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nr-yb-wm-hm · 2 years
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[After fighting off a hoard of demobats and getting out of the upside down]
Robin: Okay, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like- was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing? 
Steve: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it. 
Robin: Okay, so, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hand, like, on your back? 
Steve: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then they slid up, and then they were in my hair. 
Robin: Ohhhh.
[Meanwhile]
Eddie: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Nancy: Tongue?
Eddie: Yeah. 
Nancy: Cool.
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adelicioustragedy · 1 year
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Eddie: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Steve: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Eddie: Death is a social construct.
(Made with ScatterPatter's incorrect quote generator)
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lavenderstobins · 10 days
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stranger tweets part 5
[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5.5] [part 6] [part 7] [part 8] [part 9]
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plistommy · 14 days
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steddie in a nutshell
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Steve: I love murder mysteries
Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases
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steddielations · 2 years
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Incorrect Steddie 8/?
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slowandsteddie · 2 months
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Steve, has a seizure and passes out
Steve, wakes up in the hospital
Steve, immediately clocking the worry on Eddie’s face and unable to look away
Steve, forcing a smile: “sorry for being so dramatic. I was just bored and wanted out of the house.”
Eddie, making a choked sound
Eddie, glancing at Dustin who has very red eyes
Eddie: “you know you could have just asked me to take you on a drive.”
Steve, snorting: “we do that all the time. I wanted something different. This car made a cool noise.”
Dustin: “Seriously, Steve?”
Steve, pouting: “I just wanted to go in the wee-woo wagon.”
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morganski-19 · 3 months
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Steve: Hey babe, what do you think I should wear? Red shirt or black shirt?
Eddie: Hmmm, I don’t know. You’ll look good in whatever you decide.
Steve: Well thank you but I’m having a hard time deciding so I was hoping you could pick.
Eddie: Either way you’re going to be the prettiest one at the party. Babe I love you so much
Steve: no,no I love you too and I know you think I’m pretty. And this isn’t a test, I just. Which shirt would you prefer to see me in tonight?
Eddie: I prefer you just the way you are
Steve: Oh my god. Hey Rob, red or black shirt
Robin: Black the red makes you look like a bitch
Steve: Thank you
Robin: No problem
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fandsart · 1 year
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[Steddie textpost]
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dragonstar2568 · 2 months
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Every time one of (his) The kids or Eddie do something they weren’t supposed to Steve always gives them the same rant about how they could have gotten hurt or lost how they could have died. Que Eddie doing something stupid, where he could have gotten hurt.
The second eddie (and the kids following behind to watch him get yelled at) see Steve with his arms already crossed he knows he fucked up, so he tells him :
Steve: (arms on hips) (starts to open his mouth)
Eddie: (hangs his head down) I’m so sorry, I know what I did was reckless and wrong, I could have died or gotten hurt, I know I scared you and I shouldn’t have brought the kids along and it would have been all my fault if something had happen to them or me, I know you love us and don’t wanna see us get hurt. I love you too and I will clean your car and take the kids to school all week as punishment. I will be up our room to think about what I did.
The kids : (shocked)
Steve: (shocked & speechless) y-yes you will. a-And don’t do that again?
Eddie: (kisses Steve on the cheek) I won’t
Mike: What the fuck ?!
Dustin: He just gets off Scott free!?
Steve: (still in a daze) w-
Eddie: (walking into the house) Watch your mouth Mike.
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nr-yb-wm-hm · 2 years
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Steve: i need to get something off my chest 
Eddie: is it your shirt?
Eddie: please tell me it's your shirt
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adelicioustragedy · 1 year
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After an argument on the phone
Eddie: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Steve: What's that?
Eddie: Remorse code.
Steve: I'm even angrier now.
(Made with ScatterPatter's incorrect quote generator)
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lavenderstobins · 8 days
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stranger tweets part 7
[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 5.5] [part 6] [part 8] [part 9]
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deadtothebones · 6 months
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They have been dating for a year, Steve almost dumps him for it
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lostintheoceanv · 3 months
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Steve: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Eddie: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Steve: That one. I want that one.
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ROBIN: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Eddie recently. STEVE: No, Rob, it's not what it looks like, I swear. ROBIN: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous? STEVE: No! You’re the only one for me. ROBIN: Is that so? STEVE: I promise! Eddie and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend. ROBIN: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved? STEVE: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more! ROBIN: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right? STEVE: Of course bro! ROBIN: Bro... EDDIE: What the-
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