#nooooooooooooooooooooooo way

[einaudis]

You won’t believe what just happened.

#and I don't even know how to explain it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #I was watching the 'second' episode and it turns out it was not the second it was the ninth AND I JUST DIDN'T WATCH THE FIRST ONE #I WATCHED THE LAST ONE I CAN'T HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #nooooooooooooooooooooooo way #well I mean this is on brand because I always read the last page of a book before buying it so yeah #makes sense that I watched the last episode of the season thinking it was the first one #and now I know how it ends and what happens but I was SO IN LOVE with the idea of that one being the first one #and then going back to the beginning? #I can't believe this hahahahahahaha #anyway know that the last episode works beautifully as the first one #hahahahahahaha #random #personal #my shitty English #this is about #The Bear #come on laugh with me #pfffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[stonerzelda]

i got curious about kiefers drug adventures and reading this absolutely wiped me the fuck out man like hit after hit no survivors catagory 9 we are under fucking fail attack disaster

#all kf this had taken place during a w mjnute ad....KILLS MYSELF KILLS MYSELF KILLS MYSELF #notsfw #kieferposting #GAUDIQOSUQYGSHDJROWOIQUSHDJFKFOFIUWUSJFIFKJGKROWOSLKXKDJFJFJFJKRJR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #i feel about cocaine the way i do abt cookjng WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!! WHAT DOES THAT MENAD #articles that have ruined my life forever #LIKE IM GOING TO KILL THIS PERSON I BETTER FINISH. AND I DID. THATS GREAT MAN

[rapidhighway]

i have to go get a pen

#NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT DO IT I CANT DO IT I NEED TO ACTUALLY DO STUFF TOMORROW I CANT GIVE MYSELF ANY OTHER TASKS #nnndsffdnsfngffggee #listen ive been TRYING to do this stupid thing for over a week now i managed to sit down to it for like half a day a few days ago i did lik #half an hours work this is all i got man i cant do it AAAAAAAAA #it would be better if i just started but its so hard for some reason #i used up all my strength to do work i cant do it anymore i need to chill i need to laugh and have a good time #god i went to so many people with this and everyone says just force yourself sir i would have to force myself to force myself do you see ho #that would work?????? IT WOULDNT #idk man idkkkkk #some of this isnt even that hard to do i just have a mental block because the sole existence of this stupid assignment #brings up so much stress just from memory of it AAAUUUGHHHRRFDHFSDBGFGFDFGD #i just want to be free of this!!!!!!!!!! #but im literally finding anything to distract myself from thinking about it #dude theres no way ill be able to keep a job i will literally kill myself if they make me do anything i dont feel like doing #AAUURFHDSFDFS #this post evolved into something terrifying ok bye

[diamondnokouzai]

this is the best bad movie in the world. hang on let me turn my feminism offfffffffffffffff im gonna throw up laughing why AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED THIS FILE I NEED TO SHOW YOU GUYS WHAT THIS MOVIE IS DOING. FEMINISM IS OFF IM SO SORRY.

#.din #.txt #NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANS;LGJNNBPAIPE RVH PYIAAAAYGH DFS #roger corman said he planned this movie out. the way he plans all his movies. #roger corman was the youngest ever filmmaker to get a retrospective at a french film festival. HE MADE THIS. #oh archive.org you always have a treat for din

[thisbelongsto-nohbodys]

[The Trio and Lumity are hanging out after the closing night of a con, they’re at a private booth in the Trio’s fav bar]

Luz: …okay okay, next question: What’s the cutest date you’ve been on. It doesn’t have to be with each other so don’t worry.

Anne: Oh easy, it wasn’t strictly a date but the three of us went to karaoke with some friends and Marcy got so drunk she sang “Simple and Clean”.

Luz: from “Empire Hearts”??! Awwww

Amity: That sounds more funny than cute.

Sasha: Except half way through she started doing the Ronald Duck cover version and couldn’t get through it because she was giggling so much.

Marcy: ugh……this is why I don’t drink that much anymore.

Luz: Oh man I wish I’d seen that.

Anne: I have the video, she’s so cute in it.

Marcy dramatically sliding off her chair: NooooOoOooOoOoOoOOoooooo

#amphibia #the owl house #sashannarcy #Lumity

[ystrike1]

The reincarnated villainess cannot escape from the demon king's obsession - By 朝凪りん 朝凪りん (6/10)

This one is seriously frustrating. An author reincarnates into her own novel. Everything is different. There's a demon king, and she wasn't a fantasy writer. She wrote historic drama. She's so dumb that it makes the story less enjoyable. The yandere is good.

Elisa wrote a sweet but dramatic tale about an evil illegitimate daughter, and a pure true daughter destined to return and take the crown.

She lies down and relaxes. All is well. She reincarnates before the main character, Iris, is impregnated by the prince. That's when Elisa starts doing horrible, illegal things to ruin her sister's perfect future. Elisa was never kind, but she leaves Iris be to be wooed by the prince.

It's all very sweet? Elisa wrote this novel...she should know her fate better than anyone. Iris has true love. Their father favors only her. The prince pushes every bully off of her flowery path. Elisa was always a poor replacement for the real daughter too. It's clear that they intend to get rid of her. Elisa became a villainess in an attempt to survive and get power. The original author KNOWS this but she thinks hiding in her room will solve everything.......she doesn't even make any alliances.

Idiot author reincarnator even cries at their wedding, like a fool. Completely oblivious to the fact that she's standing alone at the biggest social event of the season. She's of age, but she doesn't even have a date or a suitor. While Iris is literally in the royal family. It's politics 101. Elisa is CLEARLY being pushed out. One sister marrying, and one not even being considered by anyone, is kind of a big deal in a historic setting.

There's a Demon King running around.

Her memory is fuzzy.

She knows she died.

She doesn't remember how though, and the Demon King isn't trying to take over. He has the country gripped in fear, because nobody knows what he wants.

The obvious plot twist happens right after the wedding. Elisa has stained the honor of her family (she's an adopted daughter they no longer need) so she must marry a corrupt man. By the way its clear they've always despised her. They give her to a man that likes to beat women.

She's so dumb its unbelievable. She protests for 5 seconds, but then she remembers Elisa was a big fat meanie pants.

....maybe that means she deserves to get tortured???

Huh??.?

Did you forget you're the author???

You are not Elisa, and you are not responsible for her actions. You didn’t interfere with the royal wedding at all this time, so they're clearly being cruel because you've lost the power you once had. Elisa's villainy was the only way to survive in a pit of vipers that didn’t want her around. She's kind of the victim if you think about it for two seconds, but you wanna suffer forever because you were born in her sinful body...

...

...

I can't even...

Demon King Noah saves her from her constant idiocy. The truth begins to become clear. Her soul is connected to his. He dragged her into this world somehow, and he changed it to make it their ideal world. In the human world he was actually a small child, and the author was his other half. The age difference made being with her impossible so bang. New world. Is this world even real? Is Noah powerful enough to make a peaceful fantasy land exactly like her book?????

That would be incredible, but the author is dumb as a brick. A stump. Hey. Romance authors. Self insert crap ruins almost everything it touches. Please stop. Nobody wants to watch a brain dead doll get plowed. I would much rather see a terrified reincarnator run away in the middle of the night. She escapes to a border town. It shakes like a mirage. The whole world is a mirage. Noah appears and says he's been looking for her, and he made a world just for them....

But nooooooooooooooooooooooo erotica has to be dumb.

I'm most likely right about the child version of him luring her to her death. That's still cool, but she's supposed to be the author of this story. Any published author with a working brain would question what's happening. They'd be creeped out. They would explore. You can keep the page count the same too. It wouldn't be hard to remove all the dumb lines and replace them with her being suspicious of the other "humans", who don't quite feel real.

Wasted potential.

Squandered potential.

Boo.

I'm booing in the stands.

Don't marry a r****** just cuz your abusive not father tells you to.

Blah.

#The reincarnated villainess cannot escape from the demon king's obsession #yandere #male yandere #yandere male #yandere boy #recommendations #recs #rec #recommended

[monohvoid]

THE SUCKENING EP 10 SPOILERS!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO THERES NO FUCKING WAY ARTHUR WILL GIVE UP ALL 5 POINTS IN APPEARANCE ISNT 4 POINTS OF HUMANITY ENOUGH YOU SICK FUCK GRIZZLYY WHYD YOU DO THIS (im only 1:47:45 in i dont know the results)

#jrwi #jrwi suckening #jrwi the suckening #the suckening spoilers #the suckening jrwi #the suckening #arthur bennett #jrwi arthur #SPOILERS! #drabble #im literally not even fully thru the episode idk whats gonna happen next but im heartbroken rn

[tinyfantasminha]

* Runs in* I need you to know that in the Sunset Savanna event, it confirms that Jack is sensitive to heat and passes out if it’s too hot

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BABYBBOY 😭😭😭😭

This sequence is living rent free in my mind rn,,,, Jack going quiet, Leona noticing there's smth wrong with him and noticing how Jack is way too pale and then he suddenly collapses and Leona acts so panicked ??@?!!? 😭😭😭I love sm how Leona has a soft spot for his kouhai and specially for Jack most of all, he acts just like an older brother who's usually snarky and externally cold to his baby bro but as soon as baby bro is in trouble he rushes in a second to help him ......... </33 they're so cute im feeling INSANE

and I NEED TO PUT JACK IN A JAR OF MAYO NNSDNDSNFSDHNHNDFHNNDHSDSDSHNSDHNc&&*czhbzhHNSDHNSDFHNSDFHNDS IM GONNA KEEP HIM SAFE AND PROTECTED 😤😤😤*points a gun at the sun* IS IT BOTHERING YOU, MY KING

also me who lives in a tropical city and is used to handling 35ºC ~ 40ªC degrees every summer holding unconscious jack in my arms

#twisted wonderland #twst spoilers #twst event #jack howl #leona kingscholar #passing out is also a recurring thing for me so seeing my comfort chara going throught that as well is 😭😭</33 #i want to fill him wth kisses awwah #answered ask

[pippastrelle]

Bulletpoint liveblog of C3E91 let's go!

First half: Bell's Hells

Gotta love Marisha as Sam's protege. What's the opposite of phallic? Somehow they made a hotdog costume that. And now back to sadness…

God, Orym's immediately in soldier mode.

Where are they going to go from here? If they're so in the open. Are they going to go down the Bloody Bridge or escape through Issylra? I mean, makes sense that Liliana doesn't want to tip them off, but still a woman convinced that working for Ludinus will work out somehow…

Possessing a human to escape the divine gate is pretty smart. Yeah, right, that's probably what Ruidusborn were from the start (if Predathos is sentient enough to plan).

I know she's rightly frustrating to others but Liliana is so interesting. I love characters getting so torn between morality and feeling like enduring sacrifice must be worth it.

I do like that she's still pro-god-eater too.

Oh??? Commune with Predathos??

Aw, but that's what Predathos would want her to think. That thing's will be fine for her. Anyone getting some Asmodeus vibes?

Apathy being no better than distain is something the Bells Hells know about the world. They weren't targeted. They were pawns.

"Angry at those who put it there"…. But Ruidus is a piece of Exandria. Would it be mad at that, I wonder? I'm genuinely curious whether Predathos would actively want to destroy Exandria or whether it will be mere collateral.

Oof. Yep. Don't tell Liliana about the back door.

God I love Liliana. Still got that love for Imogen. Still got that hate and defensiveness around the gods. I see Imogen genuinely reaching out to her mum, but also being a little passive-aggressive with it to try convince her. Clever.

Haha Chetney's passive-aggressive interogations are my favourite. Makes sense that Ludinus and the Weave Mind are separate entities with separate goals, even if they're using each other. Curious how the Weave Mind will deal with Predathos.

"Be the… mother hen to them." God I love Liliana. She's very intelligent in using herself to get her way. Thank you Laura Bailey for fascinating mother PCs.

Evoroa knows where Ludinus is??

Blunt polite Orym.

Genuinely, Liliana is more swayed by Predathos itself than I realised. Looking like a three-way gambit. Who -- Ludinus, Predathos, Weave Mind -- will win?

Cold, intimidating Ashton and cold, intimidating Liliana. Revealing.

This conversation with Liliana is everything I wanted.

And this is great with Imogen. They can use Liliana. It's not really about morality anymore.

Good question, Fearne, about the daughter abandonment. Oh. Ludinus visited her directly? I thought it was Otohan first. I mean, this is the sad thing. Liliana was vulnerable and swept into a cult, and we see how seemingly impossible it is to escape over a decade of belonging there. Who knows? Any one of the Bell's Hells could have been her.

Good, Laudna, keeping you guys going.

Aaaaaaah, Imogen. Tackling Liliana's priorities.

I like that Evoroa's coming with them. That'll be fun for Exandria.

I feel like we can never stop complimenting Matt's descriptions.

XD I mean, I'd panic too, being teleported into the middle of an encampment. Convenient though.

….Love the constant reminders of how INSANELY powerful Liliana is.

GOD, LILIANA, THAT BETTER BE A "I WISH I COULD GO WITH YOU" SORRY!

….Isn't the base of the Malleus Key super guarded too?

Time for another TPK!

Chetney/Travis is so smart. Using Otohan's stuff to pose as her underlings.

XD Ashton's wonderful CHA.

Laura might've rolled not great.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD DECEPTION CHECK!

Are they fucked?

Ooh maybe Keyleth's people attacked again?

Diolch byth (Welsh) -- thank god -- for Orym's insane passive perception.

FUCK they haven't even been able to talk about FCG yet.

Telepathy is so uncanny. So sick.

(HA! I've always wondered what it's like to wear a big costume like that. I've worn a unicorn head before but full body?)

What does Phantasmal Force do? OOOH the mind illusion thing! Pleeeeeeeease work.

I am deeply villainsexual. Intimidating Imogen makes me so gay.

GO LAUDNA! SUCCESS! Christ, they have no resources. What would have happened if they failed there?

HA! Is Ryn statue still there? Just casually drag her out, y'know.

The Ruby Vanguard is having a costume party, guys, don't judge the hotdogs.

Can they teleport still or are they going to have to find somewhere to long rest?

God, the graveyard of past battles around the Malleus Key is such great worldbuilding. Oh, god, even pikes and trophies? T_T Looking out for the Changebringer.

Keyleth's going to have a hell of a report after this. Do they remember they sent her lot to Issylra? Thank god Sending works again. XD Well, "works". User error aside.

HA! True spouse goals. Swapping Nat 1s.

T_T Marisha bringing the fan. I'm still so curious when/if Sam will reappear.

Props to Ashley reminding them about the exhaustion.

Fuck. FCG. I'm still so sad. Brilliant character. How do you even begin to process that? How can they reconcile this with FCG's martyr complex? These characters don't know about hit points. Who knows if they could've taken her down? Oh why does it feel better to be killed by Otohan than for him to go down killing her….

Imogen reckoning with Liliana vs. her mum. Even if Liliana doesn't support Ludinus, the question is how much that'll tangibly matter.

A lot of these guys have to question "what they were designed for". A lot of these guys were "made" for someone else. Aw, Laudna apologising for it: her and Delilah. And yeah, it's why Liliana is also a great, tragic reflection of the Bell's Hells.

Ashton's fantastic. Orym's fantastic. Chetney's fantastic. Fuck, the Ruby Vanguard have fucked them all up.

Awwwww Laudna and Imogen's little "I love you"s. The Bell's Hells are so special to me.

Chetney piecing things together around Aeor. I am curious how much Ludinus is interfacing with aeormatons, as opposed to other Aeor anti-god technologies.

Oh, Christ, Evoroa's been here the whole time. Bless. I wonder how crazy it must be on Exandria for her. Aw, love Chetney welcoming her. In his own way.

Haha "It's had some work done". Accurate, Ashton.

Are they going to go to Aeor?? Are they going to chase Ludinus there??

Evoroa's fun. Cool, so Predathos is in a glass and adamantine prison? I'm surprised it's in any way physical.

Yes. Sicc something and anything on Ludinus! I adore their energy. How does anyone survive contact with the BH?

THE MONSTER IS GOING TO BE BOLO FROM AEOR!

(Goddammit Twitch. Is anyone else getting a glitch when windows overtop of it make it skip forward?)

"STOP INTERRUPTING THE STORY!" Lore mood XD

Laura's face during Evoroa's story. Also mood.

I'm curious if Ludinus still plans to use or could use Fearne.

FRIDA TT_TT YUP EVERYTHING'S ALWAYS PAINFUL ALWAYS. Are they going to get a message from Christian?

Finally, Chetney checking up on Evoroa.

"I have a passive perception of 33. I heard it all." Is that higher than Vex'ahlia?

……………………How many bodies do they have in the hole at this point?

I can't imagine how physically shitty Ashton must feel on top of everything.

Laudna and Ashton have always had a great dynamic. Brings out the bluntness and wisdom(?) in both of them. Christ, Evoroa's going through it too.

Imogen and Orym have always had a great dynamic too. Both trying to keep things running, especially with each other. And the fact that Orym's not even out for revenge has always been fascinating… but it's still about the massive weight of Will and Derrig's deaths on his shoulders. He's a little guy, both literally and metaphorically, and god he's had to deal with so much, and the more they deal with, the more responsibility they get. I really like that, despite their potential conflicts, Imogen and Orym have always just wanted to get along. It's what I love about the Bell's Hells. They're genuinely broken but they genuinely love each other but they're genuinely broken but they genuinely love each other.

DORIAN SENDING! Was it just that he was asleep last time? I hope so. God, Orym/Liam's voice breaking breaks me.

#critical role #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers

[toaster-boi]

part 3, here we go!

link to part 1

link to part 2

!!! SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT !!!

evil. conniving trickery, even

oh of course you're dramatic about it

...

i'm still jealous >:(

tessa i understand the necessity of whimsical swagger but can you PLEASE use that gun conveniently located directly next to your uninjured hand PLEASE

TESSA YOU HAVE A GUN

certified Henry Stickmin moment

AAAAAAA SHE STILL HAS THE GLASSES

the way his expression changes just reminds me of when he saved Uzi in The Promening. the near-immediate shift from instinct to realizing what he's doing. just. ough

DANGERDANGERDANGER

huh, the black hole threw up an error message

uh. something very bad is happening to her chest area. those burn marks/oil stains(?) weren't there before.

FUCK YEEEAAAAH

NOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK. SHIT. GODDAMMIT.

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP AAAUUUGH

AND IT JUST FUCKING ENDS THERE?!?!?!?

#toaster thoughts #murder drones

[lavander-yarn]

No fucking way, today I found my pseudo ex and I want to kill kill kill kill 🫥👿

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

That piece of shit can die right now

[eastofakkala]

Me: *Beginning book 2 of TGCF*

Windmaster: *shows up in a slightly larger role*

Narrative: by the way, he’s got an older brother! Isn’t that great?!

Me: *suddenly hit by MDZS flashbacks* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#DON’T DO THIS TO ME AGAIN MXTX #NOT AFTER ALL THE TRAGIC MDZS SIBS #MDZS #TGCF #Dispatches from deep Akkala #shi qingxuan #you’re gonna break my heart aren’t you windmaster

[xxemosceneacidscumxx]

Jeff the killer x FEM! Reader

~A blinkless gaze~

Part two

(Song: Chop Suey by System Of A Down)

"Cmon y/n Chop suey!" I faintly heard as I was waking up. Suddenly I was being shaken "whaaa whattt?" I blurted as I popped up groggily. "Today is the first day of summer!!" Mom said in a sickeningly cheery tone. Dammit. "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo" I said putting the blanket over my eyes. "Yes." Mom said pulling them off of me. "Ok fine!" I said getting up and getting in my drawers looking for an outfit. "Don't wear too much jewelry, might get ruined." "Ok mom" I polled on my mcr t shirt and brushed my hair, after I did that I put on my favorite shoes. Then I brushed my teeth and ate. "Ok I'm ready" I said sighing.

Time skip

I held my breath as we walked into the dreaded walls of heavensport mental hospital. I tried to look happy instead of pissed but, I don't know how well it was working. We walked up to the desk. "Hi Jan!" Mom exclaimed to the lady at the desk. "Hi M/n!! How're you doin'??" "I'm doing great, I brought my little crumbsnatcher." She said gesturing to me. I looked at her with a grim face not daring to say a word about her calling me that in puplic. "Hi." I said. "Aren't you a doll." Jan exclaimed. "Thank you" I said quietly. "Welp I'm sure you know the drill, I'm clocking in!" "Alright don't get murdered!" Jan said jokingly. "Ha ha." Mom replied. We were finally making our way down the hall after what felt like forever. "Crumbsnatcher??" I said looking at mom. She smiled at me. We walked in silence as we made our way to the rec room. "Okay, y/n here's the rules, don't get too close to him he's still pretty aggressive, I've seen him try to bite, scratch, head butt, and even punch, don't disagree with him he will cuss you out, and do as I do. OK?"

"If he's that dangerous why do you want me here?" I tried to reason again. "Because I want you to be strong" she said smiling. I rolled my eyes. We walked in and walked all the way to the end of the courtyard thingy and then I saw him, Jeff the killer. He looked absolutely pissed. As we got closer my mom said hello to the guard and Jeff was just staring at me. We locked eyes. My e/c ones with his bright frosty blues. It made me nervous, I couldn't read his facial expressions as he had no eyelids. Then I did something really dumb. "Hi." I sad quietly as I waved. He looked shocked for a second. "Hi." He responded in a tenor sounding voice. Mom was still chatting it up with the guard. That woman just doesn't hush sometimes. Jeff cocked his head to the side. "You're pretty what's your name?" I was taken aback by how straightforward he was. Uhhhm. I thought as I looked over at mom. For some reason I don't want her to know that I'm making small talk. "I'm y/n" I said. "What's your name?" I asked just because. He started laughing. "I think you know it already. "Yeah" I nodded. He started thrashing about for a second. what the fuck??? I stepped back a bit. "Are you ok?" "I've got an itchhh." "Where?" " On my neck" I walked over at scratched the back of his neck. "Here?" "No up more." I went higher "ohhh yep that's the spot" I heard mom stop talking. I quickly removed my hand from his neck. "This is my daughter." She said to the guard. "Hi." I said "hi, I'm hal." He responded. I sat on the bench next to Jeff. Mom gave me a warning look. Jeff's head swiveled around from looking at the guard to staring at me. I would've stared back but for some reason I couldn't. I tried to, but every time I'd just get flustered. The day went on and despite what mom told me he didn't do anything too terrible all day. At lunch I sat across from him we ate and then the day went pretty fast

Time skip to being in the car.

"Y/n." Mom said in the familiar dangerous tone. Uh oh. "Yes?" "I told you not to get close to him." "He had an itch" she raised her eyebrow. "So?" "He didn't try anything." "Yet." Mom said. When we got home I changed my clothes and collapsed on my bed. And I couldn't stop thinking about Jeff. I was kinda excited to see him again. Ok stop that's enough. Don't be stupid he's a serial killer wtf. And. Then I fell asleep

#creepypasta smut #jeff the killer smut #jeff the killer #creepypasta x reader #x female reader #just for fun #cringe warning #dont like dont read #sillyposting

[rachaeljurassic]

Melbourne?

Jackkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!

😁

OK, but he's in Melbourne, ffs. Up with this I shall not put!!

🤬

And Hugh

🥰

And Dot's crying so that's not....

OK, she's clearly NOT dead but

They

Don't

Know

That!

😭😭😭

OMG she's having a baby!

But this is Jack's worst nightmare come to life!!! Which is rather overshadowing that news

😭

Oh no not THAT photograph

How am I supposed to deal with grieving Jack?!?!?? This is not what I signed up for!!! I mean I know soon it'll be happy/relieved/supremely piss off Jack (not sure quite which way he's going to jump here) but....

Oh Aunt P

😢

I THOUGHT we were getting a speech from Jack (though I'n not that confident he'd get the words out 😢) but I guess we get dive bombing bipane instead (I wonder who's flying it? 🤔😏) and most importantly:

MOVE THE TEA TROLLEY!!

These people have the right priorities

😆

And she's back

🥳

Oh I do love the blocking in this, Jack standing still while the rest walk forward, him standing apart as everybody greets, kisses (🤨) and berates her.

However, VERY rude of you almost killing Aunt P with a spanner!!!!

🤨

Oh blimey, she didn't know it was her memorial. Oh Jack

😔

Oh god poor man, watching them all together, feeling on the outside

😭

Why did she say 'What are you doing here?' like that?!?! You TOLD Him to follow you ffs. And maybe he IS a bit late but...

What's this about a Maharaja?

😕

OMG he looks like he's going to throw up

😭

Oh no, Phryne, you are making this SO MUCH worse, ffs, he was pissed off before, but you acting like this is no big deal, just NO! She almost sounded cruel about it.

😭

(OK, we are not far in and I already feel like I am over using 😭 but it is WARRANTED!!!!!!!!!)

Oh no....no Jack, you are not DONE with her. I mean, I understand, there's only so much a man can take, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Don't walk away

🥺

#mfmm #miss fisher's murder mysteries #live blog #crypt of tears

[mcrbois]

got that frank fixing his jeans w/ duct tape photo :)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAY

HOPE MY ANON SEES THIS

tahnk uso much luv <333333

[miraculousalt]

Still cant get over what Marinette did to Chat in Hacksan

Dont you just love how Marinette in Hacksan has desensitized Chat Noir to the dangers of someone actually may ending up stealing her Miraculous an using it to get closer to him by posing as Ladybugs replacement she herself chose? Yknow one of the most, if not THE most, likely an vital dangers of their partnership an yet here we are. Adrien was jus made to morally declare LB above his safety and rights as her partner bc if Marinette were to be asked to meet any kind of normal standards in their partnership feminism apparently gets set back 100 years.

“Marinette cares about Chat Noir deeply!”

Marinette made sure tha in the case someone actually gets her Miraculous an went to meet up Chat the way Scarabella did hes now 90% more likely to not question it anymore, as long as the villain has smart enough of an explaination that includes Scarabellas absence. How nice that Marinette doesn want Chat miserable or wants him dead, she still made sure that hes much more likely to end up walking into a deathtrap now.

And I hate how obvious it is that the show will never ever challenge Marinettes messed up actions in Hacksan that in any normal show with any NORMALLY written main character would be forshadowing for their partner falling into exactly THAT trap now in the next season. But nooooooooooooooooooooooo. Its Marinette so we cant have normal writting bc thats “misogynistic”. How else will the littl girls watchin know that there is nothing their partner should be allowed to expect from them besids “I like you” if we were to let any of Marinettes messed up treatment of Chat in S4 have regular consequences now in S5?

As per usual: What the hell does Chats safety actually matter in this partnership?

#ml salt #marinette salt #ml season 4 salt #Hack-san salt #S4 really made sure LB getsa free pass for EVERY normal safety aspect in their partnership #in s4 alone Adrien should have been dead 5 times over #bc of Ladybugs ridiculous neglect she got a free pass for as long as she stops screaming and hitting #but the show will never call that out bc that would mean something else than Marinette and her convenience would getta matter for 2 secs #And if Adrien Chat Noir were to getta matter as more as Marinettes littl therapist husband for once then Ladynoir would fall apart