#it would be fiiiiine

[pageofheartdj]

I wonder if demiaegosexuality is a thing xD

I like smut between any fictional charaters in generally normal amount.

But it feels tremendously different when it’s characters I feel attached too!

#asexual #aegosexual #thats why i *need* smut with my faves xD #i cant just go read something else #it would be fiiiiine #but its like #i dont mind apples but i LOOOOVE oranges #there is no oranges and i should just go and eat apple? #i mean i can #i wont be happy about the apple the way i would be about orange #and my orange crave will NOT be satisfied #to the point why even eating apples at all #SO GIMME ME MY ORANGES XD

[vvanillavveins]

To be fair to the guy, i would also throw myself off a cliff for almost 50 million quid

#darrien laurel #tmagp 13 #tmagp spoilers #tmagp #the magnus protocol #it'd be fiiiiine- the deep would care for my bones

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

How to do Mardi Gras, from someone who has just finished doing Mardi Gras:

Wake up at 9 am. The parades start at 11 but by god you WILL be getting there early

Arrive in the city at 10:45. Drive around looking for parking

Drive around looking for parking

Drive around looking for parking

It is 11:30. You have finally found parking

Discover as you’re walking to the parade that you’re not walking to the parade. You are heading to your dad’s frat brother’s house, because he lives near the parade

Take a moment to erase the memory that your dad was a frat bro from your mind

The house is absolutely full of overly excited middle aged white people. There is one (1) person who is not over the age of 50 and she is very excited to see you.

You know none of these people but they are all talking about how the last time they saw you you were two feet tall. Nod politely and laugh, then run for it

Head to the parade. Your brother declares he has friends further along the route he wants to meet with. Your parents go with him to find the friends so he does not get murdered. This is called foreshadowing

You are now left with a pack of tipsy middle aged white people who are 40+ years older than you and one (1) girl your age. They all start looking for more of their old frat brothers so they can get a spot along the parade

You end up at some tent and everyone is excited to find their old frat brother. You introduce yourself as [dad’s name]’s daughter and pray he recognizes your dads name

He says this is not actually his tent, it’s his son’s girlfriend’s brother’s tent. You and your pack of middle aged white people have just crashed some random guy’s party, but nobody really seems to care

Decide you don’t want to deal with this and head off with the one (1) girl your age to get food. Get completely lost traveling half a block before you find food

Buy food. Wait for 20 minutes to get food. Watch the parade happening out the window and wish you were actually by the parade

Get a series of panicked texts from your father because he thinks he has lost you in New Orleans during a parade and you are dead. This is called foreshadowing.

The parade is over. Nobody is sure which parade is over, because there are three back to back. But this one is over.

Leave the restaurant and discover the pack of now solidly drunk middle aged white people have been kicked out of the son’s girlfriend’s brother’s tent. Rendezvous with the parents and start wandering around until they find another old frat brother whose tent they can crash

They find a tent literally two tents down. There are so many old frat bros at this parade. The pack of middle aged white people, which has grown by at least two couples, crash this tent. You’re just along for the ride motherfucker

A new parade has started. You still have no idea which parade this is

You and the one (1) girl your age push your way to the front of the crowd. Congratulations, you’re now fighting in the trenches for beads

Germs are not a concern here. If it’s not in somebody’s hand or bag it’s free game. This includes grabbing shit off the streets before anyone else can get it. There is no mercy in war. Snatch a bag of beads out of the air before a child can get it and display your spoils of war proudly

A man throws you a hat. You bobble the catch and it falls into the street. It falls to the ground and gets run over by a float. You retrieve and put on the hat anyways. Hat count: 1

Catch a string of the giant honking beads people would quite literally get in fights for. Display your spoils of war proudly

There are rows of stepstools and ladders lining the parade route. The one behind you has been unoccupied for at least an hour. Your ladder now.

With your height advantage you are now more powerful than ever. You have so many beads. You catch another hat (purple). Hat count: 2

Your parents also make it to the front of the crowd. Your mother immediately starts to befriend the couple next to you. Over the course of the parade, you learn their entire life story. He’s in the military. She’s a travel nurse. They are from Pennsylvania. This is their first Mardi Gras. Yelling that it is their first Mardi Gras at people on the floats has nabbed them many many beads

How to get items you want from the float krewes: find someone with an item you want. Point directly at them and make eye contact. Scream, as loudly as you can, the name of the item they are holding that you want. If you’ve done all of these steps correctly (eye contact is most important here) then there is a 75% chance you will get the item, which is much better than normal

Find a man holding a pink hat. Make eye contact. Point. Scream, loudly, HAT. He throws the hat at you but the 13 year old boy next to you catches it. You make a deal with him to get the hat. Hat count: 3. Alliances forged: 1

The parade has stopped moving for a minute or so. The couple next to you is bargaining with one of the riders for a string of the giant beads people will get in fights over. The rider is not convinced this man is military. Photo evidence is not enough proof. The float rides away before they can convince him. Everybody is devastated

This entire time, riders have been throwing rolls of streamers/toilet paper off the floats. You catch a roll of streamers. You copy what everyone else has been doing and throw them across the street. The streamer/toilet paper unfurls beautifully, waving in the air in a perfect arch. You accidentally nail a woman in the boob. You turn away and pretend you didn’t do that.

The one (1) girl your age has caught a pair of shirts. She gives you one. It is Mardi Gras and you have no fucks to give. You change shirts right there on the side of the street. It’s three crawfish in Mardi Gras colors.

Your dad catches a hat (Mardi Gras colors) and gives it to you. Hat count: 4

A pack of old men dressed as Cupid come by. They are handing out roses to people. You get a rose. You realize this is a real rose. You have nowhere to put it where it will not be crushed. It goes in your bra.

Every so often, a group of people near you will know someone riding on a float and will scream their name. A pack of people start chanting for Scott. You also start chanting for Scott. Scott throws you a gray hat. Hat count: 5

Everyone around you is in awe at the amount and variety of beads and hats you are wearing. You are a king atop his stolen stepladder throne. You and your 13 year old comrade exchange tips on how to get better loot from the riders

People are hurling footballs across the street at each other. And streamers/toilet paper. And frisbees. It is chaos

The third dance troupe of scantily dressed old people come by. They are dancing to Dancing Queen. Their choreography is impeccable. You, and everyone else in the crowd, cheer them on enthusiastically

Someone hurls a pack of ramen off the float at you. Food count: one pack of ramen, one pack of off brand Cheetos, one dum dum, one marshmallow chocolate candy thing. You will feast tonight, which is good because all you’ve eaten today is half a bagel and some fries

You still need one more hat to complete your collection. You do the “point and scream” and get a yellow hat. You trade for a green hat with a woman who is friends with the couple from Pennsylvania. These three people are your mother’s new best friends. Hat count: 6

You have collected all six hat colors. Your power is immeasurable. This is how Thanos felt upon collecting all six infinity stones.

You have collected two more (fake) flowers. They also go in the bra. They are stabbing you in the chest because of the weight of your beads. This is fine.

The parade is over. Your mother gives you her yellow hat. Hat count: 7

You want to stay for the following parade in a few hours. Your family vetoes this. You go home sadly

You go home and take a shower because 50% of what you touched today came straight from the ground and that, in the aftermath of the parade, is gross

You go to bed

You wake up the next morning and check your phone. Your dad has sent a text to the family group chat. It is a link to a news article saying that five people were shot and one died at the parade you wanted to stay for that your family made you leave

Dad says “Wow! So glad we didn’t stay.”

Mom says “That’s not far from where [brother] was! So crazy.”

You text “Wow! Crazy” and go back to sleep. You still wish you had attended that parade.

Happy Mardi Gras.

#mads posts #Mardi Gras #this was the krewe of Thoth btw. #fucking wild. someone died in bacchus which is what he would have wanted #i would have been fiiiiine I wasn’t in the area where someone got shot #long post #ily New Orleans this is why I don’t live in the city. bc u pull shit like this

[purpleleafsyt]

"Swing, Pendulum of Souls! Draw an arc across the ether!"

Merry Zarcmas, Arc V fandom!

Palette Challenge can be found here!!

#purplearts #yugioh #ygo #yugioh arc v #ygo arc v #arc v #yuya sakaki #sakaki yuya #went a bit heavier on the layer modes for this one #its fiiiiine #this is another date adjusted post #this was supposed to post yesterday but I figured it would be more fitting to post on Christmas day #for the fandom inside joke :relieved:

[pushing500]

We left Loyalty's Meander at the same time our last guests did. Apparently, the horrible murder-cult vibes weren't enough to deter them, so now we have allies! That's nice, I guess.

Blackthorn learned to walk while we were road-tripping and I couldn't get this scene from Ice Age out of my head while I was trying to draw it so you just get the scene instead.

Thanks to the vehicle mod, it only took us eight days to get here, so here we are! I can't wait to see the ship!

hmmmmmmmm

there is... no ship

That is problematic. We'll try to mine into those mountains and see if there's a ship hidden in there somewhere, but I fear this may call for some Dev Mode intervention from Ecthuctu themselves...

Duchess now is not a good time

Curly, that is RUDE. Ecthuctu will not be impressed by this slight, mark my words... Terrible things are coming for you.

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#rimworld #gracie plays #The Children of Ecthuctu #art #my art #traditional art #rimworld art #unpolished art #Nice to have allies for as long as we'll remain on the planet I guess #thanks Hesak #the trip went well #we did run out of food one day before we arrived #so everybody is on the edge of a mental break but I'm sure they'll be fiiiiine #I tell you who's not fine #ME #Where's my damn ship #I travelled all this way #I intend to get this cult off the planet if it KILLS THEM #or if I have to use Dev Mode idk #I'll do a poll if I can't find a ship in the mountains #duchess is too fertile for this colony #or maybe it's blackdragon #i dunno one of them is too fertile #and Curly... #Curly is on thin ice #Henry would NEVER #have a lovely day y'all <3 #tw ice age baby

[werewolf-transgenderism]

[wip] the inherent romance of taking care of your partner’s bad knee

✅ this has been a certified miles blackbeardskneebrace post ✅

#if someone did this to me i would simply explode and die #i’m fiiiiine i’m fine i am not starved of touch or affection or care that’s not me #wip #ofmd #our flag means death #my art

[spotsupstuff]

aight fine, some quick messy design stuff for the off string Ancient times au

Euros' tits shan't be contained

#Spot says stuff #rw #oc tag #off string Ancient times au #fine i'll give it the tag fiiiiine #Zephyr is for like. over a month bedbound n nakey resting up with braces around the place where her spine was broken #Sparrows works on that thing pretty often trying to set things rights and then hoping it will heal right #also just in general Zephyr deserves to sleep for a month if she feels like it after thousands of years of all That bullshit #its so funny/interestin to me to have an off string rw au Specifically in ancients' times. who the fuck else would do this shit #prolly like nobody really!!! i am minorly Deranged </3

[sysig]

YELLO C2 DAX, YELLOW B3 ZEX their human forms also good lol

Time and place, ZEX (From here, meme still open ♥)

#My art #SCII #Helix #DAX #ZEX #ZEX looks like he's trying to hit on him and DAX is just miserable about it lol <3 #Also this is somehow the first time I've drawn Max!ZEX digitally??? How #His grey and green streaks >>> #He's so cute agh <3 #Balancing Max's youth and ZEX's mental age is so?? His hair is the perfect balance wagh #New detail to fall in love with lol #Oh yeah and DAX also lol <3 #Misery is a good look on him unfortunately ♥ #Surely nothing would happen to him that would make him make such a face! :D #They're both fiiiiine they'll be fiiiiiine #These were fun :D Kinda tempted to see if I could somehow translate it to their VUX forms as well hmm #The eyebrow expressions especially ah! DAX's were a bit outside my usual so that was a fun little stretch :3 #They were very friendly warm ups ah ♪ Short and sweet! :D

[horsegirlwarcrimes]

i can confidently say i am a very good communicator but i literally shake like this when there is interpersonal conflict of any kind that i could even tangentially be involved in

#they are. doing things to me today #i am so so nice when i talk to people and so good at clearly telling people things in a kind and respectful way #but separately i become. So nervouspilled #people with blind confidence are so admirable to me #shant say what my job is online but suffice to say everyone is having a lot of feelings right now they would like to make my problem #also socializing. hard #personalvent.rar #a mild vent #buryspeaks.mp3 #NOT kidding i shake fr #its fiiiiine i am so normal :')

[tardis--dreams]

"Even when you're going to hell, you should fill your stomach first" may just be one of my favorite lines of this whole damn show

#beyond evil #my brain is back at it and screams #just a little bit of tenderness #just a little bit of tendernesssss #tell me we'll be alright say that we'll be fiiiiine #seriously if i had a tiny bit of self discipline or motivation i would start learning how to make gifs or edit images #or make some art just to get BE content with bastille lyrics #anyway #let me enjoy 5 more minutes of BE until i return to the horrors (politeness research in aviation contexts)

[doodlboy]

Day 06 : Holy

#religious imagery #demon #nun #digital art #elliot doodles #soooooo this is technically also demon!el like the bloodbath one #just an au where he's the avatar of sorrow instead of bloodlust #They're more demonic in appearance and like- goaty #bloodlust!el is more humanoid bc they're a fallen angel but sorrow!el is more beastial bc he died (L16) and came back as a demon #also i thought it would just be neat to have a demon who wears more religious iconography #i still love bloodlust el though and they're the main timeline i have in my head for how their story would go #annnnnyway #ik by the time y'all are seeing this I'm gonna be 2 days late but its fiiiiine #I might skip a few days for brain recovery purposes or just draw simple stuff #so dont be surprised if ya dont get 31 pieces of art this year trying to make it quality > quantity rather than the opposite

[semercury]

Oh. This sucks.

#stuff sarah says #forgor abt the physical issues that came along with this symptom #or i didnt forget... just didnt think it would apply bc its different motivation #nooo im not not eating bc of ocd. its just depression this time. what do you mean i still get the digestive issues that come along with it? #i love eating a small sandwich and then immediately feeling so so sick to my stomach #this is fiiiiine

[mastermechaniic]

Cid going along with Regis & Co like he's the chaperone of the group, when in reality he's probably getting them into more trouble just for the LoLs? More likely than ya think!

#⚒ ; 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 :: If it ain’t broke; don’t fix it #casual reminder that Cid was in his forties #when he joined up with Regis #So the thought of Cid being all #'yeeeah sure jump off this' or 'go poke at that' 'it'll be fiiiiine' #is very much consistent with the sitcom-esque #'crazy dad friend of a road trip' mentality #which tbh #would be a much needed relief from the seriousness of the situation

[starlytenight]

sorry if ive already asked this i forgot if i sent it in or not. is dark meta okay after the whole revival thing 😭 did he reform or did he stay dead? what about mirror galacta in that case? how is he feeling about dark’s apparent death and possible revival? theyre twinning now ig

Nah, no one's asked this but it's pretty safe for anyone to assume Dark Meta is fine, he's back too, he's just got his own version of rebirth where he's got perma-mirror cracks where Meta has scars and also lacks his own Warp Star. Shadow Galacta was also furious---in original scenes he was going to burst in and yell at everyone for daring to let the OG Meta die, but for constraints and focus reasons I cut this.

The other Morpho and Necro had their own things going on in the outside of Nightmare as well, so you can presume most things went down similarly. Kinda like this:

They went home once they saw regular Meta was fine, though that didn't stop the reflections from getting upsetti spaghetti over the end of days nearly happening sooner than expected because of sheer stupidity and melodrama. They cleared things up pretty quick though since the reflections are pretty chill once you kind of just accept that yeah, you do have that aspect of that self within and don't deny it or excuse it.

In later bits, like in the Allies Arc, Meta would have met with Dark Meta again and he would have absolutely been teasing him about the ordeal and how crappy he was at keeping in touch with his darker side despite basically being family with a bunch of Demon Beasts at this point---from there, he'd be helping him with the whole Jambandran issue and would have filled him in on his part of what happened where he fought his Morpho as well and dealt with the same shenanigans. Honestly they would be more chill and friendly at this point and greet each other like old pals.

After all, who else would better get you than yourself---even if he acts like you if you were stuck in your angsty teen phase?

#All is well don't worry the reflections are fiiiiine #They would only stir again with Allies because DMK and that's kind of a big deal with VT's rebirth and stuff causing an issue #Also by Allies Era/post Nightmare War Meta would have his Sigil I forgot to mention that #He got it fashioned since his little crew would rather keep staying with him than really branch out to the GSA specifically #So he just officially made his own division since it was very unofficial before lol #Though he's 'retired' they still seek him out for training and leadership/advice #Man can't sit still so he low-key still tries to run things to feel useful even if he shouldn't #Dark Meta is the saaaame way but cranked to 11 #ASMR Chitter Chatter #Starlyteart

[wholewheatluteinsupplement]

ik i said i'd upload the designs for opal+ame+rosa next but eh. v quick sketch of the girlfriends for now :thumbsup:

#personal projects #my art #oc: calamondin #oc: pearl #these two are... hmm #i'll have to draw the fucking uhhhh. leaders. pillars. whatever the hell i'm calling them #b/c both ame and cala are kinda hard to 100% explain without them #they're like. disciples. understudies... backups? calling them disciples officially but the role is a little... complicated. maybe. #haven't really put it into words so yeah #i'll have to start infodumping here drawing is fan but i want to talk about these guys also!!! #+ yeah i love screentones now. wish i could understand how they work. #but it's fiiiiine #ALSO I JUST HAVE TO SAY pearl's little feather thingies are actual feathers they're not a part of the headband #these design are still in the working things out stage esp pearl but to be completely fair if i only released 100% completed ones #this blog would be empty as hell

[kowtownart]

@magnus-opus

Have a cuddly Birb! He loooves you!

*Edit! I made this waaaaay before you changed your url Mags! hehehe*

#birb #birb neo #Spamton #spamton neo #he took you to the nest!! #sizing might be off but that's fiiiiine #NEO is inconsistent and that's just how it be sometimes #hehehe #kowtownart #my art #friend's sona #<3 #Man this has been sitting in my drafts for a minute! #asldjnaksjdn i'm so sorry for not showing this to you earlier bestie!!! I just never knew when a good time would be! #It's also a bit old but either way i hope you like it! #magnus-opus