#it sounds like bUTter'

[netscapenavigator-official]

Also, while I was gone, I've gotten really into country music. Literally had a whole villain arc. I'm really into Orville Peck now. Help.

#*manila luzon's barbara streisand impression* #'your voice #it sounds like bUTter' #||| #update #arc #villain arc #help #country music #orville peck #music #song #songs

[marclef]

lord help me i have fallen into the Noise and Noisette kiddos rabbithole (in part thanks to @abbyroseflame24 and @klownkoster ehehehehehe)

behold...... THEM. came up with the names Poppy and Mustard because they sounded cute 🤗

dunno what i'm gonna do with these babies yet, but take them. take my very good children. i love them very much.

#they are very small. the way i'm picturing it right now is they were born a few months after the tower fell. #but Noisette was pregnant before that. got a lot of weird Food Cravings like Peanut Butter Spaghetti and Chocolate Corncobs - #- that stuck around with her even afterwards because she thought they sounded tasty. #.... lord help me i'm coming up with new Pizza Lore........ #my art #pizza tower #pizza tower oc #pizza tower noise #pizza tower fake peppino

[wolveria]

"All clones are bad at lying."

This is Hardcase erasure and I won't stand for it.

#the clone wars #hardcase #that man lies like a professional #butter wouldn't melt in his mouth #cool as a cucumber #hardcase is his name telling falsehoods is his game #hunter is also worryingly good at lying #no one believes him but he SOUNDS good

[ebbpettier]

(Inspired by I bought some deathwish coffee)

#Simon snow #carry on #going off sounds so much like my sensory meltdowns yknow #and that scene in ws where they’re kissing in front of the car #and Baz is wondering if Simon can only feel Good when they’re pumped full of adrenaline #fun fact i have a massive appetite for specifically carbs when I don’t take my meds #bread and butter and sugar and FAST BURNING FUEL AND DOPAMINE #(me in front of the Pepe Silvia string board but the top just says SIMON HAS ADHD

[unpretty]

Is your misophonia triggered by pops, click, and plosives or just some of those? No promises, but chapter 4 is pretty hot...

i don't think any of those! it's only really an issue for speech when someone is whispering or has otherwise tuned their microphone to asmr levels where every time they open their mouths you can hear it.

#original #misophonia really isn't an issue day to day talking to people or listening to regular videos #but the instant asmr as a concept is introduced suddenly everyone wants to sound like a dog with peanut butter

[greenvillainredemption]

One thing I love about mutant mayhem is that Leo has a crush on an April who’s not conventionally attractive. It almost feels like, because of the turtles’ isolated upbringing* he hasn’t been influenced by the popular western beauty ideals and just thinks this ordinary human is beautiful! And I think that’s really cool! Because she is!

*though they’ve clearly been exposed to celebrities and other pop culture so ?? idk lol

#tmnt #mutant mayhem #I’m usually a very ‘I’m ugly and that’s okay’ type of person #but that’s really only about the definition of ugly that = not fitting into the popular western beauty ideals #but everyone has something about them that’s beautiful to someone yknow #idk I don’t want to be out here calling this April ugly because I don’t think she is #but I know a lot of male fans of older turtles have been saying she’s ugly #and yeah it’s very cool that this teenage boy character has a crush on an ‘ugly’ girl #and I know I have no stake in straight representation lol but it’s just good to see the girl crush have unconventional features #though I will say personally I don’t want them to be together just because any turtle x human relationship gives me the ick which is fully #just a me thing I think like I don’t think it’s morally reprehensible to ship any turtle with an april or karai (03 leo and karai had me #shipping them as a kid before I even knew what shipping was lol) #my words #ALSO whoever voiced dr stockman sounded SO similar to the 03 him. I was cryin #i feel like this movie wasn’t the best I mean I heavily enjoyed it but I hope it builds up to more. the mid credits scene had me screaming #so here’s hoping we get sequels aaaaa #give me karai or give me death #SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER LIKE A CRIMINAL UNDERCOVER

[itsapmseymour]

Crunchy or creamy peanut-butter

Depends on the brand.

Skippy Crunchy is top tier good, and yet Jif Natural Smooth is equally good

#god I sound like a connoisseur of peanut butter

[kicktwine]

#Real quick. I will delete this #my opinion by the way is it’s gross #it SOUNDS good enough. Sounds fine. But it’s gross it’s hot peanut butter and jelly #kipspeak #the hubris of man thinking any sandwich can be grilled #the hubris of fisher thinking she only likes hot sandwiches really like paninis so maybe this one would be good too

[kirfuffel]

B might not be able to cook at this point in their lives, but it’s hard to screw up fairy bread and it’s always a hit after a day of training.

#naruto #omoi #karui #I’ve never actually had fairy bread #because butter and sprinkles doesn’t sound like a good match #but I love sprinkles so maybe I would like it #maybe I’ll get some sprinkles and give it a try #edited to fix karui’s arm what was i thinking

[hellavile]

as a black woman I just HAVE to ask why must you mention shit like “shea butter”, “black African soap”, “sza”, etc. etc. in your fics? its all sooo unnecessarily distracting and honestly corny because we get it… y/n is black. tone it down a bit?

ummmm, how about because i actually USE that stuff and LISTEN to that stuff and it’s MY fic so i’m allowed to write what IIIII want ????????????? don’t like it? go somewhere else. write your own fic love. plz don’t tell me how to craft my own work. sounds like you think it’s stereotypical.

#☆. hater anon alert ! #YOU tone it down. #telling me how to write my shit BYE #as if black people are the only ones who listen to sza and use shea butter. soundsssss like a stereotype #like that’s like me reading a fic and the reader is mentioning her using shea butter or braiding her hair. you think ima come in they inbox #and be like ���um that was sooo unnecessary to say’ STFU #‘we know the reader is black like ugh’ #YOU SOUND DUMB #‘tone it down a bit’ who tf are you talking to? not me love

[malwarechips]

prophetbot needs a nickname i think

#their name is awkward to type!! too long. yet not easily shortened! #'oh use just prophet' that is an entirely different character! #and 'pb' just sounds like peanut butter #oneshot #lev.txt

[airyairyaucontraire]

whoever lined up this sweet product placement deal for JIF peanut butter in Stranger Things, only to have a nationwide product recall due to salmonella the week before it aired, must've been cussin' up a storm

#stranger things 4 #jif recall #in New Zealand Jif is the name of an abrasive cream cleanser that you use on stuff like bathtubs and stovetops #so imagine like #ajax peanut butter #that's how tasty it sounds to me

[unpretty]

Wait wait what did your boss do with the sweet potato??? I'm trying to imagine how you'd eat a raw sweet potato, they are so solid. You could shave bits off I guess??? Did they microwave it?

he slowly sawed it in half with a plastic butter knife, put one half back in the lunchbox (presumably for tomorrow) and then microwaved the other half

#original #this isn't even getting into the reused mcdonald's promotional cup for the movie maid in manhattan #it wasn't a special cup or anything it was just a giant mcdonald's cup with the maid in manhattan poster on it #that movie came out in 2002 #he has an enormous stack of giant mcdonald's cups in his office that he fills with a mix of fanta and some kind of cheap fruit punch #the butter knife may also have been from mcdonald's. i don't know and i don't want to know. #zero waste icon i guess but also that sounds like a great way to be full of microplastics #i need you to imagine the experience of eating your onigiri bento and your boss walks in #sets down his maid in manhattan mcdonald's cup full of fanta juice cocktail #reaches into his lunchbox with the name of a pharmaceutical company on it bc his wife got it as free swag #and pulls out a single whole raw sweet potato #i just had to sit there frantically googling when maid in manhattan came out trying not to make eye contact as he sawed through his potato #it took like ten minutes #i take my lunch at a different time now so we don't overlap

[buttertrait]

i keep making a ton of typos when trying to interact with people and then i end up embarrassing myself like i hate it here

#i am very sorry if ive ever made a typo when replying to you or anything um #it’s bc i overthink and then rewrite something and #forget to read it back #and then it sounds wrong and i’m like #welp that’s embarrassing #butter’s thoughts

[amethystpath-writes]

Reflections

(not a pr0mpt)

******

“I think I know what your problem is.”

Villain ignored the fact that Hero had snuck in. She was already there- no need wasting breath on how. “I don’t remember having a problem.”

Hero was sat on the windowsill as Villain now noticed. Her feet dangled against the wall, beside the sink. “You try too hard. You feel yourself slipping into a good mood so you destroy yourself for it. Darkness is comfort.”

“Poetic,” Villain remarked.

“I’m serious.”

“As am I.”

Hero sighed from her place in Villain’s home. “Why do you do it?” she asked finally. Villain could tell the question had been weighing on her. All those times she fell behind on his schemes- when she’d look him in the eye, and Villain could see there was something missing. It had been an answer. “What are you trying to prove to yourself?”

“You’re troubled.”

“I’m not,” Hero argued. “You are.” But Villain knew better.

He sat at the kitchen island. Putting an arm out in a welcoming manner, Villain invited Hero to sit, as well.

She shook her head at first. Expected.

“I won’t bite,” Villain assured.

Still, she seemed uncomfortable. Villain didn’t push any further in that regard, but he did say, “Tell me, then.”

"What?"

Villain blew a cold breath against the surface of his coffee before taking a sip. "Tell me what doubts you're having."

With a scoff, Hero kicked her feet against the wall, propelling herself off the windowsill and onto the ground. Her feet landed with a soft thud. She raised a finger but Villain cut her off-

"You're defensive. That means I'm right." He took another long sip of his coffee. Hummed. "Did you expect me to be bothered that you broke in?"

Given her strawberry cheeks, Villain imagined so. He shrugged. It wasn't his problem; he was just making coffee. What could Hero do to stop him?

"Listen," Villain said, "I'm not in the mood for an emotional interrogation, so why don't you sit down and I'll make you a warm mug of coffee."

When she didn't respond, Villain volunteered himself anyway. He stood from the kitchen island and abandoned his mug to pluck another from the cabinet. "French vanilla or caramel macchiato?" he asked, as he then opened the fridge.

"Neither?"

"You drink your coffee black?" Villain wasn't sure why this made him smile, but it did.

"If it's not a dark roast, yes."

"It's light."

She nodded. "Then nothing in it. Please. Uh- thank you."

"That means you'll have a cup with me?"

Hero nodded. When Villain placed the mug in front of her, she watched the steam rising from it- considered it as if it were poisoned straight from the pot. "Villain?" she said, and swallowed. "I have something to tell you."

#not a pr0mpt #Reflections #hero x villain #hero x villain story #hero x villain snippet #hero x villain drabble #heroes and villains #hero #villain #guys #i've been writing this one for several days. #my eyes are swollen. they burn. they itch. #my nose is stuffy and simultaneously runny. pouring snot the consistency of water. #my ears have so much pressure in them that it defies the ability of every god i've ever known. #ms sandy told me to pour peroxide down my ears. that will clear it all away she said. #but that scares me. #liquid? in my ears? ah? that just sounds like a no no. not to mention- i has no peroxide at work. and even if we did- i don't think they #would be okay with me using it to pour it down my ear holes. i feel like they would question that #anyway. i almost made an inside joke in this story. when villain asked hero what creamer she wanted- i almost said butter. #why did you almost say butter dee? #because my pappaw used to use butter as a creamer for his coffee. #he also fed one of the cats butter on a nightly basis. that cat's fur was ridiculously soft.

[meili-sheep]

I like it when people write about Fucked up Diluc. But some of the stories I read, kind of lacked nuance.

I've encountered some fics where it's like 'Diluc is a horrible person, the fatui isn't so bad! Look at how much of a monster diluc is!'

Completely forgetting it's the Fatui who made him this way.

There's few stories where both the characters are criticised equally. Also, some authors don't acknowledge some of the fucked up things the fatui have done to Mondstadt.

(No hate to any author, this is just something i noticed)

Ok so I think genshin is really pretty good at showing nuisance because as I expected the Fatui are getting a lot of development like the Doctor is still a massive piece of shit. And after this last quest, they are going to have to work their ASSES off to get me to like him. But I think experimenting on kids put you in redeemable territory.

But ya. Diluc is a little fucked up, but he means well. So is Kaeya. The Fatui isn't good…. The not everyone in it is inherently bad.

And I think a lot of that is hard to work with sometimes if you don't like... enjoy when stories are like that. Or having to break down complexities like that. And that's OK.

You do get under my skin a bit when you start acting like your interruption is canon. That's what really grinds my gears. Because, like nothing, no one says but Mihoyo says is canon. Like, anything outside of what is physically writing into the game/manga is not canon.

Like you can bring all the evidence you want to prove Diluc is a pos, and it's still just gonna be an interruption. Like... dude, all you did is make an argument? Maybe soild one. But it's still just an argument. It's not canon or "right". But to that it also means what I say isn't canon or right either. And I will never treat my opinion like it's canon.

(And let's not forget, Diluc came out sword ready when he thought people were sexual harassing his staff. That is canon)

The beauty of this all tho is I don't have to pay attention or read fics that don't work for me. It's great!

#the fatui #diluc ragnvindr #diluc #I think there should be more discussion around the definition of “canon” #I get the feeling people play fast and loose with it #just a little ramble #maybe i'm more aware of this because argumentative analysis is my bread and butter #like i was doing a research paper and my prof when this sounds too my like an argumentative essay Oops