#longandtheshortofit

[eric-sadahire]

I am a friend to all cats.

Yes, even the mean ones.

They have their reasons.

#cats #friends #mean cats #theyhavetheirreasons #humor #longandtheshortofit #artoftheday #flomm #kunst #artwork #flommist #beercoaster #lowbrowart #outsiderart #painting #beermat

[oliviasolero]

The #longandtheshortofit #shadows #selfies #sf (at Bernal Heights Park)

#longandtheshortofit #sf #shadows #selfies

[eric-sadahire]

One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, "it's going to rain." His wife asked, "how do you know?"

"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

#Viking #rudolph the red nosed reindeer #badpuns #longandtheshortofit #obviously #humor #irony #artoftheday #flomm #kunst #artwork #flommist #beercoaster #lowbrowart #outsiderart #painting #beermat

[eric-sadahire]

You finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he's like "oh darling, I thought you'd never ask" and proceeds to bite you on the neck and turn you into another Catholic Priest.

#catholicpriest #theprocess #neckbiting #conspiracy #newblood #longandtheshortofit #vampires #attraction #conversion #humor #irony #acrylic #dailyartwork #artoftheday #flomm #kunst #artwork #flommist #beercoaster #lowbrowart #outsiderart #painting #beermat #across the spiderverse

[eric-sadahire]

When you realize the letter "d" is just the letter "a" with a boner.

#fonts #fontstyle #typeface #withaboner #badpuns #letters #humor #obviously #longandtheshortofit #soundslegit #BQQBS #acrylic #dailyartwork #artoftheday #flomm #kunst #artwork #flommist #beercoaster #lowbrowart #outsiderart #painting #beermat

[eric-sadahire]

Before coffee: I hate everyone.

After coffee: I feel good about hating everyone.

#coffee #ihateeveryone #beforecoffee #morningritual #ifeelgood #magic beans #happyjuice #longandtheshortofit #acrylic #dailyartwork #humor #irony #artoftheday #flomm #kunst #artwork #flommist #beercoaster #lowbrowart #outsiderart #painting #beermat

[eric-sadahire]

She let me hit it... because I care for all creatures in the forest great and small

#sheletmehitit #becauseicare #allcreatures #greatandsmall #therizz #funfacts #SteveIrwinstyle #onbehalf #waterspirit #longandtheshortofit #acrylic #dailyartwork #artoftheday #flommist #beercoaster #lowbrowart #artwork #outsiderart #kunst #flomm #painting #beermat #across the spiderverse

[eric-sadahire]

I went to the kindhearted and pretty factory, and everyone knew you.

#factoryoutlet #compliment #pretty #kindhearted #everyoneknewyou #askedforyourautograph #blueprint #facts #obviously #longandtheshortofit #allinone #acrylic #dailyartwork #artoftheday #flomm #kunst #artwork #flommist #beercoaster #lowbrowart #outsiderart #painting #beermat #across the spiderverse

[eric-sadahire]

Taking mushrooms and going to Walmart

#happy holidays #longandtheshortofit #feelingit #trippinghard #getagrip #humor #goals #gettingmykicks

[eric-sadahire]

Everything's a sign if you're delusional enough

#signs #questioneverything #delusional #monkey #obviously #longandtheshortofit #isthisasign #feelingconnected #overthinking #manifestation #yeahiknow #acrylic #dailyartwork #flomm #kunst #artwork #flommist #outsiderart #painting #beercoaster #artoftheday #lowbrowart #beermat #turnsout

[eric-sadahire]

I discovered I have a logic fetish...

and now I can't stop coming to conclusions.

#bestsexever #logicfetish #comingtoconclusions #badpuns #conclusions #irony #humor #deduction #quantummechanics #longandtheshortofit #cantstop #acrylic #dailyartwork #artwork #flommist #beercoaster #flomm #kunst #lowbrowart #outsiderart #artoftheday #painting #beermat #across the spiderverse

[eric-sadahire]

I'm addicted to approaching street cats and telling them...

"Me and you, we're not so different."

#identity #streetcats #myaddiction #notsodifferent #practically twins #truth #culturalheritage #theeandthou #legend #feral #strays #longandtheshortofit #acrylic #dailyartwork #kunst #artwork #flommist #outsiderart #lowbrowart #beercoaster #artoftheday #flomm #painting #beermat

[eric-sadahire]

In dog beers I've only had one

#dogbeers #badpuns #dogyears #boozehound #dothemath #turnsout #onlyhadone #rufftime #longandtheshortofit #tryingtofindatree #acrylic #dailyartwork #flomm #artwork #flommist #beercoaster #lowbrowart #kunst #artoftheday #outsiderart #painting #beermat #perspective