#mega leech spoilers

[kalu-luwa]

some self-indulgent incorrect quotes because i’m sad:

featuring @sammo-writes-whatever​‘s lovely oc yumeko amane

cw: lotsa swearing, talks of death, general twst slander, spoilers for chapter 6, ooc but do i care? nah not really

(under the cut for dash length)

Neph, hugging Yume: I've only had Yume-chan for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in Twisted Wonderland and then myself.

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Neph: *addressing people* fuck you

Neph: fuck you

Neph: fuck you

Neph: *addressing Yume* you're cool :D

Neph: *addressing Crowley* and fuck you, i'm out

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Anyone: I may or may not have made Yumeko uncomfortable. How long until Nephtali and kills me?

Grim: ten

Anyone: Ten? Ten what?

Grim: nine

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Yume and Neph: *holding hands and swinging their arms, laughing and softly talking while strolling, general sweet sibling relationship*

Ace and Deuce: *slinging either of them over the other's shoulder like a sack of potatoes, both of them screaming and sprinting past them*

(alternatively: Jade and Floyd? Riddle and Floyd, Rook and any of the beastmen...)

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Yume: Oh no, a cute girl! I can’t talk to her like this!

Yume: Oh, she's going. 

Yume: Oh no! Another cute girl!

Neph: Stop looking in every mirror you see, I don’t want you to have a mental breakdown.

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Yume: I have HRE. Hopeless Romantic Energy.

Neph: Holy Roman Empire.

Grim: Hambu Rg Er

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Yume: As fellow first years and good friends, we always finish each other's-

Adeuce: -homework

Neph: what the fuck

Adeuce, crying: *slides over sheets of paper* please help

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Ace: How does it feel to have the shittiest dorm ever?

Neph: shut up your mother buys you mega bloks instead of legos

Ace, unlocking his Unique Magic: YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK

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Ramshackle Dorm collectively: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

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Rook: j’owo

Rook: tu owos

Rook: il/elle/on owos

Rook: nous owoins

Rook: vous owoez

Rook: ils/elles owoent

Neph: did you just conjugate owo in french

Rook: owoui

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Neph: with all these e-girls and e-boys

Neph: i just want to be e-nough

Cater:

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Neph: i'm not normally a violent person

Neph, gesturing to TWST Chapter 6: but this makes me wanna go smack some people around

Yume: please don't

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Neph: Grim, you ate too many blot crystals and blacked out. I'll ask you a few questions while Yume-chan does first aid.

Grim: *incomprehensible noise of affirmation*

Neph: What's your favourite colour?

Grim, with the confidence of a thousand suns: tuna

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Yume: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Floyd will and won't eat.

Neph: Grass? Yeah.

Yume: Moss? Yeah!

Neph: Leaves? Oh, yeah.

Yume: Shoelaces? Strange, but true!

Neph: Worms? Sometimes...

Yume: Rocks? Usually, no.

Neph: Twigs? Usually.

Yume: Lilia or Jade's cooking? Inconclusive!

Deuce: How... did you test this???

Yume: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.

Deuce: I don't know how to feel about this...

Ace: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT

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Neph: i lived bitch

Overblotters: Wha- you can't be here- you're dead!- I literally saw you die??-

Neph: death is a social construct

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Deuce: Neph isn't answering the phone.

Yume: I'll try!

Ace: Deuce and I have tried 6 times each, what makes you think-

Neph: hello???

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Azul: It’s a white flag and you may as well start waving it-

Neph: THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER

Azul:

The Leech Twins:

Everyone else:

Azul, slightly terrified: Holy shit.

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Neph: I like to think I have a sharp memory. Try naming something I forgot.

Ace: your birthday You left me in a parking lot 3 weeks ago.

Neph: that was on purpose try again

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Neph and Epel, struggling to stand in 1-inch heels: yeah heels aren't for us

Vil, flawlessly walking in 6-inch stilettos: W E A K

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Yume, staring off dramatically into the sunset:

Neph: Yume-chan, are you alright? What’s wrong?

Yume: If you stack two pizzas on top of each other, it’s two pizzas.

Yume, frowning: But if you stack two lasagnas, it’s still one lasagna.

Neph:

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Anyone: If I say 'I love you', will you say it back?

Yume/Neph: Yeah.

Anyone: I love you.

Yume/Neph: It back.

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Yume: What’s it like being tall?

Neph: Is it nice?

Yume: Can you reach the cupboards comfortably?

Malleus, 100% serious: *talking about Lilia* we live in constant fear of the small ones, who will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want

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Grim: Why do the two of you like the rain so much?

Yume: It’s so romantic, and it makes a great white noise for when you’re going to sleep! I like splashing in puddles too, it’s fun and nostalgic.

Neph: i’m trying to get hit by lightning

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Neph: listen here, you little shits

Neph: not you, Yume-chan, you're an angel and we're glad you're here

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Ace: Also, from now on, we’ll be using code names! You can address me as Eagle One.

Ace, to Neph: Been There Done That.

Ace, to Yume: Currently Doing That.

Ace, to Grim: It Happened Once In a Dream.

Ace, to Deuce:

Ace: Eagle Two

Deuce: oh my god

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Ace: L is for the way you look at me

Neph: O is for the only one I see

Yume: V is for very, very extraordinary

Deuce:

Deuce: egg

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*tea-cup Disney rides*

Yume and Neph: *calmly spinning, chatting happily*

Leona, Vil, and Malleus: *spinning faster, heated conversation*

Adeuce: *hurricane spinning, screaming at each other*

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Neph: The average pineapple, peeled and cut, makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes, the most common being 28 or 20 ounces and 46 ounces. Meaning a single pineapple won’t fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can, somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning you can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beautiful.

Yume: How much sleep are you getting?

Neph: not enough

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Neph: I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN

Neph: GUARDIAN OF THE SAND

Yume: Poseidon quivers before them!

Neph, to Octavinelle: FUCK OFF

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alright that’s enough for today goodbye

#please laugh ;; #a comedic attempt was made #twst #twst oc #twisted wonderland #incorrect twisted wonderland quotes #incorrect quotes #some of these are vines #i love them #espi.ritu #nephtali (on a bright cloud of music shall we fly?) #i'm not gonna tag everyone sorry #too lazy #rip

[clonerightsagenda]

dude1818

I really liked Leech. I feel like the last quarter belonged to a different book than the rest, but still enjoyable

Mega spoilers below

I’ll admit because of personal fondness for the ‘nonhuman forced to learn human-ness’ trope I was kinda disappointed that instead of ‘parasite cut off from hivemind has to develop individuality’, which is where I thought we were going, we ended up with the original person returning, but as you said it was still good. I DID raise my eyebrows when I realized what the ventigeau were referring to though.

I am still trying to figure out if the wheatrock is a reference to a substance we have now...

#dude1818 #replies

[incarnateirony]

"I just part of me still can’t believe we are getting deans coming out love story with castiel at the same time as his parents love story - am I dreaming this? No cause this is better than anything I’d dream up"

What? Is it meta or there are some actual spoilers?

rockin roxy is very tired and begging you to tune into the greatest hits we got the stations coming to you live without chuck's corporate mega interference I've been tweeting out the plot and writing it and giving it in videos what else does anybody want from me at this point. Even Jojo's tweeting it out now, fandom's just gonna keep buzzing in its truth denial of white akrida screechy noise of trauma not ready to open that door themselves either, they're going to forget all the past battles that brought us here.

I'm going to let everyone stop asking to be not only hand fed but aggressively argued about and, because everyone here thinks your opinions and personal firewalls dictate reality, start asking what's been the truth the whole time, and I do mean the whole time--for years. Listen past the noise. Season 12 maybe would be a good start.

I can lead a horse to water but I can't make you all drink. On the other hand, there's now a horse in the hospital, i no longer control that horse and I think there was something in the water lmfao

but that said. Seriously. Start asking yourself this before you ask my inbox and throw in a trauma response opinion that might conflict with that Truth. That's the point. Hello Akrida Radio get the fuck out of my inbox.

deadass have ticks and leeches and radio transmission interference rearranging a plot videos from 2 years ago while I tweet out league and persona videos for a year that directly cite the entire show, but you can do it to remixed cool vibes to the green light turning into the eon blue apocalypse of burn my dread and

ROCKIN

ROXY

IS TIRED

stop talking, stop arguing, start listening.

[buggachat]

look, all im saying is..... if adrien WERE a sentimonster..... it wouldn’t make him any less human. especially if you define humanity by feelings/emotion (which is sentimonsters’ whole deal)

#and it's really not possible to compare a sentimonster created to age and grow up and learn and be human for 14 years #to any random sentimonster that existed for like 5 minutes #bugette would be the fairest comparison but even then #ml spoilers #mega leech spoilers #megaleech spoilers

[amimons]

I can’t (no wait I can) believe Gabriel put his son as the face of an anti-environmentally friendly project and lied to him about what he was promoting.

The hurt on Adrien’s face when he found out what the ad he shot was for was devastating. I’m so happy he stood against his father and joined the protest.

#also that ad was extra af #they didnt have to go that hard but they did 😂 #miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #gabriel agreste #ml spoilers #mega leech spoilers #mine

[ancientfangirltrash]

the sewer is the most important character in Miraculous Ladybug tell me I'm wrong

#ml spoilers #miraculous ladybug #ml #mlb #miraculous ladybug spoilers #miraculous season 4 #mega leech #mega leech spoilers #marinette #marinette dupain cheng

[mirrorroad]

@tizzymcwizzy got me to post the meme i made hehee

#sentimonster adrien #mega leech spoilers #miracuous ladybug #ml

[al-liss]

you don’t even know how excited i am for kagami/ryuko in mega leech. she’s definitely one of the more underrated superhero’s her power is soo cool

#ml spoilers #miraculous ladybug #mega leech #mega leech spoilers #kagami tsurugi #ryuko

[buggachat]

megaleech spoiler

did the tiny mayor come out of chat noirs cat ear? like he can take off the tail belt bur the ears are directly connected????

chat noir's cat ears canonically have ear canals now. there is canonically a passageway from his fake leather cat ears to his brain. this is great information to know, very useful, very nice

#ml spoilers #megaleech spoilers #mega leech spoilers #FORGOT TO TAG THIS AT FIRST SORRY #but also this is a great spoiler ig

[lovelessdagger]

Mega leech spoilers without context

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #mlb #ladybug #megaleech #no context spoilers #mega leech #mega leech spoilers #miraculous ladybug spoiler #miraculous ladybug spoilers #ml spoilers