#none of them

[lilyharvord]

It’s all: “you could have been my red queen” this and “thief/obviously” that, but WHEN are we going to talk about: “I thought of you in the end, I saw your face in the water.”????? HMMM?! When? When are we going to talk about this?

#red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm #marecal #are we really going ignore the most romantic declaration of love ever made by a stupid YA male?? #are we just going to ignore the implications?! #this was the moment I KNEW marecal was end game #no other YA male could ever #like ever come close to this line #my jaw DROPPED #I was even more in love with him #and I’m convince it was the reason mare said eh fuck it and stayed that night #we’re just all going to keep on ignore this line and I hate that #like who do you know in YA that has so casually thrown out the more gut wrenching love declaration?!? #none of them #so get off my bois ass #he was 22 and in LOVE #cal calore #mare barrow

[luckycharms1701]

Bay turtles getting a surprise bouquet of their favorite flowers for the first time? (Don’t ask how reader knows, they got that info from a certain rat)

whoops you tapped into an interest of mine and i just spent an hour and a half solidifying my headcanons for their favorite flowers

anyway this is amazing anon-chan i love love love flowers and giving them and these boys deserve so many flowers

(just so you know, these blurbs take place pre-relationship, but like barely)

Leonardo

You immediately resolve to do this as often as possible when you see the look on Leo's face. He reaches out and gently fingers one of the blood red petals of the dahlias you're offering him. "These for me?" His voice is wondering, causing an ache deep in your chest. You push them a bit closer to him with a soft smile.

His hand cups yours as he pulls them (and you) closer to him. He buries his face in the flowers for a moment. When he lifts his head, you are arrested by the intense expression on his face. In the same way he gently touched the dahlia petal, Leo gently touches your face, cups your cheek. "Thank you," he breathes.

Raphael

Raph huffs and squints at you suspiciously. "This some kinda joke?" You roll your eyes and push the pink irises into his plastron. When you go to let go of the bouquet, however, his hand comes up and traps yours with the flowers against him. He looks down at the flowers and breathes in deeply. You can't smell much from the delicate flowers, but you suppose that he can.

He looks back up at you and tilts his head, contemplative. Your lips twitch at how cute the motion is, and his gaze zeroes in on the movement. You feel Raph's fingers tighten around yours before he deliberately relaxes them. A rare bashful smile spreads across his face as he meets your eyes once more. "Thanks, doll."

Donatello

"Ah, celosia! These are my favorite! How did you know?" Donnie gives a pleased chirp as he studies the blooms you shove into his face.

You smirk as you press the bouquet into his hands. "Wouldn't you like to know."

He turns his chair around, gaze still on the flowers, and stands almost uncomfortably in your space. You hold your ground. His eyes flick up to yours, and a small, smug smile spreads across his face. He shuffles the tiniest bit closer to you. You gulp but continue to hold your ground. "Oh," Donnie begins in a low, silken voice, "I would like to know. And we both know that I will find out. Don't we?" He steps back and turns to look for a vase. "Thank you for the flowers," he throws over his shoulder towards your trembling form, "they're very nice!"

Michelangelo

Not even the stars in the sky can match the sparkle in Mikey's eyes. "You got these for me?" You grin as you present the marigolds to him with a little 'ta da!'. The both of you start to laugh as he picks you up and twirls you around, flowers and all. When he sets you down, your smile gets small and shy as you hand the marigolds to him.

He takes them reverently. Then he leans forward and kisses your cheek. He leans back, takes in your reaction, and kisses the other cheek, lingering just a little longer. When Mikey pulls back the second time, he hovers for just a moment over your lips before pulling back. You feel the hand that is not holding the flowers brush against your own. "Thank you sooooo much angel! Marigolds are my favorite!"

#tmnt #bayverse leo #bayverse raph #bayverse donnie #bayverse mikey #writing tag #you: aren't..... aren't donnie's and mikey's favorites just yorshie's tattoo flowers #me: yes #you: so you spent an hour and a half on.... #me: raph and leo. yes #look. listen. they're little shits. what do you expect #figuring out what the flower meaning should be was the easy part #but which flower has the exact interpretation that i'm looking for?? #none of them #i had to get as close as i could and i'm not happy about it #that's the hour and a half part #all that research for these tiny fucking blurbs #i'm sorry anon-chan i hope these are okay #....... #don't #don't ask about donnie #idk what happened there #i blacked out again #might've been thinking about amaranthine recently..... #gonna go eat something now hahaha

[cosmic-d1ce]

during the big philever confession/rejection, Forever told Phil he didnt want to be alone

Imagine how Phil felt hearing that. The man who seems to be condemned to a life of loneliness and solitude. The man who's seclusion follows him through lifetimes. The man who, no matter where he goes, who he knows or what he does, will always be alone in the end

Do you think q!Phil heard Forever tell him he doesn't want to be alone on this island and saw a bit of himself. Of course, he's used to it. His family and friends and loved ones all slowly disappearinh from his life. But he wasn't always. He understands that fear.

But he can't be with Forever. For so many reasons. But it still hurts him to walk away from someone who feels the way he used to.

#qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp forever #philever #forphil #forever x philza #philza #forever player #screams #im so so so normal #i am #keep thinking about him #keep thinking about Them #phils characters deserve the world #would like to mention that the part of the wall where phil lives used to have people there #his friends used to live there #they dont anymore #none of them #its just him now #jaiden moved with roier #mariana is MIA #slime is a mess #wilbur also moved away #people used to live there #and they just dont anymore #and phil is alone #do you think he sits there sometimes before the kids are awake and notices how quiet it is now #without slime and mariana fighting and without wilbur and slime and Quackity frequenting the area #sobs

[decolonize-the-left]

What do you think the doctor is gonna do when they tell me to lose weight and I tell them that losing 50lbs in 3 months with no effort on my part has had No effect on my health except pointed to the fact that something is Very fucked up somewhere

#i have so much anxiety ive lost this much weight out of nowhere actually tho #none of my clothes fit anymore #none of them #also idk of i told yall but i went crying to my provider and they crammed me in on thursday

[edgycarr0t]

Happy valentines (why are you not in a bunker)!

#my art #fanart #kirby #kirby fanart #kirby series #kirby of the stars #magolor #kirby marx #Edgycarr0t doodle post #It's marxolor if you want it to be! #romantic? Platonic? Sworn enemies? #all of the above #none of them #some on tuesdays #I forgot it was valentines. I would have drawn something bigger if I remembered ):

[arthurily]

Morston re2&4 au. Goodnight.

#who would be ada who would be leon…that is the question #none of them #theyre actually way too stupid to be horror game protags #but if they had it in them #maybe john would be leon #cause if ud play from johns pov then arthur would seem so mysterious always disappearing and shit #im in no way saying john is even remotely similar to leon #but the dynamic would make more sense #txt #LOL AND ASHLEY WOULD BE ABIGAIL😭😭

[palioom]

Daniel and Felicitas at the Golden Globes (January 10, 2023)

#daniel brühl #daniel bruhl #idk why but this aint it #none of them #maybe daniel a bit but god no?

[milesworld96]

Can’t believe I’m missing the Hof while everyone out here looking so fine

#TRISH???? CHARLOTTE???😟😟😟 #AND SHAYNA?! OH LORD IM NOT MAKINGIT #trish stratus #charlotte flair #cm punk #shayna baszler #bayley #grayson waller #montez ford #bianca belair #absolutely no right to look so fine #NONE OF THEM #wwe #wwe hall of fame #wwe smackdown

[y-rhywbeth2]

There's. More. Lore. On. Bane.

[insert "I've had enough of this dude" meme here]

At some point I think I'll have to add a part 2 or errata to the write-ups for the churches of Bane and Bhaal, but in the meantime I'm going to go to bed and stare at the ceiling.

#I was looking at Shar's entry in Elminster's Forgotten Realms and I noticed Bane had a whole half-page devoted to dress code #You know which other members of the pantheon containing 40+ gods had one? #NONE OF THEM #the idiot three

[ghastlytofu]

the dragon age fandom is Incredibly Confused™. some of you forgot like... the last 14 years worth of venomous fandom discourse.

#none of this fandom's problems are new or novel #none of them #dragon age #dragon age dreadwolf

[sysmedsaresexist]

The list of stuff you've said you've heard were ramcoa specific, do you think you could do a break down on which are and which aren't?

Anon, in the kindest, most gentle way possible, filled with tons of love and understanding, no, that's the point of the post

Don't ask me, don't ask anyone on the internet, if you can, talk about it with a professional, don't go looking, as if there's a checklist that tell you if what you experienced counted or if it could be possible

It's not that easy to figure it out ): those aren't questions that you should be asking alone, and in the end, it's not going to change anything

You're still traumatized and you're still valid, you still had a fucked up life, you still deserve help and support to get through your days, and you're still you, with or without that information confirmed

Like all forms of proper trauma processing, it's best done with a professional

I would tell people worried about any trauma in their past not to go digging for specifics until the time is right and the situation is safe

There is no rush to figure it all out.

#also #none of them #in theory #are specific to it #that's the problem #don't be like me #“keepers are RAMCOA? and i have a keeper? /i/ am RAMCOA???” #tw

[scoobydoodean]

Sometimes people make polls and I think to myself, "I am definitely a dean girl first and foremost. And also second, third, fourth, and fifth."

#i cannot vote on that are you crazy #none of those answers. #NONE of them #kjaedjhabejfbhshjbf #(this is very low stakes and not about anything remotely serious btw)

[maxsix]

I would never judge new kpop fans for their inexperience but I’ve seen some BOLD claims on here. Some of these people have never heard of EXO and only know Taemin as the guy people do covers of. 

#exo #taemin #the bold face claims on here are wild #no your kpop boy does not sing better than baekhyun #none of them #and no your kpop boy does not dance better than taemin #please dear God i am begging people to stop embarassing themselves

[densewentz]

wwdits s4e9 “Freddie”

#i had #i had so many theories #of all the ways it could go wrong #so many theories #so outlandish #and none #NONE of them #managed to be as outlandish #as what actually just fucking happened #what #wwdits #wwdits season 4 #nandermo #how #im so sorry to use a spn gif but #i am too shook

[thehappiestgolucky]

I made Koi and Inkdessa a couple of friends to make a chaotic kiddo group and now I have intense brainworms

gang who’s motto is ‘Fuck it we ball’ and win

#splatoon #doodles #inkdessa #koi #roe #abikrill #kippy #inkling #octoling #inktoling #i love them they’re so silly and dumb not a single one has a braincell #none of them #individually there are no braincells #together it’s in the negatives #constantly switching between them with amiibos like- #forcing myself to get better at basic shooters by forcefully using them

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

HI GRACE!! hello!! some while ago you asked me what inside job was about and i completely forgot to answer the ask + i accidentally deleted it (im so sorry genuinely)

SO HI I you dont have to post this if you dont want to!! just wanted to answer you and im sorry for taking so long

SO basically its about conspiracy theories in a very funny way, its a whole corporation that makes and knows about the conspiracys its funny HELP i like the characters a lot one of them looks like Liz from aop/osnf (the rpgs that cellbit made)

the art looks like gravity falls (i think the creator helped making it? but I'm not sure)

SORRY IF ITS NOT WEEL EXPLAINED BTW HELP im bad at these things but its a great thing to watch

No worries no worries!

It sounds interesting :D I may have to check it out someday.

#I have a List of media I wanna watch and I have gotten around to like #none of them #so far #oh well #ask #Theo tag