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chialebeauf · 1 year
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Dispatch from Absurdist France
Just so you know we're still living in our own weird Kafka/Ionesco fusion timeline.
Macron's a pompous authoritarian dick and we hate him, so the good people of France started a little informal competition amongst ourselves to see which city or town can fuck his redemption tour of public appearances the most. Besides the usual booing, heckling (shoutout to the two old guys that called him a butthole to his face and called his government corrupt while shaking his hand on live TV yesterday, dudes rock!) etc, we've seen a revival of the ancestral tradition of the casserolade/cacerolazo. Which is basically bringing pots and pans and banging on them to make as much noise as you can to drown out government bullshit, thanks to our Latin brothers and sisters for keeping that one warm for us.
Since he's also very sensitive and his minions the préfets -kinda like a local police chief+mini-governor thing- are very attentive to his feelings, they're taking Measures. This morning he went on a visit in the beautiful, beautiful Languedoc backcountry, my only true love, and the local préfet wasn't about to be outdone in fascist shit by his colleagues.
He invaded the small town of Ganges (4000 souls) with 600 riot cops, not a typo, and illegally used an anti-terror law to forbid the carrying of various things in the municipality, including "portable sound devices".
WHICH, Y'ALL, APPARENTLY INCLUDES FUCKING POTS AND PANS!
Irony and parody are dead, here's the video of popo opening people's bags and seizing saucepans. Also they got manhandeld by a buch of dads with an average of around 0,64 baldspots per scalp and then threw CS gas from 5m away while being downwind.
To top it off, the word for saucepan (casserole) is actually slang for a political scandal, which Macron and his gov are full of (2 or 3 ministers in exercice and his Chief of Staff currently under indictement and 4 or 5 former ones still under indictment or convicted, I lost count)
All of that happened before noon.
I'm done with this clown state, I'll start an Occitan independentist guerilla, this is too stupid.
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I was scrolling tiktok the other day, as I do when I want to turn my brain off for a bit, and the hands down most deranged thing came across my fyp. Words cannot describe but don't worry, I got screenshots
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What the ever loving fuck was that?
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mel-rhodes-place · 2 months
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Navalny's Widow Addresses EU Lawmakers
Yulia Navalnaya has vowed to continue her husband’s work to fight for a “free Russia,” Credit: EPA In the days following her husband Alexei Navalny’s death in a Russian prison colony on 16 February, Yulia Navalnaya has picked up his mantle as a prominent critic of President Vladimir Putin.  Speaking to European lawmakers and students from across the continent in Strasbourg, Ms. Navalnaya called…
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jloisse · 7 days
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oodlenoodleroodle · 10 months
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Macron is such a piece of shit. -_- "the youth's are rioting because they play violent videogames" PEOPLE ARE RIOTING BECAUSE A COP SHOT A TEENAGER IN THE HEAD YOU ABSOLUTE GARBAGE SHIT AHDJEJAGAHDJDJE
To the protestors: keep going you're doing great
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geeai · 1 month
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btw fyi one of the biggest french far right parties (rassemblement national) was indebted until recently to russian banks, considering the last elections were mostly picking between far right pricks and centrist tools, I wouldn't be surprised at fake news to sway the masses lol
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stephanemortimore · 2 months
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Le IVème Reich, l’avènement.
Inspiré du fascisme de Mussolini, plein de la mégalomanie et des fantasmes d’un Hitler, le nazisme est une sorte de révolution conservatrice avec un ADN raciste. Et si les juifs sont la principale cible d’un antisémitisme d’état, leur élimination systématique ne fut pas la première idée engagée à ce sujet mais l’expulsion vers un état choisi arbitrairement. C’est ce que l’extrême-droite moderne…
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ifreakingloveroyals · 2 months
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5 June 2019 | President of the United States, Donald Trump and First Lady of the United States, Melania Trump stand next to President of the France, Emmanuel Macron, British Prime Minister, Theresa May, Prince Charles, Prince of Wales and Queen Elizabeth II as they attend the D-Day Commemorations in Portsmouth, England. The political heads of 16 countries involved in World War II joined Her Majesty, The Queen on the UK south coast for a service to commemorate the 75th anniversary of D-Day. Overnight it was announced that all 16 had signed a historic proclamation of peace to ensure the horrors of the Second World War are never repeated. The text has been agreed by Australia, Belgium, Canada, Czech Republic, Denmark, France, Germany, Greece, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Norway, New Zealand, Poland, Slovakia, the United Kingdom and the United States of America. (c) Dan Kitwood/Getty Images
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France First Lady, Brigitte Macron and USA First Lady Melania Trump.
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And to celebrate the future state visit to the US in December, let’s bring back Manu in a tuxedo from state dinner in 2018.
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A former Hillary Clinton aide heavily implied that former President Donald Trump had dirt on the French president and that it could be useful to Russian President Vladimir Putin, Fox News reported.
Jennifer Palmieri, who was the director of communications for Clinton's 2016 presidential campaign, did not mention Trump or Putin by name.
But a tweet, shared on Friday night, suggested that information on French President Emmanuel Macron, which was found during the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago, could be maliciously used by a world leader.
"Racking my brain here," Palmieri tweeted. "Which world leader would find Kompromat on Macron valuable?"
The hypothetical question appears to be referring to Putin. Palmieri did not immediately respond to Insider's request for clarification.
During the raid on Mar-a-Lago, Trump's Florida home, the FBI found four sets of top-secret documents and seven sets of classified information, per a list of items seized and unsealed by a federal magistrate on Friday.
Among the items seized was "info re: President of France." It is not immediately clear why Trump had this file at Mar-a-Lago or what was included in the file.
Palmieri, in her tweet, appears to suggest that the information is "kompromat" —embarrassing or damaging information that can be used to blackmail or discredit public figures. There is not currently enough information on the seized file to prove or disprove this.
ABC News has noted, however, that Russia has a long history of employing "kompromat."
And Macron, who initially tried to engage in diplomacy with Russia amid the invasion of Ukraine, is reportedly now in Putin's bad books, per RFI. A Kremlin spokesperson told the news agency that France is now considered an "unfriendly" country and Macron and Putin have not spoken via telephone for two months.
Palmieri, in 2017, has previously accused Trump allies of "collusion" with Russia and described the former President as having a "pro-Putin bent."
Special counsel Robert Mueller's 2019 Russia probe report, submitted after Palmieri's claims, did not find sufficient evidence to charge anyone from the Trump campaign with illegally conspiring or coordinating with the Russian government.
Palmieri served as White House Director of Communications from 2013 to 2015.
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elinaline · 2 years
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pressnewsagencyllc · 4 days
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Britain sends a message to Trump: NATO is worth investing in
One senior European diplomat said “we are trying to engage as many Republicans as possible and people around” Trump to try and win his ear, but that “it’s very difficult.” Some U.K. government officials believe Britain is uniquely placed among European nations to bend Trump’s ear. The ex-president has shown himself to be something of an Anglophile and has frequently expressed his admiration for…
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albannikolaiherbst · 2 months
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Heute in der NZZ: "Die Europäer müssen sich ernsthaft mit der strategischen Autonomie befassen. Dies war ein Satz, den Präsident Macron vor einiger Zeit zu verwenden begann. Aber er ist noch weit davon entfernt, verwirklicht zu werden."
Das gesamte Interview → dort. Zweitens bin ich sicher, dass die Ukraine mit Trump als Präsident verloren wäre. Vielleicht ist das bereits der Fall, weil die Gelder aufgrund der Opposition im Repräsentantenhaus eingestellt wurden. Meiner Meinung nach wäre es eine Katastrophe, wenn die Ukraine ihren Krieg gegen Russland verlieren würde. Das würde zu einer völlig neuen Sicherheitslage in Europa…
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haute-lifestyle-com · 2 months
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President Biden, along with French President Emmanuel Macron, Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, German Chancellor Olaf Scholz and British Prime Minster Rishi Sunak have denounced Russian President Vladimir Putin over the murder of Russian Opposition leader Alexei Navalny
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