#lietners

[somanyfuckedupiftruebooks]

[ID: Tweet from @/longwall26 edited to read: “It’s not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed spider book to basically any childhood bully” /End ID]

#jonathan sims #tma #tma memes #mag 81 #a guest for mr spider #mr spider #lietners #library of jurgen lietner #the archivist #the magnus archives #magpod #magnuspod #my posts #divine comedy #memes #jon sims

[river-raven]

The GRJ books are real in the magnus archives universe but they’re spiral-aligned leitners

#lord huron #george ranger johnson #the magnus archives #tma #the spiral #lietners

[klm-zoflorr]

Tma but jurgen's magic book makes it so that no agent of the eye can see him period. Jurgen saves Jon and he's like uhhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAH. Takes him a while to stop screaming. Elias gets there like "i knew there was som- what" and then its a game of whack a mole where he's chasing that old man around and trying to hit him while not SEEING him

#jurgen Lietner #elias bouchard #jonathan sims #tma #the magnus archives #klm-zoflorr

[pastadrawstma]

This is not funny

Day 20 of posting magpod art daily

#tma #the magnus archives #pasta scribbles #art #the magnus archives fanart #my art #tma fanart #tma podcast #digital art #elias bouchard #elias bitchard #jonah magnus #jurgen lietner #brutal pipe murder #extended sounds of brutal pipe murder #jurgen leitner rant #jurgen leitner

[just-your-average-tangerine]

Love how half the posts about tmagp 4 are "this confirms Augustus is Jonah" and the other half "this ruins the headcannon that Augustus would be Jonah"

Go girl, give us nothing

#and half of the latter half thinks its lietner #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp ep 4 #tma #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #op

[i-am-not-a-who-i-am-a-what]

so about the header that proceeded today's statement:

Viability as agent: Low

Viability as subject: None

Viability as catalyst: Medium

i didn't know what to think of this part of the entry at first, but the longer the statement went on... was the institute in this universe trying to manufacture avatars?

the dice can't do anything without someone to use them, they can't be an "agent" by themselves, but might be capable of manipulation, so in that aspect their viability is "low."

the dice could be a "subject" in the sense that they could use further studying, but the statement itself was a very thorough investigation of their workings, so in that aspect their viability is "none."

the dice seem to influence their holder to roll them, or at least find more victims to roll them, and could therefore be described as a "catalyst" for someone's becoming. but, as seen in the statement, their owner can give the dice to someone else (albeit not without consequences), so in that aspect their viability is only "medium."

so what about the line following all this, what does "Recommend referral to Catalytics for Enrichment applicability assessment" mean? if we go by this interpretation, i'd say it could mean the institute wanted to find a way to make the dice even more potent as an artifact, maybe even remove that pesky ability for their owner to reject them.

imho all of this this brings a whole new level of context to the events of episode seven, of unknown violent agents going after an influx of objects that seemed straight out of artifact storage. was that the nature of the titular "magnus protocol" first mentioned in episode four, the one that involved the starkwall group? containing or destroying potential artifacts before the institute could get their hands on them?

it also makes their "gifted kids program," and sam's link to it as one of the kids being studied, all the more horrifying to think about. was it not just avatars in general they were after, but child avatars specifically? no wonder gertrude got so defensive over the possibility of sam and celia dragging gerry back into the institute's business last episode, we all picked up on her clearly knowing more than she's letting on but now we might know the shape of that information a bit better.

and one final bit of food for thought... this statement had a lot of familiar themes, didn't it? free will or the illusion of it, gambling and not-so-random chance, the statement giver being done in by one final hit from what feels like a bit of an addition... all hallmarks of a certain mother of puppets. doesn't it seem fitting that "chester" would use this kind of statement to warn sam about what harm pursuing the magnus institute could bring to him, considering the one his voice might draw from? and doesn't it seem so painfully ironic that his warning seems to have only driven sam further into that web?

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 9 spoilers #MANY THOUGHTS HEAD FULL AAAAAAAAAA #there are so many other things i want to link to this but i also just want to post it asap to get other people's thoughts #honestly at the word 'catalyst' my mind went straight to mike crew using ex altiora to become an avatar of the vast #combing through lietners until he found one that fit #and the statement giver from mag 4 feeling like he had to specifically sell ex altiora to gerry or it wouldn't 'count' #i can't pull out the episode quotes every time i have a theory or it becomes a bit passé but know they are always on my mind #also that last paragraph just came to me in a vision while i was typing up the rest of this i hope it's not too far of a reach #i tried to keep it vague but i'm also imagining jon banging his head against the inside of a crt monitor in frustration r/n #i still need to read the breakdown of the arg so if any info in that bolsters or discredits this please let me know!!!

[magpod-confessions]

I don’t like the short Jon hc’s.

that mother fucker is lanky and tall as fuck he did theatre when he was a kid and tripped over literally everyone else in the cast. No I’m not projecting. He developed the habit of sitting in the back of the class just for the other students to be able to see the damn teacher bc his growth spurt hit faster than everyone he knew.

I’ve only seen one other person who agrees with me on talljon. But it’s not enough. I still see everyone BASH and BRUTALLY DEMOLISH tall Jon let us tall Jon kinnies have this one detail FOR ONCE

I don’t even know where the fuck this hc started. I want to take a screenshot of whoever started this and print it out and crumple it in my tall person hands and stomp on it with my over-priced way too large than they should be shoes. Then I will delete the photo from my camera roll for a final fuck you then I will rb the psot saying “YOU” in the “biggest” formet as well as with both bold and italic. An underline if I’m having a bad day.

Martin is average height. He’s not very tall. He’s just a guy. Even more of a reason why Jonah/elias underestimated him. He’s not that tall nor intimidating on the height scale. Jon is tall.

Jon. Is. Fucking. Tall.

he took every single opportunity when he was mad at Martin in s1 to LOOK DOWN UPON HOM and Martin found it kinda hot even if he thought Jon was a prick.

Let Jon Be Tall 2024.

I do not take criticism on this hc.

I would do this off anon but I shall spare thee this time.

This time.

.

#im laughing at 'this time' this has the vibes of the lietner rant im sry anon #but speak your truth #go off fr #magpod #tma #the magnus archives #jon sims #jonathan sims #magpod confession

[esttillie]

*'Michael' beating the absolute-living-shit out of a Lietner User*

Gerry: *completely ignoring the fight while trying to burn the Lietner User's book*

Random Archive employee: *glaring*

Gerry:... What?

RAE: You're not even going to try and stop him?

Gerry, turning to look at Michael: ...

Gerry: *Whispering in the most monotone voice ever* oh no, Michael, please stop, violence is never the answear etc, etc...

'Michael', not even listening: *door violence intensifies*

RAE: ...

Gerry: Welp. I tried.

#they're so silly #Michael doesnt have a motive to beat the Lietner User #he just likes to help his bf #gerry is very gratefull #the magnus archives #the magnus Archives incorrect quotes #gerry tma #gerrymichael #gerry keay #gerard keay #gerard keay tma #michaelgerry #michael the distortion #michael distortion #michael shelley #michael tma #doorkeay #doorkeay headcanon

[nemeyuko]

Today is national holiday.

#the magnus archives #tma #rusty quill #magpod #the magnus pod #elias bouchard #jurgen lietner #jonah magnus

[doppel-dean-er]

imagine being the person this guy fed off of. like damn, you saw THIS trainwreck, approached him, and told him YOUR BIGGEST TRAUMA? not to bash the victims of the eye, obviously they did nothing wrong, i'm just saying that COULD NOT be me......

#if you can guess which lietner he's holding I'll pay you zero money but will give you a firm pat on the shoulder #the magnus archives #tma spoilers #jarchivist #rusty quill #tma fanart #jon sims #doodle

[ian0key]

DAY 21: LIETNERS

@emerald-emerlad

GERRRRRRYYYYYYY

#the magnus archives #inktober #inktober2023 #tma fanart #jonathan sims #magtober #sketch #tmatober #the magnus archive fanart #gerard keay #tma gerard keay #tma gerry #gerry keay #Tma Lietners #the magnus archives fanart #the magnus archives podcast #the magnus archives spoilers #magnus archives #tma spoilers

[koscheyyy]

To those who celebrate of course.

#and rest in piss Jurgen lietner i guess #the magnus archives #tma #the magnus institute #elias bouchard #brutal pipe murder #jonah magnus #keep getting dick in hell king!

[satanclark]

[Extended sounds of brutal shake murder]

#tma #magnus archives #jon tma #jurgen leitner #tma spoilers #mag 80 #my art #sorry but this needed to be done 😔 #jurgen lietner drinks the grimace shake and dies (real)

[mokiemorty]

lmao, So the husband has been listening to Hallowoods (because I can't shut up about it lately) and I've been popping in from time to time as a refresher, yeah? You guys remember the song Diggory was writing at the end of season one? You know, this one:

Haha, yeah.

wailing_and_gnashing_of_teeth.wav

#hfth #would it be appropriate to use the goddamn motherfuckinh jurgen lietner copypasta here #because damn dude

[confusedfeelsfangirl]

I thought I would bless all my TMA followers who might speak French with the French version of the infamous Leitner rant

Honestly, this might have surpassed the original simply for the fact that the French narration is exactly what I imagine I sound like when I'm ranting to my classmates XD

#tma #jurgen leitner #the jurgen lietner rant #the magnus archives #magnus archives #Youtube

[ifuckinghaterobertsmirke]

ROBERT SMIRKE??

stupid goddamn idiot motherfucking ROBERT SMIRKE fucked up building making dust chewing old ass BASTARD MAN avatar of the UGLY not a clown but the entire fucking circus of a man cringe munching greekaboo motherfucking ROBERT SMIRKE

please please please mention him to me so I can fucking GO OFF about how much I hate ROBERT SMIRKE why does he have so many fucked up buildings?? Why did he design them like that? Why are they so fucking ugly and lame????? He's dead and I'm so fucking GLAD that he is that I'm making his death date an international global holiday. WHY is he making so many fictional fucked up buildings I dont even know why I hate his guts so much I just fucking do OH WAIT it must have something to do with the fucking HORRORS he keeps creating who designs a parthenon in the middle of london?? Do you think it looks cool?? Buddy you're just stealing Greek designs like England steals artifacts. It's stupid and lame and dumb and YOURE dumb. Your buildings are the equivalent of a teenage weaboo making shitty Naruto OCs from a How To Draw Like An Anime book except WORSE cause your being paid and you should DO BETTER I hate this guy soooooo much

if I wanted to get into heaven and god said robert smirke was waiting inside I would charge in to drag us both down to hell where I could be his personal torture demon

if he gets an old ye olde timey statement and have to hear jon mimic his voice in person on voice in podcast I'm gonna buy a ticket to england, find his grave and then piss on it

he'd BETTER have a fucking good reason for deciding that the House of Leaves was A Good Idea Actually or else I'm gonna go HAm. He'd BETTER have gone insane after witnessing the horrorsTM. If he's just some oldass rich british dude who thought building the unholy lovechild of hp lovecraft and ikea was a great way to capitalism I'm going to find a way into the podcast and bitchslap him with the building code.

Motherfucker is out here committing so many osha violations. Imagine me making a BDG style video where I go over every single violation his spooky buildings have and note how many billions of dollars (with inflation) he owes the British government AND me for personally offending my basic rights. And thatd be fine except we cant categorise doors to Your Worst Fear now can we????

Man makes MC Esher drawings look like Cool Places To Live guy thought the Backrooms were a good idea id kill him if he wasnt already long dead irl

*** I do be mid season 2, no spoilies in the replies please!! frustratingly vague comments encouraged though!

#tma #the magnus archives #this was supposed to be a parody of the i fucking hate jurgen lietner bit #but i got mad and it sort of got away from me #oopsies