#kill + eat the deer!

[solargeist]

you were never supposed to know !!!

#happy julius caesar day . i give you toxic yuri #cw blood #my art #oc #original #original character #sketching #these two were inspired by some older ocs i had that were originally inspired by caesar and brutus i was having a moment #so technically this is caesar and brutus yuri. but i wont call it that #they did kill each other in a past life tho theyve been reincarnated in a modern day #they were also boys in a past life. toxic yaoi and yuri amen #also angels r trying to end the planet and making the brunette go crazy in the woods she bursts her eardrums and eats raw deer meat

[internetdruid]

I believe I had asked for an 🥚 before, but if I could also get a 🌱 I’d be thrilled :}!!! I have loved learning about the species from your answers

Tufted ground squirrel! (Rheithrosciurus macrotis)

&

porcupine tomato!

(Solanum pyracanthos)

#ask #rodentia #plants #also called the vampire squirrel because hunters said theyd kill deer and eat their organs lol #this. has not been confirmed and they have a recorded specialized diet of nuts from canarium trees

[the-owl-tree]

perhaps im early asc doomposting it does bother me a little that like. we've had a female character assert her discomfort with the male character's advances and (it seems) so far that it's ended in that discomfort not really being resolved/pushed to the side in favor of the relationship just existing

#asc spoilers #deer rambles #the shift to bristleroot sucks to aaww bristleroot was so jarring to witness #fascinating if nightsun gets the similar treatment #bonus points if frost or sun get killed off and ppl eat it up

[oozeandgoo-art]

old drawing I never posted. i like these two freaks, I should draw them more

#rubin #skironir #oc #rukaan #humanization #skironir is fully on board with the murder for the record. She likes rubin because he loves to kill people and she thinks it's cool and fun #someone warned her when she was like human-nineteen (im not sure how to translate caribou ages to humans LMAO could've been #anywhere from 19 to 25ish) that there was a weird loner freak eating out of the garbage and threatening people with knives and she went #'damn thats crazy. hes kinda hot. im gonna be his friend' #rubin (also approximately the same age as her) was like 'ive never had a friend before and im not going to start now. fuck off' #and then failed so hard at not having any friends that he fell in love like an idiot and now he's stuck with her forever and she can't get #rid of him. which works for skironir because she would be very sad if she did get rid of him #im not sure im gonna keep the she/her pronouns for skir. in all the stuff i've written for the deer game with skir i use he/him #but rubin using he/him pronouns in the mg!au also trips me up a bunch because i keep being like this is girl rubin he's a girl i made him #into a girl and now he's a girl. and then i get lost in the pronoun weeds LMAO #you undrestand #anyway i enjoy them a lot #very straightforward characters. they roll into town. they cause problems. they kill someone. they leave #i should make magical girl katjaana straight up just a dude. for balance. a dude who uses she/her and turns into a magical girl also #or maybe i could go full tuxedo mask with her.... idk

[bugsbenefit]

headspace mainly taken up by the bus callback but also what's up with the dead cat plushie, the only thing i can think of is Mews asdjfhaldl

#okay but Dustin finding mews dead was genuinely a bit fucked i was Living for them making Dart eat his (mom's) other pet #s1 was majorly fucked up sure but we only see the dead who died off screen not a democreature actually eating anything living #just that random deer where you can't really see anything #sometimes grotesque horror enhances the story after you've already shown the monsters bare ass to everyone yk #also would it be really funny if they killed Mrs Hendersons cat again? idt they're doing that but i'm curious what the dead cat #is about this time lmao #st s5

[skaldyr]

Wolf snarls defending its meal - by Joel Sartore, photographer

#wolf #wolves #blood #cw: gore #caninekin #canine kin #wolfkin #wolf kin #wolf growling #wolf snarling #wolf eating prey #wolf with a kill #road killed deer #wildlife photography #joel sartore #photographer #wolf therian #wolf theriotype

[milquetoad]

tragic monster romance where a werewolf hunts and kills someone but as it’s eating them it falls more and more in love with them until it is left mourning a pile of gnawed on bones as if they’d spent a lifetime together

#v important that they do not know each other beforehand and that the consumption itself is the entire basis of the ‘relationship’ #ooh and what if it happens every single time it hunts.. anything it eats. a person. a deer. a lamb. it loves its prey completely #big gore-soaked beast w a full belly sobbing and cradling the picked clean corpse of a doe #not apologetically or even w any real regret. it doesnt feel bad that it killed them only that they died #aww i love it #text #werewolf

[moodycarcass]

We need to start raising livestock and taking children deer hunting again if I have to encounter another white vegan with a pathological level fear of death they project onto the morality of eating chicken eggs im gonna loose it

#mort.txt #your yearly reminder to kill deer btw venison is tasty deer are stupid and eat plant life to near extinction #kill bambi with a crossbow if you ever want to see a butterfly again

[rkvils]

#ignore this ignore this ihnore this #rook would get turned on if he discovered luan's not deer form #especially if it was eating when rook does so #instead of reacting like a normal person to finding his boyfriend covered in blood after killing someone he'd go damn...hot #i hate him #OC X CANON ON THIS BLOG??? NEVER AGAIN

[queencryo]

the sixth age is really fadcinating, you dont get enough things set in 'fantasy early iron age / late bronze age'

honestly i think that period is underutilized as hell

what else do we have in non-literary (i cant read) media thats like pre-medieval? fucking? assassins creed? horizon zero west???

#warbling #if you come at me and say queen youre wrong and an idiot just remember that i already killed you before and ill do it again #dont get me wrong i actually really like horizons setting #its sick as hell #but i want kore #i want to eat deer raw

[butch-errant]

I wish I was a cougar or some other type of big cat. I wanna go scream outside ppls windows at night and eat deers without needing to worry about cwd

#mould my environment by limiting my kills to certain specific spots and inadvertently use the blood as fertilizer #drawing more animals to these specific spots/caches #also if u took a double take at the cwd line: cougars can eat deers infected with cwd and not have prion fuckups themselves #&they actually digest the misfolded proteins to the point where the amount they excrete is minimal #big cats at least in north america do a lot to manage CWD

[f1ghtsoftly]

The amount of tired I get when people start flipping out at me online for no reason like can we please PLEASE stop trying to dunk I’m so tired and over this.

#i was like yeah im vegan for my carbon footprint mostly and ai just prefer not to eat animals at this point #i wouldn’t force that on others but I do think factory farming should be illegal #and the way this french chick flipped on me you would think I told her I love killing her friends and family #and also like? factory farmed chickens have a better QOL then deer living outside? are you INSANE?

[jabberwockprince]

since 90% of the r1999 ships have never even interacted, im living my truth and shipping pavia x forget me not. i think they should make each other worse, i think they'd be insufferable together

#prince that dynamic is just this other ship you like #and what about it #look its so easy #forget me not is suicidal and wants to kill ppl out of spite. pavia is living forever out of spite and wants to kill ppl #horrorpedia can also date pavia. its fine #and click and diggers. oh god why is horrorpedia shipped with all other white boys in the game actually #anyway i love yaoi and men. AND whatever blonney and jessica have going on #they get a special mention bc this event rlly fucking gave us a yandere deer gf #AND TOOTH FAIRY HIIII TOOTH FAIRY 👋🧡💓💘♥️💕💋 #anyway fmn and pavia should hate fuck. do wolves eat snakes? idk but im forcefeeding one to him

[pastinawitheggs]

the age-old question: what if deer had human teeth?

#deer #not deer #horror #body horror #art #artists on tumblr #mine #myart #kae's art #starting to get used to the colour change brush #once we learn to edit out sketching brush with colour change it's over for you bitches #human teeth #american horror media is always like *starts with a scene of a deer being injured or killed to symbolize the death of innocence* #and they're right we eat that shit up #digital art #made w csp #digital painting

[royalreef]

@fstbmp​ inquired: I don't have anything in particular to ask but what's your Least favorite thing to see when sb writes Animals :tm: ?

(( Just because it’s been on my mind lately: treating animals as automatons.

I’ve seen this SO MUCH — where an animal is given A Stimulus and thus has to react in a given Response. You see this most with predators. They spot a prey animal, or see a threat, or there’s blood in the water, or WHATEVER, and they will immediately drop everything else that they’re doing to go chase something or kill something or what have you. They’ll also be loud and noisy and roar, even when hunting something, or when they burst out from an ambush, because the element of surprise is clearly not a factor here. I also like to call this “making animals stupid” because... it really does!

Predators, for instance, actually have a lot of factors that they weigh out when considering going after a prey item. The terrain, the weather, the season, the current availability of prey, the predator’s own bodily state, light vs dark, open vs cover, their own hunger and need, the species of prey, the predator’s memory, and so on and so forth. A predator knows when it’s hungry and when it’s not. A predator also knows if prey is rarer at a given time, or how much energy it’ll cost to kill and eat that prey item. There’s also the aspect of the age and health of the prey as well, because the reason that predators target the sick and the young and the old is not just because they’re easier, but because they can’t fight back as well. A lot of predators actually die to their prey, and a predator also knows that if a prey item injures them, then this likely means starvation and a slow death regardless. An injured predator can’t hunt, and there are no antibiotics in the wild.

It also entirely disregards an aspect of animals that is entirely glossed over in virtually all media: communication between different species.

This isn’t referring to specifically “talking” to another animal, but in the fact that animals are pretty good at loosely knowing what body language means. They can tell if another animal is behaving aggressively, or acting frightened, or if they’re hunting, or if they’re being calm. This is why so much advice on wild animals starts with “Don’t panic” — because you freaking out and flailing around also looks, to other animals, aggressive or defensive.

This is why you can see lions at watering holes calmly drinking beside their prey species — because they can tell that the lions aren’t hunting. This is also where you see the Clever Hans effect, because animals can tell when another animal is excited about something, and even moreso if you reward them for it.

And all of this is entirely disregarded in most media. A predator that’s fighting another predator will disregard the other completely to go chase after some humans. An animal will abandon its kill to chase after the smaller humans. An animal that is entirely relaxed and at a distance away from everyone else will quickly approach when it spots a human.

I think the most egregious example of this is actually the line of advice for bear attacks that goes “If it’s black, fight back, if it’s brown, lie down” which fundamentally misunderstands how bears work. Not only is there the issue of, both these species of bear can have black or brown coloration, but there’s the issue of bears don’t attack for no reason. A much more effective method is knowing WHY the bear is attacking and how it’s acting. Does it expect food from you, and is thus begging and acting unusually calm and lenient around humans? Is it aggressive and territorial, perhaps with cubs in the area? Is it one of the rare cases where it’s actually hunting and stalking you? Have you just gotten too close up in it’s business and just need to give it some space? Did you approach it or did it approach you? These are not behaviors nor traits that are limited by species, and CRUCIALLY alter what you should do in any given situation.

Alternatively, I think media is GREAT when it subverts this expectation. I haven’t seen the movie in specific, but there is a scene in one of the newer Kong movies where a character tries to make a heroic sacrifice, by having live explosives on his person and expecting the monster to eat him, that is all for naught when the monster then smacks him away.

And, while I will crucially remind you that I haven’t seen the rest of the movie, that scene alone was a GENIUS moment for me. This animal probably knows what explosives do at this point! It probably knows it’s big and loud and dangerous! It can probably smell them on him! An animal can recognize when another animal, even a prey animal, has something “wrong” with it and can then reject it or even smack it further away from itself!

I just hate it when people think and write animals as being totally unable to reason or weigh their current options, and instead just react to whatever’s put in front of them, and alternatively think it can be really fun when media understands that animals aren’t stupid.

#Most secret royal advisor || OOC #Dreaded rumors || Asks #fstbmp #(( this is Very Long oops #(( but yeah another big pet peeve i have is just. not realizing that predators also fear their prey. #(( you shouldnt feed live mice to pet reptiles because they can chew through their heads or even their spines. #(( hell i pre-kill mealworms for my tarantulas and there are horror stories about them being eaten by mealworms and crickets #(( zebras can and will kill lions. deer can kill coyotes. hunting is a fucking risky business. #(( and if youre a predator then your food has legs. so you cant eat if you ever get injured. #(( hell theres also my personal favorite among these stories #(( of prey animals that were eaten live and then chestburster their way out of their prey #(( being a predator is a risky business and prey species dont exist as walking hamburgers #(( a rabbit knows it can bite down to bone and even through it if it has to

[lennat2]

As much as I love The Dragon Prince, I still am having a hard time with 1.) dark magic being treated as an indisputable sin when any in-universe argument against it is comparable to militant veganism and moral panic, and 2.) It is still overwhelmingly the humans who are framed as having to change, despite the fact that they were banished and relocated hundreds of years ago (in a scene that seemed to purposely call to mind the Cherokee Trail of Tears). Sol Ragem even came out and stated that he believed humans to be a lesser specie. It would be kind of nice to see the magical species actually own up to their own histories of pearl clutching and oppression.

#sol ragem #sol ragam #tdp #the dtagon prince #dark magic #i would 100% kill a magical deer to save my sibling's life. and then id have some venison steaks #im willing to bet the elves eat meat