#it's one of my favorite scenes in TUA it's just so fucking good ugh

[feralnumberfive]

The entirety of the "Sinnerman" scene in 1x03 is sooooo underrated, especially the fighting

#it's one of my favorite scenes in TUA it's just so fucking good ugh #I am obsessed with when the song starts as Luther and Hazel begin to have their showdown after Luther watches Hazel hurt Viktor #and then it jumping around to all the siblings having their own different moments it just feels propelling #also can we talk about how strong Hazel is holy hell that man went and picked up a giant gorilla man and slammed him into the ground #not to mention he was on par with Luther too. I love Hazel :] I miss Hazel :[ #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy

[sunflowersand-bees]

well. i finished tua.

let's go. my thoughts:

viktor's wig was shitty, like seriously, you couldn't put in any effort? at first i thought his coming out was done shittily too, but it got better. i'm good with it now, even though i had some issues at the beginning. i mean, the wardrobe change really wasn't necessary AT ALL. but i digress.

this season was really fucking trippy. reggie is a cockroach himself, he just can't fucking stay dead. i despise him.

the end of ep 9 left me hysterical and the end of episode 10 left me exhausted.

I CANT BELIEVE THEY FUCKING KILLED STAN AND NO ONE FUCKING CARES???? LIKE NOTHING AT ALL??? JUST BECAUSE HE ISNT ACTUALLY YOUR KID DOESNT MEAN YOU DIDNT LOVE HIM LIKE HE WAS DIEGO AND YET YOURE JUST LIKE OOPSIE HES DEAD GODDAMN

luther and sloane were ok. not anything special, but at least it's not like allison and luther. that scene where allison does that shit, ugh my god. SKY YOU FUCKING LIAR THEY KISSED TWICE AND THE SECOND TIME WAS TRAUMATIZING

poor allison. i feel so bad for her.

well im not that surprised by klaus's immortality, but i got scared in episode 10. mostly the "void" was in full color, so i thought that meant he was dead dead. but no. apparently NOT HAVING A BODY doesn't matter and they ended episode 9 like they did to TRAUMATIZE US

harlan deserved so much better, so did fei and jamie and alphonso and christopher and marcus and-

omg grace was so fucking creepy it took them way too long to kill her

ben. ben ben ben ben ben i want to smack you.

ok so they went to this 'reverted' timeline, where everything has been tailored to allison and reg's wishes. so why is ben there and sloane isn't? why is sparrow ben there and not umbrella ben? or why is ben there at all? who chose him to be in their choice timeline? we know they could've brought back the dead, luther is an example. so why do we have sparrow ben?

im so exciteddddd we get more ray screen time, i missed himmm <333 and also we get to see allison get even more traumatized next season, but hopefully less angry

omg i cant wait for lila and diego to be parents that'll be great. and how long has it been since lila left diego? im assuming she lied when she said it'd been over a decade, but if she wasnt then the kid isn't diegos. im guessing that she isnt tho.

i wonder if they'll be allowed a choice in whether or not they want their powers back next season. we know who does want their powers back, but diego and lila seemed pretty happy without that supernatural pressure on them. also are they gonna face off with whoever created the universe? is god the villain?

im so excited to have finished bc NOW I CAN GO THROUGH THE TUA TAG WITHOUT SPOILERS <33333

it's official. season 2 is my favorite season

#tua #riv watches tua #riv rambles

[frederickthegreat]

my thoughts on TUA season 2

(spoilers, obviously)

- opened with Klaus and Ben, my kings. Klaus’s hair looks so weird straightened while short 

- AWESOME opening soundtrack 

- seeing all their powers so controlled makes me wonder how they leveled up to that skill in the alternate timeline. like the only time we saw Klaus use the powers of other ghosts in the correct timeline was when two of them caught him falling out of the sky. however Diego did end up controlling bullets and Allison used her voice to technically kill one of the Swedes

- the homeless man screaming Allison’s name alongside Luther... funny shit

- big teddy bear Hazel

- Elliot was fucking awesome i think he was a great addition as a side character. rip tho :(

- honestly i don’t understand why Diego would WANT to save JFK. like it’s not that big of a deal. does he not understand what messing with the timeline can do??

- Lila... impeccable

- Sissy and Vanya... impeccable <3

- yeah and fuck u Carl

- ugh, Klaus’s beard. disgusting <3

- Ben and Klaus definitely act like they should be, given that they’ve been stuck with each other for over a decade. i’ve seen some people calling Klaus an asshole for not telling his siblings about Ben, which is completely understandable (cause he was an asshole), but I’m guessing it was because he was afraid? that sharing Ben with his siblings would mean that he would lose him to them, or his siblings would find him selfish, or they would ask something of him that he couldn’t give. if that makes sense

- that ghost bitch comment was funny tho 

- to the guy who called Klaus pretty boy at the bar: sir you don’t know what you’re getting into

- Raymond!! he’s such a sweetheart, i really liked him in the show. i’m really happy that Allison has found a bit of normalcy (as normal as the 1960s Civil Rights movement could be). it shows how passionate she is about what she believes in: even though she knows the movement is far from over, even back in 2019, she’s not gonna abandon it

- Allison staring at the moon every night: either thinking about Luther or how the moon blows them all up. maybe both

- of course Luther would be working for Jack Ruby

- awesome cinematography during the mental asylum escape 

- yeah it makes sense that the Handler would still be alive. she was a cool villain. although it would’ve been awesome to see how evil a fish could be

- Diego’s plan was pretty stupid. that’s my boy

- honestly they revealed how Klaus started a cult really well by having one of his followers find him at jail. Klaus, ever the musical aficionado, of course writes his scripture based off of pop songs

- Raymond and Klaus meeting!! that was cool to see how their paths connected

- Lila painting Elliot’s toenails green. ugh i love that crazy bitch

- i LOVE how they incorporated the umbrella man!! tbh i’ve always believed he was the one behind the assassination. Lee Harvey Oswald was framed 

- honestly a bit understandable that Luther was planning on killing Vanya? cause he had no idea who she is now, but them reuniting was actually really sweet. he’s grown up so much

- the Swedes and their cats.

- the Umbrella company building with the nuclear family mannequins... creepy, awesome shit

- baby pogo baby pogo baby pogo baby pogo

- shanked diego shanked diego shanked diego shanked diego

- did anyone else get vibes from Klaus’s episode opening that he was an escort to the old woman? like how he was being shown off at her arm or something and getting out of jail from a call from the governor. idk maybe the lady was just very taken with him, as anyone would be

- Elliot, our helpful king

- Allison and Klaus’s reunion was so sweet!! i’m so glad they got to interact so much more in this season 

- Ben getting Raymond out through a haunting... hilarious

- sweet intimate moment between Lila and Diego

- Ray meeting Luther was hilarious, but i do feel for the poor guy. i mean i’m not in love with my adoptive sister but still

- the sit-in was really well done and beautiful while terrible. the ‘riot’ that ensued was very appropriate for today’s setting 

- D-Dave

- honestly i was scared that Klaus was gonna be overly attracted to him or whatever, which would be weird cause he’s years younger than Klaus, but honestly, at the core he just wanted to save Dave’s life. even if it means never meeting him in a different timeline. he truly loved Dave. and that ptsd flashback was done so well

- i knew Lila wasn’t trustworthy but i didn’t REALLY expect that! 

- Vanya and Luther talking with each other, Luther admitting the apocalypse wasn’t all her fault. beautiful

- the Majestic 12 reminds me of the conspiracy theory that only a few families control basically everything in the world. the Majestic 12 may be based off of that, idk

- idk about everyone else but Klaus’s scorpion and the frog story made total sense to me! frogs ARE bitches

- the diner scene.... ugh. it really shows that the two of them did fall in love and they did stupid in love things, like talking about their family, about why Dave wanted to join, favorite colors, favorite foods, etc. however that’s seen later on when Dave visits the compound

- yes it’s very disheartening when Klaus is attacked, but honestly i think it had to happen, just like the riot had to happen. the 60s weren’t a fun time for lgbt people and poc. it was only going to be a matter of time before the show HAD to acknowledge the consequences of Klaus’s ‘flamboyancy’ in 1963 Texas. it doesn’t make it right or easy to see, but it’s realistic. 

- it also makes sense that Klaus fell off the wagon after experiencing something like that. yes we all would’ve liked him to stay sober, but sobriety and recovery aren’t linear. 

- Allison is so happy with Ray can we please drop this pseudo-incest plotline let’s MOVE ON 

- Texas Grace ! who is not actually Grace rip (i think? i was a bit confused lol)

- the scene with Harlan running off was really upsetting but we got to see those weird light particles that we saw in the first season

- Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo

- Klaus being a dick to Ben again, as brothers do. i do feel bad for Ben though it must be sooo frustrating. that scene with him and Allison was really sweet and funny tho

- i just have to say that Luther and Diego are so fucking funny this season it’s awesome. like there are a LOT of good lines overall by everyone but they’re hilarious. “At least he didn’t shank my ass” “no bro, he shanked your heart”“Dads part of a sinister CABAL that’s plotting on killing the president.” “a caBAL?”“You two still a thing? *leans in* do we need to talk?” “No, she’s married.” “Woah dude... that’s rough.” and countless others

- the sibling reunion!! 

- Klaus really does get left out of everything tbh

- Ben :(

- sisters and Klaus!! that was so awesome to see. and Klaus’s hairpins, Vanya saying she’s gonna tell Sissy she loves her, their dance sequence, Klaus calling Allison out on that incest. beautiful

- the fucking Swedish cover of Hello was PERFECT i mean i was sad for the Swedes but it was hilarious. there were a couple beautiful shots of the boat on fire though

- god it must’ve been so traumatizing for Allison to be thrust into such a hostile place with no voice and no way to contact her family

-  idk about you guys but long live Team Zero

- calling Ben that he was becoming their father was a bit uncalled for 

- the fact that Klaus didn’t help Dave’s chances, and in fact escalated Dave’s own timeline.. his trembling hands... robert sheehan is an amazing actor

- the Black president bit lmaoo loved it

- the way Reginald spoke to Diego.. i’m gonna throw hands with an old man

- Klaus LITERALLY looked like he was having a seizure and they all just... played it off?? 

- poor, poor Carl. nah fuck him lol

- that bloody opening scene was awesome! and thank god Five got to say fuck. the fact that it was about a candy bar makes too much sense

- Robert Sheehan acting as Ben: amazing showstopping spectacular he’s so talented

- the whole multiple Fives and Luther bit was honestly really funny, and i immensely respect smaller Five over bigger Five. 

- yes Klaus, you survived a family of seven. you got this

- not sad about Carl dying one bit!

- Ben... that was such a beautiful scene. not just the content of the scene, but the cinematography. Ben fading away... Vanya hugging him... ugh. the main takeaway i had from that scene is that at the core of it all, Ben and Klaus love each other immensely. they have a weird, dysfunctional, fucked up relationship, where Klaus is an asshole and Ben definitely shouldn’t of possessed him without his consent, but they’re still brothers, and Ben forgives him. 

- oof Ben’s funeral was hard. also was it just me or did Klaus’s kid actor sound weird? like it sounded like Robert was dubbing his lines 

- all the siblings back together again!!!! Klaus going with Vanya to save Harlan!! Vanya telling him Ben forgives him and that it wasn’t Klaus’s fault Ben got stuck with him!! everyone in the car!!! be still my beating heart

- yeah didn’t see Lila having powers coming tbh. i really feel bad for her she’s had such a rough and traumatic life, especially with the Handler as her only parental figure

- the Swede brother and Five putting down their weapons: “enough.” the Swede wanted revenge for his brothers - an eye for an eye, but there was a mutual understanding between the two of them: they would do anything for their family. if the Swede hurts one of the Hargreeves, Five would never stop coming after him. i thought it was very beautiful 

- mmm Reggie’s foreshadowing coming into play. proud of u Five

- the ending was so beautiful. everyone got closure in some type of way. except now Klaus is alone with nothing but his dog tags :(

- EMO BEN HAHAHA WTFFF?? is Lila in the sparrow academy? why was Ben’s portrait over the mantle piece? did Five disappear?? is the sparrow academy just older versions of the siblings who stuck around?? so many questions

FINAL THOUGHTS

- Ellen Page’s acting consistently blows me away. she is amazing 

- beautiful cinematography, funny writing, pretty good acting. i didn’t like the soundtrack as much as i did the first season’s, but some of it wasn’t bad.

- i’m glad ben got peace, but i’m also glad justin min isn’t gone for good. his social media presence is too vital for us

- i swear to god if they keep treating klaus as a joke and don’t let him get any actual development like everyone else had (he barely got closure with Dave, he reconciled with Ben through a second party) next season, i’m gonna riot. PLEASE i want to learn more about his powers now that Ben is gone. what happened to seeing tons of ghosts when he’s sober??

- Luther and Diego were probably my favorite duo of the season, I’m so happy that they’ve reconciled and are bonding more. 

- just seeing Vanya grow and be happy was amazing 

all in all, really wonderful season. i probably liked it better than the first one. now it’s time to consume fanfiction and maybe finish my own (check out “god doesn’t want him and neither does the devil” on ao3!)

#the umbrella academy #tua spoilers #tua season 2 spoilers #the umbrella academy season 2 spoilers #the umbrella academy season 2 #tua season 2 #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #allison hargreeves #raymond chestnut #dave katz #diego hargreeves #reginald hargreeves

[alkaysani-archived]

rules: answer the questions and then tag 10+ other creators to answer the questions!

I was tagged by @shinylightblue and @blinksinbewilderment. You’re the sweetest and it’s an honour to see me on your lists (and be tagged!). 

first creation and most recent creation of 2020:

the first one is this gif of fabio from jeeg robot because i just watched the film and i really enjoyed his character

the last one is this one of andy from the old guard that makes me so sad 

one of your favourite creations from 2020:

this neon set featuring joe x nicky 

a creation you’re really proud of:

this the old guard team neon set 

a new style you tried this year and a gifset that uses it:

neon text <3

let’s feature this one with mickey miranda being his terrible self (which is apparently tagged under: ‘L’s neon: luca’

also this joenicky judgement one which is the first one i did and really love 

your favourite colouring:

this martin eden set, also one of my firsts

again, my favourite neon set featuring joe x nicky

a creation that took you forever:

see above lol

your creation from 2020 that received the most notes:

i broke 1k notes for the first and only time with this the old guard team neon set

a creation you think deserved more notes:

again, my favourite neon set featuring joe x nicky

because i really like everything about it? 

also this gif set of nile 

and this other one of nile too

both of which feature the amazing words by chinaka hodge

because nile means everything and more and she deserves more love

also this daan one

and this daan and saar one

because hartenstraat made me happy in 2020

a creation with a favorite scene/quote:

this james baldwin quote w/ joenicky 

a new fandom you joined and a creation you made for it:

the old guard

made a lot with joenicky 

a lot, and in neon

a creation you made that breaks your heart:

andromache and her successors, yusuf and nicolò because ugh

a ‘simple’ creation that you really love:

this old guard team set where they fuck people up

a creation that was inspired by another one:

this yusuf set that i adore and breaks my heart at the same time

a favourite creation created by someone else:

@lyrasbelacqua: this tamino set; this tua chestnut set. anything by lyra to be honest. i adore her colouring and her vision 

@theoldkenzari: this yusuf set is still one of the best because emma is great (and this was her first i mean hello)

@calebcovington: this marwan set because i mean look at it

@alkaysaniyusuf: this jatp planet symbolism set because colours

@shinylightblue: this yusuf set and the related sets to this 

@nilefreemans: and this heartbreaking joenicky set ugh

@strangehighs: this yusuf set and every related sets to this because nat is a master i wanna know what she knows

and there’s so much more so many really i’m sure i’m forgetting some

some of your favourite content creators from the year: everyone above and also: @timothyolyphant, @turtlepin, @ngoveronicas, @nickydestati, @strangehighs and everyone else i’m forgetting if you see me editing this to add more people no you didn’t

and for good measure, another a couple more creations of yours that you love:

joenicky big damn kiss

yusuf heart eyes al-kaysani

martin blue eyes eden

martin eden and his found family

#tag games #tagged #mentioned #thanks for tagging me

[yurtletheturtlehenderson]

READER REWRITE ANNOUNCEMENT: TUA ☂️ - TALLY CLOSED

I'm starting another love interest Tally, this one for the Umbrella Academy. Unlike the It tally, I don't really have any solid ideas for the characters but I DO have a pretty fucking big one for the reader. So, please let me know out of these character you would like to see as your love interest [BESIDES BEN, DONT WORRY THAT'S COMING]. If you have a preference and would like to vote, drop by my inbox [anonymously or otherwise, i don't mind either!], DM me, or comment here BUT remember, I can't respond to comments but I will see them, thanks and ily guys!

The Umbrella Academy x Reader [slight au] LI options:

Luther: ngl, I'm not crazy about him. I doubt he's gonna win cause I know he ain't usually a fan fav. Personally, I didn't really see a problem with him [until episode 8&9] in season one, I mean beside that whole weird allison subplot. Like the moon stuff, I didn't really notice it until people pointed it out then he got REALLY annoying the whole season. Season 2 luther I liked. Either way, I could easily mellow out his character if yall REALLY want him (lol kinda hope you don't 🤭)

Diego: my sweetie sweet sweetheart. I love this adorable mommas boy, he just wants love and affection and to be accepted and with what I have planned for the reader's plot [which is a definite thing] these two could honestly work SO well together, and be the affection starved babies together and shower each other with love 💘 [EDIT: HE WON! Ideas and plots are being further developed as of the 10th of September 2020]

Allison: I'm not gonna lie, yall I'm torn. Allison Hargreeves owns ALL my fucking uwus, she stole my fucking heart and I have a crush ngl. BUT I also LOVE her and Ray and the work they do and I sob so hard in season 2 for her and Ray and everyone and UGH I could NEVER TAKE THAT ARC AWAY FROM HER. I have an idea for reader and allison season 2 wise, her and ray would still be together lets just say

Klaus: [I know he dates guys, and I would be able to fit in Dave but I'm pretty sure he's pan either way!] Honestly, I'm a little scared about this one. I haven't wrote a BUNCH of scenes with klaus yet, but the few I have i have not been super proud of. I don't think I write his character very well, and Idk if thats just me or because its new but I'm scared to jump into a whole series with him, especially as a LI but ill do it for you babies if that's what you really want. Can't promise it will be good, but I'm trying lol

Five: honestly I'm scared about this one too. With the Ben fic, I haven't quite gotten to him yet so I don't know how i wrote him yet but I have some hope. Also, the age thing low key bothers me but he is a fan favorite and he does have some of the most screen time which would be convenient, his plot mixed with the readers plot would be VERY interesting indeed, and he does make me laugh so ehh its really up to you guys. Again, not sure how I feel??

Ben? Im already working on a ben fic as some of you might know, but then I was in the shower and my brain was like "heheh he heh, I know you haven't even published the first chapter of your ben fic and have 3 unfinished series, and 2 independent WIP but here's a REALLY cool idea for yet ANOTHER umbrella academy rewrite. Also no you can't have any writing inspiration for any of them" again, I suppose he's doable and already this would be considered an au so it wouldn't be much of a leap to A] ressurect ben, but that worries me cause the end of season 2 and I'd have to rely on hope I could catch whatever s3 threw or B] work in a way reader could see Ben which would be kinda hard but not impossible given my plot [edit: probably won't do him honestly. Not for this one. I want to try different characters for this one. Again, unless you REALLY want him, but again, I'm already making one with him so nows your chance to vote to see someone else]

Vanya: gorgeous baby angel, would be VERY interesting as a love interest and quite convient too. Plus she's adorable. Out of all of them, I have the most ideas for her

And finally...

I'm so fucking sorry I can't stop coming up with ideas, I wish I wish I WISH I could just make a story and stick to it but, I've just never been like that I'm sorry.

💕💕💕 - Yurtle

#you'll float queue #tua #tua rewrite #tua tally #tally announcement #i know i know im horrible cause i keep starting stuff that i never finish please forgive me cause i dont and someone has to lmao #luther hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves x reader #allison hargreeves x reader #klaus hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves x reader #ben hargreeves x reader #vanya hargreeves x reader #tua reader insert #umbrella academy x reader

[meyerlansky]

rewatching at least eps 1 and 2 of tua s1 tonight, for giffing purposes and for catching up purposes so here is a liveblog post:

the intro really is so fucking good, i’m not a theater person so it being phantom doesn’t hit me like i know it does others but it’s such a good way to introduce all of the kids

“you got biiig, luther” nsdkfknFDKNFD oh i’m laffin

god five looks SO awkward on those magazine covers, i love him

also interesting how it’s 1-2-3-4-6-5 on that tween magazine cover. why’d five and ben switch?

“how long has it been since five disappeared?” weh

“i was scared that he would come back, it would be late, the house would be dark, and he wouldn’t be able to find us, so he’d leave again” W E H

like. when did she stop? did she keep doing it until she left for good? these are the questions, folks!

okay, divorced of his stans and woobification from the fandom, i really do love klaus

ahhhhh the bank sequence

thing 1: they really treat the whole hostage situation like a game to show off all their powers. allison could very easily have rumored all of them at once, but no, luther gets to do a superhero drop in from the roof, diego gets to throw his knives, five gets to be a little SHITHEAD

how does he even swap out the gun for the stapler? like when’s he have the time???

and ugh, poor ben. luther’s such a jerk about it too, in marked contrast to him being like “but that’s murder!” to five later, he gets on ben’s case for not wanting to kill dudes with the monster living in his belly. douchebag.

THE DANCE SEQUENCE. SO CUTE. BEN AND FIVE BETTER GET TO DANCE NEXT SEASON.

here he comes! my boy!

my favorite thing about five dropping in is that apparently none of the kids paid enough attention to his little jumps as a kid to recognize that it’s his jump

god he’s such a SHIT i love him so much, and i know i’ll die on this hill over and over but jfc that “nice dress” is so much less sarcastic than anything he says in that entire scene. he likes klaus.

it takes a little bit to sink in but goddamn the tattoo scene is so fucked up

god bb!vanya’s electrodes are SO much brighter than the other kids’

five saying “that’s unfortunate” when klaus tells them vanya’s gone. my hort.

okay look i know we’re conscious of the fact that luther was very much treated like shit just like the rest of the kids. but i just don’t like him. i can’t stand him. he annoys the shit out of me. i’m not sorry about it.

WHAT CAN BE SAID ABOUT THE ISTANBUL NOT CONSTANTINOPLE SCENE THAT HAS NOT ALREADY BEEN SAID

okay five why are rapists immediately why you go to. not thieves. not kidnappers. why rapists. why are you like this.

SHOULD’VE LED WITH “BECAUSE YOU’LL LISTEN,” BB

it is so much that he goes to vanya first though, like. he KNOWS she can’t Do anything to help aside from strategize with him? which means he goes to her for more emotional reasons than tactical ones. weh.

#tua s1 liveblog #the umbrella academy #lowkey i'm hopeful about s2

[meyerlansky]

okay so i’m binging the eps of tua s1 i didn’t get to yet all at once and then rolling right into s2 at 3am, get fuckin’ ready lads

“one of them is a woman, so don’t be so sexist” shouldn’t be hilarious but GOD it is

i can’t tell if diego’s “i need to find five” is out of concern for five or because he needs to get to the bottom of the attack on the mansion, but i will entertain the notion that diego likes five more than five likes diego. marginally more. diego’s five’s least favorite but five isn’t diego’s least favorite, and not just because luther exists

i like the leonard/allison scene with the keys a lot, actually, it does a lot of work to show just how clumsy a manipulator leonard is? he fools vanya really easily, but it’s not because he’s good at it, it’s because she’s desperate enough to want to be fooled. allison’s not only got more socializing experience [and more experience dealing with Guys Who Want Something, even if it’s not the something she thinks leonard wants at first] but also has actual academy training, so her suspicion of strangers is probably baseline way higher than vanya’s, and she’s way more capable of clocking leonard being... kind of shit at lying

FIVE TELEPORTING INTO CARS WITH HIS SEATBELT ALREADY FASTENED IS STILL BAFFLING AND ALSO HILARIOUS

god just. let luther be openly resentful of the rest of the team for leaving! it adds depth to his character! i juuust want the narrative to acknowledge that the mental image he has of himself as The Team Leader Who Always Makes The Best Choices For The Team is not at all accurate and he fucks up and hurts his siblings just as much as the rest of them do

interesting that ben apparently can’t see other ghosts unless klaus can? like how long has the dead babushka [and the rest of hazel and chacha’s victims] been there, but ben can only see her once klaus starts detoxing

“you gonna tell them it’s special chocolate?” it’s got. a ginormous pot leaf. right on the tinfoil. i think they know ben.

okay well hazel offering the chocolate to chacha in the lab and her just leaning over and biting it instead of using her hands is... a lot

the shingaling sequence is so fucking good, the screen splitting is so cool and such a good contrast to the rest of the show, i love it

anyway this is still possibly the best screencap i’ve ever taken, a. LOOK AT HIM GO, b. have i mentioned i hate his fucking knobbly little knees and his stupid fucking kneesocks god i hate him

vanya’s so happy allison asked her to get a drink she forgets all about grace being dead :(

why are patch and beeman the only two cops in the city. they’re at every crime scene

“your brother says hi” is so fucked up

also i would in fact like to know five’s reaction if he had gone to the van and seen that. which brother would he have thought it was? because i feel like klaus is the easy assumption and also the one [alive] brother that’d motivate him to do anything about it

the shot of diego and luther walking through the floors of the library is so good

like i’m just saying, diego AND vanya both talk about allison and luther’s relationship in a way that doesn’t indicate any disgust, which speaks to how they dooon’t really see each other as siblings the way Normal families do. taking cues from that isn’t the same as saying “adopted siblings in real life aren’t really siblings” or whatever other justification people use to give other fans shit. just. sayin’.

vanya just wants to be SEEN so badly. poor bb.

“is your brother here now?” /ben winks from the bed

such a little shit

klaus doesn’t say five won’t come for him, he says five doesn’t know he’s gone, and when they tell him they left him a message he doesn’t say five won’t care, THEY’RE CLOSE, OR THEY WERE CLOSE AS KIDS, I REST MY CASE.

you don’t say “come back with a warrant” and then leave a cop alone in the room with all the keys to your motel. it’s not a smart move, sir.

“she said it made me surly” you mean MORE surly, little knifecat bastard

i maintain the line would’ve been better if he said “i’m the FOURTH frickin’ horseman” not “i’m the four frickin’ horsemen.” you’re only one person, kiddo!

allison in her $700 designer leather jacket: we... are going to need... sweatpants!

the disgust on allison’s face at the card, she REALLY cannot fucking stand leonard, amazing

picking at hazel not loving the job is such a good move on klaus’ part and i can’t decide if it was an intuitive choice or if he listened to their bickering?

eudoraaaaaaaaaaaaa just waaaaaaaaaaait

how the fuck did chacha get behind her in the first place though

so if diego’s thrown knives at al before but al is still alive... does diego not aim to kill with his first throw as a rule?

ugh diego talking to eudora’s body is agonizing actually

#tua s1 liveblog #the umbrella academy #SIX MORE TO GO