#the idiot three

[y-rhywbeth2]

"Myrkul [compared to some gods, is autonomous] obeys no one but is influenced by Bhaal and Bane..."

I love this weird connection the Dead Three have with each other and how it never seems to go away completely. I don't think co-dependency is quite the word for it, but they're just utterly toxic for each other, keep fucking each other over, and somehow they keep coming back to this alliance. For some reason the opinion of the others holds sway!

Like Bane is... Bane. He thinks he doesn't need anybody and everyone is subservient to him! He's allergic to his own capacity to enjoy things or feel emotional attachments to people. He just fundamentally can't compute when he cares about someone. Why is he upset they're dead? Bane doesn't know! He also only got as far into the Time of Troubles as he did because he has Myrkul backing him up. He still kind of depends on the other two and at least once upon a time had respect for Bhaal.

Bhaal needs the other two to keep his murder hoboing in check, and they seem to be the only beings in the universe who can (or are permitted by Bhaal) to do so. Myrkul left him unsupervised for a week once and Bhaal ended up getting distracted trying to kill winged ponies and then got killed, ruining his and Myrkul's plan.

Myrkul, by all accounts, is shooting himself in the foot every time he agrees to work with these idiots and he keeps doing it. Some descriptions have assigned gods mortal-like feelings, wants and needs, so like, is he lonely or what? Myrkul's charisma is abysmal by mortal standards; by divine standards a landfill of rancid trash has more appeal (he spent the last stretch of the Time of Troubles in a sewer, talking to zombies and himself). Bhaal is basically his only friend in existence (Bane is... there. Myrkul doesn't exactly like him, and yet he still works with him.)

The last time these idiots cooperated Bane destroyed Bhaal's worshipper base and got himself killed and thus left Myrkul in a mess, then Bhaal got killed due to murderhoboing and left Myrkul even further in this mess, and somehow the 15th century rolled around and these three agreed to work together again. Working together worked so well last time! What is wrong with you.

#I'd say please just break up but tbh whatever's wrong with them is funnier #the idiot three #and whatever the fuck is wrong with them and this relationship #long post

[and-his-hands-were-24-crows]

The chair needed a break so now we use the bookshelves.

#I was going to stop at three but here we are #good omens #good omens fanart #good omens season 3 #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable idiots #they're not talking #digital sketch #I made this #24 crows art

[lotus-pear]

smoke break

#this was lying around in my drafts for three months and i colored it just now so sry if the art style looks kinda 💀 #teen skk is so special to bc they’re just idiot kids forced to get along and that’s what makes them hilarious #when will the unreleased seventeen light novel come out omfgggggg slamming my head into a brick wall #i need to see them in their peak years. their double black years. the years where they finally learned to trust and grow fond of each other #i am never painting again i cried every second doing this #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #sokouku #skk #lotus draws

[livhowlett]

I hope in S3 we get a moment where everything clicks for Crowley. Like he realises how much Aziraphale REALLY loves him.

He'd be in the bookshop (probably drunk) outwardly complaining about how he hates everything in there. And he looks at the walls

"Yellow! Stupid Yellow! I hate the color Yellow! All the worst things are Yellow! Sunshine, flowers, my eyes-"

Then it clicks and he just has a moment of remembering every moment Aziraphale has flirted/loved him over the past 6000 years. Cause Crowley only recently realised HE loved Aziraphale, S3 he needs to figure out how much Aziraphale has loved him.

Then he'd strom into Heaven to get his husband back.

#good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley x aziraphale #crowley good omens #aziraphale and crowley #aziraphale x crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale loves crowley #crowley and aziraphale #crowley loves aziraphale #good omens season 2 #good omens season three #david tennant #crowley is a mess #ineffable lovers #ineffible husbands #supreme archangel aziraphale #ineffable idiots #idiots in love

[bookshopbentley]

something i noticed is that whenever crowley and aziraphale do have physical touch it’s always ( ? ) aziraphale initiating it . it’s aziraphale who occasionally puts his hand on crowley’s chest , arm , back , whatever to guide him . it’s aziraphale resting his hand on crowley’s arm to tell him something . it’s aziraphale took crowley’s hand to dance , something crowley would have never done otherwise . but the kiss . that is the first time crowley has been the one to initiate physical contact . the first time . and as far as he knows , the last .

#BuT hE dId InItIaTe It In SeAsOn OnE wHeN hE sLaMmMeD aZiRaPhAlE aGaInSt ThE wAlL #tell me you’re missing the point WITHOUT telling me you’re missing the point #that isn’t affectionate i’m talking about AFFECTION here people #anyways #if aziraphale isn’t the one to initiate the kiss in season three no guarantees the police won’t be called #azicrow #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #ineffable fandom #ineffable divorce #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable lovers #ineffable spouses #ineffable partners #ineffable wives #good ineffable omens #good omens #good omens 2 #michael sheen #david tennant #neil gaiman #lgbt #lgbtq

[littleblackraincloudofcourse]

Rewatching the 911/911 Lone Star crossover and I am going to explode

Buck starts out shit talking and being competitive with TK then Buck compliments TK after he saved him saying he had "nice moves"

Buck comforts TK when he's upset and offers to do something reckless to help him before telling him, and only him btw, he wants to see him again

TK sees all of this and thinks Buck must be flirting because why wouldn't he but this is EXACTLY how Buck acted when he met Eddie

Someone is reading these situations wrong and I don't think it's TK

#three years later they still haven't figured it out #just fuckin french already #you idiots are in love #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buck x eddie #911 abc #911 lone star #tk strand

[kiruvry]

again . can't for the life of me draw anything serious of this game

#IM SO MAD I GOT SO ATTACHED TO TJE THREE OF THESE IDIOTS #THEYRE AWFUL kiruvry when hes presented with a group of villains who are tryjng to rip eachother apart #i got this idea from another post but i cant find it :( i love u op #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate iii #lord enver gortash #enver gortash #orin the red #ketheric thorm #bg3 spoilers #maybe??? just in case #dead three

[nightgoodomens]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

#long kiss #kept on going #neat #why are they gone #I have questions #three takes! #good omens #crowley #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #aziraphale #aziracrow

[th3basementdweller]

I love drawing it like this 😭😭 they're so stupid I love him

#drawing #art #doodle #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #ultrakill v1 #don't mind how i used three separate pronoun sets for it #it's just so gender #stupid baby #dumb idiot

[baylardian-1]

"I've thought about having children, but I must say I never considered having them with you."

#happy threshold day friends :) #kathryn gets to re-experience realizing shes a mom THREE times lmao #GET MOMCORED IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #shes riddled with the Ive Been Unfaithful To Mark And Its Blatantly Apparent To Me With These Weird Lizard Babies I Made guilt #My Art #Threshold Day #Threshold #AU #Kathryn Janeway #Chakotay #Thomas Paris #Philippa Janeway #Edward Janeway #Amelia Janeway #Star Trek: Voyager #Human

[miss-americanbi]

gay people can never say “i love you” it’s always some incoherent shit like “you idiot. we could’ve been… us”.

#‘you can’t leave this bookshop’ #‘you’d be my second in command’ #blah blah blah #IT’S THREE WORDS #I AND LOVE AND YOU #end of story!! #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens s2ep6 #good ineffable omens #ineffable fandom #ineffable idiots #ineffable divorce #ineffable wives #ineffable spouses #ineffable husbands #ineffable partners #ineffable lovers #aziraphale #crowley #crowly x aziraphale #aziracrow #michael sheen #david tennant #americanbi’s posts

[y-rhywbeth2]

...Did not read Vampire of the Mists expecting to walk out with the likely not Realmslore or larger D&D compliant headcanon that Bhaal invented vampirism, but here we are.

Right so there's a solid chance that this was the Dark Powers that govern the Ravenloft setting, and Strahd has multiple backstory variations (I think?) butI mean, gods can present themselves a little differently to different worlds, the slight shift in focus of murder+ isn't that odd. Bane has in fact been dabbling across the planes since pre-Time of Troubles, so the other two idiots could definitely have gotten in on it. And - in one version of this story - the origin of vampirism is a voice that sounds like death, describes itself as:

"...every nightmare every creature has ever had. I am the dark thoughts of murder and treachery, of fear and lust and obscenity and violation. I am the cutting word that kills the soul and the bloody knife that kills the body. I am the poison at the bottom of the cup, the noose around the thief’s neck, the cry of the wronged, and the shriek of the tortured. I am the lie. I am the black pit of madness. I am Death and all things worse."

(And you know, Bhaal definitely has lust, obscenity and violation going for him recently. And a little earlier, what the fuck is with the attraction spell sir.) and then says use a dagger - wielded by an assassin cult with the name "Ba'al" in it, whose symbol is a bloody skull, who run protection rackets and seek political power - and go commit a murder for me (enjoy it).

And be transformed one of the most deliberately murderous undead - the most human and able to grasp the horror they inflict, sustained by acts of murder, whose instincts work a lot like Bhaal and the Bhaalspawn, tbh.

Like, Toril is part of the background in this novel, but I don't actually think this was deliberate. I am still maybe going to keep the idea on the shelf. But Bhaal, if I find out you've been doing dimensional-temporal shenanigans and created Strahd (and thus, according to some accounts, invented vampirism itself)...

(It's also kind of funny to imagine Bhaal creating the first vampire and amusing himself watching, and then suddenly these mists descend and yoink all of Barovia off the map. "Huh. Weird. Anyway! Hey, Myrkul, look what I invented!")

#Headcanon Bhaal you owe Hexxat and Astarion - and pretty much everyone else - for emotional damages you know this right? #imo undeath suits Bhaal better as a theme than the other two. Bane is life; Myrkul is death; Bhaal stands between the two states #That description also sounds a bit Cyric-y to me #babbling #edgelord hours #the idiot three

[egophiliac]

I love your take on Crowley!

I know that the early, non-Diasomnia stories aren't really your thing, but are you reading the novels at all?

I have been following some of the fan translations and the second book seems intense! Would love to hear what you think about them.

thank you! 💚💚💚 I'm not really sure why you think I don't like the earlier arcs though, I love pretty much all the characters and their storis! (I think 5 and 1 are my favorite of the past episodes, though 6 infected me with the Shroud brainrot something fierce.) I just...ESPECIALLY love diasomnia. :') but there is room in my heart for all of these dweebs! like, who among us is not just as ride-or-die for Adeuce as they are for us.

that said, I don't really follow the other adaptations like the manga (aside from a dip-in just to see the new Yuus) or the novels, though I keep meaning to check them out! I do like seeing the differences between the different forms of media, and how certain things get adapted one way or another! but alas, time/a lack of accessibility stands in our way more often than not. :( someday...someday I will have time to consume all of the media...

#art #twisted wonderland #i have been playing this game since the day it came out #and believe me i could not have stuck with it for the past three and a half years if i was not deep into all of these idiots #not to harp on it but i do think it's funny because i actually. really did not like the diasomnias at first. #it was like a month before their cards/personal stories were added and so we knew almost NOTHING about them #the website descriptions basically make everyone sound awful #so i thought they were kind of mean/boring compared to everyone else! #(except maybe lilia but i was mad at him for the two seconds of 'girl? 👀' hope i had when they were revealed) #but once their cards came out i fell just as hard for them as i did the rest of this silly game #well. sebek took a little longer. but his ketchup incident converted me. #anyway i have so much sentimentality for episode 1 especially #the prologue was like 'oh this is actually a very silly game! oh there is a plot!' #episode 1 was like 'oh i LIKE these characters and what they're doing with them' #(i think ace punching riddle was the moment i decided i REALLY liked this game) (sorry riddle) (you were being a huge dick though) #also...ink drips. ink drips everywhere. #look when i say this game is laser-focused at me and my tastes specifically i am not kidding

[itsoddissey]

BUTTERCUPS 🌼

really quick drawing but I really needed to draw them ok???

#hermitcraft #grian #grian fanart #mumbo jumbo #mumbo jumbo fanart #gtws #gtwscar #goodtimeswithscar #goodtimeswithscar fanart #buttercups #desert duo #waffle duo #idk Scar n Mumbo duo name #hermitcraft fanart #hermitblr #I love these three idiots #my art

[jewishregulus]

love when ppl make random ass aus for their fave ship that r just nonsensical and crazy . anyways jegulus au in which the potter’s run an animal shelter and usually order their pet supplies online but one day james goes to a chain store and finds regulus, who hates every single thing abt his shitty fucking pet store job and ONLY stays bc having a shitty job getting to pet cats on a leash is better than having a shitty job and not being able to. anyways james sees a twink and loses a few brain cells so he just pretends he has NEVER had a pet before and asks for regulus’ advice to talk to him. in his nervousness james is like “so dogs can’t eat chocolate right hahaha that’s crazy i’d go crazy” and regulus is like “i don’t get paid enough for this”

#regulus black #james potter #marauders era #marauders #jegulus #snake in the lions den #when regulus finds out abt the shelter he’s like wait that’s so sweet what the fuck #and then he’s hit w the earthshattering realization that the idiot regular who always bothers him is actually #incredibly smart and talented and caring and #Oh G-d HIS EXACT TYPE!! THE MADNESS #very inspired by my real life shitty pet store job #Not naming names but a certain chain pet store which has a three letter name should burn #james: so lol dogs should eat right? #regulus: this is fucking unbelievable

[inchidentalmeowmeow]

When i say lestappen are opposites in literally every way this is what i mean 😭

#WHAT ARE THOSE ‘i’s MAX??? #two sides of a whole competitive idiot 😌 #beauty and chaos goes together clearly i dont make the rules #lestappen #charles leclerc #max verstappen #f1 #formula 1 #cl16 #1633 #mv33 #ah yes #red and blue #sunshine and midnight rain #beautiful cursive calligraphy and chaotic spongbob block text energy #the three dualities of all homoerotic rivalries