#it’s not that serious either

[doolallymagpie]

am I the first aphra/callista shipper in history?

if I am, cool

if not, thank the force.

#I don’t want this responsibility. I can’t make content of it. I’ve already got all this *gestures at a pile of WIPs*. #it’s not that serious either #I just think ‘aphra falls in love with a ghost jedi’ is…very in character #star wars #star wars legends #star wars expanded universe #callista ming #chelli lona aphra #dr aphra #doctor aphra

[petite-phthora]

Dp x Dc prompt #2

Danny doesn’t often go to protests. But this time when Sam asked him to come along to an Animal Rights protest, he accepted.

It’s when they leave Amity when he gets knocked down by Cujo, who decided that that moment was the perfect time to play a game of fetch, that he decides to just take the little guy along to the protest.

He couldn’t say no to that little face that looked at him oh so sadly when he told Cujo they couldn’t play right now cause he had somewhere to go.

And besides, what could go wrong?

He didn’t think he would end up in an argument with another guy at the protest about the hypocrisy of going to an animal protest with an animal that seems to be cruelly dyed a different color.

Now, how does he explain to this guy that Cujo is naturally green?

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dead serious #dead serious ship #can be as either platonic or romantic #if anyone knows if there's a platonic ship name for this pair please lmk

[infohazardouz]

DEMON WALLY DESIGNS! im still working out his design but here’s a general vibe hehehahe as well as some thought provoking sketches... HUUUGE infodump about the design & demon wally au below!

below i explain my choice of representing hindu designs as opposed to christian ones! if you want to skip to the relevant information pertaining to the actual au, jump to the big bold JUMP HERE paragraph!

alright, to address the elephant in the room: no, this isn’t the typical demon/devil design you may be used to! i was originally going to keep within the red-horned pointed tail kind of mythos that generally stems from christianity/christianity aligned concepts, but then i realized i honestly don’t know much about that stuff and don’t really feel qualified to handle it in a narrative. i also know that, especially within the welcome home fandom itself, a lot of people have religious trauma that generally tends to be from various branches of christianity, so i thought this would be an interesting solution: seeing as i know a fair amount about hinduism, wally’s design is inspired by concepts about demons in hindusim in general! that way, it’s easy to write and hopefully refreshing/non-triggering to the audience! also it’s fun!

JUMP HERE: Wally’s design in the demon AU is inspired by Asura in hindu mythology! That’s why he’s got like a billion hands- I’m looking at adding jewellery/a tail/other stuff, but it’ll fall in that general theme. in terms of lore relevancy: asura in hindusim were not strictly evil, which you will find reflected in my story. wally isn’t evil per say; the neighbourhood is his turf, and he will protect it from outside threats. that being said- he is generally self-serving for now and may not always have the best intentions for his fellow neighbours. what his overarching goal is and who exactly his enemy is (as well as Home’s relevancy to the story) is being left to you to discover as the comic goes on! themes of puppetry, where wally darling ends and the asura begins, and stuff like that is left ambiguous for now! puppetry will also play a role in the story, as well as self-awareness and meta themes. hinduism and religion WILL NOT play a role in the story itself. anything i think might need contextualizing will be contextualized in the description of every update; honestly im just pulling the asura elements for Wally’s design and part of his character! this will still be a very accessible comic to people of all backgrounds. if you have any questions or concerns please don’t hesitate to send them to my askbox or leave them in the comments!

#welcome home demon au #welcome home fanart #welcome home comic #welcome home au #welcome home wally #wally darling #wally darling fanart #my art #infodump #hope this isnt too much guys i feel very corny rn HAHA #this isnt really anything serious! just a fun comic i wanted to give context to #i dont see myself doing any more longform info posts like this in the future either btw! #welcome home arg

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

joking aside, I love this site. I have learned so much from this site. I have received so much love and support from this site, and I hope to be here for years to come (especially now that we accidentally won Least Worst Social Media Platform, despite our very best efforts)

that being said, taking a break was really helpful for me mentally. it made me realize how much pressure I was putting on myself to keep people entertained so they would like me. I'm talking like, 'rereading & editing a single dumb shitpost a dozen times a day' levels of overthinking.

So yeah: I love it here, I plan to keep making people (and myself) laugh, but going forward I'm going to be putting less pressure on myself to be as entertaining/active as i used to aim for. Less "I choked on my gogurt" levels of humor, more "sensible chuckle." (sometimes I may even indulge in a joke that purposefully fails to resonate with the audience! it will be quite a mischievous little treat for me 🤭.)

anyways please be patient if my posts lack a certain pizzazz going forward. the pizzazz is out of stock. no there is none in the back room. the pizzazz is on back order ok. no I'm not paying for expedited shipping. our supplier is experiencing a shortage. pizzazz is a controlled substance, do you have no understanding of the paperwork involved? piss off with your piddling pizzazz

TLDR if you think my posts were mediocre before just u wait sweetheart you ain't seen nothing yet. (they are going to get worse. what I'm saying is they are going to get even more underwhelming. i feel good about this.)

#serious post #ish #do i have tenure? is tumblr tenure a thing? #either way from here on out i am PHONING IT IN MY BABIES! #you get a reblogged post from 2021! you get a rebloggrd post! you get a reblogged post! #and you! get a piece of horrific fanart! that's been containly secured in the ask box since 2020 #and YES it contains the Grinch x Tony the Tiger in delicisio fragrantance #ps I lied there IS a small supply of Pizzazz left on the top shelf but i am hoarding it for my own personal use

[hughmanbean]

You Look Lonely

Inspired by this iconic scene.

When Jason was with the League, he'd thought he'd spotted something lingering above the pits sometimes. Then again, he'd also been hopped up into a mad rage by nasty death water, so his memory wasn't credible by any means.

But after a particularly bad day, as Jason just sits in front of the Pits looking at his reflection, he looks up.

"Hello, handsome."

Gorgeous eyes looking down, freckles dotting the skin. White hair gracefully flowing, a playful smile directed at him.

"What a day, hm? You look lonely..."

A warm bubbly feeling sprouts in his chest. Like if pit rage had a distant cousin.

"I can fix that."

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp #Honestly I had this thought spawn as I was taking out the trash and I was smiling to myself like a maniac #I mean how could I not? #It beckoned me #dead on main #dead on main ship #Bladerunner 2049 reference #It can either be A: Bladerunner exists in the DP universe but not the DC one so Danny's doing a bit but Jason thinks he's serious #Or B: This is genuine #Ignore the music.

[nevarroes]

he had no other shirt left that day okay

#cas finally ditched the shitty bhaal symbols im so proud of him #this one isnt better or more geniune either tho😭😭 #anyways erm.... all u can eat buffet night in some pompous restaurant😖 #art tag #art #gortcas #casim carnarvon #male wg art #weight gain #ill probably reuse the other sketch for a more serious drawing... to be 100% honest with u the only reason this ended like this is because #his coat looked dumb when I put it on #yuor welcome though

[ddarker-dreams]

i'll never not find it hilarious that kurapika could only endure like five minutes of chrollo speaking before doing this to shut him up JFGKSJFSL

#can i blame him? no #on a serious note #rewatching this scene hits different after getting the PT's backstory in the manga #i always wondered why chrollo looks so pained when paku agrees to kurapika's terms #but then i realized #he's so familiar with the troupe that he knows they'll either kill paku upon her return #or (far more likely) she'd sacrifice herself for the troupe to understand the situation #lord help me #lock.txt

[papayafiles]

in 2024 i'd like more of whatever this is, please

#lando pics #lando norris #either Hot Serious vibes (pic 1) or Silly Goofy vibes (pic 2) are acceptable i just want to see more of that midriff #just to check on it #for science yk

[anonymouscheeses]

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Do you think they call eachother pookie? 🤯

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel chaggie #hazbin charlie #hazbin vaggie #hazbin chaggie #charlie morningstar #vaggie #vaggie x charlie #charlie x vaggie #rainbowmoth #i can see Charlie saying it but... it would be so hilarious if Vaggie said pookie #WE MUST BE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. THIS IS A VERY MUCH NEEDED DISCUSSION AMONG THE HAZBITCH HOETEL ENJOYERS #im also making more fanart and was curious what ppl thought of the idea lmao (making tbe art either way lmao)

[anime-grimmy-art]

A few weeks back I tried my hand at making screenshot redraws of Stampede and 98 with the characters of the other iteration!

Because both are just so silly, Stampede's faces totally arent mostly from the first 2 eps bcs after ep 4 everything went downhill, and next episode totally wont drag us thru Vash trauma hahahha....

ANYWAYS LOOK AT THE FUNNY MEN!

I'll post the specific scenes in the reblogs!

#trigun #trigun stampede #trigun 98 #vash the stampede #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #fanart #redraw #screenshot redraw #vash #meryl #milly #i love him so much either way #but tristamp vash has such doofus potential #but noooo the plot has to be serious and angsty #and i tooootally dont dig that

[iizuumi]

silly silly guys

#bg3 #bg3 tav #astarion #astarion x tav #tavstarion #my art #flirting failed try again #I can not think of them being serious help #they're either stupid or making out those are the two moods #oc: reon #we'Re back to astarion looking different every time i draw him damn #when will it end #when will i understand his face #i didnt want to spend too long on this ok don't look too hard

[deadsadmilk]

heavy sandwich guy

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 heavy #his face either serious or silly #i’m just trying to learn how to draw him…

[iaxsl]

zoro and luffy got married a while back and never bothered to tell anyone. nami knows because she was there but hasnt told anyone because theyre both insufferable. usopp found out when he saw them makeout in a closet or something on the merry (he shut the door and ran to nami looking for answers). by the time they reach wano almost everyone on the crew knows that theyre married except sanji who found out after zoro and luffy kissed at the celebration party.

#sanji isnt weird about it but he's definitely questioning why he never noticed before #not like zoro and luffy hide it either theyre Very very obvious #idk i just feel like they had a shotgun wedding or something #nothing serious so like technically are they even married? who knows #but theyre pirates and dont follow the rules anyways so it doesnt matter #dont think too hard about it #i just thought it was funny #one piece #zolu #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #luffy #zoro #silly thoughts

[fluffyartbl0g]

“Ace had his own adventures, and I have mine,” Luffy mumbles, drifting off again. “You have yours, too. I don’t want you to miss them. I don’t want you to miss anybody. Or to… be here when you’d rather be…”

“Luffy—”

“Free,” Luffy manages. “Sabo’s supposed to be free.”

@taizi put your faith in what you most believe in

#one piece #op fanart #sabo #monkey d. luffy #op brook #(kinda) #man im just reccing fanfics left and right recently #and by that i mean one in the post before this and one in the post now #im being 100 percent serious when i say that whenever i read this fic i start either tearing up or full on sobbing #luffy was so miserable when he found out how much sabo hated being confined as a noble #sabo hated that life so much that he tried to escape #sabo’s meant to be free… #luffy would absolutely hate if he was ever responsible for taking away that freedom #but luffy… you ARE freedom… #how could he ever be trapped when with you? #(me: is starting to tear up again)

[dolls-self-ships]

just saw someone on a self shipping post say to not use the word "obsessed" to describe their feelings for their f/o bc it's harmful to those with ocd and as someone with severe ocd please shut the fuck up and go outside oh my god

#tbh this is why i dont interact with the selfship community that often bc so many of you need to touch grass #like im serious #i love self shipping dgmw but holy fuck some of you its like walking on eggshells #'dni if you ship with abusers or problematic characters!!!' like huh???? wha?????? #im no proshipper like i dont like p*dos either but #not wanting people that ship with villains is like. #... youre blocking out like a huge chunk of the community babe #the purity culture in the selfship community is something else

[turtleblogatlast]

The fact that Leo can go literally anywhere on earth to be alone with his thoughts at a single moment’s notice is something that shakes around in my head all the time. Like, portals and teleportation are amazing and convenient abilities both in and out of battle, but they could also so easily be used to run away as well.

I don’t think Leo ever would, at least not most of the time. He loves his family too much, and is too dependent on their love and attention to cut himself off so suddenly like that, but it’s a very real possibility nonetheless.

It’s a good thing Leo’s overall temper is more on the mild side and he prefers going to his room or something to complete solitude, because it really is dangerous for a kid to have the ability to isolate themselves like that at their fingertips.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #and like #it doesn’t even have to be on purpose either #anything could happen where Leo goes out to travel real quick somewhere and suddenly he can’t get back #sure Donnie has the trackers but trackers only do so much when the one you’re tracking is across the globe #that one short of Leo ending up trapped hanging off the Eiffel Tower all alone when he’s still new to portaling #is actually a bit terrifying when viewed through a more serious adult lens #don’t mind me just doing what I like to do best aka think about Leo and his abilities #I’m still saying tho that his abilities make running away so easily #and he’s quite good at that #even if he’s physically there his MASK lets him run away from truly processing unwanted situations or conversations #imagine Draxum telling the boys about the other hidden cities and Leo takes it upon himself to go scout them out #and he does so going around and letting his bros know of the cities he finds here and there #only to end up in one that cuts off foreign mystic energy #like imagine being suddenly cut off and alone #this ability can be SO USEFUL up until it’s cut off midway and suddenly uh oh it’s horrifying