#miss me entirely with that bullshit

[fayeandknight]

I don't know what was in the air today but I had way too many clients pull bullshit with me today.

Highlights (in chronological order) include:

The client who said "don't tell your boss but" and then said, in so many words, that they think their dog is being literally poisoned by attending our class.

The client who let their dog rush another dog and then got upset when I grabbed the leash to prevent their dog from actually making contact with a dog reactive dog.

The client who I had to tell multiple times to stop letting their dog try to get into a room where a private lesson was taking place. Including getting irritated with me when they unleashed their dog and I immediately picked up the leash and put it back on. Bonus points for this one because the private lesson dog was having very vocal and unhappy feelings about another dog trying to come around the door.

And last, but certainly not least, was the client who got huffy with me when I pushed back against their "subtle" racist comments regarding a coworker.

#today really tested me #i absolutely told my boss #because the truth is they played doodle roulette and lost #the dog was displaying stressed behavior after attending an outdoor class #color me unsurprised #our policy is dogs aren't allowed to greet each other for a reason #alao stop using that martingale style h harness on your dog #it doesn't give you any control over your dog and is damaging their shoulders #the person was trying to make a look how excited my dog is to see me after boarding video #but we're a training facility and don't allow dogs to jump all over people #so to get around my keeping the dog from jumping they unclipped the leash #except the dog was more interested in pushing the sliding door open and getting at the dog on the other side #the client never acknowledged me repeatedly telling them to give the lesson room space #i may be wonder bread white but I'm not part of your I'd never call myself a white supremacist but white people are just better club #🤮 #miss me entirely with that bullshit #i just kept deadpan saying the correct pronunciation of my coworker's name #eventually the client said it correctly #a lot of people will back off instead of saying the quiet part out loud #i do in fact draw the line at racism

[sprinkle-jay]

okay but... where are the butter gummies???

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #d20 spoilers #jay's bullshit tag #d20 #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #entirely possible that i missed something last week but... where did they go :( #does anyone know #just like me to get attached to them (they reminded me of sprinkle a bit) #dimension 20 spoilers

[thatswhatsushesaid]

shitpost dispatches directly from guanyin temple - [5/?] (aka jin guangyao's personal hell, this is hell, everything here is miserable and there are no winners)

#mdzs #mdzs shitposting #cql #the untamed #jin guangyao #anyone who deludes themselves into believing that jgy was happy?? about this situation?? #or that he derived some sort of twisted satisfaction from marrying his sister #like even in the drama this 👆is his reaction on his actual wedding #this is not the face of a happy man!! #this is the face of a man who is well aware that his entire life is falling apart!! #miss me with the 'confirmed sibling fucker' bullshit implying novel canon jgy had designs on mxy #or any version of jgy in any adaptation of the novel tbh #moling queue

[hey-scully-itsme]

got a new coworker recently and she’s clearly used to offices where people talk about life outside work, which is very much not the vibe here. she’s developed a habit of occasionally coming into my workspace, pulling up a chair, and saying stuff like ‘I feel like I haven’t asked you how you’re doing in forever!’ and generally trying to force small talk and personal conversation in a way I haven’t seen before and thus don’t know what to do with. I’m on the verge of being very pointedly rude to her to get her to stop because she is not getting the hint.

#like yeah social conventions are weird bullshit and I can hardly fault her for missing my attempts at signaling disinterest #but like girl. leave me the fuck alone. stop cornering me in my workspace. i am a coworker not a friend. #she’s also in her 40s and there’s an air of anxious condescension that irritates me a bit irrationally #the kind of person you have to be very gentle with or they get scared #which is just a personal quirk and entirely fine! #i am just not good at handling that bc i was raised to be polite but direct and efficient #so it goes against my instincts which is a me problem

[thekintsugikids]

tourdust is gonna be done in less than 24 hours what the fuck am i supposed to do till october

#idk it’s been nice and fun to indulge in all the brain rotting insanity that i watched from afar as a kid (x9387482 bc tourdust is unhinged) #and to be able to just have a period of time carved out in the day to just be insane about these dudes #that ive spent my entire life practically fixated on who have brought me so much joy & happiness & are literally the reason im still alive #to be able to be unhinged without any judgement because everyone’s on the same wavelength #idk. it’s silly but ive enjoyed it a lot. it’s meant a lot to me. and im gonna miss that #or at least the consistency with which tourdust has brought to that #fall out boy forever believers never die blah blah blah in my feelings bullshit ik ik #fall out boy #patrick stump #pete wentz #joe trohman #andy hurley #fob #tourdust #so much for (tour) dust

[robotsafari]

god more i think about ansem in dream drop distance the more upset i get.

#robo ramble #hear me out. there was some missed potential there <- STATMENTS DREAMED UP BY THE UTTERLY DERANGED. #while im all for completely cutting the entire shit with riku and ansem out #i feel like there could’ve been something interesting done there. #idk maybe im just a big reverse/rebirth fan and the pandering to me specifically was done so fucking atrociously #how can you pander to reverse/rebirth fans if you like. miss the entire point of it. #also i think the ansem and terra fight should’ve been separate fights instead of 2 phases. #what if ansem was guardianless during the fight that would be interesting. #I HAVE IDEAS GRGRGSHGA #also i think the fact that the ansem fight is immediately after the black coat nightmare fight was a bad fucking move #GIVE ME A BREAK I JUST FOUGHT THE MOST BULLSHIT BOSS IN THE GAME AND NOW YOU WANT TO SUDDENLY CUT TO ANSEM WITH NO BUILD UP #i need to continue playing ddd but man am i so disappointed #no wonder why my sibling didn’t remember a single thing from this game LOL #just realized i didnt getmy thoughts out about rewriting the story aspect. well. #would you actually want to hear my deranged thoughts because no you dont.

[itsjustascarecrow]

the skypeia arc from one piece is something that can be So Personal to someone who's both native american and an anthropologist

#in both good and bad ways lmao #like there's definitely A Lot to be said about how representation was handled here but i could spend years discussing all the pros and cons #if nothing else i'm just fucking Impressed at how many moments hit home Hard #and mostly b/c i was just not expecting it like of all the spoilers i already know about this series i'm amazed i somehow missed this lmao #like an entire arc dedicated to explaining colonialism and land rights w/ an actual indigenous tribe involved???? and no one told me?????? #one piece #skypiea arc #random bullshit

[nilesmoon]

one thing you need to know about me is that I love to be a hater and love to talk about why I hate something

#me when I have to read some bullshit book for class and spend the entire discussion time to completely slander the book #but also I guess for the dumb shit ppl shit on the internet. how do u miss the point of an entire dynamic #nile talks

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

The bouncer as we leave the club yesterday: Get home safe ladies!

Me: Thank you, you too!

My roommate, mockingly: yOU TOO??

Me: WELL, HE'S GOING TO LEAVE AT SOME POINT.

Bouncers: *dying*

#how is senior week going melissa you ask #how is packing up your entire apartment going you ask #just had a meltdown cause one of my grossest friends spilled ranch on my kitchen floor and then used my hand towel to clean it up #i packed up the kitchen today we have no other hand towels #also EXCUSE ME #count ur days bennett #anyways we outta here on monday boys we are so almost done #turn in your keys by 12pm so it's no joke #the first thing i'm gonna do is relax into all the fanfictions ive missed #what good ones have i missed out on hmm? #melissa og #melissa bullshit

[actual-corpse]

I'm not afraid of becoming disabled for vanity reasons.

I'm afraid because this world isn't built for disabled people.

I'll be confined to my home because of the lack of public transit. Or I'll be stuck having to trust people to go out of their way to assist me.

Airplanes will destroy my expensive equipment.

I might not be able to use public restrooms.

There's nothing wrong with disability itself...

It's the world around us. It's so hostile.

#i dont even think pregnant people have easy access to things #then theres the elderly #like #at my university alone there aren't any reasonably placed handicapped parking spots #wheelchair users need to miss an entire class just to find a bathroom in most buildings #its near impossible to access sidewalks #theres a sidewalk to a dorm that forces rolling aid users to DOUBLE the trip up the walk #because the path doubles back on itself before you can reach the slope that allows you to go anywhere else #i have strong feelings about this #ableism #is absolute bullshit #and it upsets me that disabled people are not thought about until accessibility effects someone who can do something about it #im really sorry #my only personal hangup about becoming disabled is literally just the fear of not being able to do anything l #isnt that irrational? #im afraid of being stuck at home #unable to live independently #i would have to shell out mountains of money for aides #and then #theres the possibility that i wont have any money to live on #im angry #i hate it #i need to do better

[kellerybird]

Asked my partner for help with going to my mom's rental to find her ssn because they're not working overnight and are awake during the day like a normal person, so they can talk with whoever my mom was renting from

So why the pray tell fuck did they only go at 7:30 at night after I got upset about it. When there was only some idiot tenant's friend to talk with? I could've done that.

The whole reason I asked was so they could go over during the day and talk with someone that actually lives there because I'm unable to with my work schedule

#may delete later #im so pissed off #“let me knkw if theres anything i can do” well i have and youre missing the point entirely #also i asked this a few days ago because i need documentation for her death certificate #people keep hounding me about it #im so stressed and irritated i want to throw things #i want to break things #everyone says they want to help but when i ask for help with just one specific thing suddenly thats too much #“let me know if you need anything” what a load of bullshit #rink.txt

[icewindandboringhorror]

‘being one of the only people in your entire area actually still taking the pandemic very seriously and following safety measures while every single person around you rapidly decides they completely no longer give a shit’ moodboard

#my bastard in hell i have fucking health conditions #maybe you want to gamble your shit but I simply cannot take those risks dude #and it is increasingly hard to interact with literally any other human being when it seems like we both live in alternate realities #AND if they won't even give the basic respect of just being careful around ME #just a basic 'okay I know we apparently disagree somehow but at least while you're around me could you take these precautions #to help protect me' then it's immediately just *deeply personal reason against it* *argument entirely based on how the person #feels and not any actual current data or pandemic statistics* *random personal anecdote* *reckless nihilism based in #reasonable and understandable exasperation but still missing the point and not ultimately practically helpful in terms of genuinely preventi #ng things from getting worse and simply worsening the conditions that foster the nihilism and exasperation in the first place* *ableism* #*the weirdest fucking argument you've ever heard in your life* *some other entirely personal sentimental reasoning* #*some argument that basically boils down to the fact that they don't trust or respect or care about you and your boundaries or health* #like gHHHGhhhhhhhhhh #JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME AND WEAR A MASK FOR 30 MINUTES whY does it have to be a debate WHY is that SOO hard #also people I know keep planning stuff and trying to force and guilt trip me and others in my household to go do stuff with them #and are like planning vacations and all this stupud bullshit and now I'm constantly having to put up with it and seem 'mean' or whatever #one of my roomates is fine but the other one is more emotionally volatile and definitely prone to being pulled in by being Lonely #or wanting to do stuff with loved ones and compromising on safety because they're being manipulated by the people around them #into feeling like they're being a burden by asking people to wear masks or etc. so its a constant trust issue where I have to just desparate #ly hoep that when left on their own they're ACTUALLY going to stand up for themselves and stick to their beliefs #and not just like come home and lie about following sfatey measures then secretly give me covid or something.. hhh... WHICH wouldnt be a pro #blem if EVERYONE on the earth wasnt just acting like the pandemic is over and deciding to be reckless - because then it's a matter of #social conformity and peer pressure and following the Culture instead of the data and even people who were safe before will see everyone aro #und them taking things less seriously and decide maybe now it's reasonable to do the same thing themselves or etc. etc. #and it's like... nothing with the VIRUS ITSELF changed lol.. the response changed and the culture changed but the part that matters is the #SAME....the virus isn't looking around like 'hey people seem more chill about this now - maybe I should just relax a little bit and not #infect people for a while. i really dont want to get in the way of their pool party summer vacation and all of that. i'll just step back' #HHHHHHHHHHHHH anyway.... oi am goin inshane lov........... #covid mention #covid tw

[hojiteaversion]

baby vlad left no survivors wherever he went and I respect him so much for it

#yeah he was a rude lil shit but he has my whole entire heart #looking at my screenshots is making me feel so many things skdjfhdkfs #romance club #dracula a love story #dracula: a love story #vlad rc #i imagine his delivery of 'you're not a sultan yet' is like he's speaking to a 2 year old #also - that laia managed to look past his bullshit and fall in love with him twice is the real miracle bless her heart sdjfhsdkfhs #the 'speak turkish so well' ones don't directly follow one another but i was missing some screenshots and this is the gist anyhow

[feluka]

list of things that modern retellings absolutely ruin with the excuse of making them more progressive:

1- the myth of hades and persephone

2- irene adler

#🌻 #one day i will post a 100k words post about irene and there will be no silencing me #me watching every adaptation of irene: wow good job on missing the entire point #also spoiler alert my issue with her has almost nothing to do with romance. ok maybe a little bit #i dont like it when she's written to be romantically involved with sherlock but that's like. the smallest of my issues tbh #because i HATE when people's criticism of adaptations start and end with: #'it's bullshit that they make holmes in love with her when he should be in love with watson 🥺' #like yeah it is bullshit but please please be more concerned with the insulting portrayal of her #more than being concerned just with her being an obstacle to your ship!!

[dcwnrisen-aa]

anyone who watched the recent episode and had complaints about the rest of 1-A not being on midoriya's level missed the entire point of both this arc and this episode. it's not that they were trying to be on par with midoriya, but they were trying to save him. midoriya is the glue that holds them together, him being tired, in pain and carrying a heavy burden means something to all of them respectively and they want to share that burden with him because he is their friend ! fuck the power scale for a second, let's talk about the impact that he has on all of them ? like tokoyami, shouji, the veritable outcasts that look to him for guidance, who feel like regular people with their mutant quirks, like lets be forreal, izuku needs to be saved and while he will wat to do things by himself, he shouldn't have to.

#｡ﾟ･ ✘ 𝚒 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢'𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚢 ( ooc ) #ppl piss me off when they miss the entire theme and who izuku is #lets not forget the whole ' deku has white privelege ' bullshit they've been spewing #like bffr he's not white

[ambreiiigns]

sorry i have to whine for a second bc i'm such a complete forgetful fucking idiot ig

#so. uni. am i right #on one hand. we're poor enough that uni will just give me Everything for free. i don't have to pay anything uni related. i don't have to #pay for lunch and dinner at the cafeteria or whatever it's called and most fuckin importantly i don't have to pay for housing they just #give it to you for free the first year right #so i was waiting for them to assign me the house. last friday a friend got hers #so i swear to god. i swear i was checking up to see if i got the house too #i swear i did #apparently i got a mail friday too? saying i had to upload a thing they sent me by saturday #but i didn't see it??? i don't fucking know how i missed it i swear to god #did i really check only one of the two places i need to check ? and missed the place that actually gave me the news ? #like did i really not check the uni mails the entire weekend. fucking. did i #i cannot believe i didn't check the mail. especially knowing that they were assigning #i checked the uni website tho and saw that my place on the housing ranking hadn't changed #STILL hasn't changed so i am so very fucking confused tbh #did i see the ranking didn't change so i didn't bother to check the mails? is that what happened #anyway. #does that mean that i'm done and i won't get another chance to get a house. that is so lame and bullshit if that's how it goes #first of all how can you just give me a day time. on the weekend too #secondly if i'm too poor to afford housing and i need uni's assistance. that is not gonna change if i miss the mail ya know . like #i'm gonna see if i can talk to anyone tomorrow and see if i get any other chance at housing #if i don't get another chance. fucking hell. i'm either dropping out. or #(<- not joking if i have to live w the stress and guilt of making my mom pay for anything i'm not doing this the main reason i #agreed to uni in the first place was that i knew mom didn't have to pay. and i 1. feel bad abt needing anything from her and 2. that would #put so much pressure on me to do good bc mom is wasting money if i don't do good that it would. kill me. like i would not be able to #accomplish Shit w that stress and pressure literally. so.) #or idk i'll. see if i find money any other way. pressure my dad to pay child support on time for once. look for a job even tho it's #nearly impossible to keep a job as a uni student unless ypu already had one before starting uni #like in a place where i have to be in class until 7pm most days of the week and don't have a car how am i gonna find a job that i can even #show up at AND like who's gonna hire me knowing all this. it would have to be some extremely part time bullshit and that wouldn't pay #enough either way