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cynical-sprite · 6 months
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Lexori sitting with her adopted daughter and said asopted daughter's cat😊
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📍 Dewstock, Solymly
(2 years after the destruction of Bellemare)
I finally made it closer to the coast. I’m in some tiny as shit village full of fishermen. It reeks. As usual looking for more people to bring into the cult of the Shadow Queen (as well as teaching their abusers a lesson)comes with being in the shittiest places I’ve ever seen.
After finally making it to the only tavern in town I paid for a nights stay and a hot meal. It was shitty food but anything is better than dried rations. While eating in the tavern I was eavesdropping on conversations, looking for marks. I played a prank on a dude who was talking about going home and “teaching his wife a lesson”. As expected he lost his shit, and a handsome asshole told him to sit down or leave (at that point I used prestidigitation to make it sound and smell like the dude shat his pants). The handsome asshole approached me and started asking me lots of questions.. ugh. I told him my name was Lex, and didn’t really give him much information other than that. But the dude was persistent! Thankfully we were interrupted by the first asshole, but the persistent asshole put him down with one uppercut. It was actually kinda hot. Afterwards I learned that “sexy, persistent asshole with nice biceps” name was actually Sebastien, some people call him seabass which is so fucking stupid. I decided I’d start calling him Bash.. easier to remember.
We parted ways, and I offered to help take passed out drunk asshole home with his useless dwarven friend. I talked to his wife who has a black eye. She claimed that she had fallen and hit a chair but I didn’t believe her for a minute. I told her my name is Lex and she can find me at the tavern if she needs help. With that I went back to the tavern, playing the long game with these people always works better than just blowing shit up, I’ve found. I had the intention of finding some more marks in the tavern, but there was like ONE guy there. I guess Dewstock isn’t a party town.
There was a guy who was down on his luck, his wife left him because he gambled all his money away. I wanted to see if he could change so I flipped him a GP. At that moment, Bash strolls in, covered in blood, with his stipid frilly shirt torn. Honestly, is there anything hotter than an asshole dude covered in blood?
He took me out to the stables where his horse was and there was a bloody cyclops head hanging off his saddle. At that point things started getting really weird. He got so close to me I could smell the salt of his sweat and the metallic blood he was covered in. I thought he was going to kiss me.. I told him I don’t like being touched, and he just got closer. I could feel his chest as he inhaled, and he grabbed my hair, and cut off a piece, then asked if I regretted killing “all those people”. So damn rude. I knocked him on his ass, stepped on his hand, and took my hair back and told him there wasn't much I ever did that I regretted.
As I walked away I took advantage of the shadows, and hid amongst them. I knew he’d try to chase me, so I waited until he passed by me, then went back to his horse, and emptied everything of worth I could find out of his saddlebags into my own pockets. I walked back to the tavern, and when he was not in the bar I assumed he was still out chasing after me. I went up to my room, pushed all the furniture in front of the window and the door, and went to bed.
The asshole must have been hiding under the bed, or be a sneaky as mother fucker, because when I woke up there was a note beside my pillow(seen below), with a lock of my hair in the shape of a heart. Creepy as fuck. The dude didn’t even have any shame, and was sitting in the main room in the tavern when I went to hunt him down. I sucker punched him and knocked him on his ass. “Do not presume that you know me strictly by what you have heard about me. Gossip spreads like wildfire when you do something society deems as bad. But they never ask why.” I sneered at him as I walked out the door.
To be honest, I was more angry that he got past my boundaries and got under my skin than anything else. I had to get out of that stupid ass town, but on the way I burned down that asshole peasant’s house. I hope he was still unconscious on his bed and his wife did the smart thing and left him like I told her to. But I was so angry that honestly at that point I didn’t even really care. Onto the next shitty town, I guess.
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jojotier · 11 months
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Okey but I need to know what is Karkat character like in the CW version or if Karkat watches any of the shows
oh Karkat fucking hates the fact that these shows exist. He accidentally catches the HBO's Homestuck episode centering around murderstuck and it ends up sending him into a Depressive Spiral he's gotta call his therapist about. at first he tries to avoid any mention of the shows but then his friends start watching them and the little gremlin in his brain telling him to hatewatch shit is immediately activated.
so he finally does hatewatch them. understandably, he hates the CW's Homestuck more because it portrays him as a pathetic loser who only becomes even vaguely competent when someone's love lives are on the line. CW murderstuck is played as a slapstick comedy where CW Tavros accidentally stabs himself with a hidden blade in his Pupa Pan hat and CW Vriska just comically whistles as she walks away and CW Gamzee is dressed up as a human clown, not a jugalo, who rather than being given to religiously zealous rage just decides to play a series of pranks which increasingly go wrong. it's all a joke and Not A Very Good One.
and he hatewatches HBO's Homestuck but he just keeps being taken aback because it's so faithful but like... done in a tasteful way, almost? The murderstuck is exactly the same but this time the showrunner adds this detail where HBO Sollux, blind, wakes up and drags himself over to HBO Feferi's corpse, calling her name, voice cracking, breaking down as he gently cradles her in his arms; the bit where he's stabbed by Jack is exactly the same, but there's an added detail where before the final battle HBO Jack and HBO Karkat have one final goodbye.
HBO Karkat breaks down because he's sleep deprived and scared and 6 sweeps old and doesn't want to die (in real life, Karkat wasn't afforded this luxury) and HBO Jack kinda looks around and awkwardly consoles him, patting his shoulder and talking about the nature of fear and how sometimes it's better to feel it and do it anyway than to never fear at all. It's this beautiful bonding moment and Karkat's just stricken because HBO's Homestuck is 100%, completely sincere.
So he looks up interviews with the showrunner (hemoanonymous Leoxri, speaking gently, reverently, a troll through and through and so damnably open about his faith in the Gods) and the actors (they love each other, they support each other, the actor playing him is a 6 sweep old mutant, Risnel, who's so meek and gentle Karkat knows the kid would've never survived on Alternia), trying to find more to hate, but he can't, and it makes him so angry because in the end they're all still using his trauma and his dead friends for entertainment. no matter the intention. no matter the faith. they're just a story to these people.
CW's Homestuck is easier to hate. at least the showrunner hates Karkat just as much as Karkat hates him.
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What is this place... what are these creatures...? Where's nice lady... Mernessa...?
Where are my magic box friends?
Who's Lexori?
My name is Creature... Creech... that's what Papa always called me... that's my name right?
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sharksssm · 6 months
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I NEED TO WRITE SMUT WITH LEXORI HAVING ENLARGE CAST ON THEM GOOD GOD HABNDBDJCHJS
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cloudie-skay · 4 years
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Haven't touched my drawing program in months so I thought I'd warm up with my two D&D characters (from two separate campaigns)
Thats not Lexori's actual colors btw
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dragonie · 4 years
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For the courier asks - 1, 3, 7, 13, 19, 25. We only do odd numbers here. Also pick a free one 🤠
1. which faction did they side with (NCR, legion, yes-man, or house)?
Original timeline she sort of fell into siding NCR just by picking every “hell YEAH i want to fight the legion” option ghgvhgv her Big Life Goals were always 1) rebuild the Twin Mothers and 2) destroy the Legion. and the NCR are also fighting the Legion so, alliance of mutual interest, enemy of my enemy, and all that. there is an alternate ending where she goes independent but it’s largely similar, still mostly assisting the NCR but with a secondary plan to keep them from fully taking control of the region.
(broadly, she’s pro-independence of communities like freeside, westside, goodsprings, etc., but to her mind they come second to the whole “stopping Caesar” thing. she also has no interest in taking over vegas herself (though she’d work to assist another courier in doing it if they were good friends/partners), despises the omertas, and doesn’t care much for the chairmen or white gloves either)
3. melee, guns, energy weapons, or unarmed?
guns guns guns her build was much too squishy for melee or unarmed lmao
7. favorite companions? least favorite companions?
answered here!
13. how did they deal with benny?
answered here!
19. what is their motive for taking vegas?
she doesn’t, is the thing. in her own solo canon, her goal is always to one day rebuild the Twin Mothers. she has no interest in ruling vegas and doesn’t even like staying there that much. she cares about the people of vegas (well, most of them, anyway), but they’re not her people, not like the Mothers are; it’s not her home, so she keeps on wandering.
(she’ll find it, eventually. just, not here)
In the Furies AU with @datura-tea it’s a bit different because she gets more personally involved with the community, through Moz and through their gang, and makes something of a home there. but also, she’s not The Courier there, with the weight of Hoover Dam on her shoulders
25. what were their parents like? are they still on good terms with their parents?
Her mother was a bold but warm woman, a herder of sheep and cattle, and it was she who taught Jane courage, and to stand up for what is right. (she also gave her the gift of Animal Friend; it runs in the family). Her father was a weaver, a gentle and thoughtful man, and it was he who taught Jane to weigh everything carefully, and think before she acts.
She was on very good terms with her parents, although for most of the game story and beyond she believes them to be long-dead. In the post-game, she is tearfully reunited with her mother, at long last; her father, unfortunately, she was right about.
41. do they like long journeys through the mojave, or do they prefer to travel more quickly? do they prefer using roads or travelling through the deep desert?
long journeys absolutely, with plenty of detours through the deep desert - it’s where all the interesting things are! it was considered a minor miracle among the other couriers that she somehow manages to make her runs on time.
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undeadcourier · 5 years
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Literally everything written in the terminal entries about Maxson is a lie to make him look good, because he's actually very insecure about his leadership capabilities, and doesn't think he will live up to his name if he doesn't make up self-aggrandizing fairytale stories.
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holorifle · 5 years
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Johnny Sunshine, Ezra, and Joan for the problematic fave meme
YOUR OC IS PROBLEMATIC :: ACCEPTING
johnny sunshine? problematic because he can be kind of oblivious to what’s happening around him. and sometimes, he outright refuses to accept the reality of what’s going on
ezra? literally the angel of death. fallen though it may be. he’s basically a serial killer that’s gone unchecked for ten thousand slutty, slutty years
joan? where do i begin. joan runs with raiders simply because it’s fun, though her allegiance changes to whatever is most convenient for her in the current situation.
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cynical-sprite · 6 months
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Lexori and Gale❤️
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📍 The Rusty Nail- Cult of Sul Khatesh Headquarters
(3 years after Bellmare)
I finished a quest for Zola today. She had me replace a ledger in the home office of Dimitrius Casanova to frame him and “get rid of the competition”. Everything went so smoothly until what did I hear, but Stupid Sexy Bash asking what brought me into this part of town.
He tried to apprehend me (ha!)— I told him he was cute for soulless bounty hunter, then he reminded me how much of a monster I am. He struck out again but instead of my wrist he caught my hand. I let him hold it for a bit as he tried to decide what to do with it. It's kinda cute when he gets flustered like that. Then he seemed to make up his mind about what he wanted to do and tried to cuff me. When I inevitably dodged him he just sat down on the ground and gave up. Ugh how boring.
He said something about hating being a hunter anyways, so I told him to just stop it if he hated it so much. He then mentioned something about a family business? I don’t know. I don’t really care. I had a feeling he’d keep trying to get me to go with him, so I left him sitting on the ground pouting like a baby and walked home.
When I got back to the Rusty Nail Zola had a beautiful gift for me. She gave me an obsidian blade that had my name and beautiful runes engraved upon it, as well as a fun roll in the sheets. This arrangement is working out quite nicely for me, I think. I’ll stick around for a while.
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pinklocksoflove · 2 years
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Did an experiment with skyrim character gen Made a Tiefling! She’s Lexori a Barbarian/Hexblade 
Buffs with spell shields before raging and weakens enemies/spams eldritch blast as she closes the distance 
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A lot of things have happened tonight... one of which is learning my actual name... my name is Lexori
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silvershield88 · 4 years
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DnD Character concept - Lexori - Tiefling Warlock
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