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I probably sent a lot of these now im so sorry lmfao š
You mentioned in one of the asks that some countries are like a prototype/based of our existing countries, like Germany=Mondstadt, Liyue=China, Inzauma=Japan....
So even though the language is more or less identical for you to make heads and tails in a conversation or writing in a book, the reverse side does not.
Creator!Reader who knows a couple of languages (plus points if they're atleast fluent or have a understanding of it despite not being able to speak said language) and being born from a country that doesnt have the same language as the countries Teyvat based off. Basically Spanish, Italian, Filipino, Scandinavian languages that also have their own way of writing.
Imagine feeling homesick and the only thing that keeps you occupied is the notebook and pen you have while the others converse in a meeting or in a hangout. You started writing in your tongue and re-reading it to relive memories.
Zhongli, AlHaitham, Albedo, Jean, maybe the Berry bros too (Diluc & Kaeya) get curious only to have a double-take and immediately thinks that maybe there is a forgotten land in Teyvat that has this language, I mean Morax stayed faithful to Liyue and Barbatos blessed his country with abundance of supplies and freedom. Teyvat gods and archons played favourites, so why wouldn't you as well? (Bonus: Khaenriah flashbacks) (also I know these arent enough characters but how should I know? I only have a handful of them and I ran out of Primosš
The people from Akademiya though? I mean they went hard on theorizing and picking apart the language of their creator. Have you seen Matpat's descent to insanity the more FNAF continues to push out LoRe? Thats basically them because Teyvat doesn't have a country based on Creator's birth country. They're grasping nothing but air and dead ends and the only lead they have is you, but couldnt ask because you look so down and they cant bear to see Creator sad....
(NEW BANNER TOMORROW AND I DONT HAVE ENOGH PRIMOGEMS HALP---)
Rip Vine boom no primos š hope u got some more by this time bc i was so late to reply lol - DUDE IM SO READY FOR THE GORG KAVEH <333
BERRY BROS!! Thats it, thats the only way im gonna refer to them now.
Not super long to add onto ur bc UR SO SMART AND SUCH A GOOD WRITER VINEBOOM U SHOULD ALSO WRITE STUFF SO I CAN GO OBSESS OVER UR WRITING WITH A MILLION FERAL COMMENTS-!!!
(Cute owl house gif is like, metaphorially u and zhongli in this lol)
EDIT 8/23/23: So this may be inaccurate/not that good to my Hispanic Readers out there! Sorry about that, I'l make sure to do better in the future.
EDIT 1/1/24: Unfortunately there are even more issues here, and I'm really sorry about that. I expanded on it more in my Eldritch fanfic post in Part 2, but it was exoticism of me to use the word "Huangdi". I have since replaced it with "Emperor", and don't intend to just erase the mistake like it never happened. But I did change it in the headcanons for better readability. Again, I'm genuninely sorry about this, and will absolutely be watching out/doing better in the future. I hope you understand.
THIS SOUNDS SO SAD, LIKE THIS COULD DEF BE ANGST, ESP SINCE U HAVE NO FAMILIAR-ISH CULTURE TO TURN TO-
tbh im american and i def dont think theres a u.s. country- oh god at least I hope not, damn but im also familiar with mexican culture so i wouldnt miss the united states, but id miss mexican cultureā¦
BUT!!
You have a lot of amazing people who care about you in Teyvat, so they wonāt let you stew in ur homesickness for long
like random said, i could see it being small stuff
ok so imma just-
LATINO! READER TIME BABBYYYYY
(i do this bc its just the culture/language im more familiar with, but dont let that discourage anyone from requesting other cultures! I will def do my research, or ur welcome to tell me all about it so i can write it better! <3)
THAT BEING SAID IM MOSTLY WHITE PLS LMK IF SHIT IS WRONG/SPANISH IS WRONG BC IM STILL A BEGINNER MY BELOVED LATINES!
<3 YOU GUYS
ā”
youāve been in the game-turned-life world of Genshin Impact for nearly 6 months now, turns out time isnt wonky as hell like it is if you were playing the game, half bc u bribed Albedo with answers to his many questions about you if he figured out the time difference, and half bc of ur internal clock
people would notice the cuss words first lmao
like Xiao hearing u stubbing ur toe on the million and one steps up to Wangshu Inn,Ā hijueputa!
or Keqing pointing out the words you coo at the dogs hanging out by the bridge outside the harbor,
un perrito tanĀ buenoooo!!Ā :ā)
while most would just, " hmm, maybe a dialect of one of the other countries we havent heardā¦"
but Zhongli? heās been ready for centuries in case the prophecy came true within his lifetime, afterall, many things changed while heās been alive, not crazy to him that you might descend randomly
While everyone else was unprepared, bc u were likeā¦ the oldest deity, more legend than history, so ppl just thought Morax was a little overly faithful ā¦so when it actuallyĀ happened,,Ā Morax was just smirking as he watched ur golden shooting star streak the night skyā¦ while absoluteĀ pandemoniumĀ consumed the mortals and adepti in liyue lmao
(like that scene of Regina George in Mean Girls watching the student body break out into an all out brawl just smirking š pls god look it up if u dont know what i mean- )
So Morax- Zhongli, has been ready for you, just in case, to pay attention to what kind of person youād be, learn your favorite clothes/colors/offerings, see what things youād like to talk about with him (hopefully for hours) etc.
He was observant, and with his memory, he practically gave himself headaches sometimes with how aware he was,
on one of those days he was overwhelmed by the mortal crowds, the smells, the market yelling, and all theĀ changeĀ from what he thought he knew-
Zhongli noticed you in your own melancholy, and curious, he began to stroll just behind
You sit at Wanmin restaurant, still somber, and ask Xiangling to
āplease try out these recipes? theyāre from my world, and id really love to have something like them again..ā
a true experimental chef as always, Xiangling quickly takes up your offer, and u follow her into the kitchens in the back (the restaurant is much more real than in game, they have gorgeous inside seating, all shades of red coloring the walls and lots of pretty latticework-)
Zhongli takes a seat finally, he has a usual table at this point he comes in so muchĀ coughtorunintoyoucough the staff know it's his and give him tea pretty quickly
the food, and the looks, makes it your favorite restaurant in Liyue, the Liuli Pavilion a little too fancy for casual dining, afterall, Zhongli would know
Heās tried to keep track of your favorite places to be in Liyue too, and kept his near full attention on what you say when he asks after your stays in Liyue (he hasnāt felt the need to pay that much attention or felt that much interest in conversation partners inā¦ decades?)
So when you come out of the kitchen, throwing your head back and laughing, "SĆ, sĆ! It all tastes so close Xiangling!Ā Gracias, thank you!"
He wantsā¦ to know.
to know what those strange, but delicious looking, foods are all balanced on two big dinner plates
Xiangling carrying whatever you couldnāt just behind, a pitcher of white liquid, it smells, like cinnamon?
He raises a hand, and offers the extra seats at his table, (when did his tea go cold? he only just sat down, he couldnāt have spent that long thinking about youā¦)
You notice and look over, a giddy grin lighting up your face (ā¦hmm, perhaps he needs to transform into his Exuvia form and let off some steam, his chest has warmed too much right now for him to just be sitting hereā¦)
You plop into the seat beside him, but not before carefully placing the plates in front of both you and Zhongli
You scootch around until youāre turned towards him, as always, Zhongli looksā¦ actually kind of, happy?
a small soft smile pulls at his lips, his eyes half-lidded as they meet yours, his usual red eyeliner framing his monolids perfectly, he looks like heās been,, well, sculpted from stone, an artwork come to life
āā¦My Emperor? Could I trouble you to tell me about the dishes before us?ā
the geo godās pleasantly smooth and deep voice felt so soft asking you that, like he didnāt want to push you one direction or the other
āOh! Right! Sorry, these are from my home country, back in my world, or at least, as close as Xiangling and I can get to them!ā
Your smile brightens your face once more, clearing away any leftover stormclouds from your mood earlier, and as you launch into explaining (Xiangling had to get back to orders, so itās just you two now)
You list it all, the quintessential: quesadillas, empanadas, tamales, chorizo (you had to combine at least 5 different spices to Mondstadt sausages to get anywhere close to the real thing) the dips obviously, salsa, queso, guacamole, and the easy street tacos, and finally the horchata, but also all the weird fruits Teyvat has with chile, like Sunsettias mixed with Harra from Sumeru or Lavender melons with Wolfhook berriesā¦ all surpringly pretty good
(the Sun-Harra combo tastes like mango, a sort of deeper taste of pineapple/kiwi and a sort of light orange taste? all with the nice addition of chile flavors, the Lavender melons and Wolfhooks helped imitate chamoy enough that your heart was satisfied)
ā¦you realize youāve just been talking about the last meal you had with your family/friends instead of the food after a bit, and Zhongli hasnāt said anythingā¦
you trail off and look back over your shoulder (u were practically about to get your shirt in the imitation guac u were leaning so far over the table to point and talk)
youāre about to sheepishly apologize for taking over the conversation, and ask if he wants to try anything (Zhongli can handle spice so u dont have to worry abt that at least)
but as u finally see his face, u just stop, and dont end up saying anything
Heās just, looking at you.
his smile's not huge, but big enough to make his eyes look happy, and Zhongliās justā¦ looking at you.
You canāt describe the look heās giving you, but you suddenly feelā¦ a wave of shyness wash over your heart in your chest, because heās looking almost like, maybe like, heās sort of, waiting for you to keep talking, his tan skin warm in the golden rays of the sun beginning to set, you donāt know why youāre noticing any of these things, and he gently, slowly, makes a move to lean into your space a little
almost above your armrest, head inches from your shoulder, heĀ finallyĀ moves toĀ stop looking atĀ you-
He looks like a painting as he looks down, his eyelashes almost sitting on his high cheekbones,
you have to move your head to looking at the table too as he moved so close,
you feel your shoulders reflexitively hitch upwards as you brushed the hair on the side of his head as you turned away
He looks around, and then moves his head, not his body, heās still leaning toward you, to look you right in the eyes again
āWhy did you stop? I havenāt said much, I apologize, but itās only because I wanted to hear you without anything interrupting you.ā
You cough a little strained, āOh! Oh I get it now yeah, thanks-ā
āI want to hear you more,ā his black eyes begin to warm with gold, you can vaguely see the shape of his diamond pupil revealing itself, āI want to hear aboutā¦ everything, if youāll tell me? The language, the food, the drinks, your family, your dances, your country, I want to hear it all. Wonāt you please let me hear your voice some more?ā
ā”
GOOOD LOOORDDDD, ITS SO LONGGGGG IM SO SORRRYYY šš
OKAY IM MOSTLY SORRY THAT THIS SCENARIO HAPPENED??? IDK WHERE ZHONGLI CAME FROM- GOD IM SUBCONCIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH THAT MAN I GUESS, SORRY RANDOMANTICS-
uh, hope somebody got anything out of this, sorry abt the length, again,
also pls somebody tell me if what i said about culture/food was alright! If not Iāll def change it, pls dont let me keep it up if its inaccurate/wrong!!
Safe Travels you guys,
šāļø
.Ā°ā¢.ā.ā¢Ā°.
ā” the beloveds ā”
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk
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Omg can u js imagine lookism characters fighting you and they end up getting their ass beat by u? Basically js encountering someone that has 10x their own strength and their reactions would be so funnyššš
Have I imagined being the peak of every fandom I have participated in? Yes. Yes I have.
Meeting Lookism Peak... YOU
You are onepunchman-ing through the Lookismverse.
J High Trio
You definitely weren't siding with Logan Lee and Vin Jin (wtf) but this Daniel Park, Vasco and Zack were causing a lot of trouble and you just wanted everyone to stfu so you can get decent grades.
It got even worse when Logan and Vin flanked you and held your hand. What is this throupling? GET OFF ME.
Vasco muttered about you being a bad guy and threw the first punch. Sigh - stupid birds of a stupid feather stupidly flocking together and before long Zack and Daniel joined in.
The strongest guys in J High? Now lying in a heap in a corner. You? Not even a scratch.
You approached them with tears in your eyes: "please, I'm just trying to learn"
Johan
You've acquired 3 new pups: Eden, Miro and Johan
This motherfucker tried to steal your shoes. Who tf does that. You were just minding your own business and walking home so of course you beat his ass.
And since that day, Johan likes to follow you around in the hopes of copying some of your moves. Shame you're able to KO him so quickly he can't copy anything. He learnt his lesson after the 27th time and doesn't try to steal your shoes anymore. He still follows you in case someone else fights you and he gets to copy.
Big Deal
You're the son of Gapryong Kim? Who's that? I'm just minding my own business and got accused of stealing from this street. No I didn't! I didn't even go into that store. THIS IS MY SHIRT.
This random guy is trying to take your clothes from you..what you gonna do? There's perverts everywhere. You tried to play nice and dodge his attacks but enough is enough. You're sick of people trying to steal your clothes and just knock him unconscious with one hit.
Uhhh where is this actual place and why has he got so much back up? This is Big Deal? What are you guys saying you're a Big Deal or... Oh you're actually called Big Deal?! Lol, losers.
Great. Now you're getting attacked by this ponytail guy. Sinu? and his invisible attacks? What invisible attacks. You can see them all clearly. Stop that. It's annoying. Please just SIT. DOWN.
The person with the biggest beef would be the big bald guy though (seriously who brings their dad to a fight?!) Jerry would go absolutely feral when you knocked out Jake. He's no match but every time he saw you after you can just feel the hate radiating.
Eugene & Workers
Sorry to say but this man is boring af. He seen you beating up his 'Gun and Goo' (this will never not be funny) and tried to recruit you.
You're in school. You're not interested in fighting for no 'Workers'. Besides a 9-5 sounds unbelievably boring right now. Why would you want to work and have responsibility when you can mess around all day. Youth IS wasted on the young, this dumbass.
He'll leave you alone as long as you stay out of his way.
Gun & Goo:
These 2 would just Never. Leave. You. Alone.
They've got eyes and ears everywhere so probably heard about one of your past fights.
First they would try to fight you cos of course they would. But the fact that you're so insanely strong and stronger than them turns them from
To
The fact you are so strong? That you could no diff them? They're just literally like wtf. They have never encountered anyone like you. They didn't even know your strength and fighting skills were possible. You will never know peace again.
Gun is more diplomatic and tries to approach you whenever he can to be his successor and just wanting to know who and what you are. But ultimately he will be itching for a fight each time. You're tired of this guy ripping his clothes off and squaring up to you.
And Goo is a fucking menace. After turning down Goo once to be his secret friend, he's just waiting around every corner with a steel pipe.
Are flies constantly buzzing around not annoying? Looks like you're stuck having to beat these guys up now and then to get them to fuck off and give you some peace but they still always return.
Samuel:
Oh boy. This man and his inferiority complex. He heard Goo mention you just the once ONCE and he got all worried about his Secret Friend status.
He uses his resources to find out about you but you seemed to live a relatively normal and quiet life.
Sammy is still threatened though and goes after you with his brass knuckles. Ok first you had people stealing your shoes and clothes, now you have a third homicidal maniac coming after you. Maybe you should just move.
You feel bad when he starts to have a breakdown after you beat him up. Then that bastard tries to bite your ankles so š¤·š»āāļø
DG: I can tell you the secrets to your powers
You: I don't care man, fuck off
DG: jk idk anything lol
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Hey! how are you doing? I hope your doing good ^^ I hope I'm not breaking any rules by requesting this but I was wondering If you could write headcannons for Chuuya, Dazai, Akutagawa, and Ronpo just Chuuya and Dazai if it's too many with a S/O who loves playing games online with their best friend who they spend hours online with and are always in their room or on their phone talking to them on discord and they're really close and have even talked about meeting? Sorry if this isnt detailed enough
a/n: ur not breaking any rules at all !! this req is relatable so ofc i will write it <3
warnings: none!
(Chuuya, Dazai, Aku, Ranpo) with a S/O always playing games/on the phone
Chuuya
heās gonna get jealous if ur spending most of your time talking to friends online instead of him
thereās just no way around it
does get curious about who youāre talking to and asks about them a lot
will wander into ur room while youāre playing games just to watch
likes to play the games with u sometimes but beware bc he will rage
(i have a whole other post about this specifically out there somewhereā¦)
gets frustrated listening to you laugh and talk to ur friends on the phone
literally sits next to you and POUTS like āšā
because that attention should be on him !! HE should be the one making you laugh !!
chuuya has definitely snatched the mic away from you at one point to yell at the people on the other end š
typical overprotective boyfriendā¦or somethinā
once you start mentioning that you want to meet your online friends irl, heās gonna get so nervous that ur replacing him ?? sweetie it aināt that deep-
at the end of the day he knows that he canāt control who youāre friends with, and will let you meet up with them on the condition that he goes with youā¦š
Dazai
guess what lol
your internet friends are now also HIS internet friends
is definitely in the same discord server with you
they all adore your boyfriend sm š and even ask you to hand the phone over to him occasionally so they can talk to him LMAO
the second dazai saw you talking to people online he demanded that he got to talk to them tooā¦and thatās how the group friendship started
heās not a big fan of video games so heāll simply spectate all of you playing together while dropping commentary here & there
he doesnāt get too jealous if you spend a lot of time talking to them
in fact dazai is quite happy that you have such a close friend <3
however if it gets to the point where youāre in ur room for like 10 hours straight with no breakā¦
he MAY order you to get off the mic and spend some time with him instead
once you start talking about wanting to meet up with ur friend, heās all for it !! will definitely go with you since heās become pretty close with the person as well š
Akutagawa
another jealous bby
is simply not going to tolerate you spending so much time talking to friends and NOT him
will rip the phone/mic from your hands and throw it across the room
āi want your attention on ME. not them.ā is all heāll say š
you have to explain that these people are your FRIENDS and youāre entitled to spend time talking to them lol
gradually heāll get more used to it
doesnāt mean heās happy about it tho
still wants to spend time with you so heāll justā¦hover while youāre playing games/on the phone
pretends to be doing something else but is actually listening to your side of the conversation
kinda stalker-ish akuā¦š
he doesnāt mean it in that way lmao heās just curious
like chuuya, he panics a bit once you start talking about wanting to meet up with your internet friends irl
except heās more concerned for ur safety
will accompany you and kinda monitor from afar while you meet up with them š
Ranpo
my beloved <3
butā¦heās kinda the worst in this situation lmao š
this is a man that requires a LOT of attention. likeā¦your 24/7 uninterrupted attention
so needless to say he gets super pouty and whiny when you spend all your time talking to online friends instead of him
(ur kinda insane for this š¤Ø who in their right mind ignores THE ranpoā¦)
iām only kidding
will barge into your room DEMANDING that you spend time with him
continues to annoy you until he gets what he wants
will GRAB the phone from your hands and start interrogating the person on the other end ??
āwho are u and why are u taking my s/oās attention away from meā >:(
ranpo has definitely pulled the plug on you while u were trying to play with them š
gets on your last nerve until youāre basically forced to give him all of your undivided attention
even then heāll pout if you so much as get a single notification from your online besties
donāt even bring up wanting to meet with them irl, heāll talk you down from that SO fast
a/n: how is it already 3am tf. also i have no power and itās super hot in my room & my phoneās gonna die help- but ne ways this was super cute !
thank you!
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HELLO HELLO I FORGOT I SENT YOU AN ASK???? AND I WAS THE ONE ASKING IF IT GOT DELETED? VERY RUDE OF ME
okay no but yes I just got sick for another week ššš life is not kind to me,,,,I JUST finished an essay and it's 6:19am rn and the sky is lighting up this is homophobic </3
I'm trying to get to terms to losing it but mannnnn I'm so pissed and upset because I had three kpop photo cards in it š (along with other very important stuff ofc like my old student cards and I, obviously, alr graduated)
What can I say I'm just someone who loves the dark too much sksksksks jokes aside tho the dark is nice cos it makes me less guilty to be depressed - it's so weird to see it still light outside at 7pm rip
DREAMIE I WAS LOWKEY KIDDING BUT YOU ACTUALLY SAVED A SPOT FOR ME ALDHFJSJSHDJSKKDDK I LOVE YOU HELLO?? Okay but yes I will Sit Down and Think About It and come back to you with an MV uwu
Also Maniac omg,,,,Felix is such a queer king with that skirt and his HAIR as always a fashion icon. Hyunjin with red hair?? Chan with blue hair?? Changbin with green highlights?? Freaking LEE KNOW with purple hair?? These boys are here to slay and they aren't leaving anyone alive oh no. And Han with that slicked back hairstyle </3 I'm sorry Seungmin but Han is killing me there I can't skskkzsksksksks Also erm no hate but I didn't like the song at first? But it's so catchy?? Like does it sit at the top of my skz playlist? Not really. But is it so catchy that it makes me want to loop it so many times my brain explodes? Yes.
(also sorry if everything looks incoherent I've been writing a 2k essay for the past seven hours and I desperately need sleep)
Bestie SAME on the touch starved end šā and yes physical emotional connection desperately needed here as well pls šš I think my friend's constant complaints rubbed off on me because he's always like omg I want a boyfriend and there can only be one touch starved hoe between us so I have to be the bigger person ā ļøā ļø but yes much love needed here as well
SCREAMING CRYING MOANING AT THE MENTAL IMAGE. just,,,,seungmo trying to not betray his feelings but ultimately man is a human as well and at the end he's not even scrolling through his phone,,,,the screen is black and it's just something to anchor himself onto </3 absolutely insane with that idea
Also that anon who said Lee Know <3. Massive vibes <33
How are you doing dreamie? Hope all is well hehe :)
-seong
ok first offāget some sleep (maybe u already are idk) can't have u out here sleep-deprived AND sick omg.
and the wallet ššš three pcs and important things oh baby i really feel for u...tbh i dont think i'd be able to come to terms with losing it...
as for the collabāthere's not a set deadline for posting the fic at the moment (and there probably won't be lol) so you can take your time choosing the fic, but that seungmin spot is 100% yours, babe!
maniacāthe boys all look so good and im proud of what they've accomplished this era so far. i was talking about this with moon the other day but it's so fun to watch all of this happen in real time. like bb200?? so sexy of them, really. and yeah, at first listen i wasn't vibing with maniac like i did the other songs on the album (chalking it up to my general occasional dislike of singles) but after the second listen i liked it a lot more ahaha
ā apologising for things seeming incoherent?? welcome to my entire blog fr
i've been going outside more and more lately since it's getting warmer and idk im just so...starved of different types of connections. i think i want a romantic connection lol, but that's a lot of work rn and i can't put someone through the stress of dealing with me atm rip
how am i doing? well it's pretty late now and i had a pretty busy day and im finally settling in at home fr and im just....so emotional for no reason?? wanna cry a little bit but other than that im doing good. upset bc i don't have any weed rn but it is what it is lol
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