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thislotuseater · 3 years
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Someone: So, how many kids do you have?
Lin: Biologically? None.
Lin: Emotionally? I don't know, like seven.
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suki-is-a-queen · 3 years
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[After losing Kya in a crowd]
Katara: Has anyone seen my daughter?
Katara: Brown hair, beautiful blue eyes, usually wears water tribe clothes.
Katara: Clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk yet-
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thislotuseater · 3 years
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Lin: *falls down*
Tenzin: Spirits, Lin! Is your bottom okay?
Korra [shouting]: KYA, TENZIN WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE OKAY.
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thislotuseater · 3 years
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Asami: Describe your ideal girlfriend.
Lin: Kind, funny, waterbender, a good person at heart, loving-
Asami: You're just describing Kya, aren't you?
[later that day]
Asami: Describe your ideal girlfr-
Kya: Lin.
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thislotuseater · 3 years
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Asami: Did it hurt?
Korra: When I fell from heaven? No, I already told you guys that-
Asami: No, I was talking about when you tripped over that rock and fell into the pond.
Korra:
Lin: We all saw it.
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thislotuseater · 3 years
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Kya: FOUR MONTHS!
Asami: What's she yelling about?
Lin: Not really a big deal.
Korra: Totally overreacting.
Kya: That’s how long you all stood by and watched me water a fake plant!
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thislotuseater · 3 years
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Kya: I just noticed that Lin is quite a CILF.
Bumi: A what?
Kya: A cop I'd like to f-
Tenzin: FRIENDS. Be friends with. Now let's praise the Lord.
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thislotuseater · 3 years
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[at a bar, all drunk]
Asami: [flirty]
Korra: [giggly]
Opal: [encouraging them]
Kya: [on the table, dancing like rent is due tomorrow]
Lin: [throwing cash at Kya]
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thislotuseater · 3 years
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Kya: Ah yes, the five love languages.
Kya: [points to Lin] My mother never told me she was proud of me.
Kya: [points to Tenzin] I'm so fucking tired please raava just let me rest for five minutes.
Kya: [points to herself] I love stuff.
Kya: [points to Korra] Please pay attention to me.
Kya: [points to Lin] Hot.
Lin: Why did I get two-
Lin: Did you say 'hot'?
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thislotuseater · 3 years
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Kya: ‘Sleepy’ is so much cuter than ‘tired’, people need to stop saying ‘tired’ and start saying ‘sleepy’
Lin [turning to Tenzin]: I'm 'sleepy' of your shit
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thislotuseater · 3 years
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Kya: Truth or dare?
Lin: Truth.
Kya: Who's your least favorite child?
Lin [without even blinking]: Wu.
Kya: That was awfully quick.
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thislotuseater · 3 years
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The zodiac signs of the characters of TLOK
(Based on my own experiences and researches, this is not canon)
Korra: Scorpio (an all-or-nothing person, can be a little misunderstood but has a big and generous heart. can get very jealous and the actions are a little extra sometimes but would do anything for you)
Asami Sato: Taurus (extremely loyal, smart and down to earth. gives some good advices and can be hella stubborn. not to mention taurus people are very seductive and in the end they always get what they want)
Mako: Leo (the side of leos that people rarely see, the insecure and selfless side. can get overprotective with their loved ones, sometimes arrogant but also very humble and loyal to family and friends)
Bolin: Taurus (the cute and loving side of taurus, rarely seen by us poor mortals but it's there. loves to love just like loves eating)
Lin Beifong: Virgo (a perfectionist but in a positive way. extremely private with personal matters. very loyal and very giving, although a bit rude most of the time. always the boss in any professional area)
Tenzin: Aquarius (talking about being a conservative and a free spirit at the same freaking time, that's an aquarius. the most intelligent people ever, likes to change the world. essentially a revolutionary)
Kya: Pisces (a free mind is a free spirit. getting lost in the fantasy of thoughts is a favorite activity. the energy and the aura of the atmosphere they're in is very important to a pisces because they'll probably soak up everything. extremely kind at heart and funny)
Bumi: Gemini (totally misunderstood and always taken for granted. knows how to change the whole mood of a room if wanting to. has a weird and dorky personality and that's pretty cute tbh)
Kuvira: Capricorn (well always wants to rule the world because believes has everything it takes to do so. very clever and so committed, takes every job very seriously. sometimes can be a little cold and distant but deep down is a big baby with a good heart)
Opal: Libra (dislikes injustice, every situation or person that's being unfair just call a libra and they'll fight them. knows how to communicate very well and how to make people feel seen and loved. talented, hardworking and kind)
okay so this was my prediction for the character's signs. again, it's not canon, just my opinion 乁[ ◕ ᴥ ◕ ]ㄏ
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thislotuseater · 3 years
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Lin: Okay, enough of... this.
Tenzin: You just gestured to all of me.
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thislotuseater · 3 years
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Lin: I don't play favorites, I like all my friends equally.
[earlier that day]
Lin: I don't care for Tenzin.
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thislotuseater · 3 years
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Izumi: I can't right now, I'm about to do hot girl shit.
Izumi: [stands up and goes to therapy]
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