#no that isnt even an exaggerated

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Little things I don't know what to do with

1. Phantom: Just because you're my dad doesn't mean you get to tell me what to do!

Nightwing: *just now learning he has a clone son and is nearly hysterical* Actually, it does!

Killer croc: *still holding Phantom by the neck but is now awkward about it* Uh, is this a bad time?

2. Tim goes undercover as Alvin Draper in infiltrate this new and very successful gang thats popped up in Gotham only to start falling for the mysterious leader Danny Nightingale aka a mage going by the name Hex

3. Future 7ft tall Phantom bursts into present day Gotham City like a meteor. Curled into a ball, he desperately tries to keep his unconscious husband safe from the flames and impacts as they are thrown through several buildings before creating a crater in one of the local parks

By some miracle his hubby is safe and Danny passes out once he sees some of the local bats approaching via rooftops

4. Danny flirts with Spoiler by bringing her wierd stuff thats purple. What makes it interesting is that none of this stuff should be purple

5. Danny accidentally ends up in the DC universe via ghost zone portal after he gets injured by one of his parents failed experimental weapons and it destabilizes him. He fights Superman thinking he's possessed and hes actually creaming Superman pretty bad since Clark can't hit what isn't tangible but oh boy, it can hit him.

Anyway the other supers come out to save Superman and began ganging up on Phantom.

Danny, fully convinced they're all possessed, opens a portal and manages to get them all in using Looney Toons Trickery promising to come back and "free the hosts" once he gets a more stable portal. Danny can't go through it since he's so unstable and has to look for some way to fix himself before it becomes a (after)life-threatening issue.

Turns out Ectoplasm is somehow worse for a Kryptonian than Kryptonite and they have no powers what so ever within the Ghost Zone and everything aches.

Oh.

And they're basically living out every creepypasta/horror movie ever in this creepy hell dimension.

Fun times.

#my keyboard keeps disappearing on my phone every 15 seconds #no that isnt even an exaggerated #i timed it #dpxdc #here have some supers #dont worry the bats are going to freak out about it #as is the rest of the league #danny phantom #danny fenton #fanfiction prompts #prompts #superman #clark kent #superfam #nightwing #dadwing #dick grayson #tim drake #alvin draper

[i-professional-procrastinator]

we have lost the plot. the plot has been lost. the plot is long GONE.

#HELLO?? #this isn't even funny tbh #i feel like exaggeration is only funny to a certain point and this just isnt- #u can disagree but i dont wanna hear about it #let's drop the “gale IS THE WORST” propaganda #he sucked ASS in the love triangle #BUT #that's literally a teenager traumatized by war oppression and poverty #no wAY HE'S COMPARABLE TO PRESIDENT FUCKING SNOW #sincerely #a gale hater #gale hawthorne #coriolanus snow #hunger games #the hunger games #tbosas #peeta mellark #finnick odair #katniss everdeen #katniss and gale #katniss and peeta #everlark #tiktok

[veggiesforpresident]

will graham: i literally want to murder you with my bare hands

hannibal, twirling his hair: aha and then what?

#this isnt even an exaggeration this is just the show #hannibal #show: will baby (murdery version)

[bittsandpieces]

Lately every time I cum I've literally involuntarily done an almost perfect ahegao... eyes crossed mouth open drooling just a little bit. Idk what's happening to me

#bitts posts #im dead serious too this isnt even exaggerated #id take a video but its so fucking embarrassing

[sonknuxadow]

can they just say whos voicing shadow already so i can be free from the neverending cycle of random twitter users claiming to know who the va is and saying it with no evidence and people just believing it and spreading it as confirmed fact

#''keanu reeves is voicing shadow guys !!! look this leaker confirmed it !!!!'' #we've been through this already you guys were saying the exact same shit about hayden whatever his name is not too long ago. come on. #idk what it is about the sonic movies specifically that has people accepting baseless rumors as facts #or falling for obviously fake leaks or just spreading easily debunked misinformation #or even taking something that Is true and turning it into some wild exaggerated version that definitely isnt true anymore #example of the last thing: i once saw people take ''the director of the sonic movies worked on the cgi cutscnes for shadow the hedgehog'' #which is true. and turn it into ''the creator of the shadow the hedgehog game is being brought onto the movie team to make sonic 3'' ????? #and also people saying that the third movie is confirmed to be a shadow the hedgehog adaptation #JUST because some of the writers mentioned that game in an interview once as a shadow focused game they COULD take inspo from #but didnt confirm anything.. and people were also framing these claims as reasons to panic because they dont like shth #which makes it more annoying ... #also the amount of times ive seen obviously fanmade movie posters for sonic 3 being spread around as real. come on. #not saying the keanu as shadow rumors are 100 percent fake but we definitely dont have any reason to be immediately accepting #them as fact either. because this person is providing literally no evidence and could easily be lying

[exbotmallow]

i still cant believe foolish said "bad, drill me" and bad just... did it.

#it was a saw actually #bad attacked foolish with a saw weapon #i still love that the actual post isnt even an exaggeration #just horribly (amazingly) phrased #tubbo was this 🤏 close to saying what we all wanted to #qsmp #q foolish #q badboyhalo #q tubbo

[lockandkeyhyena]

listen. say what you want about hazbin hotel. god knows i do. but i have to side-eye all the cis people calling angel dust a stereotype of trans men. like. he’s supposed to be a cisgender gnc gay man and if your first thought upon seeing that is to go ‘aha must be one of those transgenders’ i gotta question that

#yeen rambles #this isnt even one of my hotter hazbin hotel hot takes #here’s another one- #did no-one question the only aroace rep being the literal most evil murderous heartless demon there is #also i think some of yall are exaggerating how bad the artstyle is. like some of the creators personal work is just horrendous but #imo the shows style itself is like. fine

[astranauticus]

(spoilers up to orv chapter 270) (sort of?)

you ever just kinda. suddenly realise what you're listening to

#omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscent reader #orv spoilers #orv #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #art i made #the first hyperlink is to the song on youtube the second one is to my translation btw #that caption was not an exaggeration i was deadass like walking back from class with my spotify on shuffle and kinda like #tuned back in to what was playing in my ears and just had a kinda. HOLD UP WAIT A FUCKIN SECOND #honestly the whole song is kinda yjh if you squint and like for what its worth literally the only reason this is tied to like #that scene from 269 specifically is bc i literally just read that part today so it was really fresh in my brain #god the process of making this was so strange too bc i did it in almost one sitting except i had a fuckin SPORTS EVENT of all things #in the evening so it was like. 3 hours straight of doing this 2 hours of playing sportsball of all things then another 3 hours of this #so now i am physically mentally AND emotionally drained! genuinely couldntve had a more exhausting consecutive 8 hours if i tried #btw fun fact in the spirit of like. making life easier for myself all of yjh's flashback frames or whatever are webtoon panel redraws #except for that last one obviously cuz the webtoon isnt there yet (which. wow the processing of drawing that was. very painful) #but its like. I AM THE WAY THAT I AM if given the chance to draw to my knowledge one of the most tragic moments from the story I WILL DO IT #ok looking back theres a bunch of editing errors but also i just. really need to go do my ACTUAL FUCKIN WORK LMAO #god my arm hurts #hmmm i might clean up that 10 scenario sketch later on. i kinda like how the wings turned out #and also kdj's dipshit expression.

[sproutzai]

the disorder faking in this generation is genuinely wild. like.

#yiure meaning to tell me you have DID #a disorder known for severe memory loss #a disorder known to be so so difficult to disgnose to anyone unrer the age of 18 #and all of ur alters r fictional cjaracters?? all of them remember to sign off with a silly emoji?? all remember how to use a phone?? #bullshit genuine bullshit i dont care #maybe thats because i have an interest in psychology but . be so for realm #if youre gonna fake a disorder at least do the minimum amount of research #i dont even qanna get STARTED on the “autism” community #“w-wait this isnt normal??” and its like. being tired after social events. #i guarentee it is normal. #Good lord stop diagnosing yourself off tiktok or instagram reels #see genuine psychiatrists / doctors 😭. #self diagnosing isnt valid #never will be #btw #if you think you have a disorder do research and dont announce it like youve been diagnosed for the past 7 years #“i think i have adhd because i have heavy symptoms” is more mentally positive then “I ABSOLUTELY HAVE ADHD I SAW 3 REELS” #exaggeration but you know what i mean #“b-but zai!! what about the people who cant get a diagnosis!!” womp womp?? use the point i said before???? #therell come an age for everyone where they can go be independant with it and seek genuine help bruh #my bad for ranting but like. christ. #normalise mental illnesses but not the way half of you are doing it .... #🌱 idle #🌱 rant

[mleemwyvern]

this is now an anti-moon blog

#this is about the mcyt npc polls i do not hate the actual irl moon #i do however hate the big one over in hc s8 #it killed my boys! hels! evil x! WORM MAN! they all deserved so much better #the moon isnt even a character it was an Event #do moon voters have any idea how impactful the evils were to the fandom #and how much worm man means to us zedaph enjoyers #i want that rock Obliterated. kill violence destroy etc #(this is all for fun im not gonna hate on anyone because they voted moon im exaggerating) #but yeah. moon needs to go down #and not down crashing into hermitcraft its done that already #i say we pull a tango and explode it #evil hermit and zedaph fans assemble! we can do this! vote Against the moon!

[hyp-fixator]

Old design

Vs new design!

Not a lot of difference in concept but I do feel like the new design has more of that personality now that I let the lore sit for awhile!

#I do feel like I made him look like he's just a Broker copypaste though #Which I'm not too happy with #The orignal makes him appear softer/more fatherly which makes his job pack more of a punch #The second design makes it so it's like #Well of course you chose that job #Which isnt the effect I wanted #BUT I JUST NEED A LITTLE MISCHIEVOUS GUY #hes not even that exaggerated either #He only becomes a sly bastard when someone asks him for a job that needs to be done #Otherwise he's pretty calm #But yeah #He feels like a copy of The Broker and I need someone to tell me otherwise #CRIES #phighting #phighting! #art #kayvi #small artist #artists on tumblr #phighting roblox #phighting art #phighting oc #redesign #character redesign #The ANIMALS! Phighting au

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me: no I don't fit into the autistic stereotype of being obsessed with public transportation

Also me at 7 years old: mother I MUST ride on this beast you call "bus". Mother you Must Promise me

#i was homeschooled and therefore incredibly fascinated by the idea of #a long massive car where like 50 kids get to not wear seat belts on their way to school #this isnt even an exaggeration i genuinely made her promise to take me on a bus one day #(she didn't- or she kinda did but not on purpose which i still consider breaking the promise)

[loveisurvival]

I think that truly I am a Gonta fan first, and a Danganronpa fan second. One of these things is way more true about me than the other you know what I mean. I was thinking about Gonta everyday even when I left the ronpa fandom for a moment

#💭 #the “everyday” part isnt even an exaggeration. I'm sorry I'm suddenly embarrassed #gontaposting

[cowsaresushi-coral]

can we talk about how english speakers pronounce chinese places like beijing and szechuan?

why. why are you pronouncing it so insane. i was watching the hbomberguy video and the tommy guy kept saying "bei SH ing" instead of "bei Jing." Like, it's pronounced EXACTLY like what it looks like. Sure not a bunch of chinese words are so direct but this one is. WHYYYyyyy

SZECHUAN SOUNDS CRAZY IN ENGLISH WHAT IS THAT LIKE I DONT EXPECT ENGLISH SPEAKERS TO GET IT RIGHT BC ITS VERY CHINESE SOUNDING BUT WTF IS SESH SHUAN LITERALLY COULD NOT RECOGNIZE IT AND I WORKED IN A SZECHUAN RESTAURANT

something helpful. ZH is typically pronounced as a hard J sound like giraffe. that one i admit is a lottle odd! but it really is a sort of J sound

#coral yaps #rant #delete later #i dont get itttttt even if youre english you would NOT default to that #wHERE ARE YOU GETTING THAT FROM #i read that its overly trying to exaggerate how it would sound bc its foreign of exotic #like a french sound or something #plz dont 😭 #this isnt a croissant situation we have very different phonetics #from just european languages

[sonknuxadow]

jesus christttt im not surprised at all to hear that the knuckles series focuses on wade and other human characters a lot i saw this coming a mile away with how almost all the news we were getting before the trailer came out was about the human characters/actors and not about knuckles (or sonic or tails or any other animated characters) but the fact that somebody calculated how many minutes of screentime knuckles has and it came out as LESS THAN HALF OF THE ENTIRE SERIES' RUNTIME when the series is NAMED after him is ridiculous. after this show comes out wade will likely have more screentime and overall plot relevance in the entire scu than tails does. did they actually think wade is a popular enough character for people to be down with this. what the fuck

#was gonna pirate the series but at this rate i might not watch it at all LMAO or at the very least only watch the parts with team sonic #because my interest in this series is dropping every second and i already wasnt very interested in it. #and i love knuckles so you know theyre doing something wrong if knuckles getting his own series isnt interesting me #the thing about wade is i dont even hate the idea of human characters. i dont think its bad for human characters to be present #and i dont think its bad for them to be involved in the plot and have relationships with the existing sonic characters #i personally didnt mind the wedding subplot in the second movie and i know a lot of people hated it #but. it becomes a problem when the random humans are overshadowing the characters people are actually here to see #like the show is literally called knuckles and all the marketing focuses on knuckles but its mostly about wade. allegedly. #and . i wouldnt have minded knuckles having a human costar. but again. they should be getting equal or less focus not more. #and also. its fucking wade who cares about wade enough to want this. would have been more forgiving if it was maddie or jojo or something #because i actually care about those characters. and also theyre not cops #for a moment i was willing to believe that the complaints about wade having way more screentime than knuckles #were a little exaggerated since a lot of people just get mad when the human characters have any screentime at all #but then i saw the article showing that knuckles really did show up for less than half the show and i was like Ummm. What #sorry for being so negative lately #its just that every new piece of info we get about upcoming scu projects has me like that reaction image of the guy holding a cigarette #like WHAT ARE THEY DOINGGGGGGG

[daily-hanamura]

#persona 4 golden #p4g #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #i think a lot about the depth of yosuke's loneliness - away from th distractions of the city and losing even the superficial r/s that he ha #of course he would hate inaba #the moment he arrived in the town he was treated as an enemy for reasons he couldn't control #junes did destroy local businesses and the townspeople's fear of big chain capitalism is justified #BUT their treatment of him was not. i wanna say that the people in inaba were awful but actually theyre just... people. #they couldnt fight Junes or engender systemic change so they take it out on him instead and ostracize him with names and tacks in his shoes #and to add to that all of his already existing self doubt and identity issues #and the problems of growing up as a teenage boy in the early 2010s figuring out his place in society #i think yosuke is very similar to kanji in that both of them have that same struggle of their self being misaligned with social expectation #so they play up this exaggerated caricature or image based on who they think they are supposed to be #in kanji's case it's an image that lets him control his rejection - he looks like a scary gang member so ofc no one wants to be near him #in yosuke's case he goes in the opposite direction of desperately wanting to fit the mould or image of a typical teenage boy #except there isnt such a thing as an “average” teenage boy so hes just such a mess sometimes #but masking so that hes accepted by others as just a teenage boy and not the prince of junes or anything? yeah. #haha my heart #he's good with his queue