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llumetesdellums · 1 year
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The grandpa’s are fighting 
I love them equally, except I don’t, I lie, I always lie, give me your phone, look at him in his silly tiger skin, look at him-- 
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You know there’s something wrong when the one wearing the headband it’s happier than the one who’s not. 
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*dean voice* I'm twenty six, dude is OUT, *vine guy voice* I'm twenty seven...? is IN
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luckydcooking · 4 months
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Ni*fty, is supposed to be an adult, but why does she sound like a child and acts like one? god.. I feel sorry for anyone who's a fan of, Ni*tty and wanted to see her be treated like an adult.
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pretty-blue-flower · 2 years
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Rottmnt Headcanon #2
Leo likes to chew on things that he shouldn’t.
He’ll chew on small items mostly, things like bottle caps, pen caps, soda pop tabs, paper clips, etc.
The man will chew on anything bendable, and it scares the shit out of everyone, even Donnie and especially Raph and Splinter.
In fact, when the turtles were just tots Leo lost a tooth doing this, and when he showed Splinter what he did, the rat man nearly had a heart attack. And let’s just say for the rest of the day Splinter carried Leo around so he could keep an eye on him, since he was scared that the little slider would chew on something else that he wasn’t supposed to and lose yet another tooth.
Now before anyone says anything, he does have sensory chew toys a ton of them actually, and he has one on him at all times. So Leo chewing on small objects in front of everyone is because he’s a little bit of an asshole, and likes seeing the others freak out when they notice what he has, and he also enjoys the chase when they try to take it away from him.
But don’t worry, after the Krang Invasion, Leo soon gets his karma, because Casey does it too, and Leo now knows what it feels like to have the shit scared out of him when Casey out of nowhere has a bottle cap in his mouth.
He picked it up from Future Leonardo, of course.
The others both find it funny and scary when this happens. On the bright side, Casey didn’t inherent the need to run when someone confronts him about it, and will spit the item out when asked.
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dampsleeves · 20 days
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whoever made coconut oil taste like that, i love you and i hope you have a great day.
whoever made coconut oil feel like that, i hate you and i hope you fall down the concrete porch stairs
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kedreeva · 1 year
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apparently last night i had a lot of alcohol, yelled anxiously about mouse housing including a horror story about mouse IKEA, got very concerned my friends wouldn't babysit me if I turned into a monster and wandered around town, and called my australian friend at 2am and told her a fanfiction until I fell asleep so that's how my monday's going
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dogboycolumbo · 3 days
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rule of thumb is never call a woman a bitch. if theyre mean well then theyre mean but they arent bitches. theres a better term for it that doesnt make you sound like a misogynist i promise.
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unhookedcandles · 2 months
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ok i let it sit for a second and i think the reason why niki's joke kind of rubbed me the wrong way is because of what qt said at the end of the show about how there's so much negativity and horrible stuff in the streaming space but the award show is supposed to be a night of positivity.
I don't really care about the actual joke, niki can say what she wants who gives a shit, but why would she bring up the guy who wasn't there and wasn't nominated instead of solely celebrating the super talented nominees? Why would you want to remind everyone about how toxic and awful the minecraft streaming space is instead of highlighting all the good that comes out of it?
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burgeaux · 8 months
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ok now that I'm in elpis I'll probably just post/react and shut off my phone immediately after more than ever to avoid spoilers and allusions and such
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cupuasu · 17 days
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real question is it normal to feel bubbles at the back of your throat after eating persimmons.......
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robotsafari · 7 months
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this has to be a metaphor. for something
#robo ramble#im just going to read this as a thinly veiled metaphorical critique for the writing of the guild in xrd.#the writers made him faithful to the DQ blue raspberry misty float. all of his character development thrown in the trash completely#missing the point of the entire guild's story in favor of the dairy queen blue raspberry misty float coming back on the menu.#people liked the taste of the misty float but never got the point of its creation. it was only the taste they wanted. you could've easily#recreated this taste but they sought to return it in the worst way possible. without getting the point either.#that misty float ruined the lives of the people around him. and yet diary queen missed the point in favor of genre defining puppet characte#they wrote him back in and just made everyone around him feel like i guess everything is fine now??? its horrendous.#they made venom continue to be faithful to the dairy queen blue raspberry misty float. they tried to convince him that he had saved his#life all along or something??#like?????? the fuck. thats awful. horrible taste in my mouth-- LIKE THE HORRIBLE TASTE OF THE DAIRY QUEEN BLUE RASPBERRY MISTY FLOAT.#like if you wanted to make the dairy queen blue raspberry misty float playable again then just revive eddie and only eddie like tf?? you#could've come up with an excuse to make him live without a host. i mean you came up with bedman suddenly reprograming his bed in his final#moments what that doesnt make sense but ok..........#its better than diary queen blue raspberry misty float#i did it. these gifs have officially made me go insane. please dont read these tags.
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kitsunenoha · 2 years
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Imagine single-handedly killing off any hope for justice in a child mutilated by your family members in a span of 1 (one) fucking evening, then crying when he grows up vengeful and yeets ye kid off a dragon.
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lucy-the-demon · 7 months
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I'm so tired of drawing normal human beings can i just give my Stardew valley farmer with like, cute cat ears or a tail. I'm not a furry but I'm so bored of my human farmer oc. I wanna draw a farmer with a tail wrapping around Shane like a third arm to hug him with. I wanna draw my farmer purring to calm him down. I wanna be more creative but im scared of being called a furry because people are so mean about it! I feel bad for furries but I don't want to be bullied. I like drawing fluffy stuff, humans are boring to draw, I've drawn humans for far too long. I need a change, I need to draw more fluffy stuff. I wanna draw cute stuff but i suck at humans and I prefer to draw my other ocs that aren't from my Stardew valley universe, because one has big fluffy ears, the others are like my own story entirely with a species i simply made up.
Idk i just wanna draw something new when it comes to Stardew valley but im just scared ill be made fun of.
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july-19th-club · 3 days
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one thing abt me is that i don't even think i particularly like olives but i eat them anyway because . family and mediterrenean cultural solidarity compels me
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There is nothing I hate more than the 'word' "SHEroes"
Slapping "she" on something doesn't make it equality!!!
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emmater · 1 month
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As much as I adore Emma (reboot, not rr I despise rr emma) I have to agree with you that Sierra is the worst. I’m a sa survivor and lemme tell you seeing Sierra on screen ruined the world tour experience for me. God. Why do people ship coderra? Platonic and romantic coderra can both burn in the deepest pits of hell. No. They get their own pit. I have and never will understand the hype and love for Sierra. I love fanon sierra (aka the NON STALKER SIERRA!!!) and Sierra rewrites but Canon Sierra can rot in hell. I’m not a big cody fan but he deserves better.
-🪶 @feather-anonz
LITERALLY THIS. I AM TOO, SIERRA MADE ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE AT TIMES AND AT OTHERS JUST DOWNRIGHT MAD. im probably a liiiittle biased because cody is my favorite character but also. shes a stalker character. i fucking hate her. i HATE sierra.
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