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subidol · 4 years

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Request: Stray Kids React to being pushed up against the wall.

Pairing: Sub!Skz X Dom!Reader

⚠️: Mention of sex

A/N: One of my recents, uploaded. I should be updating soon with an NCT Jaemin fic, and a Renjun one. But you know who I really wanna write about too? The Boyz New and WayV YangYang 🥵💘

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I.N

♡ Poor baby maknae would be so surprised and flustered that it might render him speechless.

♡ He was just going about his day, being his adorable self when you saw him smiling cutely at you from across the room.

♡ It seemed innocent enough but honestly, all you wanted to do was wipe that boyish grin from his face and fuck him against the dance practice room mirror.

♡ Next thing he knew, your arms had him pinned to the wall, and knees trapping his legs.

♡ Jeongin's first reaction was to squeak in horror until you began kissing at his neck.

♡ "Noona....what are you- nngh...stop, the others are here..."

♡ 100% screaming in embarrassment but secretly liked it tbh.

♡ And you'd be like "Don't think you'll get away with being so darn precious. God, I don't know whether to cuddle and praise you or fuck you raw."

♡ That sentence would have him dead lmao, but you better live up to it.

♡ "T-then why choose, (Y-Y/N)..."

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Seungmin

★ SeungMEAN was asking to be cornered let's be real here.

★ Honestly who did he think he was when you heard him gossiping to Minho about how you couldn't control him.

★ "Ahaha, (Y/N) is such a cute girl~ trying to keep me from doing things she doesn't like~ well I'm going to drink whether she likes it or not."

★ Bratty little shit.

★ He was so confident about misbehaving around you that he didn't realise that being intoxicated with you wasn't a good idea.

★ You allowed him to drink and once he was drunk, used that to your advantage, you she devil.

★ You'd push him against the wall, as he moaned in surprise.

★ "G-get off me (Y/N)...really, I'm drunk, stop itttt..."

★ "So you say I can't control you, honey? Then what's this? You can't move."

★ Oh no sweet Seungmin has entered the building; good boy activate.

★ "Y-you do...you own me, Jagiya.."

★ He's so sweet when he's trapped in your embrace and unable to fight back!

★ That doesn't mean he'd get away with it!; you'd snatch his glass from his hand and pour the wine down his shirt.

★ "Oops...I told you not to drink, baby. I spilled it. Strip, now. I'll lick it up instead."

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Felix

♥︎ Okay, being pushed up against the wall would definitely push his buttons because he'd get awkward and creepy on you lol.

♥︎ My idea is that It'd happen when you were playing a game or he was running away from you, and you'd catch up, thus trapping him against you.

♥︎ "Ahaha, sunshine, what are you doing?"

♥︎ He's not oblivious, he knows it's turning you on as much as it is him.

♥︎ Wants to make a move but at the same time wants to reference memes in weird situations.

♥︎ So it'd be you who'd press your lips together. In that moment he'd become like a little kitten, purring beneath you, surrendering completely.

♥︎ It makes him feel tiny.

♥︎ "Oh fuck, (Y/N)"

♥︎ Don't forget the deep voice

♥︎ Loves the sound of your breaths mingling together and faces so close.

♥︎ Overall, Felix has a weak spot for being pushed against a wall...especially if you fuck him against it hehehe.

♥︎ "You're so pretty Lixie. Letting me have complete control.

♥︎ Until one of the other members catch you, then he'll be getting tortured by everyone for months and the cringe will be stuck in his head forever.

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Han

☆ Good boy™️

☆ Jisung really doesn't like being intimidated and pushed against the wall because he prefers you to be gentle.

☆ He's such a good boy, so you don't need to be rough with him, just treat him carefully and love him 🤧

☆ "Have I done something wrong? Please be gentle...I'm a good boy, Mommy."

☆ Wouldn't mind it if his legs were wrapped around your waist, holding him securely against the wall and making him feel safe in your embrace.

☆ "Mommy is nice and warm.."

☆ The only time he's a brat is when he has you pinned to the wall, giving you affection and kisses without permission.

☆ THEN it's time for punishment! He's so cute, how dare he!!!!

☆ "You're so cute, baby. Sometimes I want to just trap you under me, and watch as you wriggle about in terror. But it's a good thing you're an obedient boy so I don't have to."

☆ Praise his body and kiss him all over in that position!!! Can't stress this enough!!

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Hyunjin

♣︎ Hyunjinnie thinks that being pushed against the wall is a very intimate thing and he loves affection so doesn't see it any differently from any other skinship.

♣︎ But be warned: initiating this may get you squished in cuddles and activating a very clingy baby.

♣︎ "You're so amazing, Jagiya! I love you so muchhhhhhhh!"

♣︎ Don't be fooled though, because he can go from cutesy sweetheart to chaotic sexy because the H in Hyunjin stands for hot mess.

♣︎ He's all soft when you kiss him against the wall until you GRAB. HIS. HAIR. His long fucking beautiful hair.

♣︎ Then the sinful goddamn moans that come from his mouth...yikes.

♣︎ "Harder. Hurt me. I dare you."

♣︎ Sweaty, being dominated by you, humiliated of how weak he gets, this is a sight to die for.

♣︎ Now you're the one weak in the knees!

♣︎ He'll turn the tables so that you're now defenceless, but his submissive nature still shines as he lowers himself on his knees for you, ready to pleasure your body.

♣︎ "What did I do to deserve you, huh?"

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Changbin

♧ Yeah don't expect Changbin to be too enthusiastic about this...

♧ He already gets teased for his height and now you're using it against him by pinning him to the wall.

♧ It's not that he wouldn't like it in private but to annoy him in front of his members or staff...eek he's not impressed lol.

♧ But it's not like he has a choice anyways 😂.

♧ Binnie is like a closet sub and feels uncomfortable with liking you take control but it's just his insecurities talking.

♧ "Stop it (Y/N). I have to work on this song, quit bothering me."

♧ You have to coach him into realising it's okay for him to be open and vulnerable with you.

♧ "Binnie, go up against the wall for me? I want to kiss you."

♧ Aww he's so cute being overwhelmed with your affection.

♧ He still doesn't like being cornered but prefers to be pinned to the bed bc like at least it's comfy ahaha.

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Lee Know

♪ We all know that Minho is a brat so really it's no surprise he had this all planned out.

♪ Usually when you're mad you pin his arms back, attacking the neck before fucking his brains out.

♪ so good at sexually frustrating you, it's easy to say that he had no problem getting punished, and in a special place too.

♪ "You fucking slut! Dancing in the mirror and teasing me so bad."

♪ Was he gonna gets away with that?!

♪ And what better way to express your horny rage than cornering him to the mirror, back hitting it's cold surface

♪ "What are you going to do, Jagiya? Stop me?"

♪ He's asking for it!!!

♪ Minho will fight back the moment you pin him against the dance practice room mirror, until you have to spank him and roughly toss him around and slap him.

♪ That's what he wants; to be put in his place. He gets what he wants anyway.

♪ "Face the goddamn mirror. I want you to see how much of a whore you are as I fill you up with my girl cock."

♪ Pegging him as he savours the sight of it 🥵.

♪ His whole body pressed against the wall, he loves the control you have.

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Bang Chan

♢ Chris would think it's adorable how you try to push him so he's back to the wall, as if you had any strength over him.

♢ "Aww, babe, you're so cute! Look at my arms! Can you really win over my strength?"

♢ It's exactly for that reason that he lets you have your way with him and doesn't fight because why would he?

♢ He's a switch so he's more than happy to be roughly pushed around by you, especially because it doesn't hurt him.

♢ He might become a crackhead and make jokes if you randomly do it tho.

♢ Thinks that he's the one in control but when your hands slip under his shirt, fondling with his body, he's wEAK lol.

♢ Might beg you to push him against the wall instead of it naturally happening.

♢ Just a normal thing for you two.

♢ OMG him whispering things into your ear as you nuzzled into his neck.

♢ "Aren't you a dirty girl, wanting to dominate me like this all the time. You're getting me needy, you gonna take responsiblility?"

♢ Felix the other Aussie crackhead would take the piss 😭 rip chan 2020

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dumbdancemomssideblog · 4 years

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S1E1: The Competition Begins

okie dokie first ever episode of dance moms rewatch starts now :0 i actually remember watching this the very first time it aired on lifetime because i was channel surfing and saw a commercial for it earlier that day. that was the summer between 8th and 9th grade. ah memories... i didnt know what to expect because i did dance when i was a kid but not on a competition team and it was mostly ballet so i was pretty unfamiliar with this whole world.

anyway lets begin. this is probably gonna be a longer post than what i’ll end up writing for the other episodes in season 1 bc the first episode introduces so much info, just a heads up

Act 1: (aside: yes its insufferable to divide this into “acts” when its really just like “segments separated by commercial breaks” but thats how they’re called in actual tv scripts so im just going with that cuz i cant think of a better/easier way uwu)

god this is so fucking early 2010s lmao

i miss these days where they were just talented nobodies from pittsburgh on a low budget reality tv show that nobody even knew would be successful. and the bad hair and makeup but idk if that was also just a 2011 thing lol

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES GREEN SCREEN INTROS IM DYING

the chalkboard !!!! they werent doing the pyramid on the mirror yet

(apparently abby never did anything similar to the pyramid thing but the producers made her and it became a whole Thing on the show and thats why the moms were like wtf is this bullshit the first week)

mackenzie looks like a toddler. chloe is so tiny. theyre the 2 who changed the most physically over the course of the show

i remember watching this for the first time being used to ballet lyrical and jazz but never having done or really seen acro/gymnastics in dance choreo and being SO flabbergasted. i was thinking “a chin stand is not dancing what the actual hell” and yknow what? i was right

melissa: “my boyfriend knows how much i spend on dance because he signs the checks...............hermehhemrherrmehermh” (the most awkward laugh omg)

maddie is wearing a fucking bumpit in her hair i cannot

melissa deadass just said out loud “im here for my daughter im not here to make friends” ok everybody mark that one off on your catty women’s reality tv show bingo card!

camera man accidentally getting in the shot filming right in front of the huge wall-mirror.... what is this, amateur hour? i’ll let it slide since its the first day of filming rehearsal but step it up, boys

aw i forgot about maddie getting sick and crying :/ poor kid

melissa saying “i cant stand a chid that’s sick” sounds so edited like the intonation made it seem to me like they just cut her off mid-sentence i love lifetime

oh this was still when they were wearing normal stuff to class/rehearsal like black leotards bc they werent getting sent a trillion crazy 2-piece dancewear outfits for free yet bc they werent famous, man those were the days

Act 2:

[obligatory b-roll footage of downtown pittsburgh]

the maddie chloe paige trio !!!! this is making me feel so nostalgic

“knees together, paige. you’re bow-legged, you need to fix that”

“you’re tall, you’re skinny, you’re a beautiful girl, you can do better than this. FOCUS” shes like 10 abby what the hell

“people think im tough and i guess i am but i would rather be the one to make your kid cry in the privacy of my studio than at an open-call audition in front of hundreds of people”

okay unpopular opinion alert: i agree with a lot of what abby says about stuff like this but her delivery is flawed, to but it euphemistically, that being said i think the production team of the show and the fame inflating her ego changed all of this somewhere over the course of the second season and its really sad to see :/ i can expand on that thought later tho

aw paige crying bc abby correcting her (but not saying anything personal or out of line, just technique corrections (at based on what we were shown, we dont know everything she said oop)) shes a sensitive kid she never should have been put on this show :(

paige looks exactly like her mom i didnt realize that before

nia and holly were done so dirty throughout the whole series in terms of the narrative the producers set up about nia being the weakest link :/

Act 3:

cathy’s entire involvement in the show from the very beginning was so painfully obviously scripted (or at least heavily staged)

vivi was also done dirty by the show’s narrative and she was only 6 and they presented her as like the butt of the joke bc her mom’s “character” was crazy and also she wasnt good at dance. i wonder how she feels about the show now that shes a teenager hmm. she really seemed not to give a fuck about dance for better or for worse when she was a kid tho so maybe she doesnt care ?

in what universe would an owner of another competitive dance studio bring her own kid to another studio more than an hour’s drive away, AND be under the impression that she could compete with them in a week, especially when they showed the kids’ and moms’ shocked reaction at the start of the episode to having to learn a dance in a week and compete it? like really what is the point of cathy and vivi being a part of this show im so ????

Act 4:

THE MINISTER DAWN OUTBURST HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THIS

this fight is about 50% of what got them a full season 1 and then things took off from there tbh. the other 50% was the electricity dance but thats a point for next episode..... :)

“you’re a minister act like one” “YOU’RE RIGHT I AM A MINISTER! LET’S PLAY THE BIBLE GAME ABBY, WHEN JESUS SAW THINGS THAT WERE WRONG HE WENT AFTER THEM, AND YOU’RE NOT GOING TO DO THIS TO MY KID” ma’am i think the wrongs jesus addressed were of slightly more importance than a preteen being told she cant take a dance class if shes violating the studio’s dress code

this is so good bc it wasnt staged afaik and there are regular students all throughout the building just STARING at them like lmao what even is going on, so im pretty sure this is real???

regardless, yeah dont wear socks and a tshirt to an acrobatics class, thats common fucking sense

another cameraman-in-mirror sighting, but its hard to think about angles when filming spontaneous drama like this, so i wont count it against them

“you called me fat” (i remember that being in the episode but thats not on the episode available through lifetime on demand that im watching from my moms tv hmmmmmm) “i told you to close and tuck in your two-piece costume, theres a big difference. HOW CAN YOU REMEMBER THAT BUT YOU CAN’T REMEMBER TO TURN YOUR FEET OUT” uh scream

she really called the police on this woman i cannot handle this. can you imagine being a police officer responding to this call?

“we have a parent thats out of control. pardon? no shes doesnt have weapons, just her mouth” iconic

im sorry im still not over the hair and makeup. the flat hair with the side bangs. the black pencil eyeliner applied all the way around the eye. why did any of us think this was a look :( why did we do this :(

Act 5:

they went all the way to phoenix to compete 3 numbers, only 2 of which are shown in the episode.

i think this is the only time they ever went to west coast dance explosion because its an actual competition and they wouldnt allow filming after this lol i think they did go to wcde one weekend in addition to a competition where they were filming but it wasnt shown or mentioned at all

abby not wanting brooke and paige to have a french manicure on stage if theyre the only ones in the group with the french tips is perfectly valid idk why it was framed as some crazy micromanaging shit

i also am really not a fan of the whole “high functioning alcoholic wine mom/crazy stage mom” schtick they were pushing for the first few episodes of this show

in retrospect i feel like so many of the quips in this episode were intentionally fucking crazy just to get the audience engaged enough to want to watch more episodes...

“see those girls down there, those girls with the legs? thats who you’re up against, so step it up”

abby warning them that its dangerous for their little party hats to slip when they’re doing aerials and pirouettes and stuff: “what if you were at radio city music hall and they had the ice rink out and you were doing a side aerial and fell 13 stories down and died, huh?” fantastic point abby thank you for saying that to 5 girls ages 8-12 less than 5 minutes before they went on stage. perfect time for a teaching moment like that :)

i forgot how bad the camera work was in the first few episodes for footage of their performances. like they really didnt think the show’s audience would actually want to watch the kids dance, the producers and editors thought we just wanted to see stage mothers yelling at each other lol

also the mic feed over the music of abby talking to herself giving them corrections while watching them dance on stage.... im so glad they quit doing that. i dont remember them doing it like that for any other episode, i hope im right

this choreo is very basic and its a cute dance i guess but its very cringe in some places and for the first episode this is such a forgettable group routine

their scandalized reaction to placing third and the sad piano music is so funny honestly

and maddies reaction in the interview which was almost definitely fed to her by the producers where shes like “i win all the time i dont really know what its like to LOSE i always win or get runner up” so many of maddies lines from season 1 interviews sound so fake and she was probably too naive to know they were getting her to say that stuff so they could paint her as a conceited brat (she was EIGHT)

the trio costume was so ugly im sorry (is it supposed to be like a 50s pinup bathing suit?) (and the headband thing looks so bad) and also the music is bad but they had no real authority over that bc of copyright stuff

chloe’s headpiece coming forward and the ensuing drama was another moment in the episode that really solidified public interest in the show imho....

“YOU’RE IN THE BAR HAVING A DRINK AND YOUR KID’S HEADPIECE IS FALLING OFF” “it did not FALL OFF it CAME FORWARD it was FINE!!!”

“mistakes happen, we’re human.” “YOU are. mistakes like that dont happen to me”

and then the “next time on dance moms” with the WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE electricity dance, of course. genuinely that was really smart of the producers in terms of structuring things to generate intrigue lol. and obviously it ended up working....

#dance moms #s1e1 #season 1

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ober-affen-geil · 5 years

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My Roswell Rewatch liveblog

1x03 AKA Did Anyone Actually Watch The Drive-In Movie ffs

sure liz. the science. right.

yes liz, but max is not the only alien in roswell

liz you are not a “best bet” compared to a gp

“It’s not racing ‘cus I’m scared of you” GOD THAT’S SO CHEESY IT SHOULDN’T MAKE ME FEEL SHIP FEELS DAMMIT

loving that look of utter disgust at jesse kyle keep it up

one of your boys isn’t an airman thoooooooo

“kills pain” yes that gets emphesized a lot

why did she grab him though?

ISOBEL JUDGING FACE YES GO OFF

this is peak sibling interactions tbh and i love it

SIC THE SPACE FORCE ON HIM HAHAHAHA

at least she gives him the credit about having to be provoked

“is it because he’s tall” that line tho hahaha

AND IMMA GO DIE REAL QUICK HOLD UP

goddammit isobel

tbh normally i would just put this down to blatant fanservice but my brother also walks around in front of me with no shirt quite often so i can hand wave it as more good sibling writing (that’s my story and i’m sticking to it)

ISOBEL’S FACE THO LMAO

i love that maria left it there for 10 years, my heart

aw max trying to move on

CAM I LOVE YOU BB YOU DESERVE MORE

real smooth kyle

real talk maria, love you girl

“she’s dead, spill” classic

TEA MICHAEL, SPILL IT BABE

aw noah. i liked you so much before i knew you were fucking trash

NOAH SPILLING TEA TOO

HSJAOOHFKLHGKLDS ALEX MY BABY ASKING HIM ON A DATE PLEASE CAN THEY JUST BE FUCKING HAPPY GODDAMMIT

ok max you went from 0 to 60 real quick buddy

yeah kyle maybe deliberately provoking the guy you just discussed that morning may have killed someone when provoked wasn’t that good of an idea huh

CAM LOOKING FINE AS HELL DESCALETING THE SITUATION LIKE A CHAMP

don’t talk to him alex, don’t do it hun

isobel i hear you putting “women” before “men” and i appreciate you

gotta say i really love the fact that jesse apparently had a whole speech written and we don’t have to listen to a word of it lmao

“i thought we were friends” OOH OK FORESHADOWING THAT EARLY

ok so ironically michael is the only alien we havn’t seen barf interesting

you’re doing cam dirty max and you know it

love this riffing on “chad”. it’s true and they should say it

did we actually establish who ophiecus was? is that isobel for sure

OK I LEGIT LOVE CAM ALRIGHT

i really like this dichotemy between kyle and his mom, they both have a good point

gah i really love this max/liz scene, it might be my fave echo interaction

HIS FACE UGH

GODDAMMIT ALEX IT’S NOT LIKE HES DEALING DRUGS FFS

*cries* THEY WERE SO CLOSE AHHH

this is like really sweet and soft but still a lie so i am conflicted

“that’s what everything is about for me” YET ANOTHER LINE THAT FUCKING KILLS ME GUH

“nothing we can do to change it” NOT LIKE RESURRECTING A DEAD GIRL HUH MAX

again, this would be much more enjoyable if i didn’t know that noah was A PIECE OF SHIT

oh isobel. it was definitely your fault but i still love you ok babe cus it wasnt just you

ALSO I LOVE THAT THE LAND BEFORE TIME IS HER FAVORITE MOVIE BECAUSE IT IS ALSO ABOUT A LITTLE GIRL WHO HATCHES FROM AN EGG AND LOSES HER PARENTS

“that’s a lot” maria mirroring what liz says in 1x13 ok ok ok

“had our differences” LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU KILLED HIM

kyle love this tying the themes you learned tonight together you do good work babe

“now i’m out” bitch thats what you think

oops

#my roswell rewatch #roswell new mexico #rnm #1x03 #a riley special

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tactical-sunglasses-blog · 7 years

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Honestly I just wanted to do this

1: Name: Ivy

2: Age: 18

3: 3 Fears: The dark, abandonment, spiders

4: 3 things I love: Music, memes, Uncharted

5: 4 turn ons: Uhh I don’t really know, I guess (in a sense of imitating character voices or something) roleplaying, scratching, light hair pulling, dirty talk???? Idk man

6: 4 turn offs: Ego the size of Betelgeuse (the star), pushy attitudes, jealousy, too clingy

7: My best friend: The Internet

8: Sexual orientation: I don’t rightly know what to consider myself, can I put down “Undetermined”?

9: My best first date: I’ve never really been on a proper date

10: How tall am I: 5′ 10″

11: What do I miss: My cat

12: What time was I born: 4:02 pm

13: Favorite color: Black

14: Do I have a crush: Yeah kinda but we’ve only exchanged the phrases “I brought reusable bags” and “Have a nice day” rip

15: Favorite quote: “I won’t be able to enjoy a single one of these coins knowing you and your worthless brother are still sucking air”

16: Favorite place: Anywhere with food

17: Favorite food: Really any kind of red meat or potato

18: Do I use sarcasm: How do I properly answer this

19: What am I listening to right now: The Sound of Silence (there’s nothing on)

20: First thing I notice in new person: Their aura, like what kind of vibe they give off

21: Shoe size: Women’s 11, men’s 9

22: Eye color: Blue

23: Hair color: Brown, dyed blue/mint green undertone

24: Favorite style of clothing: Is black a style

25: Ever done a prank call?: Yeah but I forgot to *67 so it didn’t work lmao

27: Meaning behind my URL: Rafe is daddy af

28: Favorite movie: Idk man I guess Labyrinth

29: Favorite song: Midnight in Transylvania (Indoor Percussion show)

30: Favorite band: Rammstein or SOAD

31: How I feel right now: I’m pretty bored

32: Someone I love: Platonically or what? Platonically I’d go with like David Tennant cuz he’s my dude but like if it were like a legit love interest I’d have to say ya boi @marshythevamp

33: My current relationship status: Single :/

34: My relationship with my parents: Love my mom, dad is reaaaaaaally iffy

35: Favorite holiday: Halloween

36: Tattoos and piercing i have: None

37: Tattoos and piercing i want: Tattoo of something Uncharted related on my arm or something, like a quote

38: The reason I joined Tumblr: I’m trash and I wanted easier access to fanfic

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: yES

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts? Yeeeeees <3

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: No

42: When did I last hold hands?: I don’t even remember

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: Like 10 minutes

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?: I think so?

45: Where am I right now?: My room

46: If I were drunk and can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: Why would I be drunk tho

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: Depends

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Just mom

49: Am I excited for anything?: Yeah boi boutta send a birthday present to my best friend that isn’t the Internet

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: Yeah man

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?: Yeah, at work

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: Yesterday

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: I wouldn’t really care much, but I’d warn the poor girl

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: I don’t think so

55: What is something I disliked about today?: I worked out for the first time in like ever

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: Nolan North

57: What do I think about most?: Food probably oops

58: What’s my strangest talent?: I can bend just my fingertips and clover my tongue

59: Do I have any strange phobias?: Public restrooms ????? And black toilets honestly those things are scary, they look like a void

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: I like both

61: What was the last lie I told?: “Oh yeah working out was fun”

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: Neither really

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: Ghosts, yes. Aliens, no.

64: Do I believe in magic?: What kind of magic? Tricks or like legit stuff--

65: Do I believe in luck?: In a sense

66: What's the weather like right now?: Gloomy, it just rained

67: What was the last book I've read?: Where The Wild Things Are

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: Not really

69: Do I have any nicknames?: Adler, Fern

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?: I broke my foot in sophomore year, broke my elbow in kindergarten. Not sure which was worse.

71: Do I spend money or save it?: A bit of both

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?: Ew no

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?: This one Jesus candle I bought as a gag

74: Favorite animal?: Shark

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: Eating a quesadilla

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: Morningstar, duh.

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: Catgroove

78: How can you win my heart?: Be nice and respect who I am, it doesn’t really take a whole lot.

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: “This user is Stefan Karl’s meme friend”

80: What is my favorite word?: Hinky

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: Comeonrafe, behold-the-goddamn-silver-fox, galaxycat-1459, unchartedwrites, mine-uc BUT LITERALLY I LOVE EVERYONE

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: “If Sonic is so fast why does Eggman keep catching up to him?”

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: I think so lmao

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?: Wait is this a Simpson’s reference--But I’d choose the ability to bring characters to life (Is that a superpower?)

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: Idk???

86: What is my current desktop picture?: I don’t own a computer man, but my lock screen is Sully

87: Had sex?: Nah

88: Bought condoms?: Nope

89: Gotten pregnant?: Unless I’m the Virgin Mary, no

90: Failed a class?: Yeah oops

91: Kissed a boy?: Ye

92: Kissed a girl?: Ye

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: I don’t rightly remember

94: Had a job?: Yeah

95: Left the house without my wallet?: Guilty

96: Bullied someone on the internet?: Only if they started shit with me

97: Had sex in public?: No ?????? Guys why

98: Played on a sports team?: Marching band counts, right? It better count.

99: Smoked weed?: Once or twice. I didn’t like it much.

100: Did drugs?: Other than Mary’s iguana (lmao) no

101: Smoked cigarettes?: One, didn’t like it. Sam, keep your ciggies.

102: Drank alcohol?: Yee don’t tell the cops

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: Nah

104: Been overweight?: I don’t think so

105: Been underweight?: Yeah :/

106: Been to a wedding?: Yes

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: Those are rookie numbers

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: ROOKIE

109: Been outside my home country?: No :’)

110: Gotten my heart broken?: More than once

111: Been to a professional sports game?: Kinda? I don’t know if you’d call the Reading Phillies “professional”

112: Broken a bone?: Two or three

113: Cut myself?: By accident? Yeah. On purpose? No.

114: Been to prom?: Yeah

115: Been in an airplane: Ye

116: Fly by helicopter?: Nope

117: What concerts have I been to?: Only my own, unless you’d consider Blue Man Group a concert

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: Yes

119: Learned another language?: Yes kinda

120: Wore make up?: Only on occassion

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: No

122: Had oral sex?: No

123: Dyed my hair?: Yeah

124: Voted in a presidential election?: No

125: Rode in an ambulance?: No

126: Had a surgery?: No

127: Met someone famous?: Ye

128: Stalked someone on a social network?: Yes oops

129: Peed outside?: YEAH MAN

130: Been fishing?: Yeah

131: Helped with charity?: Yeah

132: Been rejected by a crush?: Mmhm :(

133: Broken a mirror?: No

134: What do I want for birthday?: Meet a voice actor or meme dad himself, Stefan Karl

#nobody asked for this #have it anyway #100 plus things about me

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