#like the fucking diaper LMAO

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

why do some people hate debbie’s job as a welder… like i’m genuinely curious she loves that job and is good at it and has found success thru it i don’t get not liking her as a welder

#my dad watched s9 and called her rosie the riveter lol #but seriously i love welder debbie #i remember seeing some posts about her working in the medical field or as a bartender at the alibi #and that’s cool #she could bartend on the side and help out #but like… sigh #i love her as a welder so much i cant even express why #especially when she fought for her rights as a woman working in that field #like the fucking diaper LMAO

[hayaku14]

i love the idea of shinichi being passed around veteran actresses when he was a baby lmao like yukiko really went around the entertainment industry probably showing off how cute her baby boy is and letting them change his diapers

hc that shinichi has a lot of baby pictures with a bunch of veterans in the entertainment industry that he doesn't even know of and lots of them know him not just cause of his detective gig but also cause they've one way or another wiped his ass as a baby LMAO

#kudou yukiko #kudou shinichi #detective conan #shinichi didnt even flinch when this one actress went up to him and introduce herself as someone who changed his diapers once upon a time #like this shit is fucking normal LMAO #pretty sure yukiko has pictures of toddler shinichi in girls' clothes stashed somewhere lol #i love the image of yukiko just barging into film sets carrying baby shinichi going LOOK AT MY BABY BOY ISNT HE THE CUTEST #and all her friends coo around her because YES #baby shinichi is the cutest #🥺🥺🥺 #im still trying to think of how to make this kaishin #lol #dc prattles

[diapereddarling]

I just

So I diapered up after work today, and I like ... Bounce? To self sooth when stressed

I like bounce and wiggle and what not

And I just also like the sound of my dips crinkling just because I find it to be a satisfying sound

And im laying on my front because it's comfy

Anyways, I just realised I'm basically twerking in bed for sensory stimulation purposes- said phrasing made me laugh when I realised so I thought I'd share

#im still fucking doing it lmao i like to wiggle #diaper mention #darling mumbles #i feel like i should clarify this is completely nonsexual im just like this

[marshmellowtea]

it's been too long since i've properly written diapers in any fics i keep getting flustered in the middle of writing this ghlkasdjfkldasjf

#but still we persisteth! cringe will not die unless we kill it! #it's fucked up cuz diapers are such an integral part of agere to me but i feel like i haven't given it proper focus in a while #at least in fics dms/conversations with friends are a different story lol #but still #it's partly because i've been suppressing myself for sure but once again cringe won't die until i kill it so i'm letting the beast loose #even now i think i'm kinda withholding a little but look we gotta start somewhere #i'm kinda surprised they ended up getting such a heavy focus in this fic specifically but fuck it the heart wants what it wants! #and if someone shames me for it. well. we eat them <3 #that's part of why i'm posting this particular post on main too aghlkdsjfl i will not box myself in #this is MY house i do what i want. yeehaw #jesus i've rambled on too much here lmao anyway #marshy speaks

[delusionsofspace]

Not commenting on prev post because I don't want people in the notes to flame me but people who are so hellbent on sucking corporations dicks because "shoplifting is bad" is soooo funny the notes are hysterical.

Y'all realize when ppl say shoplift, it means mega corps, and thats not stealing from employees or ruining their paychecks, thats stealing from mass corporations, theres a difference

idk I'm not gonna rant I just had to mention how fucking funny the notes are tho

#satt speaks #not to mention most shoplifters are shoplifting food and things they need #idk like the only things I've ever stole is . food and things I needed? lmao #hence why lots of stores lock up shit like baby formula and diapers and shit. cause fuck poor ppl amirite

[iii-days-grace]

you watch idiot teens try and recreate kink dynamics in five or six different communities, fandoms, and/or subcultures before you reach some point in your twenties hopefully and are like

fuck it, im going to hang out with the other cool adults who aren't terrified of the words top, bottom, and/or dominant. rofl. lmao even. get over yourselves and stop pissing your pants over the thought that other people might fuck and get excited about it. im moving to fetlife

#can't catch me now suckers! #original post #i quit kinkstagram because there were so many annoying teenagers into 'age regression' #more in a minute but like #do not piss your diapers about the fact that #hashtag age regression means something different #to most other people on that site. who are adults. #i wasnt even on for cgl lmao it was just irritating to see these little jerks crying in the kink tags all the time #anyway #the point i want to make with this example is that they're clearly traumatized and find doing more kiddish stuff comforting #you know like the adults? #if you don't get that part you're getting distracted by the diapers too but it's so fucking funny #they seem to have like a whole parallel caregiver/little community with their own terms for the exact same stuff #but very studiously nonsexual #i don't seek this out because im not personally interested in their probably also-horny business (they are teens) #but again they are screaming at you for 'crosstagging' with anything remotely cutesy #i just left rather than trying to waste my time or seriously upset anyone

[just-a-little-unionoid]

MY COUSIN HAS A BABY

#omg omg omg they're so cute #i learned she was pregnant like a month ago lmao #and she isn't anymore :D #i feel so much she's my younger cousin on this side of the family #only my brother and i are younger #(and now we're also the only ones without kid) #im 96% sure they're gonna ask me when is my turn next christmas #(honestly the answer is as soon as possible but that's not yet‚ not yet... i need more stability) #i maaaaaay return in my hometown sooner than i thought bc we need to gift her a diaper cake that's tradition #im so fucking emotional omg #personal

[tsurangaconundrum]

panem dash simulator

peeniss4everlark Follow

NOOOOOOOOOO

officialsenecacrane Follow

me when i lie

districtfun Follow

i heard from my uncle who works at hunger games that they're only pulling from everlark shippers when they do the quarter quell

gurlonfire

thats funny because when i was fucking your uncle last night he told me they're only pulling from bitchy district one stans

catohead69 Follow

we poppin the biggest bottles when cato wins

catohead69 Follow

theeclove Follow

okay but is anyone else pissed how the district 11 guy literally did favoritism for late districts or what

rues-song

the careers literally did an alliance r u fucking kidding me i hope u get reaped

theeclove

clearly SOMEBODY doesnt understand the strategy of the games

career-sweep Follow

PLEASE tag your hunger games spoilers. this is literally common sense the games have been going on for 74 years you should know better by now

#hunger games spoilers #SOOO pissed rn theres never been a live announcement and now i found out from fucking everlarks

maytheodds Follow

Yes I'm a 30 yr old hunger games watcher. I've been watching kids die since you were in diapers. You have NO idea the tragedies I've endured. Hunger games is escapism for many of us when I come home from a long day of logging the last thing I need is for some 13 yr old tribute dying in a high stakes competition that we ALL knew was high stakes starting a riot and destroying all the nations grain

corholeanussnow

lmao. get a load of this guy

girlalcoholic Follow

haymitch stans rise tf up

#yes girl get that salve #i would fuck that old man

cinnagirl3000 Follow

i wld nvr survive in thg fr baby im killing myself

#thnk goddddd im cap 😁 #i woulda stepped tf off that platform cinna its been an honor

caeserflickerwoman Follow

does anyone else think it was fucked that peeta invaded ceasar's space when he CLEARLY wasn't comfortable with being SNIFFED by a STRANGER

softgreenpillow

fuck you this is clearly so fucking capitol-centric no one in the capitol would ever be comfortable with any districtperson doing ANYTHING these days. it is capitol-boot-licking scum like you that holds the movement back. get BLOCKED idiot

butchjohanna Follow

Just something I've noticed I think we as a fandom have gotten WAY too comfortable using the phrase "get reaped" as an insult, when it's a very serious reality that many children live with and should not be taken this lightly. Some people online have had to put their names in more for necessities like bread or water and the absolute terror that grips a person waiting for their name to be called doesn't leave you even in adulthood. Please think before you speak

#many of you are not acting in a way that johanna would be proud of. get it together #reaping mention

starcrossedluvrs Follow

#thank you team

[hazelfoureyes]

The most important question of all: What type of drunk is everyone in the hotel?

Deeply held personal beliefs here lmao

‧˚₊꒷꒦︶︶︶︶︶꒷꒦︶︶︶︶︶꒦꒷‧₊˚⊹ Alastor

𖦹Alastor loves being the center of attention and he drops his need for an air of mystery when he’s a few fingers deep into the rye. He grabs unwilling participants by the wrists and swing dances with them, despite their clear lack of understanding on how to swing.

𖦹He hums and sings under his breath while sitting in a comfy chair.

𖦹Loqacious! Vaggie would like him to shut the fuck up, Charlie is alarmed because he always reminisces about his real life murders like discussing a loving partner long gone. He is a talkative drunk through and through.

𖦹 Next day: No shame the next morning. Everyone’s annoyed and he might be a little sheepish, but ultimately he doesn’t care.

𖦹Smutty: Never lets you top, but once he’s had a few and has relaxed, will happily lie back and let you take care of yourself with his body while he watches you. Rarely vocal during sex, he’s suddenly talkative and showering you in groans and moans.

Lucifer 𖦹Lucifer doesn’t drink. He really doesn’t. Oh geez, okay well if Charlie is asking so sweetly and everyone else is what’s the harm in-

𖦹Shirt unbuttoned halfway, everything he says sounds like a double entendre even if it isn’t. Cannot stop flirting, even accidentally. The flirty drunk has arrived.

𖦹He stays put, picks a chair or stool and just hunkers down, watching happily over the gathering.

𖦹Pet names for everyone. CharChar, Magpie, Legs, Whiskers, Bambi… Niffty is just Niffty. Even drunk he is a little scared of her.

𖦹Next day: No hangover, excitedly and nervously listening to all the stories of things he did. “Yeah that sounds like me hahaha”

𖦹Smutty: Slow love making, takes his time and moves over you like molasses. Doesn’t care about finishing, just likes the feeling of being close to you and hearing the sounds you make. 50/50 you fall asleep together with him still in you.

Angel Dust

𖦹Angel handles his liquor like he’s handles his men; with an open throat and a smile. It’s genuinely hard to tell if he’s drunk unless he’s so gone his pitch of voice has changed. 𖦹With a little inebriation, he’s leaning into his friends and talking really openly about his feelings and problems in life. 𖦹Drunk? Like— drunk drunk? He’s loud and hanging on everyone for stability. Every grin borders on sleazy, but if the wrong person made a move they’d get four hands to the face pushing them away. Alastor thinks he is the life of the party; Angel is the party.

𖦹Next day: Angel has no memory of what happened the night before and even if he does he will just pull his sunglasses down and pretend he doesn’t.

𖦹Smutty: Angel likes drunk sex, because he can feel his body disconnect from his mind. His eyes would be unfocused, and no matter the lover his gaze would always be at the ceiling. His attention purely on the sensations his body was offering him. He’d be quiet, just enjoying himself.

Husker

𖦹Husk is usually ornery, but when drunk he becomes the wise old man who wont stop talking to you like a kid. Husk, I’m a grown ass adult? Ha, in my day you would still be in diapers. That doesn’t make any sense Husk. Sense? Your lot don’t know shit about sense.

𖦹When he isn’t pretending to be everyone’s drunk Gandalf, compliments flow like booze from a tipped bottle. You’re real pretty when you smile. Wish I saw more of it. — That’s what I like about you, you always get back up.

𖦹Husk is always topping up everyone’s glass, and even when drunk he’s the one who registers when someone’s had enough. On many occasions he has replaced Angel’s drink with just orange juice and soda water when he wasnt looking, too drunk to notice.

𖦹Next day: Yesterday didn’t happen, order a drink or get the fuck out of the bar.

𖦹Smutty: Husk doesn’t like sex when he’s drunk, he doesn’t like the implication anyone may not be fully aware of what’s happening. He’ll cuddle, caress, kiss, but no sex unless you’re relatively sober or you had explicitly made plans to enjoy a drunken romp. In which case, he relishes in changing positions often to find new ways to make you gasp out his name. Tipsy or not, his hands are always steady.

Charlie

𖦹Charlie is the happiest drunk to exist. Her confidence sores with a little liquid courage. She’ll clamor onto the bar and declare she is going to redeem all of Hell, making the Pride ring a glorified bus stop between death and the pearly gates.

𖦹Clumsy. She talks with her hands and spills her drink everywhere. Constantly running into things with her hips and feet. She will trip over nothing, and apologize to the air for the misstep.

𖦹Charlie oscillates between talking nonstop to being dead silent, big doe eyes watching intently as you speak. She’s hanging on every word.

𖦹Tells everyone she loves them, then cries about how much she loves them.

𖦹Next day: Hungover, doesn’t understand why people drink so often, this sucks. Slightly embarrassed about getting up on the bar but otherwise has no issues knowing she doted on everyone.

𖦹Smutty: The Morningstars are similar in that they take their time. They need to hear every little gasp, every held breath. Charlie would spend hours exploring the places she could make bring you pleasure. Little giggles from between your legs as she gives herself mental pats on the back.

Vaggie

𖦹Drunk Vaggie is similar to Sober Vaggie. Serious but caring, and relatively quiet. She wouldn’t become overly showy or loud. Your only indication she’s been drinking is the slight slur to her words and the way her hands tip her drink a little too much when talking.

𖦹Goes on full rants about heaven if the topic comes up. Just bashes the hypocrisy and curses her fellow angels.

𖦹Slips more into Spanish, her words dipping between the two languages.

𖦹Little more handsy, resting her chin on her darling’s shoulder and letting her hands come around their waist while they are talking to people.

𖦹Next day: Needs everyone to shut the fuck up and turn the lights off. She swears she’s never letting Angel mix her drinks again. Mortified to hear she was necking in the lobby.

𖦹Smutty: Drunk Vaggie just wants to kiss and hold you, enjoying the way the room spins a little around you both as you lose track of time. She’s down for more, but only if you’re taking the lead.

Niffty

𖦹Please stop handing her drinks.

𖦹Fuck, she’s drinking other people’s drinks when they aren’t looking.

𖦹She’s dusting the ceiling, she’s vacuuming the sofa, dear God she’s scrubbing Angel’s hands with pure bleach shrieking, “Diiiiirty.”

𖦹Unhinged. More so. Somehow. Makes everyone a crown of trash.

𖦹Next day: is she still drunk? No? This is just her natural state of being?!

𖦹Smutty: Bad boys welcome, everyone else can get shanked.

༻Masterlist༺

∰ Summoning the Horny Little Deer Cult (general tag list):

@cxrsedwxrlds , @nonetheartist , @tsunaki , @janchei , @wettiny-in-smutland , @moonmark98 , @hoebihoeshi , @pansexual-opera-house , @polytheatrix , @lorddiabigmommymilkers , @backinthefkingbuildingagain , @harley2223-blog , @coffee-colored-hopeless-romantic , @poinappel , @midnightnoiserose , @spookieroz , @missmidorima , @ivebeenthearchersstuff , @downbadforfictionalppl , @xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx , @sleepylittledemon , @aether-th3-enby , @dontfuckbutimfab , @breathlessaura , @aperfectidiot , @certainlygay , @jth12 , @star-kujo-platinum , @alitaar , @maddiemouse-1226 , @christineblood , @zombiesnips-blog , @readergirlstuff

@ivebeenthearchersstuffn, @rubyninja1 , @simphornies , @alleystore , @readergirlstuff , @berry-demon , @chirimeimei , @fairyv-ice , @olive-frog , @thonethatflies620 , @tiredkiwiii , @ilikemyteawithmilk , @whateverlololo , @psipies , @howabouticallyou , @roxxie-wolf , @ive-no-idea-what-to-call-this , @fizzled-phoenix , @fjorjestertealeaf , @phobophobular , @surusurusuru , @mariaclarade-la-cruz1 , @whateverlololo , @simplyonehellofanotaku , @xixflower , @i-am-nonbinary-bean-deal-with-it , @roxxie-wolf , @a-case-of-attachment , @multifandomfanatic02 , @watereddownmilk , @raynerrold , @crazii-saber-wolf , @valkyrie-expeditions , @bontensbabygirl , @sillyb0nez , @oo0lady-mad0oo , @jazzmasternot

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanfiction #hazbin hotel headcanon #alastor hazbin hotel #niffty #husker hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #vaggie #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #alastor headcanons

[rebouks]

-- anon

I'm sorry, but what kind of accent does Ivan have? He's the only sim who speaks that way and now that he's more in focus, I can't help but wonder where he comes from! Also, while I'm at it, I've also noticed that you stay loyal to the Sim world ("speaking in Tartosan" "a Tartosan goddess", etc), and while it's obvious that Tartosa was based on Italy and Spain, do you imagine your characters being from real countries and with distinct cultural backgrounds?

hmmm idk that he really has an accent as such, it's more that he speaks more loosely/common than every one else. i don't really have voice claims or any real countries to pin these pixels to cos they're sims u kno, it'd probs get messy if i started tying things to irl and not others.. so nah, other than rough stuff like vaguely japanese for mt. komo or italy for tartosa i don't pin em to real places ig you could use my northern english accent as an example tho, like my mom is pretty well spoken but still northern right? so she pronounces her t's n shit but my accent is way more common and i drop all mine to a ridiculous extent (if i was to write butter or water the way i'd say it it's practically unreadable lol.. like bu'uer? bUHer?? idk lmao) so Ivan probs speaks like me tbh.. Tommy, Rhys and a couple others speak that way too and Oscar does when he's drunk

-- @zosa95

For Bryatt!

Disagreements: How often do they argue/disagree? ehhh probs not a lot, i can't imagine Wyatt engaging in pointless arguments, he'd just walk off lmao

Sex: Who moans the most? Brynn..

Family: Who changes the diapers? mostly Brynn

Family: Who gives their children ‘the talk’? idk ig with Ellis it'd be Wyatt but it'd be like "wrap it up n' pee" so i can see Brynn adding to that 😆 all Brynn if they have a girl tho

Affection: Who gives the most kisses? Brynn!

Sleeping: Who wakes up with bed hair? Wyatt.. u know Brynn has pictures of that shit

Home: Who does the groceries? Wyatt.. gotta make sure actual food is in the house u kno

Miscellaneous: Who kills the spiders around the house? no one.. lil spider did no one any harm 🕷

Miscellaneous: What do they tease each other about? hmm idk if they tease each other all that much tbh, they're playful but not at each other's expense u kno

-- @akitasimblr

hello becca! for salton, pleeeeeeease <33

Who is on top? Sid most the time lmaooo.. let's face it, Alton be lazy n' submissive

Ever had sex in public? a couple times

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? in between? mostly the latter

Where is the strangest place? probs a broom cupboard or smth at uni idk lmao 😆

thanks!!!

-- anon

I know you don't do WCIF but would you mind sharing the creators you like most for male sim clothes? I struggle to clothe my guys a lot and I noticed you have a huge cast of male sims, so I was wondering. My bad if this sort of ask is unwelcomed too tho

but.......... skjdskj idk darte77 and gorillax3 are prolly good places to start or u kno.. google

-- @akitasimblr

hello becca!!! one more extra i wish to know of: well, a couple now, rickey love and patrick harvey :) a) where are they living now? b) what do they do for a living? c) any chances of seeing them again in fib (or their daughter...??)? thank youuuu!

ohhhh idk.. i think the whole point of em, as sad as it may be, is that Oscar n them lost touch n they kinda fell off the face of the earth u kno? a price Oscar paid for his choices ig never say never tho! and we'll see 'em again when i eventually get round to doing a uni flashback for Oskie so yay! 🤸‍♀️

OC Deep Dive Questionnaire Tag

A set of 20 questions to get to know your OC! ty for the tag @dandylion240 @hannahssimblr @sirianasims & anyone else i forgot <33

ROBINNNNNNN 🧡

What uncommon/common fear do they have? that Oscar will disappear off into his confusing world of horribleness Robin doesn't fully understand yet ;-;

Do they have any pet peeves? not rlly.. pretty hard to piss the guy off

What are 3 items you can find in their bedroom? headphones - cameras - letters ^^

What do they notice first in a person? their thoughts 👀🧠

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high is their pain tolerance? idk.. 4/5? i imagine he's kinda used to feeling other ppls pain as well as his own but he's still a baby ;-;

Do they go into fight or flight mode when under pressure? FIGHT!

Do they come from a big family/are they a family person? yeeeeah.. he likes some quiet time now n then but he loves his family sm 🤗

What animal represents them best? fuck if i know.. a fly on the wall? lmao

What is a smell that they dislike? stinky younger sibling diapers

Have they broken any bones? not yet.. somehow

How would a stranger likely describe them? weird.. QUIET

Are they a night owl or a morning bird? night owl.. it's peaceful when everyone's asleep 💤

What is a flavor they hate and a flavor they love? cilantro/coriander - pastries

Do they have any hobbies? photography - pissing around in the sea/on his bike/in whatever he shouldn't - writing to Alex - SPYING ON PPL

Boom, surprise birthday party! How do they react to surprises? u can't surprise the lil guy.. i dare u to try

Do they like to wear jewelry? yeah ig as much as a kid does.. string stuff, friendship bracelets or w/e

Do they have neat or messy handwriting? kinda messy.. maybe it'll be neater later

What are two emotions they feel the most? intrigue & overwhelmed

Do they have a favorite fabric? he said he doesn't care

What kind of accent do they have? ✨imaginary pixel land accent✨

and ty to anyone who's sent me any love trains recently <33333 ily all sm but i got overwhelmed the more i let pile up in my inbox so i deleted everything so i could breathe again 🙈

#ranswers #tag games n such #idk i'm tired #enjoi

[eraserheadadult]

some people talking shit about there being booths for like niche kink communities in the red zone at pride im sorry dude but the diaper fetish guys have 1000000x more right to be there than fucking target and us bank lmao

#woof

[queenimmadolla]

alright, pennyverse headcanon for ya, remove ya undies before reading unless you don’t mind changing them after. eddie is absolutely feral for you after you have penny (he always wanted you even pre-penny, but it’s really, really bad those first few months), which he thinks is so unfair because you can’t have sex. like medically wise. as much as he wants to rearrange your insides, your insides are still recovering from penny so he’s got to wait, lol. he suffers. he suffers real bad and his cock is almost chaffed from how often he’s got to jerk off. you give him head and handjobs but this man is so horny for you that it’s simply not enough, plus you two have to take care of your new baby. he’s out of control and he knows it but he can’t help it, not when he feels the slightest semblance of control developing only to be ripped away because he caught sight of you holding your tiny little baby to your chest, stroking the short waves—haven’t quite turned into curls yet, Penny still has the newborn perm—and suddenly he’s puffing out his chest and wanting to put another baby in you, doesn’t matter that you just popped her out a couple of days ago. he feels like that every. damn. time. he sees you because you’ve always got penny, of course. it doesn’t just apply to you holding her, you doing anything for penny gets to him. could just be cooing at her while she’s on a mat below you, staring up at you with wide eyes or changing her diaper, eddie just sees you caring for his child (and the fact that you had his baby??? you gave him his baby, made her inside of your womb and kept her safe??? don’t even get him started) and he can’t contain himself. when you finally get cleared to have sex again, you’re in for a wild ride because Eddie’s pent up. he’s gentle at first but when you both realize you won’t break, all bets are off, he’s not holding back and you realize what your doctor meant when she told you most women get pregnant again immediately after having their first child because it’s downright dirty, raw, passionate and Eddie’s insatiable for you. he has penny on a perfect schedule simply because yeah, she’s a little bit of a shit when she’s grumpy from a lack of one but also so he can fuck you while she naps. and she naps a lot. how baby Wayne is conceived three years later and not three months after you start having sex again is unbeknownst to the two of you, just stupid luck because even after having penny, you both forgo condoms and trust your birth control despite it having obviously failed you at some point lmao.

#pennyverse headcanons #giving eddie head(canons) #eddie munson x reader #dad!eddie munson x reader #girl dad!eddie munson #mom!reader #dad!eddie munson x mom!reader #pennyverse #stranger things headcanons #stranger things #eddie munson blurbs #eddie munson #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson smut #eddie munson x afab!reader #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson x black!reader

[underworld-park-offical]

CRAIG: Omfg why are we even here

CRAIG: I can feel  myself getting poorer already

KENNY: Wow okay

KENNY: Uncalled for 

CLYDE: This isn't so bad 

CLYDE: I mean

CLYDE: Sure it smells like shit and there's nothing but hay to sleep on, but hey!

CLYDE: At least I can know what it's like to be a horse

TOLKIEN: Clyde

TOLKIEN: That shit smell is coming from you

TOLKIEN: Also

TOLKIEN: What the fuck did I just hear?

CLYDE: Honse…

CRAIG: Bro wants to be a horse

CRAIG: lmao based 

KYLE: What the fuck

KYLE: Stay like

KYLE: 100,000,000 miles away from me please

CLYDE: *sniffle* I need to change my pants…

TOLKIEN: Your diaper, more like

CLYDE: (Crying)

CLYDE: I wanna smell like vanilla and lavender but instead I smell like shi- hi- hiiiiit!!

KYLE: Doesn't everyone?

CLYDE: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE MEE HEE HEEE CLYDE: I HAVE IBS AND IT SU HUH HUHHHH CKSSS

CLYDE: (Ugly sobbing)

CRAIG: Ew

CRAIG: He's crying

CARTMAN: Men can cry, Craig, it's 2023

CRAIG: If I give you 100 dollars, will you care?

STAN: You don't have 100 dollars, Craig

CRAIG: I will when I'm famous

TOLKIEN: Sure, like you’ll ever be famous

CRAIG: I will! Super Japanese Popstar Craiggy will catch on

CARTMAN: Craig that's cultural appropriation

CRAIG: …

CRAIG: If I give you 200 dollars will you care?

CARTMAN: …

CARTMAN: No

STAN: YOU DON'T HAVE 200 BUCKS CRAIG!

STAN: I HAVE SEEN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT!

STAN: THERE'S ONLY 69 CENTS 

STAN: AND

STAN: POCKET LINT SOMEHOW???

KENNY: LMAO L

TOLKIEN: How the hell have you seen his bank account?

CRAIG: Ugh

CRAIG: You all suck

CRAIG: I’m going online

KENNY: Do you have a portable charger?

CRAIG: No.

KENNY: Bullshit, I see it coming out of your Gucci backpack… 

CRAIG: Die

CRAIG: No you don’t

KENNY: Can I use it dude?

KENNY: I gotta call my sister

CRAIG: You’re all haters

CRAIG: No

CRAIG: Besides, I told you I don't have one

KENNY: Dude PLEASE it’s really important

CRAIG: Don’t talk to me, queermo

KENNY: PLEASEEEEE

CRAIG: Think those bars are gonna trip me up, fool

CRAIG: I’m going online, fuck you guys

(GUYS DINNERS DONE MADE SPECIALLY BY @pissblanket )

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Fuck it Friday

tagged by @thewolvesof1998 @panbuckley @wildlife4life @hippolotamus @monsterrae1 @wikiangela everyone's in a horny mood, and here's me writing hunter!buck background story lmao

Buck has been a hunter his entire life.

Not that kind of hunter. The kind that hunts monsters. Demons, ghosts, vampires, werewolves, ect. Whatever goes bump in the night, Buck has been trained to kill since he’s been in diapers. He thinks - no knows - things would have been different if it weren’t for Daniel. 

A couple times throughout his life he asks his parents about Daniel. Margaret and Phillip Buckley only mentioned him a handful of times throughout his life. The most was when he reached his older brother's age. Making Buck drink massive amounts of holy water and bathing in the stuff every night for a year until he surpassed his brother’s age. “Evan, we don’t want it to take you like it did Daniel,” that kind of stuff. 

It’s Maddie who really answers Buck’s questions about Daniel. Who he was, what happened to him. 

“He was the best big brother you could ever have, Evan.” A smile stretches her face. One of nostalgic fondness. “Then he just…changed. Turned evil. One day he came back from biking with friends and his eyes were so black, Evan. I’ve never seen anything like it. He terrified us. Mom and Dad didn’t know what to do.”

Daniel became possessed by a demon. It was months after he was born that Margaret and Phillip realized that to get rid of the demon they had to kill their own child. It devastated them. However the last thing Daniel - or the demon - told them was that they would come back for them as the Buckley parents killed him. 

They’ve been searching for that demon ever since.

tagging @apothecarose @mammameesh @alyxmastershipper @bonheur-cafe @wandering-night19 @tyfinn @thebumblecee @rosedavid @alrightbuckaroo @ramonaflow @transbuck @oliverstaark @lizzie-bennetdarcy @prince-buck-diaz @heartbeatdiaz

#incubus eddie wip

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"Welcome To My Blog!"

Hi! I unfortunately had a fart kink ever since covid hit, and I didn't even want to accept that it was something that aroused me the most. But I guess I did. I only like it if I'm on the receiving end because it's preferable and also a lot hotter to me. I don't give because I just don't want too and I don't like it. Sometimes, I'll either draw or write out my thoughts when it comes to kinky stuff because that is something I would normally do. I'm only into guy farts and guys that I classify as "pretty" and have a fat ass. I do simp for fictional characters at times but not as often as I used too. I also draw whatever so if you want to commission me, feel free to do so. I might update this at some point, but that's about all I have to say.

PLEASE DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT IF YOU ARE A MINOR, PEDO, ZOO OR LGBT-PHOBIC. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED ON SIGHT THANK YOU.

"About Me."

DOB: 02/22/04

Sexuality: Straight (Also an LGBTQ+ ally)

Main Kinks: Facesitting (Recieving), spit, choking, face slapping, edging, dirty talking / voice kink, degradation, farting (Also recieving), BDSM, teratophilia, biting, axilism, musk/sweat, pet play, size difference, whipping, hair pulling and pegging. There's more kinks on the list if you click under the "other stuff I'm into besides farts" button on the bottom of my pinned post. These are just my main courses.

Limits/Not Comfortable With: Smegma, non-con, diapers, vomit, threesomes (may make rare exceptions if there's just me and two guys but definitely not me with a guy and another girl), weight gain being used as a fetish, anything problematic really.

Dom Or Sub: Submissive for gas. Never giving and never will be.

Other Interests: Music (Metal and goth bands), stuffed animals, horror movies/thrashers, gothic/creepy things, Halloween, books, manga/anime, comics, transformers, video games, fantasy stuff, dragons, spiders, and drawing.

"A FEW THINGS..."

•As stated in my intro, I'm not comfortable with giving out my gas and I only like being on the recieving end. This is just my preference because I don't like to give nor do I want too. 😳

•I'm also not into girl farts and don't get turned on by it in the slightest. (Mainly because of the fact that I'm straight.) However- I'm okay with it if it's art related! I'm even cool with being commissioned it so long as you actually pay for it!

•I know I tend to post Copro stuff because I just started getting into it (It is tagged accordingly however) but PLEASE- PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME COPRO ART OR REAL LIFE COPRO. I just got into it and I really really really would hate for the fun to be ruined because you fucks want to get creepy and gross about it. Written copro stuff is cool with me so far! Like deadass saying "I'll shit myself for u baby girl 😍" will make me not only make fun of you but also make me hella uncomfortable at the same time. Im also only into the sharting aspect and nothing more than that. LMAO

•I have gotten a few DMs from people that want to get to know me or talk to me and while I do appreciate the kind messages you guys leave me, I'll only approach you if I have interest in talking to you. If I don't respond to you, don't take it personally! I just want to put my safety and well-being first. Besides, I'm super busy with work and college. I get stressed and socially exhausted easily!

•If you also slide into my DMs just to be a creep, I'll most certainly make fun of you or block you for it. However, if you want to slide into my ask box and submit some dirty asks, you are more than welcome to do so.

•This was updated just recently since I used to not care but because I got committed in a relationship, I am no longer comfortable with anyone sending me nudes or their gas. (YES- this applies to anyone that has sent me stuff in the past, too.) I am also no longer comfortable talking about kink stuff with guys due to this! (Im only comfortable talking about stuff like this if its with people super close to me) Might change in the future once I'm single again but please respect my boundaries! I'm open to dirty asks still but that is about it. This is also mostly directed at cis men and cis het men.

"MISC."

Other kinks I'm into besides farts (*･ω･*)

My main blog

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꒰🎞୭̥ ﹒₊˚ The Other Woman

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pairing: Eddie Munson × the other woman!fem!reader, reader × Chrissy Cunningham (platonic) , Eddie Munson × Chrissy Cunningham

warnings / contains: angst, cheating ( Eddie cheats w/ reader ), non-mutual pining, unrequited love, hurt no comfort, no happy ending, out of character!Eddie, Mean!Eddie, Asshole!Eddie, Reader is a bad friend, My writing lmao

a/n: after a long break because of finals I'm trying to get back on the flow of writing because nothing I write satisfies me anymore tbh. So I thought I could get in the flow by writing one-shots and drabbles and then get into continuing my series.

Eddie wasn't there for you. He was there for himself. He was there to fulfill his fantasies, the ones he couldn't do with his girlfriend. You were perfect where she failed. He was there because he was selfish. You were there whenever he called. In fact, you waited for his calls. You never told him no. You let him do what he wanted and Eddie liked you for that but he didn't love you. He never would love you because you weren't her.

When viewed through a further lens, people would blame you. Women were usually blamed in situations like this. But you wouldn't blame them. What kind of friend were you?

The first time it was a mistake, you got swept up in the moment. At least that's what you like to tell yourself. But what about the other times?

You should have stopped it before it even began. You should've ignored all the flirty oneliners. You should have shut him down. But you didn't. Who could ever resist the Munson charm?

Eddie knew what he was doing. He knew you were easy. Everyone in high school did, and he used it to his advantage. He knew exactly what to say and when to say it.

What would you tell Chrissy? Sweet Chrissy. Chrissy, who wouldn't hurt a fly, Chrissy, who gave you a home when your parents kicked you out for failing another test. She was your friend since you were in diapers. She would never do this to you. So why did you do this to her?

Eddie didn't like seeing your face. He always fucked you from behind. Maybe he was guilty too. He pushed your face further into the pillow as he reached his high. He was feeling generous and let you finish this time.

Most of the time, he zipped up and left as soon as he was done. He wasn't this way with Chrissy. With her, he was sweet. He would hold her hand as they walked to class. He held her books for her. He laughed with her. He smiled for her. He talked to her. He loved her.

Perhaps he was with you for that. So he could be selfish. He got high off the feeling of you telling him that you loved him and him not having to say it back. He wouldn't fuck Chrissy like this. He would do it gently. He would make sure she came before he did, but with you, he didn't care. He never had to. He only had to worry about himself.

All your interactions were purely for his benefit because he wanted something. because he selfishly needed something more. because he had to let go of his pent-up frustrations.

He might come to you in the night, but you would never be what Chrissy is to him. He would never hold you like he held her. He would never kiss you like he kissed her.

"You're not spending the night?" You asked, quickly getting up, not bothering to cover yourself up with the covers.

He would never stay, and you knew that, but he usually spent the night and left in the morning before you woke up. Even this little thing gave you some sick feeling of domesticity. It was like he was yours, even if it was just for a few hours.

He shook his head, not even sparing her a second glance as he left your bedroom, leaving you in a dishevelled state with his cum leaking onto your thighs, your cheeks soaked in tears, your mascara running down your face. You know, he liked seeing you like this. Completely ruined by him

As he left, more tears streamed down.

you lay your head down on your pillow, This was the last time. You say this to yourself every time. This was the last time you would betray Chrissy. This was the last time you would hurt yourself.

But Eddie knew how to keep you around. How to get you to not quit your little late-night rendezvous As you turned, you saw a vinyl on your nightstand. You quickly picked it up and looked at it.

Eddie must have left it there for you. As you inspected it you realized it was pretty rare, so he must care for you. in his own way that is.

Your lips twitched into a small smile. You buried her nose in your pillow. The smell of him would linger on your sheets until the next time he returned. until the next time, he needed you.

You entered that delusional mindset again. You liked to feed yourself white lies to keep yourself from the bitter truth that you were the other woman, and you were a secret, and you were just a body to fuck. You would never have his love to keep and you would spend your life alone.

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