#katie's kinda...too good for chris?

[mcuamerica]

Hey Katie i hope your doing well. If you need some inspiration love,

Could you maybe do this of course only if your comfortable with it.

Chris x reader

Reader hasn’t ever had a good family relationship so when she get accustomed to what the Evans family, so she still sometimes has moments where she gets overwhelmed with all of the family love and it’s hard to explain to Chris and them that it’s never really been like that and it’s just comfort because Chris makes it his mission to make her feel comfortable even when it gets a bit overwhelming so he has a box of safe comfort stuff at his ma’s for when it happens and it saves her from a massive panic/ anxiety attack even though it still kinda happens but not as bad as it could’ve been :)

If this all makes sense :)

Pairing: Chris Evans x BestFriend!Reader

A/N: This is paired with another request from you as well. Hope you enjoy and thanks for waiting!

Warnings: Mentions of past trauma, slight anxiety/panic attack

Other request: could I just request a comfort fic with Chris they basically go on a day out kayaking and they have fun and everything but on the way home reader becomes really distant and spaced out but didn’t tell Chris why she’s feeling like this but it’s because of an accident a couple of years ago, so he just comforts her though a panic attack from this and it’s just fluff. And just chris being the best bestfriend he can be 💖💖

You were in a twin kayak with Chris, behind him as you both kayaked around the small lake. Scott and his boyfriend were ahead of you two, laughing at something one of them said. 

“You doing alright back there, (Y/N)?” He asked and you hummed. 

“Yeah, it’s peaceful out today. I’m really loving it.” You said as you leaned slightly to the side, eyes widening when the kayak tipped towards the water more than you expected. You had a small flashback back to when you were in a boat a few years ago and it capsized. You were able to get out but it didn’t mean that you were over that experience. 

You took a small breath and smiled when Chris looked back at you. “You okay?” He asked and you nodded silently. 

“Maybe we can head back? We’ve been out here for a while.” You said and gripped the paddle tighter in your hands. He nodded and called out to Scott and Steve, getting their attention so they would know to head back in. 

The next few hours you spent with Chris and his family at Lisa’s house. Ever since earlier you were a little shaken up, and the constant love and attention from the Evans family was not comforting. You weren’t used to all the affection, so you tried to stay away from everyone and calm yourself down. 

Once everyone started to ask about the trip to the lake today, you got a little overwhelmed so you excused yourself, retreating up to what used to be Chris’s bedroom. 

Chris then excused himself and followed you upstairs, seeing that you were cuddled up with one of the blankets Lisa had in the room. “Hey, (Y/N), everything okay? You’ve been quiet ever since the lake.” He said. 

You tried to give a small shrug, but your shoulders shook as you tried to calm yourself. “I-I’m just really anxious right now. I needed space.” You said and held your knees closer to your chest. 

“Oh.. Oh, were they being too much again?” He asked and rose his eyebrows. 

You nodded slowly and then buried your head in your knees. 

“Aww… (Y/N), I’m sorry. Here, I got you something.” He said and turned to the closet, pulling out a basket with a cute stuffed animal, some snacks, water bottles, and a few other things that could calm you down. 

He sat down next to you and waited for you to look up, coaching you down from the rapid breathing. He then gave you the stuffed animal and a water bottle and let you look through the other things. “Did you get these things just for me?” You asked him to which he nodded in response. 

“Thank you, Chris. This is really sweet.” You said and leaned over, hugging him tightly. 

“Anything for my best friend.” He said as he hugged you back, kissing your head as you stayed in the embrace.

#chris evans #chris evans x reader #requested #katie writes #steve rogers

[kinderartifact4]

First post on my Magic AU! Someone was interested in it, so, before I start on answering that ask I thought I’d post the species I’ve assigned to the characters for now. Just the hosts, gen 1 cast, and Emma & Kitty for now. Quite a few of them don’t have additional info because I couldn’t think of anything significant.

Questions? Comments? Concerns?

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Chris & Chef- Humans

+Chris still hosts TD

+They’re both pretty much the exact same

+Chris is a little bit nicer though

Blaineley- Human

Don- Human

Josh- Human

Noah- Angel

+Burrowing Owl Wings

+Mage (very skilled in magic)

+Telekinetic

+Alias among humans during the war was “Thunderbird” (might change)

+Dated Cody after WT, but he broke it off due to religious backlash.

+He knows how to speak demon

Cody- Ajror Demon

+Blue Jay Wings

+Genetic magic, like all demons

+Deathly afraid of Driders, specifically the giant variety, so Phobia Factor definitely plays out differently for him

+He got the Cone of Shame during World Tour

+The whole “mauled by a bear” thing happens a bit differently; that bear was also fighting for it’s life, it was an equal opportunity mauling

+Tried so hard to court Noah during action and WT, but he didn’t do so well because he tried to be somewhat subtle this time around but Noah didn’t know what demon courting customs looked like so it flew right over his head.

+Cody was the one who kickstarted the revolution that lead to the war.

+His mother’s side of the family is Ajror nobility, so by default Cody is also nobility.

Emma & Kitty- Angels

+Magpie Wings

+Emma knows how to use a sword

+Kitty knows basic healing magic

+Emma and Jake’s break up played out differently in this AU

+To put it short, he was a specist prick who made it very clear he thought Emma looked better without her wings (for context, an Angel without their wings looks exactly like a human)

+Emma definitely still had her own flaws, but still

Eva- Satyr

Izzy- Halfbreed

+3/4 Demon, 1/4 Naga

+Tokë Demon(plant variety)

+Alias among humans during the war was “Wildfire”

+One thing she got from being part Naga is her sense of smell; she can track people kinda like a bloodhound

Heather- Drider

+Magical knowledge is limited to making herself look more human

+Glamour magic, if you will

+Wild-Born

+She basically domesticated herself

+Type of venom is non-lethal, aka paralyzing

+She HAD siblings when she was little

Alejandro- Human

+Doesn’t have magic during the show, but discovers he has a magic ability known as “leeching” during the war

Sierra- Human

Duncan- Neko

+Lives up to his species ‘thief’ stereotype

+Really good at what he does too

Gwen- Naga

+Wild-Born

+Still claustrophobic, which is ironic because wild nagas typically live in burrows

+Uses glamour magic to make herself look more human

Owen- Naga

+Not Wild-Born

+Uses glamour magic

Trent- Mer

+Siren subspecies

+Uses magic through singing, but can also channel it through instruments

Bridgette- Mer

Justin- Elf

Ezekiel- Harpy

+Nobody likes him that much because of how his species is viewed, Noah especially

+Tries too hard to show he’s nothing like how his kind is depicted

DJ- Human

Courtney- Human

Leshawna- Human

Geoff- Human

Harold- Human

+No magic, typical human

+However he knows a lot about the other species customs and cultures and such

Tyler- Satyr

Lindsay- Faun

Beth- Human

Katie- Demon or Mer

Sadie- Demon or Mer

(Sadie and Katie will be updated when I make up my mind, any help with that would be appreciated)

#tdi #total drama #total drama au #total drama island #td au #td chris #td chef #td blaineley #td don #td noah #td cody #tdrr emma #td kitty #td eva #td izzy #td heather #td alejandro #td sierra #td duncan #td gwen #td owen #td trent #td bridgette #td justin #td ezekiel #td dj #td harold #td tyler #td courtney #Magic ✨ AU

[gaytotaldrama]

after rewatching "i see london..." i realized i had reached peak levels of gw*ncan denial. as a result, here's what REALLY happened in the airplane bathroom (trust. i was there, peep my pfp).

also on my ao3

Gwen was super confused. Which wasn't anything new for someone who'd competed on Total Drama for three seasons, but this time, somehow, it wasn't Chris's fault. It wasn't because of man-eating sharks. It wasn't because they'd been stranded in Jamaica for what felt like forever. It wasn't even because Ezekiel was apparently some sort of freaky Gollum thing now.

It was because of a guy.

She hadn't had a romance on the show since everything with Trent had gone south - hadn't even dated anyone in the hiatus between seasons, not after how she'd been booted off in Action. Though she and Trent had eventually talked things out, the pain had still been very real. Gwen wasn't ready to have her heart broken a second time.

But then suddenly, news of Duncan and Courtney splitting, getting back together, and re-splitting was all over her feed. Heather made that stupid joke about Duncan being Gwen's boyfriend. Katie and Sadie kept pestering her for details that, frankly, didn't exist. And it seemed like it became all anyone ever wanted to ask Gwen about anymore.

The problem had been that everyone was right. She was into Duncan, however hard she tried to keep it a secret. When she'd realized they would be competing again together, she'd gotten butterflies in her stomach. She was single now, there was no one to get mad at her for moving on...

Except, of course, for Courtney. They'd started World Tour bickering together on the Pyramids, apparently bad enough that Duncan was willing to quit over it. Courtney had been furious, blaming Duncan for being a poor sport, blaming Gwen for the argument. Gwen had been too busy dealing with her own feelings over Duncan's departure to really pay her any mind. She assumed Courtney would probably use the whole thing as an excuse to hate Gwen forever.

But when she'd opened her eyes the next morning in first class, it was to see Courtney sitting across from her, smiling brightly.

And out of nowhere, they became thick as thieves. In two seasons of the show, they'd never been on the same team before - hell, they hadn't even been on the show at the same time during Action - but that had changed and Duncan wasn't there for Courtney to antagonize Gwen over and it was - it was - it was kinda fun. Courtney gave her stuff to soak her hand in (even if it was guano). Gwen took the fall for what had gone down in Newfoundland. They'd had an awesome time today running around London and talking morbid history - not to mention giving Heather a good stretch on the rack. Gwen never imagined she'd make friends with someone so uptight, but hey, that was probably part of why Duncan liked Courtney in the first place.

Ugh, but that was just the thing: Duncan. He was back now which meant everything was screwed again. He and Courtney could fight/make out all they wanted, opposing teams or no, and Gwen could stand awkwardly by and try not to be so obvious in her jealousy. She could only imagine the shit she was gonna get from Heather for it all.

The door to the confessional opened. 

"Hey!" Gwen exclaimed, jumping in surprise and turning toward the sound. "What do you think you're - "

Oh no, it was him. Looking straight at her. Then at the (evidently busted) bathroom lock. Then back at her, and Gwen's mouth was reaaaaaaaallllly dry.

"Sorry," Duncan said, not sounding sorry at all. He grinned. "You about done in here, Pasty? I've been off the show for a while now. Could really use the confession time."

"Uh - " she stammered - what to do, where to put her hands, where to look? "Yeah, sorry, I'll be right out of your hair - "

"Jesus," Duncan observed, indicating with a nod of his head. "What happened to your paw?"

He held it up to inspect it in the dim lighting, and Gwen's guts started flip-flopping.

"This is gonna sound stupid and crazy," she said. "But I have no idea."

Duncan hummed. "You should get that checked out," he said, and then it was quiet but he was still sort of holding her hand, and - 

Every time I ran from the cops, I thought of you.

Gwen kissed him. Just closed the gap and kissed him without even thinking about it. He tasted like greasy English chips with vinegar, and she suddenly wished the plane had never left London, that she was still there gallivanting around Whitechapel with Courtney, and they would - 

He pushed her away. Not violently. But not gently either.

It hit her all at once, what she'd just done. "Oh my God," she said, feeling her breath start to quicken and shake. "Oh my God, I'm so sorry, I thought - I thought - "

And she started to blubber like a little baby on international TV. Because obviously, things weren't already humiliating enough for her.

"Kaczmarek," Duncan said slowly - he hadn't called her by her surname since season one. "What the hell was that?"

"I don't know!" she gasped, grabbing huge tufts of her hair in her panic. "It - I don't know! I thought you missed me, I guess. Or something. Or - "

"I'm with Courtney," he said, the reminder making Gwen want to sob even harder. "I did miss you while I was gone. Because we're friends, Gwen. At least, I thought so."

"We are." She gulped heavily, trying to get a handle on herself. "Well, I hope we still can be." Running her sleeve across her streaming nose, she added, shame-faced, "I'm so sorry, Duncan. Seriously. I don't know what the hell is wrong with me, things were fine until you came back. Courtney and I were getting along so well." She hiccuped, eyes brimming over with a fresh bout of tears. "And now you're here again. And I'm so confused."

"It's ok to be confused," he told her, reminding Gwen of just how soft the bad boy really was on the inside. "Emotions are fucked. It happens."

Gwen shook her head. "But I shouldn't have let it rope you in. Especially not like that." She groaned, feeling yet another lump rise in her throat. "Courtney is going to kill me."

"Maybe." When she looked at Duncan, he merely shrugged. "Maybe not. Sometimes, you just can't tell with that girl. She can be all over the place." A dopey grin began to spread across his face, and his eyes got all moony. "She's awesome."

Gwen hid her face in her hands. "I'm such an idiot."

"Pasty, let me ask you something."

She gave a noncommittal grunt from inside the cage of her fingers. Go ahead.

"Did you like kissing me?"

Overcome by another tidal wave of humiliation, Gwen felt her ears burn. "I - I thought it was something I wanted..."

"Right," he confirmed. "But did you like it?"

"I..." She swallowed. "I don't know..."

"Sounds promising," Duncan joked, because he was an asshole - just not as much of an asshole as Gwen, apparently. "What, were you thinking of something really disgusting? Owen's butt? Chef's camp food?" He mimed gagging. "Naked Heather?"

It was enough to make Gwen crack a very weak smile. She slugged him in the chest half-heartedly, and said, without hesitation, "Actually, I was thinking about - "

But she stopped mid-sentence. Cold, horrible awareness began to trickle down the small of her back. The Pyramids, the time in Whitechapel, everything happening now - they all had one very bossy, very gorgeous factor in common.

"You were thinking about...?" he prompted her, and she looked at him with complete helplessness, certain she was the most pathetic schmuck on the face of the planet.

"I was thinking about Courtney," said Gwen - but why on Earth it had taken her so long to put two and obvious two together, she really couldn't say. All she could do was stare straight ahead at one of her best friends and hope he wasn't about to pulverize her into a sad, sexually confused, gothy pulp.

"Well," said Duncan slowly. His eyes were as wide as Gwen was sure her own were. " Well. That doesn't really make matters less complicated, does it, Kaczmarek?"

And he was right. It really didn't.

#td #total drama #gwourtney #td gwen #td fanfiction #my writing

[tickle-page]

“How long can ya last?”

A/N: Ok… but tickling should’ve been a challenge. Yes I ship Noah and Cody. (I am not proof reading allat).

⚠️: Some footer tickles

Summary: Chris thought of something that’ll make people drop like flies. One that’ll cure his ler mood, and pretty sure people are growing suspicious of it.

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“We’re gonna have each team see how some of their players will last getting tickled…” Chris announced, cutting to the chase.

“Pfft, tickling? What does he have, some type of fetish?” Duncan scoffed, making his team laugh.

“Nope, thought it be a challenge nobody could pass. Anyways, we have… ‘Screaming Gophers’, and on that team is… Beth, Cody, Gwen, Heather, Justin, Leshawna, Noah, Lindsay, Owen, Trent, and Izzy, against ‘Killer Bass’, and on that team is… Bridgette, Courtney, DJ, Duncan, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Sadie, Katie, and Tyler.” Chris was about to explain how it works before the writer thought they’re was too much typing in one dialogue, so here’s the other one, “Here’s how it works, You’re gonna choose two people on your team to get strapped up to this very convenient ‘x’ shape thing. One person get’s strapped up for an hour, while somebody from the opposing team tries to get the opposite contestant out then we’ll switch and they will have to stand an hour as well. And if the person getting tickled manages to last an hour w/o saying the safe word, which will be ‘Chris’, they win the challenge and get a reward, which is they’re very own spa treatment deluxe, but if you don’t… then you’ll meet me at the bonfire, and I’m sure you’ll know what will happen next.”

“Uh huh, uh.. Question?” Duncan raised his hand as if he was in school.

“Shoot.”

“Why is the safe word you’re name? Why can’t it be something cool like, Duncan, or murder, or vandalism.”

“A. They’re too hard to remember and B. I’m hot.”

“Ok… I have another question.”

“What…” Chris sighed.

“Why did you choose this challenge? Is there something you want to tell us?” Duncan tried to get under his skin and it didn’t work.

“Because… I just fricking explained it! You people are too good with these challenges, so I chose something that nobody in they’re right mind would pass.” Not because he had a tickle fetish, Ofc not. What kinda judge would put their contestants in a situation like this just to help their lee mood? If anyone thought Chris had a fetish, they’re wrong.

“Whatever you say….” Duncan was not buying it.

“Ok, ready? Talk over your team and see who will be their guinea pigs.” Chris stepped off his platform that was coincidentally placed on the dock.

(Meanwhile, with Screaming Gophers)

“So which two will get tickled?” Beth asked.

“I think it should be lazy dude over there.” Heather pointed to the latter before her.

“Who, Owen? Dude, I know your not very likable, but to call Owen lazy just because he doesn’t cut back on the snacks, is off the charts-“ Noah stocked up for his bestfriend, only to be shut down by Heather.

“Not him, you.”

“ME?! Why me?!” Noah was puzzled and scared, trying to change their minds, but it seems to go down stream for him.

“Well duh, isn’t it obvi? You don’t join in on any challenges, you just stick your face in that musty book. It’s about time you show team work.” Heather continued.

“What?! Come on guys, change her mind, please!”

“Sorry man, she’s right.” Owen agreed.

“Owen?! Your suppose to be my bsf!”

“I’m sorry, Noah.”

“Well… You are a big time slacker…” Beth joined in.

“YEAH! You’re always reading the book like, ‘ooohohoho~ I can read~’ and then I’m all like, ‘Dude, sub me in,’ and you’re all like, ‘Whahahat? Can’t hear you, dudette, too busy reading, yah…’ That’s basically how it goes.” Izzy chimed in.

“That’s not at all how it went! Guys please! Don’t make me do this.”

“Don’t worry, Noah, if you go, I’ll join you so you won’t be as scared anymore!” Noah’s secrete crush, Cody, replied.

As thankful as Noah is right now that Cody is trying to cheer him up, this doesn’t stop him from getting tickled.

“Awww, ain’t that cute? Your boyfriend is checking up on you!” Izzy cooed. Making the other’s but Heather coo as well.

“He’s not my boyfriend!!!”

“Alright, guess it’s settled. Noah and Cody will get tickled, and trust me Noah, if you flake out before it hit 20 minute mark, I’ll make sure the others will vote you off for being a bad team player.” Heather got close up to his face to make her more intimidating, and it worked.

“WHAT?!… omg!!” Noah gave up because it was useless fighting anymore, at least he’ll have his crush beside him, but it won’t make him less ticklish.

(Meanwhile, with Killer Bass)

“So… Who’s gonna volunteer?” Courtney asked.

“Not me!” Bridgette backed down.

“Yh… I’ll sit this one out.” DJ.

“THAT’S SO CHILDISH, COUNT ME OUT!” Eva.

“Nah, this will ruin my record.” Geoff.

“Well, it’s not gonna be-“ Duncan got interrupted by Sadie.

“I’m not doing this!” Sadie.

“If Sadie’s not doing it then I’m not doing it!” Katie.

“Uhhh…. Yh, I’m not doing this challenge.” Tyler.

No one likes Ezekiel.

“Guess it’s just Duncan and Harold.” Courtney said.

“Why?! No cool guy should get tied down and tickled for a challenge in front of an audience.” Duncan crosses his arms.

“So you rather get tied down and tickled if it wasn’t for a challenge?” Courtney smirked.

Duncan loves his girlfriend with all his heart, but sometimes she can drive him to sanity. “Wha- Absolutely not! I’ve been to juvy, my street cred would plum it if I even began to like tickling.”

“Uh-huhu.” Courtney giggled.

“So why do I have to do this? I don’t want to get tickled either.” Harold said.

“Yeah, you’re probably gonna have to clean the skid marks on your underwear after the challenge, haha.” Duncan made DJ, Geoff, and Trent laugh at his joke.

“So it’s settled then, each team members who were picked, come up so Chef can strap you guys in.” Now that Chris was saying those words, he just now realized how weird this challenge is.

The four of them complied, with Harold and Cody going first, and with Duncan tickling Cody and Noah tickling Harold.

“Your time starts when I start the timer.” Chris set an hour on his clock, and pushed start. “Go!”

And they began.

“Aww, crap, I don’t even want to do this…” Noah complained.

“DON’T THINK ABOUT IT NOAH!!! YOUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT!!” Gwen screamed from the sidelines, trying to reassure him, but it didn’t work.

Noah heard cute, bubbly laughter. It sounded as if an angle had dropped down from the sky… it was so majestic, and Noah wanted to hear it more after the challenge. He wanted to be the one to tickle his crush, but his priority isn’t the one on his team, it’s the one in front of him.

Noah decided to rip the bandaid off, and slowly skittered his blunt nails on Harold’s sides. It was so gross, but he didn’t want to be eliminated.

“Gahahahah, Thihihihis is so sthuhuhupid!!!” Cody laughed from Duncan’s skilled fingers on his knees.

“Wow, Duncan, you are skilled with this!” Courtney was astonish.

“Yeah, I would tickle my older brothers all the time.” Duncan replied, he then got flashbacks of them teaming up on him, and he shivered. Duncan will die twice before he ever tell them that he was always tickle punished as a kid by his older brothers.

Noah was flabbergasted by Cody’s laugh, that he stopped tickling Harold and looked over to his crush. Cody’s face was so cute right now, Noah wanted to die right then and there, until a familiar voice stopped him and his thoughts, “Hey, Romeo!!! Quit staring at Juliet and get to tickling, we want to win!” Leshawna called out from the sidelines.

“Stop calling me that!! I don’t even like Cody!!” Noah’s face says it all though.

“Ha! Your face is so red already, and you aren’t the one getting tickled.” Harold should’ve shut up.

“You know what? I’ll give you something to laugh about!” Noah skittered his fingers up and down Harold’s sides, stopping just barely under his armpits.

“GAHAHAHAH!!! I’M SOHOHOHORRY!!!!” Harold screamed out.

“It’s kinda too late for that one.” Noah teased and cooed the bonded lee, tickling his ribs and stomach, dipping his finger in the hollow and swirling it inside.

“Oh? U think u can out tickle me? I’ll show you who’s the real tickle monster.” If Duncan was the one in Cody’s place, his teases would’ve flustered him, but what can he say? He has experience. The Mohawk dude got dangerously close to the latter’s armpits, making Cody scream, which alerts the ler. “Oh?~ is someone ticklish hereeee?”

“No!!! NO PLEASE!!! NOT THERE!!! DUNCAN STOP, STOP, STOP-AHAHAHAHAHHA!!! PLEASE!!!” Cody went baserk, he totally lost it. His head was getting all foggy, he was getting breathy and panting, and to top it all of he was crying and his laughter grew silent. He had to gasp in between depths of chortles, trying so very hard to remember the safe word, let alone blurt it out, but he can’t manage to figure it out.

“What was that?~ I didn’t hear a safe word~. Maybe I should do this till you pass out… or… until you pee yourself, like glasses just did.” Duncan was insane, and yes Harold did piss himself due to the tickling, and Cody was on the verge of doing the same thing.

Noah didn’t notice the wet stain on Harold’s pants, he was way too focus on staring at his crush with widen eyes. Noah swear that if looks could kill, Cody would’ve been dead before the tickling killed him. He didn’t care how obvious he was being right now, he just thought that when will he ever get a chance to see Cody in this state again? All helpless and breathy, trying to say the safe word, but he couldn’t because of all the laughter he was doing. Noah swore to everything that he doesn’t like tickling…Cody is the only exception, tho. His trance was broken when Cody finally managed to say the safeword, “CHRIS!!! CHRIHIHIHIS!! STAHP NOW, PLEASE!!!”

Duncan stopped, and Chef went over to the two to unlock their tied up limbs, making them slump over to the ground in heaps of laughter. “Ok, Duncan and Noah, it’s your guys turn.” Chris said.

The both boys signed and was terrified of what’s in store for them, but they wouldn’t want to let their team down, so they got on the chair letting Chef tie them up. “Wait… can Harold change first? I don’t want him being that close to me when he smells like cats.” Noah looked down at his pants, Harold looked down as well and looked back up with a redden face, covering himself up when everyone started laughing.

He got back from changing, and got beside Noah waiting to tickle the shit out of him. Noah would’ve had so many more sarcastic things to say, but right now, he was so scared, like he doesn’t like being tickled at all, Duncan’s the same way, but he can hide it more. “You good, Noah? You’re sweating.” Harold mentioned.

“Y-yeah… I’m *gulp* fine… I just don’t like being tied down… or… t-tickled.”

Duncan noticed how nervous he was, “awwww, is someone scared of tickling?”

“Shut up!” Cody tweaked his side, making him twitch and have a startled laugh, “Listen Noah, don’t force yourself to continue if you don’t want to, ok? I know how it feels, being trapped and claustrophobic, so don’t be obligated to push yourself fowards, ok? Our team will still love how you were brave enough to do this.”

“Like heck we will, GO BIG OR GO HOME NOAH!!!” Heather yelled, getting slapped over the head by Leshawna.

“And… if our team does lose and u go home, I won’t forget you, bestie!!”

That’s right, Noah and Cody were just friends… nothing more, nothing less. It’s stupid of him to get so attached to a straight boy, so why can’t he get him out of his head?? It’s like a broken record, getting scratched over and over again. He was about to cry, but had to hold it in, so if he did cry, he could just blame it on how much it tickled. He can’t get so worked up anyways, once one of them goes home they’ll forget about the other, wether it be by elimination or by wining, no one will remember any one, they’re only there to make money, not friends. And that’s what he needs to focus more on, winning the dough. “Can we start already?”

Chris started the timer, and the boys went to work.

Cody didn’t hesitate on scribbling the life out of Duncan’s socked soles, teasing him about how ticklish they were.

Harold, on the other hand, started off lightly scratching Noah’s stomach, saying things like, “Come on Noah, u know u wanna laugh~” and it embarrasses the hell out of the other.

If it’s one thing Duncan hates, it’s getting tickled. He had older brothers he would tickle, but then they would get their revenge before he could blink. It didn’t help the fact that Duncan was so much more petite than the others. So this, this right here, would be hella embarrassing if he gave up due to a little tickling, but he was so damn ticklish, he doesn’t know how much longer he can go.

Now, Noah hates getting tickled and tickling as well, but if it’s one thing he absolutely hates, is getting tickled in front of the person he likes. His laugh is so annoying and obnoxious… and cute… but Cody don’t want to speak about that. They we’re just friends, it’s not like they loved each other… hahahe. So Noah will take it to his grave that he won’t laugh, that was… until Harold did the unthinkable.

“Come on. LAUGH FOR ME!!” He squeezed both sides of Noah, leaving a few red thumbprints on him.

“NO!!! GAHAHAHAHA!! St-Stahhahahap!!!” Noah had limited room left to squirm, so he tried to do anything that was mentally possible right there to stop the tickling, but nothing seemed to work, considering he was strapped down.

It was Cody’s turn to be fixated on his crush’s friend’s laugh. They way Noah would get all squeaky and loud, it was the best sound ever. Cody himself would think it would be weird to have a liking for someone’s laugh, but he just couldn’t help it, bro’s majestic. He was imagining him with his fingers tormenting Noah, zoning out while his fingers slowly drifted off his target’s feet, giving Duncan enough time to breathe. Until Leshawna broke his trance, “HEY!! JULIET!!! GET TO WORK!!”

He was finally brought back to reality, bringing his attention to the matter at hand. Cody wanted to get this over with, so he tickled the only most ticklish spot he knew, thanks to Courtney. Why did Courtney help him, u ask? She didn’t. Cody was just walking past his cabin, when he heard faint laughter, it was Duncan’s. “COHOHOHOURTNEY!! STAHAHAHAP!!!”

“Hahaha, it’s so funny, because your neck is so sensitive, it’s cute. Not to mention you’re extremely ticklish.”

Yes. They we’re having a tickle fight, and Duncan lost, he always does. Cody made sure to lock this core memory in his brain incase he ever needed this information. And now he does.

He shot his fingers in the crook of his neck, wriggling all ten fingers inside. “NOHOHOH!! STAHAHAP!! CHRIHIHIHIS!! PLEASE”

The timer stopped along with the two lers. Noah was having a hard time breathing, and Duncan was audibly gasping. Chef untied them both, while they slumped to the ground. Cody helped Noah up, while they locked eyes for a solid second, until they turned their heads out of embarrassment.

“I would give u guys another challenge bc it was a tie, but considering Duncan lost way too soon, I’ll give this one to the Screaming Gophers.”

Every one on their team cheered and celebrated, while everyone on the other team looked like they had sticks up their asses. “Oh, We know who we’re gonna vote off,” Courtney scowled.

“It wasn’t my fault, princess, how did he even know to tickle me there?” Courtney’s and Duncan’s arguing grew quieter the father they got from the cameras. Cody gave Noah subtle squeezes to his sides, earning him a few squeaks, Noah pledged that he would only tickle Cody back when they either get together or he gets more comfortable around him. Either way, they are a cute couple.

*

YES!! I’M FINALLY DONE😭

“Hahaha,

Now Noah also hates tickling, but he especially hates getting tickled infront of

#tickle #lee #ticklish #total drama tickle #total drama

[12colors]

TD All'n'Awful - "Not so happy return of the campers - part 1". Full

Chris:

We are Back in Muskoka, Ontario, where 54 Campers will be divided into 6 different teams, and compeeting against eachother for 78 episodes. It will be good old Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action and Total Drama World Tour crammed together, but with even brutal'er challenges, even bigger cast, and even more Drama.

As for the cast, we brought back 3 Generations: Generation 1, Generation 2, and Generation Zee. What about Generation 3, the one from PakitewIsland? Hahaha! They're Dead!

Chef:

Not Really. They're just- Chris: You are ruining it! Anyway, This season will be divided into 3 parts, 26 episodes each for the seasons we will be recreating. Our Campers will be fighting challenges, nature, and themselves for a BIG money prize.

Talking about the campers... We then go to the plane, somewhere high in the sky. We can see that inside, there are our campers, and a pile of parachutes somewhere in the corner. Not a lot of them even noticed them, but some did.

Sierra has one, and is seen equiping multiple of them on Cody. He already has like 8.

Owen is sitting there with a parachute already, clearly stressed out.

Axel and Priya are sitting there with parachutes too. They seem to have expected something to happen.

Scary girl also has a parachute, and seems kinda nervous. Zee walks up to her.

Zee:

Yo. Is this stuff free?

Scary Girl:

Ummm... Yeah.

Zee: takes one

Cooooool...

Cameron is also standing there, wondering. Jo walks up to him.

Jo:

What, are theese too heavy for you?

She equips one on Cameron, and he trips over the weight. Jo is laughing.

We turn back to Chris. He looks at clearly not existing watch on his arm.

Chris:

Welp, It's time for them to say hello!

He takes out a Walkie-Talkie

Ok, boys, Drop them!

We turn back to the plane. The plane's rear hatch opens and everyone falls out. Jo didn't get to equip her parachute, which she regrets instantly.

Everyone falls. We turn to Owen and Scary girl Screaming, Axel and Zee near them.

Zee:

Hey! I'm Flying. Cool.

Axel:

You guys know that you have to release the parachutes?

Owen stops screaming and releases his parachute. Zee sees Owen doing that, and also pulls the string on his parachute to release it.

Scary Girl doesn't stop to Scream, so Axel sighs, gets closer to her, and pulls the string on Scary Girl's parachute, releasing it. Axel then releases her own parachute.

We get back to Chris. We see that Everyone who didn't get a parachute, falls into the sea.

From the people with Parachutes, we see that Priya lands on the beach first.

Priya:

Yeah! I'm f-

Owen lands on her.

Soon, others with the parachutes are also on the beach.

Axel after landing, looks at the beach rocks, seeing Dawn dry, despite not having a parachute.

Axel:

How did she get here?

Jo: Walks out of the water

Ugh... She used a shortcut.

We then cut to the scene where all contestants stand in one group, most of them wet. Chris holds a clipboard.

Chris:

Okay Campers! It's time to assign your teams. In which team you will be, depends on the on the elimination order. So let's get going.

Wild'Zekiel, please go over there. You will be in Team A.

Ezekiel goes where Chris pointed at. He seems less feral.

Chris:

Eva, Go over there, to the right of Ezekiel. You will be on Team B.

She does that

Chris:

Noah, You will be on Team C.

Noah walks up to the space on the right of Eva, and shares a look with her.

Chris:

Justin, You will be on Team D.

Justin goes to the space on the right of Noah.

Chris:

Katie, You will be on Team E.

Katie goes there, quite concerned(?).

Chris:

Tyler, You will be on the last team, Team F.

Tyler goes to the right of Katie.

Chris:

Izzy, You will be on Team A.

Izzy walks up to Ezekiel.

Izzy:

Glad your hair is growin back. You looked real weird half-bald.

Chris:

Cody, You will be on Team B.

Cody slowly walks up to his team's spot, but keeps his distance from Eva.

Chris:

Beth, You will be on Team C.

Beth goes there, and stands next to Noah.

Chris:

Sadie, You will be on Team D.

Sadie runs up to Katie.

Sadie! I said Team D! Not Team E!

Sadie walks sadly with her head low to the Team D. Justin comforts her.

Justin:

Don't worry Sadie. You will see eachother during challenges.

Sadie looks at Justin, clearly no longer sad anymore. She is happy that she is with Justin on the team. Katie, not so much.

Chris:

Courtney, You will be on Team E.

Courtney goes there, not very happy.

Chris:

Harold, You will be on Team F.

Harold walks to tyler.

Chris:

Trent, You will be on Team A.

Trent goes to Izzy and Ezekiel.

Chris:

Bridgette, You will be on Team B.

Bridgette goes to Cody and Eva, and just like cody, keeps her distance from Eva.

Chris:

Lindsay, You are in luck. Team C.

Lindsay is happy to be on the team with Beth. Noah isn't.

Noah: Sighs

Just Great.

Chris:

DJ, You will be on Team D.

DJ goes to Sadie and Justin.

Chris:

Geoff, You will be on Team E.

Geoff goes to Katie and Courtney.

Chris:

Leshawna, You will be on Team F.

Leshawna goes to and high fives Tyler and Harold. She likes this team so far.

Chris:

Duncan, You will be on Team A.

Duncan goes there.

Chris:

Heather, You will be on Team B.

Eva is now seen listening on her headphones from her phone. Heather walks up to her team, but unlike Cody or Bridgette, she isn't scared of Eva.

Chris:

Gwen, You will be on Team C.

Gwen is as happy of her team, as Noah is.

Chris:

Owen, You will be on Team D.

Owen high fives DJ, Justin and Sadie.

Chris:

Blain- Sorry... Mildred, You will be on Team E.

Geoff and Blainley aren't happy being in the same team.

Chris:

Sierra, You will be on Team F.

Sierra walks up to her team.

Sierra:

Aww Man. I hope that both I and Cody will get to the Merge.

Leshawna: whispers to Tyler

She is out first.

Tyler nods.

Chris:

And ending Generation 1 on Alejandro, Who will be on Team A.

Alejandro walks up to his team smiling... Outside.

Chris:

Staci, You will be on Team B.

Staci goes to the team.

Chris:

Dakotazaurus-Rex, You will be on Team C.

Dakota goes to her team. Noah and Gwen share not-so-dissapointed look.

Chris:

Silent Treatment B, You will be on Team D.

Owen high fives B.

Chris:

Dawn, You will be on Team- Oh. You are already there... Moving on.

Dawn indeed was already next to her team.

Chris:

Sam, You will be on Team F.

Sam stops playing his 3BS.

Sam:

Wha- Oh. Okay.

And he walks up to his team.

Sierra:

Yo! Is that Pocketed Monsters Platinium?

Sam:

Yeah. It is way better than Pearl or Diamond.

Sierra:

Not even talking about their NonTendo Swap remakes.

They both continue to chat.

Chris:

Anyway, Brick, You will be on Team A.

Brick goes to his team.

Chris:

Anne Maria, You will be on Team B.

Anne Maria:

Wha- Oh. Okay.

She walks up to her team.

Heather: knows that Anne Maria knows nothing about her.

Wow! Your hair looks... Gorgeous!

Anne Maria:

Thank you!

But yours could use a lot of work.

Heather is flasherbanged

Cody:

Yeesh!

Heather pushes Cody away, and he lands on Eva, who doesn't care.

Chris:

Finaly Single Mike, You will be on Team C.

Mike: Walks up to his team.

I m not single!

Singular? Maybe.

Chris:

Jo, You will be on Team D.

Jo: Walks up to DJ and fistbumps him.

Glad to have you on my team.

Chris:

Scott, You will be on Team E. Meaning that You... Will be with Courtney!

Scott and Courtney:

WHAT?!

Chris:

Yeah. Man. It can be hard to believe how interesting teams were formed, by a pure coincidence, but nope! I didn't chose in what order theese guys were eliminated! Anyway, Zoey, You will be on Team F.

Zoey: She walks up to her team.

Hi guys!

Sierra and Sam are too busy chatting to even notice her, and Leshawna gives her an uncomfortable stare.

Chris:

Lightning, You will be on Team A.

Lightning:

Oh Yeah! A is for Sha-Awesome!

He walks up to the rest of the team.

Chris:

Finishing Generation 2, Cameron, You will be on Team B.

Eva is Eva.

Cody and Bridgette are annoyed by Staci.

Heather is Mad at Anne.

So Cameron just goes to his team, and just stands there uncomfortably.

Chris:

Caleb, You will be on Team C.

Caleb goes to his team.

Chris:

Axel, You will be on Team D.

Axel: She walks up to her team and talks to Jo.

Hey. Are you the one who equiped the parachute on that Bubble Boy for fun?

Jo:

Umm, Yeah. What's up with that?

Axel:

Nothing. Just glad you survived. Alongside everyone else.

Chris:

Nichelle, You will be on Team E.

Nichelle: Walks up to her team.

Okay! Hey, team.

Mildred:

BTW, Your career was nothing compared to mine. Good thing it ended.

Nichelle was too shocked to speak

Chris:

Scary Girl and Her skull, You will be on Team F.

Scary Girl goes to her team, along with her skull.

Zoey:

Hey! Whacha got there?

Scary Girl:

Oh! It's my skull. Still doesn't have a name, but I will propably name her after my first victim.

Creepy stare at Zoey.

Zoey:

Wha?

Chris:

Damien, Team A.

Damien goes to his team.

Chris:

MK, You will be on Team B.

MK: Goes to her team

Ugh...

Noah:

Your team is not-so-great too, huh?

MK:

You bet. But at least we are not Team F. Just look at theese guys.

Noah:

Yeah.

Chris:

Wayne, You will be on Team C.

Wayne: Goes to her team

Hey!

Mike: Hey.

Caleb:

Hey~.

Noah:

Jesus Fucking Christ.

= Caleb Confessional =

Caleb:

Okay...

MAYBE playing the Beautiful one wasn't get me far last time...

I should rething my strategy. I could charm Lindsay and Beth like Justin did... But I'm no longer sure if it would work... Maybe for Lindsay, but Beth? Not so sure anymore. I really need to rethink my strategy. But for now, I should try flying under the radar... But how? Hmmm...

= End of the Confessional =

Chris:

Raj, You will be on Team D.

Raj goes to his team.

Chris:

Ripper, Team E.

Ripper: Walks up to Dawn, who seems to be meditating.

What are you doing nerd? Thinking?

Dawn: „wakes up” from her meditation

Huh? Did you say something?

Ripper: Shouts to her ear

I SAID: WHAT ARE YOU DOING NERD?! THINKING?!

Dawn: Grabs her ear in pain

Reading from your aura, I can tell that thinking is something your parents didn't have time to teach you. Ouch. Assuming that they had time for you in the first place.

Ripper: In shock.

W-What?!

Chris:

Yeesh. Anyway... Zee, You will be on Team F.

Zee goes to his team, sipping his soda.

Zee:

Hey Lauren! We are in the stame team. Coool.

Scary Girl:

Yeah! This is gonna be so much fun!

Gives a VERY wide smile to the rest of the team. Zoey backs off a bit from Scary Girl.

Chris:

And we are finaly closing the teams! Chase, Team A.

Chase goes to his team.

= Trent Confessional =

Trent:

So Yeah...

Half of our team are jocks.

…

Would Izzy count as a jock?

= End of the Confessional =

Chris:

Emma, Team B.

Emma goes to her team.

Chris:

Julia, Team C.

She goes to her team, upset.

= Julia Confessional =

Julia:

Well, This is gonna suck. My whote team is made out of Weirdos.

…

Maybe except for Caleb

= End of the Confessional =

Chris:

Millie, Team D.

Millie goes to her team.

Chris:

Bowie, Team E.

Bowie goes to the team.

= Bowie Confessional =

Bowie:

Well...

My team might not be the strongest... But I will survive.

And Raj's Team is strong, so he will be fine too.

= End of the Confessional =

Chris:

And Finishing on Priya, Team F.

Pryia: Walks up to Leshawna, Tyler and Harold.

Hey guys.

Harold:

Hey.

Tyler:

What's up!

Leshawna just rolls her eyes.

= Priya Confessional =

Priya:

To survive, I need allies.

And we all know that in this team, Leshawna, Tyler and Harold are gonna stick together like glue.

So I kinda not have any other option.

= End of the Confessional =

Chris:

Okay campers. Since Everyone is now assigned to their teams, Let's Get to the names of your teams.

Chris turns to Team A.

Chris:

Ezekiel, Izzy, Trent, Duncan, Alejandro, Brick, Lightning, Damien and Chase. You will be... Agressive Ants!

Chris then turns to Team B.

Chris:

Eva? Please take off your headphones. I m talking to you.

Eva takes them off.

Chris:

Thank you. Staci! Stop talking!

Staci stops talking, which relieves Bridgette and Cody.

Chris:

Anyway... Eva, Cody, Bridgette, Heather, Ms „I have such a big Yapper, even Heather's Ego would fit in there”...

Heather:

Ay!

Chris:

...Anne Maria, Cameron, MK and Emma. You will be... Bloody Beavers!

Chris turns to Team C.

Chris:

Noah, Beth and Lindsay, Gwen, Dakota, Mike, Caleb, Wayne and Julia. You will be... Cruel Crows!

MK:

Aww man. I would want to be a Crow.

Chris turns to Team D.

Chris:

Justin, Sadie, DJ, Owen, B, Jo, Axel, Raj and Millie. You will be... Deadly Deer!

Chris turns to Team E.

Chris:

Katie, Courtney, Geoff, Blainley, Dawn, Scott, Nichelle, Ripper and Bowie. Your team will be named... Explosive Eagles!

Chris finaly turns to Team A.

Chris:

This leaves Tyler, Harold, Leshawna, Sierra and Sam stop talking and listen, Zoey, Scary Girl, Zee and Priya who will be... Ferocious Ferrets.

Is everyone happy?

Heather:

No?

Noah:

Meh.

Gwen:

No.

Julia:

Nuh-uh.

Jo:

Eh, Could be worse.

Courtney:

No, I'm not!

Mildred:

Heck No!

Tyler:

Sometimes I think that no one is taking me seriously. Sometimes I even think that all I am is just some sort of a running gag.

MK:

Is this because You run a lot?

Scary Girl:

I'm always happy! I can hear people's internal screamings, even through the screens!

Scary Girl then proceeds to deeply stare at the viewer.

Chris: Checks his clipboard

This one done, this one too... safety instructions skipped...

Okay!

I brought all of you to compete against each-

Priya:

Yeah, everyone knows the formula, even Zee.

Zee: Stop drinking his soda.

Formula? Are we cooking something?

Owen:

Are we gonna eat something?

Heather:

The game is always the same. At the end of each episode, there is voting-based elimination-

Sierra:

But not always. There are exceptions.

Jo:

During the elimination ceremony, the person with the most votes is out-

Sierra:

But here are also few exceptions.

Zoey:

And at the end, two or more people compete in the finale for 1 milion dolars.

Chris:

Nope! This time the reward is 10! MILION! DOLARS!

SHOCK!

Even some people who weren't interested at first, now are.

Chris:

Few other rules changed. First:

Since there are now 6 teams, your performance will be ranked from best to worst.

The worst performing team will be eliminating someone.

And you might think that this is where the ranking ends, but it's not!

1st Team in the ranking, will be spending the time until the next challenge in the Mansion, fairly similar to the one from All Stars.

2nd and 3rd Teams will be sleeping in the Cabins you are almost all familiar with.

4th and 5th teams will be sharing two Trailers from Total Drama Action. One for the girls, and 2nd guys.

All I can do for the worst performing team is to wish them luck surviving in the forest during the night.

Chef:

A lot of challenges will also have some ajustments, to fit this big cast, and this many teams. Like the challenge we will be doing today, which is jumping of the cliff, just like in Total Drama Island. This part will mostly stay unchanged, but the 2nd part, which is you building your own Jacuzzi, will have a small change. While the team with the least chickens will have the carts to help them transport the suply crates, The team with the most chickens, will have a penalty, where every member will have to wear those handcuffs untill the end of the day.

Chef shows the campers the handcuffs he was talking about.

Chris:

But that will be on the next episode. Theese teams will have to endure pain, struggle, stress and multiple other things on following episode of

TOTAL

DRAMA

ALL

'N'

AWFUL!

#tdana #td aggressive ants #td bloody beavers #td cruel crows #td deadly deer #td explosive eagles #td ferocious ferrets #td chris #td chef #td sierra #td owen #td axel #td priya #td scary girl #td zee #td jo #td noah #td mk #td heather #td zoey #and others but there is tag limit #i dont know what exactly it is #but i dont wanna risk it

[akane171]

..Yeaaah... Best just skip past the romantic dialogue and watch the fights and Obi-Wan&Anakin's banter?😂🙈

I'm not judging, you are😂😂🤷🏻‍♀️

No supposedly🤷🏻‍♀️😅

Ohhh, GIFs?😂😂 Ohh, you know what's the best thing about Wandavision? The Song "Agatha All Along"😍😍

Nope, no ghost-kangaroos anywhere😌 And nooo, that Mon-El is busy being with HIS Kara and I didn't murder him anyway😏 And anyway, what was that about not being able to judge unwritten ideas?🤨 

...That's a very funny thing to imagine😂😂 

The lemon thing is weird...And WHY would anyone name that ship that, too? I was so confused I saw that in the taggs the first time and realized they meant Lena and Mon😅🙈

Honestly, by the end all characters were either dead or out of their mind😅🙈 And ohhhhhhh, do you mean "Survivor" and its first part by PencilPuppy? Cause if you mean that one, then HECK YEAH, IT'S SO FREAKING AWE AND SOME😍😍 (Fun fact: There's been a tab open on my phone for a few months now with that fic cause I over-binged the first part and by the time I was at the 5th chapter of "Survivor" my brain needed a break, but yesterday evening I finally got back to reading it😂😍🙈 I'm at Chapter 9 now😁)

Yeah, sorry?😅🙈🤷🏻‍♀️

Wait, you mean the curtain in that shower scene or what do you mean? (Btw, have you seen the vid of Katie's actress talking about that scene and how the shower curtains kept being not see-through enough?😂)

Ahh, yess, he got Mel from that so😍😁☺ But uff, yes, poor Chris, I didn't even realize how much hate he got for just existing... Poor guy, that's not cool, esp. with all the other stuff he already has (had) going on regarding his mental health🙈🙈😭😭🙈🙈

Ohhh, more christian symbolism and reference than "Illuminati"?🤔 

OH HECK YEAH😍😍 I'M SO HYPED FOR HIS ARRIVAL!😍💃🏻😍💃🏻😍💃🏻😍💃🏻 (To be fair tho, I'm ALWAYS ready to jump, screech and party if LW updates so that might not be the best reference point😂😂🤷🏻‍♀️)

Haha, that's actually kinda sweet tho😁😂

Yes, yes, you too!😍☺💃🏻

xxx

tbh, the whoel movie could be about them bantering and fightng with bad guys/robots. I mean, come on, their relationship aka a dude who didn't really know how to show emotions because he was raised this way and thought they were wrong, but still cared deeply about the other and a dude who's never really learnt how to not have them and being baiscally boiling inside but treating the other as his father, and the whole relationship based on it - pure complexed shit i lust for. But, better approached in the tv shows and books than in the movies.

Bullshit. Check the other messages. You are moaning even more than me.

Have heard. lol Have also heard they are doing a spin off about her.

Ghosts are invisible but they are there.

Mhm, while having a PTSD in afterlife because of how YOU have treated him.

Don't remember but for sure it is your fault.

I mean, LeMon makes sense, I guess? What doesn;t change the fact I cringe everytime i see a real lemon. Also, who would want to curse poor Mon Mon with shipping him with that bitch.

YES, that fic and it for sure needs more lovve so GO AND READ AND SEND COMMENTS TO THE AUTHOR RIGHT NOW!!! And it's not updated as fast at it ws before and it's depressing ;______;

No, you are not.

i mean, the curtain in the story, not the curtain when they were filming, becasue for sure that was clean. But the curtain from the story? A shower in a fucking hospital???? For sure it was not cleaned for weeks? And how many people were using it? EWWWW?

So what? They caouldn't have aimed good enough and were kissing weird places? lol?

Yeah, sometimes I feell the only REALLY good thing SG did was making them meeting. Aside of probably saving Mel's life, when they moved to Van and You Know Who was left behind ==;

As for the haters.... there is a special fucking place in hell for them. i get hating character, but i don;t gettheir obsession with hating on the actor who did his job and how they treat a man they don;t even know, because this is a higher level of being obsessed/totally screwed up in the heads. Ugh, anyway.

Not sure what "illuminati" is? A book or a movie? (aside of the secret society, of course) I mean, the book is not flooding the reader with the christian symbolism but there are a lot (i mean, one of the characters is bascially the devil and there is the god's side etc). Still good even if you are not into stuff like that.

lol, just don't hurt yourself while jumping xD

If you say so =='

Have a ncie day! :D

#anons #ReFail

[booasaur]

Bachelor in Paradise - 6x12 - Demi’s reaction to Bri turning down Luke S’s rose

#bipedit #bachelor in paradise #demi burnett #bachelor in paradise 6x12 #lol guys I am kind of into the drama on this show #this was BRUTAL #bri is amazing I love her #I also have some m/f ships mayhaps #well two #maybe #katie's kinda...too good for chris? #I mean--she likes him so okay but his issues... #y'all will judge me too much for the other one

[angryhausfrau-writes]

Your Friends Were All Standing Around Looking At Your Cock The Other Dayee...

Interior of the farm house. WAYNE, KATY, and SQUIRRELLY DAN stand around the table, looking at something.

KATY: It's a beautiful cock.

WAYNE: Oh, it's a gorgeous cock.

DAN, shifting from foot to foot, uncomfortably: Now I'ms nots denyings that it's a mightys fines cocks. I just thinks its mights not bes appropriates to have sets outs on the supper tables is all.

KATY: Oh Dan, there's been far worse things than a cock on this table.

WAYNE growls: Better not have been them hockey nutsacks.

KATY: I'm a big girl, Wayne. None of your business what nutsacks I'm spending time with.

WAYNE, begrudgingly: True.

DAN: You knows whats you're afters, miss Katys, and that's what I appreciates about you.

KATY, flirtatiously: Oh, is that what you appreciate about me?

WAYNE: Take about ten, twenty percent off her over there Squirrelly Dan.

DAN, looking at the table: Oh hey look. A cock. What is sets most unhygenicallys on the table we eats off ofs.

KATY: Jesus Dan. Hop off our cocks.

WAYNE: Besides, you're a bigger degen than Dary if you eat directly off the table.

DAN: Where is Darys anyways? Ain't like him to miss such a magnificents cocks.

DARY enters the KITCHEN: Sorry I'm late. Spent all morning wrangling my cock into its cage.

DAN, sympathetically: Its was giving yous some troubles thens?

DARY: Kept making itself all big and plumped up. Couldn't get it to fit in the cage. Ended up having to really wrassle with it for a good long while.

KATY: Could say you had to take your cock firmly in hand there, Dary?

WAYNE: Pert near had to choke that chicken, I'd imagine.

DARY: Pert near.

DAN: But yous gots it settled downs and ins its cage?

DARY nods and hefts a rooster in a wire cage into frame: Yup. Tuckered it out eventually. Now it's placid as anything.

WAYNE: Now that's a handsome cock, Dary. A right handsome cock.

DARY, bashful: Aw, it ain't nothing special. Not like yours, Wayne.

WAYNE SHIFTS OUT OF THE WAY. PAN TO ROOSTER ON THE TABLE.

DARY:  Now that's a real handsome cock, and well behaved to boot.

WAYNE: Ok, Dary. Dary, ok. Ok, Dary. Dary, ok. Youwannaknowwhat? Here's the scoop and I'm gonna tell ya. I look at your cock and I think, well, I think: good for you buddy. Just like, good for you bud. Like I'm real proud of ya, Dary.

DAN: It's a mightys fines cocks, Dary. Yous gots every rights to be prouds.

KATY: Nothing wrong with a spirited cock, anyways.

DARY, bashful: Still reckon yours'll be the cock to beat down the Ag Festival, Wayne.

WAYNE: Oh it's a handsome cock all right.

KATY: A beautiful cock.

WAYNE: Oh it's a gorgeous cock.

DARY: Not to be pulling your own horn over there.

DAN: Oh yous shoulds nevers do thats. Leastwise nots ins mixed companies.

KATY: Says you.

WAYNE, abrupt: No hard feelings Dary. Regardless of who beats whose cock.

DARY: No hard feelings.

WAYNE holds his hand straight out for DARY to shake: Then may the man with the best cock win.

LETTERKENNY TITLE BUT THERE IS A ROOSTER INSTEAD OF A DOG.

ESTABLISHING SHOTS OF A FAIRGROUD.

EXTERIOR SHOT OF THE AG BUILDING.

INTERIOR SHOT OF THE AG BUILDING. WAYNE, KATY, DARY, and SQUIRRELLY DAN are standing around a table with ROOSTERS in cages on it. The DYCKS and the HOCKEY PLAYERS are also there, standing further down the room.

GLEN enters with a clipboard, officiators badge: Wayne! How're you now?

WAYNE: Good'nyou?

GLEN: Oh, I'm just dripping with excitement to be judging all y'alls cocks. Especially yours Wayne.

WAYNE squints into the distance.

DAN: You're judgings the competitions?

GLEN: Indeed I am, Daniel. Although admittedly I misunderstood the nature of the event when I first volunteered to judge. But! I have plenty of experience judging cocks from my years on the family poultry farm. The cocks I raised as a youth...

WAYNE: Pitter patter.

GLEN: Well, fine. If you don't appreciate hearing about my cock judging credentials.

DARY, snickering: Pretty sure pert near everyone in town knows 'bout those.

GLEN: True but uncalled for, Daryl!

NOAH DYCK, joining the hicks: I for one think it is admirable that Preacher Glen has experience handling and judging cocks. And from his boyhood, once.

WAYNE: Noah.

NOAH: Wayne.

DARY: Mr. Dyck.

NOAH: Daryl.

DAN: Noahs Dycks.

NOAH: Daniel. A pity Lovina Dyck could not make it to the cock judging. I'm certain she would have had she known you were showing your cock. For is it not true, mine wife, that the love tree often bears fruit when a young man parades his cock before his sweetheart, once?

ANITA approaches: What nonsense are you speaking now, Noah?

NOAH: Simply that a Dyck chooses a lifemate in part by how well she-

KATY: Or he.

DAN: Ors theys.

NOAH: -raises a cock. Did not you impress me with your cock raising skills when first we were courting?

ANITA, blushing: You say too much, husband.

NOAH: And did not you help raise this cock which I am showing proudly this day, once? Why without mine Anita Dyck's loving and tender hand, this cock would be but small and limp and lifeless.

ANITA: Us Snatches have always had a way with cocks, as well you know.

NOAH: A good thing too. Us Dycks require a skilled hand with raising our cocks. Lovina will be delighted to know you've raised such a magnificent cock as are being shown here this day. Perhaps I shall send one of my young sons to go fetch her, once. So that she might see your cock.

DAN, hurriedly: Oh nos, I'm nots showings anybodys anythings. That's all Waynes and Darys.

GLEN: Daryl! I didn't realize you were showing your cock today too. Oh, this is so exciting! Me, in the middle of a Daryl/Wayne cock sandwich.

WAYNE growls.

GLEN: Although I don't know how I'm supposed to choose between the two of your cocks. I think it will take some lengthy deliberation.

KATY: This is already taking fucking forever, I'm going to go sit down.

DAN: I'll join yous, miss Katys.

KATY as they leave: Still not over Lovina Dyck, eh?

DAN: I don'ts knows that I'll evers stop thinkings abouts Lovinas Dycks, miss Katys. Ands that's a facts.

KATY and SQUIRRELLY DAN exit.

DARY (aside): Katy's right. This is taking fucking forever.

WAYNE to GLEN: I say again. Pitter. Patter.

GLEN whines.

WAYNE: If a man should be one thing, he should be efficient.

GLEN: Fine. Everyone here? Then lets get y'all registered. What's your cocks' names? I'm sure you've come up with some good ones.

WAYNE: Plenty of good names for cocks.

DARY: Oh, you can have a lot of fun naming cocks.

WAYNE: I'm surprised we're not naming cocks right now.

DARY: Could name one after the fictional prizefighter Cocky Balboa.

WAYNE: Or the legendary real life comedian Chris Cock.

DARY: There's always actor and former wrassler Dwayne the Cock Johnson.

GLEN: Ooh, that's a two-for-one special right there.

WAYNE: Or jazz musician John Cocktrain.

DARY: I like that one.

WAYNE: Not too obscure?

DARY: Nah, it's a gooder. Cultured - but not trying too hard.

GLEN: All right, all right. So what are your cocks' names?

DARY: Cock.

GLEN: Come again? And please note, I'm saying that in a completely different context to the one I usually use.

DARY: My cock's called cock. I din't name the damn thing. I know what it looks like.

WAYNE: Well I should hope so.

DARY: And I only got the one. Not liable to mix it up with someone else's cock.

GLEN: Ok. Fine, Dary. Ruin all my fun. TURNS TO WAYNE. What about you, Wayne? What's the big fella called?

WAYNE: Only nutsacks name their cocks.

RILEY breaking into the group around GLEN: We're all saying our cock's names, boys?

JONESY: Just naming silly cock over here, boys?

RILEY: Just christening silly amounts of cock over here, boys?

WAYNE: Again, only nutsacks name their cocks.

GLEN: Yes, boys. Everyone who's entering the cock judging needs to tell me their cock's name so I can make sure to call out the right name during the handling. It's just so embarrassing to call the cock in your hands by the wrong name...

RILEY: We've got a cock to register for judging, boys.

JONESY: Well, really it's Riley's cock we're entering. And it's a real beauty, buddy.

RILEY: Hey, buddy. It's as much your cock as mine. It is a real beauty though buddy.

JONESY: Just a real beauty of a cock here, boys.

RILEY: Half clapper top cheddar.

JONESY: Guaranteed W. Ferda!

RILEY: Ferda!

GLEN: Now boys, we're talking about roosters here, not actual cocks. Don't feel bad - I too was confused at first. So, while I'm sure Riley's cock is just delightful...

JONESY: It is. He's a registered beautician, buddy.

RILEY: Thanks buddy.

GLEN: Yes. But I just want to stress again – this is the animal we're talking about here.

RILEY: Yeah, boys. Cocks.

JONESY holds up a rooster in a cage: And this is our cock:

RILEY: Four time Stanley Cup winner.

JONESY: Four time Vezina Trophy winner.

RILEY: Hockey hall-of-famer.

JONESY: Goaltender extraordinaire.

RILEY: Terry Sawcock. Ferda!

JONESY: Ferda!

DARY (aside): Kinda surprised they have a whole cock between 'em.

WAYNE: Ain't surprised they share it though, fuck.

DARY: Same way they share a set of testicles. And maybe a tongue.

GLEN: Ooh, don't tempt me Daryl.

WAYNE (turns to RILEY and JONESY): Now where in the hell did yous two nutsacks get a cock from anyways? You better not've stolen it right out from under some poor unsuspecting farmer's nose.

RILEY: We bought it down at the feed store boys.

JONESY: Heard about people keeping chickens as pets boys.

RILEY: How they're so cute and cuddly. Plus free eggs boys.

JONESY: Need plenty of protein to keep up with the gains boys.

RILEY and JONESY flex. GLEN watches avidly. WAYNE is unimpressed.

RILEY: Accidentally bought a rooster though buddy.

JONESY (sadly): Can't get eggs from a rooster buddy.

RILEY: Still a good pet though buddy.

JONESY: Yeah, just really loves to cuddle with us buddy.

RILEY: Yeah, just really loves to cuddle with us on the sofa buddy.

WAYNE: Shouldn't keep farm animals as pets. Fuck.

DARY: Farm animals belong on a farm. S'why they're called farm animals.

WAYNE: Like. You wouldn't let a sow into you're living room. And you wouldn't let a cow into your living room. So why the fuck are you cuddling up on the couch with a cock?

JONESY: Shouldn't knock it till you've tried it.

DARY: I'll knock you.

GLEN: Boys please. Lets not fight. Not when we're all gathered here today for such a noble purpose as comparing cocks.

ALL: Fine.

GLEN: All righty now, let's see. We've got Daryl's cock: cock. We've got Wayne's cock: only nutsacks name their cocks. Riley and Jonesy's collective cock: Terry Sawcock. What do you call your cock, Noah?

NOAH: While there are a great quantity of cocks at the Dyck farm, this is our most quality.

WAYNE: Quality Dyck if you will.

GLEN: Quality Dyck it is.

DARY: Sure 'nough.

WAYNE: Like you see that cock and you say, that's Quality Dyck all right. And no mistake.

GLEN: Mhm! And I know from Quality Dyck. Now, if that's everyone, we can get on with the judging...

MCMURRY barges in: Wait! (Approaching WAYNE) Wayne. How're'you'now? Good'n'you. Ohnotsobad. Okay! (Turns to the GROUP) I, McMurry, am entering my cock in this little competition. So all you sumbitches can make a hole.

GLEN: Well someone's all riled up! You can go ahead and enter your cock right here, McMurry. No need to shout.

DARY (angry): Yeah, no need to bust our balls.

WAYNE (placating): Go have a dart.

DARY (begrudgingly): Yeah, I'll have a dart.

WAYNE and DARY exit.

FADE TO BLACK.

ESTABLISHING SHOT OF THE AGRICULTURAL FESTIVAL.

ZOOM ON TWO COCK SHAKUR PLAYING FOR A CROWD IN FRONT OF THE AG BUILDING.

PAN OVER KATY AND DAN IN THE AUDIENCE.

ZOOM ON GLEN AS HE ENTERS THE STAGE AT THE FRONT OF THE CROWD.

GLEN: How'reyounow?

AUDIENCE: Good'n'you?

GAIL: All this cock talk's got me wetter than a lighthouse keeper's slicker in a Noreaster, I can tell you that much.

DAN: Gailer!

KATY: First Glen is here judging and now Gail's here.

GAIL approaches KATY and DAN.

DAN: Yeah, Gail. I didn'ts know you were so interesteds in the agriculturals.

GAIL: Less interested in the agriculturals than in seeing some. Good. Hand. Raised. Cock. Specially when I heard Wayne's entered in the cock judging.

DAN to KATY: She knows it's nots actual cocks, rights?

KATY to GAIL: More importantly, is Modean's actually closed?

DAN: Tells me it didn't burns down agains.

KATY: This town needs a fucking bar.

GAIL: Nah, Modean's 3 is still alive and kicking sure as this old goat. But when Glen told me he'd be judging cocks at the agricultural festival I figured the whole fucking town'd be here rather than down Modean's.

DAN: Nots a bad turnsout for Letterkenny's first evers ag festival.

KATY: A great fucking turnout.

GAIL: Plus, I get a chance to see Wayne's cock today – and that's worth a day's profits right there.

KATY: Gross.

GAIL: Not that I've actually lost a day's profits. Bonny's been making the rounds at the Ag festival and apparently, business. Is. Banging.

CUT TO BONNY WEAVING HER WAY THROUGH THE CROWD WITH A TRAY OF SHOT GLASSES AND BEER BOTTLES.

KATY and DAN whistfully, along with CROWD: Bonny McMurry?

GLEN (impatient): Can I have your attention please!

PAN BACK TO GLEN.

GLEN: The event we've all been waiting for – I know I have – the cock judging. Lets meet our contestants!

GLEN gestures to the stage like a game show host: First up is Wayne!

AUDIENCE applauds.

WAYNE enters with his rooster and stands stoically, hands in belt loops.

GLEN examining the rooster: An impressive cock. Sturdy. Well built. And a real big fella. Nearly eight pounds, and pure muscle. Wayne, I think you've got a real champion cock here.

WAYNE nods stoically.

GAIL: And that's not the only cock of his I hear is impressive.

GLEN: Oooh, tell me more.

WAYNE: Glen.

GAIL: That rooster's not the only cock almost eight somethings.

MCMURRY (from backstage): Wait, is that measured over or under the balls.

GAIL: And plenty of stamina to make it through those cold Canadian winter nights. If. You. Know. What. I. Mean.

GLEN: No, please continue in explicit detail.

WAYNE: Glen!

GLEN: Ok, fine. (Gestures WAYNE to move to the rear of the stage.) Moving along, next up is Dary!

AUDIENCE applauds.

GLEN examining the rooster: Oh, you've got a feisty one here, Dary. Plenty of personality! A little smaller than Wayne's but still an excellent cock. And those freckles are just too cute!

DARY: Aw, thanks Glen.

GLEN: And I'd happily take a look at your other cock if you want, Daryl.

DARY: Thanks for the offer Glen, but like I said, I only got the one.

GLEN: Oh never mind.

GLEN waves DARY off the stage.

DARY moves to stand next to WAYNE.

GLEN: Here's our next contestant, Noah Dyck!

AUDIENCE applauds.

GLEN: Now this is something special, y'all. An excellent example of a Canadian heritage breed, known for being an excellent layer and quite robust as well. Yes, I think we can all agree that this is certainly Quality Dyck right here.

NOAH: Thank you Preacher Glen. Such comments mean much coming from such an experienced judge of cocks as yourself.

GLEN: Oh, Noah. You'll make me blush. (GLEN rapidly ushers NOAH to stand next to DARY and WAYNE)  Anywho, our next contestant is Riley and Jonesy!

AUDIENCE applauds with some confusion.

DAN: What, both of thems? Collectivelys?

KATY: It makes sense. They do everything else together.

DAN: Everythings?

GAIL: Ev. Ry. Thing.

DAN: Katy?

KATY: Can confirm.

DAN: Wow. Didn'ts needs to knows thats.

KATY: You did ask.

GAIL: It's not like we gave you a blow. By. Blow account. But if you really want to know...

GLEN: This cock's a little smaller than the ones we've seen previously. Not as much muscle – might want to exercise it a little more, boys. Just really put it through it's paces.

SHORESY: Yeah! Give your balls a tug titfuckers!

RILEY: Fuck you, Shoresy! Where's your cock, if you think you're so good!

SHORESY: Fuck you Riley! If you want to know about my cock, just ask your mom. She saw plenty of it last night. Rode me so hard reverse cowgirl style I thought she was going to snap it off.

JONESY: Fuck you Shoresy!

SHORESY: Don't worry, Jonesy. Your mom was there to kiss it all better.

RILEY and JONESY: Fuck you Shoresy!

GLEN: Well! All audience commentary aside, I think you've got a very shapely cock, Riley. And I think if you put in the time, worked hard and raised it properly, you could have a real champion cock on your hands.

RILEY: Thanks, boys!

JONESY: Yeah, thanks boys!

GLEN: You're welcome. Now go sit down so we can get to our next contestant!

RILEY and JONESY fistbump and move to join the others.

McMURRY pushes forward through the other contestants: Yes, I McMurry am here to have my cock judged in front of all of you. And I'm gonna win this cocksucking cock competition, just you watch.

MRS McMURRY: Knock 'em dead, baby. Love you.

McMURRY: Love you too baby.

GLEN (awkward): Well, this cock's a little on the small side...

KATY: And that's a little bit of an understatement.

JARED KEESO CHARACTER #1: It's fucking tiny, McMurry. I've got a bigger cock hatched out an egg yesterday.

JARED KEESO CHARACTER #2: How'd you get a woman like Mrs. McMurry with a tiny cock like that?

JARED KEESO CHARACTER #1: You're a piece of shit, McMurry.

MRS McMURRY: Don't listen to him. Your cock's perfect, baby.

GLEN: Yes, well. They say it's not size that counts, but in this case – and a few others – that's just not true. Sorry, McMurry. You're out of the competition.

McMURRY: Goldangit all! (Exits STAGE mumbling profanities)

MRS McMURRY rushes after him.

GLEN: Now on to our last competitor! Modean Three's own Bonny McMurry!

AUDIENCE applauds.

DAN: I's hads no ideas she raised cocks.

KATY: I seem to remember her raising your cock pretty frequently there Dan.

DAN: I seems to remembers yous were plentys affected as well, Miss Katy.

KATY: What can I say? I like a woman with a championship cock.

GLEN: And what an excellent cock it is! A little on the slender side, but shapely! And what a lovely temperament. Outgoing without being pushy! Oh, it's just gorgeous!

WAYNE (aside to Dary): Now that's a lovely cock.

DARY: It's a beautiful cock for sure.

WAYNE: Oh it's a gorgeous cock.

GLEN: I think we have a winner folks! Let's hear it for Bonny McMurry's excellent cock!

FADE OUT TO AUDIENCE APPLAUSE AS BONNY McMURRY ACCEPTS A TROPHY.

SHOT OPENS ON THE PRODUCE STAND. WAYNE, DAN, AND DARY ARE SITTING IN THEIR USUAL SEATS WITH THEIR USUAL PUPPERS. KATYS CHAIR IS TAKEN BY WAYNE AND DARY'S ROOSTERS.

DAN: Recon Miss Katies is going to wants her seats back anytimes soons?

WAYNE: I imagine she's occupied for the evening.

DARY: Can't really blame her. I mean, who knew Bonny McMurry had such a championship cock?WAYNE: Hell, anybody'd want to go celebrate down MoDean's after a win like that. She's more than earned it, showing up all our cocks like that.

DARY: Still, there's no shame in coming second, good buddy.

DAN: Especiallys nots against such stiffs competitions.

WAYNE: I reckon you're right there, Dary. Andyouwannaknowwhat? Ain't no shame in coming third neither.

DAN: Especiallys nots against such stiffs competitions.

WAYNE stands and holds his hand out for DARY to shake: Congratulations Dary. That's a mighty fine cock you've got there.

DARY stands and shakes WAYNE's hand: Not as nice as yours, Wayne. Congratulations on the cock.

WAYNE and DARY sit.

WAYNE looks at where the roosters are sitting next to each other: Well, I'll give those hockey nutsacks this. They are cuddly little fuckers, aren't they?

DARY hawks a loogie in agreement.

WAYNE: Still not letting 'em in the fucking house though.

WAYNE, DARY, and DAN take a drink of PUPPERS.

CREDITS ROLL.

#letterkenny #this is essentially one long dick joke #@ jared keeso: call me

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recent gay storylines

lemme update you on some delicious (kinda) new mlm storylines I’ve been watching lately so maybe you can tune in and do the same

Travis & Emmett on Station 19

If you start with 3x07, it’s an introduction of Emmett – new man for Travis. And lemme tell you it’s a very juicy storyline because they hook up and then awkwardness ensues at work because they didn’t know both of them were firefighters and have to work together now. Plus Emmett is chief’s son, he’s closeted and has a girlfriend, so let me just tell you the whole story has been very consistent and exciting and there’s more to come.

Little America (1x08)

Little America is an anthology series full of funny, romantic, heartfelt, inspiring, and surprising stories about the lives of immigrants in the United States. Episode 1x08 is about a gay Syrian refugee dreams of being granted asylum in the United States so he can live openly. Just finished it and it’s brilliant. That one actor from Class who played a gay is in it too. Kelly Clarkson songs! It’s really good.

Mo and Eddie on Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist

It’s very new and recent, but I like the show alone as well. It’s like Glee (when it comes to music) but better. Mo is played by Unique from Glee btw! Skylar Astin is in it as well. Just watch it.

Jorge and Bernardo on Katy Keene

Jorge, the main character of the show, dating a hot firefighter. I mean, c’mon. 

Diary of a Future President

It’s a Disney+ show and it is not VERY recent, but at the same time I feel like it’s slept on. The show’s pretty progressive, even when it comes to LGBTQ+. The main character the show’s about has a brother and he develops a crush on his friend.

An Almost Ordinary Summer

Two families are brought together for a surprise marriage - between their patriarchs. Very feel-good comedy if you want something easy.

Almost Love

A romantic comedy about a group of friends navigating love, life, and relationships as they reach the mid-point. At the heart of the story are two gays (one of them is played by Chris Evans’ brother). I haven’t seen this yet, but I’m about to soon. So let’s hope it’s good.

#lgbtedit #lgbtcinema #station 19 #doafp #katy keene #zoey's extraordinary playlist #little america #scott evans #text #gay #lgbt #lgbt rec #gay rec

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🗝👤🔎

I'm curious 👀

🗝 how did you get into the series? what made you want to watch it?

So, my good friend, @trans-klaus-baudelaire, was talking about it in a discord we're in, and was like "its not for me, I wish I could like it, it's just too scary" and I was like, "yeah, I don't do good with scary stuff, either." And then, one day, I was really bored, and I was like "okay, I'm just gonna watch the first episode to get it out of my system!" And then fast forward three hours I had binged it all and was down a hole of theories and hcs and Martin Walls' twitter. It just sounded interesting.

👤 do you have a favorite character?

Rosemary and Sophie are my favorites, definitely. I love them so much. I was expecting Rosemary to be my favorite - my favorite in fandoms is almost always mom or mom-adjacent characters - but Sophie has captured my heart and she makes me very happy all the time.

Sophie is just - amazing. I love her horrible bangs and her beauty mark. I love how she's just trying to figure her shit out while also trying to hunt down murder animatronics. I love how much she loves her girlfriend. I love how she talks to herself, I love how as a kid she had braces, I love how she has her dad's smile. I love how tiny she is and I love how she looks so tired all the time. She's just so wonderful!

And Rosemary! Her turtleneck! Her eyes! Her hair! Her stare! Her smile! How she won't put up with shit! How she writes songs and draws and is such a good mom! How she inspired Sha! How she was probably good friends with Susan and Linda! So lady, much wow!

And how interesting their dynamics are with the rest of the twf cast!! I just - osgnoifjglks they are my only braincells and sometimes they smack together and create a thought.

🔎 do you have any theories or headcanons?

OH BOY OH BOY DO I

Lets start with the hcs!

- Rosemary and Charles are siblings - and they have an older sister (who I have opted to call Louise). Their sibling relationship is kinda strained, due to their parents heavily favoring Rosemary and shoving their other children, especially Charles, aside. Charles and Rosemary agreed to get along when Sophie was born, and Louise left Brighton around age seventeen - though Louise came back to adopt Sophie.

- There are no hets or neurotypicals - save for Felix. Felix is cishet and neurotypical because I hate him.

- Jack is a demiromantic demisexual demiboy (trifecta), Rosemary is bi and demigirl, Susan is of course a trans lesbian, Linda's pan, Charles is gay, Sophie is a nb lesbian, and Jenny is another trans lesbian!

- Sophie broke her leg getting away from Bon and is physically scarred from the experience.

- Jack was a very touchy person and always gave people nicknames, which went double if you were Rosemary. Besides Rosie, he would sometimes call her Hedy, due to a comment he made about her being so pretty, she might as well be Hedy Lamarr. (For context, Hedy Lamarr was a 1940s/50s movie star who was billed as 'the most beautiful woman in the world' by MGM and is widely thought to be one of the most beautiful people ever captured on film.)

- Sophie had buckteeth as a kid, which is why she had braces.

- Jack associates Rosemary with sheep because when Jack met her, Rosemary was carrying around a small stuffed sheep, which she called Katie. He couldn't get the association out of his head after that.

- Linda and Felix's cat was named Golightly, though it was mostly called Go.

NOW ONTO THE THEORIES (because I could go on with hcs forever)

- I do agree with you that Chris had something to do with the people being killed and possibly Jack's death. My personal theory is that Chris knows what happened to Edd and Molly, and what starts as an act of 'help' towards Felix just spirals into Chris helping Felix mop up blood and probably being the co-runner of the Relocation Project, back when it was still active.

- I do think Jack is in Bon, or otherwise has control of Bon. I'm not sure how much Felix had to do with it, though.

- Okay, my most elaborate theory! It's the idea that Felix (and possibly Chris) - basically had a bigger hand in Ashley's death than first thought. Felix/Chris knew Bon wanted Sophie, so instead of actually giving Sophie over, they sent in three Bunny Smiles Employees, gave them a key, and hoped that the most curious one would go ahead, look for the door, and find Billy. The reason that the cassette tape is Like That is because it was only supposed to be a decoy, something vaguely interesting to keep the victim in place while Bon popped his eyes back in, straightened out his joints, and ran over to kill the person unlucky enough to come across him. Bon thought Ashley was Sophie, which is why he stuffed her, and its why he checked if Brian really was Sophie before trying to stuff him. He'd already failed once! (tell me if you need any clarification for this, i tend to be bad at explaining things ijgn)

#jean has an ask #thank you!!

[welcome-to-the-cafe]

Shang-Chi (2021) Review Pt. 2

This one will be about the less character-relevant stuff, such as casting, props, settings, and design.

Easiest first: props and costumes.

A bit cool, a bit silly, and bit too "Chinese-themed".

The old Ten-Ring troops had normal armor for the time and age. The new Ten Ring troops looked like the Snake-Eyes fodder ninjas but with tassled helmets. Like I appreciate what they were going for, but...it look dumb dude. And what they were doing with only one hook sword? The electrified thing was cool, but y'all didn't use the bladed hand guard, the combo hook move, the spiked pommel...wasted potential smh. And then the electric arc crossbows....again I appreciate the idea, but that was silly, especially after we showed the Ten Rings sniper with a normal ass gun. Or, just go full sino-futurism and give me the chainsaw spiked club, the electrified monk's spade, taser three section staff.

The villager's clothes were too...saturated, and monochromatic. It kinda reminded me of Mulan (2020) actually, the white people's ancient Chinese clothing. In contrast, in the he TianLongBaBu wuxia series I've been watching, people dress in...normal earth tones. Oh also, too many fucking sandals, where are my black loafers and thick white socks, with rope bindings? Like the kind modern Shaolin monks wear?? The villager's weapons too. Only Xialing's was kind of interesting, the rest are vanilla staffs and sword+shield. Boooo. Where's the dragonscale fangtianhuaji? The dragonscale guandao? Ok I'm done. Just disappointed.

Wenwu's costumes were pure drip in every scene. Zero complaints.

Shang-Chi's letterman's jacket was my favorite costume to be honest. He should not have changed in the village. The final costume seemed a bit too...modern, but not quite to the level of the Black Panther suit. It just seemed like Western superhero top with a vaguely Chinese pattern on it. Or it looked kindof...southeast asian? Wish it had no sleeves.

Katy should've kept her Macau drip. The "traditional" robe just didn't look right.

Xialing looked the best in her inverse Bruce Lee colors crop top and sweats. Like damn.

Ying Li's robes' green is too saturated in my opinion, unnaturally. Same with Michelle Yeoh's character. Now that I think about it, I hardly ever see bright green in traditional Chinese clothes...or modern Chinese fashion. Her pristine white/biege wushu outfit is also meh for me.

Death Dealer's dark blue + yellow colors are quite striking, but a bit odd and out of place with the rest of the Ten Rings' getup. Perhaps it was intentional, since he's the elite trainer? I wish it was more modern, a la Snake Eyes' suit. I would also like to complain about his opera face makeup though; why only the top half? Is that even a real opera face design? It's kind of a dumb half-ass reference I think. Like, Noh masks are used all the time for creepy effect, why not Beijing Opera?

Next, CGI animals.

Morris the Hundun/Dijiang was cute, but I half expected him to suddenly go nuts and devour Slattery, since the Hundun is one of the primordial evil beasts. But Disney needs their marketable mascot. I even saw a Lego piece for him before the movie was released!

The trip through the other world was a bit too safari-like. Like wow, the Ninetails is just chilling by the road, and a herd of Qilin conveniently pass by. The execution of these creatures were fine, though the Qilin eyes were too "dead".

I don't have problems with the Lions' design, but they were completely unnecessary, and lowered the stakes for the final battle for me. Those two lions could literally tear apart all five of Wenwu's trucks in less than a minute.

I stated already, the big evil monster, the little soulsuckers, and the dragon are completely unnecessary to me. Even when I saw just the wood carving of the soulsucking bats, I felt disappointed. Xialing and Shangchi spent way too long riding the big dragon and not doing kungfu :/

Onto settings.

I just recently visited Bay Area! The hilliness of SF was nicely showed off by the bus fight.

Macao seemed well-grounded and normal for a modern Chinese metropolis. Was portrayed better than Tokyo was in Snake Eyes in my opinion. The bamboo scaffolding scene reminded me heavily of Rush Hour 2's Hong Kong fight, and I could hear Jackie Chan assuring us "don't worry, Chinese bamboo, very strong!".

The Ten Rings compound was...eh. No defining features to locate it anywhere real so whatever. But the interior was weirdly homey?

The Ta Lo village is what I really want to complain about: why they gotta throw Chinese people back to the Xia dynasty like that? Straw huts? Really? And there was a total of like 7 buildings there, across a tiny area. That is not a village, it's a medium-sized temple complex. Kung Fu Panda 3's hidden panda village was loads more impressive, with interesting geography. This was on a flat plane next to a pond. Combined with the costuming, it's like hello, it's hokey Western orientalism again.

Casting.

Tony Leung. Perfect. Outstanding. Phenomenal. Sexy as hell. I have recovered fully from Lust, Caution. I see on Tiktok that westerners are thirsting after him, and I am very satisfied. The "Killmonger-Loki" Effect is now the "Wenwu-Killmonger-Loki" Effect. I only wish he were younger, because I hate the "daddy" kink. Mr. Leung, you are a hero to Asian-American men. Thank you.

Awkwafina. Yeah she is pretty good as the unabashed ABC friend. But lately, I feel she has been over-used as the main Chinese-American actress. On some social media, I have seen Black users complain of her 'blaccent' and vow to boycott Shang-Chi in protest. I'm inclined to defend her, as it is probably what she grew up with, and the boycott feels like another attempt to draw moral hierarchical divisions between minorities. Similar sentiment is "yall didn't come out for Black Panther, why should we come out for Shang-Chi?". I don't have any data as to whether 'we' did come out for Black Panther, but I generally disapprove of POC factionalism.

Simu Liu. I'm glad that Westerners are thirsting over him too. I'm glad he's very enthusiastic and affable, and well-liked in the Asian-American community. He's us! And he got a shirtless scene! But the catch is...he doesn't fit the current Chinese standard for "hot guy actor".

From the majority angle: that's toxic af. He's hot enough, why are we being so picky with dumb Asian beauty standards? Will we ever properly support ourselves? Like damn, this is the first Asian-American lead in a goddamn Marvel movie, and this is how you treat him?? By the Heavens.

From the other angle: his eyes are small, his jaw kind of round, head kind of wide. Not the most masculine, but definitely not feminine. He's a normal Chinese-American dude. Chinese dude, Harbin, Heilongjiang born. Compare that to Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Paul Rudd, Chris Pratt, Sebastian Stan, Chadwick Boseman, Anthony Mackie, etc. These are among the finest western specimens; why did the pick the Asian hero to be played by the 'normal-looking' dude? Was Jackson Wang not available? Or Ludi Lin? I personally have a suspicion that his appearance most fits the stereotypical look of an Asian man to Western audiences, and that's why he was cast.

He's received hate for this, from Reddit r/aznidentity, the sub that I frequent, which currently is cheering Shang-Chi's box-office success. That's toxic af, and must be heartbreaking for him. Unfortunately, it's part of the larger conflict of Western and Eastern media, representation, markets, and culture. And that's a big fish to wrangle in part 3.

#shang chi #simu liu #awkwafina #kevin watches #asian american #tony leung

[theatrekidmadi]

Billboard Hot 100 - 2020 Top 40 Debuts

* "Woah" by Lil Baby

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* “Rare” by Selena Gomez

* “You should be sad” by Halsey

* “Good News” by Mac Miller

* “Sum 2 Prove” by Lil Baby

* “Life Is Good” by Future feat. Drake

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* “Darkness” by Eminem

* “What A Man Gotta Do” by The Jonas Brothers

* “Godzilla” by Eminem feat. Juice WRLD

* “Anyone” by Demi Lovato

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* “I Do It” by Lil Wayne feat. Big Sean & Lil Baby

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[katyobsesses]

Katy my beloved 🧡

so once you're up and you have time!!

I'm requesting your list of the characters brithdays

anyways good night may your dreams be sweet because it is late for you ✨

Good Morning! It is 8am on a Sunday! and I want to go back to sleep! but I have a train to catch at 9!

So, Birthdays!! I posted about it on Reddit like almost a year ago (the first thing i ever did on reddit, actually!) So I'll copy paste that and change some things because i think I have changed some things since.

So I started this because of my fic series One More New Direction and i went a bit inane due to, like, timelines. so i wanted to give everyone birthdays if they didn't already have them. (and obviously have a note of them all just in case they could be used in the plot)

Here is a screenshot from my timeline google sheets of all of the birthdays (ignore the OCs and the colour coding, it's just me trying to keep track of who is new and who is graduated, this is also why Roderick isn't in this, becasue in my fic he hasn't transfered yet (this is the year between S5a & 6) and Jane hasn't started highschool so that's why she's not on it) and I'll explain them (mostly S2 NDs) under the cut (my reddit comment amended, basically) 💛

I know I missed Blaine but... he's not in my fic as a ND member at all so i didn't give him a birthday just yet because i haven't needed to.

Puck: Aug 17th 1993 I choose Mark's actual birthday because Glee did that with Kurt so why not the other characters. - I see Puck as being the second oldest after Kurt, just based on vibes, so Mark's birthday fit here.

Rachel: Dec 18th 1994 This is her canon birthday. this means she turns 16 in S2 which makes her the youngest of her year group. I've headcanoned that she skipped a grade, or maybe her dad's started her in school a year earlier than everyone else because, well, it's Rachel.

Santana: Jan 12th 1994 Basically I used Naya's birthday. I know this messes up Finn's 'canon' birthday but bare with me.

Finn: Jan 15th 1994 I didn't use Finn's canon birthday because in S4 Sue says he's 19, like a lot, and I also couldn't find it anywhere but the Fandom Wiki. So his canon birthday doesn't work. Finn dies at 19 and if his birthday was the canon one of Aug 24th 1994 he wouldn't have been 19 when he died but 18. So I changed it and used Naya's birthday and what was said during S1's madona episode that Finn was 3 days younger to come up with Jan 15th.

Quinn: Feb 1st 1994 Basically I just looked up her birthday and there was a random thread on Fandom Wiki that stated this was her birthday so I rolled with it because it works with the timeline.

Britt: March 14th 1994 It's what it says on Fandom Wiki, but I don't remember it ever being said in canon. However it's also Pi day (3.14) so that's fun for the 'math genius'

Tina: Mar 28th 1995 A year younger than the others as she graduates S4 not S3. I was going to go with Jenna's birthday just because but apparently her and Harry (Mike) share the same birthday! So I had Mike have April 28th and moved Tina's up a month

Mike: Apr 28th 1994 See above I guess. It's Harry's birthday so I rolled with it. graduates S3

Sam: May 6th 1995 A year younger because he graduates S4. It's said in the prom episode that his birthday was a week before so I looked up when American's have prom (I'm english) and yeah. this was what I decided??? I can't remember why exactly I chose that date but I'm sticking with it because I can't change it in my fic now without messing stuff up. I maybe would change it to a week earlier so at the end of April.

Kurt: May 27th 1993 This is canon and makes Kurt the oldest in the club which is fun since Chris is the youngest of the main cast and it's also Chris's Birthday take away 3 years. My headcanon is that his mum and dad kept him back a year before starting school because he was so small or something OR that he missed too much school when his mom died and had to retake a year. I'm leaning towards the latter because that's a sadder backstory.

Artie: Jun 14th 1995 A year younger than everyone. again, I used the actor's birthday because I'm lazy and it fit.

Mercedes: Jul 10th 1994 I just see Mercedes having a summer birthday for some reason. IDK? literally just picked my mom's birthday.

And that's it for the main cast.

Here's the S3&4 newbies too, but it's mostly either random or the actor's birthday.

Unique: Aug 20th 1995 so she's in the year below Sam/Tina/Artie in my headcanon which is why she's not still at McKinley or highschool in S6. Alex's Newell's birthday.

Ryder: Sep 14th 1996 A year younger than Unique. A Sophomore in S4 (I think that may be said somewhere? or at least implied?) He could be a Freshman too, so 1997 or stick with '96 and have him kept back a year because of his dyslexia, but I decided against that in my story. Just a random date I picked because I didn't have anyone else in September.

Marley: Oct 4th 1996 Also a Sophomore in S4. (again I think that's said?) Melissa's birthday

Jake: Oct 17th 1997 Freshman in S4. Honestly, it's simply because Puck doesn't know him and if he was a Freshman in S3 than Puck would have maybe interacted with him? or at least known there was another Puckerman in the school and I don't think it's said anywhere that he's transfered or anything. so hence, a freshman... Jacob Artist's birthday.

Joe: Nov 12th 1994 completely random. In my head canon he's in the same year as Sam/Tina/Artie

Sugar: Feb 14th 1996 A year younger than Sam/Tina/Artie. I also just like the idea of her birthday being on Valentine's day, it kinda makes the whole Sugar Shack thing kinda sad in a 'noone would come if it was just for my birthday but! Valentines!!' way

Kitty: Feb 22 1997 Young enough to come back in S6 as a Senior (don't get me started on the confusion of that timeline) Random date.

I also headcanon the McCarthy twins as around late-1998/1999 (I picked 23rd May because Twins and Gemini! Only one based on astrology!) and in their sophomore year in S6. Same with Spencer

Rodderick ~ 1997 ish. I believe it's stated that he's a senior in S6? Same with Alistair??

Jane's a Freshman in S6 so a late-1999/2000 birthday.

and Myron is around November 2001 ish because he turns 13 in roughly November 2014... i think... again S6 timeline is insane.

#now i need to get ready #that took me longer than I thought it would!! #opps!! #time to pack and rush out the door #uhg #glee headcanon #glee #glee headcanons #glee birthdays #I will tag this properly with the characters on the train i thing #*think #myle 💛 #ask

[droppingpetals]

will i ever stop reposting this ad bc i want more plots and ships ? the answer is no .

i’m looking for more plots, ships and rp partners bc i’d die for some new ships to obsess over !!  SO here’s my rp information :  

i only really write on discord now bc tumblr is a lot of work

i play both males and females and i’d appreciate it if you did too !

i do all pairings ( m/f, m/m and f/f )  with a slight preference for gay thangs !

i love playing characters of all ages — everything from 18 all the way up to even 50 is good to me, and i will give you my love if you do older muses with me ??

i absolutely LOVE pinterest boards n making playlists and edits and whatnot for ships

i have a bunch of character ideas i’d love to do and fcs i’d love to use and some of them will be listed underneath the read more, along with a few base plots to give an idea of what kind of plots i generally like to do ! but pls remember, the things i do are not limited to things that i’ve listed below !

if you’d be interested in writing with me, please go ahead & like this post and i shall come to you via tumblr ims <3

fcs i want to play but are not limited to :

kaya scodelario  /  keira knightley  /  ana de armas  /  axel auriant  /  cillian murphy  /  josh stewart  /  sebastian stan  /  andrew lincoln  /  elle fanning  /  katie mcgrath  /  amanda seyfried  /  lily collins  /  kristine froseth  /  lucy boynton  /  jaime lorente  /  arón piper  /  samara weaving  /  henrik holm  /  margaret qualley  /  rocco fasano  /  victoria pedretti  /  haley bennett  /  rachael taylor  /  álvaro rico  /  oliver jackson-cohen /  rosamund pike  /  rob james-collier  /  federico cesari  /  emily blunt  /  richard armitage   /  willa fitzgerald  /  michiel huisman  /  robert pattinson  /  emily vancamp  /  dan stevens  /  chase stokes  /  yvonne strahovski  /  matthew mcconaughey  /  james denton   /  !! björn mosten !!  /  all skam fcs  / adam demos  / bridgerton cast!!!

fcs i’d love to play against but are not limited to :

henry cavill  /  james mcavoy  /  john krasinski  /  mike vogel  /  hugh dancy  /  richard madden  /  chris evans  /  gwilym lee  /  armie hammer  /  max irons  /  rocco fasano  /  oliver jackson-cohen  /  maxence danet-fauvel  /  jai courtney  /  evan roderick  /  chase stokes  /  literally any girl ever ok  /  jessica chastain  / all skam fcs  /  the entire elite cast  /  bridgerton cast!!!!

this list is much shorter bc i couldn’t come up with any more and these are just the ones that Really came to me off the top of my head

some plot ideas :

period plots!!! historical plots!! anything based on period dramas!!!

mumus!!! give me plots with multiple muses!!

something kinda like outer banks ??

anything to do with the worlds of got / lotr / potc and such

domestic plots!!!! give me hs sweethearts who made it!!!! (but especially if it gay??) also divorced couple still having to be around each other bc kids and cue pining?? or any kind of other domestic plots!!! with fluff and angst!!!

college plots!!!! frat plots?? no homo plots??

fantasy plots?? i wanna dive into those, think got and lotr etc

crime plots!!! especially if you let me play a mob boss matthew mcconaughey!!!

apocalyptic plots!!!! zombies!!! zombie apocalypse plots!!!

this vibe?? “unlovable” characters experiencing love for the first time??

lowkey also toxic relationships .... give me a pair that doesnt work together but they’re so in love that they cant stay away :/

this plot!!! please!!! high school sweethearts!!!

sports plots?? ice hockey, football / soccer, cheerleading, figure skating??? boxing???

some ships i’ve also been dying to do :

brandon flynn x richard madden

timothée chalamet x armie hammer

andrew lincoln x hugh dancy

federico cesari x rocco fasano

axel auriant x maxence danet-fauvel

ana de armas x jai courtney / edgar ramirez

yvonne strahovski x jai courtney / henry cavill

emily blunt x john krasinski

lucy boynton x gwilym lee

rachael taylor x krysten ritter

regé-jean page x phoebe dynevor

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