#incorrect mortal kombat

[atomicrebelomega]

Kenshi: Why is our marriage certificate on fire?

Johnny, holding a lighter: Good luck returning me without the receipt!

#johnny: you think im stupid? im not getting divorced AGAIN. you're stuck with me! #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #kencage #mortal kombat #mk 1 2023 #mk1 #incorrect mortal kombat #johnshi

[bloodnvanity]

Johnny: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Kenshi: what is that?

Johnny: remorse code

Kenshi:

Kenshi: I’m even angrier now.

#mortal kombat #kenshi takahashi #johnny cage #johnshi #incorrect mortal kombat #quotes #the brainrot is real

[guardianofthedawn]

Liu Kang: Shang Tsung is a powerful sorcerer, so it’s important to take all necessary precautions before approaching him.

Liu Kang: *blows airhorn* GET FUCKED!

#mortal kombat #incorrect mortal kombat #incorrect mortal Kombat quotes #I laughed for a solid ten minutes after visualising this #source: perchance dot org #Liu Kang #shang tsung

[maroonghost]

Havik: If I cut off my foot and like swing it at your head am I kicking or hitting you?

Cassie Cage: You’ll most likely mentally scar me more than anything.

#incorrect quotes #mortal kombat #incorrect mortal kombat #mk havik #cassie cage

[theeblackmedusa]

liu kang: hey, can i take you to my therapy session next week?

kitana: what? why?

liu kang: she thinks i'm making you up.

#incorrect mortal kombat #incorrect quotes #kitana #liu kang #mk 11 #mk x #mk 1 #mortal kombat #kitana x liu kang #mortal kombat ships #mortal kombat 11 #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat x #theeblackmedusa🐍🐍

[mediocreshake08]

Hotaru: I'm not siding with him, not until he bends the knee.

Havik: I'll bend it in your face.

#mortal kombat #mk hotaru #mk havik #mk #incorrect mortal kombat

[violetsees]

Raiden: What is this sorcery? Liu Kang: That's called an escalator, Lord Raiden

#incorrect mortal kombat #this was funnier in my head #idk what im doing #first post #not funny #stupid

[cringefailgirlfriendjohnnycage]

Sonya: I need your name. I need your phone number

Kenshi: Left kidney

Johnny: Money

Sonya: No we don't! No

Johnny: Personal details

Sonya: No, that's incorrect

Johnny: credit card information

Sonya: Ignore them. We need permission from a parent or guardian-

Kenshi: The amount of strands of hair you have on your head

Sonya: DON'T HELP ME! Don't help me

#mortal kombat #johnny cage #sonya blade #kenshi takahashi #incorrect mortal kombat #source: Max and Harvey

[dead-sane-stuff]

* Damian telling some story*

Jason: That is such bullshit

Damian: NO IT IS NOT

Y/n: Jason, if Damian says it's true then who are we to believe otherwise

Jason: Oh Okay, but no one believes me when I say I beat the last level of Mortal Kombat.

Y/n: Because that's just ridiculous Jason, no one beats Sub-Zero or Kronika

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[sinimake]

Kenshi, coming out of closet: i don't like ... women.

Johnny, mouth agape: ...

Johnny: yoU ARE A MISOGYNIST?!

#saw it from another fandom #i had to make it johnshi #lmao #johnshi #kenshi takahashi #johnny cage #johnny x kenshi #mortal kombat #mk1 #mk1 2023 #mortal kombat 2023 #incorrect quotes

[thisonehere]

Y/n: You're so cute. Tomas:*panics* Tomas:*internally* she/he/they think I'm cute. SHE/HE/THEY THINK I'M CUTE! What do I say? This could be the perfect moment to say how I feel, resulting in what could potentially be a beautiful relationship. You know what? I'll do it! I'll do it and we'll be happy and together and- Y/n: um, Tomas? Tomas: ... Tomas: Yeah, thanks, bye *turns and runs away* Y/n: ? *later that night* Tomas: *crying into a pillow* "Yeah, thanks, bye"? What is wrong with you!? Chad Bi-Han: *eavesdropping* Heh, what a weakling. Y/n: *walking by* Oh, hey Bi-Han. Bi-Han:... Bi-Han: *Faints*

#mortal kombat #mk1 #mk1 2023 #mk x reader #mk x y/n #mk fanfic #mortal kombat 1 #lin kuei #tomas vrbada #tomas x reader #tomas vbrada x reader #mk tomas vrbada #bi han #bi han sub zero #bi han x reader #incorrect mortal kombat quotes #incorrect quotes

[kentstoji]

hi

#ch:. liu kang #ch:. johnny cage #ch:. bi-han #ch:. kuai liang #ch:. harumi shirai #ch:. titan!kitana #ch:. kitana #princess!reader #game:. mortal kombat #mortal kombat incorrect quotes #mortal kombat x reader #liu kang x reader #johnny cage x reader #kuai liang x reader #harumi shirai x reader #bi han x reader #mortal kombat meme #harumi x kuai liang #bi-han x reader

[bloodnvanity]

Johnny: you saved me. i owe you my life.

Kenshi: no thanks, i’ve seen it and i’m not very impressed.

#johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #incorrect mortal kombat #mortal kombat #i love them #god why #quotes #johnshi

[guardianofthedawn]

Kung Lao: I’m so happy, I could kiss you!

Raiden: Uh…neat.

*later*

Raiden: *mumbling into his pillow* I said “neat”, Kenshi. Who says neat these days? It’s not neat to say it but I said it anyway because - and forgive my language - I am fucking stupid.

Kenshi: *meditating* Don’t beat yourself up too much, Raiden, everybody gets nervous. Remember what I did when Johnny confessed his feelings to me?

Raiden: *looks up* Didn’t you thank him?

Kenshi: *breaks meditation pose* I fucking thanked him.

#mortal kombat #incorrect mortal kombat quotes #mk1 2023 #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #kung lao #raiden #johnshi #railao #defenders of Earthrealm: meme material #both confessions would be awkward and hilarious from an outside perspective

[n3ptoonz]

mk1 incorrect quotes

[liu kang shows mk1 raiden his past self]

raiden: wow...i was...

liu kang: yes, the god of thun-

raiden: white?!

kung lao bursts into laughter

kenshi tries to hold back a laugh and fails

johnny: what's so funny guys 🗿

#n3ptoonz #mk1 #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #kung lao #kenshi takahashi #johnny cage #raiden mk1 #liu kang mk1 #liu kang #mortal kombat incorrect quotes #mk incorrect quotes

[theeblackmedusa]

sonya: someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?

johnny: they're golden retrievers. they retrieve gold. i did this for us.

#incorrect mortal kombat #mortal kombat #mk #mk x #mortal kombat x #mortal kombat 1 #incorrect quotes #mk1 #johnny cage #sonya blade #theeblackmedusa🐍🐍