...........would anybody read a joel miller x pregnant!reader slow burn in the jackson era.........which would have scenes/lines including (but not limited to):
"what do you mean you think I'm pregnant?!"
"on the list of stupid things I have gotten up to, this has to take the top spot"
"you'd think after 56 years of life you'd have perfected the pull-out method...."
"if nobody thought i had daddy issues before, they definitely do now,"
and:
"we're just friends who. . . happen to be having a baby"
"no, we're friends who got irresponsibly drunk and engaged in unsafe sex even though we're supposed to be adults and know better and now have to bring a baby into a post-apocalytpic hellscape, where it has an exactly 50% survival rate."
"you really suck the fun out of everything,"
AND ellie (bonus!)
"oh man. . . you really can't keep it in your pants, can you, old man?"
"i mean. . . it's not like you can get her pregnant again. . . so i'd say go for it,"
"I thought your sex drive was supposed to get lower the older you got,"
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I would love to see Dolores with front bags in your styleee :D
How about curly bangs? ✨🎀
and bonus silly doodles because I can’t help myself
tried to emulate the encanto book style for her hair because I’m obsessed with how they draw their hair in those books!! thank u for the ask I had so much fun drawing this!! <33 dolores looks so pretty but let’s be real when does she not?🤨 also yes it’s another doodle of Mariano being a corny loser bf (I love him ok)
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Hey there! Welcome to the Former Old Builders Club! We've got:
*points at Cassie* Gaslight,
*points at Harper* Gatekeep,
*points at Isa* and Girlboss.
...Any questions?
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AITA for treating two 'children' like shit because i was jealous they were such good friends with my best friend?
(inspired by @goldensunset and @palizinhas)
Throwaway for obvious reasons.
So I (27m) and my friend 'L' (also 27m) were recruited into this cult of nobodies after forcefully having our hearts and bodies split. While we originally planned to use this to find a way to save our friend 'X' (18?F). However, as our newest members joined, let's call them 'R' (0M) and 'P' (0), L quickly abandoned me in favor of these kids.
Of course, I was rightfully upset, given the fact he forgot about the reason we were originally working for, and i tended to take that out on R and P.
R happens to be a special nobody with the ability to wield a special weapon, of a boy we'll call 'S' (16M). However, P was created to be a replica of S, so therefore it is not a person.
While I admit, my response to the two of them being friends was probably irrational, it doesn't change the fact that they were incompetent little brats who slacked on their missions and ran off to a nearby town at every possible opportunity.
So reddit, AITA for treating R and P like shit?
Edit 1: R and P were returned to S, as they held his memories and he was unable to wake up as a result of them existing. L is absolutely distraught.
Edit 2: The group I was in has been remade with certain different members, and I, along with my coworker 'V' (40M), plan on trying to create bodies for R, Xi ('P' doesn't really work for her anymore, as it was a derogatory name), and another nobody of a friend of S' called 'N' (0F). My idea is to cause Xi to remember L and R, in order to switch her to the side of light. While it means I have to get the shit beaten out of me, I'm sure it will be therapeutic for R and Xi. Thank you for reading.
Final Edit: We're a family now.
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