#like she will say: it's fine 🙃

[guinevereslancelot]

i have a friend who uses "🙃" as a genuinely happy silly emoji and it's genuinely so jarring to me every time. to me "🙃" can be loosely translated as "i'm in hell" or "i am being passive aggressive"

#like she will say: it's fine 🙃 #and she will genuinely mean it is fine smiley face #and not: i am on the verge of a breakdown and also i'm being passive aggressive af bc i hate you #truly wild #i think this may be the source of our differences #she's not being passive aggressive at all fr #but my reflex is: SHE HATES YOU YOU’RE SO ANNOYING ALL YOUR FRIENDS HATE YOU

[altruistic-meme]

why am i sad!!!!!!! where did it come from!!!!!!!!

#ok i know WHY im sad but like bitch we were just vibing hello???? #depression go away im just chilling leave me be #i don't wanna be sad rn!!!!!! #fuck being sad!!!!!!!!!! #i know like i need to feel it but UGH #i also need to send a message i really don't wanna send to my family :')))) #nothing like bad or life altering but i know they're gonna wanna talk to me about it and i Don't Wanna Talk About It With Them rn #so #hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggghhhhhhhh #especially 2 of my sisters cus one is the one who is closest to me #and she or her gf are likely going to bring it up after i say it bc they. idk. #they CARE and ik they do but especially her gf can be very prying about things i don't wanna talk about until she gets answers #and my other sister is the only one who has any hint about what im talking about bc i told her not to ask a while ago #but the thing is she DID ask like a month later despite me explicitly asking her not to bring it up 🙃 #so i can't imagine she will respect it this time either #which is largely why i waited until i saw her for the month before sending it #SIGHHHHH i really should just get it over with #alas. i am just here to rant. #this is fine #i don't have any ice cream that SUCKS i should order some #this is an ice cream occasion #shh ac

[xserpx]

#rebecca ferguson #best served cold #the first law #joe abercrombie #huh so it's still going ahead despite joe's ominous blog post lmao #i really do hope it's good but the JW comparison is a bit.... #nah it's fine 🙃 it'll be fine #(she says still scarred like shivers by the artemis fowl movie) #speaking of i wonder when shivers will be cast...

[beaniegender]

Great great. Sick just late enough that i can't go and see my family and have a lovely long weekend with them but healthy just in time to go on tiring work travel next week

#more like I've already been healthy for several days but I'm still testing pos and its not like we have any trustable public health advice #so my aunt is just saying no dont come if youre testing pos #bitch last time i tested pos for two weeks after symptoms ended 🙃 #just me #coronablogging #wow I'm sad! and my stupid ass roommate asked me to still mask in public which is GOOD but she has a viral sinus infection and isnt #offering to mask! #so I've just already been alone in my room for a week and now i cant see my fam but yippee!! i can still work my job just fine!!!

[running-in-the-dark]

I'm in a restaurant for the second time since 2020 (possibly 2019 actually) and it turns out I really just don't like restaurants.

#the first time was my nephew's confirmation #and this time is only because it's my partner's favourite restaurant and they're closing soon #but damn I really hate it #it's not even anxiety. it just sucks. it's loud. it smells (good but it's still overwhelming). there's people everywhere. no I really just #don't like this 🙃 #I can't understand anything he or the waiter say #the only aspect I like is the food and I can have that at home without feeling completely overwhelmed 😭😭😭 #and I got the wrong drink which would have been fine but it's something I don't like so I had to say it's wrong. and she just looked at me #like I was insane 🤷 and like I had definitely ordered that. which I know I definitely did not. I don't like it #none of this is enjoyable #personal

[never-not-ever]

I hate my life used to run on constant repeat. It was thought so often that it just became a permanent thought.

Just now I fell into bed, with tears in my eyes and I hate my life came back to me naturally but it’s not the same- don’t hate my life, I hate parts of it. I hate my home life. I love myself and who I am as a person and I love my career. But I hate my home life. I hate our relationship and I hate our living situation.

I have a 4 day weekend and I already picked up Sunday morning for a coworker and I am so fucking tempted to pick up more shifts so I’m not stuck at home with her. I picked up on my last weekend off and my supervisor made a joke about re-evaluating my life if I’m picking up on my weekend off. I love him and I didn’t take any offense but Jesus if only he knew.

#personal #happy 6 fucking years #9 weeks later and still no job #calling me a bitch… #then calling me a loser with a laugh jokingly and when I bring it up later she says I never called you a loser #and I LOST it. #like I don’t even care that you said it cause I know it was a joke but the fact that you don’t even remember saying it … #THAT is why I write stuff down in my phone #cause she’ll say she never said it and then I question my sanity #like on Christmas Eve *I will break up with you in front of everyone watch me bitch* #🙃🙃🙃 but oh yea we’re fine #everything’s fine

[fingertipsmp3]

I love waking up to a text from the assistant manager telling me someone I worked with yesterday is poorly (with what girl??? Is he contagious?????) and asking if I can pick up a shift today or tomorrow

#i ended up saying i can’t do today because… i can’t. who is going to take care of mabel?? #i can’t foist a blockheaded terrier on anybody with such short notice. and anyway i don’t want to #i’m fully booked up today with dog walks and reading a cosy thriller. it’s gonna be the whole day ideally #but i accepted a 9-5 tomorrow 🙃🙃 #it’s fine like.. i’ll be okay. i just was really looking forward to y’know. not having to pretend to be a functional human being that day #i kind of hope she finds someone better in between now and her seeing my message. or that sick coworker in question makes a very fast #recovery. i mean i hope that anyway. i like him. but like… #8 hours of pretending to be a person. and then i have to do it again on friday. whyyyyyy #like i don’t think anyone appreciates or realises how much it takes out of you to have to smile and be polite with people who are being #terrible to you sometimes; while you’ve been on your feet all day and your body is aching and you’ve been doing heavy lifting #and maybe you’ve been scalded or burnt at some point or cut your hand and man there’s just so many things that can go wrong at my job #i get covered in something at least once per shift. milk; coffee; soapy water; mixture of the three….. #and i’ve just realised i don’t even have enough shit for lunches this week because i assumed i’d only be doing 3 shifts #so i ate all my snacks and only left enough stuff for 3 lunches #i’m probably just going to buy lunch there tomorrow. which’ll cost me like. nearly an hour’s wages. which is why i don’t do it. 🙃🙃🙃 #fuck it. i can just suck it up and pick out a sandwich and some crisps or something; write my name on them and put them in the fridge #it’s just annoying!! like i’ll be fine but i’m just not mentally prepared for unexpectedly having to work lol #personal

[nbstevonnie]

well-meaning but ultimately misguided colleague when i mention i haven't done any work for my exam next week: but don't you want to be able to tell your supervisor that you did at least some studying? :/

me, unable to explain that i am so close to burn-out that using my free-time to spend 2-3 hours with a past paper will actually make me more likely to fail the actual exam: well, there's still this weekend and i've taken the day off before the exam so

colleague: oh, okay :)

[3 days later]

me: hold the fucking phone. my supervisor literally didn't even know what paper he was turning up for when he took the exam. he couldn't say a fucking thing to me even if he wanted to

#job stuff #this colleague of mine is a lovely person but they are very. idk if there's a shorthand word for it #but they are so resilient that they can't understand that not everyone else is like that / that people shouldn't have to be that resillient #e.g. their mum had cancer while they were doing their a-levels (their mum's fine) and they didn't take any concessions or tell anyone #and came out with i think 3 A*s #but then anyone else who's going though / went though something is measured against their yardstick? #like 'well my mum had cancer and *I* just got on with it' etc etc #like girl (gender neutral)... you shouldn't have had to. #that's a sad story and i wish you could see that #and not everyone can get through something like that without a breakdown #which is to say i'm not going through anything as traumatic as that #but i have been so overloaded with work that the exam is the furthest fucking thing from my mind #and i hope my supervisors will appreciate that esp bc as i say one of them literally rocked up to the exam with no study themselves #(they passed which is sort of what makes it okay but. i will not apologise for not studying) #(esp as i did the studying last year and it meant fuck all 🙃) #anyway i knew she wouldn't get it so i just faked it #but the real ones know #(another colleague said to me as i was leaving the office 'good luck with your exam next week - i know you've put loads of work in ;)') #(and we laughed)

[elephant-reincarnation]

The double standard in my family is wild af.

#my parents call my sisters whores when they look in a man’s direction #when my sister had a boyfriend in college my parents tried to shame her and were convinced she was having sex and having orgies and we’re #saying that she was going against God for having sex #but my mom called me to tell me my brother has a girlfriend which I figured since he’s been dressing better #and my mom was completely fine with it and even told me she told him to use protection when or if they have sex…bitch 🙃 #my parents made my sisters and I think we had a 1st class ticket to hell for even talking to a guy but my mom fine with providing my brother #with the tools he need for a healthy sex life. #til this day my older sisters barely say anything to our parents about their dating life bc they’ll be shamed for it #some boy told my sister he liked her asked her out on a date and even bought her a gift for Valentine’s Day #and did my lil sis say anything to our parents absolutely fucking not but she did tell me about it #and this bullshit is just the tip of the iceberg #I hate it here #me

[theyluvkarolina]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍

Part One , Part Two ' ' 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐓 ' '

· . ୨୧⭒๋࣭ ⭑ ` ` no! you’re married to me! she’s the other woman! ` ` ⊹ ‧₊˚

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 ୨୧ Being in love with your friend is the best! Until your wort dream comes true.

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 ୨୧ lando norris x friend!reader (one-sided love)

𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌 ୨୧ none!

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ୨୧ angsty…?

𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐎 ୨୧ The Other Woman - Lana Del Rey

𝐀/𝐍 ୨୧ sheeee’sss baaaaacckkkkk!!! so sorry i’ve left you guys high and dry! this work isn’t my favorite but definitely improved in my eyes! for my other mclaren supporters, how are we feeling with the results so far? personally, we can always improve, but I’m very happy with how they have been so far! Especially Oscar! :) (OP81 fic coming soon! 😉 )

hmmmm kinda feeling to make a part two but I will let you all decide! ;))

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y/n.jpeg pre-race-week pizza day :)) someone is now banned from the kitchen after almost setting the AirBnB on fire.

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landonorris it’s not my fault it had a hard oven to use 🙄

→ y/n.jpeg says the one that left the pizza in the oven for MORE THAN TWO HOURS??? → username1 TWO HOURS???? → username2 don’t let that man cook ever again. → y/n.jpeg trust me, i plan on it → landonorris you just don’t know real gourmet dishes. → y/n.jpeg okay buddy 💀

maxverstappen1 i think chrales met his match for worst cook

→ charles_leclerc the next race it won’t be just a inchident. → maxvertsappen1 🤐 → username3 THAT’S CRAZY 😭😭

ybsf_username WE NEED TO HANG OUT SOON :(( i don’t want to see you spend time only with this stinky man

→ y/n.jpeg DW I GOT YOU 🙏🙏 → landonorris STINKY?!?!?!

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[Caption!]: Me and Pookie #1 cheering for Pookie #2! (w/ @ ybsf_username)

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y/n.jpeg congrats to my boy and everyone for the tremendous job they did! congrats to @ mclaren for their placement this race.

p.s. Y/Bsf/N and Lando met for the first time today! I think they like each other 🙃

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ybsf_username my gf is so pretty 😍😍😍

→ landonorris who said she’s your gf?? → ybsf_username why are you asking??? → username5 not them fighting over Y/N 💀

ybsf_username i hate him i’m gonna chop his weenie off

→ landonorris im feeling rather unsafe right now. → username4 LMAOOO

username5 SHES SO PRETTY

landonorris i don’t like your friend she’s scary.

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therealyn_ln they are friends now! nothing a little partying can’t fix 🥂

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ybsf_username okay he’s not the worst 🙄 🙄

→ therealyn_ln :)) → landonorris i’m honored → ybsf_username don’t think this would be a usual thing for me to admit mr. norris. → landonorris yes ma’am 🫡 → username11 I can’t be the only one sensing some romantic-ish tension here am i? → username12 time for your meds gram-gram!!

username6 oh god

username7 after the last post celebration post I don’t know what to expect…

username8 i’m so happy the duo is expanding into a trio

username9 someone check on Y/N

→ y/n.jpeg no need! I’m fine! → oscarpiastri how many drinks did you have again? → y/n.jpeg 12 why? → oscarpiastri yep we’re taking you home.

y/n.jpeg guys, is it normal to think you guy best friend is hot?

y/n.jpeg why don’t I like it that they are laughing together

y/n.jpeg i don’t want him to forget about me

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username10 i can’t be the only one that saw those comments… right?

y/n.jpeg i think i had too much to drink…

→ oscarpiastri you think?

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y/n.jpeg the vienna balls are pretty cool. absolutely loved it in austria! 3 days till race day :)

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username13 idk guys this rubs me the wrong way.

username14 this feels… so forcibly positive?

username15 she literally looks like the third wheel not even a friend :(

landonorris haha balls

→ ybsf_username you re literally so immature → landonorris piss off, suck these balls.

ybsf_username my girl looks so gorgeous

→ y/n.jpeg right back at you wifey → landonorris so does mine 🥴 *Liked by ybsf_username!* → ybsf_username no. → username16 uhm! → username17 Oh!!

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landonorris bone apple teeth as the french say

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charles_leclerc that is not how you say it in french.

→ landonorris oui oui baguette Monsieur Leclerc → charles_leclerc 😐 → pierregasly 😐 → estebanocon 🥖 🍷

username18 who is that? where is y/n for pre-race-week pizza day? :(

→ username24 it’s never pre-race-week pizza day without y/n :(

username19 guys… that’s not Y/N’s hair color…

username20 call me crazy but i think that’s Y/Bsf/N

→ username21 that makes no sense… → username22 i mean, lately, lando has been spending more time with her… → username23 not only that, y/n looks like her own third-wheel to friends that just met each other. Have you seen their posts together over the past couple of weeks?

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y/n.jpeg girls grils glirs !!

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lailahasanovic the best 🩶

→ y/n.jpeg mwah mwah → mickschumacher :( → lailahasanovic still love you though lovey 🫶 → mickschumacher :)

lilymhe FUNTIME FUNTIME FUNTIME

y/n.jpeg guys don’t drink if you are under 18

y/n.jpeg or 21 if you are a weird american

→ logansargeant this feels aimed. → y/n.jpeg noooooo

y/n.jpeg guys i’m at my limit!!! and not with alcohol!!

→ username24 Y/N :((( → franciscac.gomes literally call me right now. we’ll have a pasta night! :) → y/n.jpeg what about pierre?? → franciscac.gomes he won’t mind! → pierregasly I won’t??? → franciscac.gomes now you won’t!

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y/n.jpeg pasta night with my girl is better than pizza :)

ps. thank you big brother pierre for the photos 🫶

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pierregasly anything for my girlfriend’s girlfriend

→ franciscac.gomes mwah mwah ❤️ → y/n.jpeg best honorary big brother → pierregasly normally I don’t like this… but I’ll let it slide. → franciscac.gomes 😼 😼 😼

username24 BIG BROTHER PIERRE!!

username25 i hope Y/N finds someone that loves her :(

alexandrasaintmleux sorry I couldn’t join :((

→ y/n.jpeg don’t worry alex 💕 it’ not our fault charles stole you from us

charles_leclerc what is the pasta recipe? it looks delicious 😋

→ y/n.jpeg one you can’t make and one you definitely can’t serve to alex. charles_leclerc enough. 😒 😒

y/n.jpeg men ain’t shit ladies!!

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[jacksgrealish]

nah i need heavy snow on the 29th/30th so that i can’t get to this fucking wedding

#my cousins text saying the menus changed what do you want now and it’s got WORSE #i won’t touch any of the starters or desserts #but i’ll eat the meat of the main as long as the other stuff on the plate hasn’t touched it 🙃 #before i’d have eaten beef and potatoes and the dessert #i just said what the fuck is wrong with her changing it this late #and my dad told me stop moaning yeah it’s alright for you you’re not going #and my mums having a go but i’m only going because she was like if we don’t go she’ll blame it on my aunt #and i don’t want to cause any problems so i said fine i’ll go??? pipe down or i’ll refuse to drive lmao and i’m not getting the train #stacey speaks

[captain-barnes-writes]

Summer break (Charles Leclerc)

Summary: Charles Leclerc and his girlfriend enjoy making the grid uncomfortable with their PDA on Instagram.

Type: insta au

Pairing: Charles leclerc x fem!reader

Warning: sexual innuendos, the grid being traumatized by them (I love them and their commentary) 🤣

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LandoNorris Looking forward to summer break! Just not looking forward to the atrocities @ charlesleclerc and @ yourusername got in store for us these next few weeks 😓🥱

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CarlosSainz55 Agreed 🤐

DanielRicciardo Scrolling through insta is gonna be stressful

MaxVerstappen1 ^^ 😥

PierreGasly I’m staying out of insta for a while

LewisHamilton I think last summer’s posts left all of us scarred 😾

YourUsername leave us alone!! We love each other

LandoNorris Keep it pg!

CharlesLeclerc no 😐

EstebanOcon let’s hope it’s not as bad as last summer

YourUsername 🥱

User not the whole grid ganging up on them lmao

User they can’t keep their hands off each other

User I love that about them 😭

User you know it’s bad when even max comments

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MaxVerstappen1 please no

YourUsername 😡

LandoNorris we’re not ready

YourUsername you started this 😶

CharlesLeclerc I love making people feel uncomfortable😏

YourUsername Babe you’re sitting right next to me

PierreGasly off to taint another place 🤢

YourUsername so are you and kika my friend 🙃

PierreGasly true

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CharlesLeclerc I could watch her all day 🤤

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YourUsername bikinis all day with you baby 🫶

CharlesLeclerc or none at all 😏

DanielRicciardo noooo it has begun!

LandoNorris 24 hours haven’t even passed yet 😭

EstebanOcon I think this summer is gonna be the worst

PierreGasly I hope your phones fall in the water

CharlesLeclerc Thanks Gasly

PierreGasly you’re welcome mate 😉

GeorgeRussell God help us all

User I’ve been waiting for this lol

User ready to see the grid feel uncomfortable 🤠

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YourUsername my two favorite things to eat 😼

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DanielRicciardo no

DanielRicciardo stop

LandoNorris I’m sure they have worse things in store for us 🤧

YourUsername you’re right 😏

LanceStroll that’s cannibalism

CharlesLeclerc she’s my little cannibal 👀

LanceStroll 🫤

ScuderiaFerrari 😳

User she’s so well fed

User she eats good everyday im so jealous

User same ^^

User they have no filter lmao

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YourUsername I’m sorry @ scuderiaferrari I’m never letting him off this yacht 🤤 Can’t get enough of him👅💦💦

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ScuderiaFerrari Don’t do this to us 😭

YourUsername I’m sorry in advance :)

User not Ferrari begging her to give their driver back lmaooo

CharlesLeclerc 😳

CarlosSainz55 this would’ve been a perfectly fine post without the caption

CharlesLeclerc it’s a perfectly fine caption 🤨

GeorgeRussell that’s considered kidnapping

YourUsername That’s not what he says ;)

DanielRicciardo this was cute until the caption

ScuderiaFerrari agreed 👀

LanceStroll why the tongue emoji out of all emojis seriously??

CharlesLeclerc you know why 😼

LanceStroll I’m logging out

EstebanOcon and to think we’re not even a week into summer 😖

User Ferrari is calm on the gram but they’re probably planning to press charges on the low lol

User 🤣

User her captions always cause chaos omg

User our chaotic queen

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This was fun to make lol probably a second part coming soon! I love me a chaotic inappropriate couple 🤣

Inspired by filth by fxxkemall 🫶 but in Charles form lol

#Charles leclerc #charles leclerc x you #charles leclerc drabble #charles leclerc x female reader #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc instagram edit #charles leclerc rec #charles leclerc fanfiction #charles leclerc fanfic #Charles leclerc x y/n #charles leclerc one shot #f1 fanfic #f1 fanfic rec #f1

[running-in-the-dark]

I just took a shower, and now I'm so exhausted/tired that I can't pick up the remote control that just fell off the couch 🙃

#it's like. a meter away from me #but I can't make myself move #this is fine this is normal #< what my GP is going to tell me tomorrow bc that's what she always says #maybe I'll try to explain that I feel like this very often. maybe not. it's so exhausting and pointless. she doesn't care anyway #maybe it'll just stay like this for the rest of my life. I guess I should get used to that. I hate everything. #but no it's fine blah blah blah i don't want to be negative 🙃 #(my partner picked up the remote for me. yay.) #personal

[error404vnotfound]

obsessed with answering "so how are you" questions with "alive" or "breathing"

#how are you #as always #i guess im fine #well #sometimes that's enough yk #shit post #i guess #im tired of questions they should be banned #my next best answer is shrugging #or saying #is up there too #because im really guessing here #what is being fine anyways #has anyone ever been really fine? #i just cant handle these small talk questions #that time my mother screamed at me because i did not answer with when she asked how i was doing 🙃 #like she actually got mad at me #ma'am why did u ask then #she told me you have to always answer that you are okay/fine/well #i did tell her that was stupid #needles to say the undiagnosed neurodivergency's going well #/j #undiagnosed neurodivergent #does this count? #idk anymore #more tags than actual post

[fingertipsmp3]

I swear to god everything from the weather to my equipment to my neighbours to my own fucking body is conspiring to make sure I don’t get a good run this week

#let me see if i can get the timeline right here #tried to run on sunday but my treadmill was acting up by making the loudest knocking noises i have ever heard in my LIFE #after some consultation with google and the manual and my mother (who i assume knows everything) i realised i hadn’t oiled it since i bought #it in uhhhhhh fucking september. so i oiled it. couldn’t run on it same night because i was worried about oil #so i was like fine okay. postpone one day. that was monday. my period arrived 4 days late and with a ferocity that had me hiding #under a blanket and praying for death. fine. postpone one more day #tried to run yesterday and my leggings kept falling down. so much that i rage quit. i think i ran 5 minutes in total #i didn’t even think oh let me get changed and try again. i just decided it was all over for me #postponed until TODAY. the hottest fucking day i have experienced since last summer. fab #tell me why i was 100% in the zone and my neighbour came and BANGED ON THE WINDOW AND SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME #we are all very lucky i didn’t fall off. if she’d caused me to dislocate my knee (my recurring body problem 🙃) i would genuinely have killed #her. she would be an ex-person #and the kicker is ALL SHE WANTED TO KNOW WAS IF I WOULD FEED THE HEDGEHOG AND WATER HER PLANTS WHILE SHE IS GONE #this isn’t a personal pet hedgehog or anything like that mind you. this is a wild hedgehog. it can feed itself #i was like yes of course i will IF you promise me you’ll never surprise a person on a treadmill ever again #she slunk off home like a kicked dog. like i’m sorry but if you don’t want to be yelled at about the consequences of your actions #don’t be a dick #i’d be less mean if she hadn’t witnessed me this time last year hobbling around with a cane #if she didn’t know the absolute MONTHS OF AGONY i went through just to be able to stand long enough to do normal activities like cooking #and showering; i’d be a little more lenient. but woman you can see me running on the treadmill i bought TO TEACH MYSELF TO WALK #WITHOUT A LIMP AGAIN. back in september i was stumbling along on that thing at 2km an hour. do you want me back there?????? #drove me a little insane tbh #anyway i did finish my run. i wouldn’t say it was a GOOD run. almost having a heart attack kind of took me out of the zone #and i never got it back again. count your FUCKING days jean #personal

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summary... romance is not dead if you keep it just yours. note... a gift for 5k followers bc you guys stick around even tho i don’t post anymore. faceclaim... victoria brono

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yourbestfriend you’re in love and stuff. we get it

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charlesleclerc Back on the front row for Sunday’s race. Great lap, amazing job by the team to bring the upgrades earlier than was planned

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user1 forza 🙌

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charlesleclerc It feels good to be back on the podium. We’ll work flat out to be back on the top step as soon as possible 🇦🇹

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user3 missed seeing you on the podium 😭

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⤷ user5 this is the priv account that charles followed 👀

⤷ user6 MON DIEU???

⤷ user7 charles likes all of her comments on his posts and no one else’s

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charlesupdates CHARLES COZIES UP WITH NEW GIRLFRIEND IN AUSTRIA

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user1 well there’s that

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⤷ user7 tell em, joris

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charlesleclerc p4 today and hopefully better tomorrow 🙃

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user1 ferrari is just straight up draining this man’s soul

user2 fire xavi and we’ll be fine

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⤷ user6 OH????

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yourusername me after charles mega hard launched us

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pascale_leclerc love you both 😘❤️

pierregasly about the damn time

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