#mdzs characters as famous tumblr memes

[lilapplesheadcannons]

Lan Qiren: Wangji, I will be busy this evening with a discussion conference. You'll have to go to bed without your bedtime guqin music.

4-year-old Lan Wangji: Shufu is...evil? Shufu is unyielding? Shufu is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little qiankun pouch and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in Cloud Recess.

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[catravandece]

🐇 Check-in tag 🐇

Doing this because @joshua-beeking put it out to the universe and I am ~a whore for being known~

1. Why did you choose your url?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rmBqIFeHN8 i was living in montreal at the time so this was extra funny

2. Any side-blogs? If you have them, name them and why you have them.

@pommelfrog is my mxtx sideblog which i started bc i just absolutely couldn’t get over that fucking hilarious dream @deretbeshelar posted abt and had to claim the url

it’s ironic tho bc i actually don’t care so much for frogs? they feel like squishy fragile little water balloons so i always hesitate when handling them but then they leap with the force of a coursing river and scare me :(

3. How long have you been on tumblr?

i started my first blog is 2011 and boy howdy im kinda glad i accidentally deleted it in 2018 bc i went through some Phases i’d very much like to be stricken from all records. im sad abt my merlin tag tho

4. Do you have a queue tag?

lmao i dont have enough followers to care about posting schedules o(*￣▽￣*)o

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?

internet addiction probably (to be fair i dont have the money to socialize outside)

6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

im a slut for making myself on picrew and its pride so i switched to one with a rainbow :3

7. Why did you choose your header?

because the absolute last thing i was expecting from the 1000 Stars finale was for Chief Phupha Viriyanon to be just as clingy and shameless as Tian but it happened and i never recovered

the header photo i always have a hard time choosing bc i want everything to match so i have my sweet noodle ningning bc black matches everything uwu

8. What’s your post with the most notes?

good lord i have like zero real followers but the one time i actually factually shitposted in the modao tag it took off. everyone else apparently also thinks dad!zixuan would have been the most powerful character of mdzs so mxtx had to fridge him

honestly i was just trying to express my desire for a non-time travel related fix it fic 〒▽〒

9. How many mutuals do you have?

8

10. How many followers do you have?

56

11. How many people do you follow?

108? idk how many are dead accounts

12. Have you ever made a shitpost?

my life is a shitpost and i am the meme

13. How often do you use tumblr each day?

pretty often

14. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? Who won?

i made the mistake of trying to engage with an aphobe over yuri on ice once and she made me cry.

i then gave my best friend a heart attack bc i called them and didnt explain right away what happened i just said “i did something dumb”. sorry manda /_ \

15. How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

Guilt-tripping and forcing anyone to do anything is the best way to turn people off a post. I don't approve the method. (Joshua said it best)

16. Do you like tag games?

yes i like tag games. would love to be tagged in them

17. Do you like ask games?

^^^^^^^^^^^^

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

i know for a fact @wifihunters is yall should go check out bestie’s stuff owo its fucking beautiful owo

and HEY FUN STORY. so i was rly into barduil back in 2013-14 and read a bunch of fics by @piyo-13 (hi iza yes u r getting dragged into this <3) then 3 years later and 500 miles away from home guess who i find out is the fiancee of my friend from grad school????? it was the funniest fucking thing i swear to god!!! we decided “i trust u enough to give u my fandom presence” and i was like “hey that username sounds familiar” and SURE ENOUGH asjhsdjkd

the world is a very small place lmao

19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?

nah im way too small for ppl to interact with much and i need that for feelings. i did get a friend crush on someone once before but we weren’t mutuals just both in the same microfandom.

20. Tags?

anyone who ive already tagged above lmao. if u see this and get the urge to be Known pls do it and tag me!!!! i would love to read about u!!!

#it speaks #tag memes #nothing to say in the tags for once just vibin uwu

[lilapplesheadcannons]

"average bedtime for a Lan is 9 pm sharp" factoid actualy just statistical error. average Lan goes to sleep whenever they want. The twin Jades, who were raised by Lan Qiren who wanted at least 2 hours of uninterrupted alonetime from baby nephews before bed, are outliers adn should not have been counted

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[lilapplesheadcannons]

When Gege takes you to see his rich boyfriend, and he is in fine humour, so you are rewarded for being an agreeable young boy.

Bonus: The original

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[lilapplesheadcannons]

Jin Ling, banging the cabinet door over and over and over: Bang Bang Bang

Jin GuangYao: A-Ling, you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

Jin Ling: It is a test of will, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal desire for more puppies. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. Bang bang bang

Jiang Cheng, snapping Zidian: Kssssst!

Jin Ling, throwing himself on the floor like he's been hit: Oh! Oh! I have been assailed in my own home by my own flesh and blood! Have pity! Have mercy! Surely, in the cruel darkness of your heart, there is some affection for your only living relative that might stay your hand! Do not strike this orphan nephew, Jiujiu, I pray you!

Jiang Cheng: I didn't eve-

Jin Ling, after waiting about 3 minutes: Bang bang bang

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[lilapplesheadcannons]

Jin ZiXuan, when Yanli was pursuing him: I don't want to meet you ever in my life, you hussy, you fiend! Stop this at once!

Jin ZiXuan, when Yanli started to avoid him: Where are my kisses from my fiancée? Where are my cuddles and soups that I crave so much? You are a cruel and unjust fiancée and my mother shall hear about it!

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[lilapplesheadcannons]

An absolutely hammered Lan Wangji: Wei Ying love me, for I am but lonely and abandoned! My family cares for me not!

(In the background, Lan Qiren: Hey!!

Lan Xichen: It's ok, uncle. Leave them be.)

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[lilapplesheadcannons]

Jin Ling probably: JiuJiu won't let me endanger my life? JiuJiu threatens to break my leg if I break my arm first? Oh Oh jail for JiuJiu! Jail for JiuJiu for a thousand years!

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[lilapplesheadcannons]

Wei Wuxian: How do you stay in the house all day?

Wen Qing: Because all my stuff is there and I don't like people.

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