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blaseballshipbracket · 1 year

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BLASEBALL SHIP BRACKET ROUND 1

64 ships enter, one ship leaves! who will reign supreme? how will your faves fare? it's a tlournament for the ages!

this is a seeded bracket generated from ships suggested in a google form. round 1 begins thursday, 03/30/23 and will run for one week. propaganda is encouraged - tag this blog and i'll share it!

ROUND 1 MATCHUPS:

Megan Ito/Parker MacMillan VS Leon Duncan/Andrew Trebek

Finn James/Kennedy Loser VS Hewitt Best/Yeong-Ho Garcia

Flattery McKinley/Niq Nyong'o VS Jessica Telephone/Betsy Trombone

Tillman Henderson/Declan Suzanne VS Don Mitchell/Percival Wheeler

Baldwin Breadwinner/Alyssa Harrell VS Axel Cardenas/Miguel Wheeler

Dominic Marijuana/Andrew Solis VS Eduardo Ingram/Leach Ingram

Pedro Davids/Valentine Games VS Anathema Elemefayo/Patty Fox/Hatfield Suzuki

Stevenson Heat/James Mora VS Baby Triumphant/Castillo Turner

Yosh Carpenter/Sebastian Woodman VS Cannonball Sports/Bees Taswell

Igneus Delacruz/Howell Franklin VS Mcdowell Mason/Sexton Wheerer

Allison Abbott/Kichiro Guerra VS Eugenia Garbage/Ziwa Mueller

Caleb Alvarado/Isaac Johnson VS Conner Haley/Sebastian Telephone

Brock Forbes/Adalberto Tosser VS Domino Bootleg/Theodore Honeywell

Lenny Marijuana/Chorby Short VS Moody Cookbook/Landry Violence

Margarito Nava/Nic Winkler VS Riley Firewall/Geraldine Frost

Inez Owens/Bees Taswell VS Paula Turnip/Hiroto Wilcox

Tyreek Olive/Landry Violence VS Fitzgerald Blackburn/Math Velazquez

Val Hitherto/Nerd Pacheco VS Ortiz Lopez/Pitching Machine

Luis Acevedo/Tot Clark VS Derrick Krueger/Sebastian Telephone

The San Francisco Lovers VS Gita Sparrow/Jayden Wright

Tillman Henderson/Mike Townsend VS Famous Owens/Mclaughlin Scorpler

Alaynabella Hollywood/Magi Ruiz VS Nerd Pacheco/Lars Taylor

Nagomi Mcdaniel/York Silk's Mom VS Qais Dogwalker/Grollis Zephyr

Jacob Haynes/Alaynabella Hollywood/Moses Mason VS Burke Gonzalez/Brock Watson/Joshua Watson

Jaylen Hotdogfingers/Jessica Telephone VS Juice Collins/Sutton Dreamy

Sandford Garner/Don Mitchell VS Famous Owens/Nerd Pacheco

Rivers Rosa/Lou Roseheart VS Jode Crutch/Rush Ito

Declan Suzanne/Edric Tosser/Baby Triumphant VS Lady Matsuyama/Bottles Šuljak

Cornelius Games/Richardson Games VS Mags Banananana/Eugenia Bickle

Workman Gloom & PolkaDot Patterson VS Shannon Chamberlain/Kennedy Loser

Caligula Lotus/Beck Whitney VS Steals Mondegreen/Silvaire Semiquaver

Summers Preston/Stephanie Winters VS Haruta Byrd/Bright Zimmerman

#round 1 #blaseball #bracket #tumblr tournament #blaseball ship bracket #masterpost #i will add links to matchups once they're all live

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the-most-character-i-ever-saw · 10 months

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Just realized I didn’t do another quarterfinal round, so here it is. (Sorry about that, I thought it was already queued)

The Most Character Ever Tournament- Quarterfinals Set 4

In this tournament, we will be searching to find the most character ever! I challenge you to decide on an adjective before you see the characters and stick with it throughout all the polls. I go a bit more into detail in this post.

Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney

Claimed to be the most silly, bisexual, and loving <3 by the people who submitted him

Has defeated Mole, Jaylen Hotdogfingers, Kirby, and Dazai Osamu

“ummmm he became a lawyer because a guy he met in elementary school became a lawyer”

“silly little lawyer. he may be a little dense sometimes but he has a big heart.”

Barry the Chopper from Fullmetal Alchemist (manga and Brotherhood)

Claimed to be the most comic relief serial killer and catboy by the person who submitted him

Has defeated Luz Noceda, Spock, Louise Belcher, and Kanatsune Ame

“well hes a middle aged butcher-turned-serial killer who chopped 23 people to death with a big knife and then got sent to death row but instead of being executed he got his soul ripped out of his body and bound to a suit of armor in bdsm gear. tried scaring alphonse elric, another soul in a suit of armor, by taking his head off to show he was empty inside, which didnt work, and then screamed when alphonse did the same thing. later he randomly bumped into the good guys and became their friendly pet knife murderer for the next 2 volumes. the only thing stronger than his love of chopping people to death is his love of strong independent women which is why he randomly decided to bust a lady out of prison at no real personal gain after she shot him in the hand one time and also just straight up stopped killing people after riza hawkeye told him not to. had an "oh my god they were roommates" arc with the biggest nerd in the military. befriended/beacquaintanced? a random 15 year old prince from fantasy china after also breaking HIM out of prison. then his own body killed him on accident and he was never spoken of again. and this was all a b plot at best. nobodys done it like him and no one ever will again”

#the most character ever #the most character ever tournament #poll tournament #polls #poll #tournament poll #filler tag :3 #phoenix wright #barry the chopper #ace attorney #fullmetal alchemist

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grits-galraisedinthesouth · 1 year

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Nutmeg the Socially Impaired Nutcase

Meghan the "Nerd," nobody cares what you achieved at The Little Red School House. Show us the Northwestern Diploma which would prove to the world that Northwestern incorrectly printed: "Rachel Meghan Markle, candidate for a degree in Communications."

Descriptive term, often used pejoratively, indicating that a person is overly intellectual, obsessive, or socially impaired, while tending to conduct characteristic activities like computing and science

According to Online Etymology Dictionary, the word is an alteration of the 1940s term "nert " (meaning "stupid or crazy person"), which is in itself an alteration of "nut" (nutcase).[8]

How to Spot a Sociopath in 3 Steps

Bill Eddy LCSW, JD

SOCIOPATHY

It helps to know some of the warning signs of sociopaths.

KEY POINTS

The driving force for sociopaths is to dominate others. They do this for the feeling of power and control.

Because sociopaths lack a conscience, they are willing to do anything to get what they want.

To assess whether someone might be a sociopath, use The WEB Method, which refers to: their words, your emotions, and their behavior.

Whether you’re trying to spot a potential school shooter, a dangerous romantic partner, a total liar at work, a scammer on the internet, or someone pushing a bogus business deal on you, it helps to know some of the warning signs for sociopaths. As I explained in Part 1 of this two-part series, sociopaths can have some hidden and dangerous personality features.

The DSM-5 lists 10 criteria for diagnosing antisocial personality disorder1 (ASPD), but it assumes you have professional training and a lot of information about the individuals. I’m not going to teach you how to diagnose an ASPD or to distinguish them from a sociopath (or psychopath, or con artist).

This post focuses on a few of the hints that they may give you at your first or first few encounters. These hints may help you choose to keep your distance despite how appealing they may seem on the surface. Don't be a target.

The Theme of Dominance

The DSM-5 states that the essential feature is their willingness to “disregard [or violate] the rights of others.” From my experience in over 30 years dealing with legal cases, family conflicts, workplace disputes, and other situations as a high-conflict consultant, I would say that the driving force with sociopaths (and they have lots of energy) is to dominate others. This may or may not involve breaking the law. They want to dominate people in order to get things from them, such as their possessions, money, sex, business partners, homes, cars, investments, reputation, and so forth. But they also like dominating others just for the feeling of it—the feeling of power and control. Sociopaths lack a conscience, so they will do anything to get what they want.

The three-step method I recommend using to quickly size up whether someone has sociopathic traits (or any high-conflict personality pattern) is what I call The WEB Method®: Their WORDS, your EMOTIONS, and their BEHAVIOR (which involves actions 90% of people would never do). The following are several hints you may pick up from someone by using this method.

Their Words

Sociopaths are fast talkers. Their words are mostly, if not entirely false. But they use many, many words designed to cover their behavior. They may be a completely different person from who they say that they are. Watch out for extremes—big promises; big stories, about the past or the future; and big plans, with no basis for them or no experience at whatever they’re planning.

Extremely positive words. You’re the best! I can’t live without you! I will never hurt you! You deserve better! You make me a better person! We’ll be rich! You’re the most beautiful [smart, persuasive, honest, ethical, spiritual, etc.] person I ever met! I’ll take you around the world! I’ll introduce you to some really famous people! Believe me!

Extremely negative words. On the other hand, their words can be extremely negative, often after they’ve known you a little bit. They will blame you (their Target of Blame) for minor or non-existent offenses: You lied to me! (Even though you didn’t and they lie constantly to you.) I can never trust you again! No one will ever hire you! No one will ever want you! I own you! I will destroy you! Don’t tell anyone what we’re doing, or I’ll have to hurt you! You deserve to be punished after what you did! You owe me this! I have never hurt you, but look at what you’ve done to me!

THE BASICS

The switcheroo. A sociopath will often switch back and forth between extreme charm and extreme threats to get what they want, depending on what they see is or isn’t working at the time. Watch out for strong opinions, which they then drop to adopt the opposite point of view when it’s convenient. They will use whatever words they perceive as helping them dominate the situation at the moment, like an artist’s palette of colors.

They also will figure out your weak spots and vulnerabilities. They may play on them positively, with words to boost your ego: You will be incredibly successful. With my connections and your brains, we’ve got it made. Or they may play on your deepest fears: See, your body really isn’t attractive at all. No one will ever want to be intimate with you. Or no one will ever hire you. I’m the best you’ll ever get. You better be grateful. Very grateful.

Your Emotions

How do you feel around the person? It’s often your emotions that first tell you to beware because your brain wants to believe them. Many people marry sociopaths, or hire them, do business deals with them, or elect them to responsible positions, even though they saw some warning signs. They wanted to believe the person's words rather than pay attention to how they felt. Trust your feelings more than their words. If you have an uncomfortable or extreme feeling, check it out. Do a little research or ask around about what people think of so-and-so.

Fear. One common fear is that they could hurt you if they wanted to. Sociopaths can be predators, so you may naturally feel uncomfortable being alone with them. You may suddenly get the feeling that you want to get out of a situation. Go, and ask questions later. Don’t let them talk you out of your fears. Take your time and get more background information about them.

Infatuation. This is the other extreme. Because of their many extremely positive words, people can fall in love with them—especially if they are lonely, grieving or have low self-esteem at the time. (For more, see my book Dating Radar, co-authored by Megan Hunter.) This also goes for hiring. In today’s fast-paced and competitive business world, sociopaths can make themselves look like a superstar. If you feel swept off your feet by a potential business partner, employee or employer, you may be falling for a sociopath. Since they are everywhere, you have to maintain a healthy skepticism no matter where you are.

Extreme sympathy. If you find yourself feeling extremely sympathetic toward someone, you may want to check out why. Sociopaths are skilled at claiming they have been victims and tell good stories to go with it. They often take advantage of people in vulnerable or sympathetic situations (the elderly, victims of natural disasters, churchgoers, volunteers, etc.). By playing hard on your sympathy, they may be able to get you to do things you wouldn’t ordinarily do for anyone else.

Their Behavior (The 90% Rule)

A surprisingly simple way to spot a sociopath is to stay focused on their behavior and ignore their words. Pay special attention to any extreme behavior—things they do that 90% of people would not. Ask yourself, Would I ever do that? Extreme behavior is common for sociopaths, but they quickly cover it up with excuses: I was tired. I was under a lot of stress. He (or she) made me do it. I had to do it given what the other person did. It almost doesn’t matter what the behavior was; their excuses are often the same. They are always blameless and rarely apologize unless they are caught and it will make them look good.

Targets of blame. As I mentioned in Part 1, many sociopaths end up focused on Targets of Blame—people they feel justified in treating cruelly, whether in their families, at work, or in their communities. They often enjoy the suffering of other people. While they may target anyone, most people will avoid them. The ones they keep targeting or bullying are those who stay engaged with them. Either they get aggressive back with the sociopath (who can do aggressive better than almost anyone else) or they show their fear or frustration. Both approaches are unwise. It’s better to calmly disengage than to show how they affect your emotions. They will enjoy your helpless anger and/or your helpless frustration; it just confirms that they are dominating you.

Smiles, smirks, and laughter. One surprising aspect is to see how they enjoy other people’s pain and hardship. In legal cases, I have seen sociopaths smile, smirk, or outright laugh when a victim tells their story in a deposition or in open court. It gets your attention, because, again, 90% of people would never do that. They would know better and feel some empathy for the victim. If you see someone smiling, smirking, or laughing out loud as they watch another’s pain on TV, in a movie, or on the street at an accident, you may be watching a sociopath who can’t help himself or herself.

Childhood behavior history. One of the DSM-5 criteria for antisocial (sociopathic) personality disorder is that the person has signs of the disorder by age 15. This could include behaviors such as torturing or killing small animals or pets, stealing from family and strangers, fire-starting, or a serious pattern of lying. This is surprisingly common for sociopaths, so they may try to hide such a history or give excuses. The Parkland school shooter in Florida apparently had a history of harming animals. Many people knew about that but perhaps didn't realize the potential it indicated.

This is a very brief look at some of the hints that you may be dealing with a sociopath. The WEB Method® is one way to organize your thinking about people you meet and consider dating, hiring, electing, or otherwise getting involved with. It takes practice, but it’s designed to make it simple to avoid being a target, especially when quick decisions are necessary or you are under stress. For more, see my book, 5 Types of People Who Can Ruin Your Life.

References

1. American Psychiatric Association: Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition. Arlington, VA, American Psychiatric Association, 2013.

About the Author: Bill Eddy, LCSW, JD, is a lawyer, therapist, mediator, Training Director of the High Conflict Institute in San Diego, and the author of several books including 5 Types of People Who Can Ruin Your Life (2018).

#megxit #prince harry #markle #queen #actress #meghan markle #narcisstic personality disorder #sociopath #revenge #tom bower #nerd #nutmeg

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caligulalotus · 1 year

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decided to make a bingo for things that might happen next fall for fun

[Image ID: A hand drawn bingo card that is titled "NOVEMBER 25TH FALL BINGO". The BINGO letters are in rainbow order and the free space has a purple background. The columns read as follows:

B column: "A long dead player falls" "Leech Ingram, Rod Internet, or Castillo Turner falls" "A Vault player falls" "The Artifact opens + is a Library book" "Someone who was shelled during S24 falls"

I column: "A static-ed player falls" "A Parker falls" "Nerd Pacheco falls" "Jaylen or Mike falls" "Evil Twin falls but Evelton I does not"

N column: "A redacted player falls" "One of the Telephone twins falls" "FREE SPACE" "Tillman falls to the Crabs" "The Flowers' S1 ogs who were on the team in S24 all fall"

G column: "A Ruby Tuesday victim falls" "Nagomi Nava falls" "The Artifact stays locked" "Beck Whitney falls" "A Hall Star falls"

O column: "A player who was elsewhere at the end of S24 falls" "A S1 og falls to their original team" "One of the ex-Homestucks falls" "Polkadot Patterson falls" "The Monitor acknowledges Pudge's return"

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#blaseball #i dont think half of this will happen but im having fun

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jrueships · 2 years

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Nba players as bad cliques/tropes, based more off personality with some fashion influence, of course

Paul George: 'computer jock'

gamer jock nerd jock computer jock, whatever you say, it better have some form of 'i lift weights' and 'i get no p*ssy' in it! The type of jock who surprises nerds when he shows actual interests in their hobbies, and not actually asking about it to make fun of them. Yes he got a ps5 before a possible ring. Yes he is still doing better than you. No, the pretty lady with blonde hair did NOT call him back even after all his 50p phone calls, STOP asking.

vector from despicable me ass

Jaylen Brown : the 'Poem' goth

There's a surprising amount of goths in the nba! Just different specifics! Jaylen's feels more 'mysterious' with an elegant air to him similar to a monotone vampire. He has a righteous fury when scorned and relies on scorpio instagram posts to describe his feelings. Starkly different from his best friend who goes out for brunch

Jalen Williams: the 'Vintage' goth

He's the kid at school who wears the kind of outfits that teachers recognize from the older franchise or figure on the clothes. His favorite movies are grainy horror where chocolate syrup is used for blood. He's more approachable than people worry over though and secretly wishes for someone to watch an old black and white horror film at his side

Demar Derozan: the 'wallflower'

The loner at the party who sticks mainly to the corners as he pretends to check a text on his phone. You'd find him by the walls or by the party owner's dog. He's far more tolerable as a 'party loner' because he doesn't own a guitar and doesn't smoke on rooftops, he's just a guy that keeps to himself! Once you start a conversation with him, you wonder why you haven't started one sooner! Don't mistake his kindness as stability though. He's still a goth.

Josh christopher: the 'aesthetic' goth

Honestly, not really a goth. More like a stan culture fashionista whose clothes impress you until you realize it looks exactly like some indie musician's fashion line. But whatever look he wants to have down, he really does have down though, you gotta give that credit! More of an appearance goth who really gets into the acting rather than a 'deep, brooding personality goth'. He's still accepted because his aesthetics are too cool to turn down

Anthony edwards: joth

Jock + goth. Joth. He's a prankster with a fun personality and a great love of athletics. Anything with the word 'player', he's the best. But he also idolizes Jaylen brown, THE black and white movie with focused white lighting on the eyes mysterious vampire goth. More into fashion than people think..

Kawhi Leonard: the 'quiet' one

Can't say two words without someone loudly exclaiming 'OMG ___ like NEVER talks THIS much! what's gotten INTO you??' Then never speaks. Again. Because he's quiet and was never really accepted into anything besides 'weird', his style can be surprising! Sometimes it's sweats, sometimes it's colorful shorts! People try to box him in because they just cant live without figuring him out, so he always surprises! He experiments with whatever he may please and is allowed that freedom from his forced isolation

Devin Booker: 'lawyer's kid'

Dresses like a prep. Acts more like a goth. Either hasn't come to the realization of his inner turmoil or refuses to acknowledge it. Texts embarrassing, nonsensical messages to his long unspoken crush whenever he's drunk. Has rich kid issues. Bad breakups, annoying dad, annoying superstar mom who wears cardigan sweaters and puts you on a curfew (chris paul..), truly, no one is going through it worse than him.

Jaren Jackson Jr: manpurse prep

He goes to brunch, he carries the hand sanitizer, he controls the aux to his daddy's jaguar. Wears some strange bullshit you can't really make fun of or you're not invited to swim at his pool. Looks like he'd be Regina george, but is honestly just a karen

#i made this just 4 me and i dont even know why i did #it's just fun finding fun ways to describe the favs i guess? or to associate with them IDK im unwell #also guys... i just found at that im a rising scorpio....#please wish me well yall.... i cant believe im evil confirmed..#joth confirmed...#im sick #ANYWAYS yea theres no explaining here i just like describing things in a way that is not normal or understandable #ted tropes #???? i might do more if i am feeling unwell enough !#pg13 years old #jwilli #gup #deebo #jaylen #jaren #ant eds #kawhi #books

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icedfae · 1 year

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(—) ★ spotted!! MARGARITA ‘MAGGIE’ ROSARIO on the cover of this week’s most recent tabloid! many say that the 23 year old looks like CHRISTINA NADIN, but i don’t really see it. while the MODEL/WRITER is known for being EBULLIENT my inside sources say that they have a tendency to be LOQUACIOUS i swear, every time i think of them, i hear the song YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE HER by MADDIE ZAHM

someday you’ll think you disappoint your parents

basics

Name: Margarita ‘Maggie’ Rocio Rosario Age: Twenty-Three DOB: March 16, 1999 Gender: Cisfemale Sexuality: Bisexual Occupation: Model/Writer Family Members: Davina Rosario ( full sister ), Jaylen Rosario ( maternal half-brother, adopted by biological father )

but they’ll love you, not despite, but regardless

biography

Born the youngest of five children, Maggie has always been the type to take care of others. Whether it be her older siblings (three brothers and a sister) or her parents. When she was thirteen years old, Maggie found herself in the midst of a huge custody battle after her mother cheated on her father with his brother. It fell that they would have shared custody of their underage children.

Her parents constantly fought after the divorce, barely being able to stand being in the same room as one another. Longer than an hour and bitterness would take over. It only got worse when her mother got remarried to her uncle, who became her step-father. It felt like her life was spent growing up in a soap opera.

The older she got, the more that Maggie began to hide behind the façade of perfection. They didn’t have time to worry about her if she was always active in school and community. Not only did she do every extra curricular that she could find, ran in a tight knit social circle and even kept a part time job at a bookstore in the city. If her life wasn’t a whirlwind, Maggie would find herself becoming overwhelmed by the sense of duty she felt to her family.

At sixteen years old, Maggie had the most cliche beginning to fame that could have possibly happened, which she still jokes around about to this day. She was working at the bookstore when she was scouted for modeling and after vetting the man who approached her, Maggie decided to go for it. It was just supposed to be another part time thing that helped her make cash on the side and soon enough it turned into travelling into New York City to do fashion shows and shoots in big companies.

This was not the life she envisioned for herself but modeling was giving her enough to make her way through college which is what she wanted. She enrolled in Columbia University School of the Arts for writing with a concentration in fiction writing.

It hasn’t been much and she continues to model for her agency on the side but her primary focus now is building connections through the industry she plans to break out in.

and you’ll learn to let people have shitty opinions

things to note

Though there was always the temptation to party with the other models she met through her agency, Maggie has kept herself out of trouble for the most part.

TW Eating Disorder During her time as a sixteen year old breaking out into modeling, she did develop an eating disorder in which she’s been hospitalized three times over -- the last being almost a year ago now.

Always trying to keep up the persona of being perfect, it’s rare to find Maggie without a smile on her face or laughing loudly for all to hear. She likes to keep up the bubbly act as much as possible. If you’re happy people don’t worry about you.

She’s currently writing a novel about an elven community in her free time. She will tell you all about it if you ask.

A giant nerd, often found reading as it was her biggest solace as a child.

It’s not unusual for her to go on a tangent about a topic that she’s passionate about. Often times she’ll talk in circles until you point it out.

Her family, the Rosario clan, are known for each of the children gaining popularity and stardom despite the quaint life they lived growing up. Their fame is slowly booming them into popularity the more each of them gets famous.

She is a virgin which is not something that is really well known because girl can come across as a flirt when she’s actually just being friendly.

and talk about your trauma and like the body you live in

connections

The Rest of the Rosarios - Maggie is the youngest of five, three brothers and an older sister. I feel like the other four are relatively close in age with the one closest to her being 25 now. The older four were always closer to each other than Maggie, her being the quiet one of the bunch, but there isn’t much they wouldn’t do for one another. All of them making it in different fields, her parents were heralded as having raised them a good bunch when in reality the eldest of the children raised the younger ones while their parents fought constantly over the infidelities.

Industry Friends - Through her many years in the modeling world, she’s met a lot of people and networked through

Tinder Dates - Girl is single living in the 21st century in LA, ofc she’s been on tinder dates galore. They could have gone badly, could have gone alright. Maybe even a few of them went well enough that they’re seeing each other again casually. Who knows, it’s a big old game of Russian Roulette.

more to come when i’m not dying

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teamnamehuddle · 2 years

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#IFTTT #Team Name Huddle

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fastbreakpoints · 3 years

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#me upon finding out jaylen has not one but TWO goku tshirts: this fucking nerd #i am. so so fond of him. jaylen I'm free on thursdays and would like to hang out please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursda #jaylen brown #*#boston celtics #nba

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taketheringtolohac · 3 years

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alt jaylen is a vriska kin

#ANGST ONLY EXISTS IF YOU WANT IT TO NERDS #this post is the definitionof we all cope in different ways except im also like. sending incredibly angsty dms to caz abt jaylen and mike #blaseball #roxy talks

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lenasai · 3 years

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this week in blaseball: season 18 edition

coin entered maximum gaslight gatekeep girlboss mode

you can change the color on the beta logo and that's Neat

ultra league blaseball????

salmon restored a player's bat and yeeted them elsewhere at the same time

dale and worms broke the record for longest game time (so close to 69 minutes, but fell just short...)

mike townsend avoided getting faxed because of a black hole and TECHNICALLY PITCHED A SHUTOUT BECAUSE THE SHOE THIEVES ENDED THE GAME WITH 0 POINTS

finn james committed fax evasion by only giving up 9.5 runs

one player got an item called ACTUAL GLOVE OF THE FAMINE (and now i have a name for my new metal band)

discuss: did the coin effectively utilize girl power when she canceled the tarot reading

shoe thieves and mills got so close to ending a game 4-20, but the mills had to score one unrun and make it 4-19.7...

at least one team collected 69 birds

after two escapes, mike townsend finally got arrested for fax evasion

max and ivy both pecked free by birds, PANIK ENSUED (I WISH ALL GEORGIAS A NEVER PLAY US IN FEEDBACK EVER)

garages copied charm from lovers and proceeded to get into a charm fight with them

max and brisket friendo both got to do skateboard tricks! the latter, who is An Actual Cat, did a cat's cradle, which is very fitting

someone named an actual star after chorby soul

a new book was revealed in the library called "a ruby tuesday" that contains (somewhat minor) inaccuracies. is lootcrates lying to us....or is this history from an alternate timeline?

max copied attractor off brisket friendo and gave the garages The Dot™

PLAY BALL PLAY BALL PLAY BALL PLAY BALL PLAY BALL PLAY BALL

new item got added to the shop that paid out coins whenever consumers attacked (or attempted to attack)

CHAOS! CHAOS! CHAOS!

we thought the devs just got rid of chorby soul entirely, but it turns out they were just turned into a funko pop without any stars or soul but all of the instability!

legendary replicas are scary, especially if you have someone on your team named wyatt mason

TWO illegal party time games! mints and georgias got to burn down the party time chat for one game

the commissioner tweeted about the first illegal party time, then deleted the tweet after the game ended

knight triumphant and connor haley switched teams and the chat reacted by singing the entirety of "in the feedback" (and they got through the entire song!)

firefighters got fireproof, taunted the umpires with the tigers

one chorby soul replica got redacted, another got incinerated, and the other one partied. very mixed bag for players named chorby soul this season.

betsy "No Parties In Seattle" trombone finally partied (TWICE!)

rest in funko pops goodwin, aldon, and pitching machine… 😔

what if you (spies) wanted home field advantage but the salmon said no

the sim really hates nerd pacheco and the philly pies

chorby short vs. jaylen hotdogfingers pitch-off in the finals

BEE HONEYMOON FINALS

#blaseball #this week in blaseball

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