I like my coffee like I like my women.
So hot that all my friends are like "there's no way he's putting his dick in that!
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My dick, filled Pope John Paul wall to wall, your dick, scared hiding behind your balls
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i love u vampie hows ur day going^---^
hi hi pretty i am trying 2 stay warm in the sunligjt Rn it is a snowy ass saturday :] i hope ur havin fun 2day Sending u love + any snowflakes i see
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@istherewifiinhell I DIDNT KNOW I TAGGED SOMEOEN AND THEN I IMMEDIALTY FUCKED OFF TO PLAY EARTHB.OUND [WAILING]
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got the weirdest fucking email
all it said was "sorry wrong email address"
like dude. You clicked send
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just found out mitula means “mydick” and now im in shambles
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gay #mydick #pump #pumping #moobs #bigdick #gaysex #bigpenis #fatdick #sexy #sex #chub #bear #gaybear #chubby #saline #nipples #bignipples #breast #chest #boobs #bigboobs #russiangay #moscowgay
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sniper oc and mydick
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IM BEGGING YOU TO JERK OFF MY COCK
PLEASE ITS SO NEEDY AND SENSITIVE PLEASE ILL COME UNDONE SO EASYFOR YOU
I NEED TO HUMP YOUR HAND I NEED TO CUM FOR YOU PLEASS PLEASE JERK OFF MYDICK PLEASE
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Computer: enter a password.
Adam: "types mydick"
Computer: your password is too short.
Adam: HOW DARE YOU!!
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this is the closest ive ever been to thunder it's getting me kinda hard it's like it's thubderoing out of mydick
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Im in a horrible mood. So he has to as FUCKING. WELL. MERRY FUCKING CHRISMAS. SUCK MYDICK
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SHE IS A DELICIOUS FLAVOR AND U CAN ALL SUCK MYDICK ABT IT
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