#none of them wanted to be kings

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Free to take prompt:

Basically, what if finwe, olwe, and ingwe get so tired of valinor that they dip?

Like, during their monthly bitch and stitch session, they got so tired of being rulers, they get so tired of everyone’s bs, that they get a little too tipsy, a little too pissed, and all of a sudden their on a ship, sailing to beriliand.

Listen, none of them wanted to be kings in the first place, ok, so why should they stick around when they have perfectly good heirs to take over?

#lord of the rings #lotr #silmarillion #the hobbit #lotr elves #finwe #olwe #ingwe #none of them wanted to be kings #they book it #beliriand #valinor #years of the trees #tolkein prompt #fanfiction prompts

[idliketobeatree]

dead boy detectives + text posts part 1/?

+ bonus

#dead boy detectives #dbda #dbdshow #dead boy detective agency #dead boy detective netflix #painland #payneland #edwin payne #charles rowland #niko sasaki #crystal palace #monty the crow #esther finch #jenny green #the cat king #dbda memes #dbda incorrect quotes #dbda text posts #my edits #marcela watches dbda #whew. i've spent like an hour on these. cackling like an evil witch full on esther finch style #share my vision boy. #oh and finding good quality screens from this show is a herculean effort #none of my cap sites have them :( #if you saw me sneak one of my posts in: do not worry! i have a permit (to do whatever i want hehee)

[peachysorrel]

Scenario where wukong somehow gets freed from the scroll but it costs his everything, he comes home to just crumble but there’s an uninvited guest in his house and he breaks under the weight of his guilt

#mac didnt sign up for this #it feels good but he would never admit it #goddammit they really only got eachother #like pleasee they need eachother but none of them will admit it #you can be as much friends with the others as you want but it will never replace having another monkey at your side #they are literally soulmates and they will suffer until they finally admit it to themselves #lmk #lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid season 4 #lego monkie kid season 4 spoilers #shadowpeach #macaque #six eared macaque #lmk macaque #sun wukong #lmk sun wukong #monkey king #lmk monkey king

[tanglepelt]

Dp x dc idea 24

Jason can feel himself being drawn somewhere in the Midwest. He’s busy with his own bs to deal with it. It’s only when he hops on a motorcycle and starts riding that way he admits it may be a concern.

One things for sure he’s not telling Bruce.

Cass, Tim and Damian show up asking him if he feels it to. They all agree it’s turned more into a pull now.

The four say f it and go off to investigate. Jason has his guns, Damian his sword, Tim his paranoia and Cass is just Cass.

Meanwhile Danny in amity park is freaking out that apparently he was the new ghost king. So many ghost had popped through to meet him. They just wouldn’t stop coming. Claiming he was calling them to greet their new king.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #ghost king danny #Danny does not realize his presence is just calling out the ghost #like if he wants them to stop showing up he can just proclaim he is done with visitation #until he does he is a beacon #drawing in ghost or ecto entities #Jason would just like to continue his life #none of them tell Bruce #they just disappear into the night #why would he need to know #Bruce is panicking as four of his kids just vanished #all turned off their comms #the four bats were not expected the mess that was amity #i don’t like the fenton parents so like maybe they do something extra bad #and cass is just like new brother #she takes one look at him and goes yup he is one of us #plus i feel they’d be over protective of the baby ghost king #cause Danny is baby

[akq96618]

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#ohsama sentai kingohger #avataro sentai donbrothers #gira hastie #momoi tarou #i love the fact that none of them is entirely human #my art #rkgk #king don #I WANT KING DON KYORYU RN #king ohger #donbrothers

[margareturtle]

So I just finished the Stolen Heir (yea ik I was early to the cruel prince but late to tsh bc I had the book and then lost it 😭anyways i’m finished now soo)

So now of course I’m thinking of all my fav faerie princes in the holly-cassie faerieverse

And wondering if when we meet Kit again in TLKOF if he’s gonna be in his Oak Greenbriar era

As in sticking his neck out as a target so they come for him first and not his family

And when he meets up with Dru it’s gonna be like:

Dru: wtf kit how’d you get that jagged scar on your shoulder?

Kit: oh that was just last weeks assassin, lil faerie guy but fierce, took a chunk out of me before I beat him

Dru: What?! Kit!!!

Kit: yea I wasn’t worried with that one. They did come close to poisoning me though. When I was getting coffee on my way to school, the barista must’ve been a glamoured faerie or smth, but I wasn’t paying attention and took my drink. But they’ve gotta try harder I mean— they really think I wouldn’t know what that poison smells like after growing up at the shadowmarket HA!

Dru: woah— you were almost poisoned?!

Kit: yeah! Annoying right— I was so looking forward to my coffee and then I had to go take my math test first thing uncaffeinated !!

Dru: I—

#anyways #i need cardan & kieran & oak & kit & ash to have a faerie prince support group #i love my fav faerie princes #my poor lil pookies #none of them want to be king :( #tis ok #their gf’s will do it!’ #dru would be a slay queen of faerie #i don’t think ty or mark would want to rule tbh #cristina though #she would have a field day at faerie court #learning everything she can #she’d have that shit down in days #and have tea with jude #crossover when #the wicked powers #the dark artifices #the cruel prince #the stolen heir #oak greenbriar #kit herondale #tfota #cardan greenbriar

[nonbinarycollector]

i feel like sometimes we dont give enough attention to toh having FOUR TRANS CHARACTERS. FOUR. thats INSANE? and they all present differently, are all different ages, and ALL of their pronouns are respected. holyy shit. getting a character of color whos middle aged and they/them, a teenager that doesnt bind and looks feminine and is STILL they/them and respected as such, a little boyish child god with he/they pronouns, a chill dad whos heavily implied to be bigender, ITS AMAZING!! they dont even fall into the pit of "only aliens are nonbinary" BECAUSE they made raine, an average witch, nonbinary, and made masha, a normal teenage human, nonbinary too. whenever i think about it too long i explode of happiness. thank you so much toh

#toh #raine whispers #the collector #masha toh #the titan #text #they all mean the worlddd to me #and NONE of them are evil!!! barely even morally gray since the collector is just a little kid #i know some people want their better represented evil queers and i get it but i do appreciate it so much #edited 2 include kings dad bcuz somehow i forgot her

[illmoraineakoi]

Headcanon that Ghost keeps saving Zote throughout the game because he looks REALLY similar to a Vessel and Ghost is just like “…Close enough. You’re welcome, Sibling.”

#It doesn’t matter if Zote is really a Vessel or not #He’s a Sibling in Ghost’s heart #He’s the Sibling Ghost wants to punch in the face and throw back into the Venegfly nest for a while #bc he is an Insufferable Ass #but he is a Sibling nonetheless #Hornet is Not Amused #Hollow thinks Zote is hilarious #Like ‘Sure Little Sibling U killed that vengefly king and beat Colo 1 ur such a good warrior.’ #It becomes less amusing when the Precepts hit a little too close to home for them #And Hollow actually starts to question if Zote is legitimately a Vessel bc they can’t tell #And Ghost won’t say either way #And Hornet is only 90% sure he’s not LMAO #Hollow Knight #HK Zote the mighty #hk ghost #Also headcanon that Zote absorbed all the arrogance and idiocy in the egg so there was none to go around for the rest of them #Thank u Zote for taking that L for us

[crazymecjc]

what face are you wearing, jack?

[inspired by this manga panel (under the cut) bc it made me BITE]

#pandora hearts #oof my art i guess #jack vessalius #go read pandora hearts rn this is a Threat 🔫 #she’s so so underrated and such a fantastic story I’m grgrgrggrgrgr #anyways jack vessalius makes me CRAZY #I want to gnaw on him like a chew toy (affectionate) #Why Are You Like This King I am examining u under a microscope #expect much more art soon tee hee #not necessarily pandora hearts #I have like seven wips just chilling rn two of which are comics and None of them are for the same fandom oops #truly just spinning the blorbo wheel and picking at random at this point

[fisheito]

Resting body temperature headcanons based on pure speculation

#nu carnival #no i didn't put them at their proper heights they are all just existing randomly #yakumo is an icicle because i want him to be i need him to be #but does he technically go in the middle?? bc someone says “endothermic temperature regulation” #and yakumo will respond “who is that” #how can rei and Dante be similar resting temps but one is almost dead and the other has the energy to fight at the slightest provocation #i don't know #none of this is science #maybe Edmond got his baseline down after his desert training lol #something something muscles higher metabolism than fat something differing temperatures something #edmonds fat thighs are the only thing keeping him from heat stroke #kuya needs everything to be a crisp 17.6 degrees Celsius for optimal comfort #i don't even know why quincy is the king Master heat radiator 6000 #i have no evidence #just a feeling #this entire scale was sparked by the lingering idea that yakumo would enjoy using quincy as a personal heater #they started this #as soon as i finished this i started changing my mind on everyone #gOOD THING temperature isn't a forever one time value----- huh---!!!!! #garu reminds me of those tiny dogs u hold and they're just somehow so warm and their lil hearts beat so fast and you're just wondering #how yall keeping cool under all that fur??? i need to get u some watermelons to lie on #the clan's all here!

[ethosiab]

You mentioned Ren was in the pirate AU as well i think? Do show us what he looks like :) /nf

i am not immune to the treebark

Ren's a really interesting one in this AU because i know his general role as an antagonist, and as someone that Etho pissed off greatly when he was with the TIES crew which you know, comes back to bite him in the ass, but i never particularly figured out why or how all that happened. I toyed with the idea of Ren being king in both past and present but despite the idea having some merit to it, it didn't quite sit right with me (...maybe mostly because I like drawing Martyn pirate-y and couldn't get that if he was serving the crown).

Right now, I've ended up deciding a vague background for Ren. He was royalty at one point, first in line for the throne. As a prince, he had some duty to protect his citizens from pirates and criminals who ransacked the place every so often. He was kind of stupid as a young adult though, and made deals with pirates (*cough* TIES) to be able to get information that would help him deal with this threat.

It worked great for a few years but eventually Ren realized he couldn't keep up with what TIES was demanding of him in exchange for information. He also realised the whole thing was stupid and that he was stupid, and tried to cut it off. TIES had the upper hand in the situation, though, because the amount of backlash that he would recieve if the public found out he was working with pirates would be immense. TIES leaked this information, shit happened, Ren got in big trouble and trust in the crown was at an all time low. Bad stuff. Because of this, Ren faked his death and framed Etho, taking the spotlight off of his own mistakes and onto the . death of a literal prince and heir to the crown.

Suffice to say the guy blames Etho and the rest of TIES for ruining his life and will gladly get revenge. king shit right here.

#So yes ren is royalty no he is not royalty no he is not king and no he is not a good guy #none of them are good guys #theyre pirates. and gem. #actually zed is the closest to an actual good guy in this au but he's harboring criminals so i dont know how much of a good guy that makes #him #morally greyness let's go #love it when every single character is a probably irredeemable bad person but they keep going anyway because its the only way they know how #bbpau ren #renthedog #nics rambles #bbpau #bbpau etho #bbpau martyn #<- he was not discussed much but hes in the drawing so it counts. if you guys want a martyn ramble you have to ask im not giving freebies/j #he looks weird without dog ears but he just wouldnt have them in this au :( #nics art

[forcedhesitation]

stop fucking flirting with me, you rancid little man

#bg3 #thoughts about media #never had this dialogue before. durge exclusive or...?? #either way- I'm lying astarion. please keep talking about murder. it does something for me personally. #also LMAO at him “hiding” his vampirism. baby I can SEE your fangs and bite mark. you aren't hiding shit. #imagining him asking corydalis this and corydalis having to explain that decapitating him would be difficult due to his scaly skin. #with the parasite- his abilities are weakened and thus he can actually be poisoned whereas normally he is immune. #he'd admit he's always been curious what it's like to be poisoned lol. #you know. despite only having fully beat the game once- I have nearly 500 hrs in bg3. #I've half finished many campaigns. and now. when I must begin an adventure with no corydalis to return to... #...well it hurts. it is not the same without him...I will forever treasure him and experiencing the story alongside him. #this new character is a durge. aaaanother tiefling because I enjoy them. he isn't Actually the durge lorewise though. #I had my own story already formulated for him. even before I made him in game. I think I still want to keep him a bhaalspawn though. #if not bhaal- he'll be tied to myrkul. since corydalis has existing beef with myrkul. #he's got body type 1 instead of 2 and goodness it is SO strange to Look Up To the gents. like what do you MEAN they are TALL?! #astarion is like a little mouse. he is not supposed to be tall! wyll has transmasculine short king allure. he is not supposed to be tall! #gale can be a LITTLE tall. I guess. but he's such a sopping wet cat of a man. I can hardly imagine him being THAT tall. #none of them are taller than corydalis! bar halsin and karlach of course.

[nonuggetshere]

Why do i suddenly imagen that flower can sort of tune out their dad..every other Siblings is like "dad! stfu!!"

ODBDJD Honestly it'd make sense, after they made up Flower was very active in the political part of being a princess and eventually accepted the role of an heir, they probably would travel with their parents for any political meetings and such outside Hallownest and eventually learned to tune that engine of a man out

Their siblings have. Less of a built tolerance for his snoring

#thylacines can talk #asks #faaf au #also funfact: Flower absolutely did NOT want to be a king in any way. they accepted being an heir because their father was adamant he'd rule #for the rest of his and Hallownest's existence. Flower being his heir was a formality and a Plan B scenario in case anything went wrong. #like if they needed somebody to run the kingdom while they were unavilable type of stuff. None of them expexted Flower to EVER take over #as a king. Unfortunately much later down the line PK's bad choices caught up with his health. And between having to take on a role they #didn't fully want vs watching their father slowly gade and work himself into an early grave. They'd choose the former in a heartbeat #Eventually they settled into it and became content in their new role. It wasn't so bad especially with Lurien's. the great knights' and #their parents' help. They started to feel a bit aimless in their life previously so they eventually grow to like this new life. though it #took a bit to get used to. And part of them is also glad to be back home. As eventually they and their partners decided to travel a bit #and ended up living in another kingdom for a couple of years. But they grew homesick. So it felt good to be back #sorry for wildly off-topic rambles in the tags ive been thinking about this for a few weeks now

[nostalgia-tblr]

and another thing about that movie

This bit would have been such a lovely opportunity for some wholesome mother-son bonding via sweet, sweet regicide.

Don't you think?

Go on, you can be each other's alibi. I would normally recommend not having any witnesses to such deeds, but the odds that your mother or your son will decide to rat on you for the murder you did together are probably lower than average.

Sorry, did I say murder? Of course it wasn't murder. He just died. Look, there were two of them in the room, surely one of them would have noticed if the other had done something like that? What, don't you trust them? It's his wife and his son! He can't have been murdered by his wife and his son!

#thor (2011) #i should maybe stop saying things like “sweet sweet regicide” but it's just such catchy phrase isn't it? #it is actually a bit surprising how few kings have been murdered by their own queens. even unofficially. #i am SUCH a big fan of dowager queens who rule through their sons. have i ever mentioned that? love them. what queens! literally! #sure her son's too old to need a regent BUT i bet he'd listen to her ideas and advice a lot more than her husband ever did. #and if she wants an extravagant countryside retreat built with misused public funds then this would be her chance! #(i must apologise to rats. rats don't grass. i've had rats and i asked “which of you ate the hammock?!” and none of them said a word)

[astranauticus]

todays orv mood: standing at the water dispenser under my dorm building waiting for my instant noodles to cook just pacing in circles and swearing

#orv liveblog #should i tag spoilers for like. ramble in tags?? #ok i'll do it just to be safe #orv spoilers #idk in case my webtoon only irl friend suddenly decides to log back into her tumblr after 3 years #context chapter 311/46th scenario #ok theres a lot going on here #first off 1863th round yjh is a character made to haunt me specifically so when the name hell of eternity came up wow i was feeling like #500 emotions at once and none of them were good #second i saw someone on lofter say today that most of the talking kdj and yjh do in this book is through fights and just #LIKE I JUST. cannot get over how our perspective of their relationship is just always being filtered through these two people #who are just fuckin INCAPABLE of TALKING ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS like NORMAL PEOPLE #like it drives me so insane that this book is so show dont tell by necessity bc kdj is a fucking moron so we just get these #insanity inducing details like yjh paying to extend his midday rendezvous with kdj for 3 years and just using it as a personal journal #and then you get past all the fuckin. the two of them beating the shit out of each other by way of communicating and its like #'i want to lock you up so you'll stop dying because im scared im not strong enough to be able to stop you and we cant lose you again' LIKE? #SIR WHAT??????? HELLO?????????????? #also the line that made me start pacing in circles around the water cooler while swearing in mandarin was specifically #'i couldn't be the protagonist. i couldn't save someone else' #says the DEMON KING OF SALVATION. like damn its 'sacrifice's will is a stigma that didn't really suit me' all over again #like i love that kdj has the nerve to be like 'of course i dont want to die' and yjh just absolutely does not buy it for a second #god. i want to hit him on the head with a brick.

[blueskittlesart]

Hi! As someone who now kinda wants to check out Trigun because of the hype, do you recommend that I can start with Stampede? Or do I really need to watch the OG anime first to better understand/enjoy it? Thank you! 🙋🏻‍♀️

you can start with stampede! i'd say knowing the context of the original enhances the experience but isn't necessary to enjoy the show. I would consider stampede more viewer-friendly, especially for those of us who are used to modern storytelling conventions (the original suffers the consequences of general writing trends in anime at the time it was produced and of the fact that it was produced long before the manga was finished, so the story is somewhat disjointed and has a lot of filler which makes it REALLY hard to get into.) if you do end up liking stampede, however, I'd suggest trying out watching at least SOME of the original because it adds a lot of cool nuance and context to the story that stampede tells!

#your only REAL handicap is that you're missing out on references that clue you into the context of the story early on #and quite a few references in the finale. but none of those references are hugely necessary to understand the plot so you should be fine! #i didn't DISLIKE the origial and like i said im glad i watched it first but it was. REALLY hard to get into. #even as someone who understands writing trends & enjoys a lot of older anime trigun is. a product of its time. #there's almost no context given for the story you're witnessing until a good 20 episodes in. #the main villain isn't named at all until halfway through the runtime #and even TWO EPISODES BEFORE THE FINALE i still did not have enough information to fully understand what the hell was going on #vash was going into the final fucking battle and i still didn't know what knives WAS let alone what the fuck he WANTED #not to mention nick was FULLY DEAD and i still didnt know what his deal was. like ok go off king have ur moment bleeding out in the church #but can you EXPLAIN WHATS GOING ON BEFORE YOU SUCCUMB TO THE BLOOD LOSS PLEASEEEEEEEE GOD #stampede does that whole thing WAY better imo. it sprinkles the backstory more naturally throughout the show #again. part of this is 90s writing conventions. but there's only so much i can take fr #it was like comparable to evangelion in terms of LACK OF CONTEXT #anyways. this isnt supposed to be me complaining about the original. it had its moments. i watched 24 episodes of it like it was not BAD #but like. i think the story really benefits from the way that stampede chooses to lay everything out. is what im saying. #tldr watch them in whatever order but if you like stampede try the original #you might not like it more than stampede but you WILL feel cool when you realize how it all relates to stampede #asks #vash is also WAAAAAY sexier in stampede. HOWEVER. the women of the show are like 10 times sexier in the original. so. pick your poison ig