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that-one-weird-cloud0 · 3 months

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Danny: *just chilling on the couch while being very still™️ at the Wayne Manor*

Clark: *comes to visit*

Clark: hey Bruce?

Bruce: yes?

Clark: why is there a dead child in your living room?

Bruce: what 0-0

Danny: oh shit

Danny: *starts up heartbeat* better?

Clark: *even more freaked out*

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greykolla-art · 5 months

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Guys, Taskmaster has so many good quotes that fit them!😂

“I never know if you two are gonna fuck or fight!”

#grey art #fan art #wwdits #nandermo #wwdits fanart #taskmaster is my absolute comfort show everyone should check it out #I know the nandermo tag is currently going through a crisis #guys it’s all gonna be okay I’m sure of it #they didn’t say they don’t have chemistry or a caring dynamic #they just need more time in the microwave #and they are still gonna be in situations together and grow closer in the next season #let’s all just take a breath and hug it out #or scream into the void more that’s alright too.#❤️❤️❤️#what we do in the shadows

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ghosts-cyphera · 7 months

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ummmmm what if what I just wrote for pornstar!ghost x reader is too cute? can it be too cute? oh shit lmao help I’m blushing and giggling so hard right now

edit: it’s out!! 💌

#I can’t BREATHE #things escalated so much faster than I meant them to #but besties these events do not happen in a chronological order alright?#they’re just snippets from here and there!!#just little glimpses into the lives of you and him #AAAA #helphelp #🥹💕🥹💕#pornstar!ghost #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #lo talks

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werepires · 1 year

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Sooo insane about Dean and Cas realising they get to have without fear of losing

#it’s about learning a hug doesn’t mean goodbye anymore #about reconditioning yourself to know that ‘I love you’ means just that and isn’t an indication you’re about to lose eachother #12 years of tension and never really daring to cross that boundary #and then release #it takes them weeks to get used to the fact they can have the casual intimacy they so obviously crave #because both of them are so hardwired to repress and restrain themselves when it comes to eachother #they sleep in the same bed but don’t dare to touch until one night Dean reaches out a shaky hand and laces their fingers together #and they both hold their breath like the world’s about to explode but nothing happens #and slowly they realise they’re allowed to have this they’re allowed to touch and hold and indulge #there’s no more Chuck no more cosmic consequences just the two of them in Dean’s room #so they lie in the dark for hours just their fingers laced together #and it’s a start #it’s gonna take a long time to be alright but now there’s a start

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be-an-echo · 4 months

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let's go my love, we don't belong here anymore...

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phoenixcatch7 · 3 months

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We could make Sqq a transformer in his past life. Like optimus prime sorta transformer. Cybertronian.

He'd be the only surviving seeker (winged guy) on the autobots side (I don't know all the canons but I don't think they have, like, any). Pretty young when the war started - unfathomably ancient for humans, the kiddie of the group to them.

And he arrives on earth. Discovers the Internet. Immediately gets hooked on critiquing stupid Web novels in every language, which being a sentient machine he can do at great speed without forgetting anything. Decides to read the final chapter during a battle because he's so close to the end and airplane had better pull SOMETHING good. Is so infuriated (distracted) by the ending he messes up and immediately gets killed by some low level decepticon. After FIVE MILLION years of war he gets offed by some loser over a stupid human story that wasn't even very good. He dies SO furious.

And then he gets reborn a human.

He is, as the kids say, big mad.

How by Primus do they do anything??

#I can't decide if back on earth it's post reveal or not because the revelation that a cybernetic alien soldier was the one being catty in #the comment section of his harem story would break sqh. It'd be so funny if he didn't believe him tho #Sqq trying so hard to blend in when he knows basically nothing about even modern human norms outside of stories and memes #No one can decide if Sqq just has hallucinations or has been possessed by an eldritch monster #Sqq: *under his breath because his thoughts are so hard to hold on to now* I MISS being able to fly myself #Sqq: *drops important items like xiuya because he keeps forgetting he doesn't have hammer space anymore* *heavy sigh*#Sqq: *does a weird twist of his limbs because he can no longer turn into a vehicle* *mortified*#Mqf: shixiong... Is everything alright?#Sqq; who's been trying to air drop his medical information to his hard drive because he's too squeamish to say it out loud: yeah - Yes.#Sqq with great feeling: humans... Are so SOGGY. You're all so SQUISHY and full of all sorts of nasty FUILDS. I have to consume SO much #And all I get is SMELLY #No wonder your species started global warming #Sqh: bro can you not??#He adores lbhs cooking tho.#svsss #shen qingqiu #transformers #scum villain's self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #He's an idiot but he's an incomprehensibly ancient battle hardened 7m tall metal warrior squished into mortal form idiot #He is not picking up the signs lbh is putting down #At least once he figures out human limitations he can be a good strategist again

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stangstmarsh · 2 months

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go ahead and crucify me but hopelessly in love stan and straight kyle is the funniest headcanon in the world

#listen. i love sp style. rn style is my life and breath. but it would be so funny.#also i love to make stan suffer <3 not to make him a victim or whatever i just kin him and think its funny #i fear im a bit fucked in the head but thats alright #sp stanky #stankyle #stan marsh #kyle brovlofski #south park

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kenisle · 1 year

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i love the characters in teen wolf; they all have so much heart to them and unique relationships to the supernatural and each other that are so much fun to explore.

but you know which one gets me the most?

jackson.

he’s a jock. he’s a bully. he’s full of himself but actually hiding a lot of identity issues. he’s bisexual. he’s adopted, and instead of the bite turning into a werewolf he became a lizard about it because he’s Built Different. he was mind-controlled into murdering an entire swim team, thus tainting his soul and turning his eyes blue despite his having no say in the matter. then he fucked off to london. he’s dating his best friend’s ex. he’s the only hybrid creature in the show’s canon that wasn’t created in a lab. he can just switch between his two creature modes and has the abilities + advantages of both. he has an increased resistance to purple wolfsbane (the most common kind; you need the rare stuff to really affect him). he has a tail.

#teen wolf #jackson whittemore #i just have a lot of thoughts abt jackson alright #i think if we met irl i would find him intolerable to be around but would also defend him to the last breath #kind of like how you protect your sibling bc only EYE can pick on him #he literally came back to the show to: 1. be bisexual. 2. get captured. 3. get turned to stone. and that’s IT

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radioves · 1 year

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its quite shrimple actually

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skyward-floored · 1 year

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Collection of various zelda doodles I’ve done that’ve piled up over the past several weeks

#Zelda’s hand looks really bad but it’s just a doodle so whatever #most of these are really dumb bgsghdjmfhk #rambles from the floor #art from the floor #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #breath of the wild #twilight princess #ocarina of time #zelda doodles #not lu #zelink #hehe #edit: also these are LEFTOVER bulletins alright?#my dad is a deacon and we end up with extras that I use as doodle paper

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quaggyday · 1 year

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I swear to god if they pull another “Zelda forgives her Father and Rhoam gets away scott free” crap in totk like they did in age of calamity I’m gonna go insane

I want to see her conflicted. I want to see Zelda fuming with 100 years of anger at her Father for basically dooming Hyrule. I want her to be filled with emotions, rage and anguish yet a sense of love for her Father that she can’t understand

I want her to be told whatever she feels is okay because her feelings are valid. I want to see her have her own identity outside of being Hylia’s ancestor and take control of the situation she’s in.

Basically my girl deserves something nice, Nintendo give her some story shit alright

Also again nobody put spoilers on hear I will rephrase again I will block and steal your kneecaps

#the legend of zelda #breath of the wild #botw #loz #tears of the kingdom #totk #age of calamity #aoc #botw zelda #Link #Rhoam bashing #nintendo #Im praying the story will be alright #Botw story is simple and a bit weak but still extremely effective #so hoping #also I dont consider aoc canon at all #just because it retcons way to much #I have way too many conflicting feelings about Rhoam as well

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sweetshire · 4 days

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So, @silv-paru sent Sherlock Holmes for the character opinion bingo. thanks a bunch for this (and for your patience. my god, i’m answering this a week late. typical me behaviour). you’re a darling :D

Did you know, i used to tell these stories to my friends? they delighted in them AND i got a chance to sort of ramble on and on abt him and watson. it was a win-win, really. ah, those were the days! now i haven’t reblogged much of him this month at all. i miss him. I MISS HIM.

Onto the bingo: well. he’s The quintessence of gender™ to me. and i relate to him so so much. fav character of all time fr. i want to carry him in my pocket at all times & study him. like. do i want to BE him OR am i IN LOVE with him, ykwim? pssh who knows? certainly not me. uh-huh ‘a beast unleashed’ -does this refer to me or him? you choose. oh re: canon, i’m ignoring the part where holmes dies (or y’know, is dead for 3 years). that’s too angsty.

#sherlock holmes #my dearest blorbo #he’s my belovedest chewtoy basically #if i think abt how modern adaptations *looking at you bbc sherlock* have ruined his character i get so angry i have to take deep breaths #*mutters darkly* he is NOT an arrogant cold-hearted bitch like he’s portrayed; well he IS a bitch but not a cold-hearted one!!#see. the thing abt holmes is that he’s SUCH a sweet boy okay. and he’s compassionate #he cares sooo much. that’s the reason people come to him when they’re distressed. they trust him #he hates the police. he is a jester at heart. loves his watson #he’s here to help the truly desparate helpless people even if they have no money to pay him for the case. no questions asked. But-#he fucking despises obnoxious rich men. the first time he meets watson a total stranger he *very excitedly* tells him abt his experiment #it’s very adorable. he never stops trying to impress ever. infact blushes furiously when complimented by him #my guy has 0 knowledge of our solar system but he’s written several monographs abt different types of ASHES. go figure!#OH i almost forgot the most important fact he’s special to me bc holmes is an audhd gay disaster bastard. sometimes he’s even bisexual #but mostly he’s acespec and in a qpr w watson. he’s VERY adhd. behaves like an excited cat and oh so cute when he stims. everytime he does #i go SQUEEE. when he’s depressed it’s a goddamn hashtag big mood. as in many other ways he is me i am him #he’s PASSIONATE and KIND that’s all you need to know #acd stories are about just some guy who loves his job (which he invented himself btw after quitting college) that’s it #i am overcome with an almighty need to squeeze his cheeks #he’s everything to me <3 #alright if i don’t stop now i doubt i ever will LMAO bye #acd holmes #if u read till the end u get a cookie and a kiss on the nose i love u

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altruistic-meme · 3 months

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*shaking violently* the reason you feel like shit is probably because your brain wants to be doing something but you are instead using it as a reason to continue not doing things. you have gotten yourself trapped in a terrible cycle that you refuse to take steps to break in the name of self-care and protecting yourself but all you are doing is causing yourself more harm. write a stupid story with no plot and bad characterization. draw a drawing with shaky lines and fuck up while coloring it in. try to figure out how to crochet something and stare in confused horror when the yarn starts pulling because you missed a stitch 3 rows back. failure sucks and it can maybe make you feel bad. but for the love of fuck please try to create something anyway even if it turns out terrible because you will never break free of this feeling if you don't start trying to. and who knows? maybe once you finish your stupid plushie with a sizeable dent in its head from that missed stitch, you will look at it's ugly face and smile because it looks terrible but it exists and it only exists because you made it.

#*DEEP AND AGGRESSIVE BREATHING* DEPRESSION IS A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH AND SHE SUCKS ASS #BUT YOU WILL NOT GET BETTER IF YOU DO NOT TRY TO GET BETTER #AND TRYING CAN SUCK TOO BC YOUR BRAIN IS IN SHUTDOWN AND DOING ANYTHING CAN FEEL LIKE WAY TOO MUCH #BUT AFTER SO LONG OF THAT FEELING YOU HAVE TO COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THERE IS NOT GOING TO MAGICALLY BE A DAY WHERE YOU FEEL #WELL ENOUGH TO DO SOMETHING #YOU KINDA HAVE TO DO IT EVEN WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT #OK? OKAY????#YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT I PROMISE BUT YOU DO HAVE TO PUT IN THE EFFORT TO GET THERE. IT SUCKS. I WISH YOU DIDN'T BUT YOU DO.#SO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK WRITE SOMETHING. DRAW. SEW. COLOR. GLUE. CROCHET. KNIT. FELT. IDK AND IDC JUST MAKE SOMETHING #shh ac

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talxns · 2 months

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brudick + ilya repin’s painting ivan the terrible and his son ivan on 16 november 1581

#dick dying or suffering at the inadvertant hands of an immedietly horrified bruce my BELOVED #maybe like dark bruce or even like regular bruce just making a mistake or losing control for a fraction of a second #if damian can kill dick with a stick and a rock i think it’s fair to say that bruce could accidentally kill dick with a misplaced punch #in a momentary lapse of control #and oh #OH #the moment dick hits the ground bruce is upon him #cradling him and holding him as if they we’re arguing moments before #and dick barely conscious grapsing at bruce and weakly forgiving bruce #my god my GOD #ugh because even if bruce killed dick #dick would be worried for bruce’s psyche #he’d use his dying breath to tell bruce that it’s alright #who put these tears in my eyes

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