i have already decided that i dont like my mom’s new dog
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we were talking about splitting assets and we had to stop because i was like "this is stupid” so we’re taking a break to emotionally reset
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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
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I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar
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Zack and Cody showing up at that restaurant at 7:30pm tonight:
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visual gag where someone is thrown against a stained glass window and lands in the exact same pose as the holy figure depicted on it
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I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.
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So Fox News ran a story about how they think libraries are turning into drug-infested sex dens and I am shocked, shocked that I was never offered any drugs during my 15+ years working in libraries.
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Adam, the very first idiot
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