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a-titty-ninja · 5 months
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you've seen her with cute noodle arms
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now get ready for
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whatever the FUCK this is.
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tangerinequeen19 · 8 months
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🙂 >> 😲 >> 😱 (x) (gif)
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theloveinc · 8 months
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i hope i'm not just a blog persona to you but the neighbor you imagine calling to babysit when you and your fave wanna fuck <3
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elvislefilm · 3 months
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Should I give up? (Or should I just keep chasing gay men)
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dogkin · 2 years
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me: do I really love this person? my brain: you spend hours every day with them n enjoy their time and crave for more of their time when they’re asleep. Yes.
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bethecrayon · 2 years
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Had a dream about a tumblr style wedding (not mine) and the rsvp was "are you forever alone or did you convince a loved one to come with you?"
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bulbabutt · 2 months
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i think its weird that arcee is like. a core member of transformers groups now, cuz it makes her stick out like a sore thumb being the token girl when at the time she wasnt exactly supposed to be? she was part of the second generation of characters (even though I know the movie was being made first)
like it seems like modern stuff tries to do this with her
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which just shows off how much that design doesnt fit and comes off like it was made to be "i am THE girl. you need no more girls we have made the one girl”
but when she was actually designed to match the movie crew, a bunch of more futuristic (the far off year of 2005) cybertronian vehicle transformers with her rounded shapes and pastel colours and she isnt even the only pink one because hot rod is also pink, albeit a much darker pink
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(leaving ultra magnus out cuz he was designed to be a brick holding optimus doesnt count)
the point like yeah shes still the only girl but its less egregious when you look at what she was actually supposed to match. i dont think shes designed perfectly but i think its weird that because shes the most recognizable girl transformer she has to be pulled away from her crew and forced into a group she doesnt share the design philosophy of (let alone for her character its sad like... are those not her friends? she’s not allowed to hang out with her own friends anymore cuz she’s the only girl who’s marketable? sad)
it’s extra weird when you realize there’s this crew who were the original girl transformers shown on screen
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they’re not perfect either but I like that they have the same busy more squared off shapes and more strong colours, and I just think if they got added in arcees place you could have a less skewed view gender binary for the robots
there’s also the part where it would be cool to have more than one girl in a group, but again arcee with her iconic leia space buns head fits in aesthetically better with the movie crew
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motherfuckingbrad · 8 months
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obsessed with the way troy looks at the camera when abed is behind it
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abusedapricots · 2 years
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witchmd13 · 6 months
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sandboxer · 4 months
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the evolution of Phoenix and Edgeworth’s friendship after Phoenix becomes an attorney is so interesting to me. at the highest level, they go from one-sided-enemies to close friends. but there’s a really complicated point that spans the end of AA1 through Edgeworth’s return in JfA where they’re in this complicated limbo of not-strangers, not-enemies, not-entirely-friends. there’s clearly an immense amount of mutual respect and admiration between them, but I almost think that one was one of the largest barriers to their friendship. through Farewell My Turnabout, their relationship is almost entirely based on their careers, and there’s something almost sacred/untouchable (and, philosophically, Platonic) about their commitment to pursuing justice together. their early friendship is entirely defined by their agreement to push each other in court in order to bring about goodness.
and a relationship built entirely on Virtue and Justice is clearly admirable—but how does that translate into casual friendship? do you laud righteousness in the courtroom and then go get big macs together? I think both of them would almost see that as a degradation of the thing they’d built together. they both revere their relationship. 
and that righteous (but ultimately untenable) relationship satisfies their desire for closeness for a while. it satisfies until Edgeworth dies and Maya is kidnapped, and the dam breaks, and Phoenix needs to rely on Edgeworth as Edgeworth has relied on him. turning that friendship into something that includes emotions and flaws and even casualness must have been terrifying for both of them. but it was necessary in order to change their relationship from one where Phoenix and Edgeworth push each other to their limits in the courtroom to reach a just verdict to one where Edgeworth can relax and enjoy himself at Phoenix’s daughter’s magic shows.
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What if I... hahahaha... but what if I hired you 🥺🥺 and you were my employee 📊📊 for years, and you discover you are a manager killer 🔪🔪🔪 by lineage and by birthright and you killed 😜😜 a bunch of high level people from other companies to protect ours 💼💼 .... so I promote you to bodyguard 🕴🏼🕴🏼and we end up fighting 💢💢 in my bedroom and you almost kill me, hahaha ... so I propose invite you on a business trip ✈️✈️ to my homeland 😳😳 and finally offer the promotion 😅😅 you've been waiting for by the end of it hahahha... but you stand me up 😡😡and go to London with one of my other coworker instead,😤😤... and by the time I come back you threaten to quit 🥺🥺 ... what if to stop you I make you my best man 👯👯 at the wedding I don't even have a bride for 👰🏽 lol.. and then turn my bride into a clone of your boyfriend💑 .... so you decide to betray me 😤😡🔪 by going to another company to become a half manager behind my back🤯🤯 ...and when I finally discover it I have to kill you😞😡😓 but end up meeting your mom💖💖 and forgiving you instead😤😓.... Then I give you the final push so you can get a full promotion🩸🩸, (and we can ✨be coworkers✨ even though I know you're not ready🙈🙈) ...and when you finally realize that you're not cutout for authority😭😭😭 I create a whole ritual so you can get demoted and kill the 🤢🤮🤢"""CEO"" 🤮🤢🤮 of the other company to make you happy🥰🥰.... what if we did that 😜😜... a hahahaha... 😂😂just kidding ... unless...👀👀👀??
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connorsbonez · 8 months
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Stalkers and Cryptids: A Mild Case
Wes, crossing his arms: I don’t have an obsession with Tim. I don’t know where you got that assumption but it’s wrong, why would I obsess over another human being? That’s just weird really. I mean sure he’s smart and has this way when it comes to combing through information and finding a solution, and he’s pretty along with being super dedicated to things, and sure I know he’s Red Robin, but that’s no reason to accu—
Danny, dumping out an entire bag filled with Polaroids of Tim as his civilian self and as Red Robin: 🤨
Wes, sweating: He’s very photogenic okay? I couldn’t pass an opportunity like that.
Danny, picking up various degrees of blurry pictures or just pictures of Tim/Red Robin in a very non-photogenic way: 🤨🕶️👌
Wes: ….So I have a mild interest in Tim.
Danny: Mild?
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ohmyrashi · 9 months
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that state of sheer desperation ppl reach where they’re so, so far past the point of full and just barely hanging on by a thread to the point that they can’t risk another step forward
they’ve had so much to drink and waited so long, and the sensation in their bladder has grown from a tickling pressure to a nagging fullness to a thundering demand to be emptied that they can’t ignore a second longer
their bladder heavy and taut inside of them, swollen to the absolute limit of its capacity, like an overfilled water balloon stretched so tight to contain all that liquid that the slightest jostle might make it burst
their legs locked together and their teeth gritted and their eyes squeezed shut as their body teeters on the edge of letting everything come flooding out whether they like it or not
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bluelokk · 1 month
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the-way-astray · 7 months
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thinking about the fact that in a handful of years, people will be able to read the entire kotlc series from start to finish without having to wait years before the next book comes out.
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