#krill speaks

[unfortunatebrainfarts]

After working with your friendly neighborhood intergalactic space cowboy for quite some time, you've managed to become pretty damn good at understanding the gist of what he means to say

Boothill x reader

A/n: OK SO, first fanfic in like 6 years and it's for an intergalactic space cowboy

Tbh I have no idea why I wrote this, my ipad apps are constantly monitored by the teacher and I really have nothing better to do than go on my notes app and pretend I'm writing notes

HAVE AN AMAZING DAY = I HOPE YOU GET FUCKED BY THE IPC AND ROLL IN YOUR OWN DEBT AND SUFFERING (or something like that)

BLESS YOUR HEART = FUCK YOU

PRAY FOR ME = FUCK ME

LOVELY = FUCK

YOU WONDERFUL PERSON = YOU BITCH

Well ain't you just a sweetheart? = Well you're just a little bitchboy aren'tcha?

God love him = He was fuckin' underdeveloped as a fetus wasn't he (Something along the lines of 'he's dumb as shit')

"Hm. Seems about right."

To others, your furrowed brows, tense posture, and concentrated gaze at just one singular page of your notebook may make it seem as if whatever was on that page was something life changing. And honestly, they might as well have been right since you were one step closer to understanding what the hell Boothill was spitting out more than half the time.

You recall the first time you were assigned a mission with him — "BLESS YOUR HEART YOU WONDERFUL PERSON," cue you snapping your head towards the gruff voice seeing the cowboy in all his glory easily decimating the dozens of grunts in his vicinity with a toothy grin no less, which you note are very, very sharp.

His long, flowy hair caught your attention. How was it so white and clean even with all the fights you know gets into? Does it ever get yanked? What shampoo does he use?

"Now I don' mind some ooglin', but wouldn't ya say we should keep our eyes on our enemies darlin'?"

His voice snaps you out of your trance and you come to to a shovel nearing your head. You instinctively cover your face with your hands anticipating the pain, the pain which never came since when you put them down, you see that Boohill had already left a bullet in his head.

"Spacin' out at a space cowboy? Ain't that rich."

.

Ignoring the fact that he saved you from having to get facial reconstruction surgery, the reason you almost got a face full of shovel in the first place was because of the ridiculous curse on his synesthesia beacon.

That's why you've been devoted to trying to decode the albeit hilarious, rather inconvenient in a battle things he says. You've tried asking Boothill to write them down, but his handwriting could have him assigned as a doctor in no time so you gave up on that idea quite quickly.

"Whatcha starin' at so intently darlin'?

Your train of thought was abruptly interrupted by the man of the hour mindlessly snatching your notebook right out of your hands. "Aren't you supposed to stop thieves, not act like one," you ask half heartedly. It was nothing less of what you'd expect from Boothill of all people — no, cyborgs??

"Heh, this ain't thievery 's sharin'! Er, what's that one sayin' again... share to care, care to share, sharin' to carin'? Eh whatever ya get what I mean don'tcha sugar?" He retorted, you roll your eyes mentally as he put his focus back onto the notebook. To be honest you were surprised he could even read considering his handwriting was that bad.

As Boothill read each and every one of your 'translations', his grin only grew wider and wider showing the spiky teeth you don't know how are natural but have grown accustomed to seeing. Just then, a burst of unhinged laughter randomly filled the entire lounge room you were sitting in. The weird glances and whispering were already starting but Boothill didn't care, he was Boothill.

Not wanting to be associated with the man at that very moment, you stand up to leave him comically rolling on the floor. However, you couldn't even do that because the moment you stood up, Boothill snatched your leg and dragged it so that you would fall back down. This time, onto the floor with him. "Well ain't you something sweetcheeks, ya got me alll figured out huh?"
.

.

It's been two months. Ever since Boothill realized that you had actually tried to figure out the true meaning behind his words — and actually got them relatively right — he's been using you to spew out insults overtime. Honestly it was like you had become a pokemon, you could just picture it in your head.

BOOTHILL BROUGHT OUT ____

____ USED SWEAR! IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE

Either way, it wasn't that bad since though you might be imagining things, it feels as if you've grown ever so slightly closer to the eccentric space cowboy.

You continue to observe boothill and add more and more onto your list of translations, but apparently you fail to notice that he no longer uses any casual pet names like 'darling' or 'sweetcheeks' anymore. At least, not for anyone but you.

#I'm actually gonna krill myself😭 #please ignore any mistakes or awkward parts I wrote this in 30 minutes #you can tell I can't write any southern stuff I literally had to search up 'cowboy insults' and 'how to speak like a cowboy' #li actually writes🤯 #boothill x reader #hsr x reader #boothill hsr x reader #honkai star rail x reader #honkai star rail

[mintypsii]

pudding my darling daughter

#I LOVE HER SM NEVER SPEAK ON MY GIRL #oda could've given us sanji bonding over food with his new bestie that he just trauma bonded with over their shared family issues but alas #anyways if oda wasn't a coward they would've stayed in touch to swap recipes and stuff #also NOT SHIP i will KRILL YOU #op #one piece #my art #mintart #art #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #pudding #charlotte pudding #whole cake island #wci #monkey d luffy #guys am i allowed to tag this as lusan im doing it anyways IDC!!!!! #lusan #sanlu

[stormjay0]

a violently vivid image of this appeared in my brain at like nine forty in the morning and I had to make it. i haven’t slept more than four hours in like three days

#how the fuck do I tag this #krill #sea animals #marine biology #?????? #there are many benefits to being a marine biologist I guess #meme #storm speaks

[quartings]

So, I just watched a censored cut of The Suicide Squad (2021) on a plane...

Let me tell you, it was one of the weirdest movie-watching experiences of my life. All the intense gore and violence was kept, but all the swearing was re-dubbed over by the original cast and the mild nudity was cut, which really makes me wonder who the heck this version of the film was even for?? What kind of person can watch people get blown up into bloody chunks but can’t handle the word “bastard”??

Here are some of the highlights from the censored cut that I thought were the most amusing. Again, reminder that the original actors all ADR’d over the swears with new dialogue.

· Harley’s “What the FUCK??” at TDK was changed to “What is THAT??”

· Bloodsport and Tyla’s “FUCK YOU!!”s were changed to “FORGET YOU!!” like Ceelo Green.

· More F-Bombs from Bloodsport were cut, leading to “I’m no (fighting) leader!!” and “You’re threatening my (teenage) daughter!!”

· Calendar Man’s insult to Polkadot Man was changed from “You fucking pussy!!” to “You flaming sissy!!”

· Peacemaker: “Starfish is a slang term for (an anus).” How is that any better than saying “butthole”??

· The entire exchange about dicks on the beach was changed to be about bricks instead, as was any future usage of the word “dick”. “If this whole beach was covered in (bricks), and someone said I had to eat every single (brick) on the beach for liberty, I would say no problem-o.” “Why would someone put (bricks) all over the beach??”

· Ratcatcher 2’s “You bastard!” was changed to “You bad fish!!”

· The entire “Well that’s just racist” exchange was cut.

· Bloodsport: “Why the (blood) would I want a leaf?!”

· Peacemaker’s jerking off taunt was cut. Characters still flip each other off in this cut though.

· Flag and Harley get to say “freaking”, so I don’t understand why it wasn’t used as a blanket censor for the f word instead.

· Harley’s “RIP to that absolutely beautiful monster between your legs” was kept in.

· King Shark’s “FUCK!!” was changed to “Pfflegh!”

· Bloodsport saying “Pissmaker” was kept

· Ratcatcher 2: “Do you want a dozen angry rodents crawling up your (pants)??”

· The 69 joke was kept

· Peacemaker: “MOTHER(TRUCKER)!!”

· Bloodsport’s “Jesus Christ…” was changed to “Holy Moses…”

· Flag’s “Who ate all the empanadas?” has the f word cut and sounds weirdly friendlier in the take they used.

· Harley: “I love the rain~ It’s like angels are (spitting) all over us~!”

· I swear Thinker’s “Sonofabit-!” when he’s getting slammed in the retinal scanner was changed to “Sonofawit-!”

· Thinker: “AMERICAN (GOOD OL’) ASTRONAUTS FOUND STARRO! YANKEE (****) DOODLE DANDIES!!”

· Flag’s “It’s time these sonsofbitches need to be held accountable-!” was changed to “It’s time these (stinkers) need to be held accountable-!”

· Polkadot Man’s “FUCK!!” in response to the others forgetting Milton was changed to “FUDGE!!”

· One of the Corto Maltese generals shouting “Puta!!” was changed to “Nunca!!”

· Economos: “WE’VE GOT A (FREAKING) KAIJU UP (ON) THIS (SCREEN)!!”

· Waller’s whole rant at the squad was censored, so it was hilarious to hear Viola Davis scream the absolutely neutered “FILTH!! TURN AROUND, GOSHDAMMIT! YOU STUPID IDIOTS! LOSERS!! DAMN IT, TASK FORCE X! THIS IS YOUR LAST AND FINAL WARNING!!”

· Flo: “GET ON THE SATELLITE, DALE YOU (FLAMING MEATHEAD)!!”

· And lastly, my personal favorite censorship, only because it actually fits thematically, comes from Polkadot Man’s last words: “I’M A MOTHER(-FIGHTING) SUPERHERO-!!”

#the suicide squad #q speaks #dceu #bloodsport #polka dot man #abner krill #harley quinn #peacemaker #christopher smith #ratcatcher 2 #cleo cazo #dc

[timetodiverge]

Ahsoka season 2 brainstorming: practical and impractical ways to get the girls* back from Peridea

*Ahsoka, Sabine, AND Shin. (...and David Tennant, the Howler wolf, and the turtles)

(1) just use the force (somehow)

step 1: use the force

steps 2~10: ???

step 11: profit girls are home yay

(2) purrgil wearing a hyperspace-ring backpack

(Behold my astonishing drawing skills. You're astonished right.)

Since the purrgil migratory route from Seatos to Peridea only seems to go one way (because the whales go there to die), they'd have to build a mini Eye of Sion so they can all get back after Ezra hitches a ride there. Purrgil know the way to Peridia; Ezra knows the coordinates of home already.

(Will Thrawn be staking out Seatos to try to prevent this? Yes. Will that make it funnier when Ezra does it anyway and gets away with it? Most definitely 👍👍)

(3) use the "somehow, Palpatine returned" method

The audience:

(Mate, Disney did it first. This is now an in-canon way to Solve Problems.)

(4) Mortis Gods temple ruins on Lothal=secret yet convenient portal

Ezra "the force is all I need" Bridger will use his amazing Space Jesus powers and *insert additional justifications relating to loth-wolves, world-between-worlds, Lothal magic, Morai etc*, Ezra will open the portal on one side and the girls, working as a team in a way that will make us all cry, will open from the other side

(additionally, because we are not crying enough yet, there will be a cameo from Kanan!loth-wolf/DumeWolf. You're welcome)

(additionally additionally, the deal Ahsoka made with the Mortis Gods to make this possible means she will now die to repay the debt. Because the writers really want us to cry. A lot.)

...okay everyone YOUR TURN add on your most practical and impractical ideas

#ahsoka #the space krill are vital to the plan btw #“that's not how the force works!!” I have never stopped laughing at this line true story #“somehow palpatine returned” literally they can now write anything and just stick it up on the screen #its always bothered me that no-one thought to go speak with or hang out with the purrgils before #or try to use the world between worlds #I mean maybe they DID try #ahsoka season 2 #ahsoka show #ahsoka tano #sabine wren #shin hati #ezra bridger #star wars #lothal #mortis gods #purrgil

[perseruna]

so guess who just watched the first two episodes of s3 and saw the cast 🙇‍♀️

#i waved at anya and she smiled at me i can finally KRILL MYSELF #you guyssssssssssssss #i want to speak but i shant but i WANT TO #the witcher

[anotherscrappile]

I just watched & thoroughly enjoyed The Suicide Squad (2021) except they gave us what seemed to be a joke character

who actually has interesting & highly effective powers

as well as a complex personality & backstory.

Then, they killed him off in the cheapest way possible at the end.

I’m so sorry they did you dirty, Mr. Polka Dot Man. You deserved so much better.

#the suicide squad #polka dot man #abner krill #ford speaks #ford reviews films #in my mind this man survived the film & went on to become a real superhero o7 #ALSO THEY TOTALLY UNDERUTILIZED HIS POWERS

[angeltism]

oh no

#➳ the fool speaks #i might be a little insane abt some fictional guys #who i know barelyanything about #um #hehe haha oopsies #and one of them is mecoded too . goodbye krill world /j

[gingerbravecookie]

#I CAN FINALLY KRILL MYSWLF #cursor speaks

[crushedsweets]

Hi :D I'm the anon that asked if being a emoji anon counted at befriending and is the 🐍 emoji taken?

-possibly 🐍anon

sssssssssssssssssssss (yes in snake)

#🐍 anon #i leave for work in like 10 mins .. sitll in pajamas pants.. #dunno why i am replying to asks roleplaying as being jeff the krilled and speaking snake .

[coi-arts]

*GAASSPPP* IM BACK FROM THE ASHES

#exams over #i can finally krill myself #coi speaks

[awakened-void-deity]

FINALLY got maskless....now im heart/candle broke....So worth it.

Currently achieving the Pretty Manta Boy™ questline /j

Eventually ill be a Pretty Krill Boy™ but i need the rest of the cosmetics for that....One of which being currently unobtainable [begging tgc for rythem season travelling spirits so hard] [i want to steal their outfits] [spesifically the admiring actor] [all i want is their outfit plz]

Do i plan out my outfits with art? Yes. All the time. i did this with Krill's outfit and now my own sona [does this count as a sona?] [probably not] [but fuck you its the only term i know right now]

#Moth Makes The Arts #moth game screens #Moth Doin A Speak #sky kid #sky: children of the light #sky cotl #im so close to getting the krill cape....just need to finish the jellyfish tree thing #and the rest will come with time obviously #but oughuughuuu the vibes.........let me have them tgc plz

[badolmen]

I’m just a shore boy

I need no shrimpathy

Lost in the high tide

No escape from the salty sea ~

#ra speaks #shitpost #shrimp #bohemian rhapsody #queen #freddy mercury #help girl I need more lyrics #I gotta get to ‘mamaaaa just krilled a man’

[unskilledpoint]

two hours. rounded up.

#now if you excuse me im gonna grill krill & then kill myshellf. im out of words. #unskilled speaks

[shokupanda]

WOOHOOO THE STUPID ASS UNI STUFF IS OVER (FOR NOW)

i can finally open tumblr and draw and whatnot again aaaaaaaa orz

actually on second thought my first order of business is going snork mimimi. im so eepy. i havent opened twitter or tumblr in a while jsjsjdj ill do that after sleeping

#well technically speaking #i gotta clean up my art project stuff first since. my floor has been a mess ever since i started that dnndkdmd #and i gotta get groceries #and cook dinner #and ive got other uni stuff to think abt too #argh theres actually a lot to do huh #fuck it we ball though im gonna draw a wolfguy or something later #sho.scramblin #unrelated but i really wanted to make a krill oc. as in 🦐 #for the express purpose of drawing them over the ''I CAN FINALLY KRILL MYSELF'' meme lmao dnbdmdnd #but thats a bit too much effort for me rn #maybe ill get around to it kdndkdk #how does an anthro krill look like anyways lmao #anywho! yeah. what was i goin off about again. hope youre havin a nice day whoever's reading this sleep deprived ramble ✌

[her-ethereal-royalty]

HA1111 FUSCH1A CUSP ANON AGA1N!!!

You have three days.

Whoever sent this to me yesternight needs to fuck off. I WILL find -^-nd cull you if this conchtinues.

#I need more krilling pr-^-ctice -^-nyw-^-ve. #her royalty speaks