me at 2am on the friday after thanksgiving eating the leftover mashed potatoes i found in the fridge
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Johnlock Marriage Recs
A couple of years ago, I posted a list of angsty Johnlock marriage fics. Then last year a list of wedding-themed fics (although it’s not necessarily John and Sherlock who get married.)
So to round things off, I thought it was time for an update of fics in which John and Sherlock get married (although it may not be the main point of the fic).
A Desperate Indulgence by LollipopCop (34K, M, Johnlock) John thinks it's 2012 after waking up with amnesia, having no memory of Mary. Sherlock, exhausted from years of tension and hiding his love, pretends they got married instead.
A Study in Sentiment by ManicMoose (11K, E, Johnlock) The Honorable Captain John Watson has been invalided home, only to find that his elder sister Harriet, the Viscount Sondes, has gambled away everything of value, including his own modest inheritance. With no other recourse, he reluctantly enters the marriage market, in the hopes of a securing a convenient spouse willing to trade their fortune for his family name.
Castle and Sand by grey853 (158K, E, Johnlock) Sherlock and John both have difficult pasts that affect their evolving relationship. When John prevents a mugging, it sets off a dangerous chain of events that not only impacts him, but his whole family. In the end there's a wedding and a honeymoon, but will there really be a happy ending?
For Love by toyhto (13K, M, Johnlock) Sherlock asks John to marry him. It's for a case. Probably.
Fornicatio Autem by azriona (50K, E, Johnlock)
England, the 13th century. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been betrothed since they were children, despite not knowing each other at all. But Earl Moriarty has long desired Sherlock Holmes – and only one man can stand in the Earl’s way. The question is – will he?
I'll Follow You Into the Dark by fearfully_beautifully_made (19K, E, Johnlock) A story about two men who have had a very tough couple of years and are long overdue for a little tenderness and healing. Or four times that one of the boys wake each other up from a Nightmare and one time when it is not a Nightmare. ;)
In Bed by Ellipsical (46K, E, Johnlock)
How do the sons of silent, bitter houses love? Like this.
Kintsukuroi by sussexbound (91K, E, Johnlock)
“I love you.” Sherlock sees the words hit John with almost physical force. He reels back a little, jaw twitching and eyes filling. The tears in John’s eyes spill over, and he wipes at them angrily. “Do you even know what that means?”
Mary by kinklock (136K, E, Johnlock) Monte Carlo, 1937. While working as the companion to Sebastian Wilkes, a young man becomes acquainted with a wealthy Englishman, John Watson. Rumour has it that Watson, owner of the grand country estate Manderley, is still haunted by the sudden death of his late wife. But as the young man soon learns, not all is as it seems.
Radioactive Trees in a Red Forest by Maribor_Petrichor (280K, E, Johnlock)
John Watson is what happens when a man can no longer see a reason to go on. John Watson is what happens when a man starts to let go. "It is what it is." John Watson is what happens when what "it is" becomes too much to bear. This is a story of the life, death, and resurrection of John Hamish Watson.
Reconcile by illwick (36K, E, Johnlock)
John views his past through a new lens when he finds his relationship with Sherlock on thin ice.
Seven Moons by ladyflowdi (66K, E, Johnlock)
“This is happiness?” John asks, utterly heartsick, holding up his wrists and rattling the chains. “You’ve sold me for six gold mines and protection along the northern border.”
Siege by PlainJane (55K, E, Johnlock)
In 1415, English archer John of Kenilworth is sent by Lord Mycroft Holmes from the field of victory at Agincourt to protect a remote French castle. Cherinfourde is under some dark cloud and John means to get to the bottom of it, in his lord's name. If only he could stop thinking about the most unusual omega he has ever met.
Spare Change by Ermerness (51K, E, Johnlock) The Holmes family is one of the richest and most powerful in England. Sherlock spends his time flying around the world on the family's private jet drinking a lot and shopping at expensive boutiques as a way of trying to alleviate his endless boredom. His mother decides it's time he settles down with someone powerful, wealthy and well connected. John Watson happens to be none of those things.
Teach Your Children Well by Silvergirl (12K, E, Johnlock) John decides to send Rosie to the local school a year early. Sherlock assumes he doesn’t want her becoming solitary, hyper-intellectual, hyper-focused—in other words, like Sherlock. It doesn’t help that Rosie’s prospective teacher is a dead ringer for Nicole Kidman, and is making overtures to John by text. But both fathers are wide of the mark: well, there’s always something, right?
The Alchemy of Sea Glass by reveling_in_mayhem (22K, E, Johnlock) Salt and air and sand surrounded their little party of three. Crashing waves, gull cries, and the exhilarated exclamations of an excited three-year-old served as the soundtrack to a day filled with blue skies and bright sunshine.
The Alphabet Vignettes by suitesamba (49K, M, Johnlock)
Twenty-six vignettes featuring Sherlock and John's life after S4. These begin just after E3 and continue into retirement in Sussex, but are presented in a non-linear fashion.
The Happily Ever After Hypothesis by Berty (12K, E, Johnlock) John and Sherlock are attending a mysterious party Chez Holmes. But when Sherlock reveals that he has brought something for John to dress up in this time, it's not what John was expecting.
The Pieces That Fall to Earth by Itsallfine (49K, M, Johnlock)
John and Sherlock have hit rock bottom, but with all their armor stripped away, they can finally speak honestly, seek healing, and find the truths that matter most.
The Thing is by TSylvestris (56K, E, Johnlock)
The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. Whilst you're in bed.
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Movie Sign by Nicole Grosjean
“We have Movie Sign!”
Whenever I’m feeling down, Mystery Science Theater 3000 always cheers me up! I had so much fun creating this MST3K piece of ‘The Crawling Eye” which is one of my favorite episodes. I designed and laser cut the matboard to look like my TV from the 90’s, with accents of oxidized silver and 13K white gold leaf. The title is laser etched in plexiglass and filled with glow powder and resin. Finally, I hand cut the monster from Stonehenge drawing paper, and finished it in graphite and gouache. I’m hoping fellow Mysties will love this piece as much as I loved making it!
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this is from love me, kill me: a jimin x reader vampire fic that is currently 13k long and is nowhere close to being finished im- 🤠
His neck was snapped. Someone just killed him. Was he dead? Do vampires even die? But by how he isn’t even moving anymore and the blank look he has, you can’t reach the conclusion that he’s still somehow alive either. You fearfully glance at the man who just murdered Hoseok and sees him looking frustrated, mad, and a little disappointed as he stares at Hoseok’s body as well. It doesn’t take long before your gazes meet and in a blink of an eye, he changes his expression quickly.
send me a word, if it’s in my wip document i’ll answer your ask with the sentence that it appears in
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june - july fic rec: month(s) in review
hello & welcome back to the june - july edition of fic rec: month(s) in review! we have a L O T to unpack this time, so let’s dive right in! throughout june & july, we have been blessed with the majority of @larryabroad, as well as the bulk of @hlsummerexchange2019, all of @wordplayfics, wanker’s day fic fest, and many more that i’m probably forgetting. summer was a great time to be a fic reader for sure, thank you to every author who contributed!!
**disclaimer: not all of these fics were written in june/july, it is simply when i read them. however, a lot of them were. ***note: as always, if you do take my recommendation and read any of these works, please bookmark, comment, and leave kudos for these authors!! it is so important that we support the creators in our community. as an author, i know a sweet comment will often spur me to keep writing when i’m stuck. but, without further ado, here’s my recs below the cut!
J U N E : :
You Were Made To Be Mine by lovelarry10 (@chloehl10)
Louis Tomlinson takes his 6 year old son Jacob to see Harry Styles in concert. Jacob has been a huge fan of Harry's for as long as he can remember, so it's a dream come true when Harry notices him in the pit. But Jacob isn't all that Harry has his eye on...
Louis is a bit embarrassed when Harry picks on him from the stage, but when he's invited backstage after the show, he wonders what Harry Styles could possibly want with a single dad and his kid from Manchester...
This was such a cute read! At a whopping 580k, there is a LOT to sink your teeth into. Though I started it at the beginning of June, I haven’t even nearly finished yet, but it’s so good that it’s made it onto my rec list!
Get Off and Vote by haztobegood (@haztobegood)
Niall lets out a loud laugh, “Hey, listen to this. You know how elections are Tuesday? It says the Babeland on the edge of campus is giving out free toys to the first 100 people that show their ‘I Voted’ sticker.”
“How patriotic.” Louis laughs. “Maybe I should go.”
Haha! This one was great. At 3k, it’s a perfect quick read for some sexy, patriotic fun.
Surprise Me, Space Boy by jacaranda_bloom (@jacaranda-bloom)
Louis is a solo officer on Space Station Zeta and the isolation can present many challenges, not least of which is that it’s really bloody hard to date. He’s pinning his hopes on that changing with a fellow solo officer, Harry, from a neigbouring station who gives great banter and has a gorgeous smile. Maybe online dating has its benefits after all?
OR The Space Wank Fic.
Oh, this one was so good!!! The thing I love about literally anything Dee writes is that she just thinks completely outside the box. I feel like I never quite know what’s going to happen (in the best way!) and her originality totally made this fic amazing. (7k)
rivers ‘til i reach you by embodied (@crossnecklace)
Louis can’t begin to understand how he’s always this close and still can’t manage to make Harry his. He stands up and gets another beer.
AU. Louis studies astronomy; Harry studies Louis. They spend their summers on the water and it shouldn't be complicated (spoiler: it is).
This was such a good read! It’s written in such a way that you’re utterly sucked into the verse so much that you’re a bit sappy when the fic is over. Kinda makes you feel a bit lovedrunk just from reading it. (29k)
Found My Hallelujah by crimsontheory (@ireallysawanangel)
As an engagement gift from his parents, Harry and his fiance receive an all expenses paid cruise trip for two. But one week before they're set to sail, Harry walks in on his fiance cheating on him. Newly single, with the cruise tickets in hand, and his bags already packed, Harry brings along his sister instead. And maybe the cute bartender on the ship might just be the person Harry needs to help him put back together all of his broken pieces.
I have so much to say about this one! I had the absolute honor of beta’ing this 35k work (which im pretty sure i just cheerlead you bc nicole you know grammar isn’t my strong suit...lmfao) and honestly it has become a fic that i love so much! nicole is such a talented writer; everything she writes just brings out so much emotion from her audience, and she has such a great sense of characterization! if you liked this one, check out its sequel, Now I’m Moving Up because it’s great too!!!!
J U L Y : :
Whisk me off my feet by allwaswell16 (@allwaswell16)
When Louis locks himself out of his apartment in just a pair of novelty underwear, he hopes his new neighbor can come to his rescue.
Haha! This one was so cute! What a darling fic! (5k)
The Charles Compass Trilogy by SadaVeniren (@sadaveniren)
Louis Tomlinson is a successful writer who rents a beach house on the Cape to try and finish the final book in his successful Charles Compass trilogy.
So I’m convinced that any rec list I make will not be complete if Sada isn’t on it. Here’s the thing - I fell in love with this story before she was revealed as the author, and honestly I had no clue. She’s got this amazing way of being able to change her style to fit the kind of story she’s trying to tell. This is such a good look at the writing process, highly recommend! (9k)
From The Heart series by jacaranda_bloom (@jacaranda-bloom)
Every Tuesday, Louis spends his day off holed up in his favorite coffee-come-bookshop, writing his little stories as part of the WordPlay challenge while daydreaming about the resident barista, Harry. Each week a new word prompt is revealed and Louis adds to his series of short stories about Henry, the owner of a B&B in the Cotswolds who has curly hair and dimples, Lewis, his long term guest who just happens to be a writer, and Tigger, Henry’s cat.
As Louis and Harry’s friendship develops, could his fantasy world spill out into real life? And how does that reader who leaves the lovely comments with the teacup emoji seem to be able to read Louis’ mind?
Okay, Dee really killed the game this time. Because I was OBSESSED. I mean honestly checking my phone at work to see what the newest installment was. This series is so fulfilling and so so hot to think about as an author! (25k)
blue eyes, black jeans, lighters, candy by delsicle (@emperorstyles)
Harry is in Madrid and Louis had a hard week.
So, the whole dom on tour series is really good, but this is my favorite work of the two. I love basically anything Delaney writes but this was extremely hot! (4k)
Could you love me anyway by SadaVeniren (@sadaveniren)
Dear Mistress Lorin: I’ve been reading your blog for a couple weeks now and was hoping you’d give me some advice for something that happened with me and my boyfriend. I’m really worried that I hurt him.
aka Harry and Louis begin playing ping pong during the X-Factor Tour. It quickly gets out of hand.
Okay. If you know me at all, you know that the way to my heart is either spanking, kink negotiation, or both. This just delivers on it all, and it catches on some main parts of BDSM-for-newbies and kink-gone-wrong that people often pretend never happens. I could gush so much about this, but go ahead and just read it yourself because it’s too good to miss!! (13k)
you are half of me (and I am all for you) by angelichl (@angelichl)
One Direction, an obscure indie rock band, is about to embark on their first cross-country tour, living out of Louis' beloved van named Patricia.
Harry is in love, and Louis is oblivious. Or is he?
Featuring skinny-dipping in Texas waterfalls, getting lost in the desert, stargazing under the New Mexico sky, performing in front of crowds that grow in size each night, and falling in love on the road during the greatest summer of their lives.
Okay WOW. I have so much to say about this one!!! So first off, the biggest thank you to adri for writing this fic for me for HL Summer Exchange!!! Honestly I feel like you spied through all my hopes and dreams and loves (including parenthesis in fic titles??? love it) and squished it all into this fic. it’s just the best fic, and it feels like warm summer air and tracing constellations in the stars and falling in love. if you haven’t read this already, please do!!!! It was so good I teared up when I first read it! (25k)
Heading for Limbo by kingsofeverything (fullonlarrie) (@kingsofeverything)
Childhood best friends who’ve fallen in and out of touch with each other since Louis’ family moved away when they were thirteen, Harry and Louis find their paths crossing again and again. Each time, no matter how many miles apart or how many years it’s been, it’s as if no time has passed. They fall back into their easy friendship, until life intervenes and sends them on their separate ways once more.
When Harry discovers some life-changing things about himself, Louis is there for him, however he needs. But it’s all temporary because Louis has plans that will move his life from New York all the way to L.A. and the distance isn’t the only thing between them.
The pieces of their twice broken hearts are scattered from the Atlantic to the Pacific.
Okay. Okay. This fic literally is one I will remember for the rest of my life, and i’m not even being dramatic about it! So, I really do enjoy leaving authors detailed comments about their fics, but that just wasn’t enough... I really had to message Lauren this whole essay about how Heading for Limbo helped me deal with a lot of emotions I was feeling in my own personal life, and it helped me fully realize that i’m bisexual. (did i just come out?? yikes) it was nice to see a fic where things weren’t perfect over a long stretch of time. It was amazing to see Harry realize his sexuality later in life, because that was one of my main struggles. this fic is one of the best things that’s ever happened to me. Literally, Lauren, thanks for changing my whole life!!! (101k)
Tell Me This Is Paradise by QuickedWeen (@becomeawendybird)
Harry Styles has been lucky in love but unlucky in the bedroom with all of her previous boyfriends. When her best friend Niall finds out that she's never had an orgasm, she knows just what Harry needs: Louis Tomlinson. Niall sets Harry up to get sorted out.
Okay, if you’re new around here, this fic was also on one of my previous rec lists, but then Molly had to ruin my life and write another chapter of it. Jesus Christ!!!! I literally could read this fic every single day and die happily. It’s so hot, and the characterization is so good. So, I guess this rec is specifically for chaper 2, but you’ve gotta read chapter 1 also! For the betterment of your life, of course. (9k)
Abstract by Star55 (@star55)
After Zayn draws a naked Harry for her art class, she finds that she can't stop drawing Harry and Louis' naked bodies, usually engaged in some form of sexual activity.
Literally - this was hot as balls. Loved it! (8k)
alright guys, that’s it! if you read all the way to the bottom, you deserve a sticker. i hope you guys enjoy some of my favorite fics i’ve read! don’t forget to go bookmark, comment, and give kudos! and just remember: we are all human. if you read a work, and loved it, and didn’t comment, it’s never too late! give your author some loooooooove. my life has been super busy and i really haven’t been in the place to leave the thought-out comments i like to, so most of these authors can expect comments from me soon. thank you to all the authors listed above, have a nice day everyone! also, feel free to send your favorite fics into my ask - maybe they’ll end up on my next list!!!
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I Spy With My Little Eye
Pairing: Steve Rogers/James “Bucky” Barnes
Rating: Explicit (18+)
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Word count: 13.5k
Summary: This is my contribution for the BBF2019, @hellyeahbottombucky Written for prompt 71 by Blu Skadoo:
Someone walks in on Steve topping the fuck out of Bucky. Can be more than one person walking in on them. Things that are up to you: canonverse/winter!Bucky&cap!Steve (or not), if the boys notice (or not), if they stop (or not), if the person (or people) leave immediately or stick around and watch until they're noticed, what kind of sex/if there's dirty talk, etc. Go nuts.
A/N: Safe to say I did go nuts. I’m not sure how this happened, but it happened and I’m not sorry because voyeurism is my jam. Be warned, this is 13k of pure filth with a dash of fluff, angst and humor. Hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it!
Tagging the usual folks (let me know if you’d like to be removed or added!)
@ravensonata @wintersoldier1989 @marvelsfemalepresentingnipple @captainrogerrsbeard @what-would-carol-danvers-do @onehotgreasymechanic @stanclub @buckysbrat @buckmesideways22 @its-a-pretty-interesting-wall @paper-storm @safire182 @elamae56 @junodaly @mom---nicole @cmorgana @seb-stan-lover @anyoneforteaus @lisamott9 @oh-my-evanstan @thinkxlovexloud @itsthesummerof2001lily-ella @katiew1973 @nade2308 @mybloodtypeiscoffee
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175 Of The Best Things People Found In Thrift Stores, Flea Markets And Garage Sales (New Pics)
Shopping at thrift stores is pretty exciting. You never know what you're going to find next. Regular stores usually have generic themes and you have a basic understanding of what they offer. But with thrift stores, it's like opening the old metal cookie box in your grandma's attic. From a Jesus Magic 8-Ball to a sassy "grandfather" clock/shelf, Bored Panda has compiled a list of unusual thrift store finds you’d pretty much have to buy if you found them. Scroll down, enjoy, and upvote your faves.
For more similar pics, check out Bored Panda's older collections of rare secondhand finds here, here, and here.
#1 My Daughter, She Gets Me. She Found The Pot At A Goodwill ($2.). It Was Originally Made For Baking Soda But This Is Much Better
Image credits: Amanda Kevern
#2 I Was Invited To An Event At Goodwill Today And Happened To Find This Brand New Burger Sweatshirt For A Mere $8. Still Had Tags On It. Just Call Me Rhonda Mcdonald. The Bag Was A Gift From A Friend!
Image credits: Nicole Rieder
#3 I See All Your Sassy Teapots, But I Think I Found Something Even More Sassy. I Present To You All The Sassy Grandfather Clock!
Image credits: Jessie Finn
#4 Does This Qualify As A House Hippo? About 25 Years Ago I Saw This For Sale At A Furniture Shop, There Was No Way I Could Afford It So It Stayed There. Fast Forward To A Couple Of Years Ago On A Local Buy Swap Sell, Lo And Behold There's My Hippo - There Was No Way It Was Getting Away This Time!!!
Image credits: Kerrie Murphy
#5 The Miracle Of Life...
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#6 Girlfriend Found This The Other Day And Wants To Reupholster It In Purple Velvet. From What I Was Able To Find Out Its Called A Victorian Balloon* Chair And Rike's (From The Tag) Was A Department Store In Dayton Ohio
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#7 Found This Gem While Browsing The Thrift Shop Last Night For $6.99
I asked the husband how i looked, and he said it was "hideous." I told him it's what's on the inside that counts. Paired it with a suit jacket, think i should wear it to my 16 year old's meet the teacher night tonight?
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#8 Fun Little Salt And Pepper Shakers
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#9 Finally Found A Mushroom Lamp Today!!! I Am In Love!
Image credits: Alexandra McKay
#10 My Husband Saw This In Front Of An Antique Shop While On A Business Trip In Pennsylvania. It Totally Came Home! It Gets Moved Around A Lot, Because It‘S Huge! Since So Many People Have Asked *adding* He Paid $700 For It.... A Lot For Us But We Are Both Thrilled With The New Addition To Our Family
Image credits: Amanda Bowen
#11 Ohhh The Looks I Got Walking Around With This After I Purchased It Today
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#12 My New Thrift Store Find, With This New Sweater Everybody Will Know I'm A Funguy...
Image credits: Chris Costigan
#13 I See The Occasional Post Where Someone Finds Their Own Art Etc, So I Guess This Is Mine. The First Photo Is Me At A Vintage/Thrift Sale On Sat, Holding A Dress. The Second Is Me, Age 16, Wearing The Exact Same Dress!
I personally hand sewed all the sequins and appliqués, for competitions in beauty pageants. When I saw it I nearly fell over. No one in my family knows how it got an hour’s drive away, after 24 years. Pretty proud though, my yee haw creation was marked at $80.
Image credits: Nicole Bee
#14 All My Childhood Dreams Are Coming True! Now I Can Sing Opps...i Did It Again While Wearing Britney’s Red Catsuit. It’s A Glorious Day!
Image credits: Caitlin Trantham
#15 Brace Yourselves. I Found The Thrift Store Holy Grail. Am I Ready For #pride Or What? $7.99 For The Rainbow-Sequined Bodysuit And Worth Every Cent. Boots Were $2.50. Mile High Thrift In Thornton, Co Is My New Addiction
Image credits: Kaz Windness
#16 My Halloween Costume From Last Year. It Started With The Homemade Dress At A Thrift Store In Dallas, Oregon. I Told My Wife “Hey, I Bet I Could Fit Into This” And There Was No Turning Back. I Made A Point To Gather All Other Elements From Thrift Stores (I Already Owned The Shoes)
Image credits: Michael Fairchild
#17 Only $1 And Completely Unused! At The Place Of Forsyth Thrift Store In Cumming, Georgia
Image credits: Meredith Finley-Simonds
#18 Found This Granny At An Estate Sale In Ft Worth. Yes, She Came Home With Me! Worth The Money For The Laughs We’ve Had. She Will Be Dressed For Every Holiday!
Image credits: Carrie Sexton
#19 Speechless. My Daughter Found This At Renaissance In Laval, Qc, Canada
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#20 Found This Around The Vases At Fabulous Finds In Port Charlotte, Fl. They Didn't Know It Was A Hat! I Was Delighted To Find It And Take It Home With Me
Image credits: Eliora Bachman
#21 Behold. Chewbacca, Riding A Giant Squirrel, Fighting Nazis. It’s About 11x14 And Resides In Our Dining Room
Image credits: Nikki Dieball
#22 I Have So Many Questions. Like Who Is This Brave Kitty? And What Did He Do To Earn His Metal? And How Did They Get Him To Wear That Uniform? Does He Put His Little Helmet On Himself?
Image credits: Sarah Choate
#23 We’re Redoing Our Bathroom And Discovered Some “Secondhand” Wallpaper Under The Mirror And Light Fixture. I’m In Love With The Doodles. I Took It Off The Wall And Was Able To Keep Most Of It In One Piece, It’s In Great Shape! May Just Have To Frame It
Image credits: Lydia DeTello
#24 When You Loose The Head On Your Ninja Turtle.... Improvise !
Image credits: Sarah Myers
#25 I'm Gonna Try Posting This Again, Because Everyone Likes The Tiny Stuff. My 10 Year Old Son And I Found This Tiny Cast Iron Stove Last Week At An Antique Store And I Let Him Cook A Tiny Grilled Cheese Sandwich And Tomato Soup On It! It Worked! He Was So Stoked!
Image credits: Sarah Smith
#26 The Amount Of Regret I Hold In My Heart For Not Buying This Is A Level Human Words Can’t Describe. Found At St. Louis Goodwill In Forest Park
Image credits: Natalie Rutledge
#27 The Top Is A Random Painting I Bought, The Bottom Is My Dog, Applesauce. I Had To Buy The Painting, The Resemblance Is Uncanny!
Image credits: Birdie Wood
#28 You You You You You Outta Know That I For Sure Brought This Baby Home With Me!
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#29 Passed A Goodwill When I Was Heading Back To The Canadian Border. America, You Did Not Disappoint
Image credits: Amanda Tolentino
#30 I Don’t Even Know A Rick, I Just Thought For A Quarter It Was Too Cute To Pass Up. Provided Several Size References
Image credits: Elizabeth Groover
#31 This Is My Jesus "Magic 8" Ball. Over The Years, He's Lost Some Liquid So The Prediction Portion Isn't As Legible As It Once Was But It's Funny Nevertheless!
Image credits: Paige Fettuccine
#32 Kenosha Wisconsin Goodwill
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#33 First Post! I Came Across This Beauty At One Of Our Local Thrift Stores. It Did Not Come Home With Me
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#34 Saw This In Tasmania Australia At The Salvation Army. I Thought "Argh Cute Chair" Turned It Upside Down And Giggled For 5 Minutes
Image credits: Belle Joyce
#35 We Moved Into A Vintage 1962 House With Everything Original. This Dollhouse Was Built Into The Cabinets In One Of The Rooms And I Was Gifted It To Keep Safe And Enjoy. Mary Built This Over A Ten Year Period While She Was Sick. Update:. Thank You Everyone For All The Love. I Was Kinda Crabby Recently And You've Made My Week. I Posted A Video Of Part Of The House And The Updated Dollhouse Video Where I Have Moved The Furniture As I Could Back To Its Original Spot. Sadly, The Dust Had To Remain
Image credits: Emily Millar
#36 Ahhhhhh Real Monsters!! Best 10 Bucks We Ever Spent! Picked These Up A Auction Today. Update: I Didn't Realize We Would Get So Much Love! We Almost Didn't Buy Them. Glad We Could Spark Up Your Childhood Memories!
Image credits: Tanaya Holmes
#37 I Dont Even Wear Crocs And I Had To Scoop This Bad Boy Up For 25 Cents
Image credits: James Hill
#38 Some Shoepants Comin' At Ya. These Babies Set Me Back A Whole $.25 At St. Vinnie's
Image credits: Erin P Christie
#39 Found These Creepy Things At Salvation Army. I’m Only 50% Sure Those Aren’t Real Teeth. They Did Not Come Home With Me
Image credits: Brianna Bailey
#40 I Shall Be The Warmest Lady At The Bus Stop This Year! All For An Amazing $11 At A Pa Barn Sale This Morning. To Frances Sharpe The Maker Of This Ensemble, Your Creation Is Wonderful And I Will Treasure It!
Image credits: Kimberly Rose Deremer
#41 Dinosaur Chopsticks! I Have Found My Soulmate
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#42 After 20 Years Of Loving This Towel, We Found The Exact Same One, Completely New, At Goodwill
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#43 Behold: The "Breakfast Table." Yes, Those Are Bacon Legs
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#44 You Could Say My New Hair Dryer Is Packin' Some Heat
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#45 100+ Year Old Magicians Suit
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#46 Speechless..... To Say The Least!
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#47 So We Found This Arm Which We Believe Is What Students Practiced Drawing Blood From My Husband And I Take Turns Hiding It In Plain Sight To Startle Each Other Just A Bit Of Demented Fun Lol
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#48 My New Chair So In Love With It
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#49 It’s A Major Award And Yes It Came Home With Me
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#50 75 Cents At An Estate Sale. Definitely Came Home With Me
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#51 My Very Own Crustacean Menstruation Station For A Non-Gestation Shellebration... 6 Bucks At St Vincent De Paul In Ottawa, Canada
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#52 Saw This Yesterday. It Didn’t Come Home With Me
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#53 Step 1: Cut A Hole In The Pumpkin
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#54 Found The Uranium Glass Honey Hole!!! These Beauties Came Home With Us!
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#55 I Found This Awesome Circus Uniform At The Goodwill Near Me. I Looked It Up And The Circus Ran From The 1930s To 2016 So I Have No Idea How Old It Is But I Brought It Home And Now I Run This Circus
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#56 At A Local Thrift Store
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#57 I Saw This In The Window Of A Thrift Shop And Literally Screamed To My Husband “Pull Over!” She Wasn’t For Sale, But The Clerk Said She’d Consider Selling Her For (Only!) $25. She Now Has A Place Of Honor In My Living Room Next To The TV Stand
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#58 Found And Took Home This Authentic Hostess Twinkie Pan From A Closed Factory In St. Louis. It’s Going To Become A Light Fixture
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#59 I Bought A Blazer At The Thrift Store Yesterday. When I Got It Home, I Reached In To See If The Pockets Were Sewn Shut Or Not. They Were Not, And To My Dismay I Felt Something Gelatinous And Room Temperature In My Left Hand. I Ran To The Garbage Can, Horrified And Prepared For The Worst...
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#60 It’s A Paint Palette Serving Tray! I Am So Happy Right Now! Found At A Goodwill In Atlanta And There Were Two Of Them But I Decided To Save The Second For Another Artist To Freak Out Over!
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#61 Found This Dumpster Diving When I Was 11 Years Old Been On My Wall Ever Since
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#62 My Husband Patrick Is A Massive Cat Lover, To The Point He's Now Called Catrick. Today We Found Him The Most Purrrfect Vest
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#63 Found This Seahorse, A Mythical Hippocampus (Greek For Horse Monster!) In An Antique Shop In NY State. They Pulled Poseidon’s Chariot, According To Greek Mythology. Wasn’t Sure, But Then Had To Go Back And Buy It!
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#64 I Found A Garment
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#65 I've Finally Found Something I Think Qualifies For This Page
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#66 The Fur Babes Got A Tiny Couch. $30.. What A Steal
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#67 Doesn’t My Friend Have Some Sexy Legs?! The Answer Is No, He Doesn’t. Those Aren’t His Legs Or Even His Butt. That My Friends, Is A Barstool We Found At An Antique Shop In Fort Collins, Co. It Was Already Sold And Just Waiting For Pick Up But We Had To Snap A Picture
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#68 Hand Painted Find At Goodwill... This Cat Has Seen Some Things
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#69 Flea Market Find , Metal Molds For Babydoll Heads
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#70 My Favorite Find Yet. A 2 Foot Tall Ewok Candy Bowl
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#71 So I Posted The Lovely Cat Pillow On The Left When I Found It A Few Months Ago At A Goodwill In Indiana. It Was Wonderfully Weird And I Kept Telling My Grandma How I Wish I Had The Money For It, How I Shouldn't Have Left It Behind. We Went Back A Few Days Later And It Was Gone! So, My Lovely, Very Crafty Grandma Made The Pillow On The Right For Me. And Somehow, I Love It Even More Than The Original
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#72 Found This Little Gem Today In A Antique Store, Definitely Came Home With Me
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#73 This Bad Boy Has A New Home In My Kitchen
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#74 First Post!! I Found This Beauty In The Window Down At Extra Care Charity Shop In Bulwell Nottingham UK. Didn't Come Home With Me Unfortunately. Lets Hope They Find A Good Home!!
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#75 My Grammy Has Been Collecting Toys Since The '60s When She Started An In Home Daycare. I Give To You The Only Working Mcdonalds Ice Cream Machine In Asheville, Nc!
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#76 This Unusual Table Was At An Estate Sale Auction I Attended. Sold For $750
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#77 Found This In An Old Nasa Book That My Husband Recently Bought This Weekend At A Goodwill! Thought It Was Pretty Cool...he Is Going To Plant Them!
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#78 Found This Little Booty And Heck Yes It Came Home With Me. Found At Speedway Antique Mall In Tucson, Az
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#79 This Photograph Was Stuck In A Stack Of Vinyl Records I Bought At A Thrift Shop. Makes Me Laugh Every Time I Look At It
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#80 Mermaid Blanket Found At Goodwill In Spokane. Now I’m All Set For The Coziest Winter Ever
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#81 Found A Little Waffle(?) Head Cat... 50c He Came Home With Me...i Love Him
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#82 Someone Put A Lot Of Effort Into This!!! 10 Bucks And Fits Like It Was Made For Me. Yes It Is Mine Now
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#83 Went To A Thrift Store And Bought Me A $2 Wallet. Searching It In The Car This Fell Out, Someone's Preserved 4 Leaf Clover! Wonder How Old It Really Is And Wish I Knew Who It Belonged To Bet They Held This Dear. I Hope To Continue To Keep It Safe Might Not Be Much But I Think It's Pretty Neat And Special
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#84 I'm A Bit Of A Nerd Who's Parents Definitely Raised Him On Star Trek, Among Other Things, And I Couldn't Pass It Up. It Came Immediately Home With Me
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#85 I Regret Not Bringing This Home Because I Really Think This Top Tier Comedy
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#86 I Turned Around And There They Were...starring At Me...
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#87 Someone's Grandma, Put Some Time And Heart, Into Making These
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#88 Just My Cat With A Mustache Riding My Goat That I Found At A Thrift Store
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#89 Anyone Ever Seen A Toy Gun That Shoots Pigs? Well...i Now Have One And I'm Looking For A Target...the Cat...the Dog...my Husband??!! Only A Dollar At My Favorite Thrift Store In Church Hill, Tn
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#90 I Believe, It’s A Funeral Fan, I Have Two Of Them... Way Back When...fans Like This Were Placed On Each End Of A Casket And Were Used To Help Keep The Body Cool...
I unearthed this one from the garage this morning... I consider selling them every time I have to move them because they are so heavy and awkward... and then I look at them and imagine all the weird stories they could tell if only fans could tell stories... and decide to keep them
Image credits: Jennifer Johnson
#91 What 1980’s Teenager Donated This? Found It In A Bin Of Donations. I Work At Goodwill
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#92 This Couch. I Wanted It So Bad. It Did Not Come Home With Me. It Was $400 And At The Salvation Army In Oxford, Michigan. Someone Go Give It A Good Home Please
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#93 I Found This Gem In Howell, Mi. I Did Not Take It Home Lol..... This Is My First Post And I Hope It Lives Up To Your Standards!
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#94 I've Had Frank Now For 1.5 Years, But He's Worth Sharing Here. I Live In Mo. He Had Traveled Up Here From Fl To An Auction And I Won!! I Was The Highest Bidder...$100 For This. My Husband Asked Me "What Are You Going To Do With That?" I Said...."Lawn Ornament"
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#95 I Don't Know What Function A 2 Yr Old Would Wear This Too But I Felt It Needed To Be Shared.
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#96 Came Across This At Work Today(I Work At A Local Thrift Store) Yes Its A Wreath Of Mr Potato Heads...
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#97 Look At What I Found Yesterday! What Makes It “Weird” Is That It Has Never Been Sold! It Just Sat In A Warehouse For 60 Years!! That Means Not A Scratch Or Poltergeist In It! Score!
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#98 A Friend Found This At An Antique Mall. It Was A Perfect Match To My Pet Porch Cow, Bucky! She Gifted It To Me And I Love It!!! (I Painted Its Nose To Match Bucky’s. Lol)
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#99 I’m Lucky Enough To Manage A Non Profit Thrift Store In My Town (Matthews, Nc), And Have Wonderful Volunteers That Usually Leave The Weirdest Donations On My Desk Because They Know I Love The Unusual Items. This Is One Of My More Recent And Favorite Finds, Bought It As Soon As I Saw It! Best Knife Set Ever!
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#100 I Wore Them Out Of The Store
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#101 I See Your Bmo Docs And I Raise You These Ice King Docs!
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#102 My Wife And I Found This Framed Photo Of Mr. Bean, With All The Elements Of The Photo Made Of Different Types Of Beans!! One Of Our Strangest Finds Yet, So We Just Had To Have Him. He Now Stares Us Down As We Walk Through The Kitchen
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#103 Hi! I've Seen Many A Post Of Cool Animal Beds And Wanted To Share Ours! This Is Lexus, She Is 20.5 Years Old. This Is Her Bed Which Was Found At A Consignment Store About 8 Years Ago! She Loves It. In Her Old Age I Have Had To Put A Paint Can Underneath It So She Has A Step...
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#104 Sharing This With All Of You Is A Huge Whisk I'm Willing To Take
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#105 This Plate Was Found In A Charity Shop In Bath, UK, A Mahoosive 9 Years Ago But It's Come Up On My Memories And I Had To Share. I Still Have It! Thomas Is A Dick
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#106 Family: What Are You Bringing To Thanksgiving? Me: I Could Give Two Shits
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#107 So, It Is Widely Known That I Am Obsessed With Cows Of All Types. I Got A Call From My Friend Last Week Who Was Thrifting And She Said She Found Me Something Perfect. It Did Not Disappoint
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#108 I Don’t Know If This Weird Enough For Y’all Cause Of Seen Some Really Off The Wall Stuff On Here But... Found At The Waterfront Mission, I Give You A Cow Bell
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#109 Whooo Needs Some Salt And Pepper?? Found For $2 At An Estate Sale In Sunfield, Mi And They Definitely Came Home With Me Even Though I Had No Clue What They Were When I Bought Them
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#110 This Is Thaddeus. I Found Him At Goodwill. And I Can’t Stop Slowly Zooming In On Him And Playing Sad Music
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#112 Nicolas Cage Came Home With Me
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#113 Just A Chair With Spider Web Print .. No Biggie
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#114 First Post If Approved! Who Wouldnt Want A Chameleon Tape Dispenser?! Wasnt For Sale Unfortunately But It Was Found The On The Desk Of A Thrift Store Cashier Such A Cute Little Weirdo
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#115 At Savers Honolulu
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#116 I Need A Situation Where I Can Wear A Cow Tie
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#117 I Found A Naked Mole Rat In A Free Pile At A Garage Sale. And He's Wearing A Sombrero! He Squeaks When You Push Down On His Hat
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#118 Found This Buried On A Bottom Shelf. Had To Have It
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#119 Very Specific But, Hell, If You're A Heather With A Great Casserole Then You're In Luck. Or Not A Heather At All, And Just Appreciate The Irony. Goodwill In Benbrook, Tx. $5
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#120 Meet Jim Chairy... The Tiny Chair And Framed Picture Of Jim Carrey Sold Separately, But Bought Together For A Lifetime Of Dry Humor Arc Colorado Springs
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#121 Found This Funky Cat Shirt And You Bet I Bought It! £4 And The Septum Actually Moves!
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#122 Bought This For 25.00
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#123 Went To Visit My Sister At Her Goodwill Store In Newark Oh And David Bowie Was Sitting The In Window Just Waiting For Me
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#124 Omg! My Name Is Never On A Coke Bottle Or Snicker. No Key Chain! It's Only On A Wine Bottle (Sold Everywhere)! In Many Varieties, Even. But!!!! My Best Friend (Not Even On This Site), Spots This @goodwill In Canton, Nc! I Sat In Front Of This Sign At One Point In A Pizza Restaurant. Trying To Figure Out How To Get It. Didn't Go Home With Him. He Brung It To Me. I'm Over The Moon
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#125 My Roommate Is A Goodwill Queen... She Finds This Today And When I Tell Her How Much I Love It She Tells Me To Keep It... I'm Dead
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#126 This Is A Sassy Or Judgemental Cookie Jar. Bonus: That Plug Doesnt Work, It's Made Of Clay So...decorative...? Goodwill In Litchfield Illinois
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#127 Found This At The Local Value Village In Seattle, Wa Yesterday. I Think It Must Be Some Kind Of Ancient Relic From The Lost City Of Atlantis??? Trying To Figure Out What The Numbers Mean. Anyone Have An Idea Of What Kind Of Fossil This Is?
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#128 This Was Dumped At Work.. I’m Trying To Figure Out How To Get It In My Fiat Convertible! Oh My! So Many Responses!! I Think We Found A Way To Get It Home!!
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#129 Who Wore It Better? Despite My Love For Funky Hats, This One Did Not Come Home With Me. Goodwill, NYC
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#130 My Grandmother Always Wore A White Apron In The Kitchen That Was Too Big For Her. So, She Folded It Over A Little At The Waist And Tied It Twice. When She Passed Away, My Sisters And I Were Sorting Her Recipes And Cookbooks, I Said I Wanted Her Apron. I Was Not Disappointed!!! My Entire Childhood My Nana Had Been Wearing This Apron Backwards!
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#131 First Post. Epically Disturbing Find That I For Some Reason Came Home With Because Why Not?
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#132 I Don't Dry My Hair Often But When I Do I Have Found This Quite Effective. Garage Sale Somewhere In Sa For A Few Buckaroos
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#133 I Found My Great Grandmothers Vintage Evening Out/Makeup Coin Purse The Other Day And Shared It On My Personal Facebook Page And Got A Ton Of Feedback! The Buffalo Nickel Is Dated At 1935 And The Mercury Dime Is Dated At 1945. Wanted To Share This Neat Find If Anyone New Anything About It And Would Like To Share
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#134 Seen At A Boot Sale Huntsville Alabama
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#135 Found This Jacket Covered In Pins At A Vintage Market In Philadelphia. It Did Not Come Home With Me
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#136 My Daughter Said “No!!"
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#137 Shoulder Pads For Dayyyys. Found At The Payson Az Goodwill
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#138 I Am The Proud Owner Of This Goodwill Gem Of A Unitard, For No Other Reason Than I Am Totally Obsessed With This Page
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#139 Thank You Goodwill, You’ve Made My Funky Fairy Dreams Come True
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#140 Duh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh, Bedman!
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#141 I Bought This Wax Apple And Was Very Surprised To Find The Secret Inside! An Amazing Scene Featuring A Girl, Woodland Doves And An Amazing Painted Backdrop! The Apple Is So Small (See Pen For Reference) I Have No Idea Who Would Have Been Able To Do This!
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#142 My New Little Salt And Pepper Shakers From Goodwill...... For 99 Cents! The Lack Fuzzy Is From The Feather Boa It Was Next To On The Shelf. Gotta Soak The Price Tag Off
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#143 Standing In The Goodwill Aisle, Weighing In At 130lbs... It's Jeeennnniiffferrrr Leeeeewwwwwwis! Embarrassing My Family And Making It Weird For Folks In Goodwill Since 1976
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#144 One Of My Favorite Thrift Mall Finds
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#145 A Few Weeks Back Someone Posted About Their Potato Bowl. Growing Up My Nickname Was Potato. My Friend And I Have Been Finding These Randomly And Whenever She Finds One She Sends It To Me
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#146 Found This Beauty At My Local Goodwill. I Think He Deserves To Be Hung Up In The Living Room
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#147 I Can’t Understand How A Formalwear Porta-Potty Portrait In A Crystal Frame Ever Got Donated
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#148 This Is Her Napping Chair
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#149 I’ve Seen Your House Hippos (So Cute By The Way!), But They’re Quite Ordinary When Compared To This... Cabbage Dog??? Left It There Though Even If It Was Just 50 Cents... Cause You Know, Kids... And Cats! I’m Not Sure It Would Survive In My Home!
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#150 Back In The Early 90s We Lost My Great Grandmother, Very Old School Italian Catholic. She Had Collected These Over The Years And In Amongst All The Family Dramas My Grandfather Shoved These In My Pocket And Told Me To Keep Quiet (I Was Around 9) Later Discovered That It Held All Her Saints Medals From Around Europe Etc. I've Always Loved Them Cause They Were Hers. No Clue Of The History That I'm Sure This Box Is Full Of, But I'm Sure It's Amazing. She Even Had The Collection Blessed By The Pope At The Time During Her Trip To The Vatican. I'm Not Religious, But I'll Love These Forever
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#151 Found This Gem About 5 Years Ago At A Random Yard Sale In The Middle Of Nowhere. It Did Not Come Home With Me
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#152 $1 At Goodwill The Cashier Didn’t Want To Sell It To Me Due To The Profanity
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#153 Found Another One!
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#154 Found This Beauty At A Garage Sale In Kansas City Missouri. All Nails And Screws. I Absolutely Love It
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#155 Found This Cutie In A Small Thrift Shop From Romania (My Home Country) And He Definitely Came Home With Us
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#156 I Was Doing A Bit Of Vintage Shopping And Found This Lovely Turban And Portrait At The Same Shop In Different Booths. The Hat Came Home The Portrait Did Not...but I Really Think I Want To Go Back For The Photo Now
Image credits: Donna Smith LaRiviere
#157 First Post: My Sushi Cat Keychain. Found It At An Estate Sale For $1.00. We Actually Got 3 Different Ones, This Is Just The One I'm Using. My Mom Says Its Creepy
Image credits: Melanie Loeb
#158 I Found Them!! I Finally Found A Pair For Me! ( A Little Wide, But Inserts Should Handle That!) I'm In Love, Now I Have To Try Walking In Them!
Image credits: Genevieve Levangie
#159 I Found Him At S Rummage Sale Today. I Named Him Buck. I Wish He Could Stay In The Car But I’m Afraid Someone Might Break Out My Window To Save Him
Image credits: Sherry Bruno
#160 Spotted In Chicago, Did Not Come Home With Me As The Random Capitalization Would Drive Me Bananas
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#161 I Bought This Lamp From A Very Lovely Woman During A Moving Sale Recently And I Don’t Think I Was Able To Express My Gratitude Enough For Selling Me This Amazing Piece. Yes, It Is A Woman Riding A Dolphin. Yes, It Is Now My Favorite Thing Ever
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#162 This Dragon Is Freaking Amazing! It Was At The Gw In Green Bay Wi And Sadly Was Already Sold. It Breathes Smoke And Lights Up And I Think The Wings Move As Well. Holy S**t! I Was Honestly Floored By Its Size And How Realistic It Looks
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#163 I Went To An Estate Sale Which I Knew Was A Distant Relative. Things Were Pretty Much Picked Over...but Then I Looked In The Back Of A Cupboard And Saw This Teacup. I Turned It Over To See Who Made It...
"To my surprise this piece of tape was on the bottom. It reads 'From Aunt Mandy on our 25th wedding anniversary Dec 1961', 'Cup given to Grandma Lange's mother on her 25th ann.'Soooo....I have a Great Aunt Mandy and my Grandma was a Lange. With a bit of research we determined that this cup was given to MY great great grandmother approx in 1868!!!"
Image credits: https://www.facebook.com/groups/WeirdSecondhandFinds/permalink/1328018740715669/
#164 Ah Yes, Just What I've Always Wanted - A Human Arm Covered In The Ripest Of Smallpox
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#165 This Is Siouxie Sioux Cat Eye Earring. An English Artist From Siouxie And The Banshees. I'm Sure Some Of You Recall The Band
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#166 I Found This Yesterday At Goodwill. I Go To Goodwill A Lot And This Is By Far The Weirdest Thing I’ve Ever Found, Because Of That It Has A Special Place In My Heart
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#167 Found In Mobile, Al For $100 For The Set. Mission Of Hope Thrift Store Yes-One Hundred For The Set
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#168 My Daughter Was Gonna Sit On It So I Could Snap A Quick Pic. I Saw The Price Tag And Told Her "Dont You Dare Sit On It!"
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#169 Found This Happy Little Guy And Had To Bring Him Home. (Goodwill In Palatka, Fl.)
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#170 Was Out At An Estate Sale And Found This Perfect Little Halloween Sweater For My Bearded Dragon. I Couldn’t Resist
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#171 My 8 Year Old Asked To Go To The Op Shop Whilst His Sister Was At Her Friends House...... $3 Later He Walked Out With These Weird Unusual Shoes For His Sister Because They Didnt Fit His Feet, And He Thought They Were Too Aweaome To Leave Behind
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#172 Found At An Antiques Shop In Milton, Nc. No, They Did Not Come Home With Us
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#173 I Found This Great Vomit Clock This Weekend For Only $5! But I Left It For Someone Else To Enjoy
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#174 Fun Find At A Gw In Oldsmar, Fl Yesterday. Haven't Stopped Wearing It Since!
Image credits: Kara Lotabotchu
#175 I Got This At Marburger During Our Round Top Texas Trip Last Year. It’s A Victorian Mourning Ring. This Ring Has The Braided Hair Of *jane Under The Center Piece And The Date She Passed Away On The Underside. I Did Buy This Ring! Some Think This Is Very Creepy- But I Actually Thought It To Be Beautiful
Image credits: Holly Carroll Wells
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In Touch, April 8
Cover: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry will name their baby girl after Princess Diana
Page 1: Contents
Page 2: Who Wore It Better? Elsa Hosk vs. Danielle Campbell, Adriana Lima vs. Dree Hemingway, Morgan Stewart vs. Jasmine Tookes
Page 4: Down-and-out Tori Spelling rents $13K-a-month house
Page 5: Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio in movie poster for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood don’t look like themselves, Lucy Hale goes brunette, Ben Affleck admits the reaction to his back too hasn’t been positive, Chrissy Teigen tells an onliner that after kids you don’t want to see her in a bikini, there are 432 minutes left of Games of Thrones
Page 6: Crib of the Week -- Bruce Willis’ Brentwood mansion, find love with Vinny Guadagnino and “Pauly D” DelVecchio, Jenny McCarthy slams Barbara Walters
Page 8: Stars who give out spoilers -- Sylvester Stallone, Mark Ruffalo, Sophie Turner, Rachel McAdams, Will Smith, Tom Holland, Kate Middleton stealing Lisa Vanderpump’s style
Page 9: Man Candy of the Week -- Anthony Joshua, Winner of the Week -- Call Me By Your Name fans will be getting a sequel written by Andre Aciman, Loser of the Week -- Ramona Singer forced to aologize after claiming Bethenny Frankel’s late boyfriend Dennis Shields was on drugs before he died
Page 10: Oh Baby -- Kylie Jenner and daughter Stormi, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian with kids Reign and Saint and Chicago and Penelope and great-grandmother Mary Jo Campbell
Page 11: Hilary Duff and daughter Banks, Jamie Lynn Spears and Jamie Watson’s daughter Ivey, Jessie James Decker and Eric Decker’s son Forrest turns 1, Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley’s daughter Adalaide turns 7, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley’s daughter Ariana turns 1, Paula Patton and Robin Thicke’s son Julian turns 9
Page 12: Up Close -- Ben Affleck and kids Samuel and Seraphina
Page 13: Jennifer Lopez, Prince Charles shirtless with wife Camilla, Amy Poehler
Page 14: Hairy Situations -- Ellen DeGeneres and Olivia Wilde cut Jason Sudeikis’ hair, Channing Tatum goes blond, Nicole Richie, Gilles Marini gets a trim
Page 16: Tom Hanks as Mr. Rogers, Busy Philipps and Lisa Rinna, Queer Eye’s Tan France and Jonathan Van Ness and Antoni Porowski and Karamo Brown
Page 18: Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez, Rami Malek filming Mr. Robot, Clueless reunion with Alicia Silverstone and Donald Faison and Breckin Meyer and Paul Rudd
Page 20: Pregnant Amy Schumer on Seth Meyers, Heidi Pratt and Kristin Cavallari, Lupita Nyong’o
Page 22: The Bachelorette alum Becca Kufrin and fiance Garrett Yrigoyen at Chippendales, Lucy Hale and Zane Holtz filming Katy Keene, Reese Witherspoon and son Tennessee
Page 24: Willow Smith, Miley Cyrus, Donnie Wahlberg filming Blue Bloods
Page 25: Ariana Grande
Page 26: Colton Underwood and Cassie Randolph
Page 28: Kids’ Choice Awards -- Will Smith gets slimed, Chris Pratt gets slimed, Adam Sandler gets slimed, DJ Khaled gets slimed, Frankie Grande
Page 29: Candace Cameron Bure and Andrea Barber and Jodie Sweetin, David Dobrik and Josh Peck and Kiernan Shipka, Taylen Biggs, Jojo Siwa, Jennifer Hudson, Lana Condor and Noah Centineo
Page 30: Cover Story -- Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s moving tribute to Princess Diana
Page 34: College Admissions Scandal -- Lori Loughlin’s daughter who lost sponsorships is blaming her parents and others of making her life hell and thinks everyone is just jealous
Page 35: Felicity Huffman’s daughter Sophia is mortified by the scandal and loves school and feels she didn’t do anything wrong
Page 36: Jessica Simpson’s baby joy over daughter Birdie Mae Johnson
Page 38: Gwen Stefani tells Blake Shelton she can’t marry him until she gets her marriage to Gavin Rossdale annulled by the Catholic Church
Page 40: Lady Gaga’s hot new romance with Jeremy Renner
Page 41: The truth behind Wendy Williams’ relapse, Selena Gomez dating a mystery man, Star Sightings -- Annalynne McCord, Cuba Gooding Jr.,Agnez Mo, Katherine Schwarzenegger, Casey Madden and Theresa Travis, Blind Item
Page 42: Jennifer Lopez wants a cheating clause in her prenup with Alex Rodriguez, Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber fighting because he won’t wear his wedding ring
Page 46: Julianne Hough on her marriage and big career news
Page 48: Their Best Summer Bodies -- Jennifer Lopez, Elizabeth Hurley, Julianne Hough, Halle Berry
Page 50: Fashion Radar -- Ashley Graham is a bold beauty
Page 54: Beauty -- Add flair to hair -- Dakota Fanning, Lupita Nyong’o, Kendall Jenner
Page 55: Jenna Ortega, Camila Mendes, Alexa Chung
Page 56: Did I Really Do That? Eva Green, Drake Bell, Lauren Ash
Page 58: Sneak Preview -- Keeping Up With the Kardashians
Page 60: What Team Are You On? Chad Johnson
Page 61: Blast from the Past -- The cast of 10 Things I Hate About You on its 20th anniversary -- Heath Ledger, Julia Stiles, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Larisa Oleynik, Gabrielle Union, Andrew Keegan, David Krumholtz, Susan May Pratt
Page 62: Animal Overload
Page 63: My cat looks like Kirsten Dunst
Page 64: My Night at Home -- Heather McDonald, Guess Whose Podcast -- Alec Baldwin, Anna Faris, Macaulay Culkin, Amy Schumer, Dax Shepard, Topher Grace
Page 66: Double Take -- Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Union
Page 68: Horoscope -- Aries Sterling K. Brown
Page 70: Top 10 Hottest Williams -- Billy Eichner, Will Yun Lee, Billy Campbell, Billy Magnussen, Bill Skarsgard, Prince William, Will Chalker, Will Smith, William Levy, Liam Hemsworth
Page 72: Last Laughs
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Wynonna Earp. Waverly/Nicole with a big side of Wynonna/Nicole. 13k.
Waverly tells Nicole she’s leaving ten days after they watch Perry take Alice away, and the only thing she can think to say is, “Where are we going?”
“No, I mean—” Waverly’s eyes are wet, and Nicole doesn’t understand what’s happening.
Nicole just stares at her, feeling panic bubble up in her chest. “I don’t under—”
“I’m leaving Purgatory. I can’t— I need—” Waverly huffs out a breath, wipes at her eyes. “I can’t do this.”
Nicole doesn’t know if she means the conversation, or.
a huge thank you to my betas, @iamthegaysmurf and @doctoruth, for listening to me whine about this for months, catching my errors, and providing grammatical accuracy. not necessarily in that order.
part two is written, and will be posted shortly.
READ IT ON AO3 HERE.
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here are a bunch of fucking fantastic fics I’ve enjoyed and loved reading throughout the month of october. I recommend that you read these great fics in november, if you haven’t already!! also check out the Reverse Big Bang and 31 Days of Smut!
(all fics with a star are my favorites and if there are two stars then it was a favorite favorite)
1. Damn the Dark, Damn the Light 20k
“Why is this face of beauty ringing so true?” The genuine confusion in Harry’s voice causes Louis’ chest to painfully twinge. “You’re a complete stranger in my eyes, William Shakespeare, but not in my heart. How is that possible?”
Louis wants to live out every romance plot he has ever written in his own life. He wants to be the protagonist of his own narrative, the hero who finds true love and gets his happy ending. Instead, Louis is stuck with only dreaming of such wild fantasies and writing them down. He can create entire romances in his dreams, yet he can never live one.
2. Threadbare 20k**
Harry Styles was eight years old when Louis Tomlinson kept him from falling into a machine in a Manchester textile mill. He was 18 years old when nothing, not even the threat of death, could keep Harry from falling in love with Louis.
3. Don’t Come Down 6k
Louis takes Harry home to meet the family.
4. I’ll Take Your Pain 2k*
Or, soulmates have the ability to feel each other's pain, and Harry finds his after getting his arse waxed.
5. We'll Never Be Lonely in the Dark 6k
Detective Louis Tomlinson keeps getting blocked when he tries to use his psychic gift to locate a missing child. One late night he manages to get through but instead of finding who he's looking for he lands in the bedroom of a mysterious man.
Harry Styles, nursing student, baker, and all around exhausted medium, thinks he's having the best sex dream he's ever had when his fantasy man shows up in his subconscious. But is that really what's going on?
6. Aquarius 6k
Louis realises he's slept with a man of every star sign except for Aquarius, and that just won't do.
7. Forget-Me-Not 26k**
“I- I can't move” the elder one finally croaked out, and with more distress Harry came to see that the vines had wrapped itself around the lad's ankles.
With a dumb nod Harry took a couple of steps forward. He could see Louis flinch with his sudden movement but he tried not to think about it. Instead, he lifted his hands, and tried his best to concentrate, hoping his power would listen to him just this once around the other man and untie him.
Ever so slowly, the vines started to detach themselves from Louis's calves, and soon enough, the man was free. With shaking legs, Louis stood up from the position he was in, and suddenly the air around them got thicker. “You're- you're a witch.” Louis hissed under the harsh wind, making Harry flinch at the accusation in his voice.
Or, where Harry had something he did not wish to have. Louis was just trying to figure him out.
8. Gem and the Hunters: The Treasure of Babylon 34k**
Louis Tomlinson wished, for one thing, his whole life: to find the ancient city of Babylon. After one failed attempt, he swore to never again attempt a search for the city. His friend, Niall Horan never pushed the issue, but when his family finds themselves in trouble, Niall’s only option is to convince Louis to try and find Babylon again.
Niall enlists the help of two famous treasure hunters: Harry and Gemma Styles and their friend Liam Payne. Harry and Gemma love ancient cultures as much as Louis and would give anything to find Babylon. Liam is just along for the ride, running from a shade in his past.
The five embark on the adventure of a lifetime… and find much more than any of them bargained for.
9. I Never Did Believe in the Ways of Magic (Through I’ve a Feeling It’s Time to Try) 54k*
Louis can’t shake the feeling that there’s something in the woods, pressing close and watching him with a heavy gaze. It makes him antsy, fills him with jitters. He wants to run, or scream, but he knows to do so would only put him in danger if there’s actually something out there after all. He’s sure he’s just imagining it, but his heart nevertheless pounds in his throat.
When Louis Tomlinson goes on a songwriting retreat to the Laurentian Mountains of Canada, this isn't how he expects his evening to go.
Or the au where Louis is a singer who has been cursed to never make music again and Harry is a reclusive witch of the Canadian mountains who's going to help him break the curse.
10. Cancel Your Reservations, No More Hesitations 10k
Louis still has his eyes on the bill when he barges into Harry’s room without knocking because he doesn’t want to get evicted and the smell hits him first.
It’s overly sweet and unnatural, and his stomach drops because it smells like an omega. Louis eyes widen and he looks up and - Harry’s on his hands and knees, a half spilled bottle of synthetic omega slick next to him and a huge, knotted dildo pressing into his hole. Harry’s face is flushed and he looks fucked-out and -
“I’m sorry!” Louis squeaks out and quickly backtracks, face red, because he wasn’t supposed to see that and Harry’s an alpha but he - Louis isn’t going to judge him.
Louis is an alpha and so is Harry, but Louis helps him through his rut anyway.
11. Foothold 18k
Louis has crossed the galaxy with a ship full of crystals; they’re the only thing he has to offer in exchange for safe harbor. He thought getting to his destination would be the hardest part, hoping that once he got his family to safety everything would fall back into place; Louis struggles to adapt while his sisters thrive. Louis suspects Emperor Styles may have something to do with it.
12. Don’t Want Shelter 76k*
Louis and Harry have known each other all their lives. Friends as children, they danced around each other as teenagers, and have spent the last twenty-five years either screaming at each other or not speaking at all. Except for that one time ten years ago…
When Hurricane Nicole threatens the coast, they end up stuck together in their families' old vacation home that they begrudgingly co-own.
During the storm, and in the months after, they’re both forced to reevaluate their history and what they mean to each other.
13. Wasted Like a Memory 4k
Six years before Hurricane Nicole forces Louis and Harry together, Fizzy gets married. Harry wrestles with reconciling the different versions of Louis he knows. (Part of Don’t Want Shelter)
14. Taste and Plead 3k
Or, the one where Harry wants something, and Louis' never been one to deny his boy anything.
15. Home For Christmas 22k**
The Shameless Hallmark Movie AU you probably didn't ask for.
Or, the one where Harry didn't think he wanted a family, but with a little Christmas magic (and maybe one Louis Tomlinson) he realizes that he is very, very wrong.
16. A Million Stars 2k
Louis watches Harry perform at the Tower Theater, and the events of the night unfold in an unexpected manner.
17. No One Like You 19k**
Where Liam and Niall are art historians discovering the truth about two nineteenth century painters on opposite sides of an artistic divide.
18. Howls Like A Beast (You Flower, You Feast) 16k*
France, 1754. Château de Versailles.
“You don’t love me,” Louis had said, utterly blasé as he callously fractured the heart of a Harry that was just barely eighteen.
“I do,” Harry had insisted pleadingly, green eyes already watering.
Louis had rolled his eyes, exasperated and flippant in the way only beautiful, young boys could be when faced with the affections of a baby prince. He had run his finger down Harry’s cheek then, had forced him to look into his eyes as he delivered the final blow.
“You’ll change your mind once you’ve seen more of the world,” Louis had teased, pressing a brutally delicate kiss onto Harry’s lovely, pure cheek. “Once you’ve been properly defiled.” He had whispered filthily, delighted by the gasp he heard, the frantic pink blush that had rested high on Harry’s cheeks, the power he had felt at knowing he could make the Crown Prince squirm.
19. You Flower, You Feast 18k**
He's King of the Underworld, but don't assume Louis has it all. He could stand for some excitement in his monotonous, eternal life and maybe, even.....a soulmate.
(Despite not having a soul.)
And along came "Harry".
20. The Dead Things We Carry 25k*
He hasn’t seen him since that day in France, that horrible muddy day where for one terrifyingly long second, Louis really thought he was going to die. He winces with the phantom pain, the hand not holding his cane going to his stomach automatically, remembering the franticness, the tenderness, of Harry’s hands while Louis was bleeding out. This is the man who saved Louis’ life.
For one second, Louis fears Harry won’t recognise him, but his eyes widen when he turns to his left and they meet Louis’. He takes a step forward, reaching for him with a shaky hand before stopping himself.
“Louis,” Harry says with a shudder and Louis doesn’t think his name has ever carried more weight. This is the only man Louis ever thought about kissing for real.
“Oh,” Mrs. Padley says, clearly taken aback. “You two know each other?”
There are some things people never fully come home from. Until, one day, if they’re lucky, home comes to them.
21. Do You Like My Sweater 13k
When Harry's alpha fraternity decides to host a Sadie Hawkins dance, outspoken omega Louis has a thing or two to say about it.
22. Yellow 84k**
The city of Gotham turns blood red with a new, mysterious criminal element, a beautiful woman named the Blind Cupid. She threatens to tear the fabric of the city apart, aided by her deadly protégé, the Cat. Can Batman stop them? Will he resist the bewitching allures of the Cat?
A Batman/ Catwoman AU
23. Things That Go Hump in the Night 6k
Louis goes camping. Something horrible happens. Louis is miserable.
24. This Thing Upon Me (Howls Like a Beast) 8k
Harry and Louis weren’t meant to be together. They’d met when they were put together through their university’s AO MatchUp, a program that set up alphas and omegas based on the schedules of their ruts and heats so they had someone to help them through it. It was pure luck that they were put together.
25. Hands Clasped Tight 44k**
Or the one where Harry and Louis are high school teachers and their students have been playing matchmaker for over a year. Little do they know, Harry and Louis are already married.
26. And the Truth Shall Set You Free (...Maybe) 17k
Betism: A religion based on the belief that the beta gender has been chosen by God to protect and defend the purity and dignity of the human race by resisting and condemning the lustful ways and flawed biology of the alpha and omega
Harry is a Betist and Louis is an alpha who runs with a bad crowd. This is what happens when two worlds collide.
27. (We Will Be) As If Chosen 35k**
There's not a royal in the world who doesn't carry some sort of secret, and Prince Louis has more than his fair share. To protect himself and his family, Louis withdrew from the public eye and tried to live a quiet life, biding his time until his sister Lottie could take the throne in his stead. Unfortunately for him, the national media and the worst person Louis has ever met team up to bring him kicking and screaming back into the spotlight.
Under the watchful eyes of millions, Louis has to figure out how to keep his carefully constructed house of cards from falling, and the first step to accomplishing that is to keep from falling in love with the irritatingly charming Prince Harry, who just won't stop showing up and trying to whisk Louis out of the constraints of his boring life.
Or: the course of true love never did run smooth, because sometimes people are stubborn and sometimes people are scared and sometimes, just sometimes, love can cause just as many problems as it solves.
28. It’ll Be 13k
Louis has always wanted children and he decides he's done waiting for love to come first. However, after adopting a baby girl just days after she's born, he quickly realizes how hard parenting is. Louis hires Harry to be his Nanny, and it all works out great. Until Louis falls in love with him.
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Hello pretty girl. Boy, have you had a crazy day. Sounds like even though you got shaky and you were tired, that it was productive and you did some fun stuff. Question: can you grab Theresa and bring her home? She sounds adorable. I think you should totally keep up with the Italian. I think it’s good that everyone have a hobby. I know you already have running, but still. I cannot wait for graduation because there are some things like that that I want to do. I want to pick back up either Spanish or ASL as well as the oboe. Lmao I know it’s weird but I still remember how to read the music and I remember how to play the notes. If anything, this has been a powerful trip because you can realize that you like exploring and have many ideas of what you want to study. A doctorate sounds like hell, but I will definitely support you. Then you just have to support me when I run for school board :) Just keep in mind there is still plenty to do in the U.S. in regards to disabilities i.e. group home shortage, efforts to reduce healthcare, lack of appropriate programs after high school, etc. How were the churches? Were they really that bad? Maybe just because it was long? I’ll be looking forward to that blog post. It seems like things are finally looking up on this trip. You will have a blast in resource room tomorrow and I know things are winding down at the school before you go to Naples, etc. All’s well that ends well.
I reached out to my mom, Matt, Emily, Nick, Nicole, and Pat, so hopefully you will get your ten questions. Emily seemed annoyed lol. I know Nicole and Pat are already good. My mom said she couldn’t find the post so maybe I will text her tomorrow and relay her question for her. I completely forgot to message your mom, but I will do that tomorrow. I think Nicole would love the wine opener. Anything from you would make her day.
I had a decent day today, it was just SO busy. First, I went to a meeting with my internship professor. Boring. Then I had lunch with my special ed students. They were very happy to see me. Then I met with my hearing advocate and she looked at my statement. She said it was pretty good. Then, I rushed over to my class at 2:30, went to a meeting at 3:45, and then made it in time to my 4pm class. After class, I walked Torie, ate dinner, and did a tiny bit of homework. Then off to dance, then Tops, back home to do work for work, and now I’m writing to you. It’s 12:30 and I still need to shower. I’m going to wake up at 7 so I can facetime you and give Torie a nice walk because I’m going to my internship from 9-3 and then to class at 4pm. Afterwards, I’m going out with Ali and Jack. Whew. Friday will be better because I just have work and internship and just a frat meeting at 6:30. I’ll have some time to do homework and talk with you! The best part of my day was definitely dance because I got like 13K steps in from 6pm- midnight (my garmin was charging all day) and I saw so many of my friends and was really on top of my dancing game.
There were only 2 bad parts. The first was I left my wallet at dance while I was paying for my lesson. I went over to Tops afterwards and realized at checkout that I didn’t have my small change purse. I had cash to pay but I felt so stupid and panicked and had to rush over to dance before people left. Luckily, it was there but it made me so stressed because I’d gone almost 2 weeks without seriously losing or leaving it somewhere. I’m trying so hard to be responsible and it’s just not working. I told my mom when I lost my keys that I wanted to go see a doctor and she finally said that she also thinks I might have a problem (she thinks I have a hearing problem because of using captions). The second bad part was meeting with my advocate. She is so great, but I am still scared that I will be completely humiliated, cry during my statements, and/or have him be found to not have violated community standards. Although the things we talked about earlier will hurt me, he also said to investigators that he thought our friendship had “progressed” to the point where he felt it was appropriate to lay next to me. Wtf? I also just found out that he tried to contact my witness, which will be brought up to student life. That makes me feel a little bit more confident. Still, I don’t know what to do if nothing happens. I will be devastated.
Anyways, that’s it for me. I just reread some paperwork and found out I have to submit something for the hearing by 1pm tomorrow, which is not going to happen (I was told that this morning in an email) so I guess it’s going to be a long night of writing stupid shit when I should be sleeping. Good lord.
I love you and miss you. Only 5 days!!!!