#it’s insane how fake they look

[ch-4-eri]

i got curious and clicked on a porn video and instead of getting horny i was just wondering why the bodies look so fake… and this is what women get compared to, that mf over there is not real.

#it’s insane how fake they look #it’s like i’m watching a blow up doll

[palossssssand]

Big headed fly(pipunculidae) + disco ball fakemon

#pokemon #fakemon #bugs #insects #fakemon design #fake pokemon #you have no idea how happy I am with this #one of the designs ever for sure #please for the love of god look up the actual insect it's the funniest shit ever #my art #pipunculidae #big headed fly #pipeye is a flashlight #bogleech #creature design #disco #diptera #edit: jesus christ! 10k?? insane. thank you everyone

[ineed-to-sleep]

Look at my cheap ass pepper cosplay boy

#don't look at the headband ok I need it to hold the fake bangs in place fnfjjfjg #I got these bc I was considering getting bangs but wanted to see if I liked how they look on me first #as soon as I put them on I concluded that 1. I think I look pretty cute teehee and 2. oh. Pepper cosplay opportunity #sleep.txt #sleep.png #I could never have her insane vampire rizz but at least I can have her haircut

[tariah23]

I rly don’t see how ppl be 20+ shipping kids anymore tbh… like, it’s so rampant and I don’t see the appeal to it anymore being as tho I’m in my late 20’s.

#I’m grown….. it always baffles me to see it like man I don’t care I don’t find joy in it anymore since I’m not a teenager #I just look at them and think they’re like my fake son… daughter nephew niece whatever lol #give me the struggling and mentally fucked up 20+ year old give me those middle age bitches man if I’m going to like a ship now anyway #like i don’t care about the romance between kids man it sucks that this is such a huge thing in most fandom spaces #not that I participate in said spaces since ppl are annoying and embarrassing #also very nasty #sns is diff tho like that’s a whole other thing 🪽 #sns is just a classic it’s legendary it transcends space and time it it- #I’m so glad that jjk is full of adults tho lmfaoo #one of Gege’s only W’s… especially impressive for a shounen #i like jjk outside of the goiji pairings too like I just genuinely enjoy it despite how awful it is now lol #again #I do think that ppl need to learn how to become more comfortable with enjoying media outside of shipping tho #like there’s nothing wrong with it obviously but I’m talking more like how tons of ppl only get into a new series for the sole purpose #of shipping instead of engaging with said media and the story that it’s trying to tell… #this is why fanon and wild insane hc’s usually get out of control too to the point where those who might be interested in checking out #a series might be deterred because they don’t even know what the show is about because the only stuff that ppl see about the thing is ship #stuff and like discourse #and the behavior of the fans… #these ppl be 30+ arguing with teenagers man it’s crazy to me #I just think there needs to be a balance lol #like still go crazy. Have fun and all but you get it #but anyway. with all that being said! Goiji stays winning in my heart 🚶🏾‍♀️ #rambling

[cyberpunkboytoy]

My DID-having ass is experiencing so much world-envy for the fictional country of Vaugarde I'm going to throw up

#Didn't realize how much I needed a society built around the concepts if change and reinvention but holy shit I do. I need it so bad. #The legally normal concept of being given multiple names to transition between or change to... #the societally accepted and easy ways to craft a new body... #the traditions built around reinvention and throwing away aspects of your old life that you wish to discard #that also acknowledge that reinvention involves the destruction of something else. & the grief from yourself or others that comes with that #literally have never resonated with anything to this level and I am YEARNING #like. my life would literally be so much easier in that society #the fact Vaugarde also highly values queerness of all kinds only helps #going insane over this world-building tbh konda wanna overthrow my government & rebuild my country in its image tbh #I am Decidedly Not Normal about this fake country #no spoilers if you respond to this btw. Not done with the game #In Stars And Time #hi dev I know you have a tumblr so if you see this: I love you #thank you for creating this world and letting me have a peek into it #they say we can't build a better world if we can't imagine what that world would look like and #now i can. I know what my ideal world looks like. #textpost

[siflshonen]

Katsuki Bakugo, I miss you so much.

#please wake up soon #bnha #Bakugo katsuki #Katsuki Bakugo #you ever just look at the moon and think of your blorbo? #you ever do that? #you ever realize a fake cartoon kid has you in an emotional chokehold? #I am gonna write the most heartbroken forlorn grief-stricken thing #and people are gonna think that I’ve had some huge and devastating loss in my life #and I am gonna have to be like #no #a bad thing happened to this one fictional teenager in a cartoon book #and I have not seen him in a year #and it is very hard because I love him you see #and they are going to have to pretend that is not the most batshit insane sentence they have ever heard #and they are going to have to respond with courtesy or feigned politeness to me while wondering if I am in touch with the real world at all #and so witnessing how they handle that challenge will be amazing except #I won’t be able to truly enjoy it because I am still so upset that my #favorite fictional Japanese boys’ cartoon character #who in all likelihood would hate me and be really creeped out by me #has still not come back! #BUT I LOVE HIM! I LOVE HIM #WHERE IS HE?! #he may be Izuku and Denki’s Kacchan #but he’s MY blorbo

[mastersoftheair]

an interview with kai alexander for airmail news

#(you can use archive dot is to get past the sign up wall. but you can also write-in a fake email and achieve the same thing!) #calling this a 'top tier' interview wouldn't even Begin to cover how awesome this interview is!! #i'm always looking for bit pieces and Here the Whole Article is about the show! no segways no diversions. exclusively MotA #so informative too. bro lost his accent? that's insane. kai out here with the method acting #also the first paragraph is very funny in a ya protag way. *looks at yourself in the mirror. fluffs hair. frowns* 'oh this won't do' lmao #masters of the air #hbo war #interview #kai alexander

[deafeninggardenerpanda]

messy doodles for the samurai novel this goes out to me and the other like 2 people insane about their dynamic in this very specific scenario

#kirby #elfilin #clawroline #leongar #kirby light novel #my art #the book didnt say anything about leongar having a new appearance i just made that for him #ANYWAYS ITS INSANE HOURS ABOUT BEAST PACK FAMILY #clawroline gorimando and awoofies fight against elfy in his performance as a sword wielding hero #elfy has an obviously fake toy sword but when he swings it at the beast pack #they pretend to fall down and get hurt for the act #and so everyone thinks elfilin looks really strong and brave #later when elfilin gets home late leongar welcomes elfy home and says he was worried about him #and is really scrutinizing to kirb and bandee being elfilins new friends like a strict dad #I AM SO INSANE ABOUT THEM #“okay but wheres sillydillo?” hahaha. uh. um. probably doing forced labor in the dungeon you know how it is

[strawberrybabydog]

i understand being annoyed by young therians to some extent - kids will always be annoying to some adults inherently and thats fine. but adult therians need to learn to pick their battles, when to realize whatever theyre complaining about is the equivalent of "get off my lawn!!"

#hint: ur allowed to be annoyed by people on ur lawn but u need to understand its an unimportant issue #and not really justifiable so its best to not try #its fine to think younger therian culture is silly or you dont get it #but if ur at a point where ur trying to justify your hatred of them via random obscure unhurtful thing they do... um #idk how to say this but if ur like that ur doing the same thing as #the adult therians who told US WE were fake or unserious because we wear taxidermy tails #and now look. we all grew up and all of us love tails and its not an issue anymore. #the same thing will happen with current young therian culture so i hope u dont get left behind #i mean. imagine being alterhuman and anti-gear in 2023. sounds insane. cuz it is lol #dont be the future's equivalent of that guy #alterhuman #woof

[girlwiththegreenhat]

i feel completely insane for noticing that this episode of knight rider and this episode of columbo were filmed on the exact same fake street film set and i hate that i recognized it literally immediately

they changed the facade of the "metro hotel" (as they tend to change sets around every now and then) but the buildings in the back are the exact same

what is Wrong with me.

#liz blogs #columbo #knight rider #kr #hollywood #same place similar shows. 1983 vs 1989. i am insane #i'd seen the columbo episode first months ago. and i'd watched this episode of knight rider like *a* month ago but forgot to #cross reference it until i was rewatching it with phoenix and we BOTH went 'HEY. COLUMBO?' #anyway this is specifically the Universal Studios Backlot and its just called New York Street #it burned down in 2008 :( they rebuilt it but i figure the buildings are even MORE different now #sadge. i can never stand where columbo and michael have standed #i love how fake it looks in both shows. at least in columbo it is also a movie set in universe #apparently lots of stuff was filmed here and now that i know vaguely what it looks like i am going to see it forever now

[front-facing-pokemon]

#cascoon #it's like silcoon‚ but purple and pointy! desperately trying to remember how this one comes about. i'm gonna seem like a fake pokémon fan #i know silcoon and cascoon are both evolutions of wurmple. but i don't remember what the criteria are. is it a gender thing? hold on google #oh. it's just. some hidden personality value. so it's effectively random #y'know what. i think that's better than it being a gender thing. shoutout. but it could be considerably more interesting #maybe i'm just conditioned by the hitmonline to think that every evolution criteria has to be stupid and obscure and insane #or finizen At All #or all the stupid-ass trade evos. do not like trade evos. i do Not like trade evos! i have said this before but i will keep saying it #i just realized i called cascoon purple and pointy as though silcoon was not pointy. i'm not with it at all this morning #i just woke up‚ y'all. can you tell. can you tell i'm not sentient yet. i have to go to work in like an hour and a half and i am Not ready #anyway. i'm gonna get this guy up in the queue and dustox and then take my meds. see you guys in the dustox post #this must look so weird to y'all. since dustox is gonna be either multiple hours or a whole Day after cascoon #but i queue up two to three pokémon at once every morning to keep a good backlog in the queue in case one morning i miss it #which has happened before. it's saved my ass before. and i'm gonna need to use it at the beginning of july #sneak peek for you guys. i'll be heading out of town on june 30th to go to the other side of the country for work. so i won't be around #any posts you see from june 30th to july 4th are gonna be like super duper queued in advance. and i probably won't be able to answer asks #or anything like that. i dunno if i'll do a formal announcement bc no one will even notice but for you dear reader #who read this deep into my mile-long cascoon tags. you now know that i will be out of town from june 30th to july 4th #use this power wisely….

[fisheito]

UM, ASTER/YAKUMO I ONLY *JUST* FOUND? HELLO?

I've never felt so seen. So represented. Thank u aster. Here are some of my fave lines

#after reading this i had to consult The Chart to see if it lined up with the fic and #well. yeah. guess it did 😂😂😂😂 #narration in aster's voice is so wonderfully comedic and snarky i loved every second of it. u manipulative gremlin #WHY IS YAKUMO SO CUTE HE SHOULDnT BE CUTE BUT I WANTNA *knuckles turning white from my trembling iron fist* #what was that picture of yakumo with the comment like [boys with big brown eyes like a baby cow stfu] #yeah that thing. that image was pulsing throughout the fic. intrusive adoring thought #aster sees yakumo's big soulful innocent eyes looking up at him and he's all #i need to slaughter him. i need to pound him into cutlets and distribute him to the masses for insane profit #ah..... is this cuteness aggression... #I NEED TO BULLY HIM. HE IS TRYNIG SO HARD TO BE GOOD I NEED TO #hyperventilates into my pizza box #sipping tea and reading while occasionally yelling out #SO true bestie [aster]. (melodramatic sigh) #idk why it's funny that yakumo squeaks in fic. it is SO FUNNY. hey look it's a squeaky mouse #wait he's a snake? are u sure? dont snake eat mice?...........ARE U SURE HE ISN'T A TINY minuscule RODENT LIVING INSIDE A DAISY? NO??? #BIG DANGEROUS BLACK SHADOWY VENOMOUS SNAKE? ok..............sounds fake..........but if u say so........................ #i'm fine. i'm not still having a Time of accepting mr serpent into my life. what are u talking about. i am fine. #i am reading words and acting in ways #hahahaaha! how can you awaken something when i already know it's awake??!! #(spoiler alert: i was not truly aware of its awakeness but i've been thinking of this fic for days so i'm pretty sure the awakening is NOW) #(insert pillar men theme) (sighs wearily at my own clownery)

[narsh-potatoes]

DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT TO BITE OFF HEADS WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i mean this in the most excited affectionate and loving and tism filled way possible #i have no anger in my heart all i have is the love for 15 billion different characters that im currently thinking about #thinking about the 3 dnd characters i do and will play #thinking about the protomen and RRAAAAA #thinking about one piece cuz it makes me want to lose my mind #there's this one other song from a semi obscure vr game that is the opening/title theme and it makes me insane #it was also made into a fake anime opening for warrior cats if you know you know and if you don't i will gladly link it it's amazing #thinkin about dragonball music #thinking about protoman (singular) (not a band) #thinking about ace attorney and wanting to get back into it #thinking about specifically the great ace attorney and how every character in there makes me want to lose my mind #like i would do anything for them i love every character in there #back to ace attorney why is penix right so ffggfGggrghgrgrrrGRGGRRGRGRGRGRRGHAHAAGAGRRGRAGARG #not in That way in a his character development makes me go physically insane way #you affect so many people around you and you give so so much asking very little in return and then youre a snarky bitch in your head!!!!!!! #love that for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #in dgs when [REDACTED AMBI DONT LOOK] and he's the one who changed and aahksljdfhasdlkjfhasdkfjlhsdafhfFGRGGRGRGRAGAGGGAGAA #PROTOMEN ACT 3 THAT ISN'T HERE YET BUT IM SO EXCITED BECAUSE WE HAVE THE FIGHT AND LIKE???? #yknow at first i wasn't completely keen on the song but it DID grow on me and THE HOPE OF MAN #IS NO MACHINE IT'S WEARING HANDS OF SKIN AND BONE #THE SUN WILL RISE I SWEAR IT #I KNOW THATS HOW THE FIGHT ENDS #THE SUN!!! WILL RISE!!!! I!!! SWEAR!!! IT!!!!! #i have an art piece that just sprung into my mind about that song (again) and i need to draw it cuz RRRAAAGAGAAHAHFDKJGHSKAGFAJDSHGFASDF #i don't just need to listen to this song i need to be IN IT #MAN and im also fucking!!!!!!!!!!!!! working on a little 8page comic for class (assignment is already finished but i wanna finish the 8page #anyways) and THAT is also making me excited #that one drawing i did of roll post that song lives rent free in my mind and i wanted to animate her getting up but i didn't finish that so #whatever!!!!! new piece time

[evansbby]

If y’all wanna know what racism in the UK looks like in 2023, especially racism towards black women, then watch the current season BBUK.

#every episode I am left infuriated #then I go on fb and look at the racist ass comments there and get even more infuriated #tiktok is my safe place lol #but anyways the blatant racism and micro aggressions towards the two black women on that show aka Trish and noki #is insane #like fully it’s insane #honestly it’s like every time I think white people aren’t that bad…. I get a slap in the face with how they act #if I hear someone call Trish aggressive ONE MORE TIME #when all she does is speak her mind #the white women on that show get babies and coddled #the black women get called aggressive if they speak too much #and get called fake if they stay quiet #I’m not even making this up #it’s not even entertaining watching this shit it’s absolutely HARROWING #I love Trish so much 🥹🥹🥹 #she is honestly such a strong beautiful woman #anyways

[wolfoftonight]

I am enjoying making this style of photograph way too much

#skeleton!axo #turtle!awz #moth? #me? #digital art #fake photograph #look look at the details on the papers~ #the ones near Axo are pure writing because they're a writer #and the ones near Moth? are notes and diagrams #because I am insane and keep going on hour long tangents about how parts fit together #and Awz has comics and drawings #heeheeheeeeeee #ignore the fact that Awz is the only person who got shaded #I don't think I've ever shaded Moth? tbh #the fur just absorbs light and equalizes it #don't worry about it

[gregoftom]

another anon here. about the pet thing. not only the attack dog part but also on s4 where basically tom declared him as "property". he got him. he did keep him as a pet at the end

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnhssshshdgghhhhhjhghn

#tomgreg #i hope tom knows just how much greg Chooses to be there/in that position #it’s easy to forget that greg couod Decimate tom he just chooses not to #he Wants to be toms pet #to be looked after and loved and sub to him re: kissing his ring [hand] when faking taking coke #looking happy as a clam when tom claimed him with sticker #saying okay to being busted back down to greg again #etc. and we know info is power we were Told this outright. and greg has info on tom boy does he have it #he could destroy him. but he doesn’t bc he chooses not to. bc he wants to be owned by tom #these mfs are sooooo d/s dynamic it’s insane. good for them. freak4freak