#like seems fake

[wtfcl0ud]

no srsly tho is like the concept of like letters to my younger self and knowing how your younger self would feel about your present self figurative or do ppl actually like have a connection with their younger self and remember things their younger self wanted and stuff like that???

#on one hand like most of my memories dont go further back than 16 or 15 at most #anything i remember younger than that is just vague snippets and like snapshots #i have no idea who that kid is in a like idk 3d sense if that makes sense? #it's just a like oh i see that kid going to the museum field trip in pre school #or rather i dont see tht kid but i have heard and seen enough pics of it #n i just know the kid went idk how the kid felt why wld the kid feel anything idk #even like ok yh i remember more stuff from 16 upwards but it's still so vague to an extent #i feel like the one emotional situation i recall is 19 after a levels crying bc i didnt think i wld get thru to major in french at my uni #bc of lack of enough students and i was crying at my desk thinking of a second plan n also not being sure if i wanted to do it still #and how beneficial the degree wld be so i was thinking of telling my mother i'd do the comp sci degree she did at the uni she did idk #i dont remember much of why i was thinking all that i just know i cried so hard at my desk and it was a moent #n like thinking now trying to imagine telling that moment in time me that we're doing the french degree #n tht we also got to do so some it and coding stuff as electives idk #i cant picture it or how tht me wld react #like seems fake #cloud nonsense

[uncanny-tranny]

Basically, my philosophy around disability fakers is: I would rather a thousand people fake a disability than have one disabled person suffer without care, aids, compassion, or any help.

#disability #disability advocacy #and there's a difference not many people seem to recognize between faking and realizing you don't have [x] problem... #...such as realizing you don't have [x] disorder because it is instead [y] disorder... #...or you haven't completely understood your care needs/your symptoms/what helps you... #...and some people see ANY change in your understanding of your disability as proof of maliciously faking... #...when i suppose in my personal experience people don't *maliciously* fake disability... #...i'm not saying it could never happen but that i don't think it's the *only* thing motivating people called fakers #i just think (like most everything) this is complex and nuanced because it's a *human* experience #like for me personally i /know/ i still have a lot to learn about my disabilities... #...like... i realized recently that my hands shouldn't be in AGONY when warm water is ran over them when it's SLIGHTLY cold inside or out... #...and i realized that i likely have a Noticable limb difference that needs checking out. does this sound like i'm faking... #...or that maybe i just didn't really explore my own needs and body because of a variety of factors? #i can assure you it is because i haven't really thought before about how i deserved to understand how to best help myself

[ballpitwitch]

KEANU REEVES | DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY DREAM | FENDER

#*sounds only whales understand* #Keanu Reeves #kreevesedit #keanuedit #mancandykings #dilfgifs #dilfedit #* #i will give you 43 cents a cookie and a glass of wine if you let me play with your hair #BOYFRIEND SHAPED #it's the backwards hat for me #it so delightfully soft warm quiet lazy boyfriend coded to me for some reason #dude's got limbs like one of those wacky waving inflatable tube men #me 5'4": i will pick him up #like picking up one of those giant teddy bears #GRAY HAIRS #me @ me: stop terrorizing the elderly #i can't believe i've met this dude that seems fake #hands so big they could hold two ankles at once #omg who said that #A SMILEY BOY #*runs hand down his forearm like it's a staircase bannister* #....that was a tag i've already used? #i mean i believe it and it's totally true but im just wondering how much gin was involved

[mtsodie]

Show me the pathetic wet man (Kallamar), pretty please? 🥺

the slayer

#cotl #cult of the lamb #kallamar #✉️ #absoluterumpage #🎨 #while having missing outer ears ( and even then his arent completely gone . it seems like he managed to get some of it back ) #dont make you completely deaf . i imagine he would still have some kind of hearing loss since the outer ear does effect how you hear #<- im deaf and i will talk about deafness any chance i get . sorry #i imagine hed get those like . fake elf ears jewellery as a replacement #<- and also no piercings godbless #anyways in my game hes also a farmer . i KNOW for sure i didnt assign him anything because he was sick when he came in but he rlly likes it #<- he also refines things a lot

[elftwink]

to preface this post i am anti-advertising i think we should explode the entire industry but it's sooo funny when you people make posts like "and they don't even work!!" like. sorry to be the bearer of bad news but yes they do. that's why we have to put up with so many despite everyone hating them and thinking its annoying. because they actually work really well and make a shit load of money

#it actually would be way better if they didnt work and made no money bc businesses would abandon them #this isnt like stocks where everythings abstract and is essentially gambling (i dont understand stocks) #like ppl in the ad industry create things. that make a tangible and quantifiable impact on the business #which is then used in further ad planning. it is NOT all smoke and mirrors #like its fake in that the industry is not providing a necessary service the way like. grocery stores are #but its not the level of fake where everything is abstract like theres deliverables #moreover there is an extensive body of academic work specifically on how to make ads more effective #ALSO i think some of u views ads like. as if they have a win condition. which is you buy product #but in current advertising this is pretty rare and comparatively ineffective #which is why you see MANY ads which dont seem to be selling anything in particular. or which have nothing all to do with the product #the 'win' condition for THAT kind of ad is something more like 'viewers remember our name' #like. ex i would say ads for temu have not been effective on me bc i havent bought anything from them #but temu probably thinks they were SUPER effective on me because i talked abt them like 5 different times at work #and i do in fact know exactly what the company does and what they sell #and they were able to capitalize on the reputations of existing companies (wish shein etc) to build their own brand #good idea generator

[beatcroc]

there's no way the bathroom at peppino's pizza is actually that big but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . hey ummm anyway.... i care them...... anyway there's a lil ramble on my take on fake pep's like psyche or whatever in tags on the og post if ur into that kinda thing :y

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino]<- u are here [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]

#ramble after realtags yeag. shoutout to serrangelic btw suggesting the silhouettes thing bc i would have Died otherwise #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #arting #pizzaposting #so anyway i think fake peppino has like. a general awareness that he is supposed to Be Peppino and that he was Made to do that #and likewise he does generally try to...do that. the thing he does NOT realize is hes like really goddamn bad at it #not to be mean but like...c'mon. they are pretty distinctly different kinds of guys even beyond the physiology yknow. #he's neither on-brand nor fooling anyone dsjdsjjkgfsd. BUT! #since the rest of the cast generally likes him [at least as I play it] he thinks hes doing just fine #he's like 'oh they r happy with me so i must be getting a good grade in being peppino :)' #so getting told that 'yeah you actually really suck at that but that was never the reason people liked you' #and told that by og model peppino no less--yknow THE guy he's supposed to be living up to #who's already a bit intimidating for that and who ALSO totally wrecked him TWICE in the tower #making him acutely familiar with just how formidable the guy is and how much there IS to live up to.... #it's a Moment for sure. not really a sad or hurt one though. just... contemplative. #thinking abt people liking him for being the guy he's already naturally been being even though that guy is Not Peppino #i don't think he's gonna be super broken up about realizing he has a bad grade in peppino given everything else hes got now #nor do i really think he cares enough to go like reinvent himself or whatever after the fact #he seems to b pretty clearly having fun with it already so i think he just keeps doing that #and in some cases he still has the pre-installed peppino traits/instincts like to cooka da pizza. and that's fine #is this projection. yes. but if youve been following me awhile you know most of my character writing is ghdhfdgf #gonna kinda expand on all this in the gerome one which is...one after next. itll be a bit but man. #anyway peppino will never admit to anyone and especially not himself that he's gotten a little attached to the guy. hee hoo #pep tends to be kinda surly but he certainly has his ways of showing he cares. all of which are on display here #''that thing is not my son'' says man currently watching thing's antics with the 'bemused dad' arms crossed pose. yeah ok buddy. #gus is totally onto him already but hes not gonna say anything. #if u read all this ur prize is not having to go decode fp's rot13. his lines are ''meant to be you...?'' and ''wrong question.''

[canisalbus]

If only Machete wasn't so distinctly white and waifish. Otherwise one could possibly use a lookalike to fake his death and just run away with vasco. But finding someone that resembles machete would be almost as hard as making the choice to end a life to save your own.

.

#🤔 #I've never faked my death so I wouldn't know #but wouldn't ensuring that the body isn't 100% identifiable be the first step in tackling that issue #make it seem that it's most likely you but no one can tell for sure #it's not like they had dental records and dna testing in the late 1500's #sorry this got a little morbid I just started to think about the logistics #answered #anonymous #that isn't a bad idea actually #they aren't going to come after him later if they think he's dead

[nelkcats]

Beans 🐾

As soon as Danny arrived in Gotham he noticed something very curious about it vigilantes: Although they were called "bats" and their leader seemed to be "Batman" they used toe beans on their costumes!

From what Danny could make out, they were used to reduce the impact when they fell from ceilings or high places. But it was still quite shocking to watch! Even though they all had different types of suits and sizes, they still seemed to include the beans!!

Honestly, Danny couldn't take Red Hood very seriously when he asked him who he was and pointed his adorable gloves at him (he looked like a kitten!!!), the halfa couldn't help but say aww to the bat-cat.

For their part, the bats had added toe beans under Selina's influence. They found them useful, although they seemed to be distracting the meta that recently settled in Gotham! How were they going to ask him questions if he was always imitating kittens and getting distracted when talking to them!?

#dpxdc #toe beans #The bats included toe beans on their suits #It was Selina's fault #even if Bruce says that it's no the case #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #Danny is offended they are not called the cat bats or something #fake marketing #Jason accepted because he like the sirens #Damian was harder to convince #The bats are worried about the new meta #but every time they tried to talk to him he got distracted or say awww #dc x dp #dp x dc #Danny is just flying around Gotham as Phantom like it's normal #Maybe visiting Jazz on her new job #and talking with some villains because they seem chill #and remembered him to his rogues #That's worrying the bats of course #but if he is not paying attention then he just disappears #It could be Dead on Main too if Danny keeps saying Jason that he is adorable

[teaboot]

You're so genuine, how do you stay so true to you?

I think I just never considered the possibility of an alternative

#This is so kind of you to say #But like #I feel kinda dumb #But being dishonest seems exhausting #And I'm not really sure how I'd manage to fake an entire identity even if I wanted to #If that's what you mean #Like #I really dont think I'm smart enough to plan out solid lies

[ganondoodle]

utterly random late night panic thoughts but

if you read my zelda comic and like it i love and appreciate you but i really do need to be upfront about it being very much a self indulgent enemies to lovers story with a villain at the center that has done bad but isnt bad at his core and is struggeling to come to terms with the fact that he doesnt actually want to be the evil beast he and almost everyone else believes he should be

yes im one of those people ... fake villain fans or something ... i think .. i dont know the rules to that ... q-q

#ganondoodles talks #i thinks its in part the time thats making me suddendly panic about that #like i often see posts from people that are like fake villain enjoyers make the guy into a good guy #and real villain enjoyers are those that like him bc he kills people #or making fun of or generally seeming very agressive towards people that redeem villains #and i have no idea if id be counted among them bc im kinda doing it #yes he killed people but no he doesnt like it and doesnt want to #im one of those cringy softies that are like .. but what if villain ... good #of course im trying to make it make sense and with alot of extra written lore #like i made an entire world up just for demises backstory #but im undenialbly afraid that some people will tear my comic apart once they realize i made him not all that evil #again i have pretty much read no fanfiction and am unfamiliar with alot of common fanfic tropes and stuff so #i got no idea what is commonly understood as the wrong kind of villain fan or soemthing #I DONT KNOW THE CRINGE RULES I JUST HAVE LOTS OF BLORBO THOUGHTS #i need to go to bed

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 85

Danny keeps freezing things. That on its own. Not a big deal. When it takes ectoplasm to melt, naturally or by an ghost attack it becomes one.

He could also just will it away. To bad he doesn’t know that. In Amity it just goes away on its own. How could he know that doesn’t happen everywhere?

Now his parents have dragged him on a cross country tour of all the ghost haunts and attractions.

If only the other vigilantes rouges would stop attacking around them. He keeps having to freeze their feet to the ground. He would not let another joker incident happen.

Rogues are not ghosts.

The other rouges need to be protected from his parents.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp dc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #ghost tour #Danny’s ice is unmeltable #it requires ectoplasm. amity has plenty in the air #so it melts like normal. #anywhere else. #well those villains are on thin ice it seems #joker got attacked by his parents #Danny had to nope them out of Gotham #no doubt Batman is aware of what happened #honestly Danny would rather go star gazing #not on these fake ghost tours #they are quite offensive in his ghostly opinion #he told all the rouges it should melt in an hour or two #sorry #they be stuck in place

[sapchats]

dream continuing to hold on to the concept of privacy in a day and age where it seems like everyone is doing everything they can to ignore it and instead post every aspect of their life online for the entertainment of other people and/or short-term twitter clout is why i respect him not only as a content creator but also just as a person in general and i'll always have so much more respect for him over everyone else engaging in petty high school esque twitter brainrot for likes and views

#like in a world where ccs are largely performative and fake and clout hungry and on and on it's nice to know theres at least one good normal #guy out there . even if it does seem like he apologizes for just being human and existing too much 😭😭😭😭😭

[subtle-as-an-earthquake]

Will the teasing of the fire be followed by the thud? [x]

#alex turner #arctic monkeys #just a little humbug angel alex for you #i still don't know if i believe that he was real #much more likely that he was just like a fantasy we all collectively dreamed up #idk it just seems fake that this creature actually existed do you know what i'm saying #😭😭😭 #anyway i just needed to make this for several reasons #one of which being that it got me in the zone for my fic #got me in the zone so gooood #now back to the doc i go #humbug angel alex #humbug era #the fire and the thud #my gifs

[starsxinxthexbluexsky]

Bonus: Fake Sub.

The Untamed | Episode 35 [Carried for love]

⤳WangXian’s Favorite Scenes [17/∞]⬿

#the untamed #cql #theuntameddaily #wwx's face is literally pure amazement #he's like no one has ever carried me apart from my shijie #the 6th gif is literally yibo and zhan laughing like crazy #and then there is the fake sub that i invented cuz life is like that and i have nothing to do #and it seems to me that this could be something they said in a crack #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #my gifs #mygifs.scene

[spacedlexi]

people who think clem surviving makes no sense are so funny. "they were literally foreshadowing her death the entire season" let me introduce you to the concept of a red herring. she tells lilly she isnt lee and shes right. the narrative was forcing her down that path, a path she saw as an inevitable fate waiting to take her too, but its a narrative broken by aj, who is also his own person and not S1 clem

"it happened to lee, and itll happen to you" lilly tells clem she'll die protecting aj from some mistake he makes, when in reality his defiance of her will is what saves her life after she had already accepted her fate. he breaks clem free from the lee cycle and they get their relatively happy ending. good for them

#anyway in the commentary they talk about how they Were going to have a death ending but didnt like the idea of the good/bad ending #and how people would moreso try to avoid the 'bad end' which i understand and appreciate bc thats usually what happens #so instead they gave us both :) idk why some people seem to have such a huge problem with that #they broke the cycle :) the ericson kids broke the cycle by being a loving community :) they all break the cycle by refusing the delta #lilly and minnie were both lost to the cycle. lilly with her dad and minnie with lilly #minnie couldnt let go. clem almost did the same and it would have killed her too. but aj makes a Choice and it saves her #god even tho clem is noticeably happier in s4 shes still so gd depressed and Tired. she accepted it so fast im so glad he saved her #like idk you saw her come back on screen after that massive fake out and you got Mad?? i was crying twice as hard #i know ive made this similar post before but like i still see this criticism in 2024 and i just have to laugh now #it speaks #twdg #i just love the narrative threads of S4 bro.... seasons 1 and 4 are two sides of the same coin and i love that. its satisfying

[st-just]

Honestly the stranger idea to me is a middle school that has enough seating for all the kids to eat indoors.

When it was awful out we could eat at our desks, I guess? But generally the expectation was very much 'okay get out see you all in an hour'.

(My high school had a cafeteria, but not nearly big enough to seat everyone either, half the student body was eating on stairs or outside the library or outside just be necessity)

#probably tmi #the apparently compound-like structure of American schools is endlessly fake-seeming to me.