#no you cannot

[nikikikiko]

do you guys think that with Eugene True Form one of the kids inherited it

and i know its likely to be Lucilla but come sit have some tea and hear my plea

Lucilla and Liberta BOTH inherited it, but Lucilla inherited the more obvious physical traits and Liberta inherited less obvious physical traits

i was thinking abt this and what if it works with Gavus too

same deal: Liberta has more obvious traits, Lucilla has less obvious traits

#afk arena #afk lucilla #afk eugene #afk gavus #afk liberta #which brings me to #Lucilla and Eugene knowing how to control the little eldritch things that they are #and Liberta having Absolutely No Clue about his own #so he just kind of does things #& bc its so normal to Lucilla + Eugene they dont even bat an eye #Gavus is the only one questioning this #can you just imagine what it was like raising two eldritch children bc ur husband is also an eldritch horror #Liberta Lucilla get out of the shadows right now #no you cannot #HISSSSSSSSS #you cannot hide in the shadows every time you break a vase #HISSSSSSSSSS #lucilla stop arguing with me #HISSSSSSSSSSS #we are not having a very #HISSSSSSS #productive conversation. #- gavus #eugene is watching in the background laughing hysterically #why is his husband trying to reason with two year olds #how long will this go on for

[noblebs]

(smells another snake's food) maybe I can have some too please? 🥺👉👈

#no you cannot #Im the cruelest parent #rhodonite #my pets #boa imperator #nicaraguan boa

[ghostypetrainer]

Hehe. Emmet has a pokemon that can do taxes. It's a Zoroark and he's called Ingo.

Ingo: for the last time Emmet I am not your assist pokemon that do taxes, stop telling everyone that

Look, Elesa never thinks of Ingo as 'the Zoroark' or anything like that. It was a shock to learn he was actually a Zoroark, sure, but he's still the Ingo she's always known! But. But there is a moment where she watches Emmet try and frantically pull together all of his tax information the first year after Ingo's disappearance and she just can't help but think that...

....ah. the zoroark did the taxes.

#asks #zoroark possession au #and can you blame her? #no you cannot #i bet some other normal pokemon can do taxes though #i bet alakazam can do taxes

[piraterefrigerator]

May I harvest thy kneecaps for thee?

Whomst the fuck

#no you cannot #ray answers asks

[thekoopalingsandstuffs]

How's Bowser Jr. Doing? Are we allowed to ask him stuff too?

#no you cannot #koopalings #bowser jr #ludwig koopa #roy koopa #lemmy koopa #morton koopa jr #wendy koopa #iggy koopa #larry koopa

[ilovedirt]

one thing about me is I love telling people no

#no you cannot #absolutely no #fuck no #fucking fuck no #etc

[mayorwhisper]

No wonder you and Zucker get along so well 😂😂😂

#treasure hunting #fossils #digging #prehistoric #can I lick it #no you cannot #he is baby #precious #must be protected #lucky #lucky the dog #acnh lucky #acnh dreamy #acnh dreamies #acnh #acnh life #acnh island #acnh islanders #acnh villagers #acnh residents #acnh hype #acnh community #acnh blog #animal crossing #new horizons #animal crossing new horizons #animal crossing: new horizons #nintendo #nintendo switch #nintendo switch games

[professor-mystic]

Could I give it pets?

It

is

made

of

fire

#no #no you cannot #well you can #it's YOUR funeral #pokemon x monster hunter

[faffreux]

> logs onto neopets

> sees 25 messages in my inbox asking if they can have my pet bc I’m not active

man

#NO YOU CANNOT #LOL #I DON'T PLAY ANYMORE BUT NO #HE'S SPECIAL

[snailwater]

no fucking way

#the owl house #toh s2 #toh spoilers #NO YOU CANNOT #YOU CANNOT JUST DO THAT #OUDFJHSRHWHRHAHR #kings tide #thank u to those who gave me the link<3

[voidichor]

sticks a big void pit in the city of tears for funsies

#xanthe writes #nightfall #hornet 🤝 hollow: can i get a break from god shit.....FOR FIVE MINUTES #the answer is no babes #no you cannot

[mothlet-incarnate]

So I've been doing this English thing with a word limit and I cannot meet it whatever I do.

This is my second night of sitting here trying to get it down without omitting any important information.

Genuinely very upset and annoyed...

Ughhhhh

#can you post something thats just tags? #let me try #no you cannot #so annoyed #and my teachers away so i can't ask for advice

[isthisjackie]

Screaming bc I missed this lil guy even though I tried so hard to remember 😔

#personal #not that I NEED another stuffed animal #but like ya know #can you ever have too many? #no you cannot

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

#i cannot tell you how much this made me smile just bc it's so full of love #moon #venus #zoozve #long post #sorry about that it's very long but it's very entertaining i hope you enjoy this lil zoozve gem haha #astronomy #astrophysics #space

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

#Crunchyroll #piracy #funimation #money hungry ass streaming service #rambling #I’ve never paid for a streaming service in my life thank god #I appreciated using others accounts but I personally cannot see myself paying this much for a service if I had the funds 😭! #get back to pirating kings!!! #anime has always been one of the easiest forms of media to pirate anyway so y’all got this #CR is definitely not worth paying for though #CR is certainly not worth paying this much for even if it’s a yearly one time fee #capitalism #the fact that CR has always had pretty bad quality as a streaming service anyway #it buffers every time you pause or rewind anything

[ominouspuff]

You know who you are

but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry

#artists on tumblr #tumblr shenanigans #boop day on tumblr #Booping the mutuals #Boop this fool #You cannot comprehend the full throat debilitating laughs that laid me out on my carpeted floor at this my friend