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Odysseus: Love, if I died, would you get married again?
Penelope: That's a stupid question, I wouldn't let you die.
Odysseus: But what if it was out of your control, like I was run over by a chariot or fell ill or something?
Penelope: I would march down into the Fields of Punishment and drag you back out.
Odysseus: What if I was at peace in the afterlife, and didn't want to come back?
Penelope: I don't care what you want, you think I'm living without you? Are you crazy?
Odysseus: Awwwww. Wait, why did you just assume I'd end up in the Fields of Punishment?
Penelope: Have you met yourself? You're a heinous bastard and that's why I love you.
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Ares *insulting Odysseus*
Athena: while I'd love to disagree, he's spitting facts
Ares: -like his son
Athena: hold up, you did NOT just say that. If you wanna fight were gonna fight. How DARE you insult my favourite human, my special boy, you little-
#epic the musical#odysseus#the odyssey#God games#Ares#Athena#telemachus#Telemachos#incorrect epic the musical quotes
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Odysseus: How do I do this?
Athena: Yeah, I can't tell you how to do it, you just have to know
Odysseus: ... Yeah, but unfortunately I don't know?
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Athena: You are a warrior, mentally bereft!
Odysseus: *at the same time* Meant to lead the rest!
Athena: what
Odysseus: what
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Odysseus: the Gods have allowed me to live another day and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem
The Gods, getting ready to boot him to Calypso’s island: actually we did not allow that
#I was thinking of this while listening to Monster#epic the musical#the odyssey#odysseus#greek mythology#the underworld saga#epic the underworld saga#epic the musical incorrect quotes
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Zeus: Hades, man! Come join us in tormenting this Odysseus guy!
Poseidon: Yeah, he's coming to your kingdom next. It's your turn now!
Hades: I don't know, seems a little unethical-
Persephone: *pushes Hades aside* Sounds fun! Can I join?
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Odysseus: I can excuse dropping infants from a wall, but I draw the line at cheating on my wife!
Circe: … You can excuse dropping infants from a wall…?
Source: Community
#epic#epic the musical#the circe saga#there are other ways#the troy saga#just a man#odysseus#circe#incorrect quotes#nina’s quotes
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odysseus: you thought you could kill me but you're WEAK and you better RUN AND HIDE because i can counter your PATHETIC POWERS and if you don't give up i will SLAUGHTER YOU
odysseus five minutes later: pls help me i miss my wife 🥺🥺
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Donnie: Since we left the sewers we've faced a variety of foes from a wide range of places.
Raph: Mutants, aliens, you know the roster. Hostile creatures that we could resist.
Mikey: But this was a hell of a twist, cause we are weak to a power like this!
Leo: What was it?
Donnie, Raph & Mikey: A woman.
Leo: ...What?
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Odysseus: "This storm's our final fight!".
The fates proceed to laugh for hours
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May Castellan, at some point, probably: Waiting... Luke when you come home, I'll be waiting... Even if you are the last thing I see, I'll be waiting...
(//source: 'Epic: The Musical', song: 'Underworld' by Jorge Rivera-Herrans//)
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Odysseus, to Alcinous: I shall play a song for you now.
Odysseus: I call it 'My Life So Far'
Odysseus: *takes a deep breath, plays a chord*
Odysseus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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Suitor *to Telemachus*: You are nobody's child!
Odysseus: How do you now that?!
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Odysseus: This is the worst, this is the worst
Hermes: *singing Mamma Mia unintelligibly*
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Lin Manuel Miranda : I was haunted by the ghost of Alexander Hamilton until I wrote a musical about him
Jay Herrans : no way, I am being haunted by Greek hero Odysseus for the same reason!
Lin and Jay : TWINSIES!
#hamilton musical#epic the musical#lin manuel miranda#jorge rivera herrans#my mum was convinced that epic had to have lin manuel in there somewhere#and honestly they do have similar vibes#so have this stupid incorrect quote lol
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Odysseus: When have I ever done anything reckless or irresponsible?
Eurylochus: I have a list. It's alphabetized.
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