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sushiwriterhere · 11 months

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a little bit of fun

this is my attempt at a drabble (1.8ish-k words), this is for/dedicated to/inspired by @laracrofted and @theharddeck because sometimes a threesome can be and is something so personal and healing <3 i hope you enjoy!! i have nothing else to say for myself lmao - minors DNI! warnings: threesome (mmf, and the boys do kiss hehe), dp (PiV, unprotected) + ass play (oops lol), spanking, dacryphilia a bit, pining if you squint tagging?? @sebsxphia @sometimesanalice @waklman @joaquinwhorres @gretagerwigsmuse @lewmagoo @genius2050 @seresinsweetie

You're midway through taking your first sip of the perfect ice cold beer when a deep voice behind you intones, "We saw you from across the bar, we liked your vibe."

Turning around slowly, you turn a very unimpressed gaze upon Jake and Javy, both of whom are sporting shit eating grins. They're clearly amused with themselves.

"What is this gay lovers bit you guys are doing?" You raise an eyebrow at the pair, nodding your head at where Javy has an arm draped across Jake's shoulders. "And why do you think it's going to work?"

If you're honest, the two of them are a sight to behold. They both somehow glow under the artificial lighting of the Hard Deck, and their uniforms are too form-fitting to not be tailored, despite you knowing they're not. Truly, it's unfair how attractive the both of them are.

"It's worked before, sweetheart," Jake's smile is sharklike, but there's little real bite behind it. It's Javy you've got to keep an eye on.

"Thought we might try again." Javy lets his eyes scan your body lazily, not even bothering to hide the way his gaze fixates on the way your thighs press against the barstool and the way your tits strain against the sundress you'd thrown on.

"Well, you're shit outta luck. Not looking to get disappointed one more time today." You make to turn the barstool around, but then Jake's crowding you against the bar.

He's so fucking warm and solid against you, you almost don't know what to do. But you push weakly against his chest and try to make a help expression at Javy over his shoulder. He just shakes his head.

"Disappointed? Baby, if I remember correctly you were–"

You don't let him finish because you slap a hand over his mouth and exclaim, "Okay! None of that please. I'll get Penny to ring the bell if you finish that sentence."

Behind Jake, Javy just smiles warmly at you and his expression melts into something that sends a lightning bolt of arousal through you, "Just one drink?"

"Fine. One."

"Thought you said, uh, you didn't want to do this again," Jake's voice is strained with the way he's holding himself back from thrusting up into you. "Fuck, you're tight."

All you can do is moan in response as you drop your forehead to rest on his shoulder. Every single one of your nerves feels like it's on fire and you think you might be running a fever. Stradling Jake's hips and sandwiched between the two men, with Jake's cock already buried inside of you and Javy steadily sliding into you, your mind is swimming with arousal.

"Nah, our girl loves a little hate fuck." Javy emphasizes his last word with a little thrust, one that jostles both you and Jake up the bed just slightly.

Despite the copious amounts of prep and what feels like a good third of the bottle of lube Jake keeps in his bedside table (which he vehemently denies he bought just for when this keeps happening), you still feel the slight stretch as Javy inches inside you alongside Jake. You're panting and whining; you can't even bring yourself to care about the fact that you're supposed to not want this. The two of them are relentless, Javy behind you, Jake under you.

"Shit, shit, fuck!" You gasp out as Javy finally bottoms out. "Both of you aren't supposed to have huge dicks," You pause to let out a whine as Jake rocks his hips up just slightly, "That's against the laws of nature or something."

"The fact that you're talking so much means we're doing something wrong," Javy laughs lightly and smacks your ass in a way that makes you jolt.

"Shit, Javy, you gotta warn me before you do that." Jake attempts levity but you can hear the way he's fighting the urge to throw caution and coordination to the wind, press his feet into the mattress, and fuck you with abandon.

Javy doesn't respond, instead he makes his point by using one of his huge hands to grab your hip and the other to grab you by the ribs and dragging you back against his hips and down onto both his and Jake's cocks. A surprised groan leaves Jake and you squeal.

You bite Jake's neck to try and muffle the moans that are bursting from your chest at the way Javy's hands feel on you, the way Jake keeps petting your sides but also pinching your nipples. He usually complains the morning after, but never in the moment.

It would surprise most people, you think, the way the two operate in bed. Javy's usually confident in that quiet way that lets you know he's competent, whereas Jake is all ego. Every time you've found yourself in this exact position though, or some form of it, it's Javy who's in charge.

You're digging your nails into Jake's shoulders and trying to breathe through the onslaught of sensations as Javy sets a brutal pace, your forehead buried in Jake's neck. He throws his head back and pushes his hips up just as Javy pulls out and the way the two slide past each other instead of with each other might haunt you for the rest of your life.

When Javy puts a hand on the back of your neck for leverage, you know you can't hold on to your ploy any longer. You lose yourself in the way your bodies move in tandem, the way Jake moans and pants are right by your ear. Javy spanks you again and you feel the tears on your cheeks before you register that you're crying at all.

Then Javy's lips are up against your ear, "Fuck, look at you, taking our cocks so well. You're so fucking perfect, made for this, made to be stretched out and fucked."

Jake groans when Javy's lips brush his over your shoulder and then he's babbling too, "Shit, Javy, I can feel her squeezing us. Baby, I can't believe you pretend you don't love this."

You think you might be trying to defend yourself, might be trying to tell them that it makes it fun when everyone involved knows that this is how you'll end up anyway, but you can't form words. All your attention is on the way the curls at the base of Jake's cock are rubbing on your clit, the way one of Javy's hands has sneaked around to the nipple he's learned is more sensitive than the other. You think you might be drooling as you moan mindlessly.

Then, the moment of light tenderness is over when Javy leans back slightly and chuckles darkly before saying, "Jake, watch this."

His free hand grabs your ass and spreads you open. Then he spits. You moan at the sensation of the coolness against you, til he gently prods at you with his thumb and you choke off the sound. You jerk away from the sensation involuntarily, a little too fucked out to control your body, a little too turned on to do anything but gasp out a desperate please.

"Fuck, Javy, do it again, she loves it." Jake lifts your face away from his neck so he can look into your eyes, so he can see the way they flutter at the sensation of being so goddamn full.

You can only imagine what you look like–sweat plastering your hair to your forehead and neck, eyes slightly red from crying, lips bitten to hell. He keeps eye contact as Javy repeats his actions and your eyes roll back. Your eyes are closed when his hand slides from your face to your neck and just holds you there.

The moan you let out when Javy moves his hand from the back of your neck to trail feather-light down your back is animalistic, it tears itself out of your chest as you feel yourself cry again. Jake tries to keep an even pace with the rhythm of Javy's hips, but you can feel the way they're starting to lose pace, clearly both close.

Then Javy starts talking. It's always the same when you're all so fucked out, the barriers come down.

"Such a good fucking girl, you should see the way you're stretched around us, good god, never going to let you go. Should keep you here so we can do this every day, fuck you full of us, sweet, sweet girl." His voice has lost its hard edge, but he keeps the tip of his finger in your ass, his other hand on your lower back.

"Fuck, you're so good to us. You look so good like this, bent over for me, I bet Jake loves the way your tits feel. You're so fucking incredible."

Jake somehow finds it in himself to speak up too, "Come for us, c'mon baby, let go, wanna feel you come around us so fucking bad. Let go, come for us."

They've never failed to talk you through it. It makes your heart clench in your chest in a way that it shouldn't when you're split open on their cocks, when your eyes are too glazed over to really see the expression on Jake's face where he's now holding your face firmly in one of his hands.

They hold you when you finally fall apart, barely faltering. Jake keeps chanting something about your tight fucking cunt and Javy pets your back and calls you our best girl.

Jake finishes next with a grunt that breaks off into a moan as he shoves his hips up hard into you, and you shudder from oversensitivity. When Javy comes it's sloppy, like it always is, his cum adding to the warmth of Jake already inside you. Everyone's oversensitive but Javy keeps the three of you rocking together til you come to and whine and smack Jake in the chest, til you brace yourself on him so you can reach back and try to hit Javy too.

"There you are..." He murmurs as he pulls out and you almost collapse from the way you know his eyes are hyper focused on the mixture of his and Jake's cum leaking out of you.

"Take a picture, it'll last longer," You grind out as you roll off Jake and throw an arm over your eyes, remembering that you're supposed to hate them, but also bone tired.

Jake's arms are still around you and your legs are draped on Javy's thighs, his hands now petting your calves and thighs. It's strangely domestic and soothing despite the way you ache and you know you'll need them to hold you for the next hour. They always do it more than enthusiastically, working as well together to take care of you afterwards as they do a team in the air.

In that moment though, Javy's smile is devilish when you peek at him and you know Jake is wearing a matching expression, "Why? You offering?"

"Oh, fuck you."

"Already did, baby, already did."

read the companion fic - “it’s not rotten work (not if it’s you)”

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suckondescoconuts · 10 months

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ⵊɴᴏsᴜᴋᴇ Hᴀsʜɪʙɪʀᴀ⚠︎︎

𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙾𝚁𝚂 𝙳𝙾𝙽’𝚃 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃

𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚗𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚙𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝

𐦐ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕖𐦐

Ok so, he got on my nerves when he started to beat the living shit out of Zenitsu when he wouldn't give him the box, like dude LEAVE THE POOR BOY ALONE!

But in my heart, I still love this feral, wild boy.

Anyway don’t mind me.

Does Inosuke know what sex is?

Since you know, he was raised by boars. Like he seen them mate, but I think to him, he thought they were wrestling.

A little bit innocent when getting into the intimate intercourse, but it's like second nature to him so he knows what to do eventually. He might need your help to know where to put it in lol.

Go to position is ✨doggystyle✨

Doesn't know the meaning of pleasing the other person so you might want to teach him a little, maybe even foreplay (good luck for you).

Biting, slapping, and degration, but most of the time he's too focused on that pussy to degrade you.

Doesn't even know what aftercare is.

Will show off or brag about his strength by lifting you up into the air and making love with you.

He's a feral man when things get heated.

He very much likes it when you start up a fight and try to put him in his place meaning he has a power play kink. And even has a breeding kink.

Public sex is on the list too.

Rough and fast is all he knows.

Stamina is maybe 4-5 rounds.

So you know how Dionysus nickname Bacchus mean loud, well Inosuke should have that title too.

After all of that he lays back on his side on the futon and quickly falls asleep.

(Sorry this was short)

𐦐𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖𐦐

"BRING YOUR ASS BACK HERE Y/N!!!"

"I said I was sorry, please leave me alone!"

Somehow in someways you pissed Inosuke off, you don't know how you did it, but you did and you don't know how to get out of this situation. And so now, you are running for your damn life in the woods with Inosuke on your trail wanting to literally kill you.

Your so scared and frightened you didn't know what to do, until you thought of an idea, that idea was to shove or kick dirt into Inosuke face to distract him from you for the time being. So you turned around stopping in your track and when Inosuke came in your view with little distance away you brought your right leg up and kick the dirt under you towards his face. The dirt splashed all over his face blinding him from seeing.

"WHAT THE HELL!!!"

You quickly turned back around and ran again for dear life, but when you thought your far enough from Inosuke you stopped yourself and stood behind a tree, breathing in and out to calm your breathing.

'What the hell did I do to piss him off so bad?' You thought closing your eyes and leaning your head back to relax.

"I FOUND YOU!!!"

"Ahhhh!"

Your eyes shot open quickly to see Inosuke standing right in front of you, you even started to shake a little from his presence.

"I said I was sorry."

"SORRY isn't going going to fix everything and without my seventh form, spatial awareness I wouldn't have found you!"

'God damn it I forgot about that breathing form of his.'

"Now for your punishment."

His hand grasped your arm, tugging you towards him, then he started to nibble and bite at your exposed neck.

"Inosuke, what are you doing!"

"I want to mate with you, if thats fine?"

"You meant sex?"

"YES, whatever you call it!"

"Then sure I guess, I would love to "mate" with you."

"Good."

Without seconds yours and Inosuke clothes was on the ground and you were planted onto the ground on your knees and hands. Then something started to poke and prod at you, turning your head, you looked at Inosuke questioning until you realized he needed help putting it in.

"Inosuke do you need help?"

You giggled a little at him.

"So what if I do, DON'T LAUGH AT ME!"

"Ok, ok, I'll stop laughing at you, here let me help you."

You took your hand out and grabbed his dick and brought it to your hole.

"Ok, move your hips towards mine."

Then he did.

"Fuck!" He said bringing his own hands to your waist, moving it with his own.

"Oh yeah, just like that, omg."

He started to speed up his thrusting, making you moan louder.

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"Inosuke I think imma 'bout to cum."

He didn't respond only looking at the part where you guys connected and seeing a white ring around the base of his cock.

SLAP

He had smacked your ass, he even watched it ripple from just his touch.

"Fuck, you like this cock bitch, yeah I bet you do."

Then it finally snapped. You came all over his dick moaning out his name in delight while he kept going until he had finished inside of you, making you feel warm inside. When he stopped he looked straight atcha and said.

"Round two?"

𝓘 𝓱𝓸𝓹𝓮 𝔂'𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓽 𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 �� 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓘 𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓰𝓾𝔂𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓰 𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓑𝓨𝓔

P.S. follow me on Wattpad, my name is @Ava873703, I post there more new stories then here

#kyn #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #demon slayer fanfic #demon slayer smut #kimetsu inosuke #inosuke x reader #inosuke hashibira #inosuke hashibira smut #inosuke smut #inosuke x y/n #suckondescoconuts #twt links #twitter links

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pinknightsinmymind · 1 year

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if you feel like it, could you write more headcanons about ellie? not full fic or one shot, but thoughts about her. like, the types of kisses she gives you or the kind of girlfriend she is

【 ellie williams as a gf hc's 】

a/n: yes yes yes yes 100% i think about ellie way too much for my own good and it rots my brain. since i wrote so much it'll be below the cut lol

she loves to see you in her clothes in fact she even encourages it its just something about it that drives her crazy

she's protective of you and always wants to take care of you and make sure you don't do any of the dangerous or stupid shit she does

i feel like ppl forget how much of a dork she is; she'd tell you all about space and the different facts she's learned, she'd explain the plots of her favorite comics, who the characters are, which ones are her favorites, why she thinks one arc was better than the other, and so on and so forth

i think she loves to chat your ear off about any and everything

she's probably afraid she's annoying, so sometimes you might need to reassure her a little bit

in a modern au she's the type to send you funny memes or videos she finds, probably browses tiktok and twitter a lot

definitely the type to send you a photo of two animals being cute or cuddling together and say "us" because she's just a sap like that

composes songs about you and acts all shy when she shows them to you

DRAWS YOU

you're one of her favorite subjects to draw, and she loves showing you every new piece of you she has

she'd send you song recs ALL the time

listens to lots of indie and shoegaze

pls pls pls for the love of god ask her to teach you how to play guitar bc she'd be so excited to show you and spend the time with you

i think her love languages are quality time, physical touch, and words of affirmation

forgets NOTHING

you know how dads do that thing where you tell them you liked something once and they never forget it? yeah she got that from joel it rubbed off on her

remembers what you wore on your first date, remembers your food orders, memorizes your favorite colors, bands, tv shows, movies, everything

so so caring and sweet

since one of her love languages are physical touch you can expect lots of affection from her

loves cuddling, holding your hand, having her arms around you, she just has to be touching you somehow

flirts a lot (but its not a bad thing) even after you two have started dating

loves kissing you all the time, and will make excuses for it

she needs her good morning kiss, her good night kiss, good luck kisses, goodbye kisses (even if she's only gonna be gone a few hours💀), one bc she missed you, a hello kiss, she will use ANY excuse just to kiss you

but sometimes she won't even bother creating one she'll ask to kiss you just bc

loves having sleep overs and nights in together where you can just cuddle and watch movies or play video games bc she's a huge introvert

the type who will do anything to make sure your comfort isn't disturbed

if you don't like the other side of the bed she switches with you, will let you sit in the last chair at an event (but not before asking if you'd just rather sit in her lap), helps guide you through anything making you scared or anxious

calls you pet names every five minutes. all of them.

love, babe, baby, babygirl, princess, darling, honey, whatever is your favorite she calls you the most

lives to spoil you; pays the bill, buys you gifts, drowns you in affection, you name it

celebrates your birthday like its a holiday

speaking of can you imagine her during the holiday season???

the two of you plan out a couple costume for halloween

the two of you are so cute together it's gross

you're always welcome to spend thanksgiving with her and joel

and christmas?? she gets even more sentimental than usual, and buys you an extremely meaningful gift

the most supporitve, soft, kind, humorous, and sweet gf imaginable just a dream come true

she feels like you really balance her out, and isn't afraid to tell you how much you mean to her or how much she loves you

she makes sure you feel loved and remember that you are loved

can't wait to move in with you and once you two do she feels like she's in heaven everyday

just loves you and cherishes you deeply

overall just THE gf you dream and pray for ugh this girl gets me in my feelings every time she's just so cute and sweet😭😭😭😭

#tlou2 #tlou #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams #ellie the last of us #ellie williams x you #tlou ellie #tlou x reader

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mywingsareonwheels · 2 months

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I've started to immediately block "and everyone clapped" commenters on posts. They somehow manage to be both the most unnecessary cynical *and* the most embarrassingly naive people on tumblr, and so fricking infuriating.

I mean... do they not know about life? Do they not know how weird and rich and singular a day can be?

When I was about a year old, I almost certainly got mentioned on a science programme on the radio (as an anonymous baby who'd been witnessed being totally unconcerned by a species of insect on a specific beach in western Scotland). My jazz upright bass playing was once complimented by one of the drummers for Animal (as in the Muppet) (and then I got too ill to practice... *sighs*). One of my ancestors was the Italian-born daughter of a Spanish mercenary during the Napoleonic Wars who shockingly married a roper from north-east England and went back to North Shields with him and their baby (and oh goodness does there need to be a novel about them ;-) ). I've had a hug from Jacqueline King to wish me luck when I was playing a principal boy in an amateur panto.

Those are four random facts about me, some impressive, some not really. I'm not particularly unusual! Life is just like that sometimes.

I'm not saying believe everything you read on the internet, but honestly personal history anecdotes in my experience tend to be a lot more reliable than some other things.

Also this: if you do "and then everyone clapped" about somebody's account of experiencing marginalisation or oppression you are being a shithead. Even if you are genuinely of the opinion that the person posting might not be telling the truth, you are entirely likely to be wrong, and the consequences if you get it wrong are bigger than if you leave well alone. One thing I haven't mentioned above is the times I've experienced ableism or biphobia or transphobia or neurosupremacy, and you know why? Because I honestly don't care if anyone on here thinks I'm lying about any of those facts above. I mean, I'll still block anyone who disbelieves me, on principle, because fuck that shit. But it's not exactly important.

Being disbelieved (especially openly disbelieved for lols) about the important stuff though? Oh man that's horrible. And nobody needs that.

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genopaint · 3 months

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Week 6 of the Daily Dragon Challenge! This is my last week before I start moving, which will likely be a HUGE strain on my time. So hopefully I can keep it up? We'll see?

As always you can follow me on twitter where they’re posted daily

And read more info on each of them below the cut

Daily Dragon #35 - Ghouldrogon

When the knights finally played the dragon tormenting the village... Something went horribly wrong. It didn't decay right. It lingers in the mountain. And it's corrupted soul haunts the lair forever. They have creepy undead magic, spewing foul smelling paranormal green flames. If you somehow successfully steal something from their horde, it's gonna be horribly cursed.

This is a redesign of a 2012 skeleton! Was looking for an old dragon to redraw and settled on this dude! But it's REALLY been changed up I guess. It's barely the same thing anymore lol but I think the new one's way cooler!

Daily Dragon #36 - Floofizard

These more rodent-like dragons are typically found near park trails and in cities with trees to hide in. They love to collect nuts and fruits, but aren't afraid to get close to humans and snatch scraps when the chance comes up. They're fast runners too, so good luck catching them if they snatch a snack out of your bag. You don't commonly see them as pets, but some people love them because of how soft and fluffy they are!

Daily Dragon #37 - Orbodon

Not exactly "man's best friend" as they can be very mischievous! Causing small problems like stealing food, knocking things over, and other trouble, then rolling away before they can be caught and get a little water spritzed in their face.

Had a plan for a big dragon today but ended up feeling a little tired when I sat down to draw tonight so I went with something simple. My brain kept telling me "do a circle one... just make it a circle" and I gave in and now we have the second dog dragon of the challenge lol

Daily Dragon #38 - Dragostein

Dragons slain across the land suddenly go missing, remains of the beast go unaccounted for... Suddenly, a new dragon appears in a long abandoned laboratory. It can't move well, but it doesn't feel pain, is physically power, and has electric powers!

This is the dragon I wanted to draw yesterday! Based on "Dragonstien" that I got from the infinite craft game. For some reason I thought it was so funny, I just had to draw it

Daily Dragon #39 - Rammosaur

A highly aggressive dragon that loves hitting and smashing things with its horns! They can even use those huge horns to shovel dirt and rocks out of their path and territories high up on the mountains! Very versatile creatures!

This creature is a redraw of this weird fella from roughly 2019 I think? Was looking for some random dragons I did in the past and found this thing. It was called the "Rammasaur" but it doesn't really look like a dino? So I wanted to redo it lol

Daily Dragon #40 - Arachnosaur

A strange hybrid of reptile and arachnid! 8 limbs, 7 eyes, Scorpion tail, powerful jaws, and lethal venom make this dragon a feared beast inside most caves. It can also spit webs from its mouth!

Daily Dragon #41 - Magma Dragoon

And of course, this is today's dragon! I actually wanted to draw a nice and simple dragon, but hated how they all came out. So of course the obvious solution was to swap to something complicated!

#dragon #dragons #character design #creature design #monster design #megaman #megaman x #magma dragoon #oc #my stuff

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delusional-mishaps · 26 days

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well guys. since i missed epic's birthday (devastating) have some headcanons :)

he is one of those weaboos who learned japanese so he can watch anime "the authentic way" (his words)

so he's fluent in japanese 💀 he literally only learned it for anime but dude was DEDACTED

he's so cringe guys 😭 i can say that. he's my boyfriend i love him

he would adore those cute anime girl v-tubers. like not in a weird way but he'd watch a lot of them

HE PLAYS GENSHIN 💀 he'd probably main beidou or raiden shogun/ei.. maybe run a full electro team with miko and fischl too 😭 (fischl is his fave character he loves her backstory and her bird thing idk i dont use fischl 💀) he loves the electro characters for some reason idk

HE HAS THE WORST LUCK ON THIS GAME THO. bro has c6 diluc (me too ☹️) and all his artifacts SUCK ASS even tho he'll grind every day

he has to spend money on every banner because he always loses his 50/50 and only gets high pity

ok enough genshin headcanons he's cringe we know this

im here ranting about a game i hate because my dumb boyfriend plays it so much

he hangs out with cross a lot ofc BUT

whenever he hears the word cross used in any context he turns to cross like "CROSS????? BRUH THATS YOU!!" (i always make these jokes. im projecting)

cant believe jesus died on his best friend fr... LMAOOO

he speedruns minecraft. he's NOT GOOD AT IT. but he can do it

he's had his speedruns ruined by creepers like 7 times

one time he somehow got into the deep dark and got killed by the warden??? idk what bro was doing down there in a speedrun dawg 😭

sorry he's a gamer in my head but hes really bad at every game he plays (just like me fr)

he sleeps under like 6 different weighted blankets in the hopes that he wont thrash around when he sleeps but he's too strong and ends up tossing them all off his bed 😭

bro needs to be CRUSHED to fall asleep!! he literally cant fall asleep without the weight

not that he likes to sleep anyway because of the nightmares but whatever. hes gotta do it. unfortunately.

he fights in his dreams ofc thats like canon but bro is throwing punches in his sleep fr

if he gets a partner (me fr!!) they gotta sleep in a different ROOM 😭 he is taking NO CHANCES and tbh thats so fair i wouldnt wanna wake up being beaten up by my bf

he is so ipad baby-core <3 he'll just watch youtube on his ipad all day if u let him but he's an old man and needs his spectacles otherwise he's holding it at arm's length 💀

don't forget bro is literally a doctor?? he's SO smart but he uses his goofy persona as a cover up

im convinced like most of the people that know him actually dont know this. they all think hes dumb as bricks 💀

them he'll casually say smth super smart and everyone is like ???????? HELLO??? SINCE WHEN DID UR BRAIN WORK??

i love drawing epic with glasses guys he looks so cute. but he has old man reading glasses

this the typa shit he wears

AND HE FUCKING. anime glasses 😭

like yk how ppl in anime push glasses up

him fr

AUUGH WHY IS HE SO CRINGE I NEED TO CRUSH HIM

he actually needs his glasses all the time but he doesnt like to look like a NERDD so he doesnt wear them

he makes cross read everything for him

they go out to eat and gotta make him read the whole menu otherwise hes holding it 2cm from his face 💔

"whatd that sign say i cant read it"

"dude the letters are huge how cant you read it"

"oh lol i need my glasses my bad bruh"

"YOU ARE DRIVING A CAR RIGHT NOW????"

actually he cant legally drive. because thats funnier than if he could

id still be his passenger princess <3 i refuse to get my license

anyway guys isnt my boyfriend so silly

im so tiredni needto seelp goodnight smooork mimimumumu

its 3am i neednto get up in 5 hours naioiiooooooo

goodbye guys enhjoy my boyfrien mdgrf

#count how many times i project onto epic challenege #headcanon #undertale headcanon #epic #epic sans #epic headcanon #bruh idk how to tag stuff i dont make real posts anymore 😭#jester writes

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phoenix · 2 months

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So, who wants to hear the story of me trying to do my review of Guilty Pleasures?

...Well, too bad, I'm gonna tell it anyways.

But I'm not a monster.

I needed to do this yesterday, because of my best friend's birthday...

So, my best friend's birthday is, well, yesterday. The 27th. Trisk has always posted reviews on the 26th of each month, so when February rolls around, I've always tried to make my review on that day be something that makes me think of him. From something as much as a movie he likes (Rare for our interests to align enough for that to happen, but I got a few out of that), to something as basic as "made in Canada". The connection doesn't have to be much, and it was always just a bit of something that made me smile, nothing more.

About ten years ago, Scott did a movie review show of his own called, Guilty Pleasures Cinema. I gave him the tagline for the show, and designed his logo, and even made a few appearances as Cthulhu. He eventually gave it up because of trying to include clips always led to copyright strikes, and the audience never showed up enough for him to be happy.

So of COURSE, the reason why I wanted to review Guilty Pleasures this week, once I heard about the movie, is obvious.

Unfortunately, the movie is ONLY available on Blu Ray, and Trisk requires DVDs because of my workflow, and creating images. And also, the one rule of Trisk is "I will own the movie". There's only been two exceptions I've made.

But this is a minor issue, because surely someone has it streaming...well, no. Even though a lot of obscure stuff is, not this. Well, surely I can find it through...other means. Again, no, and that's a bit more shocking. I can usually find stuff SOMEwhere somehow. Maybe ripped to YouTube or similar, other elsewhere, but this was just NOT out there. Or it might be, but GOOD FUCKIN' LUCK trying to find something named "Guilty Pleasures". So much porn...

Side note; I mentioned this to Scott, and he offered to look, and I was like, oh no you are literally the one person I can't tell the name to. ;)

The movie might be out there somewhere, but it's not being easy to find.

STILL, I have a Blu Ray player and a DVD burner! I've done THAT before too, but it's a pain in the ass, and there's loss of quality! EXCEPT...this time the recorder picked up copy protection signals and refused to work, no matter what I did.

Time was running out, and I had three choices; play it on my Blu Ray player in the living room, pause every five seconds, walk to the computer in the other room, right up my notes go back, repeat for 110 minutes...because of course I picked a long movie lol.

Choice #2: Scrap it for now, keep working at it, do it next year, and pick another movie REALLY QUICK.

Choice #3: Buy a Blu Ray drive for my computer, and do it that way.

I went with #3, and found a drive that was reasonably priced that I could justify, and then had to play the waiting game.

Scheduled delivery...the 26th. Because of course...oop, no wait, the 28th.

Under ANY OTHER CIRCUMSTANCE, I would have been happy to push it that late, as much as it hurts, but this is literally the one time, in 14 years of Trisk, when it HAD land no later than the 27th.

In the meantime, I had done my first basic watch of the movie in the living room, handwritten down my basic notes I do on that past, transcribed it to a text file, and gotten the post all set up, just needed the bulk of it to be filled in.

And of COURSE there was problems with the delivery. I used my STREET ADDRESS, since it was coming UPS, but they decided randomly to go 'Nah, we're sending it SurePost so it goes to the post office". But I have a *PO BOX* and not a box at my house, for reasons, and when a package with my street address goes to the post office, it adds another whole day, as it gets sent around on trucks trying to find an address they don't feel 'exists'. And they yell a me for sending it to the street address when it comes to the post office...but this is tangenting and I digress.

I scream and upgrade the package to Ground, and yep, it knocks a day off the delivery time, so the drive is at least arriving on the 27th. There should be zero problems of swapping the drive, watching the movie, and doing the thing!

But hahahaha, do you have any idea how fucking difficult it is to get a Blu Ray movie to play on Windows? IT SHOULD NOT BE THIS HARD. DVDs were just ready to go. I know all the reasons why Blus are a pain, and it's so incredibly ridiculous.

The drive arrived around noon, the actual swap was RIDICULOUSLY easy. I didn't even have to unscrew anything.

It then took me three hours of bashing my head trying to get the discs to be recognised and play. And I won't go in depth with THOSE details.

But FINALLY it got working, I chugged my way through the movie, I did the work, and got it posted around 7pm.

At this point, I had been up 30 hours, I'd recorded, edited, posted a podcast, swapped a drive, did tech support, did up an entire Trisk review, and lemme tell ya, I was exhausted.

What a bloody journey for one absolutely ridiculous movie.

The good news is, this does open up a new door for Triskings, since as can be seen here, while I've done a few Blu movies before, they were always a challenge. Now, they're on the same level of ease as DVDs.

#Foenix rambles #Triskaidekafiles

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elveneye · 1 year

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``I know now fragility.``

You would think for a character that has basically become my profile mascot, I would draw him a lot - but alas art block is constantly swinging a bat at my head. 👍

This is my version of Dagri'Lon from Interesting NPCs! Despite being a super follower there's not a lot of content on him (I understand. He's a pain in the ass.) so here's some recognition for this edgelord.

[More info under "Keep Reading"!]

Sorry if I say anything that makes no sense up ahead my english is running low on fuel today …⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ

You could say this version of him is an AU, because I changed aspects of him that just wouldn't be anything like the real Dagri'Lon you get me? Dagri is supposed to be a serious character but I sort of picked him up like "You're my friend now, we're having soft tacos later :)"

It's very funny having this ancient dude who's body is in a vortex of slowed time and is no doubt tormented by that tag along with the Dragonborn that is only alive by sheer luck. Oh and also Inigo. And they're brother and sister. I don't know how one survives hanging out with siblings who start throwing shit at each other when bored (as siblings do).

Anyways about his design!!! I knew I could improve his original outfit somehow, so I took a couple of mods, jumbled them up together aaand created something, I guess! So it's not really my design I just sort of played dress up with him LMFAOA

I do feel like I could've given him armour that's more... the best I could describe is, grim reaper-y? Like some kickass black robe - but I couldn't find anything at the time, so I just stuck with Contractor armor. It does improve stealth, though!

But no matter what I absolutely HAD to have a hood to highlight the fact he's got no head. I mean that's like the focal point of his design, his non existent head. I'm too lazy to write the entire story of how he lost it but the way I remember it (and this I couldn't find on the internet I had to listen to him repeat it in the game) was he had these 3 servants that had to guard his body during the transfer which I assume was him trying to become immortal. One of them, never specified which, was like ay fuck you guys and sort of nuked the entire transfer, killing everyone in the process except for Dagri'Lon, who's soul was now in the void and his body in slo-mo. He also says there was a dagger in his neck which he just throws in randomly? And it took him about 300 years or more to even conjure up movement. TWO ENTIRE CENTURIES LATER his body is just, still in slow motion. And his fate has lead him to be the side kick of a Khajiit woman who jumps head first into traps and cries whenever she has to count.

Oh and the horns are purely accessories. Just thought they looked cool.

"If he's headless, why the eyes and teeth?" Well here comes the part where I intervene! If I'm being honest I was like "Yeah this just looks cool lol" but I made up a reason so now I have an excuse to draw him like this.

The eyes and teeth aren't real, they're purely just an illusion spell. If you tried sticking your hand under his hood (good luck) it would just phase through. But it's not a permanent spell, so if he forgets to recast it, well you can see in the drawing what happens. It doesn't hurt him or anything, it's like some sort of ectoplasm breaking down, which now makes this drawing funny because it would be the equivalent of not blowing your nose in a while and snot shooting out when you sneeze. If this doesn't make sense in the Elder Scrolls world I can't think of a better reason sorry 💔

There's more little details that I changed about him... Like he doesn't hate absolutely EVERYTHING that isn't decay (he likes hares. really likes hares), not as Gary Stu as he is ( I like to think that whenever he makes some sort of egocentric comment some Looney Tunes type of shit happens like he immediately gets sent flying by a trap) and most important of all HE'S NOT BAREFOOT !!!

I only now remembered to mention this but he's a mage who, If I had friendly fire on, would end up vaporising me every other fight. I've never seen worse aiming in my life.

If you've made it this far, thank you very much for reading. This is like the first time I've publicly just info dumped about an interest lol.

If you've got any questions about him send em my way in the asks!

#the elder scrolls skyrim #skyrim #digital art #art #tes v skyrim #skyrim mods #skyrim followers #3dnpcs #interesting npcs #dagri'lon #tes v #elvendrawz

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marshallpupfan · 2 years

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So... those Drink & Play bottles.

When I first discovered they released a new wave of these, this time based on the theatrical film, I was ever-so determined to find Marshall and his movie firetruck. Unlike last time, the odds were a little worse now, as they also included Liberty and her scooter into the mix. Finding anything of Marshall meant I had a 1 out of 7 chance, which... isn't the worst odds, right?

Of course, when I first started, I wasn't able to find either of the two I was seeking. Sadly, for a while, I was starting to wonder if I'd be able to find them at all because the store only got a few of these in. Thankfully, they ended up getting some more a few weeks later, and of course, I bought a few more...

Luck still wasn't on my side, but thankfully, after some more tries...

I finally found Marshall! What a beautiful sight... especially given how many bottles it took to find it! Sadly, I still couldn't find his firetruck, and I was really determined to find it. Unfortunately, my odds now are 1 out of 14. Still, I continued buying a few more bottles...

And then a few more...

And then... well, you get the idea. Sadly, still no firetruck.

Before I knew it, I ended up buying way more than I expected. Looking back, I can't say I'm too proud of that. Contrary to what it might seem, my funds are quite limited, so as a result, I may not be buying any new Marshall merchandise for a while. At least these drinks do taste good, and they're full of vitamins. Not a total loss!

But yeah, I ended up buying way too many... and as you'd expect, I ended up getting some duplicates.

...and way too many of Chase's vehicle. Seriously, how'd I keep finding so many of these!? In any case, factoring out all of the duplicates...

I soon discovered that I nearly had the whole set. Not that I intended to do this, mind you, but it just worked out that way. At this point, all I was missing was Skye, Rubble, and of course, Marshall's firetruck.

Going back to the store today, I ended up buying some more again. What did I get this time?

Rubble. Well... now I'm just missing Skye and Marshall's firetruck. Sadly, the rest were all duplicates, so no such luck once again.

Disappointed that I didn't get the one I was looking for, my mother, feeling sympathetic, handed me some cash and told me to go back in and buy some more. I told her she didn't have to do that, but she said she had a good feeling. I figured "what the heck, let's do it."

And the results?

...Yup.

I now have them all EXCEPT the specific one I've been desperately looking for. I swear, this kind of rotten luck can only happen to me.

I still had a few more to open up, but I wasn't optimistic at all. I honestly figured the rest would all be more duplicates, thus more wasted money. I was starting to think I'd have to settle for just Marshall without his firetruck. A moral victory is still a victory, right?

And what did I find after opening the last few I purchased?

Oh? OH?!? Finally!!

After buying waaaaaaaaaay too many of these bottles, I finally got it. I don't know if it was worth it or not, considering the amount of money I spent, but as a Marshall fan, I'm overjoyed to finally get to add both of these to my collection at last! For a while there, I was seriously starting to doubt if Indiana got any at all. lol

And, for your viewing pleasure, here's the whole set. Again, I never intended to get every single one, but I did somehow, anyway. And I don't have to admit how many I bought in total, but just know the number might make me cry myself to sleep tonight. lol

And thus, my Drink & Play journey finally comes to an end... well, mostly. Truth is, I want to buy just one more, but for a reason.

About a month ago, I bought a bottle with Marshall on it, but I left it unopened because I wanted to display it with my collection. At this point, I'm dying to know what's inside it. If I can find one more with Marshall on the cover, then I'm going to open it. If it has his firetruck in it, I'm... well, I don't need to admit just what I'll say. lol

When or if I do this, I'll be sure to let you guys know what's inside!

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sabakos · 1 year

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@kaiasage didn't want to answer this on a frank post and risk her reblogging it.

Also I'm putting a readmore because, well... I was thinking of writing about this already so I answered a bit more than you might have been asking lol.

One more coherent one that I dealt with back in college was that the person I had just started dating at the time wasn't real. This one was especially tricky because I had a strong emotional connection to my new partner, so I wasn't sure if them existing was a delusion or if the worry that they weren't real was a delusion. I... eventually told them about it and thankfully they thought it was cute? I think I really only got over it because I realized no one would play into my delusions that long, even if they thought I was pretending, it's just too pathetic.

I guess the earliest delusions I remember are from when I was 14 or 15 I was still religious and regularly thought God was talking to me. Also the Devil eventually. Then, after I became an atheist, there was a time traveler whose consciousness was controlling my body talking to me instead, it basically was acting as my conscience, so that I could prevent something bad in the future that would have happened. I also used to say a little incantation on the first day of the month to invoke good luck, which wasn't great when I forgot and then coincidentally a whole bunch of consequences piled up on 14 year old me at once which kinda made me think it worked.

These are basically just like daydreams or fantasies, or I can tell myself they were, but I kind of lost control of them? I don't have a great barrier between speculating "what if" and starting to believe something actually happened, I mostly get stuck in ambiguity but I sometimes have found myself "believing" things that very much did not happen. There's a lot I don't feel comfortable sharing because it's too personal, even on a post where I'm basically admitting to having psychotic episodes... Eventually with these specific ones I sort of decided they were just aspects of myself that I was projecting onto, and got in the habit of ignoring the idea that any of these thoughts were somehow external to me. But I also feel a bit of a connection with DID/systems/etc even though I don't think that describes me.

A lot of the delusions are much harder to put into words though. partially because they were never coherent to begin with, just fragments of thoughts, and partially because I have a tendency to disassociate from them. My gut reaction to reading this reply (not your fault ofc) was "wait, why was I saying I have false beliefs, I don't have any of those ever" which... uh, yeah that's very clearly not true! Like, I told people I heard god talking to me, and thankfully they were catholics on a religious retreat with me so they indulged me, but, like, I still sometimes cringe about the fact that I told people about it, even though it's, um, psychosis and not normal cringe 15 year old behavior. I'm mostly lucky they were religious whackjobs, that could have gone much worse for me. But I've had real-life negative consequences for this stuff, I only avoided a lot more suspicion in college because people just assumed I was drunk (also usually true), and yet part of my brain desperately wants me to believe that it's all just something I've convinced myself of. Which is, I suppose another delusion...

It can also be somewhat beneficial I suppose - I kinda… gaslit myself out of alcoholism? I convinced myself, somewhat on purpose, that I'm physically repulsed by the smell of alcohol, and realized that I didn't actually have any justification for that, I hadn't smelled or tasted any since I quit drinking when I first thought that, but I do appear to actually be still repulsed by it after deciding to not dismiss that one. Like, the smell of beer and wine both make me gag, I have now verified this, which appears to be a thing I put in my own head? On the other hand I'm either more aware of these sorts of delusions or I get them more often since I quit drinking. Hopefully the former?

I sort of thought myself out of gender in the same way, i've shitposted a few times I think about german idealist metaphysics being a kind of psychosis but it is sort of true, I can decide to delude myself into or out of any conceptual category, and maybe everyone can(?). But thinking you can effect reality outside your own mind that way isn't possible.

It's also... not too different from how I do math or physics or other STEM-y type problems? I kind of just "know" how to solve them, usually without any ability to explain where I got the solution or method from, and that feels the same as the sudden strong beliefs that I usually tend to dismiss. Of course, I can usually justify the math by, well, solving the problem. I sometimes find solutions to problems that work even though they shouldn't, though, so it's not exactly error-free or reliable, I can't always trust it even with math.

I mean... there's definitely people much more psychotic than me, I don't really have many auditory hallucinations anymore and I don't think I ever really saw anything that wasn't there except when very sleep deprived, I think I lucked out on that front. But it's something I need to be more careful of so it impacts how I think about things.

#brain problems

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musicrunsthroughmysoul · 2 years

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RECORD STORE HAUL FROM TODAY *vibrating three feet off the ground in excitement*

(Closer photos and album titles and artists below, plus a little rambling about my finds! Didn't want to overwhelm anyone with a bunch of photos and all of my rambling upfront, LOL)

Yes, they still have the stickers on them - sorry, I'm still too excited that I GOT THEM to have taken them off for the photos yet (and eventually...hopefully soon...I will take the stickers off). Also the rug in the background/under the albums is not mine, it's my mom's. LOL We do not have the same style, although her style is definitely cool and interesting and very, in her words!, eclectic.

So, if you didn't read the image descriptions, I got: Instincts by Romeo Void (1984), Quiet Places by Buffy Sainte-Marie (1973) the BEAUTIFUL, BELOVED REPLACEMENT ALBUM for the shitty version that's pretty much unplayable that I got of it last year or whenever it was, Sleight of Hand by Joan Armatrading (1986), Joan Armatrading's self-titled album (1976), Charity Ball by Fanny (1971), The Key by Joan Armatrading (1983), Welcome Home by 'Til Tuesday (1986), and I'm the Sky: Studio and Demo Recordings, 1964-1971 by Norma Tanega (2022).

I gotta tell you all, when I remembered to search to even SEE if they had any Fanny records (I actually had a list with me of what all to search for, but I felt too geeky having to keep looking at my phone to look at my list, LOL, even though...even though I am that geeky, no judgment necessary. Just plain, hard facts), I thought to myself 'I will shit bricks if they have any Fanny albums' and WELL- I mean, okay, that was an exaggeration, but when I DID notice that they even had a Fanny label among their stacks I DID start hyperventilating, and then when I saw Charity Ball I let out a semi-quiet scream!!! (NOTE TO SELF, I guess, THEY ALSO FUCKING HAD NICKEY BARCLAY'S SOLO ALBUM Diamond in A Junkyard! I was sooooooo tempted to get it, I tell you, oh my god.) Also, when I fucking FINALLY found the Buffy Sainte-Marie albums (there was even a label for her, thank god! As I kept fruitlessly searching the rock stacks three times - yes, I went around the store four times in total looking for this stuff, LOL - I kept thinking, 'Okay, so if they have her music at all, maybe she's in an unlabeled (S) stack? But how the fuck could they disrespect her like that and not give her her own label! She's a fucking legend, what the fuck!' and then I went BACK to the folk stacks - I had already looked there once, but apparently I didn't look well enough because I totally missed her the first time, and FINALLY found her on my somehow-still-hopeful return search), I was so excited and so grateful to see such a beautiful version of Quiet Places that I almost started crying as soon as I saw it. I did tear up, I shit you not. That's how important that album is to me and how heartbroken I was to learn that the version I bought off of Discogs was shit. So yeah...assuming this version plays well, I will be truly eternally grateful for my local indie record stores. :') And I will update you all on how all of these records sound, btw. Don't think I won't. ;D

ALSO...remember that post I wrote recently-ish about how badly I wanted a Redbone album? Well, I was $10 short of buying one. Redbone (1970), in fact - "It's a double album, so that one'll cost ya $20." If not for the fact that this old dude who owns and runs the store only accepted cash, I would have bought it, but I was lucky that I even had $25 for the Joan Armatrading and Romeo Void albums that I got. (Yes, you read that right...I got 3 Joan Armatrading albums, ALL IN FABULOUS CONDITION SO WELL WORTH THE PRICE, AND A MOTHERFUCKING ROMEO VOID ALBUM, IN VERY VERY GOOD CONDITION, for a total of $22. I TELL YOU...I AM ONE LUCKY BITCH! And I am grateful for that luck, especially when it comes to albums, oh my goodness.) Anyway, all that to say I WOULD have actually gotten an album by fronted by/played by all men if only I'd had enough cash to buy that Redbone album. LOL Instead I'm a predictable bitch and I bought all women-fronted/-written albums. :')

#crystal visions of lilies in the valley #albums #P.S. sorry for the awful photo quality...that's my phone for ya #also if you're wondering if I paid an arm and a leg ($40) for that Norma Tanega album you would be correct I did.#I've been dying to hear Walkin' My Cat Named Dog on vinyl for years now so this solves that yearning!! :D perfectly in fact!

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friesian · 2 years

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*gently pats your arm* hello you're really cool and I love marwyd I wanted to know if I could give him a lil kiss on the cheek - @moonlit-grove

(Ps UHHH TES brainrot got spread to me do you play ESO if so pls.... tell me about bbys)

HELLO FRIEND!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU he is always spinning in my mind.

you may try to give him a kiss. he needs to be loved more. however i give you two warnings; 1. he cannot wrap his head around receiving affection and will probably try to parkour away. not elegantly mind you. he's about as nimble as a horse. which is VAGUELY nimble but also he's the broadside of a barn in terms of size. he'd just probably jump off from a 10 foot balcony and splat on the ground. he has Problems <3

2. his body oils/sweat/blood (you get the gist) is all VERY psychedelic in nature and is VERY potent as well. if you're lookin for a good trip give that man a kiss on the cheek (if he doesn't literally jump into the ocean from a bridge first.)

AND GOD. i need to play more ESO. i 100% have it and have MANY characters but i've mostly been playing morrowind and skyrim. i will give a tiny shout about my babies since i have to get it out of me. for morrowind. i have my dunmer/nerevarine Aros!! i don't have much of a personality for him yet, but i do think of him to be the type of guy to charge in with a sword and ask questions later. (how i've been playing the game since im scared of everything Getting Me). i started him as a bard but i have slowly somehow transformed him into a weird medium armor wearing two-hander sword knight LOL. he's very strong and charismatic. here's a WIP i have of him (right) with my good friend bo's nerevarine (left). by the way ordinator armor is FUCKING KILLING ME. however i love it so much, so it is worth it.

NOW FOR SKYRIM. FLYSHER. MY BABY BOY FLYSHER!!! (he's also in ESO but im gonna be talking about exclusively skyrim here) probably one of my second fav OCs after marwyd. he's my nightingale/thieves guild leader (maybe also dark brotherhood member?? still deciding on that one. we'll see.) and is very silent, and usually monotone. archer, acrobat, sneak thief, and rather good diplomatic talker when he has to be... however, he's got BAD luck. i mean bad. bad. BAD luck. he's known for 50/50 completion of contracts in terms of them being done right. usually known as 'the grey area' among the guild. he gets MUCH better later when he becomes a nightingale and has much better luck, but this doesn't ALWAYS help. he does have bouts of incredibly bad luck from time to time.

he may have also belonged to a certain dunmeri house in the past and is MAYBE desperately trying to escape his past. but that's all i'll let slip. for now.

also, i think a little bit of butt and body hair is fine on tumblr right? if not im about to find out the hard way LOL. i censored the actual bad bits already. but have my flysher reference i've been too scared to post because of the censors. i'll tag this nsfw-ish just in case tho.

#nsfw-ish #for the pic at the bottom. he does have some happy trail and a fat ass going on 8^I #EITHER WAY. HI AROS. HI FLYSHER. welcome to my Hell World #also pls no thirsty comments about flysher i just wanted to draw a nice looking guy. i can't handle thirsty comments atm #THANK YOU FOR THE ASK THOUGH i finally get to talk about my dunmer. i feel relief in my brain.

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demonsfate · 5 days

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This game is draining af, so you are completely right, I might take a break as well. You can have some fun and then some King, fuckingngbb Law or Eddy will show up with their cheese and ruin it for you lmao. I kinda want to reach Fujin bc I feel I'm getting better and better but I don't know if I'm at that level yet

It DOES suck because like, I do LOVE Tek! But gosh, it IS draining af. I just dunno if it's Tek8, or if I just do REALLLY suck lol! Either way, I just dunno if I can spend more hundreds of hours to show little improvement! My GOSH. The Kings are driving me wiiiiiilld. Like maybe it's just me, but I betcha anything like 67% of my fights are with Kings. I dunno if that's actually accurate, but it REALLY feels like I am just constantly fighting Kings! And like I'm slightly getting better at breaking throws, but King is just... mostly throws and it's sooo frustrating fighting him. I BEG more Tek players to pick up other characters pls pls pls.

I feel like I'm goin' WILD lately playing. Even when I change up the moves I use with Jin, it feels like people can predict every move I'll do whether it's a mid/high, low, or even a grab. And it just feels like ppl are WAY FASTER about blocking my moves (especially somehow blocking right after they attack and I pull a RA) or just hitting me in general. Like I said, I guess everyone's just better than me but it's driving me WILD. Heck I fought against this Panda that was basically doing nothing but blocking. I keep trying to hit 'em, they block, I go low, they somehow block that, I try to throw, they break the throw. And like, I could block them, too. But it seems that if I just do that, then the timer just runs down and one of us loses bc of that. And when I DO try to attack 'em, they just,,,, always know how to block or counter it. It's just wiiiild.

ALSO LIKE. Maybe I am not that great as Alisa either, but the more I play her... the more I don't really see how she's as cheese as some of the characters? She has a lotta powerful moves, but a lot of them seems to leave you more vulnerable to poking or whatever? But again, maybe I should learn other of her moves and see if I need to shake up my methods. There's this one real powerful move she does where she flies and throws her head in flight whilst ur down. Need to learn that one 'cos oof that does a lotta damage and makes it hard for you to get up LOL.

So far, the only character I seem to be "good" at is Jun despite having spent more time with my other mains technically. Like I still get decent wins with my Jun, and I'm still high in the red ranks. Yet... for some reason, I just can't play the other characters anymore.

ANYWAY, wanted to also use this ask as a chance to pour out some of my frustrations I was having. I do HOPE you get to Fujin soon!! Buuut def should take a break if it gets too stressing. 'cos as you said, this game can get SUPER draining sometimes. It feels like if you even start losing an ounce of your focus, you ain't gonna go far at all in a fight. And the more frustrated you get, the easier it is to lose that focus. I got me my wine finally, so I'm gonna wind down... watch a movie, and hopefully the wine will start affecting me after the movie is finished, and I'll try it again and see if the wine eases me whilst I play. Best of luck to us drained Tekken players!

#✏️ - ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏsᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ // (ooc)#✏️ - ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ? // (inbox)

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h0ney-mochi · 7 months

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honey hiii <33 i remember you mentioned not being so well so i hope you’re alright now?? or at least i hope it got a bit better <33

i’m in school again.. ugh i CAN’T believe my holidays are already gooone :(((( *whining*

i must admit i expected a bit worse though. (i had already bought anxiety pills). things aren’t THAT bad. math is still complicated for me and a bit boring tbh, but psychology is fun as always even if it takes lots of work and effort but it’s worth it tbh. i still do tense up whenever school is mentioned though..

to get stuff off my mind, whenever i’m not studying or hanging out with friends, i’m drawing or writing which i love SO MUCH. like, i finally feel like i’m being a tiny bit productive somehow?? also i’m going back to my bookclub today, i can’t wait to see my friends there <33 i missed them so much man. a shame we only see each other at the bookclub cuz i really like them a lot. there’s this boy who’s one year younger than me and we have this kinda playful rivalry i’d say, like we always tease each other and call each other names and stuff and idk i love it. oh and of course there’s this girl jkdhsjs <333 we used to talk about manga after the bookclub, she usually asked me to spoil tpn for her cuz she liked spoilers. can’t wait to see her again <3

also i’m trying to learn how to play the guitar. i can play the piano, kinda, but i really really want to play the guitar because.. idk it just feels like something that’d suit me and i like the idea of saying i’m a guitarist. also my friend (the one who came to sardinia with me this summer) can sing and she promised me she’d form a band with me as soon as i’d learn how to play the guitar :DD so i really gotta learn cuz that sounds AMAZING. i just gotta wait for that time of the day when my family isn’t here so i can practice without them hearing how bad i still am /hj

(my guitar is a classical guitar. i do have an electric guitar, my dad’s, actually, but my headphones don’t have a cable so i can’t connect them to the guitar jdhdhd)

i can’t afford actual lessons because i already have figure skating and those other things so adding a music teacher would be too much. ugh if only i had a real job this isn’t gonna stop me though!! amy macdonald learnt by herself through yt tutorials, and cavetown is self taught as well, so i guess i could try too! :)

still struggling with school though. i think my teachers’ expectations are the issue but i’m not gonna vent dw <33

yours

breaker anon~<3

Omg that sounds lovely!!! Guitar is a fancy instrument and I wish you luck with it! Just don't give up at the first mistakes you do :D I'm sure you'll do it. And ohhhh, the band. That'd be so cool!!!

Our school doesn't have fancy clubs like that, ughhhhhhhh... it sounds so fun! If you guys meet only once a month, then the wait is definitely worth it, each meeting can be something :)))

Yeah, holidays gone and school back is GRRRHHHHH sad, but it'll be alr! You can make more great memories here and there, plus education is needed, even if it's a pain in the ass lol. It's good to hear that things aren't going too bad - math is awful, yep, but what will you do? Good that you've got another thing that you enjoy — even if it can be difficult ^^

Yeah, I can understand. Others' expectations can be really pressuring. But it'll be okay, you just do what you can do- your best !

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lunarfortune · 10 months

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okay im just gonna type some shit for the moment or whatever but elise mf origin post because it's super funny to me

long rambly post with a bunch of card game images

anyway way back in like 2020 and early 2021 Legends of Runeterra had its Lab of Legends mode. Similar to Path of Champions but like, way more basic since it was the earlier version. You pick a champ and fight through a series of 9? stages or so, theyre all the same each time, with the bosses being Thresh, Sejuani (FUCK Scargrounds stage) and Viktor (and FUCK Guard Bots stage too). Each first clear with a champ would grant you a unique player icon for them, but I wasn't super concerned with collecting them all, I really just wanted Miss Fortune. The problem was that her starting deck is kind of Not Great and it's especially easy to get reamed by bad rng and her ability is straight up a hindrance against Scargrounds. I was having so much trouble with MF runs it was unreal. My friend cleared it relatively quickly, but I could not for the life of me get a good run going. I struggled with it on and off for WEEKS. I was just resigned to never clearing it.

So one fateful day in February of 2021 I am going through yet another MF lab run and get offered a choice between Zoe, Elise and Jinx as my deck's support champs. Fuck it, I'm thinking, just take Elise for laughs, who gives a shit anymore.

While I'm playing I'm shitposting on discord with a friend and making jokes about the whole thing, and we all know what happens when you make jokes. Didn't win that run but within a day it did get the gears in ye olde brain turning.

(i've now had this sitting in drafts for a month btw LOL i forgor)

The next month I'm starting up yet another run, and at this point I'm so demoralized by my bad luck with this I'm just like, yeah okay whatever Elise again, I'm just gonna lose at Scargrounds again like always

So I'm just going through the motions with this run and being more excited about the loot I'm getting of the Empires of the Ascended event. Somehow got quite lucky through Scars and Sejuani because the ai wasn't pulling followers to play.

Like I really cannot stress how lackluster the rng through this run was, I was genuinely surprised I got through Sejuani lmao

I guess purely to spite me, this run makes it past Foundry and Guard Bots and gets to Viktor. It's.... dicey. Elise's spiders give me more fodder to keep the nexus safe but between Elise's support cards and Sarah's starting deck, I don't really have any big hitters if Viktor starts to beef up, and I was never able to pick up anything from round rewards.

The Ruination I picked up comes in an early draw and comes in handy, clearing the board. I'm in the damn trenches clutching my spiders and fighting for my life. Another Viktor comes out, I draw a second Ruination and pop it. Viktor plays a Nyandroid.

He doesn't seem to have anything else to play. With both Sarah and Elise leading the charge, I attack.

Finally, finally, after so many attempts, I was FREE. Love fucking wins. Sarah's Love Tap took out the 5/1 bot that would have killed Elise during the Guard Bots stage. These champs speedran enemies to lovers through a month of me suffering through to get my first clear. I was utterly bewildered.

So anyway thats the story of how Elise/Miss Fortune was kind of a joke and then not a joke and I have given very serious consideration as to how they could encounter one another and how that would go.

Elise Does make trips to Bilgewater btw, thanks Ruined King!

#tatz.txt #anyway im insane <3 #i rushed the end of this bc i need to leave for work KJFHDHSJF

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