🤣 Morgana, Morgan and Morgause + Merlin and Mordred = dysfunctional villainous family.
funny thing about this scenario is that Starz Merlin is often gone for days or sometimes months at a time and nbd knows where tf he is. Sometimes he visits BBC Merlin in Camelot. Their conversation goes like this:
BBC Merlin: aren't you worried for your arthur?
Starz Merlin: nah. he's fine. he got knights and all.
BBC Merlin: how old is he?
Starz Merlin: dunno...about 17? i think he was 17 when i last saw him 2 months ago.
BBC Merlin: ALONE?!?!?!? and he's YOUNGER THAN ME?!?!?
Starz Merlin: He was helping build the castle with his bros and whatnot
BBC Merlin: HOW ABOUT HIS SAFETY? MAGIC BEASTS?? TREASONOUS ASSASINS?
Starz Merlin (bewildered): He's a grown ass man and can handle himself. Do I look like a damn babysitter? Hell no. I got sht to do. I already got him a library and loyal knights. If he's my king then he better act like it. If he cant keep himself alive then what's the point of putting him there on the throne.
Starz Merlin: wait why are your questions like that? Are you implying that you are with your Arthur 24/7?
BBC Merlin: He won't survive without me if I let him out of my sight. There are always threats to his life,
Starz Merlin: and how old is he?
BBC Merlin: 25
Starz Merlin: (stands up) waste of time talking to you when you cant even do your job right.
BBC Merlin: but...
Starz Merlin: I invite you to dinner with the ladies tho. they'll be thrilled to see you
BBC Merlin: no they wont
Starz Merlin: relax, i'll be there.
.....
Starz Merlin suddenly wakes up in his bed and sees Morgause, Morgan and Morgana at the foot of his bed.
Starz Merlin: hello ladies.
Morgan: now that is how you chain him up! Neat isn't it?
Morgause: in bed?
Morgan: yes my dear.. and then you can take as many body parts of him as you want! like nail clippings!
Morgause: For?
Morgan: for future purposes (winks)
Morgana: (takes notes)
Morgana: hey Morgan, i think it'd be more entertining if he's wet.
Morgan: I like the way you think.
Mordred: so nice of you to let them practice on you
Merlin: (sighs) look no matter how much i warn them about the consquences they wont listen. At least this prison is comfy. They'll be in pain from using sorcery in about 2 hours anyway.
.......
FAMILY DINNER
Starz Merlin: I HAVE BROUGHT A GUEST! (drags BBC Merlin by the arm inside)
BBC Merlin, seeing Morgana: HISSSSSSS
Morgana, seeing Merliin: HISSSSSSSS
Morgause: she's always like that when it comes to that servant boy
Morgan, sauntering up to the Merlins: ISN'T HE ADORABLE (pinches bbc merlin's cheekbones) THESE ARE SO SHARP THEY'RE GONNA CUT ME
Starz Merlin: Don't scare the boy.
BBC Merlin: I'm not a boy, I'M LIKE 22
Morgan and Morgause: That's so deceptively cute.
During dinner BBC Merlin and Morgana are made to sit from across each other.
Merlin and Morgana: grrrrrr grrrr
Morgan: what's with those two?
Morgause: He poisoned her.
Starz Merlin: ...why would he do that?
BBC Merlin, not taking his eyes off morgana: I DIDNT WANT TO.
Morgana: YOU STILL DID grrrgrrrrr
Morgan: oH MY
Mordred (hisses at bbc merlin too): HOW DARE HE
Starz Merlin: (smacks mordred in the head): shut up all of you and eat.
Morgan: I'm bored. Don't you wish we had naked ladies for entertainment?
Starz Merlin (warningly): DON'T
Morgan (smirking): Morgana you must strip
Morgause: (cackling)
BBC Morgana and BBC Merlin: HELL NO!
Mordred: ooh they're in synch
...in the end nbd died at least XD
btw starz merlin and morgana peel and eat apples together all the time <3
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