#klitz headcanon

[onlinesuccubus]

¡¡KLITZ SITTING ON YOUR LAP!!

anyone else really want a nice, shy, lanky, quiet, pathetic harvard nerd boy to come sit on their lap or is it just me???

no gender mentioned but the term “role reversal” is mentioned once or twice

also this is formatted half like a fanfic and half like headcannons

sfw & nsfw

SFW~

•he almost had a stroke initiating a kiss after you asked him out and that kiss took him weeks of eli and matt hyping him up.

•there’s no way he would ever sit on your lap purposefully.

•especially since he felt he was too tall to be babied like that which is absolute nonsense imo

•once eli jokingly sat in your lap and klitz almost punched him out of jealousy

•ever since then he’d dream about him sitting on your plush thighs with your arms wrapped around him

•you made yourself comfortable on his bed one day, your back against his wall and your head leaned back as you looked at your beautiful boyfriend hunched over a stack of papers.

• “klitzy, why would you invite me over if you’re just gonna do homework all day”

•you weren’t typically clingy or needy but today was just one of those days that you woke up extra appreciative of your boyfriend and wanted to appreciate him up close.

•”it’s only been an hour, plus i’m almost done..just need one more paragraph and i’m all yours..”

•when he finally stood up from finishing up his work his back and neck made an awful sequence of clicking noises as he stretched.

•he grimaced at the unpleasant stinging of a pinched nerve in between his shoulder blades.

•you stuck out your arms for him to get into and he painfully crawled up his bed to you.

•before he could get to lay in your arms you pat your thighs

•his eyebrows furrowed under his bangs

• “come onnn sit down, you know you want to” your eyebrows wiggled in a jokingly flirty way.

•he reluctantly sat down on your lap, waiting for you to push him off for his weight or the odd role reversal dynamic happening

• “why am I sitting on your lap?”

•”you’ll see, now scoot closer to me and sit up tall”

•his ears felt like they were on fire when his chest was against yours and he was now towering over you again.

•did he save a planet in his previous life??

•you looked up at him and stared in his eyes adoringly, your hands reached for his wrists and pushed them behind his back gently.

•“relax and breathe in”

•”wait, what- why-”

CRACK

•you pushed back on his arms with hard pressure and you cracked his entire back.

•he let out a loud high pitched moan at this sudden relief that you could’ve sworn you’ve heard on an adult video eli showed you

•his pale face turned bright red and he quickly hid his face in the crook of your neck

•“let’s never speak of this please”

•your hand reach up to his back and you rubbed circles in hopes he would face you again

• “you’re gonna have to look at me to make me promise you that, pretty boy”

•this touch starved boy refused to let you go the rest of the night

NSFW~

•oh boy, after he gets a taste of sitting on your lap he refuses to sit anywhere else when you’re both alone

•something about the way you pull him down to kiss him when he’s sat on you

•and when your cold hands start roaming and slide under his shirt and on his feminine-like waist

•ooh and he loves when you squeeze his thighs when you get riled up from his tongue teasing yours

•seriously how many planets did he save in his previous life because he’s in heaven

•he pops a boner when he eats a good slice of pizza so this- yeah he’s creaming his pants when you two get intimate like this

•this time however you try something a little different~~

• “why do I have to sit in front of a mirror like this, do you have some weird fetish with seeing me insecure?”

•you simply asked him to sit on your lap facing away from him in front of the mirror pantsless, this wasn’t anything crazy you were asking right??

• “trust me, you’re gonna enjoy this, also I don’t have a fetish for you insecure I have a fetish for you being humiliated by me”

•he gulped at your hands spreading his legs for him

•you were always extra handsy when he sat on your lap

•actually you’re always handsy

•but now you’re able to run your hands softly in his inner thighs, over the hot skin on his flat tummy under his shirt that you couldn’t convince him to take off in front of the mirror

•your cold fingertips ghosted over his perked nipples in hopes that you’d get some sort of reaction from him

•and that you did

•his dick visibly twitched in his boxers at your light touch and he let out a soft gasp

•you both looked at each other in the mirror with a shocked expression

•”fuck..do that again…please?”

•this time your index fingers flick up and down rapidly against the perked buds

•he throws his head back against your shoulder and every once in a while he bucks his hips in the air for some relief

•your hand reaches up to the back of his head and you push his head forward so he looks straight ahead in the mirror

•his hair is messy from thrashing around, his foggy glasses barely balancing on the tip of his nose, and his eyes were hooded, begging for relief.

• “keep your eyes open on the mirror, if you look away or close your eyes i’ll stop, deal?”

•he wants to argue but the pain between his legs is stronger than his insecurities right now so he agrees.

•when you finally give in and start jerking him off he feels euphoric

•his tip leaks another pearl of precum when your other hand starts toying with his nipple simultaneously with the fast pace you have on his dick.

• the poor touch starved boy is overstimulated with all this sudden affection

•one hand flicking his nipple, the other toying with his leaky tip, and you wrapped around him like a python around its prey

•it’s even more erotic and humiliating that you’re making him watch himself in his current euphoric state, whispering dirty words in his ear about how slutty he looks and how if any of his friends walked in he’d look so pathetic

•he could have taken his glasses off if he didn’t want to see but something in him wanted to see everything going on, wanted to see you slutting him out

•he doesn’t last long and he’s soon curling his toes and letting out a long drawn out moan as ribbons of cum shoot on his shirt

•once he recovers and his glasses clear up again he sits up and you pull his head back to attach your lips to his in a long kiss

#paul dano #klitz x reader #the girl next door #klitz the girl next door #klitz x gn! reader #klitz x male reader #klitz x female reader #sub!klitz #edward nashton #dom!reader #klitz headcanon #klitz imagine

[creepling]

the idea of klitz falling for a girl that joined the tripod literally MURDERS ME. he’s so protective and sweet oh my god <klitz3

no bc you’re SO RIGHT it’d be the cutest thing ever!! i have some headcanons for it like-

she/they pronouns used!! (non-descriptive nsfw, just eli being eli)

the reader would be smart and a nerd like the tri-pod, but a big ball of sunshine.

always saying hi to klitz in class, which just makes him freeze and blush so bad.

matthew would keep reminding klitz to ask her on a date.

“she’s totally into you, man. ask her out”

then eli just makes it gross

“yeah klitz, pop that cherry!”

but klitz doesn’t have typical wet dreams about you, he fantasises about being romantic with you. taking you on a date, sweeping you off your feet

it’s cheesy but you become the first person he has fallen in love with.

he’s so blinded by his attraction for you that he doesn’t notice the massive crush you have on him

you’ll ask him anything just to have a conversation with him. you hate playing dumb, but sometimes you’ll ask him answers to test questions (that you already know) just to talk to him.

“hey tim, do you know the answer to question eleven?”

klitz willingly tells you, stumbling over his words due to nerves. then he realizes....

klitz willingly tells you, stumbling over his words due to nerves. then he realizes....

“wait, how come you’re asking? didn’t you get an A in this class last semester?”

oh shit, he caught you red handed.

“i mean- yeah. but it’s getting harder to understand, you know?” you say, slowly covering the correct answer you already wrote down.

you weren’t really considered part of the tri-pod until you volunteered to help with eli’s film project.

he kinda weirded you out at first, but once he cooled down on the smut jokes you found him funny.

you helped out matthew with his ‘lady troubles’, reminding him that women actually have feelings and are not just objects.

you still got really nervous around klitz, but your nerves began to decrease the more you got to know him.

then a silly classroom crush began to become something more.

it was klitz’s idea to involve you more, much to eli and matthew’s dismay (“no girls! they’re just trouble!”)

you joined in with their study sessions and movie nights and the more you hung out with them, the more they began to view you as a new friend.

since they were oblivious teenage boys, they asked you a lot of questions about girls.

eli: “so... girls bleed from their butt?”

“what? no they don’t! it’s the vagina.”

matthew: “that’s so stupid, eli! jeez, even i knew that”

klitz was always in the side lines in these situations, laughing at their stupidity.

one day you guys were sitting on the couch watching a movie. you were next to klitz, your hands by your side.

since it was a three sitter, you were all pretty tight in together. klitz dazzled a crimson blush on his cheeks as his leg brushed up against yours.

he spotted your hand, how close to was to his.

you could feel his stare, concealing a smile as you figured out what he desperately wanted to do.

teasing his flustered state, you edged your fingers towards his and rested them on top. the warmth of your hand surprised him, his eyes looking at you like a deer caught in headlights.

you stared back gently, the soft, subtle smile on your face melting klitz in a heartbeat.

ever since you held his hand during movie night, klitz couldn’t get you off his mind.

he wanted to ask you on a date, but his insecurities got the best of him.

he felt ugly, disgusting. he thought he didn’t deserve you. if a popular guy or jock ever noticed your presence, they’d snatch you up in a heartbeat.

“i don’t deserve them” is what he thought.

when he asked eli if he was ugly, he mentioned your name.

“i really like her, eli. in fact, i think i love them. i can’t get them out my head. but she’s so pretty and i’m so . . . ugly. once high school is over, she’ll go to college and forget about me, go for someone way more attractive. what if i ask her out and she just laughs in my face?”

when eli got it through to him that he was talking bullshit, it gave klitz the confidence to ask you out.

klitz: “you won’t be mad, would you? y’know ‘girls are trouble’ and all.”

eli: “nah, man. she’s cool, she’s one of us now. we’re the tetrapod now!”

the perfect time to ask you out was prom. klitz still went ahead with the film plan, but he also wanted it to be a special time with you.

if you accepted him, that is.

the day before he came to your house. you invited him into your bedroom and sat on the bed.

klitz began to get nervous again. his doubts flooding back in his thoughts. but he reassured himself. tetrapod, he thought, we’re a tetrapod now.

klitz began to ramble on, vomiting out his thoughts, “ok so i have been meaning to tell you this for a while but i’ve never had the courage. i really like you. i have ever since i first seen you in chemistry class. you’re the most beautiful person i have ever seen and i want to ask you out- yeah- so uh- would you wanna go to prom with me?”

he knew he could have worded it better, but the smile forming on your face made him aware that he did something right.

you didn’t hold yourself back any longer, you got up from the bed and immediately connected your lips with klitz’s. he froze in surprise until the warmth of your lips and the euphoria from the kiss eased him. your arms wrapped around his neck, you pulled him closer, his hands resting on your waist.

once you pulled away the smile came back to your face. “i thought you’d never ask.”

it surprised him to know you liked him back. he thought he was dreaming. but it felt real, you felt real. the reality of the situation astonished him, but also made his dreams come true.

“you sure you don’t want to go to prom with danielle’s porn buddies?” you teased.

klitz immediately shook his head, “i’d pick you in a heartbeat.”

#klitz x reader #klitz headcanon #klitz girl next door #tim klitz #paul dano #danonation #edward nashton x reader #the riddler x reader #headcanons #the girl next door

[emmaaxomarie]

✧*̥˚ random klitz handcanons *̥˚✧

♡ hi! my name is emma! this is my first of the many writings i will be posting on here! after reading numerous handcanons, i was inspired to create my own and hopefully my thoughts can properly be typed for all of you to read and enjoy! let's do it!

♡ just like every other nerdy teenager, klitz was extremely dedicated to his grades and transcripts throughout his high school career. however, he is totally the type is be studying, deep in thought in the library, blasting heavy metal in his headphones. somehow, he concentrates better with it playing on full volume as he solves question after question.

♡ he is a huge fan of deftones, weezer... rage against the machine and abba. his music taste ranges from so many different genres, his playlists being absolutely random and chaotic.

♡ when it comes to his type, he definitely wouldn't close himself in a bubble. personally, he finds all girls stunning in their own special way. but, he tends to find himself staring and blushing at the older/ edgy teenage girl in every idiotic rom com he watches.

♡ eli teasing klitz for it every single time.

♡ "don't worry dude, maybe one day you will find yourself an emo girlfriend." ending his sentence with a hint of reassurance but mostly sarcasm.

♡ nerd gamer boy x music obsessed girl who's looks could kill (literally)

♡ he finds himself daydreaming a lot, mainly about being in a relationship, seeing one of his best friends find the girl of his dreams made him gain some hope for himself.

♡ loves collecting vinyls and cds, he may not use them often but the hobby keeps him busy and excited.

♡ spends most of his time either inside his room or hanging out with eli, never excluding matthew but knowing his situation, both boys knew they weren't going to see him as often.

♡ like previously stated, he focuses a lot of his time on his grades whenever he is in school, paying attention to the lesson and attending each class that is on his schedule. however, if he finds himself drooling over a girl who catches his attention either in the hallway or in a class of his, his attention span towards work would decrease rapidly.

♡ not claiming klitz is the obsessive type but... he kind of is. obsessive in a cute schoolboy way, willing to do anything for you. having trouble with a homework assignment, he would send you the entire packet with answers.

♡ text message from (y/n): "UGH klitz, you're the best! you didn't have to do all of that, thank you for your help! you're a life saver!"

-answers within seconds-

text message from klitz: "No Problem (Y/N), Always a pleasure helping you! If you need any more assistance with homework, you know my number :)"

♡ he would read over past messages you would send to him, smiling like an idiot every time he does.

♡ extremely clingy, always wanting your attention but of course being understanding if you're busy, never taking it too personally, well, he tries not too, it's a work in progress.

♡ petnames he would give you no matter who's around to hear:

baby

babe

sweetheart

princess

honey

gorgeous

love; more specifically "my love"

just super cute and wholesome names that would always have an effect on you.

♡ when it is private time between the two of you, let's just say, he leans more towards the submissive side...

(he would do anything to please you, no matter how weird you may have thought it was. he is very open minded.)

♡ omg he is totally the type to make endless playlists for you and about you. his lock screen is either a picture of you smiling or flipping the finger, to which he thought was super cute, adding to your edgy persona.

♡ long story short, he is male-wife material and i love him.

#klitz x you #klitz x reader #klitz headcanon #the girl next door #klitz the girl next door #paul dano x reader #fanfiction #danonation #paul dano

[peterparkersnose]

Klitz Headcanons pt. 2 (The Girl Next Door)

he enjoys forehead kisses

hates the texture of peanut butter but loves the taste

he is allergic to oreos

can appreciate a blink 182 song every once in a while

carrots reminded him too much as penises as a child and now he refuses to eat them

klitz listens to evanescence when he gets upset

he has a re occurring pimple on his left elbow

klitz didn’t need glasses originally, he found his dad’s glasses and just started wearing them and his eyes eventually adjusted

the longest he’s gone without showering is six weeks

his favorite animal is a beaver

when it gets really hot out klitz will shave his armpits

he says its for comfort but eli teases him for it 

his favorite flavor of beef jerky is terryaki

a few years after high school, klitz was an extra on criminal minds season 1

he is afraid of the amish

he has considered selling feet pics for extra cash before, but he is too anxious his mother would find out

he has a lock of his baby hair hanging on a nail in his bedroom

he still doesn’t understand how a tampon works

his favorite socks are orange

he is too afraid to turn left on streets

he will turn as many rights as he needs to so he can avoid a left

that results in him sometimes going in circles

his cousin was a finalist on american idol and it gave him semi fame in his high school for about a week

he has a piss drawer

HATES WEEZER

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[blaireis]

Klitz x M/reader

Klitz isn't gay.. Especially not for his childhood friend. Right? Klitz x m/reader.

wordcount: 2500

warnings: blowjob, male on male, foreplay, grinding, drug mentions & dom reader.

It started when Klitz entered highschool and became apart of the Tripod,

"And then at the movies, we were high off our asses so we kept laughing, then we went back to mine and fell asleep on the couch." Klitz explained his weekend to his friends, 'we' was Klitz and You. His childhood friend. 

"You were laughing at Saw?" Matthew asked, an eyebrow raised

"Who gives a shit about that," Eli who'd been listening from behind the two of them in the hall pushed his way in between them. 

"Did you get any pussy?" Eli asked, Klitz elbowed him away. "Well no, because (Y/N) is-" Eli inturupted him. "Stop talking about your boring weekend then, if it doesn't end up with you getting laid with that (Y/N) chick!" He complained, quickly changing the subject. 

Klitz tried to tell them, but when he let it slip the first time he said he'd correct them the next on his childhood friends gender, but he couldn't. Every time he stumbled up and couldn't mutter at word at the misgendering and misinterpreted relationship of the two.

"No! It wasn't funny-" Eli yelled, complaining about porn, or girls. Klitz didn't know, he'd try to block him out in favor for the ps2. They all sat in Eli's house, playing video games on the sofa. 

Klitz reached into his pocket, pulling out a gray flip phone. "Hello?" He answered without viewing the contact. "(Y/N)!" He said standing up, his eyes widening. "What are you up to?" He walked into the kitchen, Eli and Matt's eyes lingering on his body surprised Klitz could talk to a (supposed) girl so smoothly. 

"Your coming into town?" He says surprised, spilling the sprite Eli's mum had bought for the three. "Cool," he hummed bringing the cup back to the lounge and setting it down on the coffee table. 

"Wanna stay with me?" Eli who was sipping on his beer (which he stole from his father,) spat it out in surprise, going into a coughing fit. 

"Cool, bring some weed?" He asked sitting back down in the middle of Matthew and Eli. "See you next week!" He says, flipping his phone shut and unpausing Mario Cart. 

After a second, Eli and Matthew died. He looked around him, seeing them staring at Klitz in disbelief. "You just invited a chick to your house?!" Eli asked in disbelief, "(Y/N)s not a-"

"Won't your parents get mad?" Matt asked. "They've known him since he was a baby." Klitz rolled his eyes. 

"Can I film it?" Eli asked. 

"What?"

"Can I film you two fucking?" Eli asked again, explaining more. 

"No dude, that's weird." He stopped, blushing. "I'm not into that." 

"Okay Mr cocky, you probably had a crush on them in middle school." Matt rolled his eyes, 

"No!" 

"Look at that face, you'd pump your fist to her?" Eli asked. Getting a weird look from Matt and Klitz. "Dude, too weird." Matt says.

"Okay but it was okay when Matthew said it!" Eli yelled

"He didn't made it sound like dirty talk!" Klitz argued, the conversation switching into a different topic.

~~

It was a week til (Y/N) was gonna come stay, Klitz learnt later he was coming to stay for the final year, in the middle of the second term not just for a week, but him and his parents didn't mind.

Klitz was nervous, to say the least. He'd tried to tell Eli and Matthew he wasn't in a relationship with his childhood best friend, who just happened to be a male. But everytime he'd try Eli would intruppted him, or Matt would come up with a zinger. Something always prevented him.

Deciding to call you, he sat up from his crisis and dialed his numbers on his shitty phone. 

Ring.

Ring.

Ring.

"Hello?" Your voice spoke softly.

"Hey." Klitz smiled, leaning back into his bed. "Tim!"  You smiled, facing your body away from your current friends group. "Whats up?" You asked. 

He desperately wanted to tell you, but the fear you'd be disgusted, thinking he was gay. (Which he wasn't, not that there's anything wrong with being gay) He couldn't loose his best friend. 

"Nothing," he muttered. "Just bored."

"I can't wait for you to come here." He curled up into himself. (Y/N) blushed, your long time crush on the nerd still stood strong, after the beginning of middle school you didn't know how to tell him, but Tim isn't gay, right? 

"Me too, but I'll be there right after Saturday." It was Wednesday.

"Promise?" His small voice spoke. Your grin grew bigger. "Yeah." 

"Alright," you sighed, "can I call you back? I'm gonna drive home. I'll probably be working out when I call though." You said, when you couldn't take your mind off Klitz, you'd ask your dad what you should do about the crush you had, of course not mentioning who you had it on, he'd suggested working out. And now 4 years into working out to combat these thoughts, you still couldn't take your mind off the nerdy boy.

"yep." Klitz said dismissively, you hung up texting him. 'tlk 2 u later nerd' smiling, putting your phone back into your pocket. 

"Hey, I'm probably gonna head home." You told your friends. 

~~

When it reached Sunday, Klitz told the tripod they couldn't come over. He'd locked the doors and put on a loud movie so he wouldn't have to open the door for their knocking, and early in the morning he welcomed you into his house. 

He wanted to delay you meeting them until they needed too. He feared the worst of the situation.

In the halls of Westernport, Eli and Matthew were scolding Klitz, who was standing opposite. "why didn't you let us in?" Matt asked, "We know your not getting laid." Eli said.

"If your girlfriend isn't real you can just tell us!" from behind him you were walking past." girlfriend?" You raised a brow. "Tim, you have a girlfriend?" You asked him, his friends looking at you, as if they had never seen you. He shook his head, sighing. "Guys, this is.. My friend." He explained. "Hi." You smiled, waving. "Matthew." The one with short brown hair said. 

You raised your eyebrow, "and your?" You asked

"Oh uh Eli," the other one said, he had more blackish hair, and a hat on that said VIVID VIDEO. "Cool, hi." You smiled. "How do you know Klitz?" Matt asked. "Oh, we've been friends for ages, since we were born." You explained, "Oh?-" he got cut off by a loud voice sounding itself. "(Y/N) (L/N) please come to reception for your schedule. " thats me, sorry." You sent them an apologetic smile and walked away. 

"Wait that's?-" Matthew asked. "Your gay?" Eli raised an eyebrow. "No." He said, walking to his locker, the others following. "You said (Y/N) was a girl!" Eli exclaimed. "I didn't! I tried to tell you!" Klitz yelled. "Dude. Thats so gay." Eli said. 

"I'm not gay!" He raised his voice, 

well, everyone's a little gay, right? Why else would he be having these thoughts of you? I mean, its not gay to think of your best friend in like, that way right? He tried to tell himself but you got back into his mind. Your smile, the way your eyes crinkle. Your laugh, the way you pant after you run, your forearms when you roll up your sleeves. Everything about you he found appealing. "Crap." He whispered to himself. Going to his room where you were sitting.

"Hey." You smiled up at him, Tim walking towards you and sitting down, his head in your lap. "(Y/N), do you like girls?" He asked, you choked on your spit. 

"Uh, why?" You asked. "I-i," he stuttered. "I don't know if I can say this." Looking away. "You can tell me, I promise." 

"I don't know if I like girls anymore. " he said looking up at his ceiling that was covered in band posters, you were looking down at his face in your lap. "You think you like guys?" You asked, looking to see his reaction. He blushed, looking away. Was that a yes? That looked like a yes. "I don't know." He sighed looking up at you. "How do you know if your gay?" He sat up. "I'm sorry, this is stupid.-" he got up to walk away, and you grabbed his arm and pulled him close. "Can I kiss you?" You asked, he was flushed, nodding. 

You pulled him in for a kiss, at first it was sweet but then you put your tounge in his mouth. Making out now, you grabbed his face closer and sat down on the bed, which quickly turned into you on top of him, panting. "Fuck." You both panted, until you started to get up. "Wait,-" he stopped himself. "Can.. Can we go further?" He asked you. Biting your lip you got back on him, kissing down his jaw, leaving pink marks on his neck and jaw you hoped would turn all different colours.

You bit him slightly, Klitz whining quietly; the sounds going directly to your hardon.

Oh.

My.

God.

He whined.

You stopped for a second, making eye contact with him. Going in for another kiss, "whine for me more baby.." you said in between pants, unbuttoning his shirt as quick as you could, when you got to the bottom you got up, looking at his topless form. He wasnt too skinny he was just right, and the little happy trail that leaded down his stomach...

You took off your top as quick as possible, getting to work on his jeans, unzipping them and looking up at him. "Are you sure?" You asked. He nodded, "please I need this,," he whined, you smiled at his desperation, getting him to sit up on the bed and take off his pants completely.

Now you were staring at his tighty whities, you looked up, he looked so cute disheveled waiting for you.

You smiled, his bulge was pretty big, it looked the same size as yours until you took his underwear off.

"Jesus," you muttered.

He was absolutely giant, thick too. "Dude.." You said kissing his cocks side, going up til you reached the top. "Your fucking giant." You put his tip in your mouth, his hands beginning to rest on your hair pulling slightly as you teased him. "nghh- please.." He moaned. 

Taking him deeper, and trying to rest your throat because of his size. trying to take him in more he pushed your head down. "hahhaa... oh my god.." He moaned quietly as you slowly went up and down, "please.." He begged, "please please go faster.." Looking up at him, you began to rub yourself on his leg. "ahh- beg for it more baby.." You moaned slightly, taking your mouth off his dick and licking his tip. 

"please (y/n).." He grabbed a pillow and hugged it tightly to his sweating body. "Please I need it so bad..." he moaned, his voice slightly muffled by the cotton. "I need it so bad you don't even know..." You pulled off completely, the man below you whining and thrusting his hips up pathetically at the lack of friction. 

"Oh but I do know baby.." You straddled him, his boner below you poking you. "I'm gonna make you feel so good, you can't do anything more than beg for my mouth." you growled in his ear, licking his jaw and then starting to grind yourself onto him. 

With every movement you made, Klitz grunted and whined. "Ah fuck.." You panted, hand on the bed beside him trying to get more friction. Making eye contact with Klitz, he softly put his hands on your waist - supporting your every move and guiding you down and up more.

"ah- ah!" A breathy voice panted in your ear. "so so close baby... Please don't stop.." He put his head on your shoulder. 

You grinded harder at his moaning, getting close too. "Please sir!" Voice muffled by your skin, that was the last straw for you, cumming in your pants while grinding like a little boy on the man.

You panted loudly,  bringing him in for a kiss. While kissing, you felt his hardening cock below you. "Already?" You asked him, Tim looking away as you licked his jaw; sucking on him lightly. Getting off the sweaty man, you pulled your pants and boxers down and got on your knees. His dick rising from semi to full. 

"All for me?" You smiled, kissing his cum covered cock. Licking down the sides and sucking on his tip, before positioning your mouth on top and slowly going down on him before starting to repeat the motion. "ah!" His sharp whines only made you go faster, looking up at his flustered face, cheeks red, lips swollen from all the kissing. You got up from his dick, saliva dripping down from your mouth. "Your so pretty like this Klitzy..." You purred, going back down on him. "mhmm.." You hummed on his cock, "Ah! Ahh.. Babyy your so good to me... Just for me.. Please more.." He whined, grabbing the pillow again. 

"I'm so close... Baby I can't!-"

You hummed, tightening the back of your throat and swallowing down on him. "Ah!" Thick ropes covered your tongue. 

Looking up at Klitz, he looked destroyed. His hair was matted down to his face with sweat, cheeks and nose flushed, lips pink and swollen. "Fuck baby.." You stood up, putting your boxers back on and getting into bed, pulling the covers over the two of you. 

"You did so well baby.." You stroked his hair, pulling it behind his ears. He whined at this. "You were so good." Reaching over him, grabbing your pack and lighting a cigarette. Panting, you offered him it. "no thanks." He muttered, you leaned back over and put it out in your ashtray. He hugged you tightly, Falling asleep like this. 

When you woke up, Tim was still hugging you. You shook him, he groaned, flipping over. You got up, taking off your boxers that were covered in dried cum. You whined, looking for a new pair. 

Klitz groaned, shuffling and sitting up. "Shit, All for me?" He laughed at his own joke, before looking away. You turned around, and saw that he was hard already. 

"Are you serious?" You sighed,  looking down at his cock it was hard and red - your own cock responding to the sight of his. "Fuck." You groaned, "We're so going to be late for school." You walked towards him.

#klitz x reader #dwayne hoover #klitz x you #klitz #paul dano #paul dano x reader #klit #klitz imagine #klitz the girl next door #klitz smut #klitz x male reader #klitz headcanon #klitz fluff #the girl next door x you #the girl next door x reader #the girl next door #the girl next door x male reader #paul dano smut #paul dano x male reader #paul dano x male reader smut #paul dano x you #paul dano fanfic #little miss sunshine #dano riddler #dwayne hoover x reader #dwayne hoover x you #paul danan reveals he’s now a semi professional tennis player after drug relapse during lockdown #dano

[danowh0re]

klitz awkwardly trying to comfort reader who just had a panic attack

𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜

Klitz X gn!reader, and him helping them with a panic attack

He pats their back way too much, a smile never leaving his face because he just is trying his best 😭🤚

Coos them, thinking that will calm them down / giving them everything that he thinks that will comfort him. He's just guessing and panicking with them at this point

First he just Stares at them with a questionable face. Knowing what's happening but his brain and everything has just shut off because he knows that this is a serious situation and he knows that he can't give Y/N the help that they need

Makes jokes with them or just trying to make them focus on something that isn't what's happening right now so they can try to catch their breathe and be one at peace with themselves

He probably meditates with them without even telling them-

It's all just chaotic

Making this face the whole time:

It's all just elevator music and static noise and crickets at the same time up there

Praises them a lot tho :3

Helps them breathe by making breathing patterns with them and it actually helps them a lot

Letting them squeeze anywhere on his body to help them relax

He tries not to raise his voice though, cause he knows that will pressure them more and scare them in a way and it'll just make everything worse-

He says cheesy shit

𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐬~

@thehermitsaltar @ghot-girl @nephilxterra @truecobblepot @sympathyforher @trelaney @koshi-sama @creepling @the-hidden-pages @swn-kings1 @hansakind @milfodyssey @geisterfvhrer @iggay @vocivious @earwax666660 @etherealweed @yelenabelovasbathwater @vigilanteboyfriend @im-a-burden-to-society @vxid42 @halcyonbabe @2000sbxtch @cowboys-and-riddlers @beenz-beenz @sagexsenorita @foetus-on-your-breath @sleepg0blin @slut-for-matt-murdock @paramountives @nevilleismywhore @greenxtea0

#the girl next door klitz #klitz #klitz x gn!reader #klitz the girl next door #klitz x reader #klitz headcanon #klitz imagine #paul dano #paul dano klitz #klitz paul dano #the girl next door #ᶜʰᵃʳˡⁱᵉˢ ☞︎︎︎ ᴀsᴋs

[imagine--if]

hii could y do a paul dano character matchup for me :,)

i’m 18, she/her, im 5’6 and have green eyes/brown hair, im an intp and i have like kinda grunge/goblincore fashion lmao?

i’m a pisces, i do theatre and like to sing, my favorite show is supernatural and my fave movie is either little miss sunshine or harry potter and the prisoner of Azkaban :,)

I match you with...

Klitz!

I don't know if this may come as a surprise, but Klitz doesn't specifically look for a relationship with an extro kinky hottie girl 🤣 he loves that he can connect with you properly in a good relationship instead of just sexy stuff (but hell yeah, the sexy stuff is great too lmao)

The fact that he can lounge around and watch movie series with you and chill is just 🖤

I have to mention that this boy LoVeS yOUr StYlE so much!! Grunge is so cool, so there's gonna be a lot of pics and vids of you just modelling them because hell yes 📸

Catch him going to every theatre and singing performance you have proudly cus, uh, he so will 😌

Just shows you off to his friends 24/7 because this is Klitz and he be in luvvv 🥰

#klitz x reader #klitz x y/n #klitz the girl next door #klitz x you #klitz headcanon #klitz fluff #paul dano x reader #danonation #the girl next door

[clementine-writes-things]

Am I the only one that thinks Klitz would end up dating and marrying a y2k bimbo who listens to heavy metal/hyperpop? Like, ik that is EXTREMELY specific...but like...he seems like the guy to date that kinda person. Like he would land the most GORGEOUS and HYPER person on earth and EVERYONE would be so fucking confused. They'd go to parties and they're SUPER friendly and outgoing and they introduce Klitz like...

"This is my boyfriend! Isn't he so cute! AH! I love him so much!!! Klitzy, why haven't you married me yet!?"

"That's your boyfriend?"

LIKE JESSICA RABBIT AND ROGER RABIT!!! <3 THEY JUST LITERALLY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH ASJHAOAJ

#i literally headcanon that this is his type #klitz the girl next door #timothy klitz #paul dano #danonation #danocel #danonator

[killerlookz]

Klitz makes you a playlist—music headcanons! (gn!reader)

a/n : i had the idea to make some cute lil music headcanons for some characters as if they were making you a playlist including what songs they'd put on it for you, and why. so! to start this off, here's what would be on a playlist that Klitz has made for you <3 (i know the very beginning of this is formatted like a fic, I swear its not haha)

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

You've been going out with Klitz for exactly three months now, and the two of you could not be any happier. And while Klitz can appreciate that maybe three months is not one of those "special" anniversaries like six months or a year, he still wanted to do something cute for you to celebrate the occasion.

You step into Klitz's car, ready to leave for the little date he's planned for the two of you tonight. You shut the door behind you and lean slightly over the center console to place a quick kiss on Klitz's cheek. After some small hellos and blushy complements, Klitz reaches to the side and grabs a clear CD case from the console. With a shaky hand he hands it over to you

"I made this for you." he smiles, "I hope you like it."

You look down at the clear plastic and the holographic disc inside, written neatly on the cover is "For Y/N" with a small heart drawn next to it.

Here's what's on the CD:

(playlist link included at the end)

Track #1: Head Over Heels- Tears for Fears: Klitz chose this song as the opening track because the way this song sounds is exactly the way you make him feel. The upbeat and giddy sound this track has instantly puts a smile on Klitz's face, just like you do. It also just sort of encompasses how he feels as a whole, he's pretty new to this whole relationship thing and is, therefore, a little anxious about it. But at the end of the day, you make him feel incredible and he is absolutely head over heels for you.

Track #2: Step on Me- The Cardigans: Klitz knows the lyrics of this song are a bit melancholy, so he's a little nervous that you may think that's how he views his relationship with you, so he makes sure to clear that up as soon as the CD is in your hands. He just simply likes how there's a certain sweetness to the sound of the song, every time he hears it he can't help but daydream about the two of you slow dancing late at night in his room to it.

Track #3: Domino Effect- Ozma: This track is just one of Klitz's favorite songs. He put this song on the CD in hopes that you'll also enjoy it. He's a little worried about what your opinions on this song will be because he really wants you to like it, he wants to be able to crank this track ALL the way up when he's in the car with you and the two of you sing it at the top of your lungs.

Track #4: Do You Remember the First Time?- Pulp: Honestly, Klitz has a really soft spot for Britpop. He really enjoys it, and Pulp is one of his favorites. He loves the nostalgic feeling that this song, in particular, envokes, and while it obviously does not remind him of you, he hopes that you enjoy the feeling it gives you too.

Track #5: Thinking About You- Radiohead: It's a little sappy but before the two of you got together Klitz used to listen to this song and well... think about you! He had a massive crush, but was always too insecure to ever think you'd like him back :( Klitz always thought this song captured that yearning he felt for you.

Track #6: The Killing Moon- Echo and the Bunnymen: (if I remember correctly I'm pretty sure this song is in the movie too lmao) This is another one of those songs that Klitz just likes. Plus, the air of sensuality this song has makes him think of you. Every time Klitz hears this song he can't help but think of you enthusiastically dancing to it with your arms wrapped around him.

Track #7: Girl from Mars- Ash: This song really makes Klitz think of you. The way this song looks fondly on the girl that it's made its subject makes Klitz think of how he feels about you. Klitz looks at you with the utmost adoration and he feels that this song absolutely captures that feeling.

Track #8: Don't Worry Baby- The Beach Boys: Klitz had a tendency to be pretty anxious, in pretty much every aspect of his life, but he has to admit, you've been a big part in soothing a lot of his anxieties. whether its about college, an upcoming test, or even your relationship, you're always there to make him feel so much better, and this song really reminds Klitz of that fact, so he had to include it.

Track #9: I Just Threw Out the Love of My Dreams- Weezer: Well, I think it's no surprise that Klitz is a huge Weezer fan, I mean, being a nerdy sort of guy in the early 2000s and all. That being said, Klitz chose this Weezer song in particular because the upbeat tempo and catchy rhythm always puts a smile on his face, and he hopes it makes you smile too!

Track #10: Lovesong- The Cure: To close out the CD, here's the final track! If there is any song that describes how Klitz feels about you its this one, that's why he chose it as the closing track, to sum everything up, and to show you just how much he appreciates you. At this stage in the game, at 3 months, Klitz probably hasn't said 'I love you' yet because he's too nervous, but putting this song on the CD for you is essentially his way of telling you that he loves you.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

a/n: and that concludes Klitz's playlist for you <3 you can find a link to it here ! I hope you all enjoyed this sort of format bcos i think it's sort of fun and i would loooove to do it for more characters :))

#klitz #klitz x reader #klitz x y/n #paul dano #danonation #the girl next door #klitz the girl next door #klitz x you #klitz headcanons

[littleoddwriter]

I was wondering if you could make a Jock Cis male reader x klitz? Like Reader is a new student and immediately becomes popular and klitz hates that but reader has a HUGE crush on him and when he tells klitz, he thinks it’s a joke and it goes on like that, reader confessing and klitz thinking it’s a joke when one day he confesses while Matthew and Eli are around and Eli tells him he’s being serious and then he feels like an idiot for not realizing? Then they start dating 🤭 / SFW

Klitz x Jock!Male!Reader | Headcanons

Hi there! I'm so sorry for making you wait this long for your request! But I really hope you like what I've done with it. <3

notes; Jock!Male!Reader; Jock x Nerd; Getting Together; Fluff; Mini Fic in Bullet Points (rather than Headcanons, tbh).

You changed schools rather unexpectedly because you had to move from one town to another. Fortunately, you weren't given a hard time for being the new guy, because you were in the school's football team and they already knew your talent from games where they competed with your previous school. Thus, you rose to popularity within the first couple of months already.

Being popular wasn't really your cup of tea, but you knew that you were lucky to have all of those people on your side. You saw the way they treated the ones outside of their circles. It was revolting, but unfortunately the norm.

Because you didn't want to spend so much time with the other popular kids, though, you tried to find friends in your classes. You noticed one particular student, who shared most classes with you: Klitz.

It took you months to actually get on a level with him where you were comfortable calling what you had a friendship. He was pretty guarded around you, which you didn't fault him for. He was one of those people that the popular students liked to pick on regularly, so it made sense to you that he didn't immediately trust your advances to be friends with him.

The thing was that you quickly developed a massive crush on him, though. And you didn't really know if you should risk telling him or not, at first. But after a while, you simply couldn't keep it to yourself anymore.

So, you told him about your feelings for him.

His reaction wasn't exactly what you had expected. Sure, you had kind of figured that he might reject you; but that's not what happened. Instead, he angrily told you that he didn't like those jokes and that he expected better from you, before storming off.

It gave you a silver lining, though. He didn't outright reject you. He thought you were messing with him. Which let you hope that maybe if you could prove to him that you were serious, you'd have a chance after all.

Klitz avoided you for a while after that incident. It hurt, of course. But it gave you some time to think things through and plan out a scenario that was almost fool proof.

By having been friends with Klitz, you also befriended Eli and Matthew. Usually, you all hung out together, rather than one-on-one.

Thus, the next time you all met up at Eli's place, Klitz couldn't avoid you anymore. You had also talked to Matt and Eli about the whole crush thing and the confession fiasco, and they agreed to help you.

Things had gotten rather awkward at first, once you were all together. Eli tried to get any conversation going at all, but the tension between you and Klitz was thick and didn't give way for anything else to grow.

Gathering all your courage, you confessed to Klitz again. Same as last time. Almost word for word.

Klitz was quiet for a few moments after you were done talking. Then he sighed exasperatedly, "I told you that I didn't like those jokes. Why don't you know when to quit?"

Before you could respond with anything, Eli spoke up, "He's not joking, dude! He's serious. Y/N likes you, man!"

Shocked, Klitz turned to you with a slack mouth. He started to turn red and stammered out an apology, but you stopped him. All you wanted to know from him was if he liked you back.

He swallowed thickly and nodded. It took him another moment to actually say it.

You've never felt so relieved. And unable to hold yourself back, you tackled Klitz with a hug, absolutely overjoyed.

During the next weekend, you two finally went on your first date. The first of many.

#first time fulfilling a request since september oml #i hope it was okay! <3 #male reader #klitz the girl next door #klitz x reader #paul dano #headcanon

[sweetums0kitty]

Paul Dano Character Pokemon Teams

Hi! Have you ever wondered what Pokemon your PD blorbos would use? I have!

Burt Fablemen : Strong connection to technology with Rotem, Klang and Porygon, Electric typing seems natural for an engineer! Same with Steel. Brabiel because he's as squishy and chunky shaped as his trainer is.

Brian Wilcox: He's a nasty grimy guy, hence he's a Poison Type Trainer. Noribat and Umbreon because they look like cute emo plushies.

Edward Nashton: Phantump to represent the children who died in the orphanage that haunt Eddie's memories. Mimikyu who wears a little handmade Riddler costume or even a tiny Batman. Raticate being with him since childhood. One of the rats that bit his fingers. Blastoise and Voltorb for the flood and the explosives on the Seawall

Percy Dolarhyde: Fighting type seems natural for a surely, bratty cowboy. His Combusken has been waiting forever to evolve but he's too lazy to get the gym badges. Has three of them. Begged his father for a cool Pokemon so Percy was given a high level Lucario that hardly listens to him. Often looking at his trainer with a "Really man?" sort of expression. Trubbish won't stop following him around, no matter what Percy does!

Pierre: Honestly he screams Fairy Type trainer to me! All of his Pokémon are spoiled with extremely high friendship levels. Ninetails is good for exploring the snow grounds of his estate. He totally has a sweet tooth that Slurmpuff enables!

Departure into the world of Chris Marquette with Eli and Milo Burns

Eli's team... Wow it sure is a team lmao! He's not totally a creep but our favorite camera man is in a committed relationship with a girl named the bit.

Milo's team is one he shows in normal life. Harmless Bolthound, Eevee and Corvisquire. While he uses the other members for his little stalking game.

Anyway back to Danoland!

Timothy Klitz: See he's trying to train a real team as compared to Eli. He gets shit for having Steenee and Espon but they're just Pokemon man! He's got some bulk with the two fire types. A beefy pokemon team for a guy who's less than bulky.

#paul dano #edward nashton #the riddler #danonation #dano riddler #percy dolarhyde #burt fabelman #brian wilcox #pierre bezukhov #Milo Burns #TGND Eli #timothy klitz #pokemon #pokemon team #pokemon headcanons #Paul Dano headconnons #danocel

[graveincarnate]

KLITZ HEADCANONS!

Not requested

Word count: 516 Warnings: brief mentions of alcohol, marijuana, and smut novels

A/N: I have so many headcanons for him it’s unreal, here’s just a few I wanted to share! I hope you enjoy <3

- His favourite snack is trail mix

- He dedicates weekends to building lego sets with Eli and Matt

- He’s really close to his grandmother and always makes sure to spend every other Sunday with her

- He prefers tea over coffee

- He’s allergic to cats, yet still prefers them over dogs

- He’s a total freak about personal hygiene

- He uses the same Dove lavender body wash as his mother

- He played little league baseball as a kid

- He prefers reading books over watching movies

- He still lets his mom pick out his outfits

- He always gets his schoolwork done at least a week before it’s due

- The first time he got high he smoked too much and became really paranoid which led to Eli convincing him that there was someone living inside his walls, he never smoked again after that

- He takes those quizzes in teen magazines

- He always watches the movies Eli suggests to him even if he knows he won’t like them very much

- He grew up an only child to a single mom

- He still keeps his favourite childhood teddy bear on his bed

- He has a keepsake box filled with all sorts of polaroids, letters, and trinkets he’s gotten from his friends and family over the years

- He practices flirting to himself in the mirror then cringes at it immediately after

- His guilty pleasure is women’s erotic novels. He found one in his mom’s drawer at age 12 and has been hooked on them since

- He adores Madonna and secretly listens to her music all the time

- His first celebrity crush was Sigourney Weaver after seeing her in Alien. To this day he still blushes whenever she comes on screen

- His favourite season is that short transition of summer-into-fall

- He makes everyone take their shoes off before entering his house, he says it’s his ‘mother’s orders’ but in reality he’s just a neat-freak

- He loves nature documentaries

- He always falls asleep first at sleepovers which leads to Matt and Eli pranking him. He either wakes up wrapped in saran wrap or with a dick drawn on his forehead, maybe even both

- He does the weekly crosswords in newspapers every Monday morning

- Him and his mom spent a solid hour trying to figure out how to tie his tie before prom

- He prefers english and history over science and math, but excels at them all

- He drinks just plain white milk

- He can never find pants that fit him properly, they’re either too short on the ankles or too tight on the crotch

- He proof reads all of Matt’s essays for him

- He handles his alcohol surprisingly well

- He doesn’t like having his picture taken

- He has a thing for strong and dominant women but will never admit it

- He prefers lamps over natural lighting

- Ferris Bueller was his bisexual awakening

- He plays chess competitively

- He’s really good at Rubik’s cubes

- He cuddles with his pillow to help him fall asleep

- He always gives his mom a kiss on the cheek before leaving the house

#klitz x reader #klitz headcanons #klitz the girl next door #the girl next door #eli brooks #matthew kidman #paul dano x reader #danonation #paul dano

[penguinseathearts]

headcanons of the boyfs

#is it headcanoning or projection? #it’s both #any way klitz uses he/they pronouns #and eli is trans and uses he/him #they’re also gay and autistic #please someone ask me about them so i don’t gotta put it all in tags #the girl next door #eli the girl next door #eli brooks #klitz #klitz the girl next door #eli x klitz

[neilpissyrega]

these are my weird The Girl Next Door headcanons so like enjoy

Klitz

-loves Weezer, Radiohead, Car Seat Headrest and Will Wood (I’m aware Will Wood is from the 2010s/2020s, shush)

-he/they king

-listens to music with Eli just because he has a crush on him

-secretly likes Eli’s nickname for him (‘Klitzy’) but pretends he hates it because he doesn’t want to come off as too gay

-has two mums

-once ate a two year old expired bag of jelly beans and got violently sick when he was 14

-his grandpa died when he was 12 and left all of his clothes to Klitz- whenever Klitz asks for new clothes his mums tell him he already has his grandpa’s clothes

-secretly a nirvana fan

-tried to teach himself piano when he was 7 and failed miserably

-still sleeps with his favourite dinosaur plushie

-autistic !!

-bisexual

Eli

-closeted gay

-watches porn for the artistic element (the lighting, angles, plot, etc) but pretends he watches it for the women

-once bought gay porn and accidentally thought about him and Klitz doing the same things (he took the porn back the next day) (you guys ever had thoughts so gay you got scared? lmao)

-likes the smiths, red hot chilli peppers, and listens to radiohead with Klitz because he thinks Klitz is cute

-still in denial about his crush on Klitz

-still thinks about that one time he kissed Klitz- he tries to do it more “as a joke” but Klitzy boy sees right through him

-loves carpool karaoke

-can’t drive

-actually gets really good grades in a bunch of things but doesn’t tell anyone because he doesn’t want anyone to think he’s a nerd

-tried weed once, did it wrong, never wants to do it again

-adhd king

-screams at everything and also points out plot holes in horror movies

-his favourite series is breaking bad because of the cinematography in it, rewatches ‘Ozymandias’ almost daily

-cried at titanic, will never admit it

-watched lesbian porn 1 (one) time and immediately hated it

Matt

-bisexual king!

-diagnosed with an anxiety disorder, has not told Danielle but has told the rest of the tripod

-was the one to come up with the whole ‘tripod’ thing in a passing conversation to Eli, Eli stole it when convincing Klitz to help them with the porno

-cries when listening to music

-favourite franchise is the Batman one, still enjoys Marvel movies though

-was the one to recommend Radiohead to Klitz

-once got really into a franchise and wrote fanfiction, deleted the app out of shame but then the fic blew up

-favourite movie is taxi driver

-wants Eli to stop pointing out plot holes in everything they watch

-is a fucking beast at COD

-secretly likes singing but refuses to participate in carpool karaoke

-still keeps in touch with the tripod even when they’re in different colleges, sends them letters with pictures of him and his friends and calls them almost daily

-infodumps about movies he watches to Eli on the phone, who in return watches porn loudly while he’s talking (he once went through two porn videos and an episode of Futurama when talking about American Psycho)

-gorillaz fan

anyway if you guys have anything else to add that would be cool as hell

#the girl next door #klitz the girl next door #Eli brooks #eli brooks the girl next door #matthew kidman the girl next door #matthew kidman #tim klitz #headcanons #they’re my scrunklies

[s3lf-c0ncious]

“Dysfunctional” Jay (Okja) X GN! Reader with Tics

Tics: a compulsive, repetitive sound or movement that are involuntary and difficult to control.

Jay has been on a mission with the ALF for about two weeks, calling you every chance he gets. Which unfortunately isn’t much. He hasn’t been telling you much about the missions he’s on other than a good thing here and a messed up plan there. Your imagination fills in the rest of the pieces to a very dangerous puzzle, it stresses you beyond belief.

Before he left, your tics were pretty controlled, being on a new medication to trial, your attacks have been at an all time low. Once he was gone, the security of knowing he was okay went with him. This added fear of the unknown and what could happen to him was making your tics skyrocket. Unfortunately your job isn’t too happy with this spike in tic activity.

“Hello, *tic* welcome to y/j/h how can, *tic*, can I, *tic*, can I help you today?” You tried to get the sentence out without letting your tics interrupt you much. But you could tell the damage had already began. Even with the “I have Tourette’s” badge you wore, the customer got annoyed with your eye rolling and noise making.

“Can I get a functional employee please? Preferably one that doesn’t disrespect me.”

This had happened on so many occasions that you were completely ready to quit your job. Technically, with Jay’s job you didn’t have to work. Not only was it emotionally rewarding, it was financially as well. But you would feel bad having him pay for everything for you and him. You keep trying to push through without having the comfort of crawling into bed with Jay and telling him all the horrible things people say on the daily. For now, the phone calls every chance he got had to be enough.

You kicked your shoes off at the bottom of the stairs and dragged yourself to your room, ready to hopefully end this day with the sound of Jay’s voice. You laid in bed and grabbed your phone out of your bag, throwing it to the ground. Finding his contact, you clicked it and waited as the phone rang.

It rang for a bit and eventually stopped, he didn’t answer. ‘Maybe he’s just busy? Don’t jump to conclusions…’ you thought, attempting to comfort yourself. You tried again, listening to the annoying ringing of the phone.

Your mind was jumping from thought to thought as a tic almost made you throw your phone. You could feel the electric feeling just before a tic attack. The stress of everyday work and now Jay not answering or texting you all day was getting to you.

Your eyes were twitching, tics were starting to go off every few seconds, making it harder and harder to stay still and hold your phone. You placed it down and tried to find your stuffed animal to hold so you don’t harm yourself.

“Hello? Y/n?”

Finally.

Tics still going off, you were now in the middle of a tic attack when Jay answered the phone.

“Jay! *tic* You *tic* *tic* answered! I *tic* missed you.” You tried to talk but Jay could tell how tired and in pain you were just hearing your voice.

“Baby, it’s okay, I’m sorry I didn’t answer earlier, we were really busy but we’re done now. I have the rest of the day to talk to you.”

You tried to answer him but your tics were starting to hurt, making you tear up.

“I *tic* hate this *tic*.”

“I know, do you have your stuffed animal?” Jay tried to comfort you, but being thousands of miles away was hard when all he wanted to do was cuddle you.

“I *tic* I do,” you pulled your plushie closer to you and held on to it tighter.

Jay was about to say something else when a knock came at his hotel door. He quickly got up and muted his phone. Answering the door, it was another ALF member, just asking if he wanted to join them for a meal.

You were wondering why he went silent, you got a little anxious, “Jay? *tic* What *tic* happened?”

He unmuted himself when the member went away, “Nothing love, everything’s fine. Another member knocked on my door, but everyone okay.”

Your tics started to calm down after about thirty minutes of constant one after another. Jay whispered sweet nothings into the phone, reminding you that he loved you and that it would be over soon.

Finally after about an hour attack, you were completely out of energy.

“Jay?” You whispered, he’d been quiet for a minute.

“Yes, baby? Are you okay?” He perked up when he heard you speak without interruption.

“I’m better now, I’m so tired. I wanted to tell you about my day, but I guess my brain had other plans,” you joked.

Jay chuckled, “That’s okay y/n, if you want, you can still tell me. I’ll be here all night for you.”

Finally feeling a little better, you began telling Jay about all of the stress from your job, and how much you missed his presence.

“Y/N don’t listen to those people, if they can’t read and see that you can’t control it, that’s there problem, baby. There is nothing wrong with you.” His words made you tear up again, this time out of joy that you had the best boyfriend in the world.

“Are you crying baby? Don’t cry, it’s okay,” Jay was so badly worried, he contemplated flying back just to get you. But he knew he wouldn’t be able to forgive himself if anything happened to you on a mission.

You wiped your tears and fondly stared at your phone.

“I really love you Jay.”

“I love you too, Y/N.”

Headcannons:

-Jay would always be there to protect you from anyone who criticizes you for your tics. He doesn’t stand for ableism just as much as he can’t stand animal abuse.

-He’s always buying you new plushies and padding to keep you from hurting yourself during tic attacks or with violent tics.

-Jay always ignores your tics as to not trigger them, but occasionally he laughs at a weird or funny one as long as you’re laughing too!

-Always sure you never miss an appointment for new meds or checkups, he wants his love as healthy as possible.

-Constantly asks if you’re okay and if you need anything, even if he’s overseas and has to ship the item to you.

-Will love you no matter what, of course!

I’ve been wanting to write another fic, this time with a different character, though I do have more ideas for my lovely Klitzy 👀. Send me some requests if you want too! Honestly I wanna get back into writing like back in 2014 💀. Anyways hope you enjoy!

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Tim Klitz from The Girl Next Door is bisexual!

He’s dating Eli Brooks, a gay guy!

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