#my top is 3 and 7

[stopthatfool]

i know he snores like a fucking beast. i know it wakes everybody up. and i know he falls asleep in a matter of seconds. so you can't even fall asleep before him. you can't beat him. honk shoooo honk shooo head ass. i want him fucking dead. tucking him in bed all nice and warm as i type this.

#bradley and his chainsaw! (it's just him snoring) #“what is that sound. who is mowing their fucking lawn at 3 am???” #“oh that's just bradley :)” #top gun #top gun 1986 #bradley bradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #rooster top gun #ROOSTER! dumb little guy #rooster #i present this to u this as I take a break from writing ch.7 of the jeep universe #batting my eyelashes as i gently place this in your hands #stopthatfool goes crazy and explodes #stopthatfool's headcanons

[leverage-ot3]

so I’m about to start work but I have to get this god tier concept out. may post more about it later

derry girls leverage international crew

#that’s it. that’s the post #guess who watched the entirety of derry girls two weeks ago and is already rewatching it again #and I’ve made it my entire personality #not really but they are on my mind 24/7 #someone PLEASE message me about derry girls no one in my immediate circle has seen it #I got my coworker to start watching it but she’s only like on ep 3 😭😭😭 #she loves it though #leverage teams #leverage international #derry girls #leverage x derry girls #leverage #leverage redemption #mine #crossovers #if I keep this up dreams will be in my top 10 on spotify istg

[frostfires-blog]

S2 is officially in production!!!

#i'm crying #we wouldn't have gotten this 7 or so years ago #so #this is a big win for the shoujo community #hopefully some of my other favourite shoujo anime released this year will get season 2/3 announcements soon #also expect a top 5 favourite shoujo anime of the year post from me sometime in the near future #hopefully some older shoujo anime get renewed as well #once again expect a longer post about the aforementioned topic from me as well sometime soon #my happy marriage #watashi no shiawase na kekkon #kiyoka kudou #kudou kiyoka #kudo kiyoka #kiyoka kudo #miyo saimori #saimori miyo #shoujo #shoujo anime #shoujo manga

[hestiashand]

a stained district.

sasuke week day five — pain & trauma

[ ID: a digital drawing of sasukes silhouette as a kid standing in front of the uchiha district in a red and purple colour palette. the ground, doors, drapes and sasukes hands are covered in bright red blood. there is a red boarder framing the image. END ID. ]

#sasukeweek2023 #on my hands and knees #why do i do the things i do to myself #snif sniff #you can *barely* see it bc of all the filters/blurring i put on the image but #there is in fact a crow in the right tree watching him #what if i died #sidenote but i’m pushing my hardest to get day 6 done….. #i thought i was only gonna have 3 maybe 4 when the week started so… what if i did it #altho silliest part is that day 7 sasukes bday is giving me the hardest time lol #idk what to do #i cant top that mikoto/sas bday drawing #naruto #uchiha sasuke #jitters art #jitters naruto art #eye strain #blood

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

hey so uh about your boyfriend. yeah i accidentally whumped him too hard and he regenerated. sorry

#i killed my 14 😭😭 #like a fucking goldfish left on top of the radiator #i pulled his guts out again and he couldnt take it #occupational hazard #ive got one ongoing unpublised fic thats missy whump #theres been like 7 missies in that #shes changed names 5 times #little mermaid voice: ive got suicides and 'accidents' aplenty #self-destructions and -sacrifices galore #anyway she looks suspiciously like bill now she LOVES life and she remembers Absolutely Nothing #im sure that'll sort itself out but for now it's very fun #doctor voice: regenerated?? whats that mean?? #yaz: uhhhhhhhhhhhh #doctor voice: you seem to know a lot about this place (the tardis) and everything. do you know.......who i am? #yaz: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #they will figure it out its fine its gonna be fine <3 #yaz is gonna run into the house like CALL EVERYONE WE KNOW WHOS SEEN THE DOCTOR REGENERATE WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO

[gaunt-and-hungry]

Friend: You think you could take all seven of Fëanor's sons? Me: Oh yeah. For sure. Probably all at once. Friend: What weapon would you pick? Me: What? Why am I picking a weapon? Friend: What are you going to fight them with? Me: Is that what we were going to do?!

#incorrect silmarillion quotes #silmarillion shitpost #silmarillion #sons of fëanor #For sure taking on #Maedhros #Don't even question me #I have nothing to hide #I think I'd only take on for sure Maedhros #curufin #Maglor #sons of feanor #feanorians #So 3/7 #Blindfold me if Caranthir is involved #need like 12 drinks beforehand #But those are my top 3

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

one of Thee funniest tv tropes is "group of people (better if they're not friends) wake up in the same area after being blackout drunk, with it being Wildly obvious that some crazy shit went down & they have to puzzle it out / fix their mess without anyone knowing"

#psych is KILLING it w/ s6ep2 rn #i cant even attempt to eat my tiny cake im cackling too much #especially since its shawn/gus + lassie + woody LIKE CMONNNNNNN #THAT IS SUCH A KILLER GROUP FOR THIS #and its So fucking funny so far already.... #the 'woody & lassie slept together' joke... i wheezed! they did it Well ngl #but man. im 7 minutes in and its already my favorite episode #and here i was Attached to the cinnamon festival ep.... #so much can happen in 24 hours </3 #absolutely unprompted #anyway absolutely iconic quartet of characters i didnt know i needed it but im so glad i have it #the four of them trying to keep their cool in the autopsy room... asdkandjkafkjan TOP TIER #fishtank gun my beloved #one day i hope to write this trope. i hope i do it well #i have many ocs it could work soooooo fucking perfectly with #the idiot squad especially.... #and many media-based characters as well! #honestly this trope can work with anyone. well now that i think about.... the less 'on brand' it is the funnier #like the wh crew? who cares if puppets cant get drunk. that shit'd be hilarious #i just know they'd be so fucking insane about it. the weirdest blackout shenanigans ever...

[aworldofendlesswonder]

serotonin generator (pocket sized)

[pattern]

#data soong #star trek tng #crochet #i was making shit up as i went wrt colour changes so he's a bit wonky but i think it all worked out in the end #i would probably only do one row of black at the top next time tho #also switching colours in i-cord is not actually as much of a nightmare as i thought it would be tbh #also also pls ignore how round and flat the hair is i have yet to figure out how tf to Do Hair Good #ANYWAY #pls perceive the results of my ongoing category 7 autism event <3

[front-facing-pokemon]

#one from slightly further away under the cut so you can actually see the rest of their beak. but i thought the closer one was funnier #starly #this is another one of those “default early route birds” to me. though i think this is one of my faves just because of the feather patterns #the design is pretty. if i saw a bird in real life that looked like this i would think it's pretty. and i've always liked the sounds it does #i dunno maybe it's nostalgia talking bc gen 4 was the game i played a lot as a kid despite gen 6 being my favorite gen #but i don't even remember what the early-route bird *is* for gen 6. off the top of my head. at this moment. i don't even know #i can try to list them all in order #kanto‚ pidgey; johto……… uuuuhhhh……………… fffuck i'm already having a rough time. gen 3 is taillow. i know that. gen 4 starly‚ gen 5 the uhhh #bitch that evolves into unfezant i don't remember their name. gen 6 who fucking knows‚ gen 7 who fucking knows #okay wow i just googled a list i didn't even think of half of these as early route birds. pidgey‚ spearow‚ wingull?? i dunno #taillow feels more like an early route bird to me. starly‚ #PIDOVE that's their name‚ fletchling which i LOVE but i always just remember the fucking pidgey you always encounter first #pikipek whatever i didn't play gen 7 very much‚ rookidee i remembered evolves into corviknight and then i knew wattrel. bc i was like #wow it's an electric-type! i probably look like a total fake pokémon knower right now and well uh #i am. not. a fake pokémon knower. i'm a pokémaster i promise this just isn't a category of pokémon i think about very often

[icewindandboringhorror]

More misc. daily life pictures and such

#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that -- #1 & 2 - Very bright pretty looking sky ! #2. HUGE icicle that looked like you could kill someone with it or something.. Pulled from near a gutter on the side of a building #3. & 4 & 5 - various images from a silly party I had where I pretended to be some elf king turning like 204 years old lol (also not like #a REAL party. Only my roommates were there really and we're all in the same household bubble. #just to clarify. I would never dare have a large party anyway given #my hermitous nature but on top of that.. didn't want there to be some implication that I'm having a Party while covid is still ongoing lol. #NEVER.. But I do love dressing up as some fantasy character so much.. The only thing that could ever bring a true hermit wizard #to engage with others socially is the prospect of connecting it somehow to fantasy worlds and costumes lol. One must simply dress up #as a silly 200 year old man from time to time and pretend you've never seen a balloon before in your life. etc. #6. bapy boye... feets #7. The main food that I made for the elderly elf man 'party'. which was a Deconstructed Beef Wellington (kind of as ajoke since I watch s #o many silly cooking competition shows and they always make stuff 'deconstructed' at the last minute when under time limits or whatever.) #I've wanted to make beef wellington a few times but Ithink to do it well I'd need like..an actual kitchen and a lot of time and #an oven that fully works to bake things and etc. etc. So I thought this would be an easier method. A thick steak cut round to kind of mimi #c the round tenderloin or whatever it is in a wellington. instead of the puff pastry being wrapped around - I just did star shaped cut outs #of pastry and baked them and put them on top (to go with the star theme). instead of mushroom duxelles being wrapped around in pastry #its in a little circle under the steak. and instead of mustard being brushed onto the meat I made a mustard gravy sauce type of thing #Then of course asparagus on the side.. my favorite... Though I know some wellington #also has a layer of prosciutto I think. or I saw one person use crepes. I didn't feel it was necessary to incorporate that too lol #8. bapy son helping me do a giant puzzle that took me hours and I had no idea it was actually that large of a puzzle #until I started putting it together and for some reason it made me stressed by the end instead of relaxed lol.. puzzle fatigue #photo diary

[eclipsedsuns]

idea from @haylewilliams <3

#i’m a massive track 7 enthusiast #it is killing me that state of grace isn’t on here but better man is winning in this moment #shut up carley #also my top 3 from folklore are my top 3 ever which is crazy #taylor swift poll

[socialistexan]

I am cursed to just keep buying the same games over and over, huh?

#listen this is one of my top 3 games and has been since i was like 7

[tittyinfinity]

it's crazy finding out you're autistic as an adult bc then you start to notice the ways it affects you and has affected you throughout life

and then it becomes a hyperfixation bc you're like "omg this makes so much sense now" and you start feeling a bit better about yourself knowing that there's an explanation to everything

#.bdo #autism #''panic attack disorder'' they have all been full-on meltdowns #which is just as much of a reason that I stopped working as my chronic pain #bc the last job i had i quit in the middle of a phone call #bc the lights and sounds on top of the problem solving on top of my ADHD were Too Much #i was also incorrectly diagnosed with both bipolar type 1 and BPD #it was the PTSD mixed with everything else like my post-partum depression and psychosis #found out that the ''bipolar'' was just me being happier when i have my pain meds #and getting everything done in those couple of weeks where i felt better (''mania'') #and of course more depressed when i'm in more pain bc i can't not notice it #and then also my period really fucks me up too and i get extremely angry for 3-7 days straight #but anyway #i noticed how i stim and how the way i think specifically in patterns and numbers #i've always had really bad texture issues w both food and fabric #i have misophonia and can also feel certain noises (ESPECIALLY mouth noises)(ESPECIALLY if it's repetitive) #it makes me feel like i need to make the noise too #and half the people in my family have vocal stims #ik they can't help it but it sends me into panic attacks & meltdowns #i can hear electricity on top of my tinnitus #i get socially overwhelmed easily bc of all the masking #i talk to myself and make my own noises when im alone #i have repetitive thoughts that will cycle for weeks sometimes months at a time #so i think the ocd is comorbid #bc ever since i was like 5 i've had this pattern that i HAVE to tap on things every now and then or it drives me insane #i get intense hyperfixations for months or years #there's just a lot i notice about myself now

[queercodedvillains]

Wake up babes, new chapter of mallrats just dropped <3

Mallrats (23114 words) by QueerCodedVillains Chapters: 3/9 Fandom: Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Deidara/Sasori (Naruto), background kakuzu/hidan Characters: Sasori (Naruto), Deidara (Naruto), Hidan (Naruto), Kakuzu (Naruto) Additional Tags: SasoDei Week 2023 (Naruto), 90'S, Akatsuki - Freeform, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Claire's AU, Mafia AU, If You Squint - Freeform, we are taking liberties translating the akatsuki into a modern setting here, Drug Use, Drug Dealing, Blood and Violence, POV Alternating, Bottom Deidara (Naruto), Top Sasori, BDSM, Impact Play, Praise Kink, Edging, Orgasm Control, Overstimulation, Sasori is still a puppet master but only in the loosest terms, if you catch my drift, Shibari, Suspension, Fucking Machines, Porn With Plot, Hurt/Comfort, Bratting, brat taming, Dom/sub Series: Part 1 of Mallrats Cinematic Universe Summary: In which the Akatsuki are 90's mallrats by day, crime syndicate by night. All the best criminals have a day job to launder their rent money, but the real fun only starts once they're off the clock.

#deidara #sasori #sasodei #claires au #mallrats #i dont wanna give any spoilers but #if you didnt know the difference between power dynamics vs positions #aka dom/sub vs top/bottom #hopefully you will now uwu #smut now plot later #head empty just these guys going at it like fucking rabbits 24/7 #we'll get to the plot when i say so until then we're all just gonna be happy the muse caught me on a day off #okay? okay <3 #my writing #mallrats!akatsuki #its my au i get to pick the tags #yes i am still working on my sasodei2023 fic after already posting another sasodei2024 fic #ariana grande and what about it dot gif #sighs deeply #when will i be free #when will i be cured of the brain rot #i really gotta carve it out with my own two hands and post it on the internet #its just me and a few dozen fellow inmates of the sasodei unit of the psychward #we are in this together lads #smh i gotta do everything around here if i wanna read it i gotta fuckin write it. and i WILL. its rotten work but christ alive ill do it

[sugarglider-s]

Kai every single day of his life: if I don’t save Lloyd from impending doom and use myself as a human shield to protect him then why the fuck am I even on this team

#not ship theyre BROTHERS #ninjago #Kai smith #lloyd garmadon #it’s just. very funny to me because I can name 3 scenes off the top of my head where this exact scenerio happens: #volcano true potential season 1 #river diving scene season 5 #and dragon flying scene season 7 #like KAI. WE GET IT. HES YOUR LITTLE GUY AND IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HIM YOULL BLOW THIS WHOLE BUILDING UP

[hystericfae]

I counted all the dogs and cats and it's 9 dogs and 7 cats plus the new kitten 😩

#chloe shush #of course 2-3 of the cats are having issues and like 3 dogs are dog aggressive #on top of literally everything else I have to worry about like the bath leaking badly 😭 #I had to do the baths in the kennel because of it #and then the trash lock is jammed so like? guess i just ....fuck myself about it or something until my coworker comes in tomorrow #oh AND i checked the reservations. guess who's coming in AGAIN on monday?? #the screaming fucking frenchies. why? literally why #and I can't even escape them after monday because i ALSO FUCKING WORK TUESDAY 😭😭😭😭 #This is the first time I've ever worked 6 days in a row im basically at the clinic more than I'm at home 😩😔 #I was lucky enough to leave at 11 yesterday but then we came back at 4:30 and stayed till 6:30 and i had to come AGAIN #at around 7 pm because UGhhhhh