#jasper: WHO SAID THAT

[arrowheadedbitch]

My favorite part of baby David is that the only time we've ever seen him pre "redemption" was when he was telling the story so there's literally no way for us to know if he dialed the meanness up or down

Like, maybe he dialed it up in hopes it'd resonate with Max more or maybe he dialed it down because there were children in the car that he didn't want to think less of him or get any new ideas, maybe he just didn't want to lose any respect they have for him, who knows

Did he ever even say hooey??? WHERE DO THE LIES END DAVID????

#no but like seriously #i need to know how bad he actually was #fingers crossed he was arson bad #i wanna see the look on max's face when he finds out david was worse than him #it means so much to me #cc david #david camp camp #david campbell #camp camp #cc max #dial m for jasper #hooey equals fuck???? #let david say fuck??????? #who said that!

[harbingersecho]

six fanarts thing - ty to everyone who gave me the chs!!

#rvb #su #sharkface #locus #jasper #garnet #queen eclipsa #felix #mine #six fanarts #a rare un-grungy locus! i imagine this is him before the whole Situation. back when he was a guy who would see an enemy soldier stranded #+ think the best of them and defend them to their fellow squadmates. he looks so wifey in this btw. who said that #i bully locs abt his smile being weird a lot but i do think that when he genuinely smiles. its beautiful. it heals the soul #i drew felix in the suit from merc trilogy but i couldnt get her face right. im sorry. you lost smirking butchy felix. she was hot though. #girl felix is the definition of 'stop saying you'll go gay bc of men i'll treat you just as bad' #idk anything abt star vs so i got her name wrong. oops lol #also i had an empty spot + had to draw jasper since i drew garnet too. jasper's my girl (gn) and shes done nothing wrong ever #wow who's surprised. jasper's my fav su character. you'll be shocked to know that the malachite theme is also my favorite track.

[ginwhitlock]

im sorry.

#she makes funny edits too who would’ve thought #rember when bush said this. why. why did he say this #most unserious president we’ve ever had and yes that’s including you know #mine #twilight #thetwilightsaga #edit #twilightedit #thetwilightsagaedit #jasper hale #jasper whitlock #Emmett cullen

[background-noise-headache]

Thinking about a Twilight AU where Bella's reasons for wanting to become a vampire have very little to do with romantic love for Edward and everything to do with finding the family she's always wanted. Renee made Bella parent her, so Bella didn't get much of a childhood. And Charlie's great but it's just them. The Cullens imitate the cheesy family sit-com that Bella's probably idealized her whole childhood. So she wants to be with them forever and ever.

#twilight #bella swan #twilight saga #for someone who insisted the cullens were the perfect family SM really did not deliver on the found family vibes #but is was her romance vampire!gerard way/oc self-insert #this is brought to you by this tiktok I saw theorizing that Bella and Jasper were meant to be fated #they used book canon details but they also looked at the themes of the story and the character arcs #would have loved if Edward learned that his mind reading wasn't exactly a window into the soul and he had to actually- #-spend time with and listen to people to really know them #maybe he'd realize Rosalie isn't shallow she's just hurting and doesn't feel safe with someone reading her thoughts at all times #tiktok also said Edward and Alice also made a better couple from a thematic perspective #their powers allow them to have silent conversations and challenge them to creatively surprise the other #and if SM can make a big deal about how Edward not being able to read her mind is part of what draws him to her to justify the romance #I can be like hey what about the way these characters and their gifts work? #these notes are brought to you by an all-nighter spent reading Jasper/Bella fanfic for the first time and- #three hours of sleep and ADHD turning my lit major brain into a ping-pong ball thinking about literary theme alternatives that fit better

[eternally-tired-cryptid]

Hi in case it wasn't clear I stand with the victims in Palestine and if you think that the Genocide currently happening is in any way okay or justifiable I want you nowhere near me. I fundamentally disagree with you and dislike you and I will never see eye to eye with you. I will not tolerate it around me and I will block.

#jasper rambles #palestine #i could go on a whole thing that even if you think the hamas terrorist group deserves to die that clearly isnt what is happening here and i #obviously a flimsy excuse. but the people who genuinely believe that this isnt genocide are either willfully ignorant or are okay with the #genocide. and those people will not listen to me or have a civil discussion. so i will not engage them in discussion. this is the closest i #will get. any other discussion about palestine and their struggle will be in support of them and donating what i can #i may not post this constantly on my blog. but that doesn't mean im ignoring it or side with israel #idk if i should name names but i was recommended a pro-israel post bc a cosmere blog liked said post #i dont want to cause drama bc idk this blog ppersonally and maybe it was a misclick? but. regardless #i looked at said cosmere tumblrs likes more and it was not a misclick.

[goneatlas]

i got caught up with burrow's end and oh my god it's so good if anything happens to these stoats (highly likely) i'm going to cry for three days straight

#burrow's end #also jasper is very cute what who said that #dimension 20

[lalas181]

I'm going to be so annoying to everyone I know about The Dolls Of New Albion now, I just know it. Jasper,,,, little guy,,,, grinding him in my teeth affectionately,,,, little guy,,,,,

#the dolls of new albion #sometimes you can just feel a hyperfixation forming as it happens #and now I'm stuck in the Steampunk Ghost-Doll Pit #shall I e'er return??? Who Knows #my therapist said it was good and now I am just #cute aggression towards poor ol jasper #affection be upon ye ghost-doll #lalas babbles

[adventuresofjasperboone]

Yeehawgust Day 31: Bottom of the Barrel

#yeehawgust #the adventures of jasper boone #filler post #queer cowboys #trans comic #not sure what they could be looking at the bottom of a barrel that would get the reactions but lol #Idk why I'm thinking it's a puppy that they decide to adopt ha #special thanks to my partner who gave me this idea when I said I didn't know what to do #but didn't want to do something sad on the last day of yeehawgust <3

[moregraceful]

Trick or treat! 👻

In honor of a Jasper Weatherby proof of life that was also proof of glow up, here's a snippet of an abandoned WIP in which Thomas Bordeleau and William Eklund ineptly try to seduce him but he's so closeted that he just...misses every single cue lol. I miss u Yasper 😭

;;

Jasper made the Sharks opening night roster and so did William! Jasper scored in the Sharks home opener and they both got an assist on a Tomáš freaking Hertl goal!

Then William got sent back to the SHL and Jasper got sent down to the Barracuda.

William was miserable. They were living in the hotel when Dougie Jr. dropped the bomb, same as the rest of the guys who were waiting to see if they’d make it past nine games. 

They spent a lot of time together, playing video games or exploring downtown San Jose. There wasn’t a lot to do in downtown San Jose and Burnzie kept telling them they’d be murdered if they stayed out past 10PM, so they mostly played video games. They were working on Red Dead Redemption 2 when William got sent back to Sweden. Jasper played and William commentated. William wanted to watch Jasper play Call of Duty, but Jasper was still haunted by a class Jared took on the US’s military industrial complex.

Now Jasper was facing a whole year playing alone.

William came to Jasper’s room to complain. “I’m doing everything right,” he said. “I’m playing good. Fucking a.”

“It’s only for a year,” said Jasper. He was making tea in the microwave. “You’ll be back.”

“I don’t want to leave,” said William. He was lying on his back on Jasper’s unmade bed and frowning at the ceiling. “I don’t want to leave San Jose and I don’t want to go back to Sweden and I don’t want to play in the fucking—augh.” He put his hands over his face and blew out a breath. “Whatever, I’ll make them regret it.”

Jasper wasn’t leaving San Jose, but he was leaving the big club. He wasn’t super salty about it, because while he’d been playing well, he hadn’t been playing well enough to stay up a whole season, and the Sharks had a packed forward roster. Dougie Jr. said Jasper probably wasn’t ever going down to Florida because they would need him when people got injured.

He was grateful for the opportunity and determined to work hard. But he was going to miss William. They’d become good friends. He was signing a lease on an apartment in the Sharks’ subsidized rookies-on-their-ELC apartment building tomorrow and he’d been planning to sign it with William. He wasn’t sure what he was going to do in the mornings by himself without someone all up in his face.

He sat down on the bed next to William. “The year will go by fast,” he said. “It’s November. Season’s over in – uh, let’s say May. Then it will be summer and you’ll be here for rookie camp.”

William groaned. “I don’t want to wait until next summer. I don’t want to go home.”

Jasper patted his knee. “I’ll miss you too,” he said.

William put his hands down and looked over at him. “Really?” he said.

“Yes?” said Jasper. “You’re my friend?”

“Oh,” said William. He sighed. “Yeah.”

#cage replies #hopingfortinystars #i started writing this in like. september of last season so the characterization is hella wack HOWEVER i'm still very fond of it #even if i can no longer work on it bc i get too mad at joe will and mike grier lol #also CRITICAL line i was working up to: #It all came to a head at the most romantic place in the world: the Home Depot across the street from Ikea on Election Night. #wait one more critical line i was working up to: #''Jasper my love my one my only'' said Pat Sieloff who was drunk.

[blood-loving-leech]

new win: i don’t feel bad when my ex says terrible shit abt me like “i hope you get hit by a semi and run over by several cars while you’re still alive” i just feel the urge to laugh because it’s so stupid and he’s so pathetic and tbh i want to punch him a little for being such a little prick

#that ‘karma’ that was gonna get ME for being a terrible person? #sure #i’m not the one who’s entire body is literally shutting down after being an asshole #do you deserve it? ig probably not #but you said karma was coming and it seems like it’s only got its claws in you #˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ jasper jabbers ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

[fitia]

Sometimes I think about Steven Universe Malachite discourse and like. wow, people were really killing each other over cartoons, and I witnessed it. And also picked a side.

#fitiaposting #Anyways my thoughts on it is that sometimes SU had a hard time balancing the consistency of its story with the messages it wanted to send #due to the nature of it being a children's cartoon with a very didactic narrative. #Malachite was possibly the worst example of it because at the end of the day I think it's stupid to pretend that the intention of Alone At #Sea wasn't that Jasper was supposed to be the ''abuser'' in that situation trying to manipulate her ''victim'' back into their toxic #relationship. That being said what we actually saw play out canonically was Lapis -- someone inarguably much more powerful than Jasper who #we've seen best a character Jasper LOST to with incredible ease. while nursing a cracked gem and waterbending the entirety of the Earth's #oceans at once -- imprisoning a gem out of spite and vengeance at the bottom of the ocean so she had someone to take her anger out on. #Lapis... pretty obviously had the power in that situation. Hell even admits in Alone at Sea that she enjoyed taking everything out Jasper. #The episode however give Jasper the Walking Red Flag framing you'd find in a ''how to spot an abuser'' PSA so we could have our ''Toxic #relationships are bad kids don't get back together with your shitty ex'' moment. #So it's a bit frustrating because what the writing wants you to ultimately take away from the situation kind of goes against what we all #canonically witnessed... and then it created a massive flame war between people who prioritized reading the Tone of the actual episode vs #people who cared about the consistency of what we'd actually seen depicted so far. #When I think the actual conclusion that should've been taken was ''Maybe Alone at Sea is a poorly written episode and Malachite got an #unsatisfying conclusion actually''

[lesbian-of-nine]

that rasp idina menzel used to have in her voice holy shit

#LISTENING TO THE ORGINAL RENT CAST RECORDING AND OMFG TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME IS SSOOO GOOD #GIRL I WANT U SO BAD #i mean what who said that #anyways. #everyday i see another woman that reminds me how gay i am #idina menzel #rent #rent musical #wicked #i mean yeah wicked counts too ig #rent obc #rent the musical #rent the movie #jasper screams

[meringuejellyfish]

good lord !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! put some fat on that beast.

#* looks at fanart * oh my godf *looks at source material* WTF. #thinking of olly. #i think it was jasper who said the exact words ''put some fat on that beast'' a long while ago so yeah credit to jasper

[pawsometoons]

Jasper's Descent

Jasper was now a guest at Gregory House. A place that would make him regret his choices even more, after having taken his own life. All he could do now was to wait for death to take his soul as he slowly succumbed to the madness of the Gregory House...

At the time, not many guests were around in the hotel. This was quite early in it's time. But as time passed, More guests would come along and lose themselves faster than Jasper had, but those were only components that aided in his mental and physical deterioration

Upon first entering the Gregory house...

The hole in his suit made by the wound inflicted by himself in life was gone, but the wound still lied underneath, aching and stinging with pain.. and he would encounter occasional fits of coughing up blood.. Though for the most part, he was still himself.. atleast for now...

Now, he searches for the truth in everything and everyone, making sure hes never wrong, and that he finds the truth no matter what.

Glasses...

He's going around the hotel talking to what few guests there are and asking simple *what would you choose* questions before he hears:

"Hey, Mister! Spin Me!"

He's thrown off by the appearance of Roulette Boy but thinks nothing of it, instead thinking this little game could help pass the time as he waits for Death to collect his soul.

.

.

.

How wrong his was, for the game he began to play was truly like hell, dodging explosions and heavy weights dropping onto him. Eventually, he arrived on a space that said "Chemicals" he tried to dodge them, but a small amount ends up getting stuck in his eyes, causing a burning pain as everything became blurry shapes, shadows and colors to him.

Gregory then arrived as Roulette Boy and his room vanished (since he'll first meet Roulette Boy on the Train), this leaves Jasper in the medical room (BEFORE Catherine's arrival) and asks if he got some fluid in his eyes before offering him some special glasses so he could see again.

Prosthetics...

this happens what would be a few weeks after the previous incident, if time truly mattered in this place. Jasper feels something race by and stick something to him, that something is the homing device for Trap Mouse. Which he sees and tries to outrun, but ends up getting tripped and Trap Mouse goes to snap shut and tear his legs off from the feet to the knees. He's taken back to the medical room where Catherine (Relax, she a new guest so she's still sane here) gives him some new prosthetic legs, which he has trouble with until Gregory suggets they have him hooked on a track attatched to the ceiling to help him move around and get used to his new legs.

Judgement Boy...

Jasper's starting to lose his sanity, and is starting to make his trademark judgements regarding the guests' lives in reality.

One day, he makes the mistake of doing one of these with Hell's Chef. Right as he says his ending catchphrase,

"It was your choice, now you get to live with it."

Hell's Chef Angrily attacks him and hacks off his arms and the remaining part of his legs. Resulting in the black clothed workers to take him and rebuild him into his scale form. Placing his stump of a body in a mechanical replica after sealing off the bloodflow from his severed limbs and attaching the hat. after extensive testing, they see that, because his heart was still alive, somehow, the blood was flowing to his head, giving him his red skin color.

Since his skin tone now resembles that of a demon, they decided to change his face up a bit, giving him new sharper teeth

As for the reason for his clown like attire and features added, the prompters had different plans for him at first, but Gregory stopped them in their tracks.

The Balance of Truth...

With a new title and name, and all of the physical and mental trauma he endured, Jasper was no longer who he once was anymore.. he left all his memories behind in the sake of finding the truth in the minds of anyone he meets. And even if they lie, he sees through their facade through his judgement processes. As two cages are attatched to the "hands" of his new body. One with a glass heart inside, and the other with a golden nugget shaped like a dollar sign.

These being used in his judgement process where if the person who's being judged choses the unjustified answer, the heart will drop and break. But if the person tells the truth and makes the right choice, the golden nugget will drop and break.

These two objects now being created rapidly in what used to be Jasper's old room, now being called the Judgement Factory.

Jasper had now fully lost himself to Gregory house as his soul was never collected by Death. This being because of the arrival of Gregory Mama, not too long after Jasper had arrived, who would collect lost souls to feast upon to keep herself young. With her around, Death would not be able to bring the souls to the afterlife.

Soon enough, the prompters would begin to build clones of the original Judgement Boy. This being after the train incident with the original Judgement Boy, These clones were made with the intent of being extra or "replacements" after seeing the original's recklessness. But along with those clones was one that was gold plated and twice the size of the other clones. This one being named Judgement Boy Gold. This one was made to be the leader, despite not even being the original.

Judgement Boy would continue to stay in Gregory House for a long.. long time. And unless some miracle happens to take him away from this purgatory hell, there he will stay for eternity.

#art #ghs #gregory horror show #judgement boy #another thank you goes to @man-of-fandoms for helping with the majority of the writyen descriptions ^^ #and again as i said in a previous post of mine (that relates to this one) #jasper is a name i now know that someone else has used for their past version of jb #and i have no means of stealing any ideas from their version or anybody else who has their own past version of jb #this is all ideas brainstormed up by me and man of fandoms ^^ #blood tw #blood cw #death tw #death cw

[hoodie-prince-kid]

what i like about Jasper's scepter is that its center of gravity is at the top, so if he really wanted to, he could just use it as a fucking baseball bat.

#roleswap au where Jasper is punk and has a bat I MEAN WHAT HUH WHO SAID THAT #the jewel sprite king

[mydollsmovearoundatnight]

short king aidan headcanons >>>>>>

SERIOUSLY THOUGH

He's so short and loves his tall girlfriends so much. Love is stored in the little guy.

#it's okay he's allowed to have two gfs. kyo said so. #BHDXHJISKY #answered asks #fairyprince7 #and the others WILL fight people who talk about his height #aidan russell #rainbow high #jasper screams