The grandpa’s are fighting
I love them equally, except I don’t, I lie, I always lie, give me your phone, look at him in his silly tiger skin, look at him--
You know there’s something wrong when the one wearing the headband it’s happier than the one who’s not.
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Ni*fty, is supposed to be an adult, but why does she sound like a child and acts like one? god.. I feel sorry for anyone who's a fan of, Ni*tty and wanted to see her be treated like an adult.
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Rottmnt Headcanon #2
Leo likes to chew on things that he shouldn’t.
He’ll chew on small items mostly, things like bottle caps, pen caps, soda pop tabs, paper clips, etc.
The man will chew on anything bendable, and it scares the shit out of everyone, even Donnie and especially Raph and Splinter.
In fact, when the turtles were just tots Leo lost a tooth doing this, and when he showed Splinter what he did, the rat man nearly had a heart attack. And let’s just say for the rest of the day Splinter carried Leo around so he could keep an eye on him, since he was scared that the little slider would chew on something else that he wasn’t supposed to and lose yet another tooth.
Now before anyone says anything, he does have sensory chew toys a ton of them actually, and he has one on him at all times. So Leo chewing on small objects in front of everyone is because he’s a little bit of an asshole, and likes seeing the others freak out when they notice what he has, and he also enjoys the chase when they try to take it away from him.
But don’t worry, after the Krang Invasion, Leo soon gets his karma, because Casey does it too, and Leo now knows what it feels like to have the shit scared out of him when Casey out of nowhere has a bottle cap in his mouth.
He picked it up from Future Leonardo, of course.
The others both find it funny and scary when this happens. On the bright side, Casey didn’t inherent the need to run when someone confronts him about it, and will spit the item out when asked.
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whoever made coconut oil taste like that, i love you and i hope you have a great day.
whoever made coconut oil feel like that, i hate you and i hope you fall down the concrete porch stairs
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apparently last night i had a lot of alcohol, yelled anxiously about mouse housing including a horror story about mouse IKEA, got very concerned my friends wouldn't babysit me if I turned into a monster and wandered around town, and called my australian friend at 2am and told her a fanfiction until I fell asleep so that's how my monday's going
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rule of thumb is never call a woman a bitch. if theyre mean well then theyre mean but they arent bitches. theres a better term for it that doesnt make you sound like a misogynist i promise.
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ok i let it sit for a second and i think the reason why niki's joke kind of rubbed me the wrong way is because of what qt said at the end of the show about how there's so much negativity and horrible stuff in the streaming space but the award show is supposed to be a night of positivity.
I don't really care about the actual joke, niki can say what she wants who gives a shit, but why would she bring up the guy who wasn't there and wasn't nominated instead of solely celebrating the super talented nominees? Why would you want to remind everyone about how toxic and awful the minecraft streaming space is instead of highlighting all the good that comes out of it?
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Imagine single-handedly killing off any hope for justice in a child mutilated by your family members in a span of 1 (one) fucking evening, then crying when he grows up vengeful and yeets ye kid off a dragon.
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I'm so tired of drawing normal human beings can i just give my Stardew valley farmer with like, cute cat ears or a tail. I'm not a furry but I'm so bored of my human farmer oc. I wanna draw a farmer with a tail wrapping around Shane like a third arm to hug him with. I wanna draw my farmer purring to calm him down. I wanna be more creative but im scared of being called a furry because people are so mean about it! I feel bad for furries but I don't want to be bullied. I like drawing fluffy stuff, humans are boring to draw, I've drawn humans for far too long. I need a change, I need to draw more fluffy stuff. I wanna draw cute stuff but i suck at humans and I prefer to draw my other ocs that aren't from my Stardew valley universe, because one has big fluffy ears, the others are like my own story entirely with a species i simply made up.
Idk i just wanna draw something new when it comes to Stardew valley but im just scared ill be made fun of.
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There is nothing I hate more than the 'word' "SHEroes"
Slapping "she" on something doesn't make it equality!!!
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As much as I adore Emma (reboot, not rr I despise rr emma) I have to agree with you that Sierra is the worst. I’m a sa survivor and lemme tell you seeing Sierra on screen ruined the world tour experience for me. God. Why do people ship coderra? Platonic and romantic coderra can both burn in the deepest pits of hell. No. They get their own pit. I have and never will understand the hype and love for Sierra. I love fanon sierra (aka the NON STALKER SIERRA!!!) and Sierra rewrites but Canon Sierra can rot in hell. I’m not a big cody fan but he deserves better.
-🪶 @feather-anonz
LITERALLY THIS. I AM TOO, SIERRA MADE ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE AT TIMES AND AT OTHERS JUST DOWNRIGHT MAD. im probably a liiiittle biased because cody is my favorite character but also. shes a stalker character. i fucking hate her. i HATE sierra.
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