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capfalcon · 1 year
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idk if i missed the memo somewhere or smth but i genuinely just do not understand people who like vegetables. yes i know this makes me seem like a small toddler. but i just. i watch people eat salads and im like. are you. are you enjoying that. mmm. water. mmmmmmmmm. weird texture. i watch people Love brussel sprouts and im like ah yes. i too love the taste of bitter leaves. i think i like about 10 veggies total. i have ordered a salad exactly twice. i do not understand.
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jackkennedyofficial · 10 months
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kale tuesday <3
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danceologys · 2 years
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ILU 🥴💗💌🫣🫶💕☺️❤️
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scremogirl · 7 months
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HII LOVE UR WRITING,, MAY I REQUEST (if no, pls ignore! :')
so theres this thing i do,,, as a clingy partner,, was wondering how ur yanyans will react?
Whenever reader wants some quiet quality type, they sit on the floor near where yandere's chair is, and lays their head on their lap and js continue scrolling on their phone...yanderes reactions??
★♑︎☆彡𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎✪𝐍!☆♏︎★
How my yans react to you putting your head in their laps
GN! Reader, ❤︎︎!!! Your words are in italics theirs are in bold. Check out their stories here ✩ ✰ 𖤐. I LOVE U FOR THIS ANON(•̀ᴗ•́)و
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𝐓akenya
✩Does not know what to do
✩Literally will freeze like a deer in headlights when you show him any kind of affection.
✩Wants it so bad though!
✩Will act slightly like a tsundere if you call him out on how much he’s blushing
☆The head in the lap thing tho? You’re actually trynna kill him
He’s yet again invited you over under the guise of a study session. You knew this because A, you're not stupid and B, you’ve finished your work for the week. It was Friday and you had nothing better to do, so why not? The chance to lay in his large bed plus free snacks and fast internet? The chance was too good to give up. So here you are. Splayed out in his bed as he sits hunched over his desk to engrossed in his studies. You’re kinda scared he’ll get scoliosis from how long he’s been in that position. It’s been about an hour and some change since you’ve been here and you’re starting to get bored. And hungry. Your stomach growling over the video playing on your phone was enough to get you up and moving.
You call out to him and in an instant he drops the pen in his hand and turns all his attention to you. Before you get to tell him why you interrupted him so abruptly, your stomach answers for you. With a teasing smile it clicks in his head what you were gonna ask him and he asks you to grab some of those disgusting kale chips he likes on his way up. His house is basically a maze so you have enough time to think about the many ways you could clear your boredom.
Finally arriving at the kitchen you grab a handful of snacks and wave at the butler who's already stocked up once he learned of your arrival. This dude is loaded so he won’t miss anything, besides he got ‘em for you anyways. Speak of the devil, he hasn’t paid attention to you not once since you got here, it was his idea in the first place! Making your way upstairs you finally decide on the perfect way to clear that thought.
Handing him his snack of choice he thanks you before immediately returning back to work. However, he doesn’t get through much as he notices you haven’t moved. He’s about to ask what you're up to before you drop down to your knees and place your head in his lap.
“He-hey! What’re you doing? I can’t work like this,” you ignore him completely before whipping out your phone and opening your bag of chips. He’s about to continue his questioning when you raise your arm up and hover a chip close to his lips. He shakes his head to the other side but as soon as you see it snap back you shove it past his soft lips. You make sure to press down on his tongue just a little before pulling back and whipping the remaining saliva in his lips.
“Shut up,”
Not another word was spoken from him the rest of the day. You could feel his bulge against your head but didn’t pay it any mind. Who knows, maybe if he finishes fast enough you’ll finally get the attention you wanted.
𝐌icah
✰A common occurrence between the two of you tbh
✰It’s usually from him but he obviously doesn’t mind being on the receiving end; prefers it actually.
✰Can actually be quiet for once. He just loves to sit in the silence of such an intimate moment.
✰You on the other hand just wanted a comfortable place to take a nap.
“(Y/nnnnnn), I’m boreddd,” jeez can this guy exist without making noise. It’s not nothing you didn’t expect though, that’s just Micah is. You’ve known him too long to be annoyed by things like this so you just sigh.
“Put on a movie or something,” you don’t give him the. You don’t even give him the courtesy of eye contact seeing as they're closed. The bags under your eyes and slug of your shoulders as you lay down on the couch don’t go unnoticed. Yes! The perfect excuse for a cuddle session. Rising from his spit across from you he moves his way over to the kitchen, not forgetting to hand you the remote first already knowing he’d probably spend 10 min just looking for a good watch. Opting for YouTube instead you quickly put on some random try not to laugh in order to provide you some stimulation, resisting the cusps of sleep. Your eyes shift to the soft snow falling past the window, the cold not helping as you snuggle deeper into your blanket making you even more tired.
He returns with some hot cocoa and cookies as he takes a new spot next to you. You sit up and take the surgery treats as your eyes refocus onto the screen. His eyes stay on you though, enchanted at the thought of you. Ever since you were kids he knew he was gonna make you his and nobody would get in the way of that m. Not even you.
Too absorbed in la la land he fails to notice that you’ve already chugged down your drink and eaten your full of the cookies. He only snaps out of it when he feels pressure on his shoulders. As he lets you lay him down on the couch, he’s watching as you readjust the blanket to cover your whole body. You scoot your body down and lay your head on his lap snuggling closer into his warmth. Smoothing his hand through your hair (or scratching your back if your hair’s too short/thick) he listens to your breathing become more even. So happy that his sweet little angel finally catches some z’s.
𝐌iylo
✫I really CANT decide if he or Micah like it more.
𖤐The thing is with Micah, he’s been able to have his hands on you for years so he’s more used to affection.
𖤐Miylo on the other hand, before you “truly noticed” him has only ever been close enough as sharing a desk with you. There was that time when he had to help you out of a sticky situation(insert anon of him helping you become unstuck), but other than that he’s never felt your skin. (Besides the time he broke into your house and wacked his shit to your sleeping face before stealing your underwear (●’◡’●)ノ )
𖤐After you got over the fact that he wouldn’t leave you alone/became popular, he will never stop touching you
𖤐Putting your head in his lap is only sending yourself down into a long rabbit hole
You’ve been putting off this project for god knows how long. Being in various different clubs, applying for colleges, and the stress from your parents did no good for your health; physical or mental. The student council have all been divided for the purpose of a fundraiser you’re putting on for donations to various types of charity’s. You got satlled with the easiest so you couldn’t be to mad but the exhaustion from life was killing you.
“Finally! Now I can finally get some rest,” Christ, if you knew being apart the council gave you this much work you would’ve opted for something more functional. You hear a chuckle from beside you. Oh right… he’s here too. He wouldn’t stop bombarding you with his assistance, saying that “two heads are better than one,”. Luckily, you were able to block him out for most of this project but now you can’t. There’s only so much about his rambles on quantum theory and the newest Spider-Man movie you can take. What a fucking nerd. No matter though, all you're worried about is flopping down and living in your own world for a while and he wouldn’t stop you from that. He tries to say something but you're not having any of it.
Grabbing him by the tie, you yank him towards you. You feel just a little bad for how aggressive you were but knowing him he probably likes it. The blush in his cheeks and rubbing of his thighs only emphasizes your point.
“Listen close, all I want is to lay down and not have to worry about anything. So do me a favor and shut your mouth for a while and read a book or something; got it?” The nod you receive from him is timid but filled with obedience, that makes you smile a bit. You reach up and pay his head a little “Good boy,”
You shift him so he’s sitting up straight and shove his discarded book in his hands before laying down with your head in his lap. He’s frozen and shaking slightly but you don’t care. He realizes that and snaps back into himself probably realizing he won’t get you to be so willing to touch him next time. Getting comfortable he decides that maybe you wouldn’t mind him reading to you. And you don’t. His voice doing justice as you rest your eyes and continue to listen to the story.
Y’all I am so mad because I was writing in tumbler and my phone shut off and all my shit got deleted. I had to re-write Kenya's whole part and deleted most of the earth. N E WAYZ hope this what you asked for my love, ENJOY( ˘ ³˘)♥︎!!!
-Sos ❤️
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leronboi · 11 months
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GURL U KNOW I MISS U, I JUST WANNA KISS U BUT I CANT RIGHT NOW SO BABYY, KISS ME THRU THE PHONNEEE!!!!
I wanna thank @/808gigawatt again for the nice pics of the chair!! :)
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Also the original pic. Uhh the Kale drawing is filpped cuz I drew his hair on the wrong side haha
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angelmush · 3 months
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meals for this week:
i missed 5 days of work bc i was out of town for bianca's birthday last week so it's going to be extra scrappy cooking this week (thank u god for giving me a freezer <3)
a golden roasted mushroom pasta dish with goat cheese and lemon and chives, i want to use some kind of short pasta shape with lots of chew to it :3
i've got a whole chicken in the freezer, i want to make another roast chicken with potatoes and then cook some dinosaur kale in the schmaltz, i made it a bit too salty last time but it was DELICIOUS so i know how to adjust my seasoning a little bit better now
i have a big bag of shrimp i had to freeze a couple weeks ago so i am thinking of poaching some juicy shrimp with herbs and lemon and garlic and ginger and putting it on top of some cold noodles, either with a spicy sesame or spicy peanut sauce, with shredded cabbage and tons of herbs
i also will make a caramelized onion, sausage, and egg breakfast sandwich for dinner with hot sauce and arugula, it's fast and easy and savory and sooo filling and delicious and i already have a tube of breakfast sausage in the freezer i can thaw
getting chocolate covered strawberry supplies bc even tho we agreed to not spend money on gifts for each other for valentine's day, i still want 2 decorate and make a little treat for my gf
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fatteningmenstories · 4 months
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Benched part 3
Devon was on the floor, what happened next was all a blur of events, from his leg not moving to the shooting pain in his foot it was all a blur , the paramedics rushing to him, to the ambulance and the operating table until now waking up in the hospital room.
Ajay was by his side- wearing clothes that fitted ten pounds ago, was the first thing he saw when he woke up.
“Thank God your finally awake’
Ajay said was he jumped up to hug Devon and give him a kiss on the lips, he smelled like donuts and tasted like chocolate
“You gave us quite a scare’
“What.. happened’
“Well let’s just say you faced a pretty big fall, you were basically unconscious on the floor, apparently your body was so exhausted it was on life support basically’
Getting up he faced a stinging pain in his chest and legs
“Oh and don’t try to move, u survived but you broke a couple of bones in the process not to mention you foot - it was like a 4 hour surgery trying to save it’
Startled with this news, he pulled of his sheets and low and behold there it was, his legs wrapped up in a white cast
“Doc says it should be good as new, but not for a couple of months - ha ha” he laughed hesistanlty
“God what am I gonna do’ Devon was panicking - football was his life, what would happen to him
“Don’t worry babe - come down, here have some chocolate’
“What!!!!”
“Well look around you have gift baskets galore’ taking in the room Ajay was right, gift baskets were everywhere - filled to the brim with get well soon cards and sweets
“There’s even more at home, I hope you don’t mind I’ve had a nibble hear and there” Ajay chuckled next to a nearly finished basket
‘Go on then”, the chocolate was good, tasted amazingly and at least it wasn’t in short supply - he laughed but stopped as the aching pain in his chest stung
“Anyways the doctor says you need your strength especially after your fall babe’
After signing the papers - and a lengthy discussion with his doctor encouraging him to keep his movements to a minimal, Devon was free to go.
The ride back was nice, Ajay by his side, he wasn’t expecting the press outside his front door, and in his temporary wheelchair he felt humiliated having to be carried arm in arm by Ajay and their chief. After a long phone call for his manger, it was settled that that Devon would be able return next season or as fast as his leg was healed- and his space on the field was legally not going anyway. Hanging up the phone call commenced the long haul of recovery.
“Babe I can’t eat that’
“Nonsense, doctor said you need all your strength, besides chief spent all day cooking it’
“Okay fine, but you gotta help”
“Was that even question”
The thoughts of the diet he needed to go on, had slowly faded with his new cast on, he had tried to cut back but with Ajay and chief it was like they wouldn’t take no as answer. Devon reasoned with himself, he would just have to extend his dirty bulk and have a massive cut once he was on his feet again. A small part of himself was very happy with tis conclusion, oh all this food tasted so great and a deep hunger in him needed to be satisfied, he had starved his body on kale salads for far too long.
So began the long process of recovery, its was a foodie bliss, breakfast lunch dinner and most importunely desert served straight to him 24/7. And it all tasted so good and rich finally he was seeing a price for all his hard work and it was in the from or food fit for kings. Anyways there was nothing else for Devon to do, he couldn’t leave the house in this state especially with the papz going crazy over him and his leg - he had even made the headlines for a good week all showing the prized footballer fallen form grace in crutches . He was asked for interviews and podcasts specials for weeks but he decided it was best to take this much needed time off and make the most of it. He had no obligations, he could spend all day catching up tv shows he had missed ,playing the backlog of video games and of course hot steamy sex with Ajay - who was more than happy to check charge with their handicapped partner. In fact Devon was enjoying laying back in bed and letting Ajay do all the hard work in fact he often helped himself to a wide assortment of snacks that was always in arm width not to mention the get well baskets that slowly dwindled in number. And speaking of food ,a massive plus to this new life was that he could finally eat with with no restraint - Not having to worry about training or meetings meant he could laze about all day and just pig out it was perfect, especially with Ajay by his side. And God did the pair of them eat, day in day out, it was the perfect activity as Devon stuffed his face, he felt so good, their always ate unit they couldn’t move and it wasn’t like Devon was doing much of that anyway - with his leg in the cast he would spend hours plopped down in areas of his massive townhouse. And as the months rolled passed he made sure to spend his money freely, buying Ajay all the designer clothes and jewellery he wanted, he loved to see Ajay try on all his new designer clothes and he loved it even more as he outgrew them right in front of his eye. Their chief was also basically free-reign, with Devon even moving them in to make sure their were never far he hadn’t eaten so good in years and he didn’t want it to stop . The biggest money eater of course was defiantly the food, all the finest foods and wines that money could buy was devoured day in and day out Devon and Ajay were properly eating better than royalty , especially with his dirty bulk excuse this was run so far into the ground he barley even thought about cutting back leaving him to ate with no abandonment.
After the months of never reigning in how much he was eating, his appetite explored, more pizzas more burgers more sides - more everything, chief even had to hire a side cook to keep up. Devon was being overtaken with hedonism the pleasure he got from food simply made him fro hunger for more, he was transforming form a man with a clean cut diet to one who was controlled by the gut and it was showing. Over the months it wasn’t only his appetite that grew up, his small starter gut ballooned into a a round bulging gut that demanded to be fed, and all that food it demanded was spreading itself all over his body, all over he was fattened up bulging out, his pecs puffed up into two rounded sagging lumps of fat, his once muscular arms plumped up and were now starting to squeeze outwards due to the massive amount go fat packed onto his torso. And to compensate for this massive rotund gut his thighs swelled up to match - Devon had long forgotten about pants and had resorted to lazing naked nowadays allowing his thighs to fill out as much as possible, with his once muscular butt taken the worst of it, once firm and square it was plumped up and filled with fat expanding out in all direction , and form lazing about all day the muscles he worked so hard at the gym, slowly faded away and were buried in fat all over Devon was undoubtedly fat. And the worst culprit was surely he was once gorgeous face, all that food of course fattened his face, his cheeks had rounded out and now merged with the band of fat that was nestled under is chin, given him a rounded out face that matched his rounded out body. His killer good looks remained but they were fighting a losing battle with the fat
Devon’s and Ajay’s months of bliss was soon coming to the end as after a good 6 months the Doctor finally deemed it fit that Devon was free of hi caste
“Now Devon, given your noticeably changes I’m sure moving about will be a lot harder and your leg will need to adapt to all the extra weight your putting on it’
“Oh all this’ Devon chuckled as he smaked his gut, even he was bit taken back with how soft it was,’Just a dirty bulk- it will come right off”
“Sure”, the doctor responded not sounding very confident’ Anyways I’ve signed you up with the best physio in town we will have back in uhm.. fighting shape any day
let me know on the comments how you want the story to go
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heich0e · 3 months
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i made my fav lazy girl kale salad today and when i tell u that this salad doesn't ever miss i MEAN THAT
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soobinies · 1 month
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the panic i felt when i couldn't find ur blog at first after being away for a few weeks and missing that u changed urls ... ILY <3
thank you kale! Yess i decided to go back bc yeonjun was killing me yet again
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Being Franks Daughter in Hawkins pt 13
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Gif Caption: Top Gif: The Avenger's from Marvel's the Avengers Bottom Gif: The classic Stranger things group from Netflix's Stranger Things.
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Reader: 18-19 | Female Reader
Characters Mentioned: Frank Castle (MCU), Stephen Strange (MCU), Hanniable King (MCU) Daimon Hellstrom (MCU), Morbius the living Vampire (MCU), Blade (MCU), Jennifer Kale (MCU), Steve Grant/Marc Spector (MCU), Johnny Blaze/ Ghost Rider (MCU), Brucer Banner/ Hulk (MCU), Matt Murdock (MCU), Tony Stark (MCU), Natasha Romanoff (MCU), Steve Roggers (MCU), Bucky Barnes (MCU), Loki Layfeyson (MCU), Thor Odinson (MCU), Vision (MCU) Eddie Brock/ Venom (MCU), Deadpool (MCU), Billy Russo (MCU), Steve Harrington (ST) Billy Hargrove (ST), Eddie Munson (ST), Max Mayfeild (ST), Joyce Byers (ST)
A/n: this more of eludes to relationships Y/n has had with other marvel character including almost all midnight sons, Moonknight's the only one that doesnt make a full appearance.
Warnings: Y/n's Past, past abuse, stress eating, Hellstrom being the biggest bitch alive,
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New York city
You're true home.
Though it didn't seem like that much anymore.
You Missed Hawkin's clean air and its tiny little single gas station
New York had gas stations on every corner it seemed like
With a grocery store down every street.
Though New York hsd good character from its immigrants, a new face and culture around every corner, Hawkins had a cozy feeling, it nice to see a familiar face everywhere you turned and though New York could have that same feeling you just had to know too many people.
"Nice to be home." Natasha spoke.
"Yeah." Y/n responded.
"I don't know. I kind of liked the Farm life." Yelena spoke, "No fancy cars and aliens every two mintues."
"Please. A relish in the fact if its just aliens." Steve told.
Y/n looked out the window, "Where's dad having you take me today"
"Tony asked for you."
"Oh great." Y/n spoke.
"For what?"
"You'll see."
"He's throwing you a party." Bucky spoke.
"Buck!" Steve complained.
"What!? She's not a partier!"
It was true.
So instead of just getting rest or simply dwelling on Hawkins
Tony Stark was throwing you a welcome back party
It was small supposedly
It was not small at all
Sure you were glad to see, every superhero Tony could possibly invite
But your just not into partying you never will be.
But its too late either way
What are you going to do? Jump out the moving car into oncoming traffic
Actually?
Natasha can stop you before you too
So your stuck at this party.
You must be Honest It was nice to see Matt and Peter again.
But then they all started coming, Hanniable, Dr.Strange,
Who The f u c k brought Eddie and Venom all the way from SF just to be here
And the Gardians.
Half them didnt really realize you at first.
"Y/n?"
"In the flesh." Y/n spoke raising her glass half full with shirley-temple.
"Wow would you look at you." He contuined on, "Your so fuckin old now."
"Yes. Thank you Wade." Y/n spoke, "Hallujeah."
You actually see Tony for the first time when you go outside to get air.
"Mr.Party thrower taking a break. Never see that every day." Y/n spoke hoping up on the ledge and taking a seat.
"I knew you would follow." He spoke, proud of himself like he had make some crazy plan to get her out here.
"What did you do Stark?"
"You had quiet the semester in Hawkins. You and your dad." Tony told.
"Yeah well." Y/n spoke taking a drink of her soda, "Chaos always did follow me."
"My point exactly." Tony added, "wouldn't you like to deal with that Chaos. Legally."
"Okay you want something." Y/n told, "what is it."
Tony was silent, drinking his scotch in hand, great he had to drink befofe he told spilt the beans.
Y/n got up off the ledge, drink still sitting on the ledge.
He finished his drink.
"We need another Avenger-"
"Tony!"
"Y/n! Come on kid! Its the highest honor!-"
Y/n rolled her eyes, throwing her arm out to her sides in anger, hitting her glass off the ledge.
Shit.
The two looked over the edge, "Sorry!" She shouted hearing a car alarm go off soon after.
"A plus is I pay for shit like that." Tony defended.
"Im not becoming an avenger."
"Come on!"
He followed her from the porch, "come on! Give me a good reason why-"
"I've already kicked your ass once. Don't make me kick it again." Y/n argued, "thanks for the party."
You were quick to go back to the party in hopes of retreiving your bag and walking you way to Hell's Kitchen or even catch a train
Could you catch a train back to Hawkins?
Wouldnt be a bad idea
"If it isnt Y/n damn Castiglione- Castle- Russo?"
The voice stops her in the halls, "Whattya doin here Hellstrom?"
"Heard someone ran in with the devil."
"You heard Wrong."
He chuckled, "Well then. I came here to drink my soul in your name. Take a bottle."
A bottle of beer was shoved into her hand, "To hell!" He cheered pulling her along
Though you didnt drink what was in the bottle you were pushed into a crowd, forced to conversate.
Fuckin Hellstrom you swear
Luckily you ended up just standing near Vision near an open door to the balcony.
You guys made small talk here and there but nothing huge
Neither of you two are big talkers when it comes to small talk.
You also learned that Bottle Hellstrom shoved into your hands was actually a old fashion root beer, it was just soda.
Warm soda...ew.
So you went to get a different one
And the exits right there.
And you manage to waltz right out of the main room to go get your bag to go somewhere anyone but a party.
So with quick feet you make it out the tower going down on its various elevators.
Just to get caughtn by Bruce Banner- well Hulk technically.
"Sneaking away now are we?"
"God. Damn it." Y/n complained, "Please! Please don't make me go back! PLEASE!"
"Okay! Okay!" Bruce laughed, "You've convinced me."
"Oh thank god." Y/n sighed.
"Pizza or Chinese?" Bruce asked.
"What about that place that does a little bit of everything?" Y/n questioned
"Ooh! I like that place."
So. Instead of a party you, and the Hulk went to some tiny whole in the wall place, its once entrence down an Alley way.
Banner's tall and large form barely could squeeze through the door and into the small place with tacky decorations hanging from the ceiling hitting his head
There you both are sitting with bowls of ramen and a full pizza between you two.
"Okay Okay. So this. Kid. Opened a portal to another dimension and its easy to access?" Hulk asked, Y/n eating an absurbed amount noodles at once.
"So!-" Y/n spoke but stopped, chewing her food and swallowing, "Basically, the call it the Upside down...they basically broke the Acrobat Theroy."
"The Acrobat Theroy?" He asked, "What the hell is the Acrobat Theroy."
"Its similar to the String Theroy." Y/n replied.
"The existance of atleast 10 diffrent dimensions and they combined and unification of the energy they produce." Banner told, "We could go back and forth within time if mindkind was able to conquer said dimensions."
"Right." Y/n told, breaking the egg that sat in her broth, take in another chopstick full.
"Okay. So your telling. This Eleven year old-"
"No. No" y/n told, "Eleven is her name."
"Okay. So this girl. Eleven." Bruce told, "Created enough energy, to rip a black hole within time and space."
Y/n nodded, "and Had enough power to close it too."
"And you had no idea to call me." Bruce spoke in defense.
"I got busy." Y/n spoke in defense.
"Right Right. The flower head dogs."
"Demodogs."
"Is that like. A compound or-"
"Mhm!" Y/n hummed with a smile, "You'd love Dustin! You both and your compound shit."
So you two spent the night eating foods that shouldn't go together
Your salt intake is probally insane that night
Between Ramen, and Pizza. And a churro stand you guys found walkin around.
Okay you can't lie your stress eating.
You dont understand why, you're home, you're gonna be back in action, why be stressed? This is what you wanted orginally.
You're lucky you and Bruce are able to catch a midnight train
More of like a 2 am train
You two just talking
He understands what its like to get what you want just to realize you dont know what you want
He ends up taking you back to the Avengers Complex where the party is still goin on.
You suppose you have to crash there, everyone's been drinking.
"Y/n!?" Thor asked, he hadn't seen her the first round about.
"Hey Thor-"
"Move." Loki spoke dragging her along, "We both have much to talk about."
Loki drags you away to safety on a balcony.
"So. Hows my little red head shit disturber?" Loki asked, "Max!"
"Max Mayfeild?" Y/n questioned.
"Well yes." Loki spoke, "She is the only red head there I stole quaters with."
"You Loki Layfeyson king of the Frost Giants-"
"Ah. Ah ah. God." Loki corrected.
"Point is." Y/n commented, "You care? About someone besides yourself?"
"Haha." Loki mocked.
Y/n leaned back in the chair, letting her feet rest on the edge of the balcony.
"She's good." Y/n spoke, "Shes good yeah."
"You're goin back soon Im assuming." Loki spoke, "I am hoping to accompany you, after all the winter months are upon us."
Y/n was silent, drinking her drink.
"You're not going back?" Loki questioned, "are you?"
"My dad sent me away here for training I don't know how long it'll take." Y/n answered, "Seeming Im at a party right now. It seems like a while."
You and Loki fall asleep on the loveseat on the porch, talking back and forth
You do alot of talking.
You wake up the next day and your in a bed.
WHO TF PUT YOU IN A BED.
You dont recongize this place at first
"Well. Guess we should get this shit show started then?"
"Ah. Dr.Douche. its just you." Y/n sighed Stephen leaning against the door fram with two mugs in hand.
"Slightly hurtful but I'll allow it." Stephen spoke walking in the room sitting next to her on the bed, "After all. Im gonna hurt you alot more than you'll ever hurt me."
Y/n raised a brow taking the mug, "what?"
"You're training?" Stephen responded.
"Already? Does that mean I get to be done quicker?"
"Theoretically." He spoke, "Though. We have choosen to join train you-"
"We?" Y/n asked.
"There she is!"
"Ah shit its Hellstrom." Y/n complained.
"He's here to break you." Strange spoke.
"Im sorry-" y/n defended.
"Part of his training."
"Now. Shall we take a trip to hell?" Hellstrom smiled
"Breakfast first?" Y/n asked, "Please?"
"I control a part of hell. Im not evil."
So why you're about to take a walk to Hell, Hawkins was. Well Hawkins
Munson often was seen by your locker, it now empty and free to open and close as pleased due to the lock no locker being there.
Though you called him a Freak, it was in all good fun, he liked it. Like receiving a nickname.
You were actually one of the few nice to him.
When Eddie wasnt there Billy was often there.
Yeah his locker was right besides Y/n's at one point but he cant help but expect some snarky commented to come from the closed locker door.
"Awe. Missed me Hargrove?"
Thats what he expected, snarky and full of confidence.
And the kids were the same way, often wanting to call you at the end of there days, to ask who you defeated. Who you teamed up with.
A cork board being set up in the AV room often peices of newspaper clipps focused around articles they thought assumed to you or any art someone had done in the paper that looked like you
Steve took it hard. He took it real hard.
Dating just didnt seem important anyone.
Wanting a lady on his arm seemed...unimportant
He rather be carried bridal style in your arms out of class at any given day.
Nancy had gotten closer to him, but played too much, after all she did and said, she was still kissing on Jonathan
So it just pushed Steve's buttons more.
Then there was Frank.
Frank Castle. The big bad Punisher
Had sunken into work, it was easier to be distracted than dwell
But within doing so. Not facing a heart breaking decision, he left everyone behind, locked the door to your room and threw away the key.
Bringing you home is what he wanted most. And he knew if he just faltered the slightest, he would cave and you'd come running home.
Like litterally you'd run home, barefoot if you had too
So. No contact with you was best
But in response to those surpressed Emotions: Joyce was unfortunately sandwiched between
And arguements started, multiple, but just because Frank was the Punisher didnt mean she was leaving him alone.
During one of these said Arguments at his place, the phone rang, and Joyce answered it despite being told not to.
It was you, you sounded exhausted, tired, desperate to even talk to him, but before Joyce could say anything Frank just grabbed the phone not with anger, not snatching it out of her hand, but softly grabbing it and hanging it up
That explained alot to Joyce.
Meanwhile Y/n's litterally suffering during this training.
Sure combat was combat fighting came easy to her.
But it was the mental training.
The litteral mental torture while she tried not to break.
"Let me out."
Hellstrom sat in a chair, across from hers the chair backs touching each other. Both sat in said chairs facing one another.
"Let me out."
"I'll let you out when you face this-"
"Fuck you!" Y/n shouted.
Shouts and glass breaking could be heard from the other room. Her younger self shouting for her brother. Who Y/n knew had been knocked unconscious.
"I can't fuckin' train you if you don't break!" Hellstrom shouted back.
"Break?!" Y/n asked getting up, he following suit, "You want me to break!? Well it aint happenin! I've survied this! I conquered this! I won! So let me go. Now."
She pushed past him, he grabbing her by the bicep but she turned around quickly grabbing the half empty bottle on the table, pulling away from him.
"Hit me again. And I'll drop it." She threatened.
"I didn't hit you." Hellstrom defended himself.
Y/n looked at the bottle in hand, "I didn't-"
"Didn't what?" He asked, "Direct that towards me?"
Y/n set the bottle on the table, "I'm leaving. Be you like it or not."
Hellstrom watched her walk away, "so you dont want to the bottle of alcholol to go with that?"
"Fuck you Daimon!" Y/n argued walking towards the door seeing the Sanctum hallway infront of her, "thank you for not putting me in hells hallway."
"Yeah of course." He sighed, opening the bottle she once threatened to break, "Ask Strange to portal me some ice would you?"
Y/n walked out the room, closing it behind her with a slam. A pentagram branding the door almost as a in use bathroom sign.
You walked you way past Strange, who was telling you what needed to be done in training.
"Im leaving." Y/n told him walking into her room packing her bag.
"And where are you going to go-"
"Anywhere. But here." Y/n told, "Fuck your midnight sons, fuck magic and Fuck You."
"What good is doing you running away?" Stephen argued.
"Gets me away from New York. Im going to Hawkins-"
"You're not ready-"
"Im ready when I say Im ready." Y/n told turning to him, "Im ready."
"Very well." Stephen spoke, "go stay with Blaze for the rest of the day. I'll take you home tommrow."
Y/n grabbed her things, quickly packing her things.
Johnny Blaze was at the sanctum within the hour.
Thank god for him
He was quiet, and was a good listener while he usually worked on his bike
So you were more than glad when he picked you up on his bike
Just to take you back to his place where you both sat in a garage, he fixing up his bike, he never did stop working on.
"You can sleep wherever." He explained, "My bed is free."
Y/n sat on the futon, Johnny getting back to his bike.
"There's some pizza rolls in the freezer if ya want them."
"Thanks." Y/n spoke getting up.
"Get me a beer while your at it please.'
So you made pizza rolls and grabbed a beer and a old fashion creme soda.
Bringing it over he thanked you, and asked for a wrench on the table
Johnny Blaze was a quiet character compared to other midnight sons and despite his appearance when litterally a burning skull that worked with Hell flames he was a decent dude that liked the silence and working on his bike.
Often the listener of you retelling yours and Frank arguements
So he was quick to pick up that you were angry when he even picked you up
"So where did you and Frank hide out?" Johnny asked.
"Hawkins, Indiana." Y/n responded, handing him the beer he taking one of the pizza rolls from her plate as well, she taking the initiative to simply sit next to him.
"How was it?" He asked, holding a bolt between his lips, "Nothin like the city eh?"
"Yeah..." y/n spoke, "nothin like the city."
"That a good thing? Or a bad thing?"
"Im not sure..." y/n responded.
"What's so great about Hawkins then?"
Y/n laid back, knees up, plate on her stomach.
"You'd love it. Road. The road it just. Goes on. And on." Y/n told him, "and its just dead set in the middle of no where with trees beyond what you'd assume is the horzion. And a Quarry. Oh it's a beatiful sight..."
Johnny listened intently. Her drag off seemed...off, like there was suppose to a 'but,' and a long slew of bad things about Hawkins.
"But?" Johnny asked.
"But what?" Y/n questioned.
"But nothing?" He probed, "Nothing. Bad."
Y/n sat in thought, he looking down at her, "There's this. Guy."
"There it is..." he mummbled going back to work on his motorcycle, "Does this Guy, have a name?"
"Steve. Harrington." Y/n told, "he's. Something else...he's...sweet...like the color blue..."
She chuckled, "he's one hell of a baby sitter for sure."
"And whats this guy look like?"
Y/n thought, "he's got these beatiful brown eyes there dark usually, yet when they glass over they lighten, it's really a sadness in beauty thing, cheesey crap."
Y/n popped a pizza roll in her mouth, "Well don't worry. You're goin back tommrow, enjoy love while you can. You can't protect it once its gone."
Y/n was silent and probbed over Johnny's words, she looked up at the ceiling. He made a good point. She wanted to protect Steve.
"You've lost." Y/n explained sitting up, "before."
"Lost?" Johnny asked.
"Lost. Battles. Fights ya know....people." y/n told.
"Yeah... I have." He answered, "At the end of the day it's yourself that holds you back."
Y/n hummed in response.
The next day come, you knocking on the door to the Sanctum.
Stephen's surpised you came back on your own to get portaled back home
But you tell him you're staying, and just want to finish this training as quick as you can.
That includes Hellstrom's training in your own little hell
From that point on, you've vanished from Hawkins
No more Letters to the kids, Billy or Steve
Postcards are rare and so are newspaper clippings
Calls stop all together, especially to Frank
He catches himself staring at the phone sometimes thinking your going to call
But you dont
You want to get back to Hawkin's as soon as you can
And the only way to do that is to do this training.
7 days a week almost 24 hours a day you're busy.
Except for sleeping, they do make you sleep
You were busy just with mental training with Hellstrom and Strange
Until you started opening portals.
There not strong yet, but good enough for now
And because you can portal yourself places Training with the other midnight sons become a weekly thing.
Luckily trainning often happens in pairs or in a group
Especially the vampire group: Hanniable, Blade amd Morbius often come at you in one on three in combat training.
Sure you can handle one, maybe two. But by youself your getting floored every three seconds.
By the time you could actually dodge and actually fight the three at once it's nearing spring
And with constant training, you're able to fight, take down each one
You thought yes! You did it you were fucking done!
Here comes Jennifer Kale.
"NOO!"
"THATS RIGHT BITCH IM BACK!" Kale cheered.
"I thought I was done!" Y/n complained, covered in bandages and bruises, "I thought this was the last one!"
"Come on. Sure they could train you but lets be honest." She spoke, "you need a woman to train you."
"And thats suppose to mean what?" Morbius argued.
"Well with that response it means I ticked you off." She spoke with a smirk, "Just like I wanted. Plus I mean look at her."
"I think im fine-"
"Sweetie you're covered in bandages with baggy chlothes and Blades old vest." She told, "You could use lady time."
So there she was dragging you away, you mouthing "help me" to the men who stood there
They did nothing
And you're off to do some "girl time"
Which is litterally go and eat with somewhere
"So hows it go?"
"Im tired." Y/n explained.
"Well you are trying to squeeze every Midnight Son training you before Summer starts."
"I'd like to be with my dad for my birthday." Y/n explained, "since I didn't get christmas with him."
She smiled, "So. What do you want from me? You know training wise? Johnny's letting you build a hell on wheels bike, I know You've beat Marcs ass before. The Vampire gang is beatin the shit out of you and you them, Strange and Hellstrom got the mind part. What do you want from me?"
"How-"
"Magic." Jennifer told.
"Right.." Y/n mumbled eating some of her food.
"Yet you're still bothered." She explained, "What is it?"
"I've done the training. I've cut everyone off to focus on it. I beat the trio more than once. I can open portals and read every book in the libary. I've watched and accepted what Hellstrom's put infront of me. My own past, what I thought I conquered," Y/n explained, "So why am I still struggling."
"Well. Hellstrom is essentially using magic on you." She explained, "Magic gets deep inside you."
"But I don't get it. Hellstrom has been using his damn devil door the whole time. It's the same thing! Over and Over! It's the same damn day every damn time. Im there. In. In that room Billy and I-"
"Billy?" Jennifer asked, "You're brother? Billy Russo?"
"Yeah." Y/n explained.
"Ever think it's Billy in your way instead of yourself?" Jennifer infromed.
"No..he left....that same day. I watch him walk out that door 24/7 when Im in that damn hell hole." Y/n defended.
"You ever follow him out the door?"
"What?" Y/n asked, "no. Why would I? It's just generic hell beyond that point."
"Hellstrom's got a way with his doors." Jennifer informed, "He's arrgoant and an ass. Won't give you advice, rather you scream and shout at him. Till you cry. He's brutal. Try the door trick- Hey are you gonna eat your peice of cheesecake?"
"No here take it."
"Oh. Love the leather jacket by the way. Never liked brown to much myself."
"Yeah. Thanks."
So while you guys ate you talked about other things.
Nothing too big
She's said she teaching you in blocking magic and it's spells rather than teach you magic itself
So that training starts as soon as tommrow.
But what She had said about following your brother throughout what Hellstrom had set you in was something that plauged the back of your mind.
So you sit back at that crummy table, filled with alcholol and old mugs.
Hellstrom's smoking at the table reading a paper.
You got up, walking out the room the area familiar to you from the past. Its easy to follow the shouting, but before your even in the room, a young Billy Russo is rushing past you to leave.
Following him, he opens the front door despite the screaming and shouting in the background.
His steps are quick and almost hard to follow, you tripping over the tipped over hallway table.
He closed the door with a slam before you could get to him, you rushed to open the door after him hoping nothing had changed.
Yet when you open it and stumble out it the door closing on its own behind you and your left in a New York Alleyway.
Going to turn around to go back the door was gone
"Wait! Wait! Hellstorm! I don't have my sling ring! Hellstorm! Hello!?" Y/n called, unknown if she qas in a diffrent section of hell or in the real world.
She walked out of the alleyway. If this was hell or a diffrent part, Wow. The devil has been busy rendering and mapping out New York.
Y/n looked around, its night outside, and there's a bar across the street it' open and mildly busy.
Checking her pockets she had some cash on her. She walked across the street, jay walking like it was no ones bussniess. Walking inside she went to the bar.
"Can I help you kid?"
"Yeah. You sell food?'
"Yeah."
"Cool I'll have the cheapest thing on the menu." Y/n explained, "and change for the phone booth."
He took the money from her, she taking a seat next to a man in black.
"Hey Billy..."
"Hey..."
Y/n was quiet, "How'd you know?"
"I. Its a hunch." Y/n spoke softly, "We're siblings arent we?"
He took a drink of his beer, "If you found me this easy. Frank must he with you."
"No." Y/n responded, "Just me..."
"Ricardo." Billy spoke up catching the bartenders attention, "Get her a rootbeer float would you?"
"Yeah."
"Thanks." Y/n spoke with a smile, the man walking off to go make the drink with a nod.
It was silent for a moment, Y/n looking at the wooden bar.
"So. What have you been doing?" Billy asked, Y/n shurggung.
"Just the usual..." Y/n answered, "Im in highschool now...was."
"Wow." He spoke, "didnt work out for you?"
Y/n shrugged, "I..it was really...I really liked it."
A smile fell onto her face, "I really loved it."
"Where were you going then? To school?"
"I..can't..."
"Yeah." He spoke, Y/n slidding him the untouched root beer.
"Right. Sorry..."
Y/n thanked the man who set a bowl of chips and a rootbeer float infront of her, along with change.
"I wish I could...I shouldn't even be talking to you-"
"You could come with me any time. You know that." Billy quickly intruppted, wanting nothing more than to be with his sister once again.
"I...I know." Y/n responded, "Billy. I. Can't trust you no more. Not like I use too."
"I know. Me and Frank-"
"No. Its. You. Just you." Y/n responded, "You left me at Walsah's-"
"Don't say his name."
Y/n was silent, "Alright. You left me there. And I went back. And I killed him."
"It was you..."
"It was me." Y/n responded, "I did that because I love you. Because I thought that would make us close again. Maybe you'd come running. But you didnt. You ran. Again. But this time. You ran from me-"
"Me? You ghosted me. I'm your brother-"
"Is it bad that I needed time for myself?" Y/n responded, "I spent all my life, trying to grow up so when you see me again you'd be proud of me. But you werent coming back- you never did. So I killed Arthur Walsh and I did that for you. You Billy. And despite what you did. To me. To Frank. I still love you. You're my brother. But I betray the people who love me and have my back, just so I could be selfish and see you. So. Russo...next time I see you. Be ready for a fight."
Billy was shaking with anger, and tears glossed over both of there eyes. A final goobye.
Y/n got up, thanking the bar tender and walking away from Billy and out the door.
"Well I'll be damned." Daimon spoke up leaning against the glass, "Someone finally broke. Welcome to the Midnight Sons."
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appsa · 1 year
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um you don't have to answer, but what about Mindy Kaling do you not like?? I'm Indian myself and i watched a little of her show and something about her just felt Not Good but i couldn't figure it out? if you could put that to words that'd be cool if not, have a good day!
Well uh. I just wanna preface this saying i dont know anything abt mindy kaling. I never watched the office or whatever sitcom she came in first and like i only found out she existed like a yr or two ago when i watched some show she produced. Just going off vibes here alone but yeah i agree the vibes in her shows are just Bad. Theyre all about like... a brown girl being surrounded by hot white men who all want her, and all the other female characters around her come off as shallow and unimportant in comparison to her so they will never be competition for her in that regard. Which sounds like yeah whatever its just trashy television.
But like i feel the grossness of that attitude in her shows rly comes thru when she depicts other indians, especially other indian women. She immediately sets them up as a rival or whatever and its honestly a little embarrassing to watch. Her internalized racism comes thru so aggressively and lol idk if its because ive been around w a Certain Kind of diaspora indians and dealt w their bullshit before but i have zero sympathy anymore for the heartbreaking dilemma of indian americans who have so much internalized racism that they hate their relatives who visit from india and give them second hand embarrassment by being "too indian" and "too perfect" with family stuff in comparison to them. I simply do not care for the self hate that poor indian americans feel around us.
More on how she depicts indians, her right wing sympathies especially visible in never have i ever, but it gets brushed off because ppl outside india will miss it because its not as obvious if ur not in tune w indian politics. Theres so many little things like the main character being completely ignorant of knowing that most of indias population eating nonveg food (showing that shes only picturing uppercaste indians when she thinks of india), the immigrant sister being told that she'd be treated as an outcast in the community if she married someone who her parents didn't pick for her (basically she'd be miserable and never find community again if she doesnt marry a guy of the same caste same religion etc), and then her actually abandoning the guy she liked for the guy her parents chose for her, and the literal shout out to modi the main chatacter's mom does like. U get it. It paints a picture. And the show still gets praised for being progressive because it has a "diverse cast".
Honestly its not even surprising to me that it came out that her brother racefaked to get into college (or whatever he did. I never looked up the details and im not interested to either). Right wingers in india have been attacking affirmative action in india (reservation for depressed classes in institutions) for literal decades because they are losing seats they feel theyre entitled to, but they have no problem going abroad and using 'diversity' to their advantage. Idk if i put it in words right but thats the vibe.
Pls do not rb btw i dont want to start shit
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eartheats · 1 year
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[@champ-inthemaking] 7 13 20 21
7. whos yr best friend n how much money would it take for u to stab em (knife is complementary)
oh gosh...i mean, not counting all of the people on rotomblr (you could not pay me enough to stab caoimhe or miss bryony or any others!!), k?? madi's pretty close up there too but k and i used to get in trouble all the time together, and we kinda curse each other and owe each other a bit...
but probably?? 20,000 a day for life?? k would understand i think, but i'd probably have to share it for his hospital bills. which like, worth it??
13. most tempting forbidden food (revives soap pods lava that kinda thing)
honestly. there are so many things out there, but shout-out to the ability capsule?? i kind of wanna chew on one and see what happens. k said if i ever do that he needs to be there to record it tho
20. rank all the times u almost died from coolest to least cool
5. the recent mountain trip that i tripped and fell and nearly got frostbite from. 0/10 do not recommend 4. there was this kale tequila i bought that i drank and i heard someone say "pretty sure if you drank more of that you'd be dead" and i couldn't tell how serious they were??? anyway 1.5/10, the headache i got from it after was splitting and if i'm gonna die, i at least want it to be fun and fulla hubris!! 3. so i almost drowned once playing in cinnabar??? there's this weird water that's like, really close to the island and my parents told me no swimming, but lil me was like "but what if...swimming". anyway lulu had to fish me out but i saw some weird shit!! like these ultra weird staticy pokemon?? for that alone, 3/10. 2. so i don't know how close i came to dying but shout-out to the time lulu and i were playing in that old abandoned mansion and a buncha raticate decided they wanted to take a bite and lulu was like "uh, heck no!!". lulu just picked me up and i felt like i was flyin' for a while!! solid 7/10. 1. so one time i actually decided that i wanted to go to vermillion instead of our normal cinnabar trip?? just to kinda check it out. anyway the boat started movin' again and i decided to try and leap out from the top of the boat to try and get onto the vermillion dock but fell in the water and kept trying to swim. it took a while, a couple sailors had their water types bring me up and help me and i'm pretty sure the sailors were worried because i couldn't swim, but shortly after i just went and ran off into the city before bumpin' into this guy in green?? he stopped me, the sailors caught up and he and the sailors talked for a bit and the guy laughed and said something about me being pretty gutsy, bringing out a magnezone, which was the coolest thing i'd seen like, ever, and it helped plop me back on the boat!! my parents weren't too pleased, but man. i hope that guy's still around, he seemed cool and i wanna meet him again!! 9.5/10
21. bare minimum act of dipshittery that would provoke u to fistfight a stranger in a shopping mall
neil. i work in retail. i wanna do this on the daily.
but an~y~way, the second i see someone liter in a shopping mall or leave behind an awful or just easily clean-up-able mess?? it's on sight. cleaning workers are the backbone of all of our lives and i hate hate HAAAATE watching people act like "oh it's their job to clean it up! we don't have to care how messy we're being!!" TAUROS SHIT. CLEAN YOUR MESS UP OR I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY FUTURE SICK CRUTCHES
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paulinevuong · 1 year
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maybe a food diary for today would be fun
9am i woke up and had bplate breakfast ft kd!!! i got oatmeal with brown sugar and cinnamon, a pita chicken egg stack, banana wheat waffle, and yogurt w mangoes blueberries and pb! with a nice cup of oolong tea :) also took a banana for da road and it was perfect! overall 7/10
11am i got a tall matcha latte extra matcha w soy and a hot americano at anderson! 5/10 but the vibes were 8/10
5pm by the end of the day i was missing my roomies so much bro i love them dearly 😥 so we jim and then bplate again! had the chipotle chicken bowl, shrimp, kale, rice, and seafood soup! 7.5/10
7pm got back to the dorm togetha and fed my roomies really really sweet and juicy korean pears and it was awesome 10/10
10pm late night snack: i had some super sour blackberries but to remedy that i ate A SUPER SWEET GRAPE with every 2 blackberries and i thought it was funny that it worked but i didn’t wanna waste the blackberries so 2:1 i did. homie gma rly did pick the best grapes out there for me. i feel loved!
12am late late treat: dipnmix ft selene and powell cat!
i realized no one prob cares abt what i ate but i always love what other ppl eat in a day. sorry if this bored u! here are colors to make up for it
honorary mention bc they made it onto elisa’s christmas wishlist: turtle chips
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freakurodani · 11 months
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top five foods/flavours?
ahhhhh now this is very very hard oough!! but thank u so much for the ask!!!
1. Im in a vinegar era rn, i love like the richness that acid can add to a dish like ill do a 1(a) for my Beef Stew which is a modified Old Fashioned beef stew recipe i have where i up how much red wine vinegar i use and i also add balsamic vinegar of Modena, that shit?? decadent, slaps, divine, i live to make my stew for ppl
2. My dad's rice and beans specifically. He just has the best ones! he learned how to make it in Puerto Rico when he lived there and i grew up eating it and ahhh i miss it, i need to visit him so he can make me some or have him share a recipe (even though he probably makes it slightly different every time) haha
3. a nice grilled salmon, its just,, im lucky to have sea food readily available to me bc of where i live and there is a correct way to grill a salmon and if you pair that with a cucumber and kale salad? or maybe green beans ooooooooh bro i promise it can be life changing
4. beef stroganoff, another comfort dish my dad would make when i was growing up, i think traditionally a stroganoff is made with rice, but my dad would use twisty noodles for it? oh man im feeling so nostalgic rn
5. spaghetti, its one of my go tos for an easy meal, i personally like to spice it up (literally) bc i think traditional marinara sauce (from a can or jar, anyway) is too sweet so i tend to throw like chili flakes or vinegar (or both ausbjahw) into my sauce and i just think it elevates it
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kopawz · 1 year
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Who's your favorite Vandelay boss?
oh buddy u unlocked a fun infodump with this ask
on a basis of "who's the most fun to fight?"... that title belongs to my friend miss REKKA!!! contrary to common opinion i actually like having to dodge around her electrified attacks, dodge dangerous pipe explosions, and- she's the only one who utilizes magnet hooks in her fight! she has a lot going ON, which is GOOD!!! and her personality is so fun, if i hated myself, i'd work in production just to be near her! rekka's apple juice for life, baby! that, and i wish we got more time to see her in action- she was somehow, like, one of the most competent bosses in vandelay, aside from korsica, honestly.
on a basis of "who do i actually like the most?" i think kale is so pathetic, it's funny. you have this grown ass man whose weapon of choice is an energy sword, he completely got rid of his body beneath the collarbone to replace it with cool weaponry and explosives, i bet he doesn't even have a dong anymore because he deemed it "unnecessary" with the complete lack of action he was already getting from how he behaves. nobody gives a shit that he exploded, because he just SUCKS so, so bad! and his boss-battle is such a whimper, which is a shame gameplay wise- but for his character it makes sense. dude just tried too hard to not be a loser, and wound up being the biggest one of them all. rotating this stupid man in my mind.
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beomgyus · 1 year
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kale where are u i miss u
i have come back to you my love loml 🥺🫶🏽
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