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ameliagomez50 · 2 years
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Explorer K2 Kayak, 2-Person Inflatable Kayak Set with Aluminum Oars, Manual and Electric Pumps
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Comfortable for anyone: Kayak includes an adjustable inflatable seat with backrest; Cockpit designed for comfort and space
Dimensions: Inflated size 10 feet 3 x 3 feet x 1 feet 8 inch; Maximum weight capacity: 400 pounds
Directional stability: Removable SKEG for directional stability
Increased visibility: In case of emergency, bright yellow color helps visibility
Made for smaller bodies of water: Explorer k2 is made for smaller bodies of water including lakes and mild rivers
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gilfrespecter · 1 year
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OH!!! FUCK I FORGOT I GOTTA FIND AN ARCHERY RANGE NOW THAT I DONT HAVE TITS IM SO EXCITED TO LEARN HOW TO SHOOT CORRECTLY
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unsponsoreduk · 2 months
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Thule WingBar Edge - Review
For the last three years I have been using a set of Thule WingBar Edge Roof bars on my cars. The first car this set was used on was a F56 Mini John Cooper Works with a set of factory fitted flush roof rails and now they sit on my F31 BMW 3 Series Wagon/Touring. Thule WingBar Edge – Review Interestingly the last time I reviewed a set of roof bars was on my last F31 BMW in around 2016. Now this…
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bubblegumjudas · 1 year
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Went kayaking with friends today and it was really fun, gonna go again sometime
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stayawesomevanlife · 2 years
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realbacchus · 2 years
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I'm just mad that Gansey has a Camero and my actual real life mom had a Camero when she was a teenager and I'll never be as cool as them
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kayakingoutpost · 2 years
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XGeek Soft Roof Rack Pads,Universal Car Roof Rack Pad for Kayak/SUP/Snow Board/Surfboard/Canoe,with 4 Buckle Tie Down Straps, 2 Tie Down Ropes, 2 Quick Loop Straps, 2 Hood Loop Straps and Storage Bag
XGeek Soft Roof Rack Pads,Universal Car Roof Rack Pad for Kayak/SUP/Snow Board/Surfboard/Canoe,with 4 Buckle Tie Down Straps, 2 Tie Down Ropes, 2 Quick Loop Straps, 2 Hood Loop Straps and Storage Bag
XGeek Soft Roof Rack Pads,Universal Car Roof Rack Pad for Kayak/SUP/Snow Board/Surfboard/Canoe,with 4 Buckle Tie Down Straps, 2 Tie Down Ropes, 2 Quick Loop Straps, 2 Hood Loop Straps and Storage Bag Product Description & Features: Super Accessories: The XGeek Car Soft Roof Rack Pad has up to 11 accessories in addition to the product itself to provide high stability while you drive. They can…
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Redneck Doug watches 'The Bad Batch: A Different Approach'
Believe it or not, this episode started the first real argument between Doug and I!
Hope y'all enjoy it.
CW: Language and Doug is surprisingly critical of fat folks, despite the fact that he's from one of the least healthy states in the USA, has a massive beer gut, and can put away a whole rack of ribs and multiple barbeque fixin's in one sitting. I've seen it in person, folks. We were snipping at each other over fatphobia, glass houses, and the merits of The Treasure State after this.
I might have sacrificed my invitation to his St Patrick's Day party as a result. Oh well.
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Episode 4: “Adventures in Space Montana” 
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(image from @ladyzirkonia)
And we’re starting off with Little Orphan Blondie behind the wheel of a stolen vehicle because the girl is every inch her hillbilly brothers family.
Why is the plane on fire? Does this end like Alive? I thought ships couldn’t burn in space, I mean, I studied engineering, worked in oil, girl I remember Event Horizon.
Whelp, they crashed in a cold-ass field with some pointy mountains behind them. Clearly Montana. Maybe there’s a national park nearby and they can go hiking.
Aw, no, Mutant Jimmers is stuck behind Daddy Warcrimes’s seat! Let the ol girl out before she pees all over the spare tire!
Did they bring their guns? Hope they did. This is Montana, the Texas of the north, except you can’t find the bodies anywhere. If I was gonna go and murder someone, I’d pick Montana after Alaska.  
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(Pictured: Omega and Crosshair are somewhere in this picture)
A sketchy cold-ass town where everyone’s gambling, there’s too much military trash wandering around and you see your breath even inside the bar? Yup, definitely Montana. 
(“Montana is not like that! I’ve been there multiple times! I almost went to grad school at UM and the kayaking, skiing, hiking, and breweries are amazing!” - Me, defending a state I have never lived in
“Yeah, but have you been to Butte? Thought I was gonna go get eaten by the locals there.” - Doug
::proceed to bicker and fight via texts about the many merits and demerits of the Big Sky State::)
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Aw yeah, Daddy Warcrimes and Little Orphan Blondie got new clothes. Smart man, covering his face, Daddy Warcrimes. He totally looks like me when I gotta rake the lawn in November. I like that sweater, think they’ll sell them at Disneyland? 
And they’re back to gambling. See! I told you this was Montana! They even have a gun rack!
Look at Little Orphan Blondie taking down fools with some cards! I bet Ryan-from-Accounting is smiling watching from Heaven or wherever he’s fighting the Space Balrog to come back as Space Gandalf. 
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Oh who is this fat fuck. Lord a mercy, is he the one fat imperial we have ever seen? Man I tell you what I bet he’s too hefty to ride in an AT-AT and that’s why they sent him to Space Montana, thinking the hiking and eating venison and berries will slim that brother up.
Maybe Vader will force him to run while carrying Palpatine like we did to other recruits in the Navy. 
Nope, he’s gambling with a little girl in a bar, because the Empire just can’t follow rules now can it. That don’t make any sense. I’m with you, Daddy Warcrimes, giving that sour puss to everyone. I would too. 
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And now Officer Fat Fuck is gone done taking money from a child who beat him fair and square. Yup, he works for the government, all right. I bet he manages the Empire’s DMV.
Creepy little street boy wants some cash to tell them where they took Mutant Jimmers. I don’t blame the boy, it looks like no one wants to buy his shitty watermelon and he ain’t got a face.
Why in the hell are there so many animals in crates and shit here? They starting a zoo or something? Is it all to feed Officer Fat Fuck? I need info on this. 
Shit yeah, fire them guns, Daddy Warcrimes! It’s your time to shine, big boy!
Oh yeah they freed Mutant Jimmers! And everybody else. Oh man, is that a kraken? Whelp, its dinner tonight is Officer Fat Fuck. Good on ya, kraken, you may be named after the world’s worst hockey team but ain’t bad all the time now. 
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(pictured: they keep losing games but hey they at least eat imperial officers?)
Gotta fry some dumb Imperial while you’re leaving, of course. Why they wearing them goggles when they got helmets on? Shit, real dumb. Don’t like the Inspector Gadget trench coats either, those can get caught real quick in a door and that’s how you get shot and all. 
Ah yeah, they saved their cash, grabbed a ship, and they’re off to the moon! There they go! 
DADDY RAMBO LITTLE ORPHAN BLONDIE JULIO AND DADDY WARCRIMES ALL BACK TOGETHER! OH MY LORD MEAT MUFFIN I AIN’T EXPECTING THIS THIS EARLY! WOW! 
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(image from @dreamswithghosts)
And Mutant Jimmers is with them too. It’s a good day on the moon! 
Tagging Doug's fans of course: @skellymom @cdblake1565 @megmca @sued134 @eyecandyeoz @amalthiaph @yeehawgeek @eelfuneral @thecoffeelorian @lightwise @archivistofnerddom @askyourfox @heavenseed76 @totallyunidentified
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toptierteaser · 4 months
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The Reason Why You're FAT and What We're Going to Have to Do about it.
A Poem, by TopTierTeaser
It’s the burgers that you’ve been Shake-Shacking,
That have sent your fitness goals backtracking.
All the exercise that you have been lacking,
Which makes you feel like you’ve been backpacking,
When those fat rolls of yours start meatpacking.
All the calories which you’ve been packing,
Like the cupcakes on which you’ve been snacking,
And the pepper your mouth has been jacking,
The donuts your fat face was attacking,
Which has caused your lard ass to start cracking,
Those scales—you fat fuck!—that you’re whacking,
With those pounds your body has been racking.
But the self-control that you’ve been lacking,
And the jogging on which you’ve been slacking,
The binge eating you just can’t start tracking,
That has made your pudge truly nerve-wracking.
Sure! Blame the pancakes the diner’s been stacking,
See how folks run when you start to backing?
No, you don’t cause lately you’ve been blacking,
Out of notice when you start fast-tracking,
Fatty foods you gorge over hopsacking.
Now, I’m certain you’re no longer hacking,
The capacity to go kayaking,
Though, I’m sure you’d be ‘fit’ for linebacking,
A slow player at that, but who’s tracking?
But, if I can’t fix you with my flacking,
Or that fat ass I just can’t stop smacking,
And to stop your compulsive ransacking,
Of the pantries you can’t stop attacking?
I’ll make you take me piggybacking!
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brandonduhaimes · 1 year
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Summer on you
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Pairing: Matt Boldy x reader
Length: 991 words
Preface: Summer days at the lake house with bolds
Authors note: Happy birthday bolds!
You and Matt were currently on the way to Jack's for a weekend with the world junior team. As you pulled into the large driveway you noticed Jack coming outside with grilling tongs in hand. You smiled and waved as Jack ran up to the car. Matt rolled down the window smiling at his friend.
"How you doing Y/n?" He asks.
"Pretty great! It's been a busy couple weeks so the break this weekend will be nice." You smile as Matt makes his way back around the car with your bags.
"Which room are we in huggy?" He asks and Jack takes one of the suitcases from Matt showing you to your room.
"You guys are in here, we are going to grill out and then go down by the lake for the day." Jack says "I'll leave you guys here I have to go make sure Trevor isn't burning the house down."
"We will see you in a little bit!" Matt yells after him and you laugh as he throws the bags up onto the bed.
"Should we change and get downstairs?" You ask and Matt nods. The two of you take turns using the bathroom and putting on swimsuit and a T-shirt.
As you make your way down the stairs you can hear assorted screaming and laughing coming from what you assumed was the kitchen.
As you walk into the kitchen you can smell the aroma of chicken kebabs and rice. When you walked in you saw Alex, Cole and Trevor huddled around the stove inspecting the food being made. You laugh and grab the plates off the counter working on setting the table on the patio.
After this you make your way back into the kitchen where you immediately find yourself tackled in a hug from the boys. You catch up with the three of them and wait for Matt to make his way downstairs.
About five minutes later Matt finally made his way downstairs and everyone sat down to eat. Lunch went well with lots of chirping and loud laughter. Jack then directed everyone down to the lake where people spent hours swimming, yelling, racing jet skis and making each other laugh.
Towards the end of the night you and Matt ran to the store and got stuff for sandwiches and s'mores. You could have spent hours walking around the grocery store enjoying the quiet and looking at different things.
"This is kind of nice" Matt says and you smile at him.
"It feels normal to me, not like its something that we do all the time but I never thought I could actually enjoy grocery shopping." You reply and Matt hums in agreement.
You guys made your way up to the cashiers and Matt paid. With the errands finished the two of you made your way back to Jack's.
Jack had the fire started when the two of you returned and you both took the open swing Matt pulling you on top of him.
The other boys left slowly throughout the night until eventually it was just the two of you left on the swing.
"Come here, I want to show you something." Matt pushes both of you up and leads you towards the shoreline. He pulls out a canoe from the rack and pushes it into the water.
As he helps you into the canoe and you two make your way out into the lake you cant help but notice how beautiful the lights along the shoreline. Shortly after Matt pulls up to a secluded area with a small open cliff set. He pulls up underneath it and shines his phone light up to the top.
You look up to see a beautiful ceiling above full of tiny little white crystals that almost looked like stars.
"Matt its beautiful, how did you find this?" You question and he smiles and rubs the back of his neck.
"I got into a fight with Cole the first year I came here so i went kayaking and explored some of the caves around here. It was really fun so I did that for most of the summer when I wasn't training." He smiles looking back up at the roof of the cave "It was always pretty quiet around here so it was nice for when I needed a break. This one was my favorite just because it had the ceiling."
"Does anyone else know this is here?" You ask and Matt shrugs.
"I don't really know I haven't ever run into anyone here but I bet that other people have found it before. I never told any of the guys about it, I didn't want one of their girls posting it and having people figuring out where we live."
"That makes sense, I kind of like that I'm the first one to see this." You reply.
"Me too." Matt lets the conversation be there and you take in the ceiling that somehow gets more beautiful every time you look at it.
"Y/n I want you to know that I love you. I love you endlessly, you're the only person I've ever loved this much." Matt says quickly and you smile at him.
"I love you so much too Matthew, I wouldn't want to be with anyone else." You kiss him gently on the lips and he smiles slighty into the kiss. After a few seconds you separate and Matt grabs your pinkie with his.
You stay in the cave a little bit longer enjoying each other's company before you both decide to head in for the night.
On your way back to shore you stop and wonder how you had such an amazing boyfriend. You loved him and he loved you and that was al the two of you needed.
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the-hinky-panda · 2 months
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The Drowning Kind : Part 1
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Title: The Drowning Kind
Pairing: Captain Sean Renard x OFC (written as a reader)
Rating: Explicit
Summary: You heard of the Portland Grimm and leave your fundamentalist group of naiads in Vancouver. You just wanted a safe fresh start; you didn't expect to fall in love with a royal hybrid police captain.
“Lots of men want to stay in a boat because they're afraid of drowning. But a mermaid knows: life is just not worth living if you're not ready to drown a few times.”
― C. JoyBell C.
Captain Sean Reynard has many secrets. Some are larger than others. This one is fairly small, relatively speaking. 
He owns a kayak. 
It’s dusty, and hasn't been used in years. He had bought it on a whim, trying to impress a woman long forgotten now, and now he’s thankful for that impulsive purchase. It’s almost eleven at night when he unlatches it from the roof rack of his car and slips the front of it into the water. The moon is full tonight, turning the river silver and the trees on the river bank more gray than black. He’s grabbing the paddle when he hears your footsteps on the soft riverbank. 
“I wasn’t sure if you were making it out tonight,” you say. “Heard it was a rough day in the office.” 
“Rough day in the office means meeting up with you will be a certainty.” 
Your eyes glint in the bright moonlight as you smile at his comment. He still is getting used to having someone genuinely pleased to have him in their presence, no expectations or favors. You’re already dressed in your swimsuit, bare feet, toes curling into the soft silt as the river laps around your ankles. He knows you’ve spent most of the hot summer day in the river, that you know the currents, branches, and estuaries as well as he knows all the roads and neighborhoods in Portland. The perks of being a naiad and a police captain.
He moves towards you, leaning down to kiss you but you retreat a couple steps further into the river with a coy smile. “You’re going to have to catch me first.” 
“Well that hardly seems fair.” 
“I’ll go easy on you,” you give him a wink before turning and disappearing under the silver water. 
He watches the ripples of your movement as you do your laps under the surface and wait for him to launch the kayak. By the time he’s made it to the halfway point in the river, he can see the electric blue glow of your gills as you circle around the kayak. He pulls his paddle out of the water and rests it across his lap. He waits for a few moments, enjoying the silence, letting his eyes adjust to the night sky as more stars start to appear in his vision. He needs this after the frustrations today; he needs the quiet, the physical effort…you. 
Your electric blue eyes are peering at him from the pointed bow of the kayak. You sink below the surface again but appear at the side of the kayak, effortlessly pulling yourself up and sitting, perfectly balanced, in front of him with minimal shifting of the boat. You stay in your naiad form to help with your balancing, air whistling and chirping quietly from the gills along your neck. 
“Do you want to talk about your day?” 
He shakes his head. “No. I’d rather hear about your day.” 
“All my swimming and playing with my fishy friends?” 
“Says the woman who got kicked out of the all you can eat sushi bar last week?” 
“I almost got kicked out! Get your facts straight, Captain.” 
“My apologies.”  He lays a hand over yours and you instinctively pull it away but he catches it, slipping his fingers through yours like a hook and halting your retreat. He can feel the scars of the cutting, the lack of webbing between your fingers. He knows if he looks at your feet, he’ll find the same disfigurement there too. He changes into his hybrid form and waits for your eyes to meet his. “You’re not the only one with marks of shame.” 
You squeeze his hand back and give him a small smile. This is usually when you start listing the differences between them: he had zero control over his heritage, you had made the conscious decision to go against eons of tradition. His mother had tried to protect him as best she could. Your husband had stood by and watched you be cut by the village elders so they wouldn’t do the same to him. He has tried to convince you, shame is shame, details be damned. One day, he hopes you’ll believe him that when he sees you, all he can see is strength, resilience, and bravery.  
He sees everything he wants to be and that’s a much bigger secret than the kayak. 
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thejwilightzone · 8 months
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What kind of cars are you looking at?
I'm just kinda passively looking at cars lol. I have an Equinox that I hate because it doesn't have a roof rack (I go kayaking) and is just boring looking and has no character 😤 when I totaled my Silverado last year it took me 6 months to find another vehicle though so I looked at a lot of different cars. I love Wranglers, old Broncos (not the new ones) and Challengers (which is not practical at all lmao and not good for kayaking but they're cool) and none of them have good gas mileage for the amount of driving I do lol.
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allthecastlesonclouds · 9 months
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part three (the fun one, where i had to rack my brain to remember everything at this camp) (that’s the reason this one’s so much smaller than the last) (highkey though this fabian and this adaine are my favorites)
id under cut :D
[BEGIN ID]
a sketch page of 5 colored digital drawings of the bad kids.
in the top left, adaine abernant is playing tennis. adaine is a white high elf in denim shorts, grey sneakers, and a grey t-shirt that says “👁 see everything” in purple ink. she is leaning back slightly, holding a tennis racket in her right hand and tossing a tennis ball into the air with her left. she looks focused.
in the top right, ayda aguefort sits in a bright green kayak. ayda is a black half-phoenix with fiery hair and wings. she is wearing a grey gradient one piece bathing suit and is holding a kayak paddle. she is smiling slightly.
in the middle left, fabian seacaster floats in water. fabian is a black half elf with grey hair in locs pulled into a topknot. he has top surgery scars, a scar over his right eye, and shaved sides of his head. he is in red bathing shorts. his eyes are closed and he is smiling slightly- he looks content.
in the middle right, there is a headshot of ragh barkrock. ragh is a dark-green skinned half-orc with black hair and shaved sides. he is grinning happily, his eyes shut, and he is holding a piece of grilled cheese.
in the bottom right, kristen applebees holds a paddle. kristen is a white plus-sized human with red hair, green eyes, and a stained-glass halo. she is wearing a blue-with-green-flowers one-piece bathing suit, and has her hair up in a ponytail, tucked over her shoulder. she is looking down, scared, at the paddle, and saying, “please. no.” on the paddle there is a simplistically drawn spider.
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jungle-angel · 11 months
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Even More Summer Prompts
Yeah I figured it’s getting to be that time of year again and I’ve been losing track of how many prompt lists I’ve done (lol). Currently taking requests for Top Gun Maverick, Outer Range, Bad Times At The El Royale, Catch 22 (Hulu), Salem’s Lot and Press Play. 
1. Memorial Day BBQ
2. Tailgating
3. “It’s too hot to make dinner, lets go get popsicles/ice cream instead” 
4. Last day of school
5. Hazy days of summer
6. Fireworks
7. “THOSE DESSERTS ARE FOR THE BBQ!! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF!!” 
8. Beach dates
9. Summer garden work
10. Summer travel
11. A little house in Key West
12. Bonfires
13. Listening to the peepers at night
14. That’s my kind of night (songfic)
15. “It’s just a little something I got off the rack at WalMart”
16. Rain is a good thing (songfic)
17. Memorial Day/Fourth of July veterans’ ride
18. Bedtime stories in the old barn
19. Picking fruit off the bushes 
20. Pool Party
21. Spicy summer foods
22. “Grandma, it’s 90* out and you’re cooking on the stove?!” 
23. Taking the dogs and the kids to the summer farmer’s market
24. Letting the kids run wild on the property
25. Lazy afternoon in the hammock
26. Margaritas on the deck
27. Going swimming in the lake after a hard day’s work
28. Cool baths/showers on a hot night
29. A trip to the water park
30. “Honey! The baby’s running naked through the backyard sprinkler again!” 
31. Getting corn at the roadside stand
32. Fresh cut grass
33. Fishing hole
34. Baseball game
35. “Looks like you got a little too much sun this afternoon” 
36. Canoeing/kayaking
37. Sand castles
38. Sunglasses
39. The kids going off to summer camp
40. Hanging the clothes on the clothesline
41. Teaching the kids how to surf
42. Collecting seashells at the beach
43. The kids camping in the barn loft
44. Secret swimming hole
45. Summer honeymoon
46. “It’s a BBQ, of course it’s gonna be a meatfest” 
47. “I don’t wanna paint the house, it’s too hot” 
48. Thai water festival (goes with summer trip)
49. Broken air conditioner
50. Movie night at the beach/lake
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kayakingoutpost · 2 years
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YOLENY J-Bar 2 Pairs Kayak Rack Canoe Car Racks Foldable Rack Roof Carrier for Kayak & Canoe Boat Kayak Roof Rack for SUV Rooftop Mount on SUV with 2 pcs Tie Down Straps
YOLENY J-Bar 2 Pairs Kayak Rack Canoe Car Racks Foldable Rack Roof Carrier for Kayak & Canoe Boat Kayak Roof Rack for SUV Rooftop Mount on SUV with 2 pcs Tie Down Straps
YOLENY J-Bar 2 Pairs Kayak Rack Canoe Car Racks Foldable Rack Roof Carrier for Kayak & Canoe Boat Kayak Roof Rack for SUV Rooftop Mount on SUV with 2 pcs Tie Down Straps Product Description & Features: [Comprehensive Protection] Thickened sponge cover, with a thickness of 8mm, is applied to the Yoleny kayak rack to reduce the friction between the kayak and the metal pipe, which effectively…
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