what are ur thoughts on spidery!pete?
also if those thoughts are positive, do you have any related fic recs?
anon I love you but I'm offended that you would even ask this! This trope is like crack cocaine to me and I've written a few of these actually. I could have sworn I did a video for this for tiktok but that was the inappropriate use of superpowers videos which is just a little bit different.
This trope can be subdivided into two categories: cute and silly, and monster fucking. I prefer the second one but I'll make a list for both
✨silly and cute✨
the human heating pad by stackthedeck. Gotta promote my own stuff lmao but I am proud of this fic, Peter purrs like a spider
I'm Something of a Scientist Myself by fancastical. This is E and can be an squick for some people, but all the fun spider mating habits made me laugh and I think the relationship was built really well. Like seriously so many spider facts
Sweet As Sugar In My Mouth by kingkuebiko. Again with the spider mating habits but it's cute, short, and sweet and also from Peter's perspective so he's like "why is this doing it for me???"
It's the thought that counts by aurorae. Very very spidery Peter, just a cute fluffy one-shot of spideypool getting together
Spider’s Out of the Bag by ShimmeringBubble. Another purring fic but this time Miles gets in on it!! This fic is so cute and I love seeing them acting like brothers and god I just love Miles he's my favorite boy <3
Fics that make a compelling argument that Peter is the monster in the monster fucker ship dynamic (read the tags so so carefully):
caught in the spider's web by Stackthedeck. I wrote this one, web bondage and fangs, have fun!
Babe Wake Up, It's Pumpkin Spice Season by X_Gon_Give_It. More web bondage!! This fic has fantastic sexual tension and leans into a more spidery Peter being very dangerous
Cicatrices by WaterMe. God I adore this fic!! It's more focused on the implications of Wade's powers at first which I fucking love!! Not only is Peter more spidery it physically affects him and it's fascinating. Like this fic is not afraid to play with the dark implications of powers, but there's lots of really tender moments between Wade and Peter
The Moist Demanding Chasm of His Mouth by PastaPapi. Fangs!! Not twilight vampire fangs but like supernatural vampire fangs, trust me this shit fucks but please read the tags. Also the Spinnerets <3
Pearlescent Silk by Chancy_Lurking. This one is honestly pretty tame and sweet but I know the wrussy is not everyone's cup of tea. But it's mine and this is so good!!
174 notes
·
View notes
So, I wrote a ridiculous thing. Based on this absolute banger.
Moon Knight drabble, gen, same body, slice of life, crack fic(?)
--
"Instead of meat, I eat veggies and pussy."
In the nearest reflective surface, next to the kabinets, Marc chokes on his own saliva.
Oblivious, Steven continues to cut his vegetables, singing along to the lyrics as his body moves subconsciously to the beat. "I like them both fresh, like them both juicy."
In the corner of his eye, he sees movement that isn't his own in the reflective surface of the kitchen counter. "Dios mío," Jake sighs, long-suffering, his voice barely audible above the blasting of the portable speaker. The look on his face is one of dread, his hand pinching the bridge of his nose. "Steven, for the love of God."
"What?" Steven asks, indignant, as he fires up the stove. "You know I can't cook without music. It helps me keep my focus. And, wasn't it the two of you demanding I'd find some new music? I think I did wonderfully."
Marc sighs like he's realising he's made a huge mistake, shaking his head exasperatedly. Jake opts to remain silent, sharp eyes tracking Steven's every movement. There's an amused curve to his lips, though, a good-natured energy to his posture. Admitting defeat and being a good sport about it.
Steven's face scrunches up into one of victory for a second, before his attention is caught by the actual act of cooking. The kitchen smells of spice, garlic and freshly bought vegetables - it smells lived-in, homely. The frantic yet controlled energy of Steven fills the small space as he dominates the room, the music only adding to the symphony of the scene. Out of the three of them, it's him who enjoys cooking the most, happy to experiment and dedicate a few hours to it. As a result, the system has been getting a lot more healthy, mostly vegan meals as of late.
(There's Steak Day, twice a month, as a compromise - one for Marc and one for Jake - where Steven takes a break and the other men indulge in their hunger for Red Meats. That they're willing to cook. Steven will never understand.)
"That's swag, my flex, my flag
Zero waste, that is my jam
Save fuel and sell your truck
The karma comes for free and so does luck."
"Those can't be the actual lyrics," Marc mutters under his breath.
Jake, who has moved so he's closer to Marc, merely shrugs. "It's a bop, I guess."
Marc gives Jake a hard side-eye. "You did not just say that."
Again, Jake shrugs. He's even humming along.
"Know that being green is hot," Steven sing-yells as he drains the rice that's been boiling away and starts to put his risotto together.
"Being green is cool
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck!"
He practically yells the last sentence. Jake leans close into Marc's side and whispers, "At least he's swearing now."
The laugh that escapes Marc's mouth is uncontrolled, loud, and incredibly happy. He's shaking his head, eyes screwed closed by the force of it as he's trying to get himself back under control.
Steven and Jake share a look.
"How did you even find this song?" Marc wheezes, as he finally manages to breathe again.
"Eurovision," Steven says, like it's obvious.
"What?" Jake asks.
"Eurovision," Steven patiently repeats. "You know, that European music competition? The one that's supposedly not political but always ends up being political? The gay event of the year?"
"But," Marc starts, looking a bit uncertain, "we've never watched that, buddy."
"You might not have, but I certainly did," Steven says, indignant. "It was a few weeks ago, actually."
Marc still looks like he wants to argue about this, so Jake intervenes. "Why on earth would you watch that?"
"Oi!" Steven turns off the stove and crosses his arms indignantly. "I'm British, mate. That basically makes me a European -"
"Steven, what? No, that's not how it works!"
"The fuck it does, pal. Hell no."
"- And it's a European custom to watch it!" Steven finishes, even as Marc and Jake interject with their protests.
"The Brits definitely aren't European."
"Well, not since Brexit they wouldn't be, no. But they still participate, so I say it counts."
"You're not even British!"
"Israel and Australia also participate! This doesn't make them Europeans!"
"I have a British passport!"
"Yeah, a fake one!"
As the three men continue to bicker over whether Steven qualifies as a legitimate Brit, a shadow moves outside the window. A breeze picks up, making the wrappings of Khonshu's ceremonial costume billow in the wind. He settles down comfortably, watching with vague amusement how Steven attempts to eat his dinner while Marc and Jake keep distracting him. The moon is yet to rise.
The night is young. There's time.
9 notes
·
View notes
hii! my name's lydia. i'm not new to tumblr or selfshipping, i just thought i'd make a new blog since my old one was over 10 years old! i was @mercwife c:
i'll update this and flesh it out properly soon! for now here are the tags for (most of) my f/os :D i'm currently hyperfixated on the hellaverse so there are a handful of those characters worming their way into my brain rn🧎🏻idk how to do a readmore on mobile, but i'll figure it out i promise! 😭
💌 is my catchall lovey dovey tag!
❄️ even/vexen - kingdom hearts
⚰️ undertaker - black butler
🦂 tyrian callows - rwby
🛸 lotor - voltron
🦇 adrian tepes - castlevania
🧪 kai chisaki - bnha
👔 rikiya yotsubashi - bnha
💫 aaravos - the dragon prince
🦋 nebula - mcu
🌾 naib subedar - identity v
🐈⬛ ann/disciple - identity v
🌟 albedo - genshin impact
🌊 leviathan - obey me!
🎮 idia shroud - twisted wonderland
🪲 enki ankarian - fear and hunger
🤖 jared - don't feed the muse
🏜 striker - helluva boss
🐍 sir pentious - hazbin hotel
🎀 velvette - hazbin hotel
1 note
·
View note
bruh my partner said he was worried about me because I’m obsessed with cl*ne h*gh and topher because “obsessions are unhealthy” and he’s acting like this is so bizarre for me & i almost laughed in his face. i was like bruh do you KNOW me???? im literally John UnhealthyObsession.
[[strange vent below, I just need to overshare here bc I have far too much to talk abt in therapy tomorrow and not enough time for all of it & this is so stupid that i literally refuse to waste time on it. this a no-judgement zone, if u judge me, ur ableist and I’m dispatching assassins to ur home]]
man’s talking abt “unhealthy obsession” meanwhile:
i got so obsessed with charles manson & squeaky fromme that they became my entire personality. i dyed my hair red for like four years bc of squeaky. i got a tattoo for squeaky. ive read a disturbing amount of books about both of them. I own handwritten letters from both of them. i can think of two separate occasions when I almost ruined a holiday and started swinging on a family member bc they were talking inaccurate shit about these two.
same goes for the several other similar figures I’m obsessed with. I have an entire WALL of memorabilia from/of them, costing truly hundreds of dollars (this is cool to me but apparently highly disturbing to everyone else). I have a copy of Jeffrey Dahmer’s fucking psych reports. I have a fucking piece of fabric used to make the shrouds the heavens gate cult members put over themselves. I’ve written 10+ page papers about some of these mfs. I turn into a feral animal when any of them are brought up, ready with too much knowledge and a desire to fact-check and rant and soapbox. I literally became so obsessed with all of these people i got a degree about it.
when i was 17 i became so obsessed with this one boy that i would sit at my desk for hours writing about him, just straight up filling pages and pages of a journal about him over and over again (this was actually TRUE mental illness i literally reread the pages later on and cried bc it was so sad and scary how out of my mind I was LOL😬). i bought a similar jacket to one he had so i could pretend it was his (this is actually my iconic army jacket; reclaimed). i literally did nothing but think and talk about him for probably at least a year and a half (& I STILL freak a little on the odd occasion that i see him, just on reflex).
I AM LITERALLY SO OBSESSED WITH MY PARTNER TOO HELLO? I talk about him so much and post so many pictures of him that he doesn’t even have to introduce himself to people bc they already know him from me. I live my entire life based around him in ways far too numerous to list and he knows it.
& there is SO much more. so it’s just a little bit funny that he’s worried that i like CH and topher too much bc i talk and think about it all the time; & bc i like to wear the gay little red hat from my topher costume (bc it’s “unhealthy to cosplay as a character all the time” meanwhile im constantly walking around with the riddler symbol on my army jacket and my clear glasses and he doesn’t see anything wrong with it; girl that’s almost full cosplay). compared to some of the aforementioned things above, im living quite the normal life.
like boy clearly you do not understand the depths of my obsession. i have been crazy for many years. your concerns about this issue here are exaggerated and misplaced. all of what im doing now is 100x healthier than anything else i have done or could be doing, especially given the strange mental state I’ve been in. he needs to thank his lucky stars, imo.
“unhealthy” sir this is highly abnormal at worst, let me cook‼️
1 note
·
View note