#like....brosifs

[brosif40]

Everytime I remember this show I always think of how I used to think the mom and dad were both women 😭 i believed with my whole heart that they were lesbians (before I knew what that was) and was a bit sad to learn that they weren't

#but they can be #i can ignore the canon #i was just like... woa they have two moms thats so cool #brosif rambles #edit: i love the headcanon of holly (the dad) being transfem so so much YAY #(the transmasc version is cool as well!)

[fle4floves]

YOU!! sillies 4 you <3

OHH MY GOSHH!!!! THIS IS SO :&/(8$/

SILLIES FOR ME??☹️ /positive THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN AND ALWAYS <33 so much sweet art augh

#auaga AAAUGG #Boobers pose omg my gosh his hand on hat like WOW!! #brosif….. being rwal. i have had the WORST time lately and this has made my day brighter #WEEEPS #thank uou man☹️☹️ #the bracelets <3 the hand holding <3 the everything #ZACH HALL OF FAME 🔥 #for moi? 💚💚 #🧶boobsmagee lmao #ohhhmy goddd d

[paintedkinzy-88]

Fresh literally a purple parasite feeding off of the magic in the soul of the sans he is currently inhabiting moving it to the eye so that he has easy access and can monitor it so he can move onto the next sans when the current soul gets too fragile. He likes to keep his hosts alive to return to later if he needs an escape.

Fresh: YOLO no swearing bruh. Thats so unrad of you.

Chajndjsndjsndj Fresh is. An interesting character. With interesting morals.

Though honestly, I’m sure the no swearing thing is more for the amusement of seeing people get mad/startled over being censored in such a funny way lmfao. He just wants to see the world burn one Dude Bro at a time.

… He’d be a great uncle tho.

Kiddo: ah Funk!

Kiddo:

Kiddo, turning around slowly: please don’t tell Dad, he’ll kill me

Fresh: ain’t nothin to tell, little brosif, you said nothin 😎

#PJ tried to abuse this technicality once in rebellious teenage years #and found out real fast that Fresh only stays quiet if it was an accident #he be the Cool Uncle not the gullible one #asks #undertale #undertale multiverse #fresh sans #fresh!sans

[ceterisparibus116]

Part 1

So I essentially live-blogged the new She-Hulk episode in one of my discords, and thought some of you might be interested:

I'm so late to this party but I'm finally watching the episode

and first of all, I think she got all of Leapfrog's potential claims correct!

except strict liability and manufacturer's defect might be redundant but I'm not sure bc that's civil law and I hate civil law

oh my gosh oh my gosh

her boss calling her out on being more upset over suing the guy who makes her nice clothes than she was over representing the guy who almost tried to kill her cousin?

"watch the show for Jen," they say, "love Jen," they say, "Jen is a great character," they say

she's funny but wowwww

"I do not make suits that malfunction" - I believe him

is...is Matt late to court

in another person's show

OH MY GOSH

I AM SCREAMING

MATT IS LATE FOR COURT AGAIN

BROSIF

welp yeah he's clearly in good hands, they are clearly keeping him 100% in character ad;lkajdsk;as

also his voice

also Jen not-so-discretely checking him out the second he appears smh

"trouble finding parking" bruh

oh my gosh OH MY GOSH her asking for his entire client list

GUYS

GUYYYYYS

she's overtly going on a fishing expedition with her discovery request for the whole client list

"a gross invasion of people's privacy based on a very shaky what-if" MATT TELL HER

it's not material to this case whether the malfunction has affected other people? It's not - HOW?

she has the burden of proving that the malfunction occurred in this case. Unless there's some kind of bizarre chain reaction, there's no way that malfunctions in other cases (if they even occurred) would affect whether a malfunction occurred in this case

oh my goshhhhhh Matt demonstrating how the privacy concern is higher here bc of the nature of the work is so perfect, although technically that would...hmmm. That wouldn't actually determine the relevance issue, and he really should make clear that he's not ceding the point of relevance

THE SOKOVIA ACCORDS HAVE BEEN REPEALED I'M SCREAMING

what the heck WHAT THE HECK. She's bringing up the public figure argument - that's for slander and libel, not for product liability????

JENNNNN

anyway, legal issues aside

at a meta level, it is so glorious seeing Matt vehemently defend the importance of anonymity of superheroes

ooh and he's claiming Leapfrog misused the suit? That's a defense to any products liability claim

aaaand he used jet fuel. Okay. Yep

also this is so unrelated but having been on an LOTR kick where the ringwraiths constantly sniff things, my first response to Matt sniffing things was horror

okay so the only issue here is that Leapfrog wasn't under oath when he admitted to using jet fuel

but I can forgive that for the sake of pacing

"am I gonna go to jail" lololol dude

aside from them getting the letter of the law more right than they have so far, I really appreciate that they're also touching on the legal issue of when and to what degree you can actually ever...believe your clients

even if your clients aren't straight-up lying, they might just make dumb decisions, or even if they're not dumb or lying, they might just not mention something that's important bc they don't know it's relevant

and I know pacing is a thing, but like...come on, Jennifer

HE BOUGHT HER A DRINK

HELLO

[discussion from others in the discord about whether it's Jennifer's fault for ending up with a dumb client since she didn't want to take the case in the first place]

it's one thing to say "I don't want this case bc there's a conflict of interest" which doesn't help if the client signs a waiver. It's another thing to say "I don't want this case bc I looked into it and I don't believe my client, either give me more time to investigate or give the case to someone else because I can't ethically pursue a case that I don't believe I can prove"

okay the flirting tho

this flirting is actually good writing?

I like how they both are clearly trying to figure the other out, but they're doing it by asking questions sort of...sideways and not always giving clear answers

like there's a whole layer of conversation beneath what they're actually saying

"as someone who works for 'them' full time, I really don't have any gas in the tank for anything else." See...I feel bad for Jennifer, I do, but like...* sigh * this is what gets me about her character. No one forced her to take the job. Is it bad that I wish she'd somehow been blackmailed into it? Like, literally no choice?

"you can if you choose / be the best of both worlds" - IT'S NOT THAT GROUNDBREAKING OF AN IDEA BUT OKAY DISNEY

"we're all feeling this right, it's not just me" - best fourth wall break in the whole series lol

he's so awkward ad;lkdsak;ads

his laugh 🥺

gosh I LOVE that they introduced him as lawyer!Matt before introducing him as DD

"I'm billing you for the whole hour" - let's go

"I think I'm being attacked!" / "Legally or physically?" why is that so funny to me

"my famous secret lair"

oh is this the first time she wears her suit? The first time she wears her suit is after talking to Matt?

I'm sorry, Jen, Matt is the real hero of this show if you couldn't even -

never mind I've already ranted about that 😆

Matt: * jumps off a building*

I love him

okay the CGI is definitely not as grounded but the whole show isn't as grounded so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

she just - threw a car at him

that could kill him???

Matt conceding that her assuming he's a bad guy bc of his costume which he specifically chose to be scary is a fair point is so good

THE MUSIC

KETCHUP AND MUSTARD SHE CALLED IT OUT

[extended back-and-forth about the fact that we got a tiny hint of whump]

#she hulk #she hulk spoilers #spoilers #jennifer walters #matt murdock #daredevil #liveblog #sort of

[kehideni]

I just read the plot for Sonic 06 and... not like i didn’t know the plot you see but i just HOPED it was simply a memory of one of my rare and brutal fever nightmares...

#bruh #buhr #bhur #brhu #like....brosifs #even reading it in my mind is giving me second hand embarrassment

[daytonwentupinflames]

--

#brosifs #this might seem really out of place because I'm reblogging a bunch of stuff rn but I need to tell you what I went through yesterday #so I play varsity basketball #yesterday I was playing against a well known team from central ny #basically there was 2 minutes left in the game and my team was winning by one #and my team never wins #so I'm going with the motions or whatever and I get fouled #so I was hella nervous at the free throw line #but the other team was dirty as hell #one of the girls kept screaming in my fucking face as I was shooting #I got shooter #and I was actually so pissed so naturally I rolled my eyes and made the shot #my second shot and and she did it again and I was like bitch #I made next one and then in a couple second I'm fouled again #and the girl's screaming in my face again and I made another shot #we won by 4 #and once the game was over there was a lot of people talking to me #that was the most attention I've gotten in a while and it was scary #people were telling me that I looked really annoyed at that girl and I fucking was #ight ight bye #sorry this was really random but whatever #I havent been here in a while let me live

[lover-of-skellies]

Are you kidding brosif?? You write so well! Like- xjsbsbs

I don't know whether to respond like this

Or like this

[keysmashing here] in any case though, I am really happy that you like my writing, so thanks a bunch for that!

#a-very-tired-raven #asks

[undercoverwizardfanfiction]

12 days of Flash fics! Day 10 Robobro

Summary: 12 flash fics that have nothing to do with the holidays but i thought would be fun to post one day at a time during the holidayyyssss (softly) aaaaaahhhhhh!

for: @thehandleisjammed

Characters: Donnie and Shelldon

pairings: ok i got a bad stomach ache today so just be nice and don’t ship my fic k?

“Brooo this is your reminder to eat lunch for today.”

Truth be told Donnie had programmed Shelldon to alert him when to eat. “Um, put a snooze on it to remind me later,” he says waving his hand at the hovering robot before returning to the motherboard, taking up his screwdriver.

“You have already snoozed me twenty five times in the past four hours dude. If you don’t want me to keep reminding you then just turn off the alarm.”

“I’m trying to incorporate a healthy work schedule, per Leo’s request.” It had seemed like a good idea at the time, but he hadn’t taken his own stubborn nature into consideration. But his thoughts turn back to his project, crossing his arms as he studies the circuit board. There was a lot of energy being wasted in the beginning of the circuit. If he could just find a way around it-

For a moment he thought the ground was so cold that he was finally losing sensation in his feet, but after a few seconds he realizes he is, in fact, hovering in the air. It takes a moment longer to realize that Sheldon has him by the back of his hood. Normally he’d spazz and flail his arms around in a unorganized attempt to free himself but now-

Actually.

That’s exactly what he is doing.

“SHELLDON LET ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!!” Donnie flails his arms and legs around stupidly as Shelldon carries him out of his room. “I am not a child I do not need to be reminded when to eat-” he reaches up to grab at the emergency off switch when he feels one of Shelldon’s rotors smack at his hand. “Ow!” He held his bruised hand to his chest. “That’s just rude-“

“Sorry brosif, just doing what I’m told” he says.

The grip on Don’s hood disappears and Donnie finds himself falling on a kitchen chair, glaring up at Shelldon. “Ok I’m here now happy?!”

“Nope, according to your caloric intake you skipped breakfast as well. As part of your ‘why the hell did I let you convince me to make a self care app’.”

Donnie sighs, taking off his glasses and sliding back into his seat. As much as he wanted to argue, he could feel a ‘please feed me’ headache coming on that made him sigh again, “Ok ok you win. What do you recommend?”

“A vegetarian burrito with a cup of flavorless juice.”

“That-“ Donnie’s stomach grumbles, ”...actually sounds pretty good,“ he says as he stands up, “Thanks Shelldon.”

“No problem! If you kept putting off eating too much longer I was going to input the ‘Donnie 2.0’ procedure.”

“I-” Don blinks, “Do I want to know what that is?”

“Naaaah don’t worry about it, bro.”

#rottmnt #rottmnt fanfiction #donnie #shellldon #flash fic #Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #overworked #again #wait that’s just the same fic twice #leave me alone i wrote 14 fics in one day :c #fanfiction

[nneefa]

Ch. 5

So, we're getting some backstory on Orihime, and her parents were abusive pos. They hit their children if they made noise until they stopped? That's f'cked up to the highest degree! Her brother did right to take her away from that madhouse! They would've killed them! [[MORE]]

Dude possessive af! It's great that you lived for her, but she doesn't belong to you brosif! TELL 🙏🏽 HIM 🙏🏽 ICHIGO! INOUE 🙏🏽 IS 🙏🏽 INOUE! SHE'S BELONGS TO HERSELF! Bruh, Orihime literally just confessed in front of her brother that she wanted him to hear about the people she liked, and you see Ichigo's face in the next panel right tf after that, which is EXACTLY how it was in the pilot! Like, okay, maybe IchiHime didn't get the development folks THINK it should've got, but that shit right there is a dead gd ringer that this was the intended endgame. But I digress! Orihime, your self-sacrificing right here is giving me bad juju.

😭 I feel so bad for her! This would traumatize anyone! She got her hairpins from her brother, but after his death, she wears them everyday! And she blames herself for his death, because she fought with him the day he died and hadn't spoke a single word to him before the event! Orihime! (Also, Ichigo knew about the hairpins! Tf! My man NOTICES SHIT ABOUT ORIHIME!)

I'm glad her brother - they don't give a name - gets to go to Soul Society! That's great that he regained himself and managed to say a few words to his sister before he moved on! Great first 5 chapters Kubo! This was an emotional roller coaster for sure!

#neefa talks #at last neefa reads bleach #i'm tired now #i won't be reviewing each chapter individually but i may just keep reviewing in gener #general* #bleach is gs 👌🏽

[blue-matches-my-eyes-you-prick]

Really like these two. Pur belongs to @brosif40 and the forest entity belongs to the swamp/forest/wilderness outside of brosif's house.

#mine #my art but not my ocs #needed ne a very intense distraction and this was perfect ❤️ #i stg if tunglr messes up the quality of this i will fight

[brosif40]

I hope every little thing that embarrasses me has a very dies and explodes forever andd never exists again

#THE TINIEST THINGS!!! THAT DONT EVEN MATTER!!! #aw shitt i got a word wrong/assumed a ship name thing wrong/did fuckall!! idk my brain likes to torture me with bs 😭 #im fine but dear god is it annoying to be embarrassed about something that NO ONE else will remember but me #shaking my brain* YOU CAN DROP IT NOW ITS BEEN MONTHS! ITS OK!!!!!!!! NO ONE GIVES A SHIT SO I SHOULDN'T EITHER #anyways #brosif rambles #explodes #pretty sure my anxiety amplifies it YAY

[zombunnys]

brosif you should speedrun all the ladies in dbd. the huntress pic you drew if frickin ebic

I ACTSHAULLY... WANNAN DO THAT...

but like with effort... i want to do something stylistic... also i love Woamen 

[athena1138]

Yo the phantom is literally such a fucking drama queen. Like brosif. Only 1/3 of your face is fucked up. Y'aint gotta hide down in the fuckin aquaducts like a fuckin goblin for 1/3 your face

[spacexmagicxandxsheepxbleats]

So this is/was a thing.

//: Walked away to finish cleaning the kitchen and prepare dinner, I have notifications enabled on my phone and it dings every time someone pings me, whether its Tumblr, Snapchat, Instagram etc and I have headphones in so I can listen to my music as loud as I want...

Anyway...

I kept getting ping after ping, to the point I just, took my headphones off and set my phone aside because it pauses my music every time.

Didn’t think a whole lot on it, one of my friends is pretty ill so she snaps me in spurts, no biggy its likely her just, letting off steam or wants someone to talk to.

Once I was finally able to actually L O O K at my screen I had a stack of 20+ notifications from Tumblr alone (my friend snapped to react to Muninn’s cursed image). Thought, sweet, some things to look into and what not! Nah.... Nothing for me to do per-say other than laugh at how ridiculously hilarious all these are...

Except the last one...

You don’t call a bitch’s cat ugly....that’s unacceptable and fucking rude as all hell. Muninn’s a precious baby and has done nothing to you.. Come to think of it, I did nothing to you other than be here...?

Like, are people that board that they go through and bomb this kind of stuff to people? Are original characters really that hated? Like...what? Brosif, if you don’t want to interact with me, cool, don’t really care...I bother you b/c I’m an oc? Sweet, I’ll add it to my repertoire of skills I guess? Like, who tf hurt you so bad you gotta be such a wretch to a random stranger?

If your that butt hurt over original characters I have some advice for you: Power down your computer, wrap the cord around its closed casing, drive down the nearest interstate as fast as you dare (hope you get pulled over btw) and whip that thing out the window.... give it the ol’ yeet to the open air and let gravity do the rest.

Just, idk, let that shit go dude... mind your own damn business and rather than being a fuckin’ coward hiding behind Annons pop in my pm’s and say it out to my face.... I really can not care any less if people don’t wanna interact with me, its not the end of the world if cannons don’t want anything to do with me. Don’t want me on your dash? Then unfollow me or idk block me? Like an adult?

*Pictures don’t enlarge I guess...? Suffice to say they’re twenty something posts telling me to delete my blog, no one wants me around, I’m trash, Muninn’s ugly, I’m ugly irl I guess? My contents garbage.. they were blocked/reported...

#I'm just a raccoon #maybe I am trash but I'm not a fucking coward #trash Q U E E N #I will WEAR THIS CROWN! #The dumpster is my fuckin KINGDOM

[airbuddy]

galacticfunerals said: I started thinking ab0ut this and n0w i've g0t a panache. I think y0u and Dirk 'demiurgial' English sh0uld have a chat. It w0uld be fun f0r the b0th 0f y0u.

Nothin’ like a good ol’ stretch for the noggin to get your juices pumping, eh? You can hear it in your ears now, can’t you? The pulse of your life. It’s not a thing-- not really. It’s a concept. You’re not hearing blood, are you? You’re hearing existence. You’ve felt this before, at times when you’ve questioned yourself, questioned every part of you that simply *is*. It’s always the same-- the slow, deep beat that you can’t quite place. I’ve got a name for it. It’s the beat of life, brosif. You’re hearing all of it. You’re feeling everything there is to feel, and it’s music. It’s something that flows and keeps you moving, and every hears a different style, a different tune. We’re all marching on, and we’re just rocking out along the way.

#Anyway. Dirk tagged me in a gun post so I despise him now. #galacticfunerals

[hammerofthor-mcga]

The Dark Prophecy thoughts

first off, Festus burning that flag in the first sentence is a mood.

LEO AND CALYPSO

I know we're all shook bc of Leo's real name but doesn't having someone jab their thumbs into your kidney hurt¿¿

Calypso trying out different styles bc she doesn't have magic is so badass and persistent, I love it

Jo and Emmie are just a badass pair of moms who want their daughter back (and get her back)

I kid you not the memory of Apollo feeding Commodus grapes is cute as fuck guys.

Leo and Calypso want to have a normal high school life together at the way station.

I repeat, THEY WANT A NORMAL HIGH SCHOOOL LIFE IN INDIANAPOLIS

I swear Rick wants all his demigod babes to have normal lives so bad, like damn, who would have thought he would make all of them have a normal life

Leo calls Thalia, T.

Leo saying ese has me sHOOK for days yall.

Like fuck

Leo speaking Spanish in general

Oh would you look at that a Hunter named Hunter

Peaches needs time to think guys :((((

Leo and Meg are becoming friends guys :)))))

I want their friendship so bad

CHIA GIRL

Meg is bae and a powerful bae at that

Meg wants Apollo to teach her team piano and I'm here for it

I teared up when Apollo had to strangle him to death...it was really sad but had to be done :(

Apollo crying when remembering what he did to Commodus and wondering how many he has betrayed has me sad

That son of Apollo is just salty af like take a chill pill brosif

Literally Apollo volunteered his life to save Meg

Apollo.

Think about it.

In the next 3 books Apollo will have more character development guys

He'll understand demigods more and possibly be more considerate of demigods and mortals

Even in this book he was the same egotistical and dramatic Apollo, but every now we and then he'd realize the danger of the situation and feel the pain of not being able to do something. He's thinking like a true human even with the persons of a god like Apollo

I'm revving and ready for this character development Rick

ALSO

JAMIE (Olujime) IS NIGERIAN

LET IT BE KNOWN

RICK PUT SOMEONE WHO NOT ONLY IS FROM THE SAME COUNTRY AS ME BUT ALSO FROM THE SAME PLACE WITHIN THAT SAID COUNTRY.

NEVER IN MY YEARS OF LIVING ON THIS PLANET HAVE I EVER READ ABOUT A CHARACTER FROM THE SAME PLACE AS ME

What a time to be alive

Thanks Rick Riordan :)))))))))))

#apollo #meg #leo valdez #calypso #the dark prophecy #trials of apollo #thoughts #things i wanted to share #thalia grace #rick riordan #riordanverse #the babe leo speaking spanish #im ready for the spring of 2018 (no im not)