#me when opening snacks

[fefposting]

Yo cuando

#utena #revolutionary girl utena #utena tenjou #rgu #watercolor #tenjou utena #best scene in the whole anime #me when opening snacks #yo cuando #cuando yo #yo cuando quiero romper el huevo para revolucionar el mundo #art #oc

[wormshirt]

The Doctor needs one of those classes they give to expecting/hopeful parents but for humans. Get their ass enrolled in a parenting course. And everytime they get a new companion he has to retake the course.

#doctor who #dw #the doctor #inspired by the deleted scene of her just pushing amy out of the tardis doors into space #while amy was having an anxiety attack. YOU CANNOT DO THAT! #they have access to all of time and space the doctor has to be able to find a human parenting/caretaker course #bonus points if he ends up taking one for human children. #imgine youre travelling with the doctor and he leaves and comes back one day and says they enrolled themself in a human management course #and youre like 'oh thank god finally' #and then she just starts bubble wrapping the entire tardis and locking off entire rooms and giving you coloring sheets and stim toys #when you get bored #and starts taking you to like. fucking parks to play with other humans. #and starts carrying like fucking snacks like lunchables and shit everywhere and giving them to you at regular intervals #and you're like 'hey what the fuck.' #and you ask them what the hell they're doing and you find out they were learning to care for human TODDLERS. #and you're like. jesus fucking christ. explains so much. mildly disconcerting how much stayed the same though. #and so obviously you ask 'do you see me as a child?' and the doctor is like. ah. interesting question. #you know what else is interesting. OOOOOOO TELETUBBIES LETS LOOK AT THE TELETUBBIES OOOOOO EDUCATIONAL GAMES OOOO!!!! #LOOK AT THE SMALL HUMAN ON THE SCREEN WHICH PAIR OF SHOES MATCHES THE DRESS??? CHOOSE FAST!!!!!! #this could also open the door for an amazing bit though #where you start doing all of the same things back to the doctor and it works even better on them than it did you. #turn their ass into an ipad kid. they start arguing too much put his ass on minecraft pocket edition. #she just sits there for 1-3 hours. dead silence. you walk over like. 'hey. um. you good.' #no answer. you look ove rher shoulder. she has recreated ancient rome in minecraft in exact replica and is the reigning emperor. #they are roleplaying the roman senate with sheep and villagers. okay. can you please save the world now. please. #this is not to infantilize the doctor. he is old as shit. they are an adult. but by god can they be easily entertained. #not to mention that a key factor of the doctor IS their eternal childishness. #but they ARE a fully grown adult. beyond that even. ancient 'were you alive to see the dinosaurs grandpa?' ass motherfucker. #they are just also a masive loser. who would love minecraft pocket edition and lunchables. probably. who doesn't though. #bangers

[musubiki]

love the idea that for big gift events like limes birthday/christmas/valentines day, lime just has a MASS of gifts from all the girls at school who like him, and then while hes opening them up mochi is RIGHT THERE getting first dibs at the stuff he doesnt want

#sometimes mochi just starts opening shit and going (ooh so cute!!) and hes like (uhhh yeah thanks for asking first sure you can have that) #the occasional moment where someone hands something to him and hes so tired he just passes it straight to mochi without even looking at it #its usually like snacks or something since no one really knows him well enough to buy him something hed actually really like #the RAGE these girls feel when one of them buys him like. a sweatshirt or hat and the next day fucking mochi is wearing it #and when they get mad hes like (What? it was too small for me. plus its mine now so i can do what i want with it) #OR mochi: haha what a coincidence i just bought the same one from [store]!! seems this style is popular!! #and its not beyond reasonable doubt so they just sit there mad #when mochi runs out of snacks but instead of buying more she thinks (ah but limes birthday is soon so that means free snack restock...) #full disclosure he tells all of them REPEATEDLY not to buy him things and warns them what will probably happen #but no one listens as usual #oscar and coco eventually sitting there too like (can i have that--) and he goes (if mochi doesnt want it you guys can have it)

[taibhsearachd]

You think you’re making a good choice getting a smart dog. Oh, he’ll understand human language better, he’ll pick up training faster, etc etc. And all of that may be true.

The problem is that truly smart dogs watch everything. They learn. And the result is that no lock made by god or man can stop them unless it requires thumbs to operate. Our authority over Trinket truly only rests on the fact that he hasn’t figured out a carabiner yet.

#dogs #pets #trinket #I don’t know why I’m surprised #he learned how to pop open his pretty complicated dog crate ages ago #but today he opened a plastic bin where I keep my snacks next to my bed #for when I’m too dizzy to get out of bed you know #it has little locking clasps on either end #but apparently he’s watched me open it enough that he managed to pop one end open #and steal all my goddamn saltines #I’m impressed but also furious #really clever dogs are a curse you bring upon yourself

[thattheater-kid]

My system friend: Oh, we should tell the waiter it’s one of our birthday to get the free dessert! Who volunteers?

Me: Well, it is actually kind of my birthday.

My system friend: It is? That’s right, it is! It should be you because it’s technically your birthday!

My other friend, who knows our legal birthday (in October) and doesn’t know we’re a system: What do you mean, it’s your birthday?

Me: It’s a… complicated story.

#-kenny #this was yesterday #we told that friend it’s an inside joke #literally was the coolest birthday ever #it was opening night #and we did secret buddy for snacks and stuff #and my secret buddy gave me cool beads and made me a bracelet #and my mom got me a doll (she doesn’t even know it was just because) #and my director got me the show shirt from the fall play #the one I couldn’t get when they were being sold #and I went out with my friends to eat after opening night #people who are actually really nice to me #in the end we didn’t say anything #like about my birthday #my parents got a pie though #again they don’t even know #it was just to celebrate opening night #the day kinda sucked for the most part actually #but it was made up for later #best birthday ever #wish my birthdays were always like that one #did system #plural #fictive #fictives #south park fictive

[unopenablebox]

ed cw for safety

how come every time i am hungry but have to wait for a mealtime (e.g. girlfriend is going for a run first) i have to try to rederive the concept of a small immediately available food item, and fail

#i just can't figure out snacks. i don't know. #sweets will make me feel unwell if i am very hungry when i eat them. chips make me feel unwell no matter what. i hate pretzels #it can't be anything perishable because i only need and want a snack every couple of weeks and i throw out most perishable snacks #cheese makes me sick enough i only want to eat it on considered deliberate delicious occasions not bc im desperate #things that need cooking need cooking #at which point i should be cooking the meal. #is there such a thing as a snack with no perishable components that is not sweet or a chip or a pretzel and doesn't have any cheese #i really like food but i like meal food. snacks are confusing and largely unappetizing to me which makes my life SO HARD for NO REASON #i want to just already have pasta. but i can't have pasta until later. so i have to come up with some whole additional food to want? #wearisome. excessive. #box opener

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #cursed image #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #so. #did not have to hobble to the leasing office - they called me first thing in the morning to send the contractor over #contractor looks for like 30 seconds and is like 'yep that thing is completely clogged with dust and a little rusted.' #'also it's 40 years old and to clean it we'd have to remove the whole thing anyway so at that point you might as well replace it.' #so they ran off to leave a proposal for the work with the leasing office #tomorrow is saturday - the leasing office will be open but I'm assuming the contractors will be off unless it's urgent #I'll go irritate them when I get up to see what route we're going with. #(I would like to replace the whole unit - even a cheap one will probably be more energy efficient) #(which helps make up for some of the energy cost) #(since the broken pos has to run all day to get even in the zip code of an acceptable temperature) #(and we're now starting day 5) #but at least my wife picked me up a bunch of snacks and some random little household stuff we'd been meaning to get since we moved #like we ran out of coat hangers #and we know what the problem is now #instead of having the poor on-site general maintenance guys just standing around looking confused #(not their fault they're not highly trained on one specialty machine!) #so like. it is technically an improvement.

[perilegs]

every time i try to do something scary on purpose for my social anxiety the universe decides to add in unexpected situations 😔

#i was supposed to go pick up a package and then i was like. ok wait. ive gotten good at buying something while pickiing a package up. what #if i also buy stamps #bc you have to ask the cashier for those (same as with the package) #and it was just at my cornerstore so it's a safe nonscary environment #well. as not-scary as any store can be. #but. there were a lot of ppl there. which! i thought would be fine bc the line was still relatively short but. what happened was that they #opened another register. #and i was queuing for the reguster that had stamps and handles packages #and i would have loved to stay at the queue. but. only one person went to the queue of the new register. so there were 2 ppl in line before #me. one already had their stuff on the conveyor belt and the other was about to put their stuff there too #and the person who went to the other register only had like 2 things to buy. so. it was me. in line behind 2 people. versus an almost #empty register. so. i had to switch to the free register before the cashier had the time to b like 'there's a free register here!' #bc i don't have a script for hearing that and saying 'no' !!! #so i just. switched over and bought my snacks. leaving the store with no package and no stamps. #bc if i hadnt i would have had to say something i dont have a social script for and probably stumbled on my words and gone red and dizzy #which. not ideal. #and this sucks ass bc all i really needed was one (1) success in a social situation #bc this week has been kicking my ass social anxiety wise #usually when i go and get coffee from a coffeeshop they dont ask me shit and just make my order to regular milk which. ok. i dont have an #allergy or anything. i just think plant alternatives taste better in coffee #but this week. i got asked 'do you want that in regular milk?' and i was not expecting that #so i was like 'yes please 😊' and drank my grossly milky coffee dreaming about what i could have had #and that happened TWICE #after the first time i did think about it and decide i could have said 'do you have oat milk or something' and then the barista #could have either said yes or no and both of those would b easy to answer #but instead of asking if they have oat milk i just said yes. again. #can you guys imagine some people speak without being scared #some people even go to the store without feeling even an ounce of fear. imagine #leevi talks

[ronanlynchbf]

saying "this is unbearable" abt things yet still continuing to bear them. give it up for the human spirit everyone 🙏👆👍💪💪💪❗❗❗

#guy who has given up 999999999 times but has then kept going 1000000000000 times despite it.. #this is abt aforementioned work situations and also new awful work situation. this time i got yelled at by a customer bc i wouldn't leave #when i opened the glass case for them which is like. a showcase with these glass doors that only employees can open with specific keys in #which the more expensive bags & jewelry & watches etc reside and if a customer asks if we can open it so they can view or try on a thing #inside we have to stay by them until they're done looking or trying on and have decided they're gonna take it (or not) because we have had #things stolen so many times here u wouldn't believe. so we're told to stay thus i had to stay till she was finished and she didn't rlly lik #that one i guess.. anyway while i do not give a shit what a random woman thinks of me i am very bad with getting yelled at so. fun times. #still red in the face as i'm typing this. it's fine though i didn't cry 👍 a near thing though but that's also fine i'm gonna go to the #staff toilets and sneak my trusty wired earphones in with me and listen to whale song until i've calmed down #can't wait to get home and eat and shower and get in my sweatpants and drink a beer or possibly some wine and watch attorney woo and then #later this evening play a game on the ps5 with my siblings and eat late-night snacks and drink another beer or possibly some more wine and #forget all about the start of this day <33333 and scroll through tumblr somewhere in between there and also do my duolingo lest i lose my #stupid streak. peace n love on planet earth once i get home <3333 #r.txt

[dollsuguru]

gonna try japanese food for the first time this week :3

#thinking of getting tonkatsu & rice w a side of fried veggie gyoza i hope it tastes good! :D #and then in hopefully a week or two i’ll be going 2 the mall! my bro said to do a preliminary check around the shops/bookstore + #and then a week or two after he said he’d buy me the stuff for my bday :3 YEEHAW #hopefully the stores at the mall have cute clothes otherwise 💔💔💔 pray 4 me #also gonna go to the japanese supermarket! rly wanna try some new food/new snacks/new mangas #i wanna start learning how to wear makeup too AND i should find some nice skincare… thinking thoughts #WHEN IS THAT HMART GONNA OPEN UP THO THEY’VE BEEN SAYING THEY’D OPEN FOR YEARS NOW 😭 #also wanna go to the korean mart so i can get my lifeblood (milkis & banana milk) #personal

[aintmyjewelry]

idk why this mommy vlogger i follow thought it would be a good idea to post a video of the literal fingerprint lock she put on her pantry so her kids would stop going in there for snacks

#she claims they still have snacks and she'll open the pantry when they ask #she just doesnt want them going in there and taking like a whole box of fruit snacks bc of grocery prices #but idk as someone who grew up scared to ask her parents for anything bc she was scared of how they would react #i literally would never have another snack again lmao #my mom put my american girl doll on the top shelf of my closet #and told me to let her know when i wanna play with it so she can get it down for me #i never played with it again bc i was so scared of asking her at the wrong time i was so scared of if she would snap at me #i cant imagine having to ask for a snack

[thepinktorturedpoetsdepartment]

someone who knows she’s stirred up trouble

#i am still trying to process all the information i got when i opened twitter #you’re telling me taylor swift opened for the 1975 covered one their songs and pranced around their weird s@x performance art set #dressed like a snack #and then you’re also #you’re also telling me that harry styles was also just there in the crowd #like that’s real you’re saying this is all real #mckennacore

[lucysweatslove]

Tw for the tags I just need to get this out (ED bullshit related)

#tw ed #I forgot to eat a proper lunch today #it wasn’t intentional exactly but because my day was so weird with gym and errands in the morning #I brought a (gross) matcha + greens protein shake and oat bar for after the gym #but a post workout snack =/= meal #when I got home after errands I wasn’t hungry so didn’t even think about lunch #until I got my perfumes and opened it up and instantly felt so sick #I had to eat a candy for the quick carbs to feel well enough to eat a bagel #but honestly it’s just annoying #like my body has all this actual fat on it but no it has to get SICK when I’m hungry #I know it’s because fats don’t provider energy super fast compared to carbs/glycogen #and I had basically depleted glycogen via workout #but cmon body you have all this energy RIGHT THERE what is the point of making me sick? #true talk tho I wonder if nausea hunger has a protective effect against refeeding syndrome? 🤔 #not that it’s relevant to me now really

[steelycunt]

HI RIDI I LOVE YOU I MISS YOU I THINK I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU LAST NIGHT BUT I CANT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED BUT THIS CAN BE PROOF EVEN IN SLEEP MY SUBCONSCIOUS IS MISSING YOU!!!!!

#HELLO MY DARLING!! what a lovely surprise 2 open my inbox to omg...always a delight when. liv pops in 4 a digital cup of tea... #I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU!! flattered to have. appeared in your dream omg...what form did i take...how are you how have u been #my love TELL ME EVERYTHING!! I AM SETTING OUT SNACKS N GETTING COZY!! I LOVE YOU!! #liv tag #telegram

[poputepi]

of course they're RIGHT about this but have you considered, i am too scared to leave my room 99% of the time

#neet 😔 #literally even walking to the bathroom drains me #when my bf isn't around to make me food and there's no prepackaged snacks i just don't eat because the kitchen is always cold because we lea #ve the door open so the dog can go to the garden #and the garden is unkempt #ill start a new antidepressant soon #maybe ill go outside more then

[rainblescake]

ppl of tumblr i hope youre okay with how annoying of a person im about to become once 8 pm rolls around

#rainbspeaks #me when the youtuber i watched when i was a Child like an actual Child this guy makes roblox videos comes back with something that might be #lore related bc despite being for children he also decided he was going to imply the character he plays is involved with a shady company t #hat has a stake in the Military?????? #i ate that shit up then and ive been snacking on it ever since #and now theyve decided to place a full course meal in front of me but its under one of those fancy domes and i cant open it for like 12 hour #s and I GRAAGGGGGHH I AM SHAKING IN MY BOOTS