#milo murphy's law fanfic

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Howdy partners! Today I bring you something special for Valentine's Day: Some great fanart! This one was done by https://twitter.com/marcokunt so give them props for their incredible work!

#milo murphy's law #au #space western #balthazar cavendish #fanfic #space cowboys #vinnie dakota #mml #A New Frontier #New Frontier #Dakavendish #Non Canon #Fanart #valentines day

[comicalben]

This isn't what I would usually post here, but I made a crossover fic with The Ghost and Molly McGee & Milo Murphy's Law

Molly struggles to confess her feelings for Libby while they go on a road trip to Danville, in a crossover with Milo Murphy's Law Pete worked as a city planner in Danville years ago, but quit his job and left in shame after every project ended in disaster, not realizing that the Murphy family caused the disasters in the first place. When Pete finds out that his last city planning project is finally finished, and he's invited to give a speech at the opening ceremony, the family convinces him to go on the road trip to Danville Molly and Libby meet Milo, and whatever can go wrong, does.

#milo murphy's law #the ghost and molly mcgee #molibby #mollibby #mml #fanfic #crossover

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Scary Stories (Zalissa drabble)

requested by meg

"Let's tell scary stories."

"Scary stories?" Melissa asked, "you can't even handle scary realities."

"That's because scary realities are real," Zack said, "Scary stories aren't."

"Really?" Melissa asked, with a mischievous smile, "what about the one about the family who lived in your house before you?"

"What about them?" Zack asked.

"They seemed like a normal family," Melissa said, "normal parents, normal children… but their pet…."

"What was their pet?" Zack stammered.

"It was, a… FISH!" Melissa said, throwing a fish in front of Zack. He screamed and jumped closer to her.

Melissa smiled, "told you you couldn't handle it."

(a/n and tags under the cut)

a/n: this one may or may not be expanded into a longer fic in the future. I know the idea was fall fics, but I'm actually picturing it as something Zack and Melissa do to pass the time in "Look at this Ship." The scary story being about fish was Meg's idea!

taglist: {i don't currently have a zalissa or milo murphy's law taglist, but if you'd like to be added to one, let me know!} 

🍂 fall drabble prompts

#the ol' kazzle drabble #zalissa #milo murphy's law #zack underwood #melissa chase #fanfiction #ff #zalissa fanfiction #kazzy writes #kazzy writes fanfic #otp: this feels like a beginning

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MML AU where King Pistachion is a single dad going on a T/indr date with you and Derek keeps fucking shit up:

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Your legs bounce with anticipation. You tie the 50th knot out of the paper sheath that your straw came in, now noticing how strong it-- oh! Nope, it finally tore. Broken out of your daze now, you take a look around the little sandwich shop that you sit alone in, wondering when your date will show.

Online dating isn't really your thing, due to the countless articles and stories you've sunken time into reading, giving your paranoia a whole 'nother level of paranoia. But it really can't be that bad, right? You are hyper aware or any potential danger, so it all should be fine.

Some minutes pass, and you just got back to your seat with a Pistachio latte. You laugh to yourself, remembering that the guy's screename who you are supposed to meet was... "King Pistachion". He didn't look like your typical human. In fact, dude didn't look human in the slightest. Like some hot sexy monstrous treeman. Hey, there's a first time for everything! You pat your pocket to be sure you brought tweezers-- in case of any splinters.

RING! The door opens after what seemed like an eternity and you are 99% sure that the being who came through is him. I mean, how many men made of wood really live around here... Actually, that's a great question and you'll look into that later.

The tree man swivels his head and squints his eyes as he looks around the room. I lock my eyes onto him, yet remain silent as he surveys the room. I can't help but feel a bit intimidated. Once he turns my way and meets my gaze, I flash a weak smile and wave. He straightens up, nearly missing the ceiling as a huge smile forms across his face. The man comes forward and then I realize just how much taller he is than I. If this date gets far enough... I wonder how THAT will play out? I shake those unwanted thoughts away.

"H-hi, I'm Anon. Um from the uh... The app." God, why are you nervous?

"I know, as soon as those gems glistened my way, they drew me in... Anon~" the man says with smoothness as he kneels down and grabs your hand, his large stick thumb caressing the top of your hand in a seductive way.

Oh God, he is laying it on a little too thick.

"Uh..." You pull your hand away, feeling awkward from the sudden gesture. "Here, let's sit down and maybe talk some first, kinda get to know each other?"

"Ha ha yes, my little berry. Here... Let me--"

"AH!"

Suddenly, you are light on your feet. In fact, you aren't even on your feet anymore! This man had the audacity to pick you up and carry you bridal style to your seat. Sir, this is a Jimmy John's. He pulls out your chair with one hand and gently sits you down, then goes over to his seat and plops down in it. He leans his chin on his clasped hands as he leans forward to give you his undivided attention. What is with this guy? It seems like he is wanting to get to the good part already, like slow down!

"Haha... " You chuckle nervously, not knowing how to react to his chivalrous antics. "So... Is 'King Pistachion' your real name?"

"Yes."

"Really? No really?"

"Well I suppose if I had a human identity, I would go by 'Pcarl'. The 'P' is silent."

His face looks proud of his swift answer to you. The gears in your brain start turning and churning. There's not a single 'P' in 'Carl', what is he... ? Whatever, you won't question his logic for now.

"Okay, Pcarl..." You look the strange man up and down, not really feeling the name. You get the strong feeling that he just made that up on the spot. "Can I call you KP?"

"If that's what your heart desires, little berry~" he purrs out as he flashes a wink in your general direction.

You let out a sigh and try your best to reel the tree man back to square one with you.

"Anyways, KP, tell me a little about yourself. What do you do for fun? What sorta job do you do?"

"Oh you know. Terraforming foreign lands with my bountiful seed to grow my fiersome army of Pistachion soilders so we can rule this dying planet."

A smirk forms on his face as he leans back with his arms crossed.

With a strained poker face, you can only bring yourself to respond with a repeated question.

"... And for work?"

"Terraforming foreign lands with my bountiful seed to grow my fiersome army of Pistachion soilders so we can rule this dying planet."

Hm, so he's pretty much a Line A to Line B guy. You are uncertain whether you should feel threatened or not. Your thoughts get cut off when you hear an adult male voice boom through the restaurant.

"DAAAAAD! DAAAAAD WHERE ARE YOU?"

The whiny voice feels as though it is being focused towards us. KP lets out a grumble, face palming and muttering something under his breath. You can only make out a, "Not now" due to the Ed Sheeran music drowning out miniscule sounds. King Pistachion lifts up a finger to you as though he is motioning you to hold on, stands up and turns to face the door where the voice came from. He inhales as his eyes close and brows furrow, then responds.

"What now, Derek? Daddy's busy with 'business'!" KP holds out his hands towards you. So you are a business matter now? You would feel offended, yet the curiosity of this situation keeps you quiet as you become the onlooker of whatever is about to transpire.

This "Derek" was smaller in size compared to his father, being the size of a human adult male. He kinda had a BioShock thing going on with his fashion, with the top hat and tailcoat combo. He stuck some resemblance to his dad, except for the chiseled features of his face. You would think this guy could be a model or something.

"You said you would be quick and it's been 5 hours already!" Derek says with exasperation.

"Derek, stop being so dramatic. I've only been in here for 10 minutes and was this close you getting you a mommy" KP hisses as he presses his index finger against his thumb to emphasize how close he was to--

"What? I never agreed to anything like-- Is that why you have been so flirtatious from the get-go?" You can't believe that this guy really thought that it would take a mere day of cheesy romantic antics to get someone to just marry him.

"It was going so well, I could see in your eyes that your heart began to call out to me." He turns his head to you and looks a little smug, as though he truly believed this date was going great.

"I don't want a new mom! I'm happy with the one we got at home" Derek stomps his foot to assert his belief.

"Your 'mom' is a heat lamp, that's not a mother. That's a machine that aids. We need the touch and love of a real being, especially for when I'm busy with my plans."

"Her name is 'Laura' and you would know that if you ever came home and spent time with us!"

You are assuming that the heat lamp 's name is Laura. It's a bit hard to follow this conversation, yet you try your best since it involves you in the mix. Derek begins to walk towards the table and stands in front of you, rubbing his chin as he thinks.

"How old are you?" He asks as he narrows his eyes, making sure that you do not lie to him.

"30?"

He huffs as he throws his arms up and spins around to walk away. Derek begins to become as boisterous as he was before.

"Really, Dad? They're not much older from me or your other kids! That's like you're dating my siblings or something!"

"Don't be disgusting, Derek. It's not like that at all, get over it!" King Pistachion 's tone is now becoming more impatient at how his son is publically judging him around strangers. Something flat and green grows from the bush on his head, he reaches and picks it off. Wait, is that... Did he just illegally grow cash?

"Here's $50, just-- PLEASE, go find some entertainment and let Daddy finish business."

The steamed tree man towers over his son, holding out the totally legal cash for Derek to accept. A few seconds pass and Derek silently snatches the cash and leaves. Kind Pistachion lets out a heavy sigh of relief and dusts his hands, sitting back down and his face quickly transforms from anger to... Oh he's gonna keep trying, isn't he?

"So... Anyways, have you ever lay with a man of lumber?" His eyebrow raises as he leans forward, doing his best (and failing) to woo you.

"Uhh... "

"YOU KNOW I SPRINKLED WEED KILLER ON YOU IN YOUR SLEEP SO YOU CAN'T MAKE BABIES!"

This time, you did not hear the door open but you recognize the voice. It's Derek once more, only this time he is holding a yellow dog. You hear the chair scoot and look to find King Pistachion looking horrified. Is this man afraid of dogs?

"D-Derek, put that thing away now! You don't know what you're doing!" KP shakily says as he presses his back against the wall.

Derek chuckles as he pets the blissfully unaware dog that he carries.

"Oh I do know what I am doing, father..."

He puts his hands under the dog's arms and holds it up and far from him, Lion King style. The smile of Derek fades, his head tilted down with his brows furrowed, causing dramatic shadows on his face.

"I just gave this dog a full bowl of water and cranberries... He hasn't relieved himself yet. Now if you don't piss off from this pointless date and take me home..." Derek pats the dog's belly and a swoosh of fluids can be heard. "Then I'll have no choice but to piss you out of here."

What the hell is going on? Without a peep, King Pistachion stands up and heads towards the door. He seems cautious as he passes the airborne pup, squeezing his large frame by his son and through the exit. Derek has a prideful grin, puts the dog down and goes to follow his dad into the parking lot.

You are now out of your seat and rush to the window. You want to see what sort of vehicle these two travelled in. What exactly are these beings? Are they aliens? A science experiment gone wrong? Surely, something like them wouldn't be driving something so basic, right?

Wrong.

Why are you surprised? KP and his son enter a dual colored PT Cruiser, the top half being a pale green while the bottom half is a pale yellow. Ha, it's a PisTachio Cruiser. From here, you can vaguely make out both of their expressions from the car. King Pistachion wears a look of irked defeat and Derek has the smile of someone who got their way. The car drives off and now you are just sitting alone in the shop, not wanting to even finish your pistachio coffee.

"I don't think I like pistachios anymore."

#my writing #one shot #this was really dumb #i just imagined it and decided to write it out #milo murphy's law #king pistachion #derek #mml #mml fanfic #the drawing is crappy since I sketched it on my phone #my art

[starfyhero2]

So I wanted to dabble a bit on fics where phineas and ferb consider milo to be like their big brother in the future, and here's a one-shot fanfic of such a scenario!

#phineas and ferb #pnf #milo murphy's law #mml #phineas flynn #ferb fletcher #milo murphy #fanfic #fanfiction #ao3

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the dwampyverse fic that is currently taking up space in my head is a milo and sara murphy character study where they're both trans and the effects that that has on murphy's law and then their own self-conception and relationship with their family

#fic #fanfic #fanfiction #milo murphy's law #milo murphys law fanfiction

[jeena-says-hi]

You know who you are

#there a certain fantasy au fic and one with a creepy science place #you people know who you are #no but HOW BIG IS THAT EAGLE!?? #Milo Murphy’s law #funny #meme #funny meme #Milo Murphy’s law memes #funny Milo Murphy’s law memes #funny Milo Murphy’s law #Milo Murphy’s law meme #funny Milo Murphy’s law meme #eagle #Milo Murphy #fics #fanfics #fanfic #fan fiction

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I made a little fan fiction art that I liked, it's a very sad story, and there's really something catchy about it

#mml #milomurphyslaw #milo murphys law #vinnie dakota #vinniedakota #fanfic art

[coffeedealer07]

I can't find a single fic of David from camp camp as milo murphy

I need milo as David fics 😭🙏

Cause I think it would be hilarious.

Cause milo has murphy's law

So what if murphy's law was the cause off all the bad stuff happening at camp

Random stuff catching on fire not due to the kids

Random trees crushing the councilors cabin

No one would know what was going on except David 😭🙏

PLEASE PEOPLE

IM BEGGIN FOR THESES FICS

IT WOULD BE AWESOME 😭🙏🙏🙏

AND IF YALL DONT KNOW WHAT MILO MURPHY IS THEN WATCH THE SHOW ITS AMAZING 😩🤌

#milo murphy #david camp camp #milo murphy's law #david cc #fic request #please make fanfics of this #im begging #camp camp #murphy's law #David as milo

[kousin-itt]

Halloween Story! First chapter is up!

Trying my hand at some shorter sagas! Mostly to get the ideas out of my head so I can think of other things. :) Enjoy!

#milo murphy's law #fanfic #milo murphy #melissa chase #balthazar cavendish #vinnie dakota #zack underwood

[charmmycolour]

Chapters: 12/? Fandom: Milo Murphy's Law Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Balthazar Cavendish/Vinnie Dakota, Balthazar Cavendish & Vinnie Dakota Characters: Balthazar Cavendish, Vinnie Dakota, Savannah (Milo Murphy's Law), Brick (Milo Murphy's Law), Milo Murphy, Melissa Chase, Zack Underwood, Sara Murphy, Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb), Amanda Lopez, Mr. Block (Milo Murphy's Law), Elliot Decker, Dennis (Milo Murphy's Law), Hildegard (Milo Murphy's Law), Gretchen (Milo Murphy's Law) Additional Tags: POV Multiple, Post-Season/Series 02, Angst and Feels, Some Humor, Domestic Bliss, Drama & Romance, Unresolved Romantic Tension, Action, Time Travel, Denial of Feelings, Amnesia, Mystery, Secrets, Shock, Revelations, Separation Anxiety, Developing Relationship, Creative License, Alternate Universe, Psychological Drama, Abusive Parents, Backstory, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Implied/Referenced Sex Summary:

After Cavendish and Dakota get involved on a mission of the Bureau of Time Travel by accident, a series of unfortunate events tear them apart from each other.

Now, they must figure out what is truly important for them and what they are willing to do to achieve it.

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Yes hello, remember I was writing this? Me neither.

Anyway, new chapter! Enjoy you suffering with The Show!

#milo murphy's law #mml #ao3 #fanfic #dakavendish

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1,000 views Milestone and more

Hello everyone. Today I have come to talk about the most important milestone the fic has ever reached. A little bit ago, New Frontier reached 1k views on Ao3 and it honestly made me so proud, happy and satisfied with seeing such a number, even after months of hiatus and inactivity. The support that this fic has received is... honestly something I never expected.

If I may go off character for a bit, I want to tell you guys a few guys. I created this fic just for myself, for my own sake and to show the fandom some cool stuff, some action and my type of writing that I tend to like and go for. The first version was very much a showcase of inexperience and lack of understanding for a lot of things when it came to writing, but it was still the most fun I had writing the fic.

Then I went to reread what I had created and written... I started to see the cracks, to see that what I had put on the paper just wasn't as amazing as I first thought it was. So with that in mind, I decided to start going back and rewrite previous chapters, as it felt necessary and I felt it could elevate the story to higher levels and although that was pretty fun at first, it started to drain me pretty bad in the lenghtier chapters. It started to feel like a job.

The chapters have absolutely improved and I feel the fic's direction is in a much better spot, but I had to fight myself to get the motivation to keep going. Being honest, I was very much considering the possibility of dropping the fic on its entirety. as it truly felt that draining and boring to write. I wasn't doing new stuff, I was just rewriting older stuff and noticing my many mistakes!

My friends like CharmmyColour and LonelyLittleShips adviced me to write other parts of the story that were more exciting or thrilling. I honestly didn't think that was going to work out and I still tried to write through Chapter's 5 and 6 with a pessimistic and saddened state of mind.

That was until GoldenTulipLynx (my current cowriter) came into my life a year ago. We started to discuss more of the fic and he actively encouraged me more and more to write a few months ago. He told me to do so at least once a week to get some progress done and I did. It wasn't a perfect process, but it definitely led me to write more. Then he suggested me to write something exciting and for the first time, I actually listened to that advice and...

It worked. It gave me my inspiration back somewhat and it made me want to get writing more and more. If it wasn't for his inspiration and also the encouragement from my other friends, I may have cancelled the fic as a whole, so for that I'm truly grateful to them.

What I'm also grateful for is have fans and followers that have been patient, loyal and comprehensive towards the fic's state and progress. This took so long because I wanted to give you guys something worthy of that much of a wait and also have fun while doing so.

I really wanted this message to be special, as I felt the ocassion was the perfect time to do so. Truly, thank you guys. Thank you for still being here and I hope you look forward to what else I have cooking up.

And because I knew this was such a special ocassion/milestone, I also wanted to give you guys something exceptional, so with that in mind... I commissioned some art for New Frontier as a treat for you guys, one that displays Cavendish with his rifle in a wonderful forest, one that's going to be the usual hangout spot for him and Dakota.

This is my gift to you, everyone. Hope you have a good day/afternoon/evening/night and I'll see y'all down the trail!

With love: hypersonicJD

Edit: I have removed the background of this piece as I have found out it was been AI generated. I do not condone anything AI generated and thus, the commissioner's credits have been removed as well and I would like everyone to reblog this new version of this post.

#milo murphy's law #au #space western #balthazar cavendish #fanfic #new frontier #mml #space cowboys #a new frontier #1k views #Ao3 milestone #sci-fi forest

[hypersonicjd]

4. How many WIPs do you have right now?

5. What’s a fic idea you’ve had that you will never write?

6. Are there any fics from others you reread all the time?

7. How many ideas for fics do you have right now?

8. What project(s) are you currently working o

4: Currently working on A New Frontier Chapter 6, a story with another fic writter SheepishWitch and technically Stream of Emotions, but I don't know if I will ever put out that one.

5: A fic idea that I've had that I'll never write is definitely Trans Dakota. Yeah I know everybody loves it and what not, but I genuinely think I won't ever try to do it. I won't do it justice and it might come off as wrong or something alike and I just don't wanna think about how wrong I could end up writing it.

6: Yeah actually. CharmmyColour's A Normal Life, It Will Have To be Enough, LadyJuse's Meet The Parents, GiantRoboticPlatypusButt's It's Pretty Messed Up, Rotg5311's Flesh, Sandwolf's Where Your Loyalties Lie and LonelyLittleShip's Touch Me (Please Don't Let me Fall) 7: I have way too many fic ideas lol. I have two more western AU's for Cavendish and Dakota, one where they are pretty bad bandits and another where Cavendish is a rich owner of an enterprise and Dakota is the sheriff of the town and they get to meet each other in a saloon, a what if AU where Cavendish fails his B.o.T.T test and Dakota never went there in the first place, with Dakota becoming part of a mafia and Cavendish a pianist, one that Dakota is tasked with getting rid of but is unable to because he ends getting attached to Cavendish. Another AU that I would love to work with other people for, but most likely won't happen: Actors AU where the characters of the show were actors the entire time and what we saw of the show was also a show in the AU's reality, with Milo actually being a pretty shy kid and somewhat scared of interacting, Melissa being softer, Zack being a lot more confident on himself and being a star talent, Cavendish being a lot grumpier (yes even more) and an ego machine that will smack a water bottle away because it wasn't room temperature, but will still have a nicer side buried underneath all of that, while Dakota's a bit more closed off, quieter and tries to be Cavendish's friend. That does work for the most part and Cavendish would indeed consider him a friend, but you wouldn't think that's the case at all. I am honestly still missing ideas but these are the ones that I thought would be neat to share for now.

8: I am currently working on A New Frontier, my most treasured AU yet, which has Cavendish as a seasoned Earth agent that was sent to Mars, a place that's basically a mostly terraformed western planet and that will teach him new things in life and meet someone completely new: Vinnie Dakota, a lawman that's lived most of his life in there and hates folk from Earth, due to the culture surrounding it. Although the more he gets to know Cavendish, the more he will grow fond of him, the pair will learn stuff from their upbringings, see things in life differently, make Cavendish relive things from his past and the duo will be involved in a massive plot that's been orchestrated by a lot of people in the shadows.

I know a lot of people have told me that I really shouldn't be considering this piece of work my peak, but I really feel that is going to be the case lol. It has everything I have ever loved in terms of aesthetics, characters, interactions and storytelling and I don't think I'll ever have as much fun or put so much thought into things as what I'll try to do for this AU. I am seriously looking forward to working on it and I really wanna deliver something that will leave an impact in a lot of people. Thank you so much for your questions!

#mml #milo murphy's law #balthazar cavendish #vinnie dakota #milo murphy #melissa chase #zack underwood #a new frontier #au's #fanfic talk

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Word Count: 1500

Summary: When Doof has to erase Zack's memory of turning inside out, Melissa realizes this is a perfect time to ask her friend a question she's been wondering for a long time.

also on ao3!

 ZAP!

 Melissa had never been happier to see one of Dr. D's inators work. She always enjoyed spending time with Zack, but she really enjoyed it a lot more when he wasn't inside out. She didn't fight off the urge to rush forward and give her friend a quick hug.

 "How are you feeling, Milo's friend?" Doof asked.

 "It's good to have my organs inside my body," Zack panted.

 "Yeah," Melissa joked, leaning on his shoulder, "makes it harder for someone to chop, chop, chop away at your heart when it's inside your chest, huh?"

 He didn't so much as smile or frown, and Melissa knew what that meant– physically, he was fine, but he still wasn't doing so well mentally.

 "You okay?" Melissa asked, "Zack, are you alright?"

 She stepped in front of him and waved her hand in front of his face a few times. He didn't respond.

 "Zack?" she asked.

 He shook his head and blinked a few times.

 "I could've died," he whispered.

 "What?" Melissa asked.

 "All of my organs were exposed to the elements," Zack said, "one slip-up from Murphy's Law, and I would've died!"

 "Then it's a good thing that Milo went to the bathroom," Doofinshmirtz said, "Murphy's Law didn't cause you any problem."

 "Too bad Doof's Law is in full effect today," Melissa snipped, then turned back to Zack, "are you gonna be okay?"

 "I don't know," Zack sat down in the grass, "I just had the most disturbing near-death experience of my life."

 "Even more disturbing than the time we were impersonated by mutant pistachios who tried to turn us into plant people?"

 "Yup."

 "And the time you were pummeled by a team of football players three times your size and age?"

 "Absolutely."

 "And the time a sentient blob chased us around the chemistry lab?"

 "Definitely."

 "And the woodpecker incident?"

 "Yes!" Zack snapped, "And I would appreciate if we didn't keep rehashing the most terrifying moments of my life!"

 "Sorry," Melissa said, sitting down across from Zack in the grass.

 "It's okay," Zack said, "I just, I wish I could forget the whole thing."

 "Maybe you can," Doof interjected.

 "What?" Zack asked.

 "I made an amnesiainator a while back. One zap with that and you'll forget all about your inside-out-of-body experience."

 "So wait," Zack said, "you want to shoot me with another inator?"

 "Yup!"

 "The same thing that just gave me potentially lifelong trauma?"

 "Not the same thing," Doofenshmirtz said, "this one's a totally different inator."

 Melissa leaned closer to Zack and added, "It's either another inator, or an extra hour at the therapist every week."

 "I'll go with the inator," Zack said.

 Doof ran into his shed to grab it, while Melissa stayed outside with Zack.

 She had to admit, Zack looked pretty good when his organs were on the right side of his body. She didn't try to dwell too often on her feelings for Zack, but every time he almost died made her stop and wonder what would happen if he was gone before she knew how he felt.

 And unfortunately, those near-death experiences came up a lot around Milo.

 She didn't want to risk jeopardizing their friendship, but she also wasn't sure how many times she could go through this again. If only there was a way she could know how Zack felt without making things weird.

 "Excuse me a moment," Melissa said, an idea formulating as she jumped up and ran to Doof's shed.

 "Did you find it yet?" Melissa asked.

 "It's somewhere in here," Doof said, "I just can't seem to remember where I put it."

 There was a silence a moment before Melissa continued.

 "So Zack's not gonna remember anything from today?"

 "Oh, he'll remember today," Doof said rifling through his box of old inators, "I could only build a memory device that erases the last ten minutes of memory."

 "So you've made a time machine but you can't build a ray that'll erase someone's memories of a whole day?"

 "Oh, I can," Doof said, "and I have! I just didn't have room to build a full size amnesiainator in Doofenshmirtz Good Incorporated."

 She heard the words "Doofenshmirtz Good Incorporated" repeat, almost like a jingle.

 "Like my new ringtone?" Doof asked, pulling out his phone, which played again: "Doofenshmirtz Good Incorporated."

 Melissa rolled her eyes.

 "That's Vanessa," Doof said, "I'll erase your friend's memory after I take this call."

 "Uh, is it alright if I ask Zack a question first?" Melissa asked, as Doof answered his phone.

 "Knock yourself out, Milo's Friend Girl," Doof said, then turned back to his call, "hi, Vanessa! I told you, the de-volitionator was in my building when it exploded…."

 Melissa stepped out of Doof's shed and back into the backyard, noting how sad and alone Zack looked.

 "It's gonna be okay," Melissa said, sitting down next to Zack.

 "I got turned inside out, Melissa!" Zack said.

 "But you're fine now," Melissa said, "there were no lasting side effects, and Doof got you back together just in time."

 "And you're sure I won't remember it at all?" Zack asked.

 "Positive," Melissa said. She'd been around Zack enough to pick up on what some of his nervous tics were– rocking back and forth, talking fast, heavy breaths– and the trauma of Doof's latest inator fiasco had Zack exhibiting more of them than she'd seen at once in a while. She still didn't understand how someone as cool as Zack could fall apart so quickly when things went wrong.

 "Maybe now's not the best time to ask him," Melissa thought, "he's nervous enough as is– but when am I gonna get this opportunity again?"

 "You're gonna be fine," Melissa said. She noticed how much his hand still shook, and placed hers on top of it. He looked up at her, surprised but not upset– that was a good sign.

 "Thanks, Melissa," Zack said, "you know, you're a really great friend."

 "Thanks," she said, "can I ask you a question?"

 "I guess."

 "I, uh," she didn't make eye contact, instead noticing how his hand was no longer shaking, "I kind of like you."

 "What?"

 She looked up and saw that he still didn't seem too upset, so she continued, "Like you said, we're really great friends… but I kind of like you as more than a friend."

 He was quiet for a moment, and his hand started fidgeting under hers.

 "Is that okay?" Melissa asked, "do you feel the same way at all?"

 She thought she saw a smile start to creep across his face, as he started to say her name, but in that instant a green electric glow came over him and knocked him backwards. She then turned her attention to where the blast had come from, and saw Doofenshmirtz standing there, amnesiainator in hand, smoke coming from its barrel.

 "Doofenshmirtz!" Melissa yelled, jumping to her feet.

 "What?"

 "You said you weren't gonna blast him until after I asked my question!"

 "And I didn't!" Doof defended, "you said you wanted to ask a question, and you did! It's not like you told me you wanted him to answer your question first," he stopped a moment as a thought flashed across his face for the first time that day, before tacking on his realization: "oh, you wanted him to answer your question before I erased his memory."

 "Yes, Doof," Melissa said, "why would I ask to ask him a question if I didn't want to wait for an answer?"

 "An answer to what?"

 Melissa turned around and saw Zack leaning up off the ground, still coming out of a daze.

 "Nothing," Melissa said.

 "What happened?" Zack asked.

 "You fainted," Melissa lied, "Doof told you what his next inator does, and it icked you out so much that you passed out on the spot."

 "It did?" Doof asked.

 "Yes," Melissa elbowed him, "remember?"

 "Yup," Doof said, keeling over a little from the pain.

 "What was the inator?" Zack asked, "I can't seem to remember much"

 "I'm not telling you again," Melissa said, "unless you want to break your record for most times fainting in the Murphy's backyard in a month."

 "Not yet," Zack smiled. 

 "A smile," Melissa thought, "he must be okay again if he's smiling at one of my jokes."

 Melissa held out a hand to Zack and helped him up. He stood up, a little wobbly, and braced himself by putting a hand on Melissa's shoulder.

 "Thanks for having my back," he said.

 She bit her inner lip. Everything inside her was telling her to ask Zack how he felt again, see if her feelings were one-sided, but she still knew it was wise to hold back. If he didn't like her back, it would ruin their friendship– unless they wiped his memory again, but she didn't want to see Zack zapped with any more unnecessary inators today.

 "What are friends for?" Melissa asked, trying to pretend it was just their friendship that led her to give him another quick hug.

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[dreamingorbeeing]

Impressions Part 2

Dakota waited for a minute, giving Cavendish time to change his mind. But he didn't. Vinnie sighed, shoulders slouching* like the rest of his posture. it was starting to get to him.

Cours' If Cavendish didn't want to talk about it there's nothing he could do. But then again, why would he mention their first hook-up* if he didn't want to talk about it?

"well tell me once you catch up," Vinnie said standing up. He waited for a moment before turning around and continuing his sentence "In the meantime let's get those lollipops!" He raised his eyebrows at Cavendish who only now seemed to get out of his trance

"What?" the Brit said a confused look in his eyes.

"You know the candies you gonna pin to our objectives?" The Italian repeated. "The idea didn't sound too bad. Although we might want to get the multi-layered wrapped ones*. For better Hygiene eh.?

It took Cavendish a while to respond to that. But when he finally did it was in his best sarcastic tone." I already regret my comment. Is there anything that concerns you unrelated to leisure activities? "

"Hey, that's not fair."Dakota promptly replied "First of all leisure is important stuff. You know keeps the boat afloat. Secondly, I do care about other things. I just don't get all worked up about...

work and, guidelines, work relations, and all that twack. You know? I just deal with what gets thrown our way. Why overthink every little choice? Just go with the flow. "

" Well, I just believed you...

, we were... I always saw that day as.. .argh never mind. " The Brit finished shaking his head. He had closed himself off even more while talking. A stubborn look on his face. Eyes pinned to the ground.

Dakota could only smile a sad smile.

He placed one hand on the back of the bench*, carefully leaning in towards Cavendish." Cav.. "he started,

softly laying the words out in his head, when suddenly, he was cut off by his partner.

" I just thought it meant smth. to you " he blurts out*, Vinnie could only blink in surprise " You hijacking my car on the day of the examination. Us saving those kids. I thought we were supposed to be partners. That it was somehow fate. I thought you had some reason for it. That,

at the very least you didn't just choose at random. " He took some deep breaths, " but I should have known." The Brit finished, back to his grumpy self. It seemed he was ready to move on but Vinnie wasn't.

The Italian wanted to talk it out but Cavendish didn't cooperate. He didn't even let him start:

" Don't. -Just Don't. I feel stupid enough as it is ."

There was a pause.

" Don't be so hard on yourself" Vinnie simply said,

"cause you're actually right, you know? The reason part that is...Don't know about fate.. "

Vinnie paused thinking. Index finger against his chin.

"And?" cavendish asked

"And what?" Vinnie shot back.

"what's your reason?" the Brit asked with an impatient eye-roll. Yet Vinnie could hear the nervous undertone in his voice.

"It was because of my first impression of you."

" that I was an unfunny stick in the mud?"

cavendish asked dryly. It made Vinnie chuckle a little. "no, not at first, also I almost changed my mind after you started talking." Vinnie joked earning another dry

" very funny" from Cavendish.

Vinnie didn't stop ": no you weren't one of those dead serious agents. You looked like fun. " Vinnie hesitated. Cavendish's facial expression had thrown him off. He looked weird. Like he wasn't really here, he had a blank look on his face*.

"Like, like the rule book, " Vinnie continued." You got all excited over, over some boring guidelines. Or how you celebrated over a Lollie. It looked silly, but also different,.. passionate." There was a pause " That's what made me wanna know you. That's why I kidnapped your car " There was a pause." And yeah, I almost changed my mind after that. Cause when you just went on about those rules, chin high up and all better than though you seemed just like them, one of 100 boring, serious agents. But I realized that I was wrong. What I saw back then, your quirks, they were still there, Well among other things. But for some reason, you try to hide them.

I don't know why.

Maybe to impress our boss, to get a promotion.

But you shouldn't, at least in my opinion.

I mean we wouldn't have saved those kiddos without you being all nerdy doofie, over some rule tome. Would we? " Dakota gave Cavendish a light clap on the back. The Brit looked more relaxed now. But not nearly as relaxed as two hours ago, when they got there. He still seemed guarded.

" Let's get a drink, " Dakota suggest. Cavendish got up without a word. While they walked over to the stand Vinnie tried to lighten the mood. He made some jokes about his dry throat and that Cav sure

was ruthless making him explain everything in such detail.

Yet when they got to the stand it was already closed. For Milo Murphy related reasons from the looks of it. "Ah, man," Dakota said, those drinks they sold were his favorites. "Well let's head home.." He said already walking towards the park's exit. Cavendish didn't follow.

"Yes, you go home. I think I rather still stay out for a bit," he said.

Vinnie hesitated, one hand on his neck fidgeting. "Cav?" the Italian asked, "everythings alright?*". He thought it came out pretty cool, casual, well he was wrong.

" Yes! For crying out loud, Vinnie! I'm just gonna take a walk around the block!"

Was Cavendish´s energetic respons. He gestured towards the end of the park, all the while staring into Vinnies eyes as if looking could find an explanation for the Italians unusually worry .*

Well, the brit wasn´t as furious as before, but he was back to his old self.

And that was all the reinsurance Vinnie needed.

The Italian nodded. "ok,.. whatever floods your boot." He lazily raised his hand to say goodbye. The Brit tipped his hat in response. Vinnie even caught a glimpse of a shy smile as it spread across his partner's face. Or at least he thought so. It was hard to tell, in the distance.

So Cavendish valued, needed, his opinion of him. It surprised the Italian but he was glad he got Cav to open up.

And while he wished Cav would tell him, what went through his mind after Dakota told him about his quirks and why he really hid them, Vinnie still was happy to have his partner back to normal. For the most part at least. And hey, now that he knew how to get under Cav`s skin, he could get more out of him. And maybe Cav would even let Vinnie help him.

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Well who would have guessed that i actually ever get around to post the second part. I´m sorry it took so long . I really wrote me in acorner with the ending of the first part.

Some of the pics don't fit the location. It´s just about the mimic and gestic.

I added * to the sections where I am not sure about the grammar. Please feel free to respond if it's correct or not. Thank you

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[mandareeboo]

Title: Goin' Nutty

Summary: Block's still getting used to having Dakota and Cavendish as his partners.

Excerpt:

"-And that's why pistachios are the color they are," Dakota finished. Cavendish tsked and took off his hat, dabbing away some gathering sweat. "Can we not discuss our job on a date? It's improper." "Who said anything about the job? I just thought it was a neat fun fact. Don't see a lot of green nuts." "Dakota," the man sighed, exasperated. "Pistachios are our job." "Oh, so I can't have a little fun with it? Fun facts are for sharing, Cav." It was mean to laugh at the enraged look on Cavendish's face, but Block couldn't help but huff a chortle into his milkshake. The relationship between the three men was new- so new, in fact, that this was only their third date. But it was becoming easier and easier not to be so rude to these men, and they'd been happy to return with kind gestures.

For a friend! They were starved of content for this pairing so I got the great chance to make some!

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