Tumgik
#mylène hapréle
queer-cosette · 2 years
Conversation
Zoé: Hey, guys!
Everyone: Hey!
Mylene: Oh, hey, how'd your date go?
Zoé: Ah, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said "Hey, we should do this again!"
Everyone: *winces sympathetically*
Kagami: What? He said they should do it again, that's good, right?
Rose: Not really. Loosely translated, "we should do this again" means "you will NEVER see me naked".
Kagami: Since when?
Marinette: Since always. It's like Dating Language, y'know, like, "it's not you..." means "...it is you."
Alix: And how "you're not like other girls!" means "I've already set ridiculously high standards for you to meet and am going to act betrayed when you can't."
Alya: Or, or, you know, "um, I think we should see other people" means "haha, I already am!"
Kagami: And everyone just... knows this?
Juleka: Sure. It cushions the blow.
Alix: It's like when you were a kid and your parents put your dog to sleep and they told you they sent it to live on some farm out in the country.
Kagami: Ah...
Luka: That's funny, actually, because our mom really did send our dog off to live on a farm!
Juleka: Uh... Luka...
Luka: What? Hello, the Beauchamps' farm in Dijon! The Beauchamps, they had this unbelievable farm! They had dairy cows, and rabbits for her to chase, and it was... it was...
Juleka:
Luka:
Luka: Oh my god, Chi-Chi!
127 notes · View notes
ecofinisher · 2 years
Text
Ecofinisher’s Next Gen children (Miraculous)
I legit forgot I had this post in the draft box to share, but TBH I forgot why I didn’t in the first place 😂 Okay I believe it has something to do with the Super Nathan 4 fanfic, which has been on hiatus for a while. But honestly this past months it’s quite hard for me to come up with any ideas to keep moving on the fic. I had started another fic as well (Which I won’t post now because of writers block and breaks) and even there I don’t seem to be able to continue.  
The characters are made as Sims 4 characters, because I’m a lazy artist (And I’m not that good)
1. Chantal Lahiffe, only daughter of Nino Lahiffe and Alya Lahiffe (Née Césaire)
Chantal Lahiffe is the only daughter of Nino Lahiffe and Alya Césaire. She’s the perfect mix of both her parents. Mature, Smart and chatty like her mother, calm, virtuoso and humane like her father. Most of the times, she’s the first friend people come to talk about issues. 
Inspired by Velma (The smartness), Yumi Ishiyama (Maturity), Sam (Leadership)
Tumblr media
2. Kodiak “Cody” Bruel, only son of Ivan Bruel and Myléne Bruel (Née Hapréle)
Kodiak a.k.a Cody is the son of Mylène Haprele and Ivan Bruel. Very likely to his dad a fan of rock and heavy metal, but also a very kind person like the mother. Cody befriends Luka’s son Rouven during the creche and the time their parents met in the free-time, the years that passed lead the two to become good friends.
Inspired by Home Simpson (Gluscomy), Abby Sciuto (Gothik style), lead singer of MCR, 
Tumblr media
3. Elliot Agreste, son of Adrien Agreste and Kagami Agreste (Née Tsurugi)
Elliot Agreste is the first child to Kagami and Adrien Agreste and inherited almost everything from his father and from the character, he’s closer to his mother. Elliot is very close to his mother and due to his father’s interest in studying for medecine his relationship with him is low at the begin.
Inspired by Ulrich Stern (Clothing style),  WIlliam Dunbar (Personality), Danny Jackson (Playfullyness), 
Tumblr media
4. Nathalie Kurtzberg, daughter of Nathaniel Kurtzberg and Lila Kurtzberg (Née Rossi)
The first child of Nathaniel and Lila. Coming out after her dad, Nathalie’s quite a closed person at the first sight, but soon after she gets to know them she’ll be as much as talkative as her mother. 
Inspired by Kiara (Playfully), Judy Hopps (Determination), Belle (Loves reading), Lilly (Shyness)
Tumblr media
5: Rouven Couffaine, only son of Luka Couffaine and Marinette Couffaine (Née Dupain-Cheng)
The only son of Luka and Marinette, Rouven Couffaine seems to be your typical bad boy type, but he’s when you get to know him a, he’s actually not as bad as he looks. He’s just a little....temperamental. From which side of the parents he’s got it remains unknown.
Inspired by: Odd Della Robbia (Bad boy attitude), Bart Simpsons (Rebellious), Donald Duck (Temperament) and Jin (Self-absorbed) 
Tumblr media
17 notes · View notes
queer-cosette · 3 years
Conversation
Miraculous vocal alignment from the perspective of an MT teacher
Marinette: soprano
Alya: mezzo-soprano
Adrien: tenor
Nino: baritone
Ivan: bass
Myléne: high soprano
Kagami: alto. she always thought she was a terrible singer because she couldn't hit high notes. but then Juleka's like "just take the bass notes dude" and she realises she's actually a good singer
Luka: baritone
Chloé: alto but thinks she's a soprano
Sabrina: mezzo-soprano but always forced to sing alto when she and Chloé do karaoke
Rose: high soprano. girl can sing Glinda with freakish ease.
Juleka: the nicest fucking alto you have ever heard in your goddamn life
Nathaniël: you'd think he was a baritone but he's a bass
Marc: tenor
Alix: mezzo-soprano
Max: tenor
Kim: baritone but he can falsetto really well. which is weird for a baritone but not impossible
Lila: can't fucking sing. she's tone deaf. but she's technically a soprano, because to quote Ms Darbus, she's been known to hit notes not previously accessed in the natural world.
441 notes · View notes
queer-cosette · 3 years
Photo
Tumblr media
please someone stop me from making tiers
edit: HOLD ON WHERE THE FUCK IS NATHANIËL
35 notes · View notes
queer-cosette · 3 years
Conversation
Alya: Anyone with the mistaken impression that the tension between Marinette and Lila is easing only needs to sit in my car while I drive everyone to the nearest mall in order to be corrected.
Alya: As my best friend, Marinette automatically rides shotgun and therefore gets control over the AUX cable.
Alya: Today she played Plastic Man by the Kinks 15 times in a row.
Alya: Every time the line "he's got a phony smile that makes you think he understands, but no one ever gets the truth from Plastic Man" came up she would turn and look at Lila.
Alya: ...The tension was not helped by Juleka, Mylene, Rose and Alix singing along as a barbershop quartet.
82 notes · View notes
queer-cosette · 4 years
Text
Marinette: *writing in her diary* Just had the worst nightmare. We were at a Best Super Squad competition, but just before we were up to show off our powers I checked the rest of the team and Vesperia had a tiny bumblebee body with her regular-sized head, Polymouse had forgotten half of the Multitude and was missing her arms and legs, and Chat Noir had been re-Akumatized into Chat Blanc and had turned the rest of the team to stone.
Marinette, sobbing: He kept saying, "It's OK, we can take them home and they can live in the garden with the other gnomes."
54 notes · View notes
queer-cosette · 4 years
Text
OK but out of the Miraclasse, who drives like a grandma, who drives like a maniac, who’s a good driver, and who is banned from going near the driver’s seat at all costs?
64 notes · View notes
queer-cosette · 5 years
Text
Adrien: Chloé's not that bad.
Marinette, Alya, Nino, Nathaniël, Ivan, Mylène, Rose, Juleka, Max, Kim and Alix: Yes, she is.
Adrien: She means well.
Marinette, Alya, Nino, Nathaniël, Ivan, Mylène, Rose, Juleka, Max, Kim and Alix: No, she doesn't.
116 notes · View notes
queer-cosette · 4 years
Conversation
The MiracuSquad as things I've done while drunk
Marinette: Slipped on concrete while running towards a bin to spit out a lime and concussed myself
Alya: Wrote 'Elizabeth-Jane and Tess should have ended up together and you can't change my mind' in permanent marker on a school whiteboard
Adrien: While dressed as slutty Chat Noir, passed out on the couch for three hours then vomited on the carpet
Nino: Spent an hour arguing with my friend about who loves the other more
Ivan: Told a music major with a worrying amount of sincerity that I thought his favourite band (Fall-Out Boy) was garbage because 'the guy just sounds whiny'
Mylène: Tried to pick up litter and passed out next to it
Rose: Accidentally covered a bathroom in rainbow confetti from a party popper that went off in my bra
Juleka: Stood up, announced to a room full of emo boys that I was probably a lesbian, and passed out
Alix: Turned up to my first day of Fifth Year
Kim: Helped start an in-school riot with water guns
Nathaniël: During the Cha Cha Slide, tried to go low and could not get back up
Max: While in a museum, cried over a very nice Ichthyosaur fossil, explained loudly to a crowd that the blue whale model was too fat because it was based off the measurements of bloated dead whales, and then tried to fight an animatronic T-rex
Chloé: At Senior Prom, got my English teacher to join in slut-dropping to Flo Rida's Apple-Bottom Jeans
Sabrina: Announced to my American History teacher that I thought Abraham Lincoln was very sexy and got her to write 'I need this man, he fights' on the back of my shirt
Marc: Gave myself a nosebleed to avoid interacting with an ex-boyfriend
Luka: Wrote a song called 'Fuck You Pauline' about my college arch enemy that consisted of me sobbing 'fuck you Pauline' while strumming E minor, C, A minor and B repeatedly
Kagami: Tried Bacardi for the first time, spat it out and announced loudly in the middle of the street that pussy tastes better
Lila: At a house party, had a bottle of Vodka I was not supposed to have, saw the party host coming into the room and chugged it all, then claimed I was choking because I was dying
63 notes · View notes
queer-cosette · 4 years
Text
Cheer Me A Miracle, Chapter 3
“READY? OKAY! KICK-BACK-TURN-JUMP-KICK-BACK-TURN-JUMP-SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE-TURN-TURN-KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK-TURN! KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK-JULEKA, KEEP SHAKING YOUR GODDAMN POM-POMS! KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK-SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE! SPIN-SPIN-SPIN-SPIN-SPIN-SPIN-SPIN-SPIN! NOW SWITCH! FLIP THOSE PONYTAILS, GIRLS! ROSE, THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A FLIP! NOW CHANGE POSITIONS! OKAY, KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK-TURN! KICK – WAIT FOR IT, ALYA! – HIGH-KICK! DROP-DROP-DROP-DROP-DROP-DROP! BOUNCE-BOUNCE-BOUNCE-JUMP-BOUNCE-JUMP-JUMP-JUMP! DROP-DROP-DROP-DROP-DROP-DROP-DROP-DROP! BOUNCE-BOUNCE-BOUNCE-JUMP-BOUNCE-JUMP-JUMP-JUMP! MYLÈNE, GET OUT OF THE WAY! OKAY, NOW MARINETTE, CARTWHEEL-CARTWHEEL-SPLITS! JULEKA, ALYA, WHERE IS MY PYRAMID BASE? ROSE, MYLÈNE, CARTWHEELS, NOW! MARINETTE, UP, SPIN, ROUND-OFF, HIT, HOLD!”
The new cheer squad hit the final pose of their routine: a six-person cheer-a-mid with Marinette balanced precariously at the top, arms thrust in the air and a noticeably strained grin on her face that mirrored her fellow squad members. The grins had been real at the start of the practice, but Chloé had taken the girls’ lack of experience to mean she must go over every routine in perfect detail at least ten times every single time, and insisted on hollering the moves all the way through unless everyone got it Absolutely Perfect.
(This might have been partially because she was sore over the fact that, when put to a vote, the other girls had easily picked Marinette over Chloé to be at the top of the cheer-a-mid. Marinette was the only other girl with the gymnastics experience to get up there, and everyone privately thought they’d be drastically less tempted to drop her.)
Read on AO3
9 notes · View notes
queer-cosette · 4 years
Photo
Tumblr media
made a thing. think it’s accurate.
29 notes · View notes
queer-cosette · 4 years
Link
Chapter 6 of Cheer Me A Miracle is UP!!!
No update on this fic next week, but I will be updating one of my other ones on Sunday as a birthday present to myself!
3 notes · View notes
queer-cosette · 4 years
Link
Chapter 5 of Cheer Me A Miracle is UP!!!
(Please go read it, I’ll love you forever)
3 notes · View notes
ecofinisher · 5 years
Text
TomatoFox Wolkenbruch AU
This is based on my memory from this movie I saw almost about a year ago.  
Mordechai “Motti” Wolkenbruch - Nathaniel Kurtzberg (The Jewish boy) Laura - Lila Rossi (The Schicksa) Michèle - Mylène (Other Jewish girl) Jael - Alix (The one-night stand) Yossi - Ivan (Motti’s friend) Judith Wolkenbruch - Nathaniel’s mother Moische Wolkenbruch - Nathaniel’s father
Fortune teller = Marianne Lenoir
The Rabbi = Master Fu
The young Jewish orthodox man Nathaniel Kurtzberg is in his 20ties and the mother is trying to hook him up with other Jewish women much to Nathaniel’s dismay. After many times her mother finally thinks Nathaniel starts to take interest on the girl Mylène Hapréle which actually got along with Nathaniel pretending to like each other so their parents would stop with the shipping. At the university Nathaniel fells high over heels with a new exchange student named Lila, which is a so-called schicksa, a non-Jewish girl.
Nathaniel loses his way from the traditions by getting rid of his beard and substituting his glasses by contact lens, which causes his mother to get losing hopes on him.
A rabbi suggested his parents to send him to Israel to get to know better his culture and he ends up having a one night stand with a girl named Alix.
Nathaniel came back all modern dressed waking up the interest of the Italian exchange student, which invites him to a drink. She invites him afterward to a party inside her commune and both end up sleeping with each other.
The next day Nathaniel tells Lila he would like to introduce her to her mother hoping she would like Lila. They had a more or less normal conversation and after Lila left his mother went riot arguing with his son and Nathaniel got kicked out from the house and he went back to Lila to tell what happened. Lila confesses Nathaniel she isn’t ready for a relationship breaking Nathaniel’s heart which left her back alone and reserved a room in a hotel, where he ended up getting drunk as he wanted to cure his heart.
At the university, Nathaniel comes along Mylene, who had a date with Ivan and both cheered him up and left Nathaniel alone, which then received a phone call from Lila afterward, he walked away while the phone kept ringing.
(The movie left the viewers an open ending, so it’s up to them, what happens afterward) 
youtube
6 notes · View notes